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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race

UK vs. the World...

You'll be starring in the
lip sync Rusical reality show

West End Wendys: The Comeback.

♪ Because no one cares
who we are ♪

Jimbo.

Because I knew Jimbo
was in that dog,

I was just expecting more.

Jujubee.

We all wanted Liza,
and we didn't get Liza.

Janey Jack, Pangina Heals,
con-drag-ulations.

You are the top two queens
of the week.

I want to be here so badly,

and I will do whatever
you want me to do.

Do you, at this point,
feel like you've lost your
fight?

No!

Pangina Heals,
con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

I choose Jimbo to go home.

Whew.

Whoa.

That was intense.

We're back in the werkroom,

and I just sent Jimbo home,

and I'm at peace with it.

[laughs]

Oh, my goodness.

"My name is Pangina,
and I'm a stupid idiot.

"P.S.: I love you all.

P.P.S.: Except Jimbo."

[laughs]
She read you from the grave.

[all laugh]

Pangina saved me.

I am so grateful,

but that was another close call.

Well, now you've sent home
the whole of Canada:

Jimbo and Lemon.

All I know is
I can't go to Canada anymore.

Never!
[all laugh]

I'm the most hated person
in Canada.

Do you feel that Jimbo
is, like, really, really mad,

or he just messing around?

From the Jimbo that I know,
I don't think he's mad,

but he's disappointed.

-Mm-hmm.
-We all signed up for this,

so we can't be like,
oh, you sent me home.

I feel like my heart's
been ripped out.

The reason she sent Jimbo home
is because he's competition.

You should all be
really proud of Jimbo,

because he did get
in the top for two challenges.

-We love you, Jimbo!
-We love you, Jimbo!

Sorry, I have to do this.

Can you read "My name is
Pangina,
I'm a stupid idiot"

one more time, please?

"My name is Blu,
and I'm a stupid idiot."

[all laugh]

You know, Jimbo came,
and came with a vengeance.

But he was just chopped.

Baby, the competition is on.

What made you send Jimbo home?

Was he competition or--

No comment.

I'm just kidding.
I'm only kidding.

Honestly, I think you did
better.

You exceeded your expectations
in the Rusical.

I don't know if it was
the right choice,

but I believed in my heart
that it was.

You're my sister,
and I just can't send you home,

because I know
you have so much to give.

No.

She's turned up
in a pair of tights

and a plastic snake
wrapped round her.

This ain't the Jujubee
I've seen on the TV.

Janey, what lipstick
did you choose?

The lipstick I chose...

was Jujubee.

I felt that the judges
kept on saying

how much they didn't
feel you there,

didn't see the Juju they know.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-That's fair.
-That's valid.

I can't say
that I'm surprised.

She's already saved me once.

I don't expect her
to save me again.

Sis, you've been saved twice.
Is this your last chance?

I mean, I'm taking everything,

like, the rest of my life,
one day at a time.

I mean, the bitch has some kind
of,
like, black magic, girl.

She's still here.

So we'll see.

Well, I saw how distraught
Jimbo was

on that runway tonight,

and I just don't want that
to happen to me.

So let's get out
of these clothes.

Let's go take
these shoulder pads off.

-Let's go.
-Can somebody unzip me?

I can't be in the bottom again.

Oh!

I can't stumble,
because one trip, I'm out.

So what would you have done
different
with my outfit?

-I would have burned it.
-Oh, my God.

The competition is heating up,

and who's going home next week?

I don't know,
but it's not gonna be me.

[laughs]

Jimbo made me so happy,

and Pangina
took that away from me.

-I'm gonna do this for Jimbo.
-Oh, wow.

And I'm gonna win the whole
fucking thing
for Jimbo.

It's time for Jimbo's revenge.

[echoing laugh]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race
UK vs. the World

will receive an all expenses
paid trip
to Hollywood

to record a duet with me,
RuPaul.

Tonight with Michelle Visage

and extra-special guest judges
Clara Amfo

and Michelle Keegan.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Five, six, seven, eight.

UK Versus the World! Yeah!

It's a new day in the werkroom.

I feel great
because I'm still here,

but oh, my gosh,
the pressure is on.

Look at your badges!

How do you feel?

I feel super shiny.

I feel like a good student.

But today, the slate is going
to be wiped cleaned again.

Every day's a new day.

I just, like, lifted up my leg,
I just pissed a little bit,

and just let people know
where my territory is,

and pat myself on the back.

I think we learned

that you can go from the top
straight down to the bottom,

so no one is safe,

and we just have to take
a pinch of Jimbo's fabulousness.

Everybody's safe but you, eh?

I'm not having this storyline
of me being safe.

I'll take that one.
[all laugh]

What are you gonna serve
on the runway this time?

-Well, what do you think?
-I'm, uh--

Something from my closet,
I'm going--

So, Baga, how do you feel?

Elizabeth Taylor,
White Diamonds?

Me, Elizabeth Taylor.

No, rhinestones.
[all laugh]

Taylor.

Baga is serving
category is Laundry Day,

category is I Am Grandmother
Of The House,

category is Darling, I Just
Want My Dick To Be Free.

I'm not gonna lie.

Me and Jimbo really developed
friendship
in this competition.

I mean, I just
want do well for Jimbo.

But the fact of the matter is

I am gonna be sending
one of you home.

-Oh!
-Oh!

Yes, I will be sending
one of you home.

[alarm]

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

Her majesty
done already done had herses.

You know, there could be
a hundred drag queens,

and 99 don't believe in you.

But those bitches ain't here.

And you are.

So don't just play.
Play smart.

And remember, the queen
who laughs last wins.

Are you confused?

-I'm always confused.
-Oh, right.

[all laugh]

Hello, hello, hello!

Hey, ladies.

-Hi, Ru.
-Hello!

-My queens.
-Hi-ee!

You know, as queer people,
we get to choose our families.

So for this week's
maxi-challenge,

you're gonna team up to play

Snatch Game,

[cheering]

The family edition.

-Oh!
-[laughs]

Y'all wanted a twist.

Now, you'll each serve your best
celebrity impersonations,

but for the first time
in Drag Race UK herstory,

you'll be competing
as two feuding families.

Oh!

One chosen family will be
playing
with Michelle Visage.

[cheers and applause]

The other will be playing
with Katie Price.

Oh, my God!

-Yes.
-Legend.

Now, Pangina, because
you were last week's winner...

Yes.

You get to choose your family.

Okay.

#DragRaceUK.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

♪ I hate Snatch Game ♪

♪ But I love it, too ♪

-Pangina.
-Yeah?

You've never done
Snatch Game before.

-I hate you.
-Are you nervous?

I think this is the challenge
I'm the most nervous at.

This specific challenge
is to make RuPaul laugh.

-Yeah.
-And if RuPaul doesn't laugh,

then you can kind of assume
that you didn't do well.

Yeah.

The Snatch Game
can go either way,

so no pressure.

[exhales]

And who will you be picking?

The first family I would
like to have is Jujubee.

Yeah!

-And Baga.
-Oh, thank you.

And should we do Katie Price?

[cheering]

So it is myself, Blu,
and Miss Amsterdam.

-Yeah.
-With Michelle!

I'm really excited.

That's gonna be cute,
it's gonna be really cute.

I think Pangina's
being strategic,

where she's, like, oh,
let me pull out strength.

Let's go and get
our looks ready.

Yay!

But it could go the other way,

because if two really strong
people
are on your side,

you could go down.

So bring it on.

Hola, hola, hola, muchachas.

-Hi!
-Hey!

I'm really scared.

This is the challenge
that I'm most afraid of.

Everyone knows
it's what separates

the girls from the ladies.

-Well, hello, Miss Heals.
-Hi.

Look at all those badges.

Yes! So shiny.

Now, of course, based on what
you've brought to the table,

I have no idea
who that could be.

No. I'm doing Mariah Carey.

-Mariah Carey!
-Yeah.

Now, okay,
she has some Mariah-isms.

-Yes.
-Yes.

-Yes.
-[laughs]

She's very composed
and shady.

So I'm just hoping
that I can make her funny.

Do you consider yourself
a funny person?

I didn't until I made you laugh
a couple of times,

and then maybe I'm funny.

I think that tongue thing

is what cinched you
the win last week.

My tongue makes me
a lot of money.

-Well, there you go.
-[laughs]

Well, listen, darling, I cannot
wait
to see you out there.

-Okay, thank you so much.
-All right.

[both speaking Thai]

Eee! So good. Thank you!

-J.J.!
-Hey.

-How you doing?
-Good, Mama Ru, how are you?

Wait. Is that a fragrance
bottle you have there?

No, this is, like,
tan in a bottle.

That's a clue to who
you're doing in Snatch Game.

-Yes, ma'am.
-Who is it?

It's Tan Mom.

-Oh, Tan Mom.
-Tan Mom, Patricia.

Now, does Tan Mom have any
signature
sayings or anything?

[with clenched teeth]
She talks very like this.

Uh-huh. Who were
your other choices?

-James Charles.
-Uh-huh.

But there's quite some
controversy
around him,

so I don't wanna
cross that bridge.

You can be anything
you wanna be.

Just have fun.

That shit just confused
the fuck outta me.

I'm thinking James Charles
should be back on the map.

How did you do on your season
with Snatch Game?

I became top three.

Who did you do on your season?

I did a character from
my hometown, Anne Schilder.

[speaking Dutch]

In hindsight, what did you learn
from that Snatch Game?

To be bigger than the moment,

and don't wait for people
to give you a moment.

Okay. Well, I cannot wait
to see what you do out there.

-Thank you so much.
-All right.

-Jujubee.
-I'm still here.

[laughs] Let me guess.

You're doing Liza Minnelli.

Well, I tried that last week,
and I didn't hit the mark.

Well, okay, it's just that
I know you can do better.

It was like, wait a minute,
where's Juju?

Where's the thing
that we all fell in love with?

Right.

Name all the characters
you've done in Snatch Game.

Okay, so the first one
was Kimora Lee.

We don't wanna talk about that.

And then Fran Drescher.

Fuck you! [laughs]

And then I did Eartha Kitt,
which you loved.

[purrs]

Hello, kitty girl.

So I see bodysuit
and black hair right there.

Uh-huh.

That's Cher.

Or a wagon wheel with two--

-It's Cher.
-Yeah.

Many people have done Cher
on this program.

I do it every episode.

-I know.
-Yeah.

Can I hear a little bit
of your Cher?

I can say, hey, it's Cher.

[laughs]

[imitating Cher]
Hey, Ru, come to Malibu.

That's stupid.

I don't know if I'm gonna
be able to pull this off.

It's Cher.

How many centuries
has she lived?

Okay, thank you, Juju.

Thank you.
Make sure you laugh, please.

[laughs]

-Seriously.
-Yes!

Mo' Money, Mo Heart.

Hello, hello, hello!

All this yella.

Now, you've played
Snatch Game before.

I did Maxine Waters,
where you said I aged her.

I said?
You saw the pictures.

He has to go,
the Cheeto has to go.

Did you go home for that?

I did, and then I came back,
and I did Tiffany Haddish.

Like, I can feel, like,

if a man's cheating on me,
you know what I mean?

Right, okay.

So, listen, I see
a little pussycat wig.

And is that a chef's thing
right there?

Yeah, I'm going for
Gordon Ramsay.

-Gordon Ramsay?
-Yeah.

-Wake up!
-Oh!

-Fuck off.
-Okay.

[imitating Gorgon Ramsay]
What is this?

How long has this been in there?

Who are your other choices?

I also had Bebe Zahara Benet.

I just felt like
I couldn't keep her accent.

And you can keep
Gordon Ramsay's accent?

Um...you know what?

Sometimes
you drop chicken nuggets,

and you let us know
that you dropped them.

-Oh.
-I'm getting a chicken nugget.

Well, no. No, listen,
I'm just curious.

Because it could be
very constricting

once you get out there,
as you know,

rather than working with someone

who's already in your waters,
you know?

You could do Billy Porter
really well.

[laughs] Okay.

Now my head is like,
"What the fuck?"

Please don't go
into your head too much,

because I could see the--
I could see right--

The wheels are running
on the bus.

[both laugh]

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

I could see Billy Porter
in that outfit.

Okay.

-Hi, Blu.
-How are you?

I'm doing great.

Now, if memory
serves me correctly,

last time you did a really
dirty,
dirty, dirty Mary Berry.

Paul Hollywood always
liked me in pink.

He said, "Mary,
it's one in the pink

and two in the stink."

Oh! Do you regret doing that?

No, I had fun doing it,

and it really pushed a lot of
boundaries
for me at the time.

So it was liberating to be able
to just let myself go.

So I see that
you have a men's blazer

and a pair of glasses.

I know who this is.

Yeah, so I'm playing
Mike Myers as Austin Powers.

Do you think Mike Myers
is a little on the nose?

I'm gonna try
and be smart with it

and stay as far away from
the, like, script as possible.

Do you know what I mean?

You know
what surprised me,

even in your reading challenge,
how dirty you are.

You were so filthy.

I don't know why. I feel like
I find funniness in that.

But I'm not much
of a sexual being myself.

It comes from just being
not a confident person,

having troubles with how I look.

I was a chubby child,
and I feel like

that has stayed with me
through the years.

And being gay as well, it's,
um...

until recently, it's been hard

to kind of find
that love for myself.

There's that interceptor,

and I feel like being safe
in this competition so far

has brought a bit of that back.

You're just looking at yourself,

thinking why are you
not good enough

to be in the top?

And I just really...sorry.

Oh, God.

I just really wanna impress you,
impress my family back home,

and just do what I came here to
do,
which is to do well.

You're a star,
and imagine this:

If you didn't have
that voice there,

just imagine what life
would be like.

I could push this more
if I just let go a little bit.

-Yeah.
-I can even feel you

feeling that for me,
do you know what I mean?

So I would love
to have that feeling,

and hopefully, doing this again
in the Snatch Game

will give me that.

I know what I'm doing.

See you out there.

It's just Ru walking onto
that Snatch Game floor

and me still dressed
as Austin Powers

is making me shit it.

-Hi, Baga.
-Hello!

Now, when you were here before,
who did you do for Snatch Game?

I did Margaret Thatcher.

[imitating Margaret Thatcher]
The lady's not for turning.

I just consider myself
as a bloody good actress.

Yes.

I just want my BAFTA
and my Oscar,

and then I'll call it a day,
you know what I mean?

So you're very famous.

Most famous woman
in Britain. Oh!

[laughs]

Sorry, Kate Middleton.

[laughs]

You know,
you're a very funny person.

Where's that come from?

Um, I've just always
been the clown,

you know what I mean?

I'm from, like,
a really rough area.

How old were you
when you left there?

I literally got on a train to
London
at the age of 16.

I literally had about 80 pounds,

and I just stayed
on top of a pub

and performed
for nearly 15 years.

-Wow.
-Yeah.

All right, so let me know
who this person is.

I'm Baga Chipz, MBA,
and I'm playing Mary J. Blige.

[all laugh]

All right, gimme some
hateration.
Yes.

I will be playing a character

that Kathy Bates
won an Oscar for in Misery.

Ah, Misery. Wow.

Have you ever done that before?

I've never done it in my life,

but I adore the film,
I adore Kathy Bates.

Yeah, well, listen, I can't wait
to see
your Kathy Bates.

You haven't won a RuPeter badge.

Not yet.

Hopefully,
this will be your time.

Thank you so much, Baga.

[imitating Kathy Bates]
And Ru, I'm your number one fan.

[laughs]

-Luv ya!
-Thank you.

I'm gonna just be
an absolute bloody psycho.

There's a lot of pressure
on Snatch Game.

This is it.

I have prepared
through-and-through
for this Snatch Game.

It's gonna be fierce.

You gonna sew something, Mo?

No, ma'am.

Holy spirit, somebody else
just needs to be worse than me.

I wish I would have brought
my dang boy clothes.

[theme songs plays]

[cheering]

Hello, world!

Welcome to the all-new
Snatch Game Family Edition.

Tonight, it's the Price family

versus the Visage family.

On my right, she's a successful
businesswoman and mom

that still finds time

to show off
her beautiful breasts.

-[laughs]
-Welcome, Katie Price!

Thanks for having me.
I'm so excited.

Oh! Now, do you like
to play games?

Oh, who doesn't?

We'll see if you feel
the same way after the game.

Let's meet the rest
of your chosen family.

She won an Oscar
for her role in Misery.

Welcome, Kathy Bates!

[imitating Kathy Bates]
I'm your number one fan.

Are you really?
Well, I wanna know this.

Who's your favorite author?

You, Paul. Sit on my face.

[laughs]

Oh, I love you so.

Thank you, Kathy Bates.

More on that later.

Up next, the elusive
butterfly herself,

Mariah Carey.

How are the lambs?

[imitating Mariah Carey]
The lambs are doing great.

How would you like them cooked?

[all laugh]

Welcome to the show.

Up next, she makes me believe
in life after love.

Cher is here!

[imitating Cher]
Hey, it's me, Cher.

How are you, Ru?

[laughs]

Is that you licking your lips?

I don't even--
I don't even do it.

[laughs]

I don't do it.

-Yes, you don't do it--
-I don't.

But you're licking your...
[laughs]

You're doing it a lot,
actually.

-I don't think so.
-Yeah, okay.

And on my left, Michelle Visage.
You ain't my mother!

Yes, I am!

Okay. Well, it is time to meet
the rest of your chosen family.

Please welcome beauty YouTuber
James Charles.

Hi, sister.

Oh, hi, James.
Love that outfit.

Thank you. I'm just
so, so excited to be here

with my round-breasted mother...
and Michelle.

-[laughs]
-All right, thank you, James.

Up next, we have
an international man of mystery.

Mike Myers is here.
Hi, Mike!

Hey, RuPaul,
you look shagadelic, baby.

Yeah, crikey!

Yeah, how's your mojo today?

My mojo is fabulous, baby.

Do you want me
on all fours? Yeah!

Oh, well, maybe later.

Rrr!

Coming up next, the Tony
and Emmy award winning superstar

Billy Porter is here.

Pose, darling, pose, darling,
pose, darling.

-How are you, Ru?
-I'm doing great.

Now, you play games?

You know, generally
I host the games.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

-I would be in your spot.
-Uh-huh.

So if you can move over,
I would like to host.

-Maybe later.
-Oh.

-It's gonna be a long night.
-All right.

So at one point,
I just might leave the show.

All right, well, we are ready
to play this game.

-Ready, darling.
-Yeah, baby.

Okay. These are the rules.

We surveyed
69 drunk squirrel friends.

Our stars need to match
their number one reply.

But before you give an answer,

your celebrity family will offer
you
some suggestions, okay?

Now, backstage we tossed a coin,

and we are starting our game
with the Price family.

-Yay!
-Yeah!

Okay, here we go.

Now, we asked
69 drunken squirrel friends

to name something
you might get in your eye.

Let's go to Kathy Bates first.

Oh, I put tears
when you read Guru

by the literacy
Shakespearean genius

supermodel of the world, Paul.

[laughs]

I'm 'alfway through Guru.

Please tell me more. Please.

Oh, my God, does Michelle
get rid of her crabs?

[RuPaul laughs]

Does Cheryl Hole win a badge?

Oh, how you tease me so. Oh!

I'm your number one fan.

I got your back,
I'm right here.

Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Stop looking at my man, bitches.

All right, let's move on down
to Mariah.

What say you?

We're looking for something
you might get in your eye.

I, Ru, darling,
answered glitter.

Glitter!

-Justice for Glitter!
-Of course.

It was the best movie ever,
besides from Star Booty.

Thank you. It is one
of my favorite movies.

Your movie wasn't as good
as my Guru.

-[laughs]
-I don't know her.

[laughs]

All right, let's move on down
to Cher.

Something you might get
in your eye is chicken shit,

like this gig here.

Now, Cher, have you ever
gotten anything in your eye?

Just the sight of your face,
you beautiful human being.

[laughs]

Thank you, Cher.

All right, now, Katie Price,

name something
you might get in your eye.

You can use one of their answers
or come up with one of your own.

Do you know, on this one,
they have really good answers,

but there's only one thing
that comes to my mind.

-What is that?
-Spunk.

-Oh.
-Oh, yes, baby, behave.

Heavens to Betsy, oh!

All right, board says...

Twinkle.
[buzzer]

-How unfortunate for them.
-How unfortunate.

How unfortunate.

All right, Visage family,

we asked 69
drunken squirrel friends

to name something
that is quintessentially
British.

Mm!

Now, James Charles,
what say you?

-God, it's good to be beautiful.
-Uh-huh.

I would say more followers.

More followers.

They love to conquer and follow.

I'm gonna have to think on that,

but you are a YouTuber,
and you know.

All right, let's move on down
to Mike Myers.

Rrr!

Now, where in England
were you born?

I don't bloody know, Ru.

There was only three films,
baby.

[laughs]

Now, if there was a fourth film,
what would it be called?

I don't bloody know, baby.

I'm not
the real Mike Myers, baby.

-[laughs]
-Do you know what I mean?

We're looking for something

that is
quintessentially British.

I wrote bangers and mash, Ru,

because my bangers and mash
have been rock hard

since I've been here, baby.

[laughs]
Well, thank you, Mike Myers.

Billy Porter,
we're looking for something

that is
quintessentially British.

Besides the man that I had
in my room last night?

Uh-huh.

I said bad teeth.

[all laugh]

Does this bitch know that Alan
Carr's
gonna watch this, baby?

[laughs]

All right, now, Michelle Visage,
what are you gonna do?

I think I'm gonna go
with Mike Myers,

and I'm gonna go
with bangers and mash.

The number one answer is...

Spotted Dick!
[buzzer]

Oh!

I didn't even know
they saw my dick, baby,

before they wrote that.

Oopsie-daisy.

Our next question
is for Katie Price.

We asked
69 drunken squirrel friends

to name something
a drag queen might lie about.

Katie, can you imagine
a drag queen lying?

-Never!
-Never!

[laughs]

All right, it looks like the
celebrities
are finished writing.

We're gonna start
with Kathy Bates.

-Kathy--
-This ain't Katie Price!

[all laugh]

Have you all got amnesia?

The gentleman's wearing
a caca-doodie bra!

[all laugh]

-Hey, Paul, catch this.
-Yes?

Mwah!

[laughs]

Thank you, Kathy Bates.

-So let's go to Mariah Carey.
-Yes.

We're looking for something
a drag queen might lie about.

I said real boobs.

Okay. Well, that's something
for Katie to think about.

All right, let's move on down
to Cher.

What say you, Cher?

Hey, it's me, Cher.

[all laugh]

I said her real name.

Now, is Cher your real name?

Well, a part of it is.

My real name is Chercuterie.

[all laugh]

You know,
it's just a short version.

Okay. All right, cool.

Now, Katie Price,
you've got some choices.

Now, we're looking for something
a drag queen might lie about.

You know, Katie,
you need to pick mine.

[all laugh]

I'm definitely gonna say
her real name.

Number one answer is...

Her sewing ability.
[buzzer]

You dirty birdie!

[all laugh]

All right, here we go
on over to the Visage family.

We asked
69 drunken squirrel friends

to name an excuse
for not having sex.

All right, I'll start
with James Charles.

When they are not straight.

When they are not straight.

Yes, because
you know I like them

when they lay
a little straight.

All right, well, there you go.

Michelle, something
for you to think about.

Yep, yep.

All right, Mike Myers,
what say you?

Do I make you horny, baby?

Do I make you randy?

Then why would you ask a stupid
question like that, baby?

I wanna shag all day.

Let's just go in the back
and have a shag right now!

Okay. Well,
I like the way you think.

Oh, thank you, baby.

Up next, Billy Porter.

Now, you know as a gay man
that you are as well as I,

the only time we cannot

is just after eating
a grande burrito.

-[laughs]
-Oh, behave.

Dump is what category?
Closed!

[all laugh]

Very good answer.

All right, Michelle,

name an excuse
for not having sex.

The answer
I'm going to go with...

-Uh-huh?
-Is menopause.

And the answer is...

Oh, shucks.
[buzzer]

We're first cousins.

Is that off-limits, baby?

[laughs]

All right, here we go,
on to the Price family.

We asked
69 drunken squirrel friends

to name something
you do on your knees.

Ooh!

We're gonna start
with Kathy Bates.

What do you say?

-I thought you were good, Paul.
-Oh.

I thought you were a good man,

but you're just another
lying, dirty birdie.

I've just read
the rest of Guru.

[all laugh]

Bit of a psychopath.

Pray to the Lord.

The fornication,
you don't need it, Paul.

You don't need the fornication.

I don't go to the bank
and say, "Hey, Mr. Ballinger,

sign me a big bastard
of a check!"

[laughs]

You're gonna have to rewrite it.

You can keep the part of them

naming the gravedigger
after Lady Bunny, but that's it.

[all laugh]

Oh, sweet Lord.

Yeah, well, there's something
for you to think about.

I know that, Mr. Man!

[all laugh]

Okay, Mariah, what do you say?

Well, darling,
I answered whistle.

Whistle.

Mariah, do you ever see Bianca?

Bianca who?

-The evil twin.
-Your evil twin.

I don't know her.

She reminds me of my favorite
beast,
Misery Chastain.

[snorting]

[all laugh]

All right,
let's move on down to Cher.

How you doing, Cher?

I wanna say to you,
snap out of it!

-[laughs]
-All right?

So, Cher, what do you say?

We're looking for something
you do on your knees.

I would say,
"Listen to my songs."

Okay. Is there any song
in particular that you--

Believe.

Can you name any other songs?

Well, you know,
Strong Enough.

All right, well, there you go.

Katie Price.

Pray to the Lord, Katie,
pray to the Lord.

That's very good, and the way
you're looking at me is--

I think it's gonna have
to be pray to the Lord.

Okay, let's light up that board.

Scrub the floor.
[buzzer]

No points there,
but I have faith.

All right, how's the family
over here?

I think I might need
a little bit of concealer,

because something
went wrong over here.

Mike Myers, what happened?

[imitating Dr. Evil]
Austin Powers is currently

in a hostage situation
that is very easily escapable.

[all laugh]

How much money
does he need to be free?

One billion fafillion
mamillion dollars!

[evil laugh]

Okay, we asked
69 drunken squirrel friends

to name something
you might bring back

from a trip to Amsterdam.

So, James Charles, what say you?

Well, as my family
is on that side,

you might bring back
a big, fat, juicy,

hard piece of cheese!

Oh, cheese!

But it might be the STD.

-Eew.
-Oh, of course, yes.

That's freaking gross.

[all laugh]

You probably wish
you had a time machine

so you could take that back.

[all laugh]

All right, Mike Myers,
what say you?

Well, actually, Ru,
I have Graham Norton

held hostage
in my Amsterdam lair.

You do?

Above a lake
of boiling hot smegma.

[all laugh]

And there's only one way
to save him, RuPaul.

-How's that?
-A golden RuPeter badge.

[all laugh]

I'm not asking for much.

Throw me a freaking bone here.

Okay, all right.

Thank you, Mike Myers.

Thank you.

Billy, what do you say?

The last time we did
a family vacation...

-Yes?
-I brought back chlamydia.

But I also brought back
some salty cheese.

Okay, some salt cheese.

It has little crystals on it.

Well, let's go
to Michelle Visage.

I'm gonna go with--
ready for this?

Clogs.

Okay.

They're a crime against fashion.

They're evil.
I like them.

Okay, what does the board say?

Wooden clogs!
[bell dings]

[cheering]
Yes, baby!

[all laugh]

Make that money, honey.
[bell dings]

Oh, that sound means

we are out of time,
ladies and gentlemen.

And the winner

of tonight's Snatch Game
Family Edition is...

People without children.

They're the luckiest people
in the world.

Thank you, Katie Prices.

-Thank you, Michelle Visages.
-Mwah!

Good night, everybody!

Bye.

Good night!

Aah!

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
hee-hee-hee-hee!

Five, six, seven, eight.

UK Versus the World!

[laughs]

It's elimination day!

Oh, just give me my Oscar now.

Oh, God, hold on.
I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy!

I got something for you.

[gasps]

Is it adorable?

It looks like your cat.

-It's a bag.
-Stop!

-Do you like it?
-Yes!

Purr, purr, purr.

Send me home, I don't care.

-[laughs]
-Bye, guys.

So, girls, I was talking
to Ru yesterday,

where I was very concerned
about controversy,

and he was, like,
"Fuck that controversy."

How do you feel about that?

I feel like you have to
kind of be sensitive,

online especially,

because it puts
our career on the line.

I think that you should be
aware,
woke, and understanding,

but you need controversy
to address certain things.

I like to keep things safe.

I have a pretty big
following online,

and I'm worried that
if I say something wrong,

that I'm gonna
get in trouble for it.

Sometimes it's hard
to speak out on matters

because you're so worried
about what you're gonna say

and if I'm gonna annoy someone.

Not annoy, offend.

Offend someone.

But then you get
that whole cancel--

Yeah, "cancel culture"
kind of trend.

People have the right to be
offended
when they want to be.

Cancel culture,
on the other hand,

is a completely
different ballgame,

where people can be canceled,
their careers ruined.

There's a lot of matters

that we as drag queens
have to speak out about,

because it's part of the job.

We're the epicenter
of the community,

and we have to lead by example.

But sometimes
it's hard to do that

whenever you're so worried
about what you're gonna say.

You can have a career
where you do a lot of great
things,

but you're only as good
as the last bad thing you did.

I've been canceled before.

-You have, Pangina?
-Yeah, I have been canceled.

I got death threats
after Drag Race Thailand.

-Why?
-Really?

Apparently I was too real and
mean,

and so I got death threats

and I had to, like, hire a
bodyguard
to go to the premiere.

Do you think that our acts
and our comedy

is stifled by cancel culture?

Definitely.

I just love that kind of dry,
insulting kind of humor,

but when I take it back
to my country,

people are not ready for it.

And so me being an insult
comedian
back in Thailand,

I felt like I was afraid
to be funny again.

I agree with the fact
that comedy

and the way comedy deals
with things is a way of therapy.

But now you can't make
certain jokes

because there will be
a person in the world

with an opinion who will be
offended,
who will drag your ass.

And then you're, bam, canceled.

You go to a drag show,
sometimes it gets a bit naughty.

And I think you've gotta know
that it's not that serious.

And I'm talking to you, Karen.

Stop calling the police on
people.

I'm not very woke.
I'm not gonna lie.

You're obviously not known
for self-editing.

I am what I am.

What you see is what you get.

I do tell very blue jokes,
but there is a point.

I'm not gonna talk about
experiences
I've never had.

I will say that some things
aren't funny.

I think a lot of shit has been
allowed as, like, comedy.

100%, 100%.

And I feel, like,
a lot of times,

trans people, Black people,
Latinx people

have just been the easy joke.

There needs to be a line
where you go, you know what?

I heard the comedy in that,

but there's so much of it
that's just trash.

Yeah, you really do need
to take into account

what people have been through.

You know?

If you're doing those jokes
onstage
about yourself,

then you can't offend anyone

because you're saying it about
you,
you know what I mean?

So, you know, you can't say
to someone in the audience,

"Oh, you're a fat bitch,"
you know what I mean?

But you can say,
"Oh, I'm a fat bitch."

[all laugh]

At the end of the day,
people have died in the world.

We're living
in a global pandemic,

and you're moaning
about a fucking joke

from a man in a dress?

Fuck off.

I would take the piss
out of myself all the while.

Yesterday, I looked
in the mirror as Kathy Bates,

and I didn't see difference.
I was like--

[all laugh]

-We didn't either.
-I didn't, bitch.

Me neither.
[all laugh]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to ladies night

at RuPaul's Drag Race
UK vs. the World.

My twisted sister,
Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle,
if you could have dinner

with one iconic celebrity,
who would it be?

And you can't say--

-Madonna!
-Wait, what?

Madonna!

I was gonna say
you can't say Madonna.

I have to say Madonna.

Really? What would you eat?

Madonna?
[all laugh]

Radio royalty Clara Amfo.

Now, what iconic celebrity
would you like to take a bath
with?

Hmm, I have to say I would love
to take a bath with Prince.

-Mm-hmm.
-Ooh.

You know he's dead, right?

I do.

But he'd certainly know

how to make my dove cry
if he was alive.

[all laugh]

And the fabulous
Michelle Keegan.

Now, what iconic celebrity
would you like to party with?

Definitely you, Ru,

Studio 54, New York City.

-Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, yes.

I remember it well.

I think I had
my 50th birthday party there.

[all laugh]

This week
we challenged our queens

to snatch our attention

with their funniest
celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,
category is
Luck Be A Lady.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Nobody's business ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

First up, Blu Hydrangea.

Fabulous!

When Irish eyes are smizing.

[laughs]

Blu: I am serving you
glamour and glitz,

luck of the Irish realness.

Some people say
I look like me da.

Can you see her poker face?

[all laugh]

Tuck be a lady tonight.

[all laugh]

I wanted to take leprechaun
and go high-fashion with it.

I've got my Tudor hairstyle,
and I feel lucky

and I want everyone
to lick my l--

four-leaf clover?
Can I say that?

They all want a crack
at that pot of gold.

[chuckles]

RuPaul: Janey Jack.

-Gorgeous.
-Stunning.

RuPaul: Come to Vegas
for the roulette,

stay for the hookers.

[all laugh]

Janey: I got my roulette wheel.
Fancy a spin?

It's the Lady Luck.

Michelle V:
Casino, you betta do.

[all laugh]

I got all my poker chips
dripping,

and I'm beautiful in pink.

My blonde hair is stunning.

Money, money, money, honey.

Oh, I wish I had legs like that.
Lucky bitch.

Michelle V: Those have always
brought her luck.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Jujubee.

-Wow.
-Mmm!

Jujubee:
Luck be a lady.

Yes, I am.

[Clara laughs]

I am a solar-powered
lucky kitty,

just shoving luck
into everybody's faces.

Michelle K:
She's a lucky pussy.

Oh, she's perfect.

You can't touch this, honey.

I'm shiny, I'm golden,
I'm statuesque.

Meow, meow, bitches.

I think I can see
her goldmember.

-[laughs]
-Meow, meow.

RuPaul:
Mo' Money, Mo Heart.

From the Flamingo Las Vegas,

it's RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

Mo Heart:
Crunchy bitches in the past

have said,
"Oh, my costume lights up."

This is what
a costume looks like

when it's lit up,
darling, okay?

Aow! You're welcome.

Michelle V: Calling Mo Heart.

Mo Heart,
you left your lights on.

[all laugh]

I am serving
the pink flamingo fantasy,

and I'm so happy that
I've been working out, bitch,

because this shit
is heavy, okay?

So thank God for these
shoulders.
Praise God.

Where is she hiding
her extension cord?

[all laugh]

RuPaul:
Up next, Baga Chipz.

It's a St. Patty's Day Chucky.

[all laugh]

Baga: I'm going for the Irish
look
for any basic bitches.

Try and come for me.

I have got Irish blood in me,

and I actually had an Irish man
in me
last night, okurr?

Always after me lucky charms.

[all laugh]

Whoo!

She's got the tuck
of the Irish.

Michelle K: Oh, nice.

♪ I come from Ireland,
drink black Guinness ♪

♪ I am flying RyanAir ♪

♪ Oh, my God, it's bewitched ♪

Luck of the mornin' to ya.

[all laugh]

You know, she is one of
the Shamrock Destroyers.

RuPaul: Pangina Heals.

Michelle K: Cha-ching!

Pangina: Diva Las Vegas.

Are you feeling lucky?

[bells ring]

-Oh!
-Whoo!

Jackpot!

That's a golden shower.

[all laugh]

I am coming down the runway
like a frickin' slot machine.

It spins around, and then
when you hit the jackpot,

coins come out of my vagina.

You're a winner, baby.

No, Pangina,
I said you were a slut!

[all laugh]

Aah!

[all laugh]

Welcome, ladies.

UK vs. the World rules
are in full effect.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Blu Hydrangea.

-Hey, Blu.
-Hi, what's the crack?

-So you were Mike Myers.
-Yeah.

What I loved about
what you were doing

is you were volleying with Ru.

You were so funny
in the character.

And just when it was starting
to become redundant,

you flipped the switch.

A golden RuPeter badge.

[all laugh]

And it was even funnier.

Those characters
have been done to death,

and I think
you really breathed, like,

a lot of new life
into Austin and Dr. Evil.

You made me laugh throughout,

through every character you did,

and you brought the level
up there.

Oh, thanks.

You really did
make it your own.

It was fun playing with you,

and that's what Snatch Game
is all about.

Tonight,
I think it's really fun.

If there was a Real Housewives
of the leprechaun world,

you would be the main bitch,
you know?

I love the makeup, by the way.

My eyes were, like, straight
away
when you walked out,

and those green eyes.

I love it.

I thought it was a strong night
for our Blu Hydrangea.

-Thank you, Blu.
-Thank you.

-Up next, Janey Jack.
-Heya.

You chose to play James Charles.

That's a tough one.

It's really difficult

when you choose characters
that aren't really funny.

I would say more followers.

But I think you got yourself
into a place

that you really couldn't
go anywhere with James,

so therefore it became one-note
and just not funny.

It's so difficult to do somebody

who's got that particular
kind of YouTube fame.

So I just think for me, like,

there wasn't enough, like,
jokes to, like, truly hit.

But the look
was absolutely spot-on.

See, I'm gonna be honest.
I've never seen James Charles.

You know, I've got nothing
to compare it to.

But I thought you were
fantastic,
so well done from me.

I'll stick with that one.

There we go.
[all laugh]

It was kind of a missed
opportunity
for you tonight.

So in hindsight,
what have you learned?

I should just let go
and have fun.

And I should have
written down "clogs."

Come on, I was like--

I was like, you're Dutch, bitch!

I was like,
I'm from that country!

How did I miss that chance?

Like, damn!

Tonight, I think this is great.

This is the level of the stuff
I expect from you.

I love how you've taken on

the concept of luck,
being Lady Luck.

Literally, you are a lucky
bitch.
I mean, look at you.

You're like a beautiful
queen Barbie.

That's the vibe that I got
when you walked out as well.

You look gorgeous tonight.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

All right, up next,
Jujubee, the golden lady.

[all laugh]

Michelle Visage.

So Juju, you took
the big risk of being Cher.

My real name is Chercuterie.

[all laugh]

What I liked about it

was you were making a parody
of a parody of Cher.

Because your Cher
was clearly terrible.

But she knows that's true.

But that was the joke to me.

For me, I had big expectations
for you for Snatch Game,

just because your Eartha Kitt
remains iconic.

Like, you set a level
for yourself.

For me, the Cher
didn't quite hit that.

I thought it was hilarious,

and if I could turn back time,
I'd watch it all over again.

[laughs]

It was ridiculous,
but it made me laugh.

I mean, there were
other Cher-isms

that you could have done,
but I don't care.

I like Cher.

[laughs]

Tonight, I'm not sure
if it really says what it is,

but once you did this, I was
like,
"Oh, yeah, I was right."

If you have to explain it,
we don't know what it is.

I wish that maybe you'd gone
for some bigger eye makeup,

or even had some,
like, golden kitty ears,

because I didn't
fully get the gag.

But I absolutely commend you
for the thinking behind it,

so I think
it's outside of the box.

I think it's really smart.

Well, thank you, Juju.

Thank you, Ru-Ru.

Up next, Mo' Money, Mo Heart.

You were Billy Porter, a person
that I love and respect so much.

Was it the funniest? No.

No, but you were really present,
and you were with it.

You were with me, so I thought
that was really good.

He's quite a difficult person
to take on,

but what I loved was how
you bounced off of Ru.

That took some balls, you know?

You know, generally
I host the games.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I would be in your spot.

But that's something
that Billy Porter would do,

so I really commend you.

When you walked out,
my jaw literally hit the deck.

Like, I couldn't
take my eyes off you.

I think you look fantastic.
Well done.

I love this look, Mo.

Beautiful flamingos, the lights,

it's so amazing,
it's so Vegas.

It upped the ante.
It was really, really good.

I have to commend you for the
pure
craftsmanship of this look.

It is so intricate,
and it's just dazzling.

You could spend the rest of your
life
in this color combination.

Done.

Just beautiful.

-Good week for you.
-Thank you.

Up next, the one
they call Baga Chipz.

You killed it in your
Snatch Game series one,

so to have that
to live up to is not easy.

But I thought you did
a great job focusing on Paul.

I love you, Paul.

Who's your favorite author?

You, Paul.
Sit on my face.

[laughs]

You definitely
did yourself proud.

I loved the commitment to it.

I loved the fact
that you weren't afraid

to make yourself
look kind of dowdy.

I really love the risk that
you took with that character.

I thought you were fantastic.

You didn't
step out of character,

and I thought
it was really strong.

Let's discuss
this look tonight.

It's almost like you're dressed
up
for St. Patrick's Day,

and you've become a robot
on this runway.

Walk, walk, walk, and then you
go,
"much betta" arm.

Then you walk, walk, walk,
and you go...

So we're missing you.

It's like, you're funny

without having to do
this weird, robotic, fake thing.

You play this game

of being, you know,
just the bloke down at the pub.

But you are clearly
so intelligent.

What you did was a master class
in Snatch Game.

It was so much fun.

Mwah!

[all chuckle]

Up next, Pangina Heals.

Pangina, you chose
a very difficult character.

Mariah, technically,
not funny.

But you looked just like her.

The problem is, after you say
"darling" 20 times,

there was really nowhere to go.

It's a tough one, because
Mariah is definitely somebody

that we do laugh with
as well as at,

and I think there was a lot
more funny to be found there.

But I just have to commend you

for at least
embodying her physically,

because you smashed it.

I knew that Mariah Carey was,
like, the world's biggest diva,

but now I think
she's second to you, honey.

-Second to you.
-[laughs]

I could have used
a few more, uh, isms

and some stuff in there.

It's so difficult,
because she's not crazy loud,

she's very understatedly funny.

Yeah.

I agree that I could
have done much better.

-Yeah.
-That's my line.

[all laugh]

Tonight, I love your look.

The gold coins
coming out your pussy.

-Oh!
-Whoo!

You really are a lucky lady,
and I hope my vagina's

as lucky as yours
for the remainder of the year.

Cha-ching!
You look phenomenal.

Look at you.
Makes me wanna go Vegas.

I think you've got it spot-on.

It's so funny to me.
I'm staring right at you,

and somehow
this is not costumey to me.

[all laugh]

You're wearing a slot machine.

Absolutely gorgeous.

So much to look at.

I mean, my eyes.
I can't land on one thing.

It's just...
it's just amazing.

Thank you.

Ladies, based on
the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Blu Hydrangea,

Baga Chipz.

Con-drag-ulations. You are
the top two queens of the week.

[applause]

Mo Heart.

Pangina Heals.

Janey Jack.

Jujubee.

At this point
in the competition,

if you're not in the top,
you're in the bottom.

Blu and Baga,
you need to decide

which of the bottom four
you'll eliminate

if you win the lip sync.

So while you queens deliberate
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will be brushing up

on our British slang.

You may leave the stage.

I can't believe
I'm in the top two! Yes!

-Cheers.
-Cheers, my darling.

-To the Irish queens.
-Here's to the Irish.

[imitating Dr. Evil]
Gimme a frickin' badge, bitch.

You know I deserve it.

[evil laugh]

How are you feeling, girls?

I feel like the UK
is finally here, right?

-Yeah!
-Yes!

What a challenge to win,
as well.

Snatch Game is, like,
the big, big, big one.

As you all know,
I love Snatch Game.

It's my favorite one,
so I'm just happy.

I was the best,

and I think Blu
was a very close second.

It was very obvious.

I think it's a big gag

that it's, like, two in the top,
four in the bottom.

Yeah, so it's really hard.
How do you guys feel about it?

I think my critiques were valid.

Yeah, same.
What about you, Pangina?

You've gone
from, like, two wins.

I'm just
at this vulnerable place

where I could be sent home.

But I'm sure whatever decision
you guys make,

we'll have to live with it.

Can we bring Cheryl and Lemon
back to make it easier?

[all laugh]

Now that the games have changed,

I could potentially go home,
because there's four bottoms.

I'm devastated.

Does anyone wanna have any chat?

-I would love to.
-Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

Okay, everyone.

Come over here, bitches,
and sell yourselves.

Why should I keep you?

Would you keep me
if I was in your position?

Why should you be here?

All I can say is that,

you know, Snatch Game
is not my challenge.

I tried. I really tried.

The look was uncanny.

-Yeah.
-It was like--

But it's also about the act,
you know?

We can't deny
I had the worst critiques.

That's what I love about you.
At least you own it.

Is she my favorite queen? No.

But at least
she owns up to her shit.

She don't make excuses.

She's real.
I'll give her that.

But I have done really great
in this competition so far.

Yes, I did win a badge,

and I've showed that I can go
from a bottom to a top again.

Who do you think
I should send home?

Oh, I don't wanna answer
that question,

because I'm not
in your position,

so it would feel
really horrible saying that.

But I need help.

The vibe I'm getting from Baga
is a lot of doubt.

-See you later, baby.
-See you, babe.

It sucks, but, you know,
that's the competition.

How have you done this,
like, twice?

[both laugh]

I just really hope
you keep me in.

I don't know
what I can say to you,

but you know that I'm gonna try
to bring it every time,

and it's just devastating to me
at this point.

Of course.

-And I just don't wanna go home.
-Of course.

You're such an inspiration
to me,

and I really love you
and your art.

But at the same time,

I mean, you're
the biggest competition.

Okay. Yeah.

And I don't wanna pick you,

because I really respect you,

and I don't think
I'll be able to.

But I can't say
it's not tempting,

and I want you to know that.

I know.
But I just want you to know

that you inspire me, too,
and I've always said that.

Oh, thank you so much.

And I have so much love
and respect for you,

and I just hope you don't pick
me,

because I wanna be
in that space

with the people
that I respect, and--

And exactly the same for me.

I wanna compete
against the best.

Yeah.
Having spoken with Blu,

I am really confident
that I'm not going home,

and I am hoping
she wins this lip sync

so that she's gonna save me.

God.

I'm gonna put it out there.

I think you would have been
third
in the Snatch Game.

I have not had my chance
to shine

and get my RuPeter badge,

and I so would love
to be in the top with you.

If anything, I think it's quite
injust
she hasn't got a badge,

because she brings it
to the runway every time.

I can put my hand on you

and say I will not
be picking your name.

Thank you,
and I appreciate it.

Not happening.

We're good. We are good.

Blu, I just--
How are you?

I'm good, thank you.

Are you gonna do that
the whole time?

If I do, will it bring luck?

If I'm looking
at my report card,

my chances are huge
to be sent home.

But are they gonna go by that,

or are they gonna go
by the challenge?

I hate to say this,
but if the rules didn't change,

I definitely wouldn't be
in the bottom right now.

Yeah.
I think that you did well.

You made me laugh.

And I'm gonna be real.

It's like that point in the
competition
where it's like--

it's like the rulebook kind of
is
out the window, right?

I wanna be at the final.

Yeah.

Do you think
that you would keep me

if I was in the bottom
next week?

I mean, it really depends
on where we are.

I would judge you based on
whatever the challenge was.

And I just--I want you
to look at it like that as well.

According to the actual
challenge
this week,

the two bottoms
are Pangina and Janey.

And if she's going to judge it
on the challenge,

it's one of those two.

What do you think
the UK queens are gonna do?

I have no idea.

Well, girl, I've been
in the bottom twice--

now three times.

This is my second time.

I wish that they could just see

who had the smoothest balls
and choose from that.

Because I promise you,
I would fucking win.

You're like a dolphin.

Oh, baby.

You have such
a hard decision to make.

It's really hard.
I love every single one of you.

-Yeah.
-And I'm not just saying that.

How do you vote
on that Snatch Game?

I still don't think
that I was the worst.

Who do you think was the worst?

Just the truth.

I can always talk about,
you know,

like, the badges and stuff,
but it's not even that.

It's my work ethic,

and I would be just devastated
if I get sent home.

You know that from my experience
of voting on people,

like, I've always got
that person's back,

and I've never
been shady about it.

I hope you know that, and, yeah.

I don't believe that
for one second.

Jimbo was big competition.

I would bet my bottom dollar
she would send me home,

even if my performance
wasn't the worst.

I know you have
a hard decision to make,

and I love you
and I hope you keep me,

because this means
so much to me, but thank you.

Whatever happens,

every single one of us in this
room
are sisters for life.

I know.

I think Baga's
gonna play the game fair.

Please keep me!

I don't think Baga's
the kind of person

who would send someone home
just because they're
competition.

This is intense.

-I have so much more to show.
-Mm-hmm.

I just don't wanna go,

and I'm gonna ask for grace
to be shown.

And if there needs to be, like,

"bitch, if I save your ass
and you in the top,

you better save me,"
I'm a man of my word.

Well, you know I'm not
gonna turn that down.

If I keep you, that next week,
if anything happens--

Girl, I will hold my word.

I would like to be
in the final with you.

I would love that.

I would really,
really love that.

Baby, you got my back and I got
yours,
and that's all I can say.

Well, I really appreciate that.

Sell yourself to me.

You should keep me

because you wanna compete
against me in the end.

That's why you should keep me.

Juju, you are a fucking star,

and I wanna see Juju shine,
the Juju we all know and love.

If it was normal circumstances,

you wouldn't have been
in the bottom this week.

You know I've got your back.

Thank you.

Baga straight up is like,
"I'm gonna keep you."

Oh, I gotta go
to the litterbox.

I love you.

So I really hope Baga
wins this lip sync.

Janey, how are you feeling?

I feel all right.

It's really hard for me right
now.

-I understand.
-So please, give me reasons.

Yes, I've been
in the bottom before.

Yes, I was in the top two times.

I think I have something really
great
to offer to this competition.

For me, it would just suck

to go home
based on the Snatch Game.

I haven't made a decision,

so I can't say honestly
what I'm thinking right now.

Of course.

But I really appreciate your
drag,

and I feel like having you in
this
werkroom has been amazing.

And if you had went home
the first week,

this competition would
have been missing something.

Thank you for saying that.

I think there's a very high
chance for me
to go home today.

-See you soon.
-Love you, baby. See you soon.

All I can do now
is just hope and pray.

Oh, fuck. [laughs]

Hmm. Okay. Um...

[all using British accents]
You all right, babes?

I'm not being funny, right,

but I'm knackered,
know what I mean?

[British accent]
I am so chuffed to be here.

I'm really made up.

If someone doesn't get me
a nice cuppa,

I'm gonna throw a wobbly.

Only joking.
I'm just taking the piss.

[all laugh]

Silence.

Shut your bloody pie holes,
you bunch of cockwombles.

Bring back me birds.

Innit, bruv?

[all laugh]

It's finally hit me that
I've got to send someone home.

Am I going to stick
with Jimbo's revenge

or change my mind?

To be fair,
it's not a nice thing to do.

You could be
sealing someone's fate.

The people in this room
are forces to be reckoned with.

It's like picking between
your favorite children.

It's a catch 22,
because I wanna be in the final.

But equally,
I wanna have the best

here in the competition
to compete with me.

Do I play with my heart
or do I play with my head?

Welcome back, ladies.

Two internationally acclaimed
queens
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.

I'm looking over
at this busted, old,

dry-ass, thirsty
Tina Turner wig,

and I'm like, "That's the Baga
I know and love,

but you're mincemeat, baby."

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for the world!

Blu's my sister,
but it is a competition.

I am ready to lip sync
for the world!

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Sometimes
life seems impossible ♪

♪ When our dreams
just fade away, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ We get caught up
in the little things ♪

♪ Lose ourselves
along the away ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Time can be
the perfect remedy ♪

♪ Let love the lead the way ♪

♪ So feel your heart,
let it show ♪

♪ Give it just a little more ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
bring back the light ♪

♪ When life is hard,
let it fly ♪

♪ Put your hands
up to the sky ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
bring back the light ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ So feel your heart,
let it show ♪

♪ Give it just a little more ♪

♪ More, yeah ♪

♪ When life is hard,
let it fly ♪

♪ Put your hands
up to the sky, sky, sky ♪

♪ So feel your heart,
let it show ♪

♪ Give it just
a little more, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
bring back the light ♪

♪ When life is hard,
let it fly ♪

♪ Put your hands
up to the sky ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
bring back the light, ooh ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

♪ Let it go, go, go, go,
let it all go ♪

[cheers and applause]

Wow.

Bitch, who said
a white man can't jump?

Ladies...

I've made my decision.

Blu Hydrangea.

Con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner.

Thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my God.

This is for you,
Northern Ireland!

And you are the proud recipient
of a gold RuPeter badge.

♪ Oh, Britannia ♪
[all laugh]

♪ Rule Britannia ♪

Wear it with pride.

Baga Chipz, you are safe
to slay another day.

-Thank you!
-[laughs]

You may join the other girls.

-I'm going for a lie-down.
-Yes.

[applause]

Will the bottom four
please step forward?

Blu, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

Well, it's at that point
in the competition

where any misstep
can send you home.

We're all strong, we're all
representing
our own countries,

and this is important
to all of us.

I have loved and followed
this person's career for years,

and they inspire me
right to this moment.

But tonight,
I'm sending home...

Pangina.

[gasps]

[whispers] Wow.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

-Just breathe.
-Okay.

Okay.

As it is written...

So it shall be done.

Pangina Heals, listen to me.

You are and will always be...

a global phenomenon.

Now sashay away.

I wanna say sorry
to all the Thai people

that I did not go all the way.

Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.

I love you.
I'm so sorry.

It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay.

I love you so much.

[sobs]

[speaking Thai]

[Pangina continues sobbing]

I'm feeling devastated.

I'm heartbroken.

This is a shock to me,

but Blu decided
to choose me to go home,

maybe because I'm a threat.

But this is how it is.

This is the game.

I wanna say thank you, everyone,
and I love you, Thailand.

Ladies, the competition
continues.

[Pangina sobbing]

You're still in it.

Now, remember,
if you cannot love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen.
-All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon,
come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

RuPaul: Next time on
RuPaul's Drag Race

UK vs. the World...

You'll be putting your own spin
on one of my records.

-Ooh!
-Yes!

There was a slight element
of the dress wearing you.

I loved, loved, loved your
verse.

If I was standing in your shoes,

I would have done
the same thing.

Paps, paps, paps-paps-paps!

[cheering and laughter]

Now, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm nervous.

This could bring
the whole song down.

[laughs]

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪