All language subtitles for Starstruck s02e05.enng

CUTLERY SCRAPES

Are you going to apologise?
I've got nothing to apologise for.

Are you kidding me?
You know that you're wrong,

so why can't you just accept that?

OK. Because you're fucking
gaslighting me!

Oh, wow, big words,
you do know big words.

What is that supposed to mean?
Qi is not a word!

Qi is a word, it's in the Merriman
Webster dictionary. It's Merriam!

Merriam Webster! Whatever!

It's an alternate spelling that you
use every time you have a Q instead

of finding an honourable way to use
it. Fuck off!

Sorry, are you guys...?
What?! What?!

Uh, are you guys playing
the next one? Course, man.

Yeah, obviously. Good luck.

You too.

So good having you guys over.

Right. Hey,
did you see what word I got? Gecko.

Nice.

Do you think that's good? Nolly is
not a word. What?

OK, top five, top five.
Philadelphia Story,

Vivacious Lady. Ooh,
All That Heaven Allows.

Rock Hudson. So good. I mean, RIP.

They're all dead, but especially
him because he was hot.

Bringing Up Baby?
No, that one's shit,

it's overrated. Um,
Now, Voyager, so good.

Oh. So good. Bette Davis.
Yes. Oh, Paul Henreid!

So... Oh, so good, so good!
I love him.

Brief Encounter. Oh, my gosh, I love
that bit at the end where

the husband is like... The
husband... "I know." He knows,

he knows. He knows... Yeah, yeah.
..that she's been having an affair,

but he's OK with it. Yeah. It's
good. Why are there no men in this

film club? Because men know nothing
about film. Oh, shush!

Margaret, it's true.
Name me one male director.

Have you found yourself a man yet?

Um, OK, uh, maybe. Well, maybe...
Why can't it be a woman?

Why does it have to be a man?
You don't have the guts.

OK, that's fair. Better hurry up.
You're, what, 22?

I'm almost 29.
Oh, no!

Don't waste any time.
You don't want to end up like us.

What, going to the movies in
the daytime for

a discounted price? That's amazing.
Of course I'd want that.

Oh. Well... Yes. ..when you put it
like that. It is true. It is nice,

yeah. What the hell are you doing?!

Shut up. Shut up.

Just finish the... Just carry on.

Where are you...? Carry on.
Just stop looking at me.

I'll see you,
I'll see you in there.

Sorry, card. Thanks.

FROM MOVIE: How long is it since
we've seen each other?

Oh, well, let's see,
I spent six weeks in Reno, then...

KNOCK ON DOOR

This is a staff-only area.

Sorry.

Oh, that's a cool projector.

Don't touch it. What are you doing?

Have you come to break my
other arm?

That was all you. No.

Steve told me you lost your
nannying job.

Steve has a big mouth.

HE CHUCKLES

He does.

Um, I just thought you might like

to know we've got some part-time
work going at the library.

You came all the way down here
to tell me that?

No. Here to see the movie,
it's my favourite.

As if. This is MY favourite.

This is not your favourite movie,
this is my favourite movie.

It's your favourite movie because I
showed you the movie. No, you did not. And you went, "Oh, this is

"good, this is a good movie.
Well done, Ben." Yeah, well,

thank you for the offer,
but no, thank you.

I mean, it's cataloguing work. so,
you know,

we wouldn't see each other, really.

What is this?

What's what? You need the money.

I don't want to be indebted to you.

I know how this works,
I've seen The Godfather, OK?

It's 12 quid an hour.
It's 12 quid an hour?

Obscene, I know.

How do you know that
I don't have another job already?

Because I know you.

I do need the work,
so...that'd be good.

Cool, cool, cool.
But this is all business.

Business? Yeah.
Strictly business, yeah.

Oh, OK. Business. Business. Yeah.

What are you doing?

Don't draw a dick,
I want to do that one myself.

See you later, alligator.

In a while...alligator.

MOVIE SOUNDTRACK IN BACKGROUND

Do you think I could have
a girlfriend?

I'd prefer you not to.

OK.

Betty from film club thinks
I'm straight.

What do you guys talk about at
film club?

Mm, old movies and stuff, whoever's,

like, getting a major operation
done soon.

Marge is getting her hip done next
month, which is cool.

I want to come.
I like watching old movies.

You think 2 Fast 2 Furious
is an old movie.

Well, how old are
the films you're watching?

Did I tell you, I think I got
a new job today?

Oh, yeah? Where?

At the library. It's, uh, it's like
a few days here and there.

Nice. How did you find that?

Uh, a friend works there.

Cool.

Yeah.

Hello.
Hi.

Rrrr! Oh, no! Grr.

Urgh! Put your hands up.
My girlfriend's so aggressive.

Urgh, no, not the face! Put your
hands up, he's got a beautiful face,

got such a beautiful face. Mm.
What are you doing this weekend?

Ugh. I've got to go have lunch with
that guy. Oh, that director? Hm.

Ugh! Do you want me to come with you
and give him a piece of my mind?

Would you? Yeah.
Well, it would help.

Sure.

I think I might paint
the living room this weekend.

Ooh. What colour?

I don't know, but I think I'm going
to do a feature wall.

Strong.
Hm, like, four feature walls.

I think that defeats the purpose.
Really? Hm.

Hm. I'm sorry I couldn't come over
to your house,

I was too tired to schlep it over.

That's OK, I like your bed.
It's like a tiny mouse bed.

Mm. I am town mouse
and you are country mouse.

Hm. Which is which again?

Town mouse is the one that goes
to country mouse's house

and eats all the food
but has a really good personality.

Wow, you ARE town mouse.
I am town mouse.

We're supposed to do something
for Valentine's Day.

We are doing something
for Valentine's Day.

Are you going to turn
the lights off or what?

Yeah, I'll get it.

I'm getting it.

Tom? Hm.

Will you be my Valentine?

Hm, let me think about it.

Yeah, I will.

YAWNING: The offer has expired.

Oh! That's a big stack.

So, we need to get these on to here.

You need to make sure
the barcode on the,

uh, computer matches
the labels on here.

Right. Have you got that?

Yeah, mm-hm.

Very lucky to have this job.

Oh, don't I know it.

Benjamin's pulled
a lot of strings to get you here.

Has he? Yes. Great. Thank you,
Benjamin. You have. "Benjamin".

628. 62...

An Introduction to Sand Art,
Volume Three.

I've been looking for this
for ages. Have you? Yeah.

God forbid this is lost to
the annals of history. Hm.

What do you want? What are you doing
this afternoon? Uh, probably in

a shame spiral about my life in
general. Mm.

Uh, well when you're done with that,
the nursery kids are coming round

for story time. Mm-hm. If you were
interested in helping me

with that. Yeah,
I'm sort of swamped here, really.

Oh, OK. Yeah.

We've got a bubble machine.

Sorry, what was that?

We've got a bubble machine.

That the adults can use?

LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

You're going for it, man!
Going for it!

Ah, Tom. Sorry, am I late? Huh?
Am I late?

No, no, no,
I was just really fucking hungry.

Here you are, take a seat. Oh.
Do you want some lunch?

Uh, yeah, sure. Get you some lunch,
you want some lunch, yeah?

Here you are, just get whatever you
want. The, uh,

Rigatoni Alfredo is divine.
OK. How's...how's the film looking?

Oh. It's so good.

We did have to cut all your
scenes, though.

What, really?

HE LAUGHS

No! Not really.

I'm kidding with you.

I wouldn't be allowed
to, even if I wanted to.

Seriously, though, Tom,
you're phenomenal in it.

Cheers. Yeah, no, we're a good team,
me and you,

which is why I wanted to link up
with you,

because I want to tell you about my
next project.

It's completely different
to this one -

proper budget, big cast, big story -

but at the core of it, it is
character, character, character.

Right, sounds good. Mm-hm.
What is it?

Ooh... I'm not allowed to tell you.
You're not allowed to tell me?

No, no, I mean, legally, I mean, I'm
not allowed to tell you,

I'd be shot, bang!
I can't even tell my husband.

He's livid.
But...I do want you for it.

But...I don't know what it is.

Yeah. So you can sort of see my
predicament.

Yeah, I can see your predicament.
What I can tell you, it is filming

for eight months in Atlanta.

That's a long time away.

Yeah. Well, it's just a few months
away from the kids, innit?

Be like a holiday. I don't have any
kids. Oh, well, then, who gives a

fuck? Tom, can I be honest with you?

Why not?

You have done some really
shit films,

I think even you'd agree with that.

But I know what a talent you are
because I've seen it,

and I just want to show
the world what

a star Tom Kapoor really is.

I think you do too.

I think maybe I agree with you.

Yeah.

I just wish I knew what we were
talking about.

Yeah. Let's have a drink. Yeah?

Yeah. Let's have a drink.
Drink, drink menu.

OK, yeah.

SHE LAUGHS

Whoa! Come on. That's good stuff.

Oh, oh!

Oh, it is fun, actually.
It's really fun.

I get it, finally, I do get it.

You keep on evading the question.
No, I'm not. Yeah, you do.

No. Yeah. What? Have you even seen
any of the films that he's been in?

Yes, I have. Right. Some of them.
Some of them. They're the kind

of films that we would have gone
to as a joke. No, no,

you would have dragged me to some
boring-ass documentary about fonts

or some shit. Right, I get it.
That's what we would have seen.

How did you two even meet?

We met in a bar, like cowboys.

So he goes to bars
with normos like us?

Yes. He's very normal.

Oh-ho-ho!
I bet he's down-to-earth as well.

Uh-huh.

How did you meet, um...?
Anna. Anna, yes, Anna.

Just through friends.
It's a boring story.

I'd say.

I thought it would never stop.

But you like her, right?

I do. Good. That's great.

Finally getting
the hang of being a boyfriend.

Wow! To how many different
girlfriends this time?

Oh, right, low blow.
Low blow?

Yeah. That's the low blow?
That's the low blow.

Interesting. OK.

Sorry. It's fine. Genuinely,
it's fine.

I'm dating a
frickin' movie star now.

Yeah, OK, all right.

Oh. But do you know what's
happening here?

No.

Friends. Friendship.
Friendship? Yeah. Fuck.

I know. Maybe.

Yeah. OK. We're growing up.

Just a couple of friends
with their beers.

We're entering our Big Chill era.
Mm. Great movie.

Really good movie.

Honestly, Valentine's Day can
piss off.

Those thorns absolutely shredded
my hands.

Do you know what's just as romantic
as a rose?

What?
A gorgeous, soft tulip.

I'll be sure to spread the word.

Thank you,
that would do me a massive favour.

Yeah. Where were you last night?
Uh, the library.

Huh? Closes at five.

Yeah, I'm... Yeah,
I was just hanging out with Ben.

What? You were with Ben?

Yeah, he's the one
that got me the job,

and he works at the... He works at
the library. Sorry, what?

Ich Ben der Bastard got you the job?
I forgot we called him that.

I mean, does Tom know? Know what?
That you're having an affair.

Oh, my God, I'm not having an
affair, he's my friend!

He's a friend?!

Yeah, we're friends. Ugh...
But have you seen The Big Chill?

It's kind of like that.
Seems shady, my little lady.

Don't rhyme at me.
It's fine, OK? It's all above board,

he genuinely is my friend.
I'll tell Tom.

It's fine, it's all very grown-up.

Well, we are grown-up,
so, fair enough.

Oh, for fuck's sake,
I forgot to turn it on!

OK, I'll see you at home.

This is not the first time this has
happened, though, so maybe learn

from it. Yeah, I know,
that's why you need to spot me.

It's not my responsibility.

35 minutes of my life. Urgh!

That's... Oh, my God,
what are you doing?

BUZZER

Oh, God! Jesus...

Coming! Coming!

Ooh!

SHE EXHALES

Oh.

Hi. Hello.
Why are you wearing your bra?

I thought it would be
good hospitality,

I dunno, maybe I was wrong. Oh.

I am actually, quite, quite cold,
so I will put it back on.

Aw! Yeah, sorry.
So, what do you think?

I kind of prefer the old colour.

Oh, come on,
the old colour is dead to us.

This is the reason why I'm painting.
It's gone, it's old news.

There's a new sheriff in town
and its name is creamy tangeriney.

Ew, that's a terrible name!

Yeah, really bad. Oh, how did that
meeting go with that guy?

Yeah, it was OK. It was interesting,
I think he offered me a job.

Oh, cool. What for?

I'm actually not allowed to say.

Ooh!

Yeah, it's a pretty cool project,
to be honest,

but it'd be, like,
a year in the States.

Oh.

And, um, director is kind of a
nightmare, so probably won't do it.

Yeah. He is a dick,

so probably dodged a bullet.
Hey, what about this one?

Yeah. Yeah? Do you like it?
It's very you.

What does that mean?

I don't know, it's kind of kooky.

Kooky?
Yeah.

So you think I'm kooky?
No, I don't think you're kooky.

Well, you said that
the colour is very me

and then you said it was kooky,

so that means you must think
I'm kooky.

It's just there are
so many words to describe me.

OK, fine, well, what do you
want me to say? I just think it's

your vibe. It's not the kind of
thing I'd go for.

So the first word that came
to your mind was kooky when

you thought of a colour that looked
like me? I could say something else.

It doesn't have to be kooky,
I mean... Why...? You're...

I think it's quirky. Quirky?!
I just mean...

Quirky?! I just mean it's very you.
Oh! It's your taste, it's nice.

OK, well, yeah, it is my taste,
it is nice,

so I guess that makes me
a fucking kook.

I guess that makes me goddamn
Helena Bonham Carter. God!

Are we having an actual argument?

Yeah. Because that pissed me off.

Urgh! "Kooky"!

What?!

I can see you.

Tom, hi! Hey. Where's Jessie?

I think we're having a fight.

Oh, God. Well,
I'm glad she finally told you,

and look, there's nothing
to worry about,

her and Ben are just friends.

I mean, she only took that job
for the money.

So Ben works at the library?

No.

No. I don't... Um...

Um... I'm just going to go and fold
this, uh, laundry at the pub.

Mm-hm.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

So, are you going to say sorry,
so we can maybe kiss and have sex?

When's the last time you saw Ben?

Why?
Kate told me.

Were you ever going to mention that
you applied for a job

with your ex-boyfriend? I didn't
apply for a job, I just, uh,

accepted a job.
He had a job and I took it.

And you had to take it?

There was nothing else you
could do?

Sorry, is this a problem?
Yeah. You lying to me is a problem.

Whoa! OK, I... No, I didn't...
I didn't lie to you.

He is my friend
and he did give me the job.

If he was just your friend,
you would have told me.

SHE SCOFFS

Do you still have feelings for Ben?

No.

Does he still have feelings
for you?

No?
Jesus!

No, no, I... No. Obviously not.

I... I'm not going to speak for him,
but no, it's a...

And stop saying "feelings" so much,
you sound so American.

I just don't understand why you'd go
out of your way

to be friends with
a guy who you claim to hate.

I... OK, sorry, are you telling me
who I can and can't be friends with?

No, just maybe, maybe not your
arsehole ex-boyfriend.

OK. I know this is going to sound
childish,

but I have no other way of saying
it. You are not the boss of me.

I'm not trying to be
the boss of you,

I'm trying to be in
a relationship with you.

This is a relationship with me,
right? And I don't have to tell you

everything. Every relationship

should have a healthy amount of
secrets.

That's incredibly fucked up!

I don't think I'm asking for
a lot here.

I feel like you are, though, right?

Because you're asking me
to change my entire personality.

No, I'm just asking that you
consider me the tiniest bit.

Oh, my God, why?! Like...

That's so fucking selfish!

I can't believe I was going to
turn down that job for you.

Well, don't let me stop you.

OK.

So that's it, then?

If you want it to be.

I think you were right.

It shouldn't be this hard
to love someone.

It's hard to love me?

Yeah.

You know you can leave now.

BUZZER

What up?

Hi.

Are you OK?

Um, just...

Yeah, sort of,
uh, unravelling mentally, I think.

Mm. What...? What happened?

Um, we had a fight and,

yeah, we broke up, so...

Oh, mate.
No, no, no. I'm so sorry.

I'm just... It's fine.
It's fine. I just think

he sort of...

..he freaked out for no...
Like, out of nowhere, and

these aren't...these aren't
sad tears,

these are cool...these are...
these are angry tears, these are...

Right, right.
I just don't really know what

happened, and...

Urgh! He asked about you.

Oof! I'm not interested
but tell him that I am flattered.

It's... No.

It was about the job and...

SHE SIGHS
I don't know, it was like he was

jealous, which is so stupid.

Look, he wasn't for you.

What does that mean?

He just...wasn't.

You know. He's not like us.

He said I was hard to love.

What?

Hm.

I don't know. Maybe he's right.

No, no.

You... You are ridiculous...

..and funny... Mm-hm.

..and insane. Sure. Yeah.

You know who you are.

You make me sound like a real kook.

Oh, you are a kook, obviously.

Fuck off.

But you're a lovable kook.

You pull it off.

Oh, no! Oh, no! No!

So, yeah, he was right!

Uh, yes,
pretty on the money actually, yeah.

Fuck! Fuuuuuuck!

No! No!

Argh! Goddamn it!

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