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- Tommy.
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The tape.
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- Fuck the police!
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We'll get our own guy.
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- Let me do some digging here.
Ah!
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- Where the fuck
do I find this guy?
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- He's not here.
Don't worry.
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He'll turn up eventually.
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Seattle.
Let me guess--webcams.
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- Very good, yeah.
They say it's
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the future of porn.
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- And I would agree with them.
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I love you so much.
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There's a bunch
of camera guys sitting around
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watching us have sex.
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Do you have any idea
how humiliating it was?
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You're being way too chill.
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Every second that passes,
this tape could be spreading.
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- Baby, we will get it back.
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This'll all be fine!
- Hey, Tommy?
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- You did the right thing
by coming in.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, gorgeous.
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My God.
Just driving, baby.
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Uh.
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Fuck.
Look at my beautiful husband.
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I love you!
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- What's up?
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What's up?
Whoo!
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- Did he just honk a boat horn
with his penis?
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- Yes, he did.
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- The jokes,
they write themselves.
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- He's never gonna go for it.
- Jay loves dick jokes.
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He did two years straight
on Bobbitt.
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- Do you think
it's too risqué or...
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- Not too risqué.
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Too obscure.
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If Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie
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in Duluth don't know about it--
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- You do the shittiest Leno.
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♪ ♪
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- Come in.
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- Got a sec?
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It's all over town.
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They're selling it online
through a website.
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There's so many angles to it:
technology, celebrity, privacy.
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- Are you pitching a story?
- Why not?
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- The Los Angeles Times
is not doing a story
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on a sex tape.
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- A celebrity sex tape
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that's being commercially sold.
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- I'm confounded by what aspect
of this you consider news.
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- It's totally news.
Nothing like this has ever--
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- I'm sorry, Alicia.
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You want to write a story
about Pam Anderson
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having sex on a boat,
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you're free to go write
for the National Enquirer.
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- Oh, shit.
You have it?
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He goes, "Are you sure
you don't want a stunt double?"
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I'm like, "Hell no.
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Put me on that motorcycle.
Let's go."
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I mean, what choice do I have?
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I mean, you try finding
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a stuntman
that matches my measurements.
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- It feels like you and Barb
have a lot in common.
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- Yeah.
Well, no--well, I hope so.
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I mean, she's kind of my idol.
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- What would you say is your
favorite thing about her?
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Oh, God.
Good question.
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Um, I guess I would have
to say her...toughness.
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- Yeah?
Yeah, you know, no matter
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what life throws at her
and no matter how bad it gets,
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she just...
fearlessly powers through.
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- Do you feel like you
take after her in that way?
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- I mean, not to pat myself on
the back or anything, but yes.
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Definitely.
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You know,
when something bad happens,
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all I want to do is move on,
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move past it, put it behind me,
you know?
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- Does that usually
work out for you?
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- Bad stuff happens, you know?
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What's the point
in dwelling on it?
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♪ ♪
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Tommy.
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- Hey.
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- What are you doing?
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♪ ♪
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I was, um--
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I was, you know--
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- Baby.
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- Come here.
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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You want to know a secret?
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Yeah.
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- I'm really...
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- Yeah.
- Sad.
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♪ ♪
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- I know.
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Me too.
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- You seem fine.
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- Tommy, I'm not fine.
I'm just--
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I'm distracted.
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- How'd it go?
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- The Glamour interview?
- Yeah.
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- It was great.
We spoke for, like, two hours.
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- Wow.
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- I can't believe I'm actually
gonna be in a women's magazine.
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Ooh.
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- I'm so stoked for you.
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- Thank you.
It's exciting.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- I was thinking, uh,
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maybe I could
make dinner later.
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- I can't tonight.
I'm going out.
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- You are?
- I'm sorry, baby.
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Remember, it's that...
Entertainment Weekly thingy.
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Oh, that's tonight.
- Yeah.
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Hmm.
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- Come on.
- Hey, sure.
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- You can do it.
- Of course.
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Fuck it.
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Of course.
Come on.
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- ♪ 'Cause the love
that you gave that we made ♪
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♪ Wasn't able
to make it enough ♪
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♪ For you to be open wide ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ And every time you speak
her name, does she know ♪
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♪ How you told me you'd
hold me until you died ♪
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♪ Till you died,
but you're still alive ♪
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♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
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♪ Of the mess you left
when you went away ♪
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♪ It's not fair to deny me ♪
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♪ Of the cross I bear
that you gave to me ♪
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♪ You, you, you ♪
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- Refill, por favor!
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♪ Feels so nice ♪
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♪ All girls should have
a real man ♪
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- The fuck is this shit?
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- It's Sleater-Kinney.
So fucking good.
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♪ I don't want
your kind of love ♪
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♪ I don't wanna
join your club ♪
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♪ I don't want
your kind of love ♪
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♪ If you had it
in your thighs ♪
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♪ You'll see that it
feels so nice ♪
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♪ You wait, you'll come
every time ♪
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♪ I'm not that dumb,
I don't wanna ♪
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♪ I don't wanna
join your club ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, shit.
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Tommy fucking Lee.
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'Sup, brother?
Yo, big fan, man.
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Ah, thanks, bro.
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- Yo.
- Oh, that tape.
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That's the best thing
you've put out
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since "Girls, Girls, Girls,"
yo.
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- "Girls, Girls, Girls."
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That was 1987.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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- And you think that's
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the best thing I've done
in nine years?
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- Oh, no. No, no.
- Sounded like you said--
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- That's not what I meant.
- No, that's what you said.
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You fuck!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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You fuck!
Get off me!
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Get off me,
you motherfucker!
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- We start tonight
with the latest antics
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from Motley Crue drummer
Tommy Lee.
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The notorious bad boy rocker
got himself thrown out
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of The Viper Room
early this morning
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after getting into
an alleged altercation
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with a pair of men
in the club's restroom.
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Eyewitnesses said Lee,
the hubby of Baywatch babe
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Pamela Anderson, appeared
to be highly intoxicated
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as he was forcibly removed
from the infamous
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Sunset Strip nightclub
by security personnel.
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This is not helpful.
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Everything he does
reflects on you.
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If he is a train wreck, you are
a train wreck by association.
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I understand.
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- Classy A-list actresses
do not have this stuff.
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You don't see Hard Copy doing
a story on Sandra Bullock's
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husband getting tossed out
of The Viper Room.
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- No.
No, I get it.
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I'll talk to him.
It won't happen again.
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- I hope not,
for your sake, Pammy.
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What was it about anyway?
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- Um...
- The fight?
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What?
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- Um, well, it's nothing.
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Um...
- Pamela?
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It's nothing.
It's nothing. It's--
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- Is there something
I should know about?
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Jesus.
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- I mean,
it's super underground.
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I mean,
barely anybody knows about it.
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- How many copies
have they sold?
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I don't know.
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I mean, 20, 50.
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Has anybody written
about it yet?
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- Oh, you mean press?
No.
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I don't think so.
You don't think?
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- I mean, I haven't exactly
combed through newsstands.
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Did you do a web search?
- No.
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- A bunch of publications
are on there now.
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Started, like,
three months ago.
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The whole paper,
in computer form.
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That's crazy.
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Look, I mean, I--
I somehow doubt they're writing
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about a sex tape.
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- Maybe not
The New York Times.
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Star Magazine
has a website,
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National Enquirer,
USA Today.
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You can search
through all of them at once.
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Any mention of the tape from
any publication with a site.
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- I can't look. I can't look.
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All clear.
- Oh, God.
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Thank God.
No news.
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Just the links to the video.
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- That's good.
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Wait.
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Links?
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♪ ♪
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Oh, no.
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It's spreading.
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There's a half dozen
different websites selling it.
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- Well, maybe he's got
a bunch of fucking websites.
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- With, um...different prices,
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different addresses,
different cover art.
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People are making copies.
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- We'll figure it out, baby.
- "Figure it out."
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Tommy, you just--
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God,
you just don't fucking get it!
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- Get what?
- It's too late!
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Train's left the station.
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- Okay,
so what do you want from me?
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- What do I want?
I wanted you to handle it.
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- Well, I did my best,
all right?
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I did the best
I fucking possibly could.
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You sure about that?
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- What the fuck's
that supposed to mean?
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- Maybe, on some level,
you wanted this to happen.
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- Excuse me?
- Maybe you like the attention.
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- That's insane.
- Yeah, or maybe you're scared.
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- Oh, I'm scared.
- Yeah, of me.
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You're scared of me
and my career!
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- Oh, my God,
that's right,
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'cause you're about to blow up,
right?
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Right?
And I'm fucking your shit up.
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And I'm scared
of getting left behind!
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Oh, my God.
That is fucked up, Pamela.
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That is seriously fucked up
that you would even--
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even think that.
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- I'm not saying
you'd do it on purpose.
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- So then what, subliminal?
- Yeah, maybe.
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- All I do is root for you!
I want you to be huge!
258
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,499
I want you to be the biggest
fucking movie star
259
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,625
in the entire fucking world.
260
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,793
- Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
261
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,545
I fucking hope so.
- You hope so?
262
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,798
- Yeah.
263
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,343
- You hope so.
- Yeah.
264
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,262
- Jesus Christ.
265
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:50,019
By the way, I sold
100 million fucking albums!
266
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♪ ♪
267
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:35,565
♪ ♪
268
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,871
Fuck!
269
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,475
- What's up, Rose?
- Hi, Tommy.
270
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,435
They're all here.
- Are they?
271
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,897
Even Vince?
- Believe it or not.
272
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,441
- Whoo!
273
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,109
You're in B.
274
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,324
- B?
275
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,534
- Fucking stripped down.
276
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,412
You know, raw,
Almost like kind of punk rock
277
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,998
but with kind of, like,
a blues boogie vibe.
278
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,541
Yeah.
- Yeah, I like that.
279
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,751
Early Aerosmith.
280
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,086
- Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
281
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,255
- Yo.
Fuck's this studio B shit?
282
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,508
A's booked, man.
283
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,343
- By who?
284
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,472
Hi.
Hi.
285
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,683
Hey.
Who the fuck are you guys?
286
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,976
- Third Eye Blind.
287
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,188
♪ ♪
288
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,191
- Well, I got bad news for you,
Third Eye Blind.
289
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:04,362
Studio A is Motley Crue room.
290
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,532
- Really?
That's funny,
291
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,951
'cause we're booked into it
for the next six weeks.
292
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,789
- By who?
- Our label.
293
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,959
- Who the fuck's your label?
- Elektra.
294
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,838
- Elektra.
295
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,173
Hmm, that's--
296
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,883
that's our label, Nikki.
297
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,011
- Fuck, man.
- Yeah, what the fuck?
298
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,806
They book these ass clowns
in the big room over us?
299
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,267
- Guess so.
300
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,309
Sorry, man.
301
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,479
- Doesn't matter.
302
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:43,151
♪ ♪
303
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,903
The hottest toy this season
304
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,446
is something called
Tickle Me Elmo.
305
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,823
Apparently millions of children
are dying to get their hands
306
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,741
on the doll which gives off
a high-pitched giggle
307
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,951
when you touch it.
308
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,494
Children touch it,
and it giggles with glee.
309
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,912
I thought there was
already something that fit
310
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,914
that description:
Michael Jackson.
311
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,083
Funny, I think
we already did it, though.
312
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,543
What else?
Julia Roberts
313
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,919
and Lyle Lovett
are filing for divorce.
314
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,546
Apparently
the breakup is mutual.
315
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,883
Lyle wanted his freedom, and
Julia finally bought glasses.
316
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,177
- That's good. That's funny.
What else?
317
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,764
- A tape of Pamela Anderson
and Tommy Lee is going around
318
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,892
depicting the two of them
engaged in all sorts
319
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,894
of X-rated sex acts.
320
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,812
Pamela offered no comment
on the matter.
321
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,106
Not because she refused
but because she still
322
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,025
doesn't have the feeling back
in her jaw.
323
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,485
What tape?
324
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,530
- There's this sex tape.
It's all over the place.
325
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,241
- People are making copies
of it, playing it at parties.
326
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,868
- Oh, yeah, where?
In Laurel Canyon?
327
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,869
- Hey,
it's bigger than you think.
328
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,037
A lot of people know about it.
329
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,163
- Who knows about it?
330
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,706
Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie
in Duluth?
331
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,626
I mean maybe not them,
but--
332
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,127
But who?
333
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,296
Oh, cat's got his tongue.
334
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,672
All right,
let's come up with more stuff.
335
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,007
Come on, you guys are writers.
Let's go, what else?
336
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,550
- All right, uh, Attorney
General Janet Reno says
337
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,510
the FBI's closing in
on the Unabomber.
338
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:58,517
♪ ♪
339
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,152
- Hello.
Uh, Mr. Lee?
340
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,737
- Who's this?
Hi.
341
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,490
Um, uh, hello.
Hi, my name is Alicia Krentz.
342
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,950
I'm with
the Los Angeles Times.
343
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,786
- The L.A. Times.
What do you want?
344
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,830
- Um, I don't know if you've
been getting my messages,
345
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,583
but I've been trying to reach
you for about a week now.
346
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,669
Okay.
347
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,713
- I was hoping to talk
to you about the tape.
348
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131
- You want to talk
about the tape?
349
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,509
If you have a couple minutes,
350
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,469
I'd love to just
get your opinion.
351
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,137
- My opinion
on getting fucking burgled
352
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,931
and having to deal
with assholes like you?
353
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,100
Fuck off!
354
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:46,148
♪ ♪
355
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,036
♪ ♪
356
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,747
- It was stolen--the tape.
357
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,292
It was in a safe stolen
from their house.
358
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,627
It's not clear if whoever
took it was targeting the tape
359
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,170
or if they just happened
to stumble upon it,
360
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,007
but either way,
it was definitively stolen.
361
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,216
They did not want
this out there,
362
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,176
and they certainly
did not want it sold.
363
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,636
Speaking of which,
there's more
364
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096
than the one site
selling it now.
365
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,557
Pirated copies are sprouting up
all over the web.
366
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,893
Bootlegs
of a stolen celebrity sex tape.
367
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,771
I get your reluctance, given
the admittedly tawdry nature
368
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,108
of it all,
but I am telling you, Bert,
369
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,526
this is news.
370
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:37,366
♪ ♪
371
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:51,172
- Bob, when you have a minute,
you really should see this.
372
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:56,552
♪ ♪
373
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,346
Is this for real?
374
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,931
- It's the realest thing
you've seen in a long time.
375
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,809
♪ ♪
376
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,817
- Everything's gonna be okay.
377
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,031
♪ ♪
378
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,991
The tape is gonna go away.
379
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:24,705
♪ ♪
380
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,500
And Barb Wire's gonna be
the biggest movie in the world.
381
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,838
Tommy's new album's gonna be
the biggest album in the world.
382
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:39,845
♪ ♪
383
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,103
And we're gonna
get pregnant again.
384
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:54,151
♪ ♪
385
00:19:54,151 --> 00:20:00,950
And we're gonna have a long
and happy marriage
386
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,993
and a beautiful family.
387
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:07,081
♪ ♪
388
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:11,752
Everything's gonna be
beautiful and perfect...
389
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,379
forever.
390
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:19,510
♪ ♪
391
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,140
Pamela!
392
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,851
Pamela!
Whoa.
393
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,188
Hey, what?
- Bob Guccione,
394
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,857
he's got the tape.
Wait, what?
395
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,442
- Fucking shit never ends.
Wait.
396
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,860
What are you talking about?
397
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,779
Mickey just called me,
and Donna's best friend
398
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,115
Kimberly was Penthouse
Pet of the Month last December,
399
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,992
and she heard from somebody
at the mansion
400
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,410
he's got ahold of it.
401
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,496
- Well, where did he get it?
- No idea, but all I know
402
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,457
is, we're suing the shit out
of him.
403
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,125
- Suing him for what?
- For what he's gonna do.
404
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,210
What's he gonna do?
- Um, if I had to guess,
405
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,754
fucking running pictures.
406
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,048
- What? No--from the tape?
I mean, think about it.
407
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,467
He'd do anything
to stick it to Hef,
408
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,219
and what better way than
running a bunch of porno shots
409
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,181
of Hef's golden girl,
Ms. Playboy herself?
410
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,724
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
411
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,018
Maybe somebody just gave it
to him,
412
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,561
and he watched it,
that's it.
413
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,396
You know, he might not be
planning anything.
414
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,148
- I thought you were the one
that was obsessed
415
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,399
with shutting this shit down.
416
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,193
- I am, I am, I am.
God, I am.
417
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,820
I just--
come on, suing Penthouse
418
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,238
when we just--
we don't even--
419
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,324
- Let's just talk to a lawyer,
right?
420
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,784
Get a professional opinion.
- A lawyer.
421
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,620
Yeah.
Let's just see what they say.
422
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,872
Who knows? Maybe I'm wrong.
423
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,749
- Tommy's absolutely right.
424
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,834
This calls
for swift preemptive action.
425
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,544
We file an invasion
of privacy lawsuit
426
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,213
against Guccione
and the magazine
427
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,757
while simultaneously
requesting injunctive relief.
428
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,926
- Injunctive relief?
The judge makes sure
429
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,761
they don't publish
any images from the tape,
430
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,596
and if they defy
that order, then--
431
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,806
- We bring down
the shit hammer.
432
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,142
Okay,
um, yeah, but the tape,
433
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,644
it's stolen property.
434
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,770
I mean, wouldn't it be illegal
435
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,230
for him to run pictures
from it?
436
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,482
- You think that scumbag
gives a fuck about legal?
437
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,150
- He could always play
the First Amendment card.
438
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,027
Freedom of speech.
Freedom of the press.
439
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,363
- Totally, he loves that shit.
440
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,324
I'm just--I'm concerned.
441
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,034
- What--what--
442
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,828
what's your concern, Pamela?
443
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,086
- My concern is,
444
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,004
if he's not planning
to do anything and we sue,
445
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,048
he could suddenly decide
to do it to get back at us.
446
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,300
Plus, if we sue, it puts
all this attention on the tape.
447
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,010
It could turn it
into something way bigger
448
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,887
than it would have been,
and it kills off any chance
449
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,722
of the whole thing, you know,
staying underground
450
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,725
and just kind of fizzling out
on its own.
451
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,104
You know?
452
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,651
- Yeah.
453
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,361
You need to sue.
454
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,614
♪ ♪
455
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:55,624
♪ ♪
456
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,962
If you don't defend
your rights--
457
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,506
- It'd be a dangerous
precedent to set.
458
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,425
- You'd effectively be
letting them dictate
459
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,677
what you can and cannot print.
460
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,762
♪ ♪
461
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,806
- This is about
freedom of speech.
462
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,143
♪ ♪
463
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,979
The First Amendment.
464
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,440
Nobody's robbing Bob Guccione
465
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,319
of his God-given right
to free expression.
466
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,904
Pull 20 frames,
the nastiest bits,
467
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,115
and draw up a press release.
468
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,659
Penthouse has
the Pamela Anderson sex tape
469
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,994
and is publishing stills.
470
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,705
They want chicken, let's
play some fucking chicken.
471
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:41,670
♪ ♪
472
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,507
Yes?
473
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,760
- Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
are suing Penthouse.
474
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,013
Guccione's planning
to run images from the tape
475
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,389
in the magazine.
476
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,184
♪ ♪
477
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,602
Now is it news?
478
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,687
♪ ♪
479
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:32,054
♪ ♪
480
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,847
Oh, honey,
how could you not tell me?
481
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,517
I would have told you
in no uncertain terms,
482
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,227
do not do it.
483
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,436
- Well, the lawyers--
every single one of them--
484
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,437
said to sue.
- Of course they did.
485
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,522
They're lawyers.
486
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,524
- And Tommy.
Tommy did too.
487
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:44,650
- Another alpha male.
488
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,110
- We had to defend our rights.
489
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,861
It sets a bad precedent.
490
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,071
- Who told you that,
491
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,782
the one in the red tie
or the blue paisley?
492
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,909
- Well, you try saying no
to a roomful of men.
493
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,786
- Honey, I do it all day long.
494
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,955
Yeah, well, you know what?
495
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,623
I guess it's easier
for some women.
496
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,959
- No.
It's not easy for any woman.
497
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,795
We are programmed from birth
to say yes to men,
498
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,256
but it is a skill
you gotta learn.
499
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:14,138
I mean, this is just...
ugh.
500
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,224
- It's buried toward the back.
I mean...
501
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,102
maybe nobody will even see it.
502
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,062
Right?
503
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,234
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
504
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,653
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
505
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,947
♪ Ah, ah,
ah, ah ♪
506
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,991
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah,
something ain't right ♪
507
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,660
The hell?
- You believe that?
508
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,203
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
509
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,706
♪ I'm gonna get myself,
I'm gonna get myself ♪
510
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,625
♪ I'm gonna get myself
connected ♪
511
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,502
♪ I ain't gonna go blind ♪
512
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,880
♪ For the light
which is reflected ♪
513
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,299
♪ I see through you ♪
514
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,509
♪ I see through you ♪
515
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,887
♪ I see through you ♪
516
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,971
♪ I see through you ♪
517
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,389
- Guys?
518
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,808
♪ Your dirty tricks ♪
519
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,019
♪ You make me sick ♪
520
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,228
♪ I see through you ♪
521
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,646
Cut!
522
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,357
Okay, I need this to move
a little bit this way.
523
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,443
♪ Gonna do it again ♪
524
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,445
- Ah!
Okay, I can move myself.
525
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,655
♪ I'm gonna do it again ♪
526
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,865
Great.
527
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,158
♪ Gonna do it again ♪
528
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,410
♪ Gotta do right ♪
529
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,871
♪ 'Cause something
ain't right ♪
530
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,498
♪ Gotta do right ♪
531
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,916
You want some?
532
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,424
It was the right move.
533
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,636
He was gonna do it
whether we sued or not.
534
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,433
Least now there's a chance
of stopping him.
535
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,980
Will you please say something?
536
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,576
You're seriously
not gonna say anything?
537
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,663
Come on.
- Please don't.
538
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,921
- I'm trying.
539
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,842
I feel like nothing I do
is good enough for you.
540
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,178
I mean, I can't win.
541
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,097
What do you want from me?
542
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,765
What else do you--
- Don't. Just shut up.
543
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,058
Shut up!
Shut up!
544
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,227
Just shut up!
545
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,859
♪ ♪
546
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:36,238
- It's one stupid
little article!
547
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,991
I can be bad.
548
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,034
Oh!
549
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,161
It's my first time.
550
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,788
♪ ♪
551
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,540
Oh, you want
to see a little more?
552
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,250
I can show you a little bit.
553
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,086
Oh, yes.
554
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,089
You want me to be your bitch?
555
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,216
I mean, what if I take it off?
556
00:27:56,216 --> 00:28:03,223
♪ ♪
557
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:15,277
♪ ♪
558
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,122
- No.
559
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,542
Fuck Seattle.
560
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,470
This is Pam.
And this is--
561
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,013
No, Tommy!
Seriously.
562
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,015
This is Pam.
Please leave a message!
563
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,310
Hey, Pamela, it's Gail.
564
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,396
I just tried your cell.
Listen, give me a call.
565
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,273
It's about Glamour.
566
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,275
I just got a call
from my person there.
567
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,528
Just, um--
568
00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,988
Yeah--yeah, just call me.
569
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,368
Oh, speaking of Bob Dole,
yesterday the senator
570
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,496
attacked President Clinton's
record on crime, yeah.
571
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,581
Yeah, he said Clinton talks
like Dirty Harry
572
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,625
but acts like Barney Fife.
- Night, babe.
573
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,834
Yeah, apparently
this is Dole's way
574
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,544
of connecting
with the youth vote.
575
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,714
Let's see.
What else is going on?
576
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,882
Oh, yeah, I don't know
if you guys heard about this.
577
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,300
You heard about this?
578
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,510
Apparently there's a love
tape going around
579
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,054
of Pamela Anderson
and Tommy Lee.
580
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,472
Mm, yeah.
581
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,683
Yeah, a video showing
the two of them doing
582
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,894
all sorts of X-rated things
to each other on a boat.
583
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,604
Mm-hmm,
apparently they spend most
584
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,773
of the video
completely naked, yeah.
585
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,733
Or as Pam likes to call it,
work attire.
586
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,361
Yeah, boating safety experts
587
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,321
are praising Pam for the tape.
588
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,949
In it, she sports not one
but two flotation devices.
589
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,243
Big ones.
Real big ones.
590
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,619
She'll float.
She'll float forever.
591
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,996
We got a great show
for you tonight.
592
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,205
The Goo Goo Dolls are here.
Stick around.
593
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,748
We'll be right back.
594
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,504
♪ ♪
595
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,673
Well, we had
this conversation.
596
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,216
Look, we filed
a continuance,
597
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,884
so we don't have to deal
with that right now.
598
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,263
♪ ♪
599
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,931
Hold on one second.
600
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,099
Lorraine?
601
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,018
- Yeah?
Is this the only page?
602
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,270
- Uh, yes.
Why?
603
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,189
- I gotta call you back.
604
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:22,112
♪ ♪
605
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:25,866
- Um, okay.
606
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:29,703
"Pursuant to rules 26 and 30
of the California rules
607
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,456
of civil procedure,
you are hereby notified
608
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,584
tat on April 24, 1996,
at 10:00 a.m.
609
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,419
counsel for defendants
will take the deposition
610
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,255
"of Pamela Anderson Lee
611
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,716
upon oral examination."
612
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,803
What?
Why is it just me?
613
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,308
- Maybe they come separate.
614
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,976
I don't know why they need
to talk to either of us.
615
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,561
We're the fucking plaintiffs.
616
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,480
What's there to say?
That's our shit.
617
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,522
Quit it.
618
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,027
Doesn't matter.
We're in this together.
619
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:07,032
♪ ♪
620
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:12,454
♪ ♪
621
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:22,881
♪ ♪
622
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,175
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
623
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,469
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
624
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,763
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
625
00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,389
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
626
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,183
♪ I'm packed and I'm holding,
I'm smiling ♪
627
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,477
♪ She's living, she's golden,
she lives for me ♪
628
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:39,022
♪ Says she lives for me,
ovation, her own motivation ♪
629
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,858
♪ She comes round
and she goes down on me ♪
630
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,111
♪ And I make her smile
like a drug for you ♪
631
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,446
♪ Do ever what you want to do,
coming over you ♪
632
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,490
♪ Keep on smiling
what we go through ♪
633
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,826
♪ One stop to the rhythm
that divides you ♪
634
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,453
♪ And I speak to you
like the chorus to the verse ♪
635
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,747
♪ Chop another line
like a coda with a curse ♪
636
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,916
♪ Come on like a freak show,
takes the stage ♪
637
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,751
♪ We give them the games
we play, she say ♪
638
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,963
♪ I want something else ♪
639
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,423
♪ To get me through this ♪
640
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,969
♪ Semi-charmed kind of life,
baby, baby ♪
641
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,055
♪ I want something else ♪
642
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,267
♪ I'm not listening
when you say ♪
643
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,103
♪ Goodbye ♪
644
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,438
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
645
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,732
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
646
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,069
♪ I want something else ♪
647
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:31,908
♪ ♪
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