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[music playing]
♪ One shot is enough to get by.

♪ The first time wasn't there,
but every night, something deep

♪ inside saying, you were mine.

♪ But I left that yesterday.

♪ Smoking gun is
hidden in this room.

♪ Wish these walls could talk
and tell me what to do.

♪ Instead, I cry my eyes
out through the night,

over yesterday.

What is he doing here?

I'll handle it.

You better.

I'm sorry, Freddie.

I wish it didn't
have to be like this.

I just came to
pay my respects.

Well you paid them.

Now it's time for you to go.

It's time for me to go?

Well, make me go.

Oh.

Seriously, bro?

Bro, that is irresponsible.

He's out there?
All right.

Yeah.

Hey, you guys are doing great.

Never been on a
movie set before?

Just a bunch of losers.

You know, it's funny, because
I just got something that I

think you'd be perfect for.

It's like a Mississippi
Burning and Purple Rain.

Oh.
OK.

Combined?

Yeah.

Civil rights musical.

And they're doing this
thing that's still

burning the crosses,
but with the dancing,

but you're doing great.

Well, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

For right now.

Oh, I'm in your light?

[interposing voices]

--sort of like--

OK, let's lock
it up, everybody.

Cell phones off.

And action.

Well, you paid them.

Now it's time for you to go.

Is that right?

Yeah.

Why don't you make me go?

Like I said, it's
time for you to go.

I said, don't ever
put your hands on me--

what the fuck, man?

Antonio, you need to
get control of your set.

I apologize.

This is why you can't get TV
actors to do independent film.

When you do TV, you don't hear
a phone ring for a fucking year.

Get out.

Get the fuck out of here.

Wait a minute.

Why am I--

George Lopez, help me.

He will fuck you up.

Get out.

Do we still get paid or what?

- Do we?
- No.

Oh, my god.

[interposing voices]

Just call me--
just call me George.

Dude I don't know,
don't touch me.

Caught the bus down here, bro.

Take the bus back.

I told you I had a
hard out that 3:00!

Why fly somebody in if you
can't spend any time with them?

Damn.

Look at it, see?

George Lopez gets it.

George, baby.
George, baby.

Baby, baby, papi.

This is the last time
I do a favor for Ryan.

OK?

Alex, this is
so unprofessional.

Ms Holmes, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, sure you are.

I don't know.

Did that man just walk away?

[music playing]

Put your head down.

Yes.

You look so good.

All right, turn.

Hey, Brendan.

Ben diggity.

How's it looking
under there, man?

Amazing, Paul.

I'm downright furious.

This is--

♪ I get too high, defy gravity.

♪ And naturally start
taking its toll.

♪ I've been trying to find a
way to balance the lowriding.

[vocalizing]

You sure this is OK?

Yeah.

If you get hit, just keep
looking at the lens, babe.

Oh, this is great.

Hiding like a man
behind the covers.

Give me everything.

Oh, God.

I could use a raise.

Cuz, right now
I'm kind of tapped.

But I could get you more
time on the schedule.

Hey, Wolfgang Schmuck, you're
making me late for my movie,

dude.

Relax, fatatouille.

Trust me.

The cuisine is quite
worth the wait.

The fuck are you doing?

Get out of the road.

Cool, I'm a model.

Oh, you're a model.

He's a model!

[music playing]

♪ You think you go, yeah.

♪ You think you go.

Maybe you can't be a model.

Go on to America's
Next Top Dipshit.

Just refill my Coke.

OK?

Plain Coke.

I don't want any of
your fancy suicide mix.

And go light on the ice.

You sure you don't want diet?

And here's a tip.

You want to find the light?

Look that way.

Know your angles,
fucking starburst.

How about an extra
quarter an hour?

I'm sweating my
balls off under here.

OK, you get a quarter,
fine, when you're cleaning.

Get the money quarter
for the coins, y'all.

You're so sexy.

I want more.

I don't want you to behave.

[music playing]
♪ Start taking it's toll...

Right.

All right.

Shane.

More back.

I want scoliosis, bitch.

Let's go.

Hi, what what are you doing?

Oh, OK.

Wait right there, Ken.

Don't move.
Hi.

Hi.

Do you want to take
a picture with him?

Come.

Yeah.

Get up.

What's your name, bro?

Shane Brooks, a.k.a.

Lil Worm.

OK.

All right, Jeff Albertson.

What the hell is this?

Where are you from?

Japan, honestly.

My dance style is kind of like
a little bit of every place

I've been.
- What are we doing?

We're improvising, babe.

Now, this is what I like.

Something about marrying.

This is a notebook.

Yeah.

You keep up the good work.

That's me.

For some reason, I
feel like anything we do,

I'm going to keep on dancing.

Unfortunately.

This table is a classic.

Hey, what's up with the
dude with Medusa madness?

Oh, my god.

You're a dinosaur.

You're a Tyrannosaurus, yes.

Looking forward to
seeing some more from you.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, sir.

I appreciate it.

Fellas.

- My man.
- Come on, man.

Rip him open.

Hey, man.

This shirt was 60 bucks.

Yo, how's the air up here?

I'm just saying, if you
went to Yahoo reviews,

I wouldn't be mad if
you gave the manager

Paul fucking one star.

You know what?

Fuck this.

Give me this damn hot dog.

Go ahead and get out
your little Jergens.

It smells like hot
rhinoceros ass in here.

Give me-- yes.

He's your everything.

That's camtastic, baby.

Potentially huge
rumors coming from the al

Demerdah family in Abu Dhabi.

We're talking, of course,
about socialite Nefertari al

Demerdah.

Her father and company
president, Farouk al Demerdah,

recently promoted
her brother Ahmed.

And it seems Nefertari
may be next in line.

A profile in this
month's inside magazine

only adds fuel to the rumor.

[music playing]

Hello, we're this close
to closing the biggest

deal of the century.

Mashala.

I thought we did that already.

It's a new century, sis.

New deals.

Anyways, baba, I
instructed my entire team

to pull all the stops.

Because in 2018, Abu Dhabi is
going to host the World Cup,

and all our family hotels
are going to host thousands

and thousands of guests.

Wow.

Proud of you, Omar.

Thank you for your
leadership on this.

Perhaps there might be a place
for her in this endeavor.

And if you are an
heiress to a great legacy,

you need to be ready.

And your 25th birthday
party presents

a perfect opportunity to you.

I am ready.

I've watched you do this
every day my whole life.

But there's more to life
than going to meetings

and organizing parties, and--

We will celebrate
your birthday

here at the house, Nef.

But, mama, don't I at least
have the right to celebrate

my birthday how I want?

At least that.

Karim Harbess will be
attending with his family.

They are highly
respected, a smart match.

Yes, if I'm 45
years old and boring,

and I want to clip his nose
hairs for the rest of my life.

Then, yes, maybe, a good match.

That's enough
with this attitude.

Nef, opportunity looks you
in the face and you turn away?

Well, perhaps I don't like
the way it stares at me.

Where are you going?

It appears you two have my
whole life figured out for me.

So excuse me.

Bye, Adam.

[music playing]

I fucked up.

Tiffany Holmes
just kicked us out.

Tiffany who?

Is she related to John Holmes?

What?

Murder on the
red line express.

White people shit.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Those movies are for everybody.

What about James Cameron?

Terminator?

The fact that you
even know who made that.

White people shit.

White robot comes
from the future

to kill a dude named John.

OK, Avatar.

White people
colonize another world,

where they Christopher Columbus
a bunch of colored people

and destroy their land.

Like, literally
colored people, man.

Come on.

White people shit.

Hey, but Titanic
was dope, though.

Titanic was good.

Thank you.

I will take that.

And I will take that.

What are you doing?

Klepto Bismol?

Apparently white people shit.

Keep it down, Lionel Snitchie.

You're embarrassing me.

You better use that spatula.

[music playing]

What with the support of my
studio, and the stellar cast

we have in place, we are
ensuring that this movie raises

the bar on this franchise.

Seriously?

Y'all couldn't wait for me
to finish my only scene?

I pay like all your damn rent.

So what you want us to do?

Stand there and get cussed
out by fucking George Lopez?

No.

Thank you.

In installment number
one, we gave them action

and we gave them thrills.

Now in number two,
we're going to give

them all that and gravitas.

They got no idea that
I know y'all, so we good.

It went great.

Wasn't even a problem.

Thanks.

Just shut up and act like
you seen a camera before, bro.

Yo, Ruben.

What's up?

Mr. Network Star?

Wait, are you serious?

You got the show.

You can add leading
man to your resume now.

Phil.

Yo, that's what
I'm talking about.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey, you are the man, Ruben.

Thank you.

I won't let you down, man.

I won't.

Yeah, I know you won't.

[Muffled speaking]

Feel something.

And that's why we
wrote your character.

Hold on one second.

Richard, thank you again
for making this all posible.

Nina, look.

Thank you.

You're in good hands
with my boys here.

All right, I'm going
to get up out of here.

How are you?

Good to see you.

How are you?

Great.
Great.

Great.

All right, guys.

Bye.

Oh, and Veon, we got
the whole team here.

You're on speakerphone,
by the way.

Le'Veon Rooker?

From Mercenary?

Hey, Veon, we got Lyle
Silvers in the room.

It's an honor to talk to you.

Mr. Silvers, you
watch Mercenary?

I watch everything.

Your show sucks, Le'Veon.

No, but you're good in it.

You are good in it.

Hey, listen.

Let's see what else
we have, and let's

throw Le'Veon a lifeline to help
get him off that piece of shit.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

You know, my brother
produces that show.

And if I can possibly steal
one of my brother's actors

to make his life a living
hell, oh, I'm doing it.

Fuck family.

[laughter]

Hey, I just go with the art.

If it's a great script,
I want to do it.

Well, yeah.

You're more of a TV guy anyway.

That's more your lane.

I'm hungry.

Bro.

Did I just fuck up my
shot with Lyle Silvers?

Hey, but it's OK.

You're a sitcom guy.

Besides, we already
got Nina Buxton

in the feature department.

With you killing TV, hey, we're
going to run this town, right?

Come on.

You hear that?

It's what I'm telling you.

You're my number one guy.

That's amazing.

Fuck yeah.

Le'Veon.

Richard Assad.

Oh, hey, Veon, Richard is
actually going to be helping

me assist your career as well.

So if you get a
call from him, it's

like getting a call from me.

Please, LeBron, from what
the guy's been telling me,

you're killing it
back in Chicago.

So you keep doing
what you're doing,

and we'll be over here fighting
every other major player

to keep you on the roster.

Oh, no.

I'm not going anywhere.

Please, look, you
better be getting

offers from every other house
trying to scoop you up, Lutron.

We want you to be so large that
no one is able to resist you.

Le'Veon, Le'Veon.

You hear me?

If my foot isn't constantly
covered in shit from having

to shove it up
every single agent's

ass that comes near you,
then we're not doing our job.

And guess what?

We're all ready to be covered
in human shit for you.

So you keep doing what
you're doing over there,

and we'll be over
here buying baby wipes

and whatever else you
use to clean up shit.

We clean this shit
tonight, motherfucker.

Yeah.

Remember, you're nothing
without your agents.

All right?

Bring it home, Veon.

Bring it home.

OK.

OK, OK.
Thanks.

Thanks, y'all.

Yo.

I got the sitcom.

I got the show.
- What?

Are you serious?

[interposing voices]

Come on.

Let's go.

Yo.

When those checks
come rolling in,

I am finally going to
get that big house up

in Hollywood, up in the hills,
North of the 10 freeway.

And, hey, y'all
are coming with me.

OK?

Of course, bro.

Ain't no thing going to change
between us, except for the

address and that bank account.

So you're still
going to that party?

[inaudible] Kyle
Shaw in America?

Yes.

I'm still going.

I won't tell anyone.

Chicago just seems
so down to Earth.

You know, how
you do this down-to-Earth woman

role you're trying to play?

You really struggle with it.

Omar.

[speaking foreign language]

I think one day they're going
to have all vegan restaurants.

Do you think that?

Yes, sir.

I know that actors
do, like, crazy diets.

Stuff like series regular, dude.

You know, guys, I slaved
in the kitchen for hours

making you this food.

The least you could
do, put down your game

and put down the
phone, and just enjoy

the food for a little bit.

My bad.

We should go
out, do something.

We always go out.

No, I'm with it, man.

We need to do something.

Not this mellow, low key shit.

I mean, how often do
we get to celebrate

a career move like this?

Right?

Let's go out.

Kyle Shaw's having
a party tonight.

What?

Associated with the
Chicago fashion expo.

That's the only
reason you want to go.

It's not the only
reason, but I'll take it.

Do you you even know
where this guy lives?

Look in the background.

That's Hyde Park behind
the Pancake House.

So I guess we sip it on
syrup till we find that view.

Speaking of views, I see some
hot just walked in just now.

And I think they're
looking at me.

Quick, check my breath.

God, your breath isn't
the problem, Gumby.

[laughter]

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

You are Sergeant Teague on
that show Mercenary, right?

That was you.

Yeah.

That might have been me.

Wait, what are you doing?

I'm chronicling
our lives, bro.

Do something cool.

Act clever.

Don't act like
you normally act.

OK, so you just
butthurt because you

burned your own eggs
this morning, chef?

I will burn your
whole house down.

My gosh.

Guys, yo.

OK.

All right, we are
here in these Chicago

streets, live and direct.

I am your man, the actor,
the legend, Le'Veon Rooker.

And this is--

- I'm Tyyana.
- OK.

Jimena.

You're an amazing actor.

I'm amazing at some
other things too.

OK.

But while we're here, let
me introduce you to the boys.

We got Cam Weston right here,
fashion model extraordinaire.

And yeah, you're going to
want to get that autograph,

because he is about to blow up.

[music playing]

Man, what the fuck?

I don't even go to house partie.

Why the fuck would you
buy a house made of rocks?

Shit look like an
aquarium model.

Hi, peasants.

And they got unicorns.

You just call them peasants.

They're not models.

Shoulders, chest,
pants, shoes.

Pat me down.

Hey, brother.

They're all with me.

Oh.

Back up.

You funny.

OK.

You're not playing.

Name.

He don't know who you are.

It's refreshing when
folks don't recognize me.

Who do I look like?

I don't know.

Taye Diggs if you had hair.

You're another
pretty motherfucker.

Hit him.

Bam.

Check it out.

You're on Mercenary?

Yeah, two seasons.

I was just on last week.

What happened?

I missed it.

The governor
was taken hostage.

Yeah.

Act it out.

What?

Act it out.

Y'all go in.

What the fuck?

Action.

- You got it.
- Damn.

Yo.

This is what's up.

Wait, is this really
happening right now?

Small as fuck.

Nigga, you got snacks?

I ain't got all day.

Goddamn.

Crazy.

Wow.

Cool stuff.

Yo, they even brought
the outside inside.

Exterior.

Governor's mansion.

Nice.

A bunch of crazy shit happens.

And then I get up to the door
and I'm with the captain,

right?

And I got him, and I'm
like, get out of the way.

And I start fighting
motherfuckers.

Then I got to save the governor.

Right?

So I come up to the captain, and
I'm like, I'm going in there.

And he goes, no.

Stand down, mercenary.

Stand down, soldier.

I said, oh, yeah?

Who's going to stop me?

Play me on my heavy.

It's a party, you're
invited, because your friends

think I'm sexy.

Yo, why the fuck are
you tucking in your shirt?

Bitches love the bulge.

That is gross.

That's genius.

We meet again.

See?

That shit worked.

[interposing voices]

Yo, yo, yo.

I know we out here
enjoying that good life.

Matter fact, bartenders,
keep your tequila

and dark liquor flowing.

It is time to show
love to my brother,

the one, the only Kyle Shaw.

Hey.

She's getting me in trouble.

These are my girls right here.

All right, ladies.

Stay in the back.

Bro, he's here?

Of course he's here.

This is his house.

Why the hell
wouldn't he be here?

I don't know.

I thought people like
him just put their name

on shit to bring out a crowd.

OK, everyone.

There's 44 minutes
till the bomb goes off.

One terrified governor being
held hostage in that building,

and the people of
this entire state

depending on our next move.

I vote for action.

I see a lot of friends,
almost immediate family.

It's good to see y'all.

Please, let's raise a toast.

Shit.

To the future of fashion.

Man, y'all beat it up.

Let's keep making history.

[gunshot noises]

I'm taking out
soldiers left and right.

I take out-- bodies are
dropping left and right.

[gunshot noises]

They're falling everywhere.

We're going to do everything
at the fashion expo this year.

I can't wait to see
you all later, man.

Y'all having a good time?

You heard the man,
keep the party going.

Wait.

He's leaving?

Oh, fuck, man.

Listen, man.

Chase him down.

Oh, shit.

I'm not going to chase
him down like a groupie.

Grab my gun again.

I go, everybody
get the fuck back.

Governor, come on, goddamn it.

Let's bring the governor out.

Come on, shoot.

I jump in the way.

You're coming out of here alive.

And then the
governor is like, no.

Fuck no.

And I'm like, fine.

I kill like four people,
then they hit me.

I take a shot in the chest.

I'm hit.

I'm hit.

I'm dying.

I'm dying.

You're embarrassing me.

You ain't doing shit.

Stop.

Last night, DJ saved my life.

I got took up.

Shane, this shit
won't do this.

I'm asthmatic.

And there's blood in my throat.

But just before I die,
Maggie comes over.

Oh no, mercenary.

What's going on with you?

And I go, I'm dying, bitch.

I'm dying.

Oh, no.

Yes!

Is that Victor Stanton?

Hollywood super agent.

What the?

You have to lock down that deal.

Now.

[gagging noises]

And then I die.

[applause]

Thanks.

Thanks, everybody.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Can I go in now?

You good.

All right.

Cool.

That boy good.

Motherfucker still
look like Tre Diggs.

How come Black dudes never
get in the pool at the party?

Because we don't want
to get our hair wet.

This Beijing is expensive.

I thought that's
how y'all got waves.

Come on, bro.

You know what?

I'm going to fuck
shorty on that unicorn.

Oh, I'm going to go check--

Your hair.
Your hair.

Oh, shit.

You're right.

She'll come to us.

Show the bulge.

Say you love me,
but I don't see.

And I told him.

I said, Leo, I know
the water is cold.

But we can't finish the
movie unless you get in it.

And that's how we ended
Titanic, had to make it work.

I had to look him
in the eye and say,

Leo, if you don't get on that
log, it's not going to work.

We're not going to be able
to finish the project.

All of us are trying to
go home, not just you.

Sometimes you got to look
these people in the face

and let them know who's boss.

Victor Stanton.

Hey, Cam Weston.

Sorry to interrupt, but
fortune favors the bold, right?

Fortune favors the bold.

Where did you get that from?

A Cracker Jack box?

How can I help you, Cam Weston?

Hey there, beautiful.

I'm Le'Veon Rooker.

OK.

I'm Le'Veon Rooker
from Mercenary.

I'm sorry?

It's a TV show.

You see, that's not
how you start things off.

All right?

How can I help you, man?

Oh, I'm a fashion model.

Yeah.

I was wondering, like--

Oh, he's a fashion model.

He was wondering like-- light
skinned motherfuckers always

think they a model, don't they?

You was wondering and, what?

You knew I was
here at the party,

you're looking for
representation,

so you followed me here.

No, I was just coming--

Coming to interrupt
me all night?

Is that what you came to do?

OK, Cam Weston,
the fashion icon.

Why don't you give
me your portfolio?

Let me see it.

Mercenary.

I'm on it.

A reality show?

Like Cops?

Real world?

No, I play a Mercenary.

Like pretend, acting.

I don't got a
portfolio with me.

But actually, I
keep this with me.

What is it?
What is it?

Phone number.

Did you take this in the car?

See, that's what I hate
about pretty motherfuckers.

Walk around with photos of
themselves with no shirt on.

What is wrong with you, man?

You pretend to act?

No, I am an actor.

I do act.

I'm going to save
this to show the guys

at the office on Monday, man.

Because this is funny.

You need to get
yourself together, man.

Go get a computer or
something, all right?

I'm Le'Veon, Rooker.

I'm so happy for you.

OK.

Like I was saying, when
it comes down to it, and--

can I help you?

No, no, no.

Nice to meet you, right?

Right.

Look, it all comes
down to brass tacks.

You want to get things done,
you got to be assertive.

I wear monochromatic
suits every day.

You know why?

Because I'm focused.

Cheers.

Thank you for coming
out all the way, really.

Do you want us to not drink?

No.

No, no, no.

We can sip mocktails with you.

No, no.
No.

Enjoy it, really.

Your parents are going
to lose it when they

realize you left the continent.

Wait, you didn't tell them?

No, no.
I will.

I will.

I will call them.

I will.

I'm just-- I wanted
to do something

different for my birthday.

Look, I'm tired of being
babied and sheltered.

And then it's, you have
to take responsibility,

you have to get married.

You have to join
the family business.

Like, meanwhile my brother gets
to go do whatever he wants.

It's not like you're
Mr. Glass or something.

More like Cher from Clueless.

Oh my God.

You guys are big dorks.

Anyway, happy birthday.

No one knows who we are here.

It's fantastic.

That's true.

Yes.

Venga, venga, ladies.

This is my song.

Hey.

I feel like I just
got to the party.

Oh.
Yeah?

Yeah.

You've been throwing
that Le'Veon Rooker out?

I have.

It's working?

No, it did not.

It didn't work once.

[music playing]

♪ Be looking for some

♪ No matter the drop,
this Sprite still run.

♪ You give me a fever

♪ You went all the way.

♪ Made me a believer.
Yeah.♪

♪ Baby I'm tired of waiting
and I've got a feeling

I think I thought I was
more famous than I am.

Hey, keep throwing
it out, you're the man.

You're the man.

Hey, it's your boy.

[music playing]

♪ Tonight, I'ma' leave the
doors unlocked ♪

[interposing voices]

♪ Tonight, I'm gonna come
all around

♪ I'm gonna tell you
all you like

Go, Shane.

♪ I'ma' give you all I got ,
I'ma' give you all I got ♪

♪ Tonight, I've got
the fever ♪

[cheering]

♪ Let's say we belive her

♪ Yeah

♪ it ain't going right
and I wonder know why♪

♪ now I wonder is she my
girl, is she still down?♪

I see you.

I see you.

I see you, bro.

[interposing voices]

Hey, alright!

[cracking]

[music ends]

Oh.

- Oh, fuck.
- Oh.

Oh, shit.

- Whatever.
- Hold on.

Are you all right?
- OK.

OK.
- You all right?

Yeah, yeah.
I'm good.

I'm good.

No, you're playing.

What happened, man?

I've just been working this
leg a little too hard, man.

It's cool.

You're not playing?

It's cool.

Let me take you to
the hospital, bro.

What?
No.

We're not taking
it to the hospital.

Watch, I'll get up.

Come on, man.

Let's go.

Actually, you know what?

There's no reason
all of us need to go.

You stay here.

It ain't like he got shot.

You know?

We got it.

Got it.

[interposing voices]

I didn't get shot.

Yeah, it ain't like
you got shot, so--

[interposing voices]

Where's Mike at?

Hey, fuck Mike.

We came here to party.

I need for y'all
to get your drinks.

Hey, stay up, Shane.

--because the party is
definitely still in motion.

And I got new hot joint for you,
you all gonna love it.

It's called Tonight.

Come on, party people.

Let's go.

Hey, let's go.

What's your name?

Nefertari.

What's that?

Nefertari.

That's a hell of a name.

What is she doing?

Who is that?

Cam.

Well, that's a simple name.

He's so cute.

So close.

It's kind of loud in here.

You want to step away?

OK.

Yeah.

Where are they going?

I want that.

Is that selfish?

What?

Do you know who
Le'Veon Rooker is?

Who?

What?

[music playing]

♪ Let's all have a good time.

And you got
mints already, huh?

Oh.

It's not candy.

It's just something I
have to do every day.

It's no big deal.

We can head back
if you need to.

So you're a model.

I always wondered what that
would be like as a career.

I mean, my family owns
several stakes and companies,

among other things.

Nothing too crazy.

Several companies.

I've never met anyone
from the UAE before.

I mean, like,
business associates,

work-related things.

Nothing like this, though.

Well, I hate to break it to
you, but you still haven't.

Not really, anyway.

My family is
originally from Syria.

And growing up, moving
around most of my life.

And we've been living in
the UAE since I was 12.

But not 12 anymore.

No, I am not.

So, Miss UAE from Syria.

What brought you
out here tonight?

I just needed a long walk
by the lake, under the stars.

You came to the right place.

Yes.

It really is beautiful here.

Hang with me today,
let me show you around.

I should head
back to the hotel.

You're right.

We were out all night, huh?

You should get some rest.

Actually, I have
to fly back home.

When did you get in?

Yesterday.

You just flew
here for the day.

I already texted for a car.

Who are you?

Like, really?

This was just
a birthday thing.

And it's your birthday.

Wow.

Well, happy birthday.

Thank you.

And thank you for
spending it with me, Cam.

This was the best birthday
I could have asked for.

I mean it.

You're welcome.

Oh.

That's for you.

You've got like a
Myspace or something?

Stay in touch.

Do you have a phone?

I do.

[laughter]

What's that?

Here, in case you
want to stay in touch.

I think you know I do.

Happy birthday, Nefertari.

She has returned.

What's wrong with you?

What if you had an episode?

I saw Dr. Birha
before I left.

And I had my
prescriptions with me.

I just wanted to
do my own thing.

And I was with
Candela and Nadai.

Yes.

Your brother showed us
the Myspace pictures.

The Senegali's tabloid queen,
and a Spanish party girl.

Hardly the best influences.

They are my oldest
friends, and they

traveled across the world to
spend my birthday with me.

Your mother and I had
people out searching for you

before we saw those pictures.

It was only a couple of days.

Long enough for people
to do what they do,

for a young, wealthy, beautiful
woman such as yourself.

What if you have been kidnapped?

Well than, thank
goodness we're wealthy.

Because you can
afford to save me.

I'm making a point.

Well, consider it made.

Nefertari.

Father, I'm sorry.

OK?

What else is there to say?

No one there knew who I was.

I was anonymous.

And honestly, it
felt so wonderful.

I wasn't just the daughter
of Farouk and Hayat.

Or the sister of Omar.

I was Nefertari.

I could be me.

I could just be myself.

So your family, we
mean nothing to you?

That's not what I said.

It's not what I meant.

You know what?

I'm going to bed, father.

[speaking foreign language]

I can't wait.

I'll arrange the catering.

OK.

Try something else, a little
more Vogue, less whore

if you could.

I don't want to go to hell.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, Cam.

Oh, sorry about the wait.

Just trying to kill two
birds with one stone.

It's cool.

You got the pics?

Obviously.

Hey, Gisselle, why
don't you take five?

I'll be in there in a second.

My Photoshop trial expired, but
I found this sweet free program

called Photo Buddy.

I think it's going to be,
like, the new Photoshop

or whatever, for sure.

Check these out.

Take a look.

Big moment.

Yes, baby.

You love?
- Angela.

Yeah.

What the hell is this?

Yo, these are terrible.

I mean, damn, is
it even in focus?

Vaseline on the lens.

Artistic as fuck.

I'm a human smudge.

OK, well, these
photos really make

my editing skills look great.

OK, hold on a second
before getting

your panties all in a bunch.

You're going to love these.

Look.

It's you lying naked on
the counter of Arby's.

The fuck is going on here?

It's your face on Burt
Reynolds's naked body,

lying on the counter of an
Arby's, with a strategically

placed bun.

I entered this
into an ad contest.

Fingers crossed, bitch.

This is for my
portfolio, not yours.

OK.

I really don't like
the tone you're

taking with me, because this
was for both of us, Cam.

You got your poses,
and I got my edits.

You know what?

I'm going to make sure
everybody in the city

knows not to fuck
with you, Angela.

Is that a threat, Cam?

Yeah.

You're really going
to regret doing that.

I already regret everything.

Take your stupid photos.

Hey, where are you going?

Home.

You're doing a photo shoot.

She's a fat fuck anyway.

And you're a skinny bitch
with shitty tattoos.

Fuck you.

[music playing]

Hey, man.

I thought you said you knew
how to fix these things.

Excuse me?

I thought you said
you knew what you

were doing with these things.

You do realize these
are original gaming

cabinets, right?
- So what does that mean?

You can't fix them?

No, Paul.

It means since you purchased a
dozen original gaming cabinets

that haven't been serviced
since Jordan played for the Sox,

they're going to break down.

OK, well, first
thing, I believe

Jordan played for the Wizards.

Second of all--

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

First of all, you
can disrespect me.

But you're not going
to disrespect Jordan.

To be fair, I believe
he disrespected me when

he played in the South Side.

Anyways, I just hired you to
be able to fix these things.

Look, I'm doing the
best that I can, bro.

The games are old, like you.

OK.
OK.

Fair.

Tell you what.

Take that, and you
sell it on eBay.

You sure?

Yeah.

You wanted a raise?

Sell it, keep 30%.

So you're going to choose
Uncle Fester over Miss PacMan?

Yeah.

That's like family values.

And this is, like, you know,
a single mother kind of thing.

My mother was a single mother.

Shout out to the single moms.

Jordan would have
caught that one.

Stuck your foot
in that one, Paul.

Play this record as
frequently as possible.

Yeah.

That ain't bad.
- That's it.

Lean into it.

Lean into it.

There it is.

You picking some
interesting poses today.

Oh my God, bro.

Look, man.

You just need to shake all
those negative vibes, right?

You need to forget about them
whack pictures that Angela took

and live in the now.
All right?

Focus on this.

OK.

So tell me, oh wise leader,
how do you give your all 100%

of the time?

Your Myspace profile pic.

That's wow.

You want to go
to the expo, right?

And not be some
basic-ass ticket holder,

but that hot shit model that
people buying tickets to see,

right?

Yeah.

Then why are you
acting all basic?

Do something.

Quit being a little bitch.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Come on, man.

Why I got to be a bitch?

Show me something.

Own your shit.

Own that shit, baby.

OK.

All right, let's do it.

Come on, bitch.

[laughter]

All right, let's go.

Cameron.

Take these pictures.

So we just throw them bitches
around and see where they land?

And one just happened
to land on me?

- Throw the camera.
- Oh, man.

- Flick em up.
- OK.

All right.

OK.

Come on.

Boom.

Come on, Tree-MX.

Let's go.

Oh.

I like that.

I like that.

See, that look good.

That look good.

Hey, hit him with the--

like you're walking towards
him, but you're not.

Sike, Sike.

I'm keeping that one.

Sike.

Like he's coming
towards you, but he ain't.

Oh, sike.

[music playing]
♪ Let me take you on a ride

♪ And it's feeling so right.

Mama, I don't think I know
what I want, not anymore.

You are a strong woman.

You have beauty, you
have a good mind.

You have imagination.

I've always seen it.

So has your father.

That's why he is
so insistent on you

making something of yourself.

But you are not
paying attention.

Listen, I know it's difficult to
separate your wants and desires

from those around you,
especially when you are

surrounded by people whose minds
are just as strong as your own.

And who love you more
than anyone in this world.

[speaking foreign language].

That makes it even
more complicated,

because I don't
know if this is what

I want for the rest of my life.

Then do something about it.

Like what?

[speaking foreign language].

You're the one with the
imagination, you decide.

[speaking foreign language]

Wow, mama.

Used to be better than dead.

[music playing]

She know, she rock the beat.

She know she rock the beat.

Thank you.

Shane, thank you.

You can go.

Everybody else, I'll call you.

Wow.

Hey, uh--

What's up?

What up?

Trying to holler
at you real quick.

I know, but I'm in a hurry.

So--

You can't give me a minute?

What, you mad I cut you?

No.

I'm pissed that you
treat me like shit.

Like I'm just some
walk-in off the street.

Like I haven't been with
you day in and day out.

I'm your boy.

Like, we go back.

Boy, we cool.

You know, ain't no
beef between us.

But this business.

It's my business.

Look at yourself.

You can barely stand right
now, let alone dance.

You're going to come in
my studio with that shit?

I could do this.

You know I could do this.

No.

I don't.

See, you should have called me
and told me something happened.

Could you imagine if I
brought in a client today?

You know, he right.

You're right.

But next time, next
time we could get it--

I'm going to be in Japan next.

New kids tour will be in.

Yeah, nine months.

Easy.

And that leg ain't doing nothing
for the next nine months.

You need to work on yourself
before you can do shit for me.

Come on, bro.

Come on.

I'll see you when I get back.

Feel me?

Come on.

Take care of that
leg, all right?

Yeah.

[music playing]

Veon, you made it.

Hey.

Welcome to Hashtag family.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Hey, how are you feeling?

I feel amazing, like
I'm walking on clouds.

Good.

It's going to be a great
project for everyone.

And I'm really glad
you're here, man.

You and me both.

I've been waiting for this.

You know.

Good.

I got something special for you.

OK.

Credit card from our sponsor.

Oh.

Only for the principal cast.

OK.

Yo, that's what's up.

Indeed it is, you deserve it.

Enjoy it.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I got to take this.

Mingle, get to know the cast.
Yeah?

Sure thing.

And thanks again, David.
- Yes.

Yes.

Definitely can't tell
the boys about this.

That's going to be funny.

Oh, hey, good morning.

Oh.

Good to see you.

I'm Gabrielle St. John.

Playing Stacey.

Yeah.

I remember.

We auditioned together.

I was your husband.

Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

They had me audition with
like 50 different Jedediah's.

Oh.

Who'd they cast you as?

Jedediah.

Oh.

Oh, honey.

I think you need
to talk to David.

[laughter]

You should talk to David.

OK.

Just come on in, OK?

All right.

See you in a minute.

Hey, sorry to
bother you, David.

But why doesn't my wife think
that I'm playing her husband?

I was just going to
tell you about that.

We got great news.

Casting and I were
reviewing your tapes,

and we think we found where your
talent can best lend itself.

So I'm not playing the lead?

The lead, the schmeed.

You know who the real lead is?

The show.

And we're all just playing
our part to support it.

Your part, the neighbor.

Yeah, he's a real bright spot.

Always coming in for the zinger,
a memorable fan-favorite type

of character.

You'll kill it.

No small parts, Le'Veon.

No small parts.

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

Everyone, welcome to
the show Mr. Cole Pruitt.

My brother.

What's up, G?

Hey.

I'm great.

Good to see you.

Good old Pruitt got
one question for you.

Can a brother get a, uh?

Uh.

There it is.

Nice to see you, man.

What's happening, girl?

How you doing?

Come here, child.

Look at you, Lord have mercy.

Jesus.

Stop it, Cole.

Wow.

So good to see you.

This brother Kid.

How you doing, Kid?

This brother AC.

AC.

[interposing voices]

We got some stuff.

Hey.

Hey, here's your seat.

Let's go.

What's up, everybody?

What's happening?

Y'all ready to kick
some booty with me?

Whoa.

Yeah.

I'm sorry about
Apollo 13 going rogue

through your bathroom window.

Looks like my son is
going to be MIA, and MIT.

[laughter]

What is the meaning of this?

See, this all
happened because my kids

are on a journey of discovery.

See, they about to discover my
foot up in they Black asses.

[laughter]

Oh, man.

Mommy, how come he no funny?

Oh.

He no funny.

We got to put
that in the script.

What you crying for, man?

You crying like a
baby, why, you know?

My bad.

My bad.

Classic.

Come on, man.

Shit.

Dumbass charger.

Socking that grind up.

Cam Weston.

Yes, sir.

You're a legend.

I'm a huge fan.

Yes?

Yeah.

Lock eyes.

Like my favorite short story.

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I think we're all in one accord.

One more thing, though.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

That's just my latest creation.

Gave birth to that
baby this morning,

five hours worth of hard labor.

I like it.

One of a kind,
and it's one on one.

Walk forward.

OK.

All right, now turn it up 10%.

Leave me at 12.

Right there.

Stop.

Imagine this.

Main stage, big hall.

Powerful lights at
the fashion expo.

999 people looking at
you, but they see KS.

KS.

KS.

KS.

I won't let you down.

I know you won't.

You got the gig, Cam West.

You got this gig.

I got this gig?

Yes, Cam West.

Let me see something strong.

Right.

Right now, it looks like
your foot fell asleep.

Strong, not harsh.

OK.

Right.

Because I could
kind of come in--

like Cam.
- Yeah.

OK.

OK.

Like that.

Fast eyes.

Yeah, just like that.

Getting kind of dizzy.

Now, give me all you've got.

I want to see the
nature of the shit.

Yes.

Like the doo rag.

Less doo rag,
more stocking cap.

Oh, shit.

Be careful with the button.

Do you see what he see?

I don't see what you see.

Let's find a perfect storm.

All right?
- OK.

Give me something--

Like, what if I start back?

Pure thunder.

OK, thunder.

Give me thunder then.

No, no, that's-- whoa, whoa!

Whoa!
Whoa!

- Oh, shit.
- Oh.

Oh.
What is that?

Is that a bomb?

Hey, he's a fashion assassin.

That's not a bomb, man.

It's my battery pack.

Hey, what are you--

what are you doing?

Why would you
use that?

Come on, what are
you doing with that?

Fuck.

What are you going?

Come on, bro.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yo.

Unhand my notes, man.

I'm really--

I'm wearing vintage velour.

I ain't wearing no
damn drawers, get out.

Wait, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

Don't walk like that.

Walk normal, like
a regular person.

Yes.

Like a poor pedestrian
who just got

kicked out of the park
for putting puppies.

You just made a series of
mistakes, terrible ones.

Where's my man?

He done scared away
the Canadian help?

How are you going to look like
a model, move like a mannequin?

Huh?

Damn.

You literally
bombed that audition.

Oh.

He's a madman, everybody.

Yo, who is this?

Is that really how
you answer the phone?

Nef.

Hey, no.

I was messing with you.

What's up?

I'm at the lakefront downtown,
just off of Michigan Avenue.

Wait, you're here?

I like your stance.

Fuck the fashion industry.

Burn it all down.

Yo, that was an accident.

All right?

Leave me alone.

I got a few more meetings today.

Can we link up up after?

You sure?

You sound a little distracted.

No, I just killed
another audition.

It was explosive.

Hold on really quick.

All right, what
do you want, man?

OK.

OK.

Full disclosure.

I am not a model.

Yeah, no shit.

But I am looking for one.

Nef.

Hey, I'm sorry.

I have to handle
a few more things.

Millennium Park, I'll be
there as soon as I can.

OK.

I'll be there.

All right, bye.

Now, show up tomorrow
at this address.

7:00 AM.

$1,000.

I am a designer, and you will
be the face of my new line.

Cam.

And I'm Tajik.

See you tomorrow, Cam.

Camtastic.

I love it.

The fuck just happened?

Come on, baby.

We're going to make it to
that final stage, let's go.

Here we go.

Almost to the final board.

Are you out of
your fucking mind?

What the fuck?

Bro, what did you do that for?

I'm so sick of
coming in here, seeing

you dressed like hip-hop
grimace playing Atari every day.

Shut it down.

OK, Vanilla Rice.

Chill.

You don't even
know what this is.

It's vintage.

I get it.

It's the Atari token.

You make it to the final
level in this game,

you get to see Miss Pac-Man's
yellow ass in a thong.

I got to see it.

OK, first of all, I'm the
only token in this apartment.

You can check the
lease agreement.

Oh.
Yeah.

Yeah.
You're right about that.

Second of all, God
gave you a blessing

when he gave you a broken TV.

Bro, I got past it.

I make games.

Oh, look.

Check this out.

My phone game--

You still on this?

My phone game's 50% complete.

OK.

How much progress has been
made in the past six months?

You in this kitchen
making a syrup sandwich.

And?

Thinking about how
you stuck working

at a movie theater snack stand.

You want to know
what I think, Mike?

I think you're just a
guy who likes to cook.

Yeah.

You want to be a chef?

Yeah.
I do.

Then why don't you go in the
kitchen and make me a sandwich?

Bitch.

Move, man.
Move.

Get out of here.

Come on, baby.

I think I'll get there.

That was a little
below the belt, huh?

Taint adjacent.

So right next to the nuts.

Nef.

Hey.

Woo.

I'm glad to see you.

You are?

Yeah.

You couldn't stay away.

You're cute, but don't
get ahead of yourself.

Are you hungry?

I'm hungry.

I'm starving.

Good.

Look, I got the best
spot in the city.

Me and my boys go
there all the time.

OK.

Oh, Cam.

I need a place to stay.

[music playing]

[RAPPING] My
roommates be wilding.

♪They borderline challenged.

♪But damn they look stylish

♪My bro in the room
he lands it mad.

♪Call him the crab

♪The place is a mess,
it's a frat hosue

[exclaims]

Woo!

Pop that cherry, baby.

♪ A living nightmare
comes to mind.

Oh.

Oh, hey.

♪ Then I got sidetracked.

I'm Brandon.

♪ I've always bveen reckless
A1 professor

[screams]

Of course.

Right.

Yeah.

I was hoping you could
take me to the nicer hotels

in the city.

I'm sure you must know them all.

Exactly.

Yeah.

So we stay in the Gold
Coast, or somewhere sexier?

Oh.

I don't think that
staying together like that

is a good idea.

Oh.

I see.

No, no.

I didn't mean it like that.

It's just that, this is all
new territory for me, Cameron.

I didn't mean to--

No, trust me.

I understand.

All right, it's no problem.

How about this?

I'll go with you, I'll
help you get settled in.

And I'll stay as long as
you're comfortable with,

and then I'll go home.

I meant it when I said
I'm glad to see you.

And I meant it when I
said this means something.

Are you sure?

Would I lie to you?

Yo, what up?

Hey, Brendan.

Come on in here.

Hey, regarding that
Miss Pac-Man cabinet

that I asked you to sell.

Where did we land on that?
Did you get that figured out?

Yeah.
Look.

Yeah, we came up.

I got you right here.

Great.

Hey, while you're here, B-Dawg.

What's this?

Why don't you turn
it all the way around?

[interposing voices]

I'm trying to lead.

I'm trying to lead.

That's me and my
homies carrying the game?

What, are you spying on us?
- No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not spying.

OK?

My sister-in-law,
Karen, sent this to me.

But, yeah, that is
you and your friends

with the miss Pac-Man
cabinet I told you to sell.

You're fired.

For what?

You told me to sell
it so I sold it.

I was going to pay you back when
my cousin gave me that money.

Wait, no.

Cuz, look.

That doesn't work at all.

Yo.

Yo, get out my face, bro.

My face is down here and
your face is up there, man.

I don't--

Yo, stop touching me, bro.

I'm not touching you.

Why are you touching me?

I didn't touch you.

I am-- there is
space between us.

Yo, sit down, bro.

I'm sitting.

Back up.

Back up.

I am as far back as this
office will let me be.

Why are you
coming at me, dawg?

I'm not coming at you.
I'm here, you're there.

You know what?

Whatever.

I ain't like this
place anyway, bro.

Oh, and you know what else?

And you know what else?

I'm not your homie.

I'm not your B-Dawg.

And I'm not your cuz.

I'm taking this money.

You're not getting the rest of
your Miss Pac-Man money either.

I'm calling the NAACP.

Fuck you, Paul.

[ phone dialing]

Hey, Karen.

This is Paul.

No.

No, it didn't work out at all.

Yeah, we should probably
erase that tape.

And how do we get in
touch with Al Sharpton?

This is so fucking stupid.

Do I say humph?

Do I say humph?

Oh, shit.

Hey, Le'Veon, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cole.

Sorry.

Great to be working
with you, man.

Yeah, young brother.

You too.

What you doing, man?

Sorry about all that.

You got stuff everywhere.

Well, listen, man.

I just came to say that it
looks like we got a really

good cast backing us up.

So we should really be able
to, like, play and explore

these guys, you know?

Yeah.

But hey, I'm just trying
to get through episode one.

Yeah, well I've been around
long enough I can quickly

gauge the quality of talent.

When you've got a good
group like we got here,

you can breathe a little better.

You know the troops'
got your back.

Yeah, you don't
always get that.

Yeah, listen, brother.

Earlier, man, when I was bombing
you, I was just joking around.

I mean, I bomb everybody.

I bomb my mama if I catch her
with her drawers on backwards.

You feel me?

I'll bomb mama.

I'll get her.

But I didn't know that they'd
given this part to somebody

else first, you.

What's up with that?

Oh, shit.

Well, I hope you don't think
I was trying to be rude.

No, bro.

It ain't on you.

That's just foul.

It is foul.

Just let me put
this to you, OK?

I don't really need this, man.

OK.

I mean, to tell
you the truth, I

was considering, like,
maybe just, like,

writing a book or something.

You know what I mean?

I could write some real
intense, some of that Hollywood

expose shit.

I could tell some shit!

Or maybe, you know, a
brother can write a cookbook.

I'm not just going
to snatch up somebody

else's gig like that, especially
a young brother trying

to come up.

What are you saying?

Look, if you want this
role back, I'll move on.

It's yours.

I'll make sure David and
these other producers

lock you in and don't try to
pull some Cole Pruitt part two.

You'd do that?

Brother, think about it.

All right?

You tell me in the morning
what you want, I mean,

what you really want.

And either way, it's cool.

All right?

I got you.

All right?

You know how to find me.

[music playing]

♪We came from the bottom,
don't complain about the bombs,

♪because everybody got them.

♪I ain't worried about a thing.

♪Worry about a thing.

♪I ain't worried about a thing.

♪Worry about a thing.

♪Got to focus on tomorrow, I
got rules I got to follow.

♪So I'm working on my problems.

♪I ain't worried about a thing.

♪Don't worry about a thing.

♪Don't worry about a thing.

♪ Na na na na na na.

[music fades]

I call our house
vision central,

because no matter
what comes or goes,

we always have our vision.

We're all creative and we
support each other, you know?

I like you.

You keep saying that.

Well, I keep meaning that.

You know, I don't think
I want to move back.

Really?

I mean that too.

Great.

I mean, you're kind of intense.

You know that, right?

Not that that's the bad thing,
but some people might think

you're kind of crazy.

Maybe just a little.

Yeah.

So am I, I guess.

You know what
this means, right?

It means we got this.

We're going to be
crazy together.

What?

I have an appointment
with a real estate agent.

And if I can find a place to
stay, and a worker's visa.

Then--

Then I'll have to get
on one knee and propose.

I guess so.

I told you I'm kind of crazy.

Yes?

Who is it?

Yo, Trashy, it's Cam.

Camtastic, you are late.

It's Cam.

I'm here for the shoot.

Third floor.

Hurry up, you're late.

Faster please.

Time is money.

What's the deal?

That's the deal.

Roll that.

All right.

OK.

OK.

Please.

Damn.

Please.

Would you stop?

Go.

I said I got it.

Geez.

Oh, you look great.

Oh.

Costumes.

Now, let's add the bag,
and shoot this bitch.

Add the bag?

Yes.

Hold on, man.

What are we doing?

What is the problem?

You didn't say nothing
about a bag on my head.

A last minute
stroke of inspiration.

No one's going to see my face.

That's the campaign, Cam.

You'll be fine.

Now, slogan.

We make trash like
you look trashy.

Wait, are you saying
tragic or trashy?

My name is Trashic.

T-R-A-S-H-I-C. Now, do you
want to lose this $500,

or are you going
to put a garbage

bag on your head and work?

First off, you
said it was $1,000.

Then you cost me time.

499.

All right, fuck it, man.

Just put this bag on my head
and shoot these pictures.

Yes.

Now feel the depression.

All right, you are trash.

No, you're a star.

You are a big star.

Garbage.
Yeah.

Rubbish.
Yes.

You're dirty.

Filthy.

Love it.

Own it.

Be it.

Star in it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You are not Cam.

You are trash.

What the hell, bro?

This is false advertisement.

I mean, obviously I
want the part, right?

But I don't want to
piss the producers off

by driving Cole Pruitt away.

I mean, I'm not stupid.

He brings in way
more cash than I do.

Yeah, a little
food for thought

while you're getting your ass
beat on that old-ass game.

Getting that ass beat, boy.

All right, chill.

99% of the time, I don't even
watch the shit that you on,

and I be your boy.
- Wow.

Really?

Yeah.
Look.

I'll be damned if I haven't
seen every episode of Cole's

House four or five times.

People watch him.

It means they'll be
watching you too, bro.

Look, bro.

Everyone working
on the show, you

gotta take one for the team.

Oh, shit.

Yo, man.

You don't even play video games.

I tell you, I do this.

Plus, I got a gig coming up.

A lot of dancing, and a
lot of motion-capture.

My knee is not ready for that.

Hey, Shane,
while you're there,

can you tell them
to download this?

Did you just finish your game?

What?
Is it happening?

Damn right.

After 18 months of development,
10 months of procrastination,

hip hopper has
now been submitted

for App Store approval.

Oh.

Let's go.

Yo, congratulations.

[interposing voices]

- Sir.
- Well done.

So proud of you.

Told you I'd it.

For real, congrats, bro.

I got to whoop
that ass, come on.

You don't want none of this.

Yeah.

Wow.

This is major, man.

Dude.

That's where you
make the best dip.

Oh, you like that, Osarion?

It's a little family recipe
called white people shit.

Y'all crazy.

[music playing]

♪Pose, camera, take
the right action.

Pose.

Pose.

Motherfucker.

Damn it.

Turn the internet back on.

I got to pay $45 now?

How long will that get me?

A month?

You guys be out
your damn mind, man.

OK.
You know what?

You know what?

I will give you
$9 for three days.

Well, that's all I need it for.

You'll do it?

Oh.

You know what?
OK.

Fuck you.

All right?

Take the $45.
You crook.

You scoundrel.

Be a thief if you want to.

But turn the internet back
on and turn it on now.

I'm clicking right
now, it's not working.

I'm clicking.

It's working.

OK.

I'm back in business.

Thanks, dad.

Where do I know that tattoo?

Fortune favors
the bold, right?

Cameron Weston.

Son of a bitch.

[music playing]

Nef, it's me.

I know I'm a little early, but
I brought us some breakfast.

I'll be right out.

Yeah, take your time.

I'm just going to set up.

What?

What picture?

Oh.

Damn.

Nef, I know I just got
here, but I got to bounce.

I just got hit up for
a big agent meeting.

Just give me one minute.

OK.

Yeah, I could wait a minute.

This is so impressive.

Thank you.

So I'll see you later.

You better.

Give me a hug.

Break a leg, Cam.

[giggling]

♪ And you feel so right

♪ I don't even
know your life

♪ Alright, I love
the way that you do

Cam, this is Morrison.

He's an agent, and he
loves what you're doing.

What am I doing?

What are you doing?

You're doing about 1.5 million
shares in the last 24 hours.

That's what you're doing.

And thank God, you look even
better without the garbage bag.

Thank you.

Hold on.

You're Victor Stanton.

Sort of.

Sometimes.

Morrison Colvin's the name.

I kind of look like Vic
Stanton, the big agent.

So I use it to
sneak into parties

and make contacts in the biz.

Sue me.

Somebody probably will.

Look, man.

I'm not just going to sign
with some guy who lies to me,

and blows up my
phone all morning.

After you tried to
play me at that party.

You remember that, right?

Relax.

All right?

You're too pretty to be mad.

I just came in for conversation
and some delicious breakfast.

And maybe some more water?

Well, don't mind if I do.

Anything for you.

I have an open spot for
a national publication.

Claude Wallace is
the photographer.

Card's on the table.

And did I mention
I have a lifetime,

all-access pass to the
Chicago fashion expo,

which I assume you know is
coming up, like very soon?

Who am I talking to?

Big star like you?

I'm sure you got your
own way in, right?

Thanks for the
delicious meal, Mike.

This was incredible.

I take it your friend here
needs to ponder his future.

So I'm going to let him.

Good day, gentlemen.

OK, Steeze Harvey.

I could get used to this.

All that money, motherfucker
still bought a maroon suit.

Hey, come on in.

OK.

So what have you got for me?

Look, Cole.

I was really looking
forward to this gig,

finally taking the lead.

I mean, I worked hard.

I earned it.

No one said you
didn't, brother.

No, but just let
me finish, please.

But at the end of the day,
I just want the show to win.

You know?

I think that's why you're here.

I think you're here to bring
in the win for everybody.

With everybody.

The suits expect me and all
the eyeballs I bring to help

take the show to the top.

To help take the
show to the top.

You hearing me, bro?

Yeah.
Yeah.

I guess so.

Look, I've never done
anything all on my own.

What?

Just like I know you don't
just walk through this life

by yourself, no.

You got family.

Right.

Friends.

Brothers.

You got brothers.

People who stand by you,
encourage you, and lift you up.

Because that's who we are.

That's what we do.

We're a team.

We do good work or we don't.

Either way, we do it together.

Together.

Here.

Now, every time you doubt
yourself while you're here,

trying to survive this artist
life, just look and know you're

right where you're
supposed to be, brother.

You earned that role.

You got it.

Now grow it.

OK?

All right?

OK.

All right.

Uh.

Come on, boy.

Let's go kill them.

Man, come on.

Let's go.
Come on.

You got this.

OK.

OK.

[music playing]

I found a place.

$2,800 a month, and that's
including trash and gas.

It's the best place I
could find in the area.

That's great.

Where at?

Evanston.

Not too far from your place.

No, it's not.

So when do we move in?

Hey.
Hey.

Hey.

Slow down.

Not just yet.

I need some time for
me just for a while.

Just to settle in, you know.

You're going to tell me the
deal with this, like, for real?

That's nothing.

It's clearly something.

I have epilepsy.

Oh.

It's nothing too serious.

The medication helps me
keep it under control.

I don't want you to worry.

So anyway, what's
your good news?

Well, while you were out
closing real estate deals,

this guy hired a new
high-powered agent.

Well, well, well.

That sounds so great.

Yeah.

You don't seem
too happy about it.

Just thinking about how
it might affect all of this,

might lead to more
jobs, out of town jobs.

But that's your
vision, isn't it?

Yeah.

But--

Everything will work
out how it's meant to.

You'll see.

Trust me.

So, Camfantastic, where
are you off to next?

I want to hear all about it.

He got me a gig tomorrow,
the JC Penney holiday catalog.

You see?

[speaking foreign language]

What's that mean?

It means like a kind
of congratulations,

and that God is with you.

I like that.

[speaking broken
foreign language]

No.

You've got to teach
me how to say it right.

I can't get beat up out
here in these streets.

♪ Yeah.

♪Yeah, you remind me
of butterfly dancing.

♪Waist-tight, with
the party-like pose.

♪Hit you with the
dougie-fresh pose.

- Take it off?
- Yeah.

♪Don't look.

♪Don't touch.

♪Don't play with it.

♪You don't got to
think like that.

No.

No, no.

Wait.

Everyone stop.
- Do I got something on my face?

No.
This just isn't working.

I need-- wait, hold on.
I got it.

OK.

Just stay there, don't move, OK?
Don't move.

That's OK.

I'm just going to change this.

Oh.

Yo, my bells ain't
yours for jingling, man.

OK.
I don't have all day.

OK?

This isn't Macy's.
Just this.

I got this.

OK, and perfect.

OK, stay there.

Don't move.

Perfect.
OK.

See?

And just don't let them catch
so much shadow next time.

That's it.

See, the jingle ball's over.

Perfect.
OK.

Good.

Great.

Yes.

Hey.

How are you?

Great.

What are you doing right now?

You want to get some food?

All right.

Here we go.

Roasted duck breast with a
pomegranate citrus glaze,

and a side of buttery garlic
green beans with a palm puree

mashed potato.

Wow.

Oh, and of course, some
sparkling cider to drink.

Nefertari, this is
one of my boys, Mike.

He's also an amazing
chef, as you can see.

Well, Mike.

This does look amazing.

Congratulations to you two.

For what?

For finally making an
honest man out of this guy.

All right.

Thanks, Mike.

I appreciate it.

- Before you, he was--
- All right.

Thanks, Mike.

Mike, thank you.

Appreciate you, man.

Enjoy your meal.

Anyways, to us.

For shutting down
the whole place.

To having friends
in high places.

Plus, only the best for us.

Shall we eat?

Yes.

They got snacks?

Watch out.

What's wrong with you?

So what if we didn't
get the nomination?

Guess what?

We're not in the
art house business.

No.

We are in the business
of making money business.

Their script.

Motherfuckers.

We're not a business, man.

We're businessmen.

And some ladies.

Oh, one second.

Le'Veon.

What the hell, Reuben?

You got Richard here.

Hey, did they tell you
about the new story

arc for your character?

Oh, you mean the part where I
just stand there like a mutant,

I don't do shit.

That character
you're talking about?

Hey, look.

They change these
scripts all the time.

It's just part of the game.

Angela Bassett,
Angela Bassett,

she had a whole role removed
from Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

What about Judy Winslow?

She went up the stairs
and never came back down.

Fucking Urkel.

He took all the lines.

Exactly.
Look.

Hey, at least you're still
part of the project, right?

Wait, so you knew
about these cuts?

They're setting you up to
be a major part of this show.

That is some bullshit, OK?

I was the star.

And that's great, right?

We got you now.

Now we also have Cole.

Right?

The whole pack.

Wait, you represent Cole, too?

Yo.

Everybody out.

My mistake.

Thank you for coming out.

Hope you enjoyed the party.

Look, Veon, you
got to trust me.

You trust me, right?

You wouldn't be there
if they didn't need you.

You just have to
trust the process.

But that also means
that it's going

to take some time to get there.

This isn't acceptable.

OK?

You can't just do this.

They can't do this.

Look, give me a call after
the rehearsal and we'll--

Hey, yo.

David.

We need to talk.

What the fuck?

It was a mistake.

I'm sorry.

Le'Veon.

My man.

Who's your friend?

What is this?

You're not happy
with the changes.

I had 12 lines.

Now I have three.

Three.

Good things come in three.

Come on, man.

It's just the pilot episode.

See, the show runner felt
that we needed to make

more space for the lead.

I'm a series regular, man.

Right you are.

And don't make a big deal of
it, because we just shifted most

of your lines to the second
episode, which now you're going

to have a meaty B story in 102.

Which is better
than one oh none.

What?

[beatboxing]

You feel that?

No.

What?

[beatboxing]

You know what that is?

What?

Keeping it light
for the family.

Welcome to hashtag family, baby.

[beatboxing]

Hey, everybody.
Let's go.

Let's get this show on the road.

What?
Ha ha.

You feel it?

You feel it?

What the fuck?

I'm so sorry
about Apollo 13 just

going rogue right through
your window there, Banks.

Now, my son, little rocket man.

Don't tell his mama,
but that boy missing

a few algorithms in his head.

[laughter]

Humph.

Humph.

No, I feel your pain.

I feel it.

I can feel your
frustration, sir.

No, no, no.

Listen, good little
rocket man, my son, going

to feel my boot up in his ass.

[laughter]

No.

No.

No.

No.

Go easy on the boy, Jedediah.

Hey.

It's all right.

It's all right.

This time.

Shit.

Fuck.

What is up with
this neighborhood?

[laughter]

Yo.

Yo.

Hey.

Yo, you have to do that?

What the fuck
is wrong with you?

Are you-- you always
dropping dimes,

but you never ready
to pick up any shit.

Do you know how
fortunate you are?

You are out here doing
the thing you love to do.

You're killing it.

They're trying to take
the moment away from me.

You saw the script,
all the damn rewrites.

They don't even want me here.

You got dead all
that shit, bruh.

Because if they didn't want
you here, you wouldn't be here.

Now, see, you don't get it.

They don't-- this is that
bullshit that they do, OK?

How's it with that?
Educate me.

I'm listening.

I have always been looked
down on my entire life, ignored.

The black sheep, shit.

My family-- my family
doesn't even know what I do.

I don't even know what it
is they think that I do,

because they haven't spoken
to me since I moved out.

This is all I got.

OK?

This-- I put my whole
heart into this.

Every day I fight for it.

Rejection after rejection,
and the minute I finally

get close to having something
that's life changing, that's

going to make my
career, they fucking

snatch that shit from me.

It is hard enough being a
Black man in this industry.

And I'm fucking-- I don't--

I don't even know
what I'm doing here.

I don't even--

Look who you're talking to.

Look at me.

I'm here broken, watching
my dreams turn to dust,

while you get to live yours
on stage with a Black man.

I don't give a fuck if
they give you one line.

You give one line, you knock
that shit off the park.

Are you fucking-- bro,
this is embarrassing.

You're not just
embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing me.

Nick, you're number
two on the call sheet.

So take time and think
about what the fuck

you're blowing right now.

Technically, I'm
actually more like number

nine on the call sheet now.

But I heard you.

Out of my whole speech,
you want to crack jokes?

That's why you're
buying me lunch.

What?

Why am I buying?

Because I'm broke
and I'm hungry.

Hey.

We gonna fuck around, man.

You goddamn right, we're
going to fuck around.

Come on, nigga.
Let's go.

Fucking wild, bro.

"Huh?"

Out of all these you could
have said, you say "huh?"

That's the line.
They gave me that line.

No.

It is not pronounced humph.

I didn't know if I'm supposed
to say all the letters.

I don't know how a
motherfucker says humph.

[music playing]

I've been dying to see what
your home looks like, since you

still haven't invited me over.

You know, I would.

But it's like a whole
locked-off shot.

It takes too much time to
move the desktop cameras.

It's like a whole thing.

That's OK.

I'm sorry.

I promise you'll
see it soon, though.

I just want to feel like
I'm involved in your world,

you know.

And me in yours.

I promise.

You'll see it soon, OK?

Sure.

OK.

Bye, Cam.

All right.

Oh.

What?

The lies will catch up to you.

What he said.

Look, man.

I'm going to tell
her, all right?

I am.

Watch.

[speaking spanish]

You got to be kidding me.

Here you go, girl.

Thank you.

Yeah, no problem.

Who's that?

Some asshole.

I'm a photographer.

And that green-eyed
jack'o lantern

not only stiffed me on the
feet, but he assaulted me.

And now look at him.

Some damn JC Penney cover boy.

Ooh.

What are you going
to do about it?

What?

What do you mean?

You say you a
photographer, right?

He's got a girlfriend
or something?

Plus, now that he's
all over JC Penney,

you could probably get some
real good money out of it.

Get creative, sunshine.

[music playing]

♪ Gimmie the loot,
I got the juice

♪ I got it too

♪ Be the one

♪ Split it in two

♪ I ain't the one

♪ not even two

♪Play no games, yeah.

♪Play no game with you.

♪Play no games.

Look, you all are
going to have fun.

Just meet people, shake hands.

Look out.

Because there are some--

Welcome to the prelude
of the big event.

You know I love big industry
heavyweight parties like this?

They just get my
blood circulating.

You guys ready to do this?

Wait, we've got to walk
all the way over there?

Is that too much
exercise for you?

I'm just looking out for
our handicapped friend.

I'm not handicapped.

Not that there's anything
wrong with handicapped people.

I'm just saying,
I'm not among them.

You are so sensitive today.

Guys.

Really?

Let's focus.
OK?

What are you guys
doing, all right?

I can't let people
see me in that car

because I'm supposed to be
in Victor Stanton's car.

That's my name today.

Remember?

Say it with me today.

My name is Victor--

Stanton.

This is where all
the networking happens,

where all the action goes down.

Legends were made here.

The Steve Harvey's, the Oprah
Winfrey's, the R Kelly's.

But we don't count him.

OK?

Chris.

This is where the
sausage gets made.

There's a lot of
sausage in here.

Hey.
Appreciate you.

Appreciate you, brother.

You beautiful chocolate
goddess, come here.

Vic.

Look at all these power
players here for you.

How exciting.

I'm only excited to see you.

I want you to meet my client.

This is Cam Weston.
- Hi.

This is a beautiful lady.

Nice to meet you.

These are the after
school special boys.

[laughter]

So you work for RCA, huh?

So long as you don't
start singing for me, I do.

Let's see if we got
some more food inside.

Come on.
- I just got here.

Come on.

I will.

All right.

Well, we'll leave
you guys to it.

- All right, man.
- All right.

All right.
All right.

See you in a few.

Come here.

Ugh, I don't trust anything
that looks like this.

Because you have
no class, bro.

I have no class?

First of all, niggas from the
Chi don't eat things like this.

You're from Japan.

What does that have
to do with anything?

You don't even
know what this is.

- Yeah I do.
- Ugh.

God.

You're disgusting.

That's amazing.

Hey.

Taste this.

Oh my God.

It's amazing.

You think they'll
give me the recipe?

What are you doing out here?

Well, right now, I'm trying to
figure out what citrus flavor--

OK.

Well, you do not eat out
here with the guests.

Get back in the kitchen.

Go.

What?

Go back to the kitchen?

Oh.

I'm on it, chef.

See you, Val Kilmer.

Oh.

[laughter]

Right?

Right?

What a sensation.

That's great.

That is tomago on it.

That's fish eggs.

Yeah.

You keep it inside.

Just hold it.

Don't chew yet.

Don't chew.
Savor it.

Can you mush it
around a little bit?

Almost like a like a cow
in a field chewing cud.

So the longer you keep it
in your warm, sweet mouth,

the more hatching.

Because those are fish eggs.

They hatch in your mouth.

It opens your sinuses.

It's a delicacy in Japan.

He's from Japan.

Oh.

I wouldn't have guessed.

Breathe.

Now, breathe out through
your mouth if you can.

Just a little bit.

Yeah, let those lips quiver.

Oh.

Yeah.

It's good, right?

A happy guest is a happy chef.

Thank you guys so
much for being here.

Enjoy.

OK.

Mike, pass the Adam's apple.

You tried to make Jimmy
Fallon feed me food.

Why would you do that to me?

It's good, bro.
I'm telling you, it's amazing.

It's good food, bro.

It's fucking disgusting, bro.

So you're saying
you won't be hitting

on any other woman all day?

Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

Vic Stanton don't do that.

Vic Stanton just grabs the most
beautiful woman at the party,

and he keeps it
nice and low key.

Let's the party come to him.

The biggest power play is
coming to your own party

and remaining virtually unseen.

Ooh.

I like that.

Is that lobster almost done?

Plating now, chef.

Have you seasoned
with authority?

Yes, chef.

Did you garnish beautifully?

Yes, chef.

Are those red
onions diced nicely?

Yes, sir.

Yes, what?

It's yes, chef.

Act like you people
want to be here.

I appreciate the enthusiasm.

I yell in my own kitchen.

That's beautiful.

That's what I'm talking about.

Keep it going.

That lobster's got to go.

The lobster's got to go.

15 seconds.

15 seconds.

Let's get it out here.
Come on.

Come on.

Go, go, go.

Side, come on.

Hey, kid.

Stick with me.

You'll be OK.

You got it.

Lovely, beautiful people.

How are you doing?

Where the fuck is
Victor Stanton?

Where's Victor's Stanton?

Excuse me, Stant.

One day, we'll be able
to a press a button,

and a car will--

Victor Stanton, and
the Chicago Bears.

It's crazy seeing you here, man.

Wait, what?

You the motherfucker going
around saying that you me?

Barry Stevens.

Morrison Colvin.

I know exactly who
the fuck you are.

Did you take my
bank information?

What the fuck is the
point of all of this?

I'm going to be
real with you, man.

You got all the contacts,
and you're great with people.

We should work together, man.

Before they talk to you,
they got to come talk to me.

What you're
describing is an agent.

I'm a motherfucking agent.

Morrison Colvin, agent
to the agent to the stars.

I will use all of
my influence to ensure

that you never become an agent.

Is that Morrison, AKA Victor?

Oh my gosh, you have to go.

Guys like you, you
just fucking take.

[interposing voices]

Oh my god, bro.

I'll call you Monday.

Bro, get his ass.

Oh.

Give me a napkin or something.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

♪You turned into a monster,
and you don't seem to care.

♪This town you're chasing after
leaves you gasping for air.

♪Bouquets of burning
roses, ceremonial flair.

♪All along, I've been
there dying on my own.

♪And it's a holy affair.

♪It's a holy affair.

Where the fuck is Mike?

[applause]

You did this.

No, you did this.

You did this.

You did this.

You did this.

We did this.

We did this.

Except for you.

She was in the freezer
for most of the session.

Hey, it's my kitchen still.

I call the shots.

Get in the freezer.

[applause]

Now we did this.

We did this.

Are you still going to
be here when I wake up?

Because I know the
expo's tomorrow.

Honestly, everything
starts so early,

you'll probably still
be sleeping when I go.

Are you sure I
can't come with?

I wish, but I'm
one of those types

of people who get nervous when
loved ones watch them perform.

I don't even let my own
mother watch me perform.

Well, then.

There better be a video.

Or you'll just have to
show me your catwalk

when you come back.

It might just happen anyways.

Yeah.

♪Though our risk stands tall,
it doesn't matter where we end.

♪I want to be lost
inside your love.

That just happened.

It did, huh?

♪I don't mind.

Cam?

What the hell?

What the hell?

[music playing]

[speaking foreign language]

♪My people.

♪This one's for my people.

♪My people.

♪This shit for my people.

♪My people.

♪This one for my people.

[ singing in foreign language]

Why are you walking so fast?

We've got a show to steal.

Come on.

Oh.

It's deep in here.

Hey, you ready?

Every day.

That's what I'm talking about.

We are not friends.

How do you remove this guy?

What the fuck is that
banging on the door?

I swear to God, you
better be the police.

There are 12 massive
men in this apartment.

Oh, shit.

Shit is right.

Hey, Nef.
How you doing?

Hey, look.

Look, have a seat.

Hey, come on.
Sit down.

Stop.

Just stop that.

I'm with him.

I'm a model as well.

Look.

It's not what it looks like.

Brandon, stop using my
jerk-off lotion for your knees.

I've had enough.

Where is he?

Where is he?

He's at the expo.

Sure, of course he is.

Where else would he be?

He's a huge fashion icon.

Hey, what's the plan?

Stick to my plan.

You didn't tell me your plan.

Just go with it.

There's a lot of
tall people in here.

I'm so stupid.

No, you're not.

Look.

I promise you it's
not like that.

He loves you.

You know that.

Of course he does.

As much as he loves her.

And all the other girls
that are calling him.

She's cute.
Who is that?

Dude, come on.
Stop.

I mean.

Oh my God, who is that?

I don't know.

Is this why he won't
let me come here?

No.

Because you all are running
some kind of side sex hustle?

What?

Is that where he always is?

With these women?

No.

He's not.

You know what?

It doesn't even matter.

You can tell him
to go fuck himself.

I don't date any liars,
or cheaters, or gigolos.

Nef, look.

I know it looks fucked up.

But I've never seen
that picture before.

I don't know that chick.

And I promise you, he's
not with that person.

There ain't no smashing
going on up in here, right?

Well, I'm smashing up in here.

OK?

And there was no gigolos.

OK?

We wouldn't even
listen to a Nick

Cannon song in this apartment.
Ever.

I would never--

Do you think this is funny?

Nick Cannon is never funny.

He's at the sexpo.

He's at the expo with Shane.

OK.

Fine.

Fine.

Let's go.

You heard me.

Yes, you.

Come on.

Put your fucking big boy
pants on and let's go.

Come on.

[speaking foreign language]

Ooh, she cussed
you out in Spanish.

[music playing]

How do you plan
on getting up there?

Shane, I got this.

Yes to the KS experience.

Before we bring out
the magnificent pieces,

and the people that
are in them, please

allow for me to introduce to
you one of our oldest friends.

I consider him a brother, and
my personal millionaire mentor.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I need your energy.

I need you to get on your feet.

Let me see some enthusiasm.

[cheering]

I want you to act
like gas is $0.99,

and all your student
loans are paid off.

Clap it up right now
for David Imonitie.

[cheering]

Listen.

Can you please slow down?
Hey, what's up?

Can you slow down?

Hurry on, man.

Ah, yes.

Shaw.

Shaw, Shaw, Shaw.
2A.

Come on.

Hold on, wait.

Brandon's here

What the hell's
Brendan doing here?

Whatever, man.

Tell him to meet us at hall 2A.

Let's go.

Can I text first?

Hall 2A.

Let's go.

Come on, we don't
even need to be here.

Look at this nigga, Morpheus.

Jacket look like
bathroom wallpaper.

Oh, shut up.

You talk too much.
Come on.

Let's go.

Let's go.

What does success mean to you?

You know, some people,
it's making a lot of money.

Some people, it's
having a great family.

Hey, Cole.

Come on, man.

It's got to be
right through here.

Every goal that you have--

I'm trying to tell
you, this is messed up.

And give me my phone back.

Excuse me.

You ask me like a lady.

Can I have my
phone back please?

Yes.

Fine.

Thank you.

Shoot.

I'm a grown-ass man.

Then act like one.

You act like one.

I have the big boy pants on.

I wear briefs.

Oh, my God.

You're ridiculous.

No, you don't walk
in front of me.

I need to find him.

But you've got to
master the skills

in order to become successful.

But then you've got
to times it by fate.

Everybody say fate.

Hey, what's the plan?

Steal a fit, do the
thing, and blow up the spot.

Blow up the spot?

Right here.
Face the stage.

You, in the back.

You.

In the back.
Back.

Here we go.

You.
Helmet on.

Let's go.

Time to make some sexy donuts.

Actually, I was
second-guessing the helmet.

We need you at the
stage now, please.

Leave the friend.

Showtime.

Boom.

Oh, shit.

It's Nef, not Brandon.

Fuck.

The KS experience is going
to be absolutely amazing.

Enjoy the rest of the show.

Take care, guys.

[cheering]

Places, everybody, places.

Here we go, places.

Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.

You, you in the back.

Come on.
Helmet on.

Helmet on.
Come on.

I'm trying to
tell you my secret.

- Helmet
- I invest my time.

I invest my energy.

OK.

Everybody feeling good?

Kyle, how are we looking?
Yeah?

Good?

Everybody feeling good?
Doing great?

You're going to go out there,
and you're going to wow them?

All right, everybody.

Remember what we rehearsed.

Let's practice this.

5, 6, 7, and.

1, 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Walk, walk, walk.

walk, walk, walk.

2, 1.
Stay.

All right.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Revolutions don't
start until someone

puts on clothes in the
morning and feels powerful.

Your revolution
starts here and now.

And we present to you
the future of fashion,

from a man selling
power to the people,

with a needle and thread.

From the heart of Chicago to
the world, Kyle Shaw experience.

Okay Okay.

Can't see what she's wearing.
I can't see her face.

Oh there we go.

Oh, white chocolate.
That's what I'm talking about.

Come on now.

Ladies give it up.
Fellas, I see y'all looking.

Oh okay. with the shoulders out.

Alright, we're still going.

Here we go, walking down.
Okay.

[whispering]

Keep it going for them.
[imitating a siren]

OK.

I don't know what old boy's
doing in the back, bro.

But all right, we
can work with that.

OK, msut be a new thing.

Ugh, damn.

Fucking Bohemian.

He's comign down the row,
OK I see you now.

Ok, hot or not?

What they doing next?

Take the helmet off.

Off.

Helmet off now.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
our guest with a special dance

performance from his
world phenomenon show,

[non-english speech]
Eight-time Tony Award winner.

Give it up.

Give a round of
applause right now.

Let me hear you make some
noise for Joel Leon..

Oh.

OK.

Oh, damn.

What the hell?

Oh.

That's shit I taught him.

Ta-da.

Ta-da.

Ta-da my ass, Cam Weston.

What the hell are
you doing, man?

Are you actively
trying to destroy

me and my demonstration?

Not actively.

No, he's disrespecting
the fuck out of me.

You got some fucking toes out?

My mama and my real daddy
all the way in the back.

They brought half the church.

And you're going to come over
here doing the toe tap?

On my big night?

I can't help the fact that
you ain't got no talent.

But on everything
I like, you ain't

about to have a fucking thing

by the time I'm done with you!
[interposing voices]

Hold me back!

OK.

Get out of my
fucking show, man!

Kyle, relax, man!

You in front of all
these people, man.

- I know it!
- It's OK.

No, it's not!

Excuse me, everyone.

I'm sorry to interrupt
your fantastic show.

Who's shorty?

Oh, no.

But that man right
there is a fraud.

He's a fake, pretending
to be something he's not.

That's Cameron Weston.

He's no award-winning anything.

He's just a boy who
convinced me that he

loved me, only to break my heart
with lie after lie after lie.

Nef, I know this looks
bad, but I can explain.

Explain?

What do you want to explain?

Maybe about how you lied to
me for months, telling me what

a big shot you are,
only to turn out

to be a fool trying to dance
in someone else's shoes?

Nef.

Please.

Maybe it's about
how you convinced me

what a big shot you are,
how accomplished you are.

And you know what?

No, it's OK.

Because I blame
myself for that one.

No, I'm sorry, Cameron.

But I am not as shallow
as you think I am.

I fell in love with you.

And I would have
loved you in a shack.

I would have loved you
anywhere, and I would

have been yours completely.

What you have or don't
have, I don't care.

I could have looked past all of
it, had you just talked to me.

And the other
women, the cheating?

You cheating on me,
that I cannot forgive.

And that I won't forgive.

Wait, what are you
talking about cheating?

I was never with
any other women.

I've only been with you, Nef.

Look at that,
with other women?

Nef, that was a photo shoot.

And that was before
I was with you.

You are all such a joke.

You're a joke.

[speaking foreign language]

Nefertari.

I wasn't fucking
cheating on you.

Yo, I tried to text you, bro.

But--

What the fuck, man?

You didn't pick up, bro.

Real homies pick up.

Why the fuck did you
bring her here, man?

I didn't bring her, bro.

She dragged me.

Come on, bro.

I got--

Just go, man.

Just go.

I tried to work it out.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Oh.

Wow.

Wow.

I see what you did there.

The fashion is so good,
it'll break your heart.

Kyle Shaw, ladies and gentlemen.

Kyle Shaw.

Take photos of him.
Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And introducing
Cameron Weston.

Give it up, ladies.

And I'm the agent,
Morrison Colvin.

All right, take a bow.

Follow him on Black
planet right now.

We did that.

We did that.

Available soon in Neiman
Marcus, or at least Macy's.

- For real.
- Yeah.

We worked it out.

Thank you for that.

Yeah.
All right.

OK.

Yeah.

Whoo!

Look, what happened at the
expo, that was a lightning

in the bottle situation.

And as tasty as that bottle
was, that bottle has run dry.

Look, that casting agent
I was telling you about

is shooting a show
in Los Angeles.

LA?

What are you talking about?

They're filming.

It starts this Friday.

So pack your bags, Playboy.

Cali, huh?

For how long?

I mean, it could be
a couple of months.

It depends on how long
you make it on the show.

It's a modeling competition.

That's it?

That's the whole show?

That's it?

That's the whole show?

Yes.

All these shows are the same.

But it's fine, you
can win this thing.

And I'm working
for you every day.

I wake up, I'm thinking of you.

I go to bed, I'm
thinking of you.

When I wake my
ass on the toilet,

I am thinking of you, Cam.

And whether you know so or
not, agents have dreams too.

And my dream is to help
you accomplish your dreams.

So can you do me a favor?

Pack a bag and get
ready to go to Cali.

Yeah, all right.

That's what I'm talking about.

[music playing]

I'm Rafael Costa.

And I'm Tomiko Lee.

Starting tonight, the
handsome hunks behind us,

and the lovely ladies,
will make TV history.

These models will compete
on the runway, in the home

and in the yard,
all for $1 million.

And not just that, all while
living under the same roof,

eating the same food, and
sharing the same bathroom.

And, oh, yeah.

Giving up all sense
of personal space.

Tonight on model house.

Where's my milkshake?

I'm Leilani Moore.

[speaking spanish]

Nick Black.

Like the coffee,
as it should be.

Hey, I'm Cam Weston.

I was born and raised,
South Side Chicago.

It's time for your
first challenge.

Jonas and I are killing
this domestic game.

I'm sweeping with my a-game.

And he's right
behind, like poetry.

Hey, I wasn't aware of the
domestic part of this show.

I'm just a model.

Oh, we're filming now?

And he don't listen,
that's the problem.

This guy with his
light skinned face.

Cam, the weird guy
with the fake eyes,

they got to be fake, right?

Look, I can tell people are
on edge with me around here.

You know?

They feel like I'm not
working as hard as them.

So I'm going to
cook for everybody.

So I set the mood music, right?

I slide in.

Chef Boyardee, Chef Boy
Cam in the building.

Got the pasta ready,
it's looking real nice.

He's very into himself.

This is the same guy that
was toe bottin' on the runway.

I got the pasta, the cookies.

I'm doing a little
bit of dancing.

He's sitting here
doing runway walking,

I'm cleaning the bathroom.

[speaking spanish]

Do you smell that?

Smells like cookies.

Cam.

Cameron.

How he got on the
show, I don't know.

How he looks that
good, I don't know.

I came out the womb like
this, with a fresh beard.

Like, what do you want from me?

[speaking spanish]

He's got us looking
real bad out here.

But it's the thought
that counts, right?

Everybody's working hard.

Cam over there making
lasagna shirtless.

Nobody wants to see that.

I don't want to see that.

Gimme that.

Hey, Cam!

Cam I knew your ass was
in here baking cookies.

Are you serious?

[speaking spanish]

What the [bleep] he said.

Toll House cookies?

Really?

He laid his Toll's free
all over the [bleep] floor.

America, who don't like
to dance when they cook?

Wait, are those
raisin cookies?

[speaking spanish]

Why are you shirtless?

I was doing the right thing.

The mindset was there.

I'm not licensed to do
any of this, all right?

I'm a model.

Light-skinned people,
we don't clean.

This isn't Top Chef.

And I know, because
I got kicked off

the first episode of Top Chef.

I might have messed
it up just a little bit.

I'm not going to lie.

Just a little bit.
OK.

It was a lot.

It was a lot.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying, America.

Cut me some slack.

Vote for Cam Weston.

I'm a good guy.

And the domestic voted out
of model house is Cam Weston.

NEFERTARI [BY PHONE]: Hi, Cam.

As I'm sure you've already
guessed, I've returned home.

Look, doing what
I did was wrong.

And I love you.

But I can't be a part
of that kind of work.

♪It's where my
home comes from

[interposing voices]

Yo, listen up, man.

I got $20,000 for being on
that dumb-ass reality show.

I want to take my
boys on a trip.

It better be somewhere warm.

Shit, you know I
keep a bag packed.

Let's go, then.

You got condoms?

- Yeah, the big ones.
- Listen, man.

Listen.

The woman that I love is
halfway across the world.

She came all the way over
here for me for nothing.

I'm asking y'all as
my brothers, man.

Help me.

Just help me get my woman back.

Wait, are you serious?

I'm dead serious, man.

All right, man.

I'm in.

Let's go.

We're with you, bro.

Le'Veon going, I'm going.

Let's go, baby.

I ain't going to
let you down again.

Looks like we're
going to Abu Dhabi.

[cheering]

Come on baby.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's go, man.

That's why I love y'all, man.

- Yeah.
- Vision Central.

Hey.

Vision Central.

Vision.

Vision.

Vision.

Vision.

[interposing voices]

Air conditioning.

OK.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

Wow.

This is wild, bro.

This has got to be where
they keep their 72 virgins.

Oh, wait.
Wait.

They got Christmas here too?

Wow.

Y'all are ignorant.

But look, we came here to do
something, so let's do it.

OK, what's the first move?

First we're going
to get a suite,

and then after, the wet deck.

You OK?
All right.

How wet do you
think the deck is?

- Wet deck?
- Oh, shit!

I've always wanted
to go down there.

There was a brochure?

Yeah.

And I know we're
trying to get in, but--

Yes!

Yo, what the fuck?

Are you OK?

Yo, let's just go find your
lady and make this happen.

Because I got a
really good feeling.

What just happened?

You just screamed in my ear.

Excuse me, you speak English?

Yes, of course.

Because why would an
American bother learning

someone else's language?

Great.

We're looking for the
al Demerdah family.

Really?

Yeah.

You guys?

Are you sure?

Yeah.

[laughter]

OK.

Well maybe finish checking in
first, and clean yourselves up.

And if you want to try to
speak to Farouk al Demerdah,

you should go and
ask the residents

desk at the Emirates palace.

OK.
Hey.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good luck.

[laughter]

All right.

Chill with that, Al Broker.

Yo, how he going to say
that, and then laugh at us?

It's his outfit, bro.

Yeah, you should not
have worn that, bro.

They're wearing it wrong.

Yeah, see, I told you
not to wear the sarong.

Yo, yo, I seen
this place before.

This joint is huge.

Whoa.

And super rich.

Are you sure that's
the right place?

Emirates palace.

But it's a hotel.

Yeah, I think
it's their hotel.

No, no, no, no.

They on some George
Jefferson type shit.

Like, we're moving on up.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry.

This whole situation is just
fucking me up right now.

Don't do that.

And the Jeffersons did
not live in a hotel.

They lived in a deluxe apartment
in the sky on the East side.

Oh my God.

What the fuck was that?

It's where they
moved on up to.

The outfit and him
is embarrassing me.

All right.

Everything's going
to be all right.

When he moved on up,
he went to the East side.

No, no, no, no.

Stop.

Man, it's cold outside.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hello.

Is this the Colvin agency?

You represent Cam Weston, yes?

Yes, I do.

Awesome, I'm
doing an ad campaign

for major beverage companies.

Print, TV, social media.

OK.

I'm listening.

We've been seeing your videos,
and they're a little wild.

But we like wild.

I was wondering if
Cam could come in.

You know, Cam is
booked and busy.

Let me check his
calendar right now.

You know what?

It seems as though we have an
availability Friday at 4:00 PM.

How does that look?

Phenomenal.

Give me a second.

A major beverage
company, you said?

Yep.

I see your email here.

I'll shoot you a
message with details.

See you Friday.

Yes.
Yes.

Yes.
Yes.

This is Cam, leave a message.

Cam.

Pick up the phone.

It's Morrison.

I got some big news.

Call me back ASAP.

I got to get to the UAE.

I got to get to the UAE.

This is it.

I got to get to the UAE.

This is my moment.

This is it.
It's the UAE.

All right.
OK.

This is it.
We're doing this.

We're doing this.
OK.

We're doing this.

We're going to go to the UAE.

We're going to get Cam.

We're going to bring him back.

We're going to make
all this fucking money.

OK.

All right.

[music playing]

♪I need a billion,
billion, billion, billion.

♪I need a billion,
billion, billion, billion.

♪I need a billion,
billion, billion, billion.

That's it right there.

Oh.

Hello, welcome to the palace.

Do you have a reservation
number, please?

We're here for the
al Demerdah family.

I'm sorry.

And who are you?

We're close, personal
friends of Nef.

I mean, we go way back.

Nef, the daughter.

Yes, I know who Nefartari is.

But I don't know who you are.

Shane Books.

Could we get your name.

Fatima.

Fatima.

I'm sure there's
not a lot of people,

especially Americans, who would
even know where she lives.

Am I right?

I suppose you're right.

Oh, then.

Wouldn't it make sense
that they're expecting us,

and you're kind of
holding us up right now.

Kind of.

You know what?

I gave her the eyes.

You saw that?

I don't think
your eyes did it.

I was like "What your name?".

Thank you.

State your business.

Hello.

This is Cam Weston.

I'm here to see Nefertari.

Is she home?

Nefertari is
expecting no visitors.

Please
leave.

Hey, look.

I came all the way here
from America to see her.

Can you at least
tell her I'm here?

Look, I got 11 grand left.

And I will spend it
until it runs out.

And I will sleep in the street
just to get one more chance

to talk to her.

Hello, Cameron.

This is Nefertari's
father speaking to you.

You seem to keep
making wrong choices.

Show up here again, and
they will have you arrested.

- Mr--
- Goodbye.

Safe journey.

Farewell.

Americans.

And please don't come back.

Yo, back in Vision Central,
you said that's our money.

That's our 11 grand.

That's why we came over here.

Say, my name is Shane Brooks.

We've just got to
regroup, all right?

No, we ain't regrouping.

We've got more than $11,000.

He was talking about on hand.

Speaking of on hand,
I don't see a ring.

That's crazy.

I gave her my number already.

Oh, 911.

I'm popping.

You're not popping.

I'm popping.

You're Mary Poppins.

I'm pretty sure she
saw my YouTube channel.

Damn.

That's it.

Oh.

That look painful.

I mean, that's 11 feet.

That's not regulation.

Yeah, definitely 11 feet.

Yo.

OK.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

You know, physical exercise
gets your brain thinking.

You get your body moving,
you're going to come

up with some way to see her.

Honestly, if you want to
stay here, spend down to zero.

Shit, even sleep in the street,
I have nothing holding me back.

Look, man.

I love her, all right?

Her dad was right.

I made so many mistakes.

Ew.

We'll fix them.

But we're going to start
with fixing that shot.

Do you have a white dad?

I mean, it could be his mom.

It's not his mom.

Damn, I would love
to get views like this.

Sheesh.

Hey, you know what?

We're already out here.

We got these video phones.

Let's go out and shoot something
new and perk this guy up.

I got an idea.

What's up guys, it's
your boy, Shane Brooks.

You sure this is a good idea?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Good idea.

Bad idea.

We need this.

Meet the creator of Hip-Hopper
on his YouTube channel.

Between hashtag family,
actual family, and all the stuff

you've been going
through, I think

the boys need a little fun.

We're going all
the way up there.

I need to get on
Shane's Twitter.

I need to get all
the brands and stuff.

I need to make them
all come together.

We live, baby!

OK, Blade.

Let's do this.

[laughter]

Let's go.

And then I'm going
to combine them.

And throw them into
Vision Central.

Cam, models for runway.

Boom.

Cam does the robot like
an idiot on runway.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

I hate that I'm calling him
hot, but I'm going to do it.

Hot chef cooks for the homies.

What's up, guys?

It's your boy,
Shane Brooks here.

I just want to say thank you
so much for the 36 views.

You know what?

We're having fun.

And we're living it up.

Like this.

It's all going to be
extreme, right on this page.

That'll lead to Vision
Central too, OK?

Take this video
of Mike, throw it

on the page, so they'll be
able to see model house,

runway, clothes matching.

We're doing it.

I want to teach you
guys a few dance moves

in case you want to learn.

And I got to dedicate
this to KatieQ45.

Thank you so much
for all your support.

Hey, yo, they done
gave Shade a go-kart.

[laughs]

Yo, let's go.

Let's go.

Now, this may not be perfect,
because I'm a little banged up.

No, leave all those
excuses out of it.

All right?

Seize the day.

Hey, this is
Le'Veon Rooker here.

And this is my guy Shane Brooks.

And we're going to be here.

We're going to back him up.

Because we Vision
Central, right?

Yeah.

It goes where we go.

Anywhere the five
of us are together,

that's Vision Central.

So how about you show
them the vision, brother?

All right.

Did you say humph?

I say humph.

Oh, you got it down.

I got it now, brother.

Now show them what you do.

I'm with you, bro, though.

Look, it's crazy.

Hip hop is all
about being loose.

So let's loosen our arms first.

OK.

And wip, wipe, wipe.

Now we're going to put
the butter on the bread.

And wham.

Boom, boom, boom.

And slide that foot up.

We're going to drive the
whip, and come back, right?

And then flip that bottom lip.

Stop playing.

Stop playing with my boy, man.

[interposing voices]

Vision Central.

Right here.

We got all the Cam
stuff, that's going to go

organized like this, like this.

So it won't be extreme
right on this page.

I won in the slides.

I won.

I won that shit.

All right.

Ladies in our booth,
so I can give them that--

My God.

Yo, you need to chill
out with all that.

The only one that's going to
be doing that bang is your boy.

Now, who are you talking?

Yo.

This shit my work.

This shit my work, yo.

Ain't nobody here.

It's all good.

It's all good.

That wouldn't even make
the fridge in my house.

You don't have a fridge.

Everything's so abstract.

Cam Weston.

Why are you looking
so mopey, bro?

Why don't you tell
the people back home

what brought you here?

What we doing all the way on
the other side of the world?

Not right now, man.

Please.

Not in the mood.

But you could talk to me.

That's what brothers
are for, man.

I don't have anything to say.

I failed, I lost again.

I don't want to be like
this on camera, man.

My bad, bro.

My bad.

Let me try something.

Hey, y'all.

It's Le'Veon Rooker here.

And I'm sure you're
wondering what we're doing

on the other side of the world.

Look, I come from a pretty rough
family that doesn't support you

or your dreams.

We're, like, the definition
of dysfunctional.

And and that's why this--

us, is so important.

Because we brothers, and
we got to be there for you,

for each other.

You know, we didn't come
out here just to vacation.

We came out here because
we got your back, bro.

And we're going to
do this together.

Hashtag family?

Man, don't be a smart-ass.

All right.

What was that?

OK.

So, Cam Weston, what
brought you here?

The fact that I fucked
up so bad that I had to.

I came for my family.

The thought of being
without the one that I love,

it's like having a
vision without a purpose.

Like I walk down the runway,
just trying to look good.

But with Nef, she inspired
me to be purposeful.

And I fucked up.

So I'm here.

Now, can we please
turn this camera off?

Hey, bro.

I love you, man.

I love you too, man.

You love them phones too.

[laughter]

Yeah, I don't know.

I think it might catch on.

Thank you, man.

Yeah.

I can do my own thing.

I can get a job on my own.

And Cam?

Do you still love him?

He had big dreams, you know.

And he wanted to make
me a part of them.

But we might be together.

I don't really know if
he knows what that means,

or what it would take.

And I don't want to be
responsible for changing

his whole life.

I can't even figure out my own.

Hey, are you OK?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm just really tired, you know.

And I haven't slept.

Um, Nef, would
it change your mind

if he were here in the UAE?

Would you still say no.

Wait, is he here?

Take a look at this.

There is no way he
would have came here

and not tried to see you.

I fucked up.

You should talk to your dad.

My dad?

My dad.

I came for my family.

I never really thought about
having one, but now I do.

And the thought of being
without the one that I love--

So this is the
guy you left behind?

Maybe you left him for a reason.

And maybe my only
reason was a mistake.

His bleeding heart can't
pay your medical bills.

He's a pauper.

And I said nothing of a paupers'
potential to ascend class

through hard work and study.

But he's either incapable of
rising, or unwilling to try.

Unwilling?

It looks very much
like he's trying, Farouk.

Yes, he is trying.

He's here, isn't he?

And I'm going to see him.

He has nothing for you.

Passion.

Talent.

Intelligence.

Farouk.

[speaking foreign language]

Darling, calm yourself.

I trust him.

Then I raised the fool.

Then trust me.

Nefertari.

[speaking foreign language]

Look at me.

Look at me.

[speaking foreign language]

Yo, you see that shit?

That's wild.

Wow.

Yo, this place is beautiful.

I hope we don't go back.

Hey.

Oh, shit.

What?

Oh, shit.

I got 26,000 subscribers?

Looks like the
cat's out the bag.

Yeah, nigga.

Check the group page.

I'm on it.

Yo, bro.

That's nuts.

Yo, we have
630,000 subscribers.

Yo, fuck around.

Fuck around.

Yo, and that's
just in three days.

Yo.

Ow.

Guys, this is
going to be huge.

Man, fuck hashtag family.

It's us, brothers.

We're what's new.

I could start my
own cooking show.

Yeah.

I can open up my own studio.

Yeah, and we'll use
the money for my game

as the seed investment.

[interposing voices]

And I can finally
write my own roles,

and I can play any part I want.

However I want.

That's big.

This is what I
always wanted, bro.

Jesus Christ.

Yo!

They are just feeling
us for what we do.

Being us, man.

Being authentic.

That's all it is.

The audience is speaking, man.

It's a vibe, and we got it.

Who the fuck is that?

Well, it's not Victor Stanton.

Knocking at the door
like the goddamn police.

Better be room service.

630.

I'm coming.

Oh, come on, man.

Oh, I'm even happy to see you.

All five of my Power
Rangers in one place.

Whoo.

Coca-Cola wants this
pretty green-eyed

face on a Super Bowl ad.

I know.

He already knows, I told him.

You already told him?

I told you not to tell the guy.

Why are you not excited, man?

This ad will be enough
money for all of you guys

to have separate beds.

You'll be able to get more
beer darkening formula.

You guys will be able
to get deodorant.

This will be amazing, man.

This better not be
over some chick.

I'm going to go blow
up your bathroom.

And when I come out,
you better have a smile

on that pretty face of yours.

It's broken.

Repeat after me.

Mouthwash.

Use it.

Damn it.

All right.

I'm with you.

But maybe we should
hear him out.

Kind of sounds like
a big opportunity.

The meeting is on Friday.

The theme is social media stars.

Now, after this,
everybody and their mama

is going to be doing a vlog.

The window is short.

Morrison, I appreciate
everything you do.

I mean, Model House
was a waste of time.

Yeah, but it is paying
for this magnificent meal.

- Thank you.
- Toast to that.

Shane.

Got you.

But we came here
for a reason, man.

I'm not going to just give up.

All right?

I hear you, but we need to go.

You don't hear me.

Look, man.

My boy said no.

That means no means no.

Thank you.

[interposing voices]

Listen to me.

Are you seeing these goons?

What'd you do now?

It wasn't me.

What is this?

Cam Weston?

Yeah.

It's a good thing you posted
those videos on social media.

You made it easier for
us to track you down.

How do you know who I am?

Please come with me.

I have some bad
news, very bad news.

It's about my sister Nefertari.

Please come.

Wait.

Wait, what's wrong
with Nefertari, man?

You brought him here?

He came all the
way to see her.

Because it's the
honorable thing to do.

Why?

My God.

Do you aim to wake your daughter
by carrying on with this anger?

Because it seems that to me.

[speaking foreign language]

In your quest to
protect her, the strength

of your disapproval
is what put her here.

[speaking foreign language]

That's enough.

Sorry, Cam, please.

Farouk.

I'm sorry.

[speaking foreign language]

[speaking foreign language]

May I join you?

You know, family's
really important to her.

Sure, I'm telling you
something you already know.

But, it's something I thought
you may want to hear right now.

We moved around a
lot for the business.

For Nefertari, every time
she suffered a seizure.

Shortly after we moved
here, she had a grandma.

So I said, that's it.

We're staying here.

The UAE is our home.

And as it is, our
home values class.

And our class affords
us, essentially,

a stress-free life.

You know, we lived in hotels
when we couldn't pay rent.

$35 a night, on the
toys if you have to.

My class made me
impervious to stress.

I learned that word
when I was five.

You know, all the little
Black boys in Chicago

knew different words for tough.

I've been to
Chicago, before 9/11.

I thought I'd avoid the
US for a few months.

Now it's been six, seven years.

My class doesn't
matter in America.

Nefertari hasn't had any
episodes since she met you.

I'm not saying that
you are the cure.

Good.

Because I'm nobody's cure.

You look different.

It seems like you are
learning our culture.

I'm a quick
study when it comes

to something I care about.

As long as you
understand it will take

more than a change of clothes
to show me who you really are,

Cameron.

I understand, sir.

And I promise I will not
let you or your family down.

All right.

[speaking foreign language]

Father?

[speaking foreign language]

Nefertari.

I'm so sorry.

Sir, I'm sorry.

I mean no disrespect.

You guys see how she just--

Go ahead, bro.

Please, let's not act
like this is the first time.

We never leave
each other again.

What about the voicemail?

Forget about it.

Whatever comes our way, we
can weather it together.

You want to make
that official?

[music playing]

♪I got that Chi-town
magic

Again, all her.

♪Kid with class, but your
boy's still savage.

Say, this is the palace.

Marcy, Marcy. It's
this way.

I think it's over here.

This way.

Oh.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Hello, sir.

Hello.

How do you do, sir?

Please don't.

Oh.
[clears throat]

Gentlemen, Cam is
upstairs getting ready.

But after the engagement
party, I'm going to take you

on a grand tour around town.

OK.

Cars, clubs, restaurants.

All of it is on me.

Amazing.

Is there a kids'
area for this one?

A little Chuck E.
Cheese action for him?

Booster seats around
here for this one?

Please.

Please.

Do you have
golden booster seat?

Our staff will show
you to the courtyard,

and provide tonight's menu.

Our home is yours.

Thank you.

Can I see your kitchen?

I just-- I got to see it.

Yeah, he would love
to see your kitchen.

I would.

He's a bit of a
magician with food.

Whatever.

Yes.
Oh!

They got a toaster
oven in here.

For sure, man.

No, no, no, no, no.

[interposing voices]

Just don't break anything.

Don't--

They've got butlers.

This place has
so much potential.

You ever thought about
shooting music videos here?

You know Puff Daddy?

Yes, I know.

Morrison Colvin, CAA.

This business card is real.

Used to work for myself.

But now, following my
dreams with the big boys.

How many wives
can you have here?

Asking for a friend.

I have one.

But I can have more.

I guess we do get
a happily ever after.

Let's get through this
engagement party first.

We let the rest work itself out.

I'll always be
here for you, Nef.

In sickness and in health.

You never have to worry
about being alone.

So maybe we do get what we want.

Hey, hot shit model.

Remember when you was leaning
on that skinny ass tree?

Show me something, bro.

Come on, superstar.

Let's go.

Ooh!

[cheering]

A toast to Cam and Nef.

Hell, yeah.

OK.

Hey, Cam Weston.

My brother.

Yo, you're engaged.

We are halfway across the world.

We got thousands of followers
on our channel watching,

listening with us
now on this journey.

We got the platform
we've always wanted.

It's amazing.

But what matters is
that we got each other.

And that we keep
helping each other.

And making each other better,
making each other our best.

Keeping the Vision Central.

Amen.

Yes, sir.

We might not have made
it North of the 10 yet.

But I think we got
somewhere just as good.

And now, we got somebody
new to join our crew.

So what you got to say, brother?

Well, I remember back when
we all moved in together,

some of us were still
new to the city.

There was this party
downtown by the Sears Tower.

And we had to print
out the MapQuest.

This was before GPS.

Mike had this
horrible whoopdie.

Loved that whoopdie.

You know, but it's all good.

Because we got ready
and we crammed in.

B, it took forever
to print out the map.

Come on, the printer
was out of ink, bro.

It was a black and white.

Hey, hold up.
Wait.

Wait.

Let's not forget that when
Mike turned on the ignition,

the damn car wouldn't start.

Yeah.

Right.

And then Le'Veon
says, hey, y'all, we

are going to this party.

No car.

No map.

Just sitting there
stupid, trying to see

how to get to this party.

And I remember the question, how
do we get to the Sears Tower?

The tallest building
in our view.

Yeah, the car didn't start.
What, are we going to push it?

This guy.

This guy.

I recall somebody saying, just
look up and walk towards it.

Hey.

Cheers.

To Cam and Nef.

To Vision Central.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Love you, bro.

Cheers.

[music playing]

[keyboard typing]

[hip hop music playin]

♪

♪Got time on my hands.
put a couple

♪of miles on the Benz..

♪Fly to the coast.

♪North of the 10, better
fly private again.

♪It's the life that we chose.

Luxury and the shows.

We don't try to fit in.

Laid back Cadillac.

Kings the summertime.

It feels like the some
other time

Don't it feel like summertime?

Chi town, Lake shore, or Miami.

It's feeling sunshine

2020, come out.

It tried to kill my vibe.

Just clap your hands, let you
breathe, that you feel alive.

And that appeared to be
done, yet I'm still going.

To my sinners in the streets,
I hope you make it, homie.

It's that tick-tack flow.

It's that feel-good.
It's that just out of church and

the weather's good. It's that
cinematic landscape, brush.

Chicago.

I come up to the spot light.

Real slow.

10 miles an hour, but I hold on.

Now, say you can't be fly, we
still brace the most

While I sips on the night cap.

[voaclizing]

Put it in drive.

Let's go for a ride.

Livin' that fancy kind of
life

Cruisin' overnight

Livin' that fancy kind of
life

Yeah, It's the Hollywood livin

Take a little spin 'round
the city

And let me show you where I beet

House in the hills sittin' prety

You know I go for the win

From Long Beach to Inglewood

Now we known for the 10

Gotta check my fortunes again

Pinch myself to see if
it's real

Yea the fortunes is there

Ford Escort to getting escorted

The red carptets, complete 180
from where the rest started

Doin' numbers like a debt
audit.

Im on the jets touchin' down
in your city

without a ref on it

Catch it, come run it back
if you got left on it

I'm seeing bills in this jersey

with no Stef on it

You dig me?

One of the best doin' it

With me, hold up

I know my word shouldn't
hit the star

Let's go for a ride

Put it in drive

Let's go for a ride

Living that fancy kind of life

Everybody was rocking Adidas.

I was rocking XLR 8's.

Y'all won't even
know what that is.

But now I'm living
that fancy life, so.

Remember back when the
bitches showed no interest?

And no attention for the
niggas in your mentions.

We all starters now,
used to ride the benches.

Tight like the garter belt,
pull up to conventions.

And shout out to God,
I could value the cause

and make deposits
into anything I want.

I just charge.

We living large, to
just sit with the bars.

And you were seated,
every lyric spit

then build up the cause.

Because I've been around
the world three times.

From Malaysia, Japan,
with the peace sign.

Same nigga who used
to push the Nissan

But mama always told me
I would be fine.

Let's go for a ride

Put it in drive

Let's go for a ride

Living that fancy kind of life

I don't care if you got
Gordon Ramsay, God fury.

If you want Mike to cook at
this benefit, you got to pay us.

I don't care who's
dancing in the video.

Shane is unavailable.

I don't care if you're
doing black ops, white ops,

Super Mario, little Mario.

If you want Brandon to do
this game, you got to pay us.

Listen, I don't care if you
got a Michael B. Jordan,

Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan.

I don't give a fuck.

If you want Le'Veon in the
movie, send me the check.

[music playing]

We on swagger.

Shit.

[Spanish]

Let's go.

You catch me north of 10

Starving.

We messed up the line.

Can we go over?

Yeah, both of us.

Think.

Yeah.

You had one job, nigga.

To walk.

Shoulders.
Chest.

Pants.

Shoes.

Wipe me down.
Oh, shit.

Pat me down.
Fuck.

Wow.

Michael.

It's a slow day today, you
want more kitchen time?

Did Ray J and Kim Kardashian
make the movie of the year?

Honey, don't be
a jagg-off, OK?

[Rapping in Spanish

Give me a napkin or something

Get a napkin.

[interposing voices]

OK.

I thought that one
was going to walk in.

[laughter]

Hey, there.

Nef.

Oh, man.

I know I just got--

almost choked on my potato.

[Singing in Spanish]

But if-- what is
you laughing for, boy?

We're in the middle of a scene.

Why is you cracking up?

[laughter]

I'm sorry, Ryan I lost it.

I lost it.

Let's go.

You can't swim?

Can any of you all swim?

That's the thing people
don't know about Kanye.

His actual last name is East.

So I'm working on a new
Finding Nemo for Black people.

OK?

Finding Bebo.

All right, listen to
her, Kenny, so often

Oh.

OK.

OK.

I don't have a line, but--

Zip that shit up,
Breastly Snikes.

Wow.

You know what?

I forgot my last line.

I'm doing this wrong.

Hey, Morris chest pubes.

You coming back to the game?

Eedris Elbow, clock is ticking.

Hey, guy who fits
most descriptions,

you coming back or not?

You're not even worried,
because I fucked up that line.

You made it.

My bad.

Fuck, I was in it.

You just talked yourself
out of an arranged marriage.

Move, man.

It's broken.

[laughter]

All right, man.

Just stop spitting on my face.

[laughter]

This is for the
family, for the people.

[Rapping in Spanish]

You ever thought about
shooting music videos here?

I lost my business card.

If you ever find it, I'll be
able to do a scene with you.

If I didn't have
it, keep going.

I got a family.

he said "I'm gonna
say my line"

But he's taking my
fucking line away.

[music playing]

Texas, Cali, Puerto Rico

Fuck this.

I am supposed to be perfect.

My nanny was a
single mom, too.

So.

We don't say nanny.

We say house--

I don't know what they say.

Fuck.

Less.

Less thunder.

Less thunder.
Like--

Yeah.

Like--

Get off me, man.

What are you doing?

Oh, shit.

I forgot the line, my bad.

Something worse is happening.

[laughter]

[Singing in Spanish]

No, you can't get
the exclusive rights

to the wedding.

I already talked to Puffy.

We're selling it to Revolt.
Black owned business.

I know you want to do the Vision
Central made for TV movie.

But if you don't pay my
boys, we ain't doing it.

I don't give a fuck if you got
Ryan Lamar directing the movie.

Who the fuck does Ryan Lamar
think he is, Steven Spielberg?

Do you think I did 1,647
episodes of 106 and Park

to get treated like this?

They're going to pay that?

OK.

All right, that works.

These fucking assholes from
Red Gorilla Entertainment

got me sweating my ass
off in a shitty ass boat

on the South Side of Chicago.

You tell my agents I quit.

Cut.