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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,908 All right. Let's do it again from the top. 2 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,366 We can cue music. 3 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,887 Tomorrow night, superstar Kat Valdez 4 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,973 and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian 5 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,101 will make history when they perform 6 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:02,146 their new hit song "Marry Me" and exchange vows 7 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,816 in front of the whole world. 8 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,192 20 million people. 9 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,153 See you tomorrow. 10 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,570 I'll be the one in the veil. 11 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,864 And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me! 12 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,828 Okay, I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown 13 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,621 with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals. 14 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:21,581 I feel so grateful right now 15 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,126 that everything is the way it is. 16 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,501 I have a beautiful fiancé 17 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,420 who's so supportive and loving and... 18 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,106 I feel so grateful for the American fans because 19 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,132 they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way. 20 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,801 "Marry Me" is sweeping the country. 21 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:34,887 Planning the wedding show has been insane. 22 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,472 Strike that, the world. 23 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,450 Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage 24 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,475 in New York City tomorrow night, 25 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,270 and then jetting off to a private island 26 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,397 where they'll make, let's hope, more beautiful music together. 27 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,983 City National Bank, 28 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,317 bank of the stars, presents "Marry Me." 29 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,987 The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime. 30 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:54,698 And with me is Colin Calloway, her manager. How are you? 31 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,491 I'm very well, Justin. How are you? 32 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,328 I'm good. Now, I heard this was all Bastian's idea. 33 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,164 Uh, no, no, no, they-they both wanted to give 34 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,932 - something back to the fans. - You know, combined, 35 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,935 they have a social reach of over 200 million people? 36 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,545 Uh, yeah, of course I know that. I'm-I'm the manager. 37 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,756 - Uh... uh... - Who's a bridesmaid? 38 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,758 What about her exes? Will they be in the audience? 39 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,360 They got some people, uh, waiting for me, 40 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,301 so I'm just gonna go and deal with that. 41 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,094 - Just... - Bye, guys. 42 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,305 I hate dealing with managers. 43 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,897 Can somebody get this cart? 44 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,525 Can somebody help me? 45 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,361 It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni. 46 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,198 I mean, if you don't like it, I'll take it. 47 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:36,359 - Oh, that's beautiful. - Ah! 48 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,328 Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon. 49 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,537 - Okay. - Okay? 50 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,497 Oh, more flowers. 51 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,932 My God, this is insane. 52 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,793 This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park 53 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,378 stuffed with wedding gifts, including a stove. 54 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,838 - Someone got me a stove? - It's from a fan. 55 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:54,425 Who thinks I don't have a stove? 56 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,468 Yeah, Tyra? 57 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,010 Donate all of it. 58 00:02:57,929 --> 00:03:00,723 Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio. 59 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,558 Tom, the man himself. Talk to me. 60 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,395 Of course I've got some tickets for you, 61 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,895 even if we are completely sold out. 62 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,831 I don't think there's a single person in this city 63 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,733 who's not clamoring to come to this wedding. 64 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,485 Think this is one of my better lunches, 65 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,278 but you be the judge. 66 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,906 Dad, don't mess up my hair. 67 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:18,490 I thought that gave you good luck. 68 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,450 That was, like, a long time ago. 69 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,912 I think it was about a month ago. 70 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,579 How great is this? 71 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:28,084 Going to the same school together. 72 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,461 - Mm-hmm, great. - Oh, and, Lou, you probably 73 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,920 won't see that much of me. 74 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,340 I know that could be a problem for you, 75 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,925 but if you need to see me anytime... 76 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:37,801 I won't. 77 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,929 I like the independence. Good. 78 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,990 Oh, and you know the student that you're shadowing, Esther? 79 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,891 Full disclosure, Esther is in my math club, 80 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:49,062 but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join. 81 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,439 I'm not joining. 82 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,816 Tough audience. 83 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,990 Um, Dad? 84 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,034 - Can I go in alone? - Of course. 85 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,121 I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 86 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:08,582 If I could walk in alone, you know, for my street cred. 87 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,919 I love you! 88 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:20,261 You may be good at football, you may be good at track, 89 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,430 but when it comes to math clubs... 90 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:25,057 You better watch your back! 91 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,226 Coolidge Pi-thons attack! 92 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,062 Yes! 93 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,439 What's our number? 94 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,942 3.141592... 95 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,153 65839... 96 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,654 Percy, we got it. Good. 97 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:42,992 Okay, remember, if you sit in the question, 98 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,701 the answer will find you. 99 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:46,704 Terrific job today. I love the energy. 100 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,163 I'm telling you, if we bring that 101 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,665 to the Mathalon finals, we win the... 102 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,627 - Oh, Esther, you got a second? - Yeah. 103 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,504 How's Lou doing? She good? 104 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:55,963 I think so. 105 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,691 You know, she's great at math, so at some point, 106 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,360 I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking 107 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:00,759 about maybe joining the Pi-thons. 108 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:02,470 'Cause, you know, at her last school, 109 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:04,346 she made it to the Mathalon finals. 110 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:06,223 Really? She never mentioned that. 111 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,185 Ah, you know, that's the thing. She's really shy. 112 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,728 Oh, not at all. She was telling me about her vacation 113 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,814 and about this guy named David. 114 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,815 David? My ex's new husband? 115 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,733 - What did she say about him? - Oh... 116 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:18,276 It doesn't matter. Never mind. 117 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,197 Actually, go ahead. Tell me. 118 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,656 Oh, just that he's awesome 119 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,617 and no matter what they do, it's always cool 120 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,120 - and exciting and, you know... - Fun. 121 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,495 - Yeah. - Gotcha. 122 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:30,540 - All right. - Okay. Thanks, Esther. 123 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,792 I guess they're going cave diving. 124 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,920 - Hmm. Cave diving. - Yeah. 125 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:40,091 Where? 126 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,012 In a stairwell, spying on your daughter. 127 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,552 - Really? - We're not spying. 128 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,221 We're-we're just watching from a distance. 129 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:47,764 We're not spying. 130 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:49,808 Look, she had a hard time at her last school. 131 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,560 I just want to make sure she's okay. 132 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,439 So, what, you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids? 133 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,108 Parker, you're supposed to set a good example 134 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,901 as the guidance counselor. 135 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,612 I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone. 136 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:06,158 Jesus, kids still do the robot? 137 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,288 - Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone? - Guilty. 138 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,329 What's "Marry Me"? 139 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,249 It's Kat and Bastian's new song. 140 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,976 - It's everyone's new song. - It's my new song. 141 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,853 - It's not mine. - People are gonna propose to it. 142 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,355 They're gonna post videos of themselves 143 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,838 dancing to it down the aisle. 144 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,423 - Are you ready to be jealous? - Yes. 145 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:24,427 I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex-girlfriend 146 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,737 - to their concert/wedding. - Shut up. 147 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:28,014 Where she's gonna look at me and say... 148 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,348 Hi, baby. 149 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,766 Hi, love. 150 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,019 - Did you see my post? - No. You post something? 151 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,403 So, do you like it? 152 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,697 I love it. 153 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,408 I love you. 154 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,076 I love you more, baby. 155 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,245 - When'll you be home? - About an hour. 156 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,956 You know there's about a thousand people 157 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,957 - in this apartment right now? - What? 158 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,711 I know. 159 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,298 20 million? 160 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,841 Yeah, of course. 161 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,636 Oh, my God. This has gotten so out of control. 162 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,055 Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait. 163 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:11,848 Yeah, I just... 164 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:15,185 now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere. 165 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:16,728 No, my love. 166 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:19,439 You deserve the biggest wedding in the world. 167 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:23,194 And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives. 168 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:26,822 - Can't wait. - I can't wait either, baby. 169 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,538 Where's Kat? 170 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,831 An interview in ten minutes. 171 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,168 Look what I just found. 172 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:41,420 Scoot over. 173 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,505 I was just looking through some old pictures. 174 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:45,966 - Uh-huh? - And look at this one I saw 175 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:49,345 of you, me and Mom in Jamaica, parasailing. 176 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:50,762 We went parasailing? 177 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,348 Do you not remember? 178 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,682 I mean, to be honest, 179 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:55,518 I don't remember you together at all. 180 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,273 Well, we were, and we had fun. 181 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,024 I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy. 182 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:07,487 I was, and I am a fun guy. 183 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,367 But, you know, 184 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:15,370 it's not just about fun. 185 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:17,165 It's-it's harder than that. 186 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:19,375 It's work. It's... 187 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,961 Well, think about Tank. 188 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,963 When Tank was a puppy. 189 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,380 - You remember that? - Yeah. 190 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:26,841 You remember how fun he was 191 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,718 and playing tug-of-war with the Frisbee 192 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,720 and him jumping around? 193 00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:34,389 And now he's old, and his eyes don't work, 194 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:37,018 and you don't know how many good years he has left, 195 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:39,227 - but you still... - Dad, is Tank dying? 196 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,897 No. No. 197 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,566 I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good. 198 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,777 I got a little off track. 199 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,403 I was just... What I meant is that 200 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:52,240 love is about sacrifice and the day-to-day. 201 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:55,202 Um, Dad, uh, can I go to sleep now? 202 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:57,788 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 203 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,706 - Okay. Good night. - Okay. 204 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,333 Night. 205 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,673 Last time she was here, Kat Valdez, 206 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,301 who let's just say is no stranger to weddings... 207 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,013 said she wanted to do something smaller, 208 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,264 understated, intimate, 209 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:19,059 with just, say, 5,000 of their closest fans. 210 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,645 I mean friends. 211 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,440 Just a simple wedding for a simple gal. 212 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,317 Just like Mom's wedding was. 213 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,153 Hey, good morning, New York. 214 00:09:29,195 --> 00:09:30,947 It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you. 215 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,173 Kat and Bastian fans, 216 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,825 it's Enrique Santos with you. 217 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,244 Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian 218 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,788 will give it all they got and tie the knot. 219 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:40,182 Today is the big day. 220 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:41,999 That shit is crazy, man. 221 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,459 "Then on the shore" 222 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,253 "Of the wide world I stand alone, and think 223 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:49,173 Till love and fame to nothingness do sink." 224 00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:51,759 It's Keats. You think he'll like it? 225 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:54,386 If somebody explains it to him, yeah. 226 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,971 It's beautiful. 227 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,682 Oh, today is your wedding day! 228 00:09:58,725 --> 00:10:00,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 229 00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,144 Get it, get it, get it. 230 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:03,730 Tomorrow would've been our anniversary. 231 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,605 You guys went out for what, two weeks? 232 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,150 17 days, if you include the breakup. 233 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,610 And she dumped me with a text. 234 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,154 So rude. 235 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:15,198 Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight. 236 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,286 Parker, I'm not a big concert person. 237 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,121 Listen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, 238 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,831 and you don't even get it. 239 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:24,583 This is Halley's Comet. 240 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,711 It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body. 241 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:27,836 It's very rare. 242 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,463 Okay, I've got Lou tonight. 243 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,256 Good. I've got three tickets. 244 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,759 Bring her. 245 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,095 Maybe she'll think you're fun. 246 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,182 We love you, Kat! 247 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,350 Thank you so much for being here 248 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:49,729 on such a monumentally special occasion. 249 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,898 How's everybody feeling tonight? 250 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,488 Are there any Latinos in the house? 251 00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:04,869 Well, I am looking for one in particular. 252 00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:10,457 Yes. 253 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,460 Ooh, hold this. 254 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,923 Hey, Roxy, check out my new best friends. 255 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,884 Oh, yeah, and suck it! 256 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:25,056 That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife. 257 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:28,100 I should've worn my onesie. 258 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,019 Charlie. 259 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,740 Yeah. 260 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:44,866 Something's wrong. 261 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,369 Where? 262 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:47,995 Page Six. 263 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,876 Are you guys ready for the wedding? 264 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,267 - Where's Tyra? - In Bastian's dressing room. 265 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,894 - Ah, perfect. - Dancers, to the stage in five! 266 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:25,198 Mel! Where's Mel? 267 00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,121 What's everybody looking at? 268 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,542 Oh. I know the groom is not 269 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,626 supposed to see the bride before the wedding. 270 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,047 Can I just say, "Wow." 271 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,630 No. 272 00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:43,091 Ladies and gentlemen... 273 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:47,179 the moment you've all been waiting for. 274 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:58,106 - What's the matter? - Mm, everything's fine. 275 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,293 - Something's weird. - Nothing to worry about. 276 00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,692 What's everybody looking at? 277 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,986 - Forget about them. - Give me your phone. 278 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,405 Now! 279 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,158 It might not be real. 280 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,288 "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 281 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,706 A Page Sixexclusive: 282 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,418 An anonymous poster sent us this hot video 283 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,211 that's gonna blow your mind. 284 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,630 Kat Valdez's husband-to-be Bastian 285 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:25,301 was caught cheating on her with her assistant. 286 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,937 Can I get a witness? 287 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,855 "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 288 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,482 "Marry Me!" 289 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,015 Uh, can you stop the music? 290 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,602 Oh, shit. 291 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,023 And, um, can you turn up the house lights? 292 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,403 Yeah. 293 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,618 - We love you, Kat! - We love you, Kat! 294 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,370 - Kat, we love you! - Kat! 295 00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:38,165 - I'm okay. - Kat, you're a goddess! 296 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,669 I'm told that, uh... 297 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,383 20 million people are 298 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:51,053 supposed to watch me sing "Marry Me" 299 00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:53,096 to the love of my life... 300 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,561 and then watch as we take our vows. 301 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,606 I didn't know she was gonna do this. 302 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:03,774 Beautiful. 303 00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:05,484 So it's only natural 304 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,737 that I would want to see who I'm talking to. 305 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,238 We love you! 306 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,948 Kat, we love you! 307 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,785 Probably didn't know about this either, did you? 308 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:16,037 Only natural that I say something, 309 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,413 if not about marriage, 310 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,875 then about... love. 311 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,421 Because that's what we're all looking for, right? 312 00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,257 - Love? - Yes! 313 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,925 A Page Sixexclusive... 314 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,805 We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that... 315 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:40,478 we forget what our love actually is. 316 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:48,611 A lie. 317 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,613 It's okay! We love you! 318 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,156 A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago 319 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:56,493 that you forgot that wasn't real. 320 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:03,459 But deep down, you knew. 321 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,751 We love you, Kat. 322 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,422 We love you, Kat! 323 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,340 We love you! 324 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,300 She's making a fool of herself. 325 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:14,220 No. 326 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,055 Somehow you knew. 327 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,432 You did that. 328 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:23,019 You realize that it wasn't love at all. 329 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,064 You were just in love 330 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:29,317 with the idea of who you wanted that person to be. 331 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,864 But you can't marry an idea. 332 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:42,248 You know, they say, if you want something different, 333 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,875 you have to do something different. 334 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:51,257 So this time, for the first time, 335 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,550 you make a different choice. 336 00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:59,973 You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall. 337 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:05,229 And you just... 338 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,365 say yes. 339 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,126 Why not? 340 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,296 Sure. 341 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,924 I'll marry you. 342 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,550 You. 343 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,888 Dad. Dad, that's you. 344 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,557 I thought it would be Bastian, 345 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,476 but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker. 346 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:45,310 Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask. 347 00:19:45,353 --> 00:19:46,622 - Is this for real? - Yeah, it's for real! 348 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,230 Jesus H. She's talking to you. 349 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,898 Charlie, go! Go! 350 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:52,609 - Go. Go! - Go! Go! Go! 351 00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,737 Go! Go! Go! 352 00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:31,982 Oh, my God. 353 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,951 Do you, Katrina Valdez, 354 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:45,121 take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband? 355 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:48,290 And I mean really take him. Think hard, girl. 356 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,462 - I do. - Wait, what? 357 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,590 And do you, some guy, 358 00:20:56,632 --> 00:21:00,053 take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife? 359 00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,304 No! Bastian! 360 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,555 - Do it! - Yeah! 361 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,808 It's on you, bro. 362 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,858 Say yes! 363 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,152 Okay. 364 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,613 We'll take "okay." 365 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,531 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 366 00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:24,035 I now declare you... 367 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,994 husband and wife. 368 00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:58,819 Kat. 369 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:00,404 Get the hell away from me. 370 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,882 - Can I just explain... - I'm serious! 371 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,950 - Get her out of here! - Clear this area. 372 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,951 - Everybody out, please. - What's going on? 373 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,787 What happened? 374 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,539 Baby... 375 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:14,794 Screw you, Bastian! 376 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,313 We got in that fight in Miami, 377 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,397 then you told me to get out. 378 00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:18,481 Oh, so this is all my fault? 379 00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:19,715 It's nothing. It was nothing. 380 00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:21,234 Get me out of here. 381 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:22,903 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just... -Wait. 382 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,762 Who the hell do you think you are, man? Some fan? 383 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,723 No, I'm not a fan. Just... 384 00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:29,182 Well, I mean, I am now. 385 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,743 Okay. We're done. You lot, get your phones down. 386 00:22:30,768 --> 00:22:32,686 Show's over. Go, go, go. 387 00:22:32,729 --> 00:22:33,955 Carl, take these two round the back. 388 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,374 I'll have you send decoys round the front. 389 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,837 - Listen. - Just get him out of here! 390 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,527 Hey, move. Move. 391 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,796 Hold him there. Hold him there. 392 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,220 - Terry, I'm-I'm good. - Whoa, whoa. 393 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:11,099 That was crazy. 394 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,606 I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say 395 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:20,276 or what just happened, but I know on some level 396 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:23,112 you must have really cared about that guy. 397 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,782 I was marrying him. 398 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,576 Good point. 399 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,250 He's going to age badly. 400 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,298 No, he's not. 401 00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:43,840 Yeah, you're right. 402 00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:46,385 He's probably just gonna get better looking. 403 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:54,977 I'm really sorry about all this. 404 00:23:57,438 --> 00:23:59,523 Me, too. 405 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,037 You gonna be okay? 406 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:16,833 Jeff will take you home. 407 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,000 Okay. Good night. 408 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,512 Charlie, finally. 409 00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:32,013 Hey. How's Lou? 410 00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:33,974 She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you? 411 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,852 I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home. 412 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:37,686 Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it? 413 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:39,373 Oh, my God. You are everywhere. 414 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,940 Online, on television, on... 415 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,482 What do you mean "television"? 416 00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:44,211 Did you hear Kat Valdez got married 417 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,921 to a different stranger at the concert tonight? 418 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,381 Do you believe that? 419 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,073 On the way home from the concert tonight, 420 00:24:49,115 --> 00:24:51,241 Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert, 421 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:53,577 then married her Uber driver, and then... 422 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:57,164 Now he's-he's driving them to the honeymoon 423 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,375 in Turks and Caicos, where she will marry the bellboy. 424 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,502 It's very... It's all... It's all happening... 425 00:25:02,545 --> 00:25:04,588 Kat Valdez y Bastian... 426 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,761 There you are. 427 00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:16,267 You need anything? 428 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:22,355 Just... 429 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,817 tell me it didn't happen. 430 00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:28,988 Why do I always pick the wrong guy? 431 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,993 I let everyone down. 432 00:25:35,036 --> 00:25:37,747 No, no. No, you didn't. 433 00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,707 I can't get out of my own way. 434 00:25:39,749 --> 00:25:41,625 Oh, come here. Come here. 435 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,294 It's all right. 436 00:25:43,336 --> 00:25:45,755 We'll figure it out. 437 00:25:45,797 --> 00:25:47,298 I promise. 438 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,800 I promise. 439 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,511 We'll figure it out. 440 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:55,722 Well, the good news is there was a wedding last night. 441 00:25:55,765 --> 00:25:58,851 The bad news is it was not a joke. 442 00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:00,519 I have two things to say. 443 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,105 First, Kat, we love you... 444 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,355 It's Bastian. 445 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,941 He says he just needs five minutes. 446 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,651 Hang up and turn that off. 447 00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:08,528 I got to go. 448 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,404 God, he's unbelievable. 449 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,655 What now? 450 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,074 Well, he's going to Puerto Rico. 451 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,866 He says he needs to get his head together. 452 00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:15,992 Whatever. 453 00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,619 Kat, he was crying. 454 00:26:17,662 --> 00:26:19,413 Not helping. 455 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,336 You all right? 456 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:27,755 No. 457 00:26:27,797 --> 00:26:30,133 Okay, well, I did a bit of digging last night, 458 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:32,801 and it turns out, out of 10,000 potential dumpster fires, 459 00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:35,304 you picked a decent, straight, single father 460 00:26:35,346 --> 00:26:37,432 with no criminal record, and get this, 461 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,557 he's a maths teacher. 462 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,933 - And that's good? - It's great. 463 00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:41,309 He's not gonna be a problem. 464 00:26:41,352 --> 00:26:42,603 I say we offer $5,000, 465 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,981 get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over. 466 00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:49,192 Or... 467 00:26:50,153 --> 00:26:51,863 Or? 468 00:26:53,698 --> 00:26:55,825 Or I could stay married to him. 469 00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:00,788 You're kidding. 470 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,833 You're kidding. 471 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,792 You're not kidding. 472 00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:07,336 Y-You can't. We can't. 473 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:08,671 It-it's not legal. 474 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:09,963 We didn't file papers. 475 00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:11,423 So file the papers. 476 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:12,633 Wha... 477 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,595 I mean, play the record through here. 478 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:16,971 I started something last night, 479 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:19,557 and if I don't finish it, I look crazy. 480 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,308 "Er." You'll look crazier. 481 00:27:22,602 --> 00:27:24,353 Namaste. 482 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,521 Yeah, we got to get out in front of this. 483 00:27:26,564 --> 00:27:29,232 Now, he thinks he can publicly humiliate me? 484 00:27:29,275 --> 00:27:30,526 Screw him. 485 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:34,072 This is a manic response to an insane situation. 486 00:27:34,113 --> 00:27:36,199 No, we have to change the narrative. 487 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,034 All right? I'm not marrying him forever. 488 00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:41,037 It's just for a month, a... a few months. 489 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,829 Now, presuming the man you married 490 00:27:42,872 --> 00:27:45,374 doesn't have a girlfriend or a life, 491 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,501 and presuming I can get him to agree, 492 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,462 I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world. 493 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:52,382 You don't want to be a joke. 494 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,134 I don't want to be the punch line. 495 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:59,388 We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment 496 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,265 and just say... 497 00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:06,104 "Nothing else has worked." 498 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,317 "Maybe this will." 499 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,034 You know what they say to do 500 00:28:20,076 --> 00:28:21,993 when your car's skidding out of control, Colin? 501 00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:25,163 Close your eyes and pray? 502 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,126 Hit the gas and turn into it. 503 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:30,627 Wait, what are you saying? 504 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,046 Rethink the paradigm. 505 00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:34,048 We're not selling the world a fairy tale. 506 00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,730 We're taking the fairy tale off the table. 507 00:28:35,758 --> 00:28:36,943 That's what you did last night. 508 00:28:36,968 --> 00:28:38,594 - That's what I did? - Yeah. 509 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,614 Look, I was just trying to help someone who seemed like 510 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,240 they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown. 511 00:28:42,265 --> 00:28:43,784 We're calling it a break from tradition. 512 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,602 A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd 513 00:28:46,644 --> 00:28:48,895 and you, my friend, picked her. 514 00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:50,772 I don't even know her. 515 00:28:50,815 --> 00:28:53,276 Kat Valdez is a legend. 516 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:54,277 Self-made. 517 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,944 She was raised by a single father 518 00:28:55,987 --> 00:28:57,989 who died before she had any kind of success. 519 00:28:58,029 --> 00:28:59,740 Now she's a woman north of 35 520 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,034 in a business that marginalizes women at any age. 521 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:03,994 People love their artists to bare their souls, 522 00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:05,704 then vilify them if they go too far. 523 00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:07,957 Well, I'm not gonna let them do that to her. 524 00:29:07,999 --> 00:29:10,125 - And I'm asking you to help me. - How? 525 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,836 Stand beside her for three months. 526 00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:13,939 And what does she think about this? 527 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:15,256 It was her idea. 528 00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:18,134 - She had the idea for... - Yeah. 529 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:20,303 What if we offered you $10,000? 530 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:22,637 No, no, no. Wrong approach. 531 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,515 Offer him, like, a fundraiser. 532 00:29:24,557 --> 00:29:25,599 He'll go for that. 533 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:27,268 Oh. Hi. 534 00:29:27,309 --> 00:29:29,019 Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two... 535 00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:30,520 Ew, gross. No. 536 00:29:30,563 --> 00:29:33,148 Parker Debs, guidance counselor. Same school. 537 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,692 How about, uh, we host a fundraiser for your math club? 538 00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:37,653 Don't answer that. Okay. 539 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,322 What about if it's, like, 540 00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:41,990 instead of three months, it's six months, 541 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,285 and it could be, like, a whole math wing? 542 00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,828 I'm thinking about the children. 543 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:48,122 Yeah, this is ridiculous. 544 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,664 I don't think anyone's gonna believe 545 00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:52,000 that she's gonna go from Bastian to me. 546 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:53,519 - That's a good point. - Well, the fact is 547 00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:55,380 that she did go from Bastian to you. 548 00:29:55,421 --> 00:29:56,631 Counterpoint. 549 00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:58,352 We're not pretending you're in love. 550 00:29:58,383 --> 00:30:00,009 We're just gonna say that you're getting 551 00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:01,760 to know each other, and if it goes further, 552 00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:02,904 then great, and if it doesn't... 553 00:30:02,929 --> 00:30:04,471 It won't. Come... 554 00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:07,016 - Not with that attitude. - Well, then it doesn't have to. 555 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,684 This is about this moment. 556 00:30:09,727 --> 00:30:13,189 Managing the media frenzy until things die down. 557 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:14,773 I have a daughter. 558 00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:17,692 I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus. 559 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:19,820 I can assure you, we won't impinge 560 00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:22,240 on your life whatsoever. 561 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,759 How does it feel to not be a nobody? 562 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:25,660 How do you feel about her being so much hotter 563 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:27,702 - than you, Charlie? - Hey, Charlie! Right here! 564 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,971 Hey, Charlie, are you gonna go through with this? 565 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,038 Where's the honeymoon? 566 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,749 Did you get a good look at him? 567 00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,375 Yeah. He's cute. 568 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:34,460 What? 569 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,503 - He's fine. - Hey. 570 00:30:36,546 --> 00:30:39,132 Charlie, come in. 571 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:40,967 Oh, she's right there. Jesus. 572 00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:42,884 Come over, guys. 573 00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:44,846 Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie. 574 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:46,638 - Hi. Oh. - How are you? Oh. 575 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:50,434 - Okay. - I'm Parker. 576 00:30:50,476 --> 00:30:52,936 I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert, 577 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:54,396 - so I'm-I'm... - Yep. 578 00:30:54,439 --> 00:30:55,665 Basically, I guess I'm responsible 579 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:57,041 for this whole thing. 580 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:58,567 Hi, Parker. 581 00:30:58,608 --> 00:30:59,818 Hey, Kat. 582 00:30:59,861 --> 00:31:00,819 Hi. 583 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:02,404 Would you do me a favor, 584 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,365 uh, just two seconds, and just say, 585 00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:05,759 - "Roxy, you really blew it"? - Oh. Oh. 586 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:08,493 Today Showis a go at 10:00 on Tuesday. 587 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:10,096 - Sorry. - They want, uh, um... 588 00:31:10,121 --> 00:31:11,455 Um, Charlie. 589 00:31:11,497 --> 00:31:14,541 Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London. 590 00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:16,419 - Kat. - Excuse me one second. 591 00:31:16,461 --> 00:31:18,046 - I just have to take a call. - Okay. 592 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,731 - Bye, Kat. - Everything's set up... 593 00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:21,983 - She's like a real person. - All right, so what's going on? 594 00:31:22,008 --> 00:31:23,593 Uh, we're booking interviews all week. 595 00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:25,219 Uh-huh. I thought that's what today was. 596 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,613 No, no. Today's more of a press conference. 597 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:28,096 But throughout the next few weeks, 598 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:29,657 we're gonna have some sit-downs and B roll 599 00:31:29,682 --> 00:31:31,367 and news outlets following us, charting the progress 600 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,060 as you two get to know each other. 601 00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:34,228 It's all in your email. 602 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,938 I don't check my emails a lot. 603 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,339 How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email? 604 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:40,609 Easy. I can't do anything 605 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:42,944 between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday, 606 00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:44,572 and I have math club after school, 607 00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:46,449 and three days a week, I have my kid. 608 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:48,343 Beyond that, I'm pretty much available. - 609 00:31:48,366 --> 00:31:50,787 - So, sorry... - Melissa. 610 00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:52,872 Melissa, you're gonna have to move The Today Show. 611 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:53,998 What? Excuse me? 612 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:55,333 We don't move The Today Show. 613 00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:57,751 We move for The Today Show. 614 00:31:57,794 --> 00:31:59,145 He's gonna have to shift his schedule. 615 00:31:59,170 --> 00:32:00,253 Okay, I'll-I'll handle it. 616 00:32:00,296 --> 00:32:02,131 Okay, I can handle my own life. 617 00:32:02,173 --> 00:32:03,633 I can help him handle it. 618 00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:06,301 Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you be posting Vitamix? 619 00:32:06,344 --> 00:32:08,054 That's Tyra's job. 620 00:32:08,096 --> 00:32:09,846 Oh. Right. 621 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:11,575 Morning, everybody. I don't know about you guys, 622 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,493 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 623 00:32:13,518 --> 00:32:16,061 I also love to have fresh juice. 624 00:32:16,104 --> 00:32:18,439 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 625 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,817 I take my fresh greens, mix and go. 626 00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:23,528 Okay, look, I hate to interrupt an artist 627 00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:25,422 while she's juicing, but we're gonna have to draw 628 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:27,280 a hard line when it comes to the students 629 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:29,157 - and the schedule, okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 630 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,160 You're a little shiny. 631 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,538 Awesome. Let's take a selfie. 632 00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:36,124 I don't feel comfortable. 633 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:38,434 -I really don't feel like this is my world. -It's natural. 634 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:40,336 It just feels like everyone walking around 635 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:41,671 is, like, a sycophant. 636 00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:44,006 Everything in her life is sponsored. 637 00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:46,884 -I know, but don't ruin this for me. -No, but listen to me. 638 00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:48,845 - I... - Hey. 639 00:32:48,885 --> 00:32:50,680 - How we doing? - I'm sorry. 640 00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,765 I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out. 641 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:53,932 It's just perspective. 642 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:55,559 No, it's not just perspective. 643 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:57,686 You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals, 644 00:32:57,729 --> 00:32:59,080 a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies, 645 00:32:59,105 --> 00:33:00,565 but that's not the full... 646 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:02,417 Well, I mean, is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean... 647 00:33:02,442 --> 00:33:03,526 Look up. 648 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:05,193 Look, I-I don't mean to be negative, 649 00:33:05,236 --> 00:33:07,446 but I'm not a big social media person. 650 00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:09,449 I feel it's kind of a distorted reality. 651 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:11,534 I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk. 652 00:33:11,576 --> 00:33:13,869 No, come on. I see it all the time in my students. 653 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,806 - It's... - Kat's ready to walk. 654 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,205 Okay, she's ready. 655 00:33:17,248 --> 00:33:18,599 Social media can also reach people. 656 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:20,460 - No, I know. Yeah. - It can be a tool. 657 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,461 You know what a tool is, though, right, Charlie? 658 00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:25,088 - Okay. Thank you, Melissa. - Burn. 659 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,384 I know this is a lot. 660 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:30,385 Just go out there and be yourself. 661 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:32,346 Myself probably wouldn't be here, but... 662 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:34,265 Listen, if you don't want to do this... 663 00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:37,518 Uh, what, then I leave? 664 00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:39,103 I thought you said he was into this. 665 00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:41,105 - He is. - He can hear you. 666 00:33:41,146 --> 00:33:42,249 Ladies and gentlemen, 667 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,317 Kat Valdez and her new husband, 668 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:45,609 Charlie Gilbert. 669 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,241 So, you think it's romantic 670 00:33:53,284 --> 00:33:54,576 marrying a complete stranger? 671 00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:58,205 Uh, impulsive, without a plan. 672 00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:00,249 But, hey, look where my plans got me. 673 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,626 So, you just 674 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,420 threw caution to the wind and thought... 675 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:06,672 I didn't think, actually. 676 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:07,757 It was a moment. 677 00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:09,425 You're banking a lifetime on a moment? 678 00:34:09,467 --> 00:34:11,552 No, I'm banking a moment on a moment. 679 00:34:11,594 --> 00:34:14,514 Get enough of those, and that's a lifetime. 680 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:15,931 You know nothing about each other. 681 00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:17,432 Did you think twice? 682 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:18,518 Charlie? 683 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,394 Mm, people meet randomly all the time. 684 00:34:20,436 --> 00:34:22,271 At a... at a bar or... 685 00:34:22,313 --> 00:34:23,815 Online. 686 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,483 Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven. 687 00:34:25,525 --> 00:34:27,318 Uh... 688 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,445 I mean, why is this any crazier? 689 00:34:29,487 --> 00:34:32,155 To state the obvious, you got married. 690 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,494 Yeah, and... 691 00:34:36,536 --> 00:34:39,288 Now we get to know each other. 692 00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:42,041 - But not as man and wife? - Uh, no. 693 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,793 That would be nuts. 694 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:45,168 Just for her. 695 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,797 For me, it would be pretty amazing. 696 00:34:49,382 --> 00:34:51,134 Last night, I held up a friend's sign 697 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:53,427 asking a woman to marry me, 698 00:34:53,469 --> 00:34:57,806 and she said yes, and I did, and... 699 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:00,893 you know, I did it not, 700 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:02,728 you know, because she was beautiful... 701 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,731 Well, maybe a little... 702 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:07,358 um, but it just seemed like, 703 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,485 in the moment, the right thing to do. 704 00:35:09,527 --> 00:35:13,572 So, what, you just saw each other and said yes? 705 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,326 Yes. 706 00:35:19,161 --> 00:35:21,246 And that doesn't seem frivolous? 707 00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:25,376 Historically, marriage was transactional. 708 00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:27,961 It was about expanding your empire, 709 00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:30,840 and a woman's value was based on what she brought. 710 00:35:30,882 --> 00:35:33,717 Like, "You give me a heifer, and I'll give you my daughter." 711 00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:37,012 It's terrible. I know. 712 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:39,056 That's... Uh, you know, I didn't come up with it. 713 00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:42,726 But it really was a business deal, 714 00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:45,146 and it wasn't designed to be about love, 715 00:35:45,188 --> 00:35:49,192 and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now. 716 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:51,693 This is your second marriage, right, Charlie? 717 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,445 You wouldn't want to fail again. 718 00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,744 Well, you haven't lived unless you've failed, Bill. 719 00:35:59,786 --> 00:36:02,079 You should know that from your time at CNBC. 720 00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:06,666 Listen, what we did was crazy... 721 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,710 We know that... but, you know, 722 00:36:08,753 --> 00:36:11,713 it was just truly a leap of faith. 723 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:15,050 The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women. 724 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:17,762 I mean, why do we have to wait for men to propose? 725 00:36:17,804 --> 00:36:20,347 Why is everything on his terms? 726 00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:23,016 No, I think it is time to shake things up. 727 00:36:23,059 --> 00:36:24,893 How about this? We pick the guy, 728 00:36:24,936 --> 00:36:28,398 we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay. 729 00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:36,697 That was terrific. 730 00:36:36,739 --> 00:36:38,282 No, no, seriously. Oh, and listen. 731 00:36:38,324 --> 00:36:39,574 Don't worry about Tuesday. 732 00:36:39,617 --> 00:36:40,927 We'll adjust our schedule around yours. 733 00:36:40,952 --> 00:36:42,471 - It'll be fine. - Thanks. I appreciate it. 734 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:43,806 - No, of course. - We'll try not to 735 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:45,498 turn your life upside down too much. 736 00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:47,500 I think it might be a little too late for that. 737 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,251 I mean, do you ever get used to this? 738 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:53,922 Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere? 739 00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:55,925 I don't know. Some days, you barely notice. 740 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:59,804 Other days, you feel like... a panda in a zoo. 741 00:37:01,179 --> 00:37:03,266 You should know that up front. 742 00:37:03,306 --> 00:37:04,474 Got it. 743 00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:05,726 Where you off to now? 744 00:37:05,768 --> 00:37:08,271 Oh, London, for a meeting. 745 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,773 And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog, 746 00:37:10,815 --> 00:37:13,735 which pretty much sums it up. 747 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:16,987 I'll see you at the next photo op? 748 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:19,449 Okay. 749 00:37:19,489 --> 00:37:21,409 Don't forget to check your schedule. 750 00:37:21,451 --> 00:37:23,286 I got it. 751 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:25,954 He can't even text with that. 752 00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:28,206 OMG. Yes, he can. 753 00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:29,833 But very slowly. 754 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,304 Ay, ay, ay. 755 00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:42,889 You did not look nervous, 756 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:44,599 and you know what, you kind of have 757 00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:46,016 offbeat good looks for someone... 758 00:37:46,059 --> 00:37:47,809 - Offbeat? - Charlie Valdez! 759 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,329 -Charlie, over here! -CHARLIE: What are they doing here? 760 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:50,813 Relax. We're famous now. 761 00:37:50,855 --> 00:37:52,690 Is this a throuple? 762 00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,501 Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?! 763 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:55,860 Why are you yelling at me? 764 00:37:55,902 --> 00:37:57,503 - I'm standing right here. - Come on, Charlie. 765 00:37:57,527 --> 00:37:58,838 - I'm gonna go inside. - What are you doing? 766 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,132 - Just, um... - Are you now Mr. Valdez? 767 00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:01,449 Are you in the doghouse? Huh? 768 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:03,492 Gonna be a short walk. 769 00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:05,911 Go inside. I'll deal with this. 770 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:07,621 You been kicked out already? 771 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:10,166 The dog can't shit if people are watching. 772 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:13,378 Luckily, I can only shit if people are watching, 773 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:16,588 so if you're feeling lucky... 774 00:38:17,757 --> 00:38:19,842 I'm busy, too, by the way. 775 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:29,559 What's your name, baby? 776 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:32,146 - Janice. - Janice. 777 00:38:32,188 --> 00:38:34,606 You look so sexy tonight. 778 00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,784 I don't know about you guys, 779 00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:47,327 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 780 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:48,871 I also love to have fresh juice. 781 00:38:48,913 --> 00:38:50,748 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 782 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,750 Could we get a Vitamix? 783 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:54,543 I'd like to juice daily. 784 00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:55,753 Come on. Put that down. 785 00:38:55,795 --> 00:38:57,422 No electronics at dinner. 786 00:38:57,463 --> 00:38:58,922 What do you call that? 787 00:38:58,965 --> 00:39:00,925 I call that a nature documentary, 788 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:03,885 so we can travel while we eat. 789 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,887 Put it down. 790 00:39:07,264 --> 00:39:10,393 So, is Kat, like, my stepmom? 791 00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:12,018 No, Lou. Come on. 792 00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:15,063 Dad, I think this experience is actually really good for you. 793 00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:16,565 Says my 12-year-old? 794 00:39:16,606 --> 00:39:18,358 It's true. I mean, you never just, like, 795 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,985 do things without planning them. 796 00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,362 I think it's cool. 797 00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:22,905 I really want to meet her. 798 00:39:22,947 --> 00:39:24,907 I mean, Parker says she's nice 799 00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:27,784 and smart and next-level hot. 800 00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:29,746 She is nice. She is... She's an attract... 801 00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:31,329 Here, let me get this. 802 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:34,291 Dad, she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram. 803 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,793 Okay. I'm not impressed. 804 00:39:35,835 --> 00:39:38,295 Talk to me when she gets to 90 million, okay? 805 00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:40,088 Lou, it's not real. 806 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,673 It's all a facade. 807 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:43,425 You know, they had me wearing makeup. 808 00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:45,302 You wear makeup now? 809 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:47,346 Wore once. Never again. 810 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:50,724 Well, you never say never, but I don't plan on it 811 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:53,143 in the next couple months that we're doing this. 812 00:39:53,186 --> 00:39:55,980 And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her? 813 00:39:56,021 --> 00:39:57,606 I don't think Mom would want that. 814 00:39:57,648 --> 00:39:59,442 Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too. 815 00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:02,903 Oh, perfect. Lou, you know that we're not really together. 816 00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:05,989 Her manager stages things. Look. 817 00:40:06,865 --> 00:40:08,951 - You have an iPhone? - Yeah. 818 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:10,619 I mean, it's-it's just for scheduling. 819 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:12,246 They're making me use it. 820 00:40:12,288 --> 00:40:13,748 - Huh. - Yeah, bowling, 821 00:40:13,789 --> 00:40:15,510 and then we're gonna do a photo shoot, so... 822 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:19,461 Uh-huh. But do you guys, like, talk ever? 823 00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:22,047 It's just publicity. It's not real. 824 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:24,007 Hmm. 825 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,969 Yeah! Come on! 826 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,679 Okay, your turn. 827 00:40:28,721 --> 00:40:30,097 Don't be nervous. It's just, uh... 828 00:40:30,139 --> 00:40:31,807 It's not a competition. Just having fun. 829 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,393 Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing 830 00:40:33,434 --> 00:40:35,561 from the way you're holding that that you haven't done 831 00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:37,855 - too much bowling. - Uh, what do I do? 832 00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:39,833 Well, you... you're gonna want to put your fingers 833 00:40:39,856 --> 00:40:41,293 - in the holes there. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 834 00:40:41,317 --> 00:40:42,996 This one, yeah. Get your thumb in that one. 835 00:40:43,027 --> 00:40:44,820 - There? That one? Okay. - Yep. And then take 836 00:40:44,862 --> 00:40:47,155 three steps kind of... You want to land on your left, 837 00:40:47,197 --> 00:40:49,242 and don't be afraid to use those little... 838 00:40:54,038 --> 00:40:56,958 A strike is better than a spare, right? 839 00:40:56,998 --> 00:40:58,851 That is not your first time bowling. - 840 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:00,628 Yes! Did you get that? 841 00:41:00,670 --> 00:41:03,338 - Come on! The old rope-a-dope. - Yes! 842 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,048 Oh, my God. 843 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:08,010 I wish I put money on this, because people are loving it. 844 00:41:08,052 --> 00:41:09,762 - What people? - Oh, well, this is 845 00:41:09,804 --> 00:41:12,181 an Instagram live feed, and 237,000 people 846 00:41:12,222 --> 00:41:14,141 are like, "Why is he such a boring nerd?" 847 00:41:14,182 --> 00:41:16,393 - Mel. - What? Their words, not mine. 848 00:41:16,436 --> 00:41:17,519 Get off the live, Mel. 849 00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:18,771 All right. 850 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:20,081 So, we just need a little bit more 851 00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:21,565 B roll for The Today Show. 852 00:41:21,606 --> 00:41:24,485 Well, I've-I've got to get home to Tank. 853 00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:25,945 - Is Tank his daughter? - Stop. 854 00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:27,655 - Okay. - You have to go? 855 00:41:27,697 --> 00:41:29,824 Yeah, if you guys are done with me. 856 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,577 Mm-hmm. We're going to a party. 857 00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:34,746 You go. 858 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:36,789 Where's home? 859 00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:43,880 Wow. Cool. 860 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,257 Thanks. 861 00:41:46,298 --> 00:41:49,010 Yeah, it's a, um... 862 00:41:49,052 --> 00:41:51,512 Kat, meet dog. 863 00:41:51,554 --> 00:41:53,472 Wow, I never heard that one before. 864 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:56,601 Sorry. That was pretty... ruff. 865 00:41:56,641 --> 00:41:59,561 You are so lucky 866 00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:01,396 that Mel didn't hear you say that. 867 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:02,898 No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here. 868 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,233 I feel like you're never alone. 869 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,735 What? I'm alone now. 870 00:42:06,777 --> 00:42:09,739 Well, I mean, yeah, other than Kofi. 871 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,532 Just ignore him. 872 00:42:11,574 --> 00:42:14,284 Is everything you do filmed? 873 00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:16,286 - Banked. - Banked? 874 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:17,954 For my channel. 875 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:20,291 Just little mini episodes of life. 876 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:25,797 Uh, can-can we skip an episode? 877 00:42:28,632 --> 00:42:29,842 Want me to go? 878 00:42:29,884 --> 00:42:31,594 Yeah, you can go. 879 00:42:31,635 --> 00:42:32,905 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Good night. 880 00:42:32,929 --> 00:42:34,554 - I'll see you. Yeah. - Happy? 881 00:42:34,597 --> 00:42:35,806 Relieved. 882 00:42:37,809 --> 00:42:38,934 Is this your daughter? 883 00:42:38,976 --> 00:42:39,936 - Yeah. - She's cute. 884 00:42:39,976 --> 00:42:42,271 Thanks. Yeah, she's great. 885 00:42:42,313 --> 00:42:45,608 Although she is in that awkward in-between phase 886 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,943 where she's still my baby girl 887 00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:50,987 but she definitely wants nothing to do with me. 888 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:52,989 And you can forget about getting hugs, 889 00:42:53,032 --> 00:42:55,409 'cause it's not happening anymore, 890 00:42:55,451 --> 00:43:00,123 which kind of breaks my heart, but that's the way it goes. 891 00:43:00,164 --> 00:43:02,666 What happened with her mom? 892 00:43:03,918 --> 00:43:05,144 I mean, I'm sorry, you don't... 893 00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:06,396 You know, it's none of my business. 894 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,880 You don't have to tell me. 895 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:10,967 No, no, it's okay. Um... 896 00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:13,719 We were married, and we actually had a good marriage. 897 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,137 You know, then, 898 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,032 I don't know, all of a sudden, I got the feeling 899 00:43:17,056 --> 00:43:19,266 she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore, 900 00:43:19,307 --> 00:43:21,476 and I had nothing to do but let her go. 901 00:43:21,518 --> 00:43:24,396 And, you know, statistically, we're screwed, 902 00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:28,317 'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce, so... 903 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,485 That means 52% work. 904 00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:32,905 Ah, an optimist. 905 00:43:33,697 --> 00:43:35,407 - This is so cool. Can I? - Yeah. 906 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:38,786 And then I think when you get up to, like, second and third, 907 00:43:38,827 --> 00:43:41,079 then it jumps up to, like, 67% failure rate. 908 00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:44,000 Even if it's one in a billion, what does it matter? 909 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:46,626 It's worth a shot. 910 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:48,336 - Yeah. - Yeah. 911 00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:49,672 I believe in marriage. 912 00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:51,007 Jesus, still? 913 00:43:51,048 --> 00:43:53,300 Haven't you been married like six times? 914 00:43:53,342 --> 00:43:54,802 Three times. 915 00:43:54,844 --> 00:43:57,221 Not including this. This is four. 916 00:43:57,262 --> 00:43:59,849 But the first time was only 48 hours, so... 917 00:43:59,891 --> 00:44:01,391 doesn't count. 918 00:44:01,434 --> 00:44:03,643 But still, do you ever feel like just kind of, 919 00:44:03,686 --> 00:44:06,731 "I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it." 920 00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:08,523 No, it's like math. 921 00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:12,070 When you get a problem wrong, you just don't give up on it. 922 00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:15,114 You keep trying till you get it right. 923 00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,949 And what about you and Bastian? 924 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:18,951 How long were you guys together? 925 00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:20,911 Mm, year and a half. 926 00:44:20,952 --> 00:44:23,206 I'd just split from my second husband. 927 00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:25,333 He was a music producer who did, uh, 928 00:44:25,373 --> 00:44:28,668 my last two albums and then sold a sex tape. 929 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:30,563 That's not the worst part. 930 00:44:30,588 --> 00:44:33,465 The worst part is I thought I could fix things. 931 00:44:33,507 --> 00:44:35,885 Pretty hard to fix a sex tape. 932 00:44:35,927 --> 00:44:37,969 Right. 933 00:44:41,224 --> 00:44:44,351 Sorry. Yeah, it's just a little power nap. 934 00:44:44,393 --> 00:44:45,894 Pacing himself. 935 00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:47,396 Mm. 936 00:44:47,438 --> 00:44:50,065 If we give him a minute, he'll-he'll restart. 937 00:44:50,108 --> 00:44:52,443 - Okay. - But you were saying? 938 00:44:52,485 --> 00:44:54,112 Well, this business, those type of guys, 939 00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:55,862 they build you up to break you down. 940 00:44:55,905 --> 00:44:57,407 But you were already famous, so... 941 00:44:57,447 --> 00:44:59,242 It's not about fame. 942 00:44:59,282 --> 00:45:02,994 You know, it's about credibility. 943 00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:05,414 It just didn't matter how successful I was. 944 00:45:05,456 --> 00:45:08,251 They never gave it to me. 945 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,963 You know I've never been nominated for anything? 946 00:45:12,755 --> 00:45:15,048 And then I met Bastian. 947 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:18,469 And he... and he gave me this. 948 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:23,306 "Sing." What does that mean? 949 00:45:23,349 --> 00:45:26,309 It means "don't let them win." 950 00:45:30,690 --> 00:45:32,442 Nobody's all bad, Charlie. 951 00:45:32,483 --> 00:45:34,443 If they were, it would make it so much easier. 952 00:45:34,485 --> 00:45:38,530 But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad. 953 00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:45,036 Okay. 954 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,460 Zoo mates. 955 00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:54,963 Zoo mates. 956 00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:59,385 See, we're not so different, Charlie. 957 00:46:01,012 --> 00:46:02,512 Come on. Come on! It's not a big... 958 00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:21,324 The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez 959 00:46:21,364 --> 00:46:23,784 are telling the world there's no age limit. 960 00:46:23,826 --> 00:46:25,827 - Is that right? - Guess so. 961 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,507 Think we've got everything we need. 962 00:46:37,547 --> 00:46:39,759 We'll post to our socials, so... you're all set. 963 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,302 All right. 964 00:46:41,344 --> 00:46:44,847 Maybe... Is it okay if I stay? 965 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,431 Oh, yeah. 966 00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:47,809 Yeah, of course. 967 00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:49,726 Make yourself at home. 968 00:47:10,748 --> 00:47:12,250 - Bye. - Bye. 969 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:15,043 - Hey. - Hey, Mom. 970 00:47:15,085 --> 00:47:17,045 How you doing? 971 00:47:24,512 --> 00:47:27,681 There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test. 972 00:47:27,724 --> 00:47:29,141 - Charlie! - No. 973 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:31,476 No, that was a stool softener for Tank. 974 00:47:33,771 --> 00:47:37,023 Kat Valdez and her new husband, Charlie Gilbert. 975 00:47:37,065 --> 00:47:39,235 - Wh-What do I do? - Just stand and smile. 976 00:47:39,277 --> 00:47:40,695 Charlie! Charlie! 977 00:47:40,737 --> 00:47:43,447 - Oh, my God, it's Bastian! - Bastian! -Bastian! 978 00:47:43,489 --> 00:47:46,032 Bastian, Bastian, Bastian! Over here! Over here! 979 00:47:47,577 --> 00:47:49,387 Guys, this way. How about the three of you together? 980 00:47:49,411 --> 00:47:51,329 No hard feelings, man. Yeah? 981 00:47:51,371 --> 00:47:53,623 No feelings at all. 982 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:55,918 Mm, mamacita. 983 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,880 Bastian, one with the three of you. 984 00:48:03,467 --> 00:48:05,344 What did he say to you? 985 00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:06,762 Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way! 986 00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:08,931 - What did he say, Charlie? - Look, Bastian! Bastian! 987 00:48:08,972 --> 00:48:11,141 Thank you, guys. 988 00:48:11,184 --> 00:48:13,686 My Spanish is a little rusty, but he said, 989 00:48:13,728 --> 00:48:15,938 "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 990 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,606 "I'm such an idiot. 991 00:48:17,648 --> 00:48:20,150 And why did I get that neck tattoo?" 992 00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:23,528 You okay? 993 00:48:24,947 --> 00:48:26,699 I'm good. 994 00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:31,329 Now, where are you? 995 00:48:31,369 --> 00:48:33,623 Paris, for a show. 996 00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:34,831 Ah. 997 00:48:34,873 --> 00:48:36,458 - Paris! - Is it weird having 998 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:38,293 everyone in the world know who you are? 999 00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:39,961 No, what's weird is that 1000 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:42,090 everyone in the world thinks they know who I am. 1001 00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:43,965 Yeah, I bet. 1002 00:48:44,007 --> 00:48:45,927 And you're headed home after that? 1003 00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:47,469 Well, um, I'm home tomorrow, 1004 00:48:47,512 --> 00:48:49,597 but then I have that private in Japan. 1005 00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:51,139 Wh-What's a private? 1006 00:48:51,181 --> 00:48:53,643 I get paid a fortune to sing songs 1007 00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:56,103 to like ten insanely rich people. 1008 00:48:56,144 --> 00:48:57,623 Do you think maybe they'd want 1009 00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,523 to watch someone do some math problems? 1010 00:49:01,317 --> 00:49:02,835 - I'll ask. - All right, well, 1011 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:06,239 I'll let you go, but call me if you're lonely. 1012 00:49:08,699 --> 00:49:10,201 Hello? 1013 00:49:10,242 --> 00:49:12,994 I'm lonely. 1014 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:15,956 It's been like 13 seconds. 1015 00:49:15,998 --> 00:49:18,208 Are you brushing your teeth? 1016 00:49:18,251 --> 00:49:20,253 - Yes. - Are you going to bed? 1017 00:49:20,293 --> 00:49:23,005 It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there. 1018 00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:25,507 Um, maybe. 1019 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,175 - Wow. - Well, I'm gonna read. 1020 00:49:27,217 --> 00:49:29,512 I'm not gonna go right to bed. 1021 00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:31,222 How's Lou? 1022 00:49:31,264 --> 00:49:32,597 She's really good. 1023 00:49:32,639 --> 00:49:34,684 She finally agreed to join the math club, 1024 00:49:34,726 --> 00:49:37,519 which makes me happy 'cause she's phenomenal at math 1025 00:49:37,561 --> 00:49:39,230 even though she doesn't want to be. 1026 00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:41,148 Well, maybe she just doesn't want to be you. 1027 00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:42,315 That's for certain. 1028 00:49:42,358 --> 00:49:43,693 But it's not really that. 1029 00:49:43,735 --> 00:49:45,862 It's-it's more that she's afraid, and, 1030 00:49:45,902 --> 00:49:48,447 you know, she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11. 1031 00:49:48,489 --> 00:49:50,657 - The Mathalon? - Yeah, the Mathalon. 1032 00:49:50,699 --> 00:49:52,492 It's kind of like the Grammys for math, 1033 00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:54,661 except there's like four people in the audience. 1034 00:49:54,704 --> 00:49:57,664 -Ah. -She kind of froze in the finals, 1035 00:49:57,706 --> 00:50:01,126 and then some kids made fun of her and... 1036 00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:02,961 I just want her to find her place. 1037 00:50:03,003 --> 00:50:05,213 Just give her a minute. 1038 00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,215 Yeah, definitely. 1039 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:09,927 Okay, well, I'm glad you were lonely. 1040 00:50:11,637 --> 00:50:13,972 I guess I'll let you get to bed now. 1041 00:50:14,014 --> 00:50:15,974 - Okay. - Bye. 1042 00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:17,726 So long. Adios. 1043 00:50:17,768 --> 00:50:19,603 Bye. 1044 00:50:19,644 --> 00:50:20,855 See you. 1045 00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:30,030 Yeah. 1046 00:50:34,034 --> 00:50:36,411 Okay, after you've completed the prime factorization, 1047 00:50:36,454 --> 00:50:38,664 identify the distinct prime factor. 1048 00:50:38,706 --> 00:50:40,750 All right, listen up, Coolidge Pi-thons. 1049 00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:42,501 - I'm here on official business. - Park... 1050 00:50:42,543 --> 00:50:45,338 First of all, who didn't get their waiver signed? 1051 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,755 All right, you two, out. 1052 00:50:46,797 --> 00:50:48,632 Hey, y-you can't just dismiss my students. 1053 00:50:48,673 --> 00:50:50,425 Yes, I can. 1054 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:53,137 You heard me. Scram. Beat it! 1055 00:50:53,971 --> 00:50:55,639 Now, for the rest of you 1056 00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,974 who know how to follow direction, 1057 00:50:58,016 --> 00:51:01,686 I bring you the one, the only... 1058 00:51:06,317 --> 00:51:07,610 Kat, I love you! 1059 00:51:07,652 --> 00:51:09,945 Percy, stop yelling. She's right here. 1060 00:51:09,987 --> 00:51:11,405 Hi. 1061 00:51:11,447 --> 00:51:13,782 Thought you had a private for, like, a fortune. 1062 00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:15,659 I rescheduled. 1063 00:51:15,701 --> 00:51:18,121 All right, who's got a question for Kat? 1064 00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:19,329 - Oh, I do! I do! - Me! Me! 1065 00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:20,789 Say something smart. 1066 00:51:20,831 --> 00:51:22,041 Don't embarrass me. 1067 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,126 Uh, George. 1068 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,793 Did you really kiss Katy Perry? 1069 00:51:24,835 --> 00:51:26,003 Actually, she kissed me. 1070 00:51:26,045 --> 00:51:27,588 - Ooh. - Next. 1071 00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:28,380 Oh! 1072 00:51:28,422 --> 00:51:29,548 Uh, Not George. 1073 00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:30,882 - Spencer. - Don't care. 1074 00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:34,594 Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian? 1075 00:51:34,637 --> 00:51:36,889 Well... 1076 00:51:36,931 --> 00:51:39,307 he didn't cheat on me with my assistant. 1077 00:51:39,349 --> 00:51:41,643 Ooh. 1078 00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:44,021 Okay, you guys caught us right in the middle 1079 00:51:44,063 --> 00:51:46,148 of our mock Mathalon training, 1080 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:49,152 which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit. 1081 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:51,445 Uh, Lou, you're up. 1082 00:51:51,487 --> 00:51:53,239 - Dad, no. - Is that Lou? 1083 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,865 Yeah. 1084 00:51:54,907 --> 00:51:57,034 Finally. Hi. 1085 00:51:57,076 --> 00:51:59,036 I've wanted to meet you forever. 1086 00:51:59,077 --> 00:52:00,454 Me, too. 1087 00:52:00,496 --> 00:52:02,181 Are you kidding me? They haven't met? 1088 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,000 - No. - What is wrong with you? 1089 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:06,543 - Well, they... - You're married. 1090 00:52:06,585 --> 00:52:08,170 Can we forget about the mock Mathalon? 1091 00:52:08,211 --> 00:52:10,338 I have a million questions for Kat. 1092 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:11,650 Yeah, and Lou's too scared to get up 1093 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:12,842 in front of people anyways. 1094 00:52:12,884 --> 00:52:14,260 Shut up, Jose. 1095 00:52:14,302 --> 00:52:16,012 Oh, well, don't worry. I totally get it. 1096 00:52:16,054 --> 00:52:18,514 You know, sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena 1097 00:52:18,556 --> 00:52:22,143 with thousands and thousands of people, I get so nervous. 1098 00:52:23,769 --> 00:52:25,730 No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke. 1099 00:52:25,771 --> 00:52:29,150 Okay, Mel, pull up "Kat VMAs 2010." 1100 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:30,358 - I've got it. - Oh, okay. 1101 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,902 - Hey, Google. - Look at this. 1102 00:52:31,943 --> 00:52:37,074 Show me a video: "Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance." 1103 00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:46,793 Hey, Google. 1104 00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:48,228 That's enough. 1105 00:52:48,251 --> 00:52:50,420 Yeah. 1106 00:52:51,297 --> 00:52:54,092 I forgot the lyrics on live TV 1107 00:52:54,132 --> 00:52:56,177 to a song that I wrote. 1108 00:52:56,219 --> 00:52:57,969 It could happen to anybody. 1109 00:52:58,012 --> 00:53:00,306 Yeah, but the point is that once it does, 1110 00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:02,641 you're always worried, you know? 1111 00:53:02,682 --> 00:53:04,434 What if it happens again? 1112 00:53:04,476 --> 00:53:05,769 What did you do? 1113 00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:07,563 I shifted focus. 1114 00:53:07,605 --> 00:53:09,565 I made my dance so hard 1115 00:53:09,606 --> 00:53:12,318 that all I could do was concentrate on the steps. 1116 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,070 So, it's like you distracted your mind. 1117 00:53:15,112 --> 00:53:16,905 Yes. Exactly. 1118 00:53:16,947 --> 00:53:21,327 Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was. 1119 00:53:24,579 --> 00:53:26,998 Mel, we're gonna need some speakers. 1120 00:53:29,085 --> 00:53:31,086 Not too loud, right? 1121 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,423 Hey! 1122 00:53:34,465 --> 00:53:35,967 And two. 1123 00:53:36,007 --> 00:53:38,260 And free your mind, and three and four. 1124 00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:40,262 Make a turn, three and four. 1125 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,056 Again, three and four. 1126 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:45,518 And one and two, and three and four. 1127 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:48,563 And ask a question, three and four. 1128 00:53:49,563 --> 00:53:52,108 Look alive, Chuck, three and four. 1129 00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:53,735 Oh, uh, okay. 1130 00:53:53,775 --> 00:53:56,445 Lou, what is 43 times 101? 1131 00:53:56,487 --> 00:53:58,530 - 4-3-4-3. - Yes! 1132 00:53:58,572 --> 00:53:59,949 Yes, you're on fire. Yes! 1133 00:53:59,990 --> 00:54:01,784 You're ruining it, Charlie, three and four. 1134 00:54:01,826 --> 00:54:03,911 Keep the time, and three and four. 1135 00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:05,036 And turn. 1136 00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:07,873 Esther, what is five factorial? 1137 00:54:07,914 --> 00:54:09,375 Uh, 120. 1138 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:10,460 Yeah! 1139 00:54:10,501 --> 00:54:13,045 All geniuses with rhythm. 1140 00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:17,759 Go, Percy. Go, Percy. 1141 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,925 Go, Percy. 1142 00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:22,637 Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. 1143 00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:27,351 Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. 1144 00:54:29,686 --> 00:54:32,898 Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah. 1145 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:37,110 Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. 1146 00:55:09,726 --> 00:55:11,478 What are the words? 1147 00:55:11,521 --> 00:55:15,733 Uh, I haven't figured that out yet. 1148 00:55:15,775 --> 00:55:19,152 And, actually, the more I try, the harder it gets. 1149 00:55:20,695 --> 00:55:24,867 You know, when I can't figure out homework stuff, 1150 00:55:24,909 --> 00:55:27,661 my dad says, "If you sit in the question, 1151 00:55:27,702 --> 00:55:29,496 the answer finds you." 1152 00:55:29,539 --> 00:55:30,914 Hmm. 1153 00:55:30,956 --> 00:55:32,125 And does it? 1154 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:34,085 I don't know. I... 1155 00:55:34,126 --> 00:55:35,670 I don't sit long enough. 1156 00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:37,630 Yeah. 1157 00:55:37,672 --> 00:55:39,757 That's my problem, too. 1158 00:55:43,844 --> 00:55:47,431 So, do you like my dad? 1159 00:55:47,472 --> 00:55:50,268 I mean, he can be so annoying, 1160 00:55:50,309 --> 00:55:53,855 but he's also, like, really smart and nice. 1161 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:57,400 You know, your dad says you're the best thing about him. 1162 00:55:57,442 --> 00:55:59,068 That's probably true. 1163 00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:02,362 Let's put it right over here. 1164 00:56:02,405 --> 00:56:03,739 Whoa. 1165 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:06,367 - Is all this stuff for you? - Coach. 1166 00:56:06,409 --> 00:56:08,119 Is this another endorsement deal? 1167 00:56:08,161 --> 00:56:09,746 No. 1168 00:56:09,786 --> 00:56:11,956 They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success, 1169 00:56:11,998 --> 00:56:14,541 which is a charity that I work with. 1170 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:16,960 That's awesome. 1171 00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:18,420 You like? 1172 00:56:18,463 --> 00:56:20,338 I love. 1173 00:56:24,135 --> 00:56:25,927 - No way. - Yeah. 1174 00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:27,429 Can I? 1175 00:56:27,472 --> 00:56:29,431 Don't worry. I'll pay them back. 1176 00:56:30,807 --> 00:56:32,286 - Okay, come on. - Thank you. 1177 00:56:32,309 --> 00:56:34,811 You got another bag in here with some textbooks. 1178 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:38,858 - Thank you. - Are you kidding? 1179 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:41,568 I love it. 1180 00:56:41,610 --> 00:56:44,030 - I got to get her home. - What? 1181 00:56:44,072 --> 00:56:46,574 - Yeah. Yeah. - Already? No. 1182 00:56:47,365 --> 00:56:48,992 Okay. 1183 00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:51,161 I love Keats. 1184 00:56:56,501 --> 00:56:58,001 - Oh. - Wha... 1185 00:56:58,043 --> 00:56:59,961 Stop. What are you doing? 1186 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:02,297 - I killed it. - It's not... 1187 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:04,092 Listen, I'm gonna say something 1188 00:57:04,132 --> 00:57:07,344 that's probably gonna come out completely wrong... - 1189 00:57:07,387 --> 00:57:10,639 but you're beautiful without all of that. 1190 00:57:10,681 --> 00:57:13,016 - Aw. - I mean, either way, you're... 1191 00:57:13,059 --> 00:57:15,018 good to go. 1192 00:57:15,061 --> 00:57:18,815 - Good to go? - Good to go. 1193 00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:21,233 Okay, I'll take it. 1194 00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:26,197 You're a great teacher, Charlie. 1195 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,659 Those kids, they're lucky to have you. 1196 00:57:30,701 --> 00:57:32,702 I don't know, hanging with you guys today 1197 00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:35,498 made me feel kind of normal. 1198 00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:37,708 Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00. 1199 00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:40,503 Oh, my bad. 1200 00:57:40,545 --> 00:57:42,755 I thought you were by yourself. 1201 00:57:46,134 --> 00:57:48,302 Puerto Rico. 1202 00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:54,934 Um, my friends, they have a bed-and-breakfast there, so... 1203 00:57:54,976 --> 00:57:56,978 That's... 1204 00:57:58,186 --> 00:58:01,356 Listen, if-if... if Bastian is the guy 1205 00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:03,693 that you think you're supposed to be with, 1206 00:58:03,735 --> 00:58:07,822 then, hell, I'll drive you to the airport. 1207 00:58:07,864 --> 00:58:10,115 But if you're not sure... 1208 00:58:11,409 --> 00:58:13,077 then come with me 1209 00:58:13,119 --> 00:58:15,579 to the fall semiformal tomorrow night. 1210 00:58:16,914 --> 00:58:18,958 Yeah, they need chaperones. 1211 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,043 Maybe you need chaperoning. 1212 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:23,713 Listen, I'm not saying this 1213 00:58:23,755 --> 00:58:25,231 as your husband or even as your friend, 1214 00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:27,050 because technically I'm not either, 1215 00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:30,594 but if you go back to Bastian, aren't you just making 1216 00:58:30,635 --> 00:58:34,056 the same mistake all over again... again? 1217 00:58:43,356 --> 00:58:46,193 Are you asking me to the school dance? 1218 00:58:47,195 --> 00:58:50,155 Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but... - 1219 00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:54,827 here we are in free period, so I figured I'd take my shot. 1220 00:59:05,088 --> 00:59:07,923 Welcome. 1221 00:59:07,965 --> 00:59:10,300 Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1222 00:59:10,342 --> 00:59:12,387 Come on. Okay. 1223 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:13,637 Can I have your left wrist? 1224 00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:15,347 My left wr... Okay. 1225 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:20,811 Oh, my God. 1226 00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,271 How sweet. 1227 00:59:22,313 --> 00:59:25,273 Oh, and I also got you this to give me. 1228 00:59:27,485 --> 00:59:28,902 So thank you very much. 1229 00:59:28,945 --> 00:59:30,864 - I'm glad I thought of that. - It's my favorite. 1230 00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:36,244 You look in... 1231 00:59:36,284 --> 00:59:37,786 You look... 1232 00:59:37,829 --> 00:59:39,789 Let's go to the dance. 1233 00:59:39,831 --> 00:59:42,666 Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs. 1234 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,460 Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez, 1235 00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:47,255 we would like the gym to be a photo-free zone, 1236 00:59:47,295 --> 00:59:49,798 so please check your phones at the door. 1237 00:59:52,969 --> 00:59:54,637 You did all this for me? 1238 00:59:54,679 --> 00:59:57,264 I might've had a little help. 1239 00:59:58,474 --> 01:00:00,577 You know what, Kofi, why don't you take the night off? 1240 01:00:00,601 --> 01:00:01,869 I'll let you know when I need you. 1241 01:00:01,893 --> 01:00:03,396 All right. Have a good time, y'all. 1242 01:00:03,438 --> 01:00:05,398 Okay. All right. 1243 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,898 Unsupervised. 1244 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:08,818 I'm gonna screen-grab your search history 1245 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:10,360 and send it to your mother. 1246 01:00:10,402 --> 01:00:11,778 That's a guarantee. 1247 01:00:14,907 --> 01:00:16,534 - Hey. - Hey. 1248 01:00:16,576 --> 01:00:18,202 - How are you? - Good to see you. 1249 01:00:19,829 --> 01:00:21,956 Kill the music! 1250 01:00:21,998 --> 01:00:24,375 A-one, two, three, four. 1251 01:00:24,416 --> 01:00:25,585 Hit it. 1252 01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:31,882 What are you doing? 1253 01:00:31,923 --> 01:00:33,675 You know, kids opening for pop stars 1254 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:35,135 is very big these days. 1255 01:00:36,471 --> 01:00:39,014 When did the glee club learn "Marry Me"? 1256 01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:41,349 When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez. 1257 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,728 - I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts. - Keep singing! 1258 01:00:43,769 --> 01:00:45,063 You're an inspiration, Pitts. 1259 01:00:45,103 --> 01:00:46,438 Right back at you, Gilbert. 1260 01:00:46,481 --> 01:00:48,440 Oh, my God, they are so adorable. 1261 01:00:48,483 --> 01:00:49,608 - Uh... - Thank you. 1262 01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:51,277 If you could. 1263 01:00:52,527 --> 01:00:54,989 Um, yeah, okay. 1264 01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:57,867 "To Jonathan Gregory Pitts, 1265 01:00:57,909 --> 01:01:00,619 a fellow architect of song." 1266 01:01:00,661 --> 01:01:03,539 Okay, let her breathe just a little bit. 1267 01:01:03,581 --> 01:01:05,083 Come on. 1268 01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:09,003 Love and light. 1269 01:01:09,045 --> 01:01:10,545 - Love and light. - Okay. Cut! 1270 01:01:17,929 --> 01:01:20,889 So, do we have a job? 1271 01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:22,641 Do we have duties? What do we do? 1272 01:01:22,682 --> 01:01:24,393 Yes, we do. We got to monitor. 1273 01:01:24,434 --> 01:01:26,771 We got to guide. We got to encourage. 1274 01:01:26,813 --> 01:01:28,563 - Okay. - We might have to discourage. 1275 01:01:28,606 --> 01:01:31,192 We might have to separate. 1276 01:01:31,233 --> 01:01:34,070 And maybe later... mm, dance? 1277 01:01:34,112 --> 01:01:36,072 I don't think you want to see that. 1278 01:01:36,114 --> 01:01:38,532 Oh, I do. I do want to see that. 1279 01:01:38,574 --> 01:01:40,367 Did you see my corsage? 1280 01:01:40,409 --> 01:01:42,577 I did. 1281 01:01:48,376 --> 01:01:49,960 Hey! 1282 01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,673 Oh, yeah, I want to do one. 1283 01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:55,757 - Ready? - Yep. 1284 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,050 Okay. 1285 01:02:02,514 --> 01:02:03,724 Hold this. 1286 01:02:03,766 --> 01:02:05,684 What are you doing? 1287 01:02:05,726 --> 01:02:07,018 A private. 1288 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,360 Hey, everybody. 1289 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,447 This is my first semiformal, 1290 01:02:18,489 --> 01:02:20,365 and, uh, 1291 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:22,869 I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash. 1292 01:02:22,909 --> 01:02:24,286 We love you, Kat! 1293 01:02:24,327 --> 01:02:26,038 Thank you, Parker. 1294 01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:27,956 Love you, too. 1295 01:02:27,998 --> 01:02:30,251 Uh, you guys mind if I do a song? 1296 01:02:30,293 --> 01:02:33,295 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1297 01:02:33,336 --> 01:02:36,132 I actually wrote this song when I was about your age. 1298 01:02:36,173 --> 01:02:38,009 It was on my very first album. 1299 01:02:38,050 --> 01:02:39,677 It's called "After Love." 1300 01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:40,969 You guys may not know it. 1301 01:02:41,012 --> 01:02:43,139 - I do! - Oh. Do you want to come 1302 01:02:43,181 --> 01:02:46,059 up here and do it with me? 1303 01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:47,976 - You play? - Y-Yeah. 1304 01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:49,478 Let's do it. 1305 01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:57,778 Give it up for a fellow architect of song, Mr. Pitts. 1306 01:02:59,697 --> 01:03:01,907 - Pitts! - Mr. Pitts! 1307 01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:05,244 Ready? 1308 01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:07,538 Three, four. 1309 01:04:42,632 --> 01:04:46,012 -Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you. 1310 01:04:46,054 --> 01:04:48,722 Thank you guys so much! 1311 01:04:48,764 --> 01:04:51,726 Well, that is my new favorite song. 1312 01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:56,773 What was your old favorite song? 1313 01:04:56,813 --> 01:04:58,398 Um... I don't know, 1314 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,985 this might be a little too edgy for you to handle, 1315 01:05:02,027 --> 01:05:05,072 but when my mom was sick, we watched a lot of musicals, 1316 01:05:05,114 --> 01:05:07,074 and her favorite was Camelot. 1317 01:05:07,115 --> 01:05:08,409 Mm. 1318 01:05:08,451 --> 01:05:09,952 You know, it was like Game of Thrones 1319 01:05:09,994 --> 01:05:12,038 but less nudity and murder. 1320 01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:15,750 More music and velvet. 1321 01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:17,293 But, anyway, when Lancelot 1322 01:05:17,335 --> 01:05:19,295 wants to tell Guenevere how he feels, 1323 01:05:19,336 --> 01:05:21,797 instead of saying, "I want to be with you," 1324 01:05:21,838 --> 01:05:25,385 he says, "We're gonna split up. It's inevitable." 1325 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:27,219 That's a little depressing. 1326 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,054 No, not when you hear it. 1327 01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:32,891 "If ever I were to leave you, it wouldn't be in summer." 1328 01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:47,614 - It's nice. - Yeah. 1329 01:05:54,704 --> 01:05:57,250 - Dance with me. - No, I don't dance. 1330 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,668 Come on. Dance with me. 1331 01:06:01,838 --> 01:06:03,588 Just a little bit. 1332 01:06:05,757 --> 01:06:08,344 There we go. 1333 01:06:18,896 --> 01:06:22,023 Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White or Drake... 1334 01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:24,527 or whatever it is you listen to 1335 01:06:24,568 --> 01:06:26,528 when you're about to, you know... 1336 01:06:26,570 --> 01:06:28,447 To what? 1337 01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:31,324 Well... 1338 01:06:32,117 --> 01:06:33,577 Well, I don't want to presume 1339 01:06:33,619 --> 01:06:36,289 that I'm about to have the best night of my life, 1340 01:06:36,329 --> 01:06:40,626 but if I am, I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet. 1341 01:06:42,253 --> 01:06:44,088 I like it. 1342 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:45,338 You do? 1343 01:06:47,967 --> 01:06:49,760 A lot. 1344 01:07:11,074 --> 01:07:13,617 Is this smart? 1345 01:07:14,619 --> 01:07:18,039 I think we left smart six weeks ago. 1346 01:07:57,994 --> 01:08:01,289 - Morning. - Morning. 1347 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:05,293 Thank God you're here. 1348 01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:08,840 'Cause I did have just a minute of: 1349 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,842 "Is she gone? Did she leave?" 1350 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:14,554 I was like, "God, just..." 1351 01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:17,140 "I know you rock stars move fast, 1352 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,891 "-on to the next town, like, just love..." - 1353 01:08:19,934 --> 01:08:22,979 Oh, God. Here, take it. 1354 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,146 Hey. 1355 01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:25,564 Hey, how was last night? 1356 01:08:25,605 --> 01:08:28,234 - Amazing. - Wait. Where are you? 1357 01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:30,485 - Are you with, uh... - Yeah. Charlie. 1358 01:08:30,528 --> 01:08:32,822 - Still? - Still. 1359 01:08:35,032 --> 01:08:36,492 "Charlie. Still." 1360 01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:38,618 Let's just move that to Tuesday. 1361 01:08:38,661 --> 01:08:40,012 But they're expecting you. 1362 01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:42,164 Sorry. Just tell 'em no. 1363 01:08:42,206 --> 01:08:43,875 - Okay. - Okay. 1364 01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:45,585 I'll call you later. 1365 01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:48,587 Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me? 1366 01:08:49,588 --> 01:08:50,965 Maybe. 1367 01:08:51,006 --> 01:08:52,382 And you're welcome. 1368 01:08:52,425 --> 01:08:55,011 Thank you. 1369 01:08:55,052 --> 01:08:56,345 You and your mom? 1370 01:08:56,386 --> 01:08:58,014 Yeah, at Coney Island. 1371 01:08:58,055 --> 01:08:59,515 The Wonder Wheel. 1372 01:08:59,556 --> 01:09:01,409 Well, we actually called it "the wishing wheel." 1373 01:09:01,434 --> 01:09:03,144 Yeah. We loved going out there. 1374 01:09:03,185 --> 01:09:05,479 Although the last time that I took her out there, 1375 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:07,023 it was closed 'cause it was winter. 1376 01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:09,067 It was, like, right before she passed away. 1377 01:09:09,108 --> 01:09:10,943 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No, no. 1378 01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:13,195 It-It's okay. I like talking about her. 1379 01:09:13,237 --> 01:09:17,908 It happened a while ago when Lou was like five, but... 1380 01:09:17,949 --> 01:09:22,622 they definitely got to spend some good times together. 1381 01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:26,042 And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou. 1382 01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:27,918 You think she would've liked me? 1383 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:28,920 No. 1384 01:09:28,961 --> 01:09:29,962 What? 1385 01:09:30,003 --> 01:09:31,713 Yes, she would've loved you. 1386 01:09:31,756 --> 01:09:33,341 She would've thought you were amazing. 1387 01:09:33,382 --> 01:09:35,760 I mean, she might have questioned a few things. 1388 01:09:35,801 --> 01:09:37,677 She was very... 1389 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,471 Well, she was very self-sufficient. 1390 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:41,349 Well, I'm, like, the most self-sufficient 1391 01:09:41,390 --> 01:09:42,934 person on the planet. 1392 01:09:42,975 --> 01:09:45,269 -I mean, I do more things in one day than... -No, I know. 1393 01:09:45,310 --> 01:09:47,229 I know you do. I'm not saying that. 1394 01:09:47,270 --> 01:09:48,457 I'm saying you have a lot of people, 1395 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,750 you know, kind of handling things. 1396 01:09:49,774 --> 01:09:51,609 There's nothing wrong with having help. 1397 01:09:51,650 --> 01:09:53,170 I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless. - 1398 01:09:53,194 --> 01:09:55,296 It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate. 1399 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,282 I know, but you might not need as many people helping you 1400 01:09:58,323 --> 01:09:59,992 as you think you do. 1401 01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:02,328 So, what are you saying? 1402 01:10:02,369 --> 01:10:05,081 You want me to try being alone? 1403 01:10:05,122 --> 01:10:06,623 Because I could go be alone right now. 1404 01:10:06,666 --> 01:10:08,251 No, no, uh, let's be clear. 1405 01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:11,378 "Alone" means without help, not alone without me. 1406 01:10:11,421 --> 01:10:13,547 Wait. 1407 01:10:13,588 --> 01:10:15,507 Is this a challenge? 1408 01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:16,926 Now you get it. 1409 01:10:16,967 --> 01:10:18,737 - What, are you challenging me? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1410 01:10:18,761 --> 01:10:21,680 Yeah, but let's make it a real challenge, okay? 1411 01:10:21,722 --> 01:10:23,725 - Okay. - That means without doormen. 1412 01:10:23,765 --> 01:10:25,810 - Without yes-Melissa. - Fine. 1413 01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:27,019 Without cooks, 1414 01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:29,229 without cleaners, without hair extenders. 1415 01:10:29,271 --> 01:10:31,064 Yeah, this is serious. 1416 01:10:31,106 --> 01:10:32,774 Without live-feeding. 1417 01:10:32,817 --> 01:10:34,902 Without constant filming updates. 1418 01:10:34,944 --> 01:10:37,447 Without all that little stuff. Gone. 1419 01:10:37,488 --> 01:10:39,532 Okay. I can do that. 1420 01:10:39,573 --> 01:10:41,576 - Okay. - What are you gonna do? 1421 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:43,536 Me? I'm... You know, I'm gonna be there. 1422 01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:44,912 I'm gonna monitor. 1423 01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:45,954 Mm. 1424 01:10:45,997 --> 01:10:47,414 Nice try, buddy. 1425 01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:49,000 - Okay. - What? 1426 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:52,295 You're gonna get on social media. 1427 01:10:52,336 --> 01:10:53,587 - No. - Yes. 1428 01:10:53,628 --> 01:10:55,131 Come on, that's... This is about you. 1429 01:10:55,172 --> 01:10:56,631 You're gonna go on social media. 1430 01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:59,676 You're gonna have Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok. 1431 01:10:59,719 --> 01:11:01,804 - You're gonna do a dance! Yes! - This is about you. 1432 01:11:01,845 --> 01:11:03,139 - Don't flip it. - No, listen. 1433 01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:04,474 Why are you so judgmental? 1434 01:11:04,515 --> 01:11:05,807 It's so crazy. 1435 01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:08,560 No, look, this is gonna be a great thing. 1436 01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:10,979 It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher. 1437 01:11:11,021 --> 01:11:12,398 Seriously. 1438 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,984 If you don't do it, I'm not doing it. 1439 01:11:16,027 --> 01:11:17,612 Okay. 1440 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:22,949 So, this is your little getaway? 1441 01:11:23,993 --> 01:11:25,912 Nope. It's locked. 1442 01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:35,880 Nothing under there? 1443 01:11:35,921 --> 01:11:37,965 Gosh. Dang it. 1444 01:11:38,006 --> 01:11:39,634 Jeff, can you... 1445 01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:41,176 No, no, th-that's cheating. 1446 01:11:41,219 --> 01:11:43,679 Come on. What are you gonna do? 1447 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,930 You got a little problem. 1448 01:11:44,971 --> 01:11:46,349 Sometimes you just got to concede. 1449 01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:47,600 It's okay. 1450 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,029 You really like to win. 1451 01:12:01,072 --> 01:12:03,533 Yes! 1452 01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:06,618 Coming? 1453 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:12,833 I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses. 1454 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:14,961 It's better. 1455 01:12:17,421 --> 01:12:19,381 Living room. 1456 01:12:21,426 --> 01:12:22,426 Ugh, this... 1457 01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:23,886 Uh, no. Sound. 1458 01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:27,390 Oh, my God. 1459 01:12:27,431 --> 01:12:30,768 - Jesus! - Whose house is this? 1460 01:12:30,810 --> 01:12:32,270 Well, that actually could be nice 1461 01:12:32,310 --> 01:12:34,604 to offset the breeze from the broken window. 1462 01:12:34,646 --> 01:12:36,481 - We can make s'mores. - I like s'mores. 1463 01:12:36,524 --> 01:12:37,859 - Me, too. - Yeah. 1464 01:12:40,819 --> 01:12:44,865 I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself. 1465 01:12:53,707 --> 01:12:55,752 I think you may have forgotten this. 1466 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,688 Jesus, he's had an account for 45 minutes, 1467 01:12:57,712 --> 01:12:59,881 and he already has half a million followers. 1468 01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:00,983 - Oh, my God. Look. - Half a million? 1469 01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:02,300 Now you need your own web page. 1470 01:13:02,341 --> 01:13:05,261 Already created it on Wix.com. 1471 01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:06,720 "Numbers Neva Lie." 1472 01:13:06,762 --> 01:13:08,364 - Oh, that's perfect. - That is a good one. 1473 01:13:08,389 --> 01:13:10,766 - I love that. Do you love that? - Yeah, yeah, I do like it. 1474 01:13:10,807 --> 01:13:13,019 So, what do you want your caption to be, Mr. G? 1475 01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:16,773 "If you sit in the question, 1476 01:13:16,814 --> 01:13:19,192 the answer will find you." 1477 01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:28,451 Sorry, I was checking out this guy on Instagram. 1478 01:13:28,493 --> 01:13:29,993 Oh. Should I be jealous? 1479 01:13:30,036 --> 01:13:32,997 He sounds very interesting and handsome. 1480 01:13:33,038 --> 01:13:35,416 Just posting about all this math stuff. 1481 01:13:35,457 --> 01:13:36,792 Oh, one of those. 1482 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,002 Brought you an apple. 1483 01:13:45,676 --> 01:13:48,179 Happy birthday, part one. 1484 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,806 Oh. Thank you. 1485 01:13:50,847 --> 01:13:52,201 Yeah, on my last birthday, 1486 01:13:52,225 --> 01:13:54,185 I was at a math conference in the Poconos. 1487 01:13:54,226 --> 01:13:55,478 Oh! 1488 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,313 - I have a lot to live up to. - Yes. 1489 01:13:57,354 --> 01:13:58,855 - Open it! - Okay. 1490 01:14:03,235 --> 01:14:07,239 Like, a handkerchief or... 1491 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,908 Turn around. 1492 01:14:08,949 --> 01:14:11,618 Oh, it's a blindfold. 1493 01:14:11,661 --> 01:14:13,787 Oh. 1494 01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:15,622 I'm a little taken aback. 1495 01:14:15,664 --> 01:14:18,667 I, uh, didn't know this was your thing, 1496 01:14:18,710 --> 01:14:22,671 - but whatever you're... into. - Shh. 1497 01:14:22,713 --> 01:14:24,506 - Okay, straight ahead. - Okay. 1498 01:14:24,548 --> 01:14:26,091 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 1499 01:14:26,134 --> 01:14:27,485 - You should be. - Okay. 1500 01:14:27,510 --> 01:14:28,677 Wait, turn around. 1501 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,387 It's not a piñata. 1502 01:14:30,430 --> 01:14:31,764 Maybe. Okay. 1503 01:14:31,805 --> 01:14:33,099 That's it, right there. 1504 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,975 - That's where I need you. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1505 01:14:35,016 --> 01:14:37,228 - You ready? - Okay. 1506 01:14:48,322 --> 01:14:49,657 Happy birthday. 1507 01:14:49,698 --> 01:14:51,199 No. 1508 01:14:51,242 --> 01:14:53,327 How? 1509 01:14:53,368 --> 01:14:55,704 I know a guy who knows a guy. 1510 01:14:57,414 --> 01:14:59,792 Come on. 1511 01:15:02,252 --> 01:15:04,921 Okay, so we're on the wishing wheel. 1512 01:15:04,963 --> 01:15:07,591 - Yes. - Go ahead. 1513 01:15:11,261 --> 01:15:12,721 'Kay, done. 1514 01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:14,765 Your turn. Make a wish. 1515 01:15:15,766 --> 01:15:17,726 I already got it. 1516 01:15:37,329 --> 01:15:38,413 Yeah. 1517 01:15:40,582 --> 01:15:42,502 - 21! - Yes! 1518 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:43,586 Yeah! 1519 01:15:43,627 --> 01:15:44,837 - Yeah! - Hey. 1520 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:46,421 Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry. 1521 01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:47,840 Great day, you guys. 1522 01:15:47,881 --> 01:15:49,926 We are finished. Grab your stuff. 1523 01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:51,927 I'm ready. 1524 01:15:51,969 --> 01:15:53,595 You are. You're gonna be great. 1525 01:15:53,637 --> 01:15:55,490 - Yo, is that Bastian? - Amazing. -LOU: Thanks. 1526 01:15:55,515 --> 01:15:57,618 - Yo. What's up, kids? - Oh, my God, Bastian! 1527 01:15:58,810 --> 01:15:59,894 Wait, what's going on? 1528 01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:01,604 He insisted on coming. 1529 01:16:01,645 --> 01:16:04,189 Hey, come on, now. Your parents are waiting for you outside. 1530 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:06,192 Okay. See you later, guys. See you. Bye. 1531 01:16:06,234 --> 01:16:07,777 I tried to give you a heads-up, 1532 01:16:07,819 --> 01:16:09,128 but somebody wasn't answering her phone. 1533 01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:10,631 No, no. There are no phones at school. 1534 01:16:10,654 --> 01:16:12,341 - What are you guys doing here? - You got nominated 1535 01:16:12,364 --> 01:16:15,993 for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys. 1536 01:16:16,034 --> 01:16:17,119 What?! 1537 01:16:17,161 --> 01:16:18,471 "Marry Me"... 1538 01:16:18,496 --> 01:16:20,789 - Yeah. -Oh, my God! - We got nominated! 1539 01:16:20,832 --> 01:16:22,792 - Can you believe it? - Congratulations. 1540 01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:23,935 - Oh, my God, yes! - Congratulations. 1541 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,462 - Yes. Oh, my God. - Wow. 1542 01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:27,755 I can't believe this. 1543 01:16:27,796 --> 01:16:29,024 It was only a matter of time, babe. 1544 01:16:29,047 --> 01:16:30,632 - Oh, my God. - You should tell her. 1545 01:16:30,675 --> 01:16:32,342 Oh, yeah. So, um, Bastian's concert 1546 01:16:32,385 --> 01:16:34,554 at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming 1547 01:16:34,595 --> 01:16:36,889 across multiple platforms, so there's loads of exposure. 1548 01:16:36,930 --> 01:16:38,850 Yeah, he thought we could 1549 01:16:38,890 --> 01:16:41,101 surprise everyone and do "Marry Me." 1550 01:16:41,144 --> 01:16:42,954 Right. Now, the ballots are out next week, 1551 01:16:42,979 --> 01:16:45,648 and nobody's seen you two together since... 1552 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:47,567 well, you know, a while. 1553 01:16:47,608 --> 01:16:49,359 Um... 1554 01:16:49,402 --> 01:16:51,319 You know, we don't... we don't have any 1555 01:16:51,362 --> 01:16:53,613 - of the dancers in town. - No, no, no. 1556 01:16:53,655 --> 01:16:55,115 It's short notice. I-I don't... 1557 01:16:55,158 --> 01:16:57,076 No, but wait. But we can do the ballad version. 1558 01:16:57,118 --> 01:17:00,412 The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony. 1559 01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:05,501 I don't know, Sebastian. 1560 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:06,877 "Sebastian"? 1561 01:17:10,631 --> 01:17:12,632 Come on. "Sebastian"? 1562 01:17:12,675 --> 01:17:13,717 That's his real name. 1563 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,011 Look, can I just... 1564 01:17:15,052 --> 01:17:16,679 I-I know this is a little... 1565 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:18,264 I'm not trying to make a thing here, 1566 01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:20,725 but this is the song that you were gonna get married to. 1567 01:17:20,766 --> 01:17:22,560 This is huge for me. 1568 01:17:22,601 --> 01:17:24,561 Totally. Totally. 1569 01:17:25,354 --> 01:17:27,105 You should come. I want you to come. 1570 01:17:27,148 --> 01:17:29,358 Are you gonna come with us? 1571 01:17:31,069 --> 01:17:32,779 Right. Okay. I mean, it's... 1572 01:17:32,819 --> 01:17:34,363 it's not a big deal. 1573 01:17:34,404 --> 01:17:36,908 The nomination is. 1574 01:17:37,867 --> 01:17:39,827 So please don't be upset. 1575 01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:41,703 I-I'm just being a jerk. 1576 01:17:41,746 --> 01:17:43,206 And I'm sorry. 1577 01:17:43,247 --> 01:17:46,208 I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit 1578 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:49,045 and you don't need them to tell you how good you are. 1579 01:17:49,837 --> 01:17:51,421 I know. 1580 01:17:51,463 --> 01:17:52,840 Just do me a favor. 1581 01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:55,801 Don't say "Sebastian." 1582 01:17:58,762 --> 01:18:01,056 See you, babe. 1583 01:18:01,099 --> 01:18:02,766 - See you soon. - Hey. 1584 01:18:02,809 --> 01:18:04,161 We got to schedule a band rehearsal 1585 01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:06,186 - and a wardrobe fitting. - Okay. 1586 01:18:06,229 --> 01:18:07,604 - Now? - Yes, now. 1587 01:18:07,646 --> 01:18:08,814 - Yes. - Okay. You good? 1588 01:18:08,855 --> 01:18:10,524 - I'm good. - Are you sure? 1589 01:18:10,565 --> 01:18:12,150 Okay, I'll call you. 1590 01:18:12,193 --> 01:18:15,529 This is gonna be so exciting! 1591 01:18:25,163 --> 01:18:26,916 Hey. 1592 01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:30,043 - You okay? - Yeah. 1593 01:18:30,086 --> 01:18:32,630 Just keeping Tank company. 1594 01:18:32,671 --> 01:18:34,923 Good dog. 1595 01:18:37,135 --> 01:18:39,679 You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian 1596 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,764 and dump you? 1597 01:18:41,805 --> 01:18:44,434 No. 1598 01:18:44,475 --> 01:18:45,976 Yeah. 1599 01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:48,311 I'd be afraid of that, too. 1600 01:18:56,319 --> 01:18:58,280 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1601 01:18:58,322 --> 01:19:00,783 Thank you. Um... 1602 01:19:00,824 --> 01:19:03,828 I have a little surprise for you tonight. 1603 01:19:04,912 --> 01:19:07,457 There is a woman 1604 01:19:07,497 --> 01:19:09,876 who's been my heart... 1605 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:12,045 and my biggest inspiration. 1606 01:19:23,264 --> 01:19:25,140 She always gonna be my family. 1607 01:19:27,018 --> 01:19:29,645 And we're always gonna have... 1608 01:19:29,686 --> 01:19:31,314 "Marry Me." 1609 01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:47,954 Crowd's going bananas. 1610 01:19:47,997 --> 01:19:50,166 I know. 1611 01:19:50,207 --> 01:19:53,002 I don't know if I'd say "bananas," but... 1612 01:23:03,943 --> 01:23:07,070 Get your ass to the Garden. 1613 01:23:16,747 --> 01:23:17,873 Yes! 1614 01:23:17,914 --> 01:23:19,833 - Yeah. Pose. - We did it. 1615 01:23:19,876 --> 01:23:21,586 We look so good! 1616 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:25,440 You guys's chemistry is off the charts. 1617 01:23:25,465 --> 01:23:26,966 Come on, guys. Let's do it. 1618 01:23:27,007 --> 01:23:28,760 And the audience felt it. 1619 01:23:45,484 --> 01:23:46,735 - You know? - Yeah. 1620 01:23:46,778 --> 01:23:48,488 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 1621 01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:51,073 - I didn't know you were coming. - Hey. 1622 01:23:51,114 --> 01:23:52,742 No, I wasn't, and then I was like, 1623 01:23:52,783 --> 01:23:54,743 "I'm gonna get down there," and-and... 1624 01:23:54,786 --> 01:23:56,037 but I didn't have a pass, 1625 01:23:56,078 --> 01:23:57,847 so I couldn't get in at first, and then luckily, 1626 01:23:57,872 --> 01:23:59,916 someone saw me and they brought me backstage 1627 01:23:59,957 --> 01:24:02,835 and then brought me over here. 1628 01:24:02,877 --> 01:24:04,127 So, you didn't see it? 1629 01:24:04,170 --> 01:24:06,756 No, no, I did. I did. Yeah. 1630 01:24:06,797 --> 01:24:08,591 Uh, did you like it? 1631 01:24:08,632 --> 01:24:10,926 I-I... I thought it was amazing. 1632 01:24:10,967 --> 01:24:12,929 I-I was really happy for you. 1633 01:24:12,970 --> 01:24:14,305 I think you're amazing. 1634 01:24:15,806 --> 01:24:17,934 Can you guys... You know, fine, we'll go over here. 1635 01:24:17,975 --> 01:24:19,435 Oh, yeah. 1636 01:24:25,524 --> 01:24:27,984 It was great. It was... 1637 01:24:28,027 --> 01:24:30,029 Social media is exploding. 1638 01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:33,115 It's, uh... They're even saying you guys are back together. 1639 01:24:33,157 --> 01:24:35,952 Well, if social media says it's true, it must be true. 1640 01:24:40,456 --> 01:24:41,998 Wait, are you okay? 1641 01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:44,001 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 1642 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:48,296 I'm looking at you here, and it... it all worked out. 1643 01:24:48,338 --> 01:24:51,134 I mean, no one even remembers the meltdown. 1644 01:24:51,175 --> 01:24:53,219 I know. It's crazy, right? 1645 01:24:54,511 --> 01:24:56,722 I'm really happy for you. 1646 01:24:56,764 --> 01:24:58,932 You deserve it. 1647 01:24:58,975 --> 01:25:00,268 You really do. 1648 01:25:08,443 --> 01:25:10,027 God, he can sing. 1649 01:25:13,488 --> 01:25:15,198 "Segundochance." 1650 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,702 What-what is that? Second chances? 1651 01:25:18,994 --> 01:25:20,747 It's just a song. 1652 01:25:20,787 --> 01:25:22,164 Maybe. 1653 01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:25,208 Maybe it's something more. 1654 01:25:27,712 --> 01:25:29,005 What's going on? 1655 01:25:29,046 --> 01:25:30,797 Look, I know this is a big deal, 1656 01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:33,091 and that's why I wanted to come down here, 1657 01:25:33,134 --> 01:25:34,926 but I don't fit. 1658 01:25:34,969 --> 01:25:38,014 And I think that's objectively pretty true. 1659 01:25:38,055 --> 01:25:40,891 - And we don't need to pr... - So, what are you saying? 1660 01:25:42,476 --> 01:25:44,561 Look, if I'm being honest with myself, 1661 01:25:44,604 --> 01:25:46,689 I real... I really came down here 1662 01:25:46,730 --> 01:25:49,524 just to say that this... I don't think this works. 1663 01:25:51,194 --> 01:25:53,904 Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah? 1664 01:25:54,738 --> 01:25:56,698 Are you breaking up with me? 1665 01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:59,202 Katarina. Kat. 1666 01:25:59,243 --> 01:26:01,078 Kat, come here. 1667 01:26:01,119 --> 01:26:03,122 - Come here. - It's okay. Go. 1668 01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:04,539 - Go. - No. 1669 01:26:04,582 --> 01:26:05,975 - Come here. - What are you saying? 1670 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,728 - Tell me what you... - Hey, come on. 1671 01:26:07,752 --> 01:26:08,770 - What-what do you mean? - Everybody's calling you. 1672 01:26:08,795 --> 01:26:10,171 It's nothing. Talk later. 1673 01:26:10,212 --> 01:26:11,314 - Go. Go. - Come here, baby. 1674 01:26:11,338 --> 01:26:12,524 It's fine. Keep going. 1675 01:26:12,547 --> 01:26:13,925 - Come on. - Kat! Kat! Kat! 1676 01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:16,802 Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! 1677 01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:23,893 Guys, raise your glasses 1678 01:26:23,935 --> 01:26:27,604 to the woman who made all this possible tonight. 1679 01:26:28,773 --> 01:26:30,149 To you. 1680 01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:31,859 To you, Kat. 1681 01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:33,735 - Salud. - Salud. 1682 01:26:33,778 --> 01:26:35,445 Salud, salud. 1683 01:26:35,488 --> 01:26:37,573 Yes, cheers! 1684 01:26:38,658 --> 01:26:40,909 It's for you, Kat! 1685 01:30:19,503 --> 01:30:21,381 Come on, Charlie. Don't be stupid. 1686 01:30:21,421 --> 01:30:23,632 Well, it's a little late for that. 1687 01:30:24,675 --> 01:30:26,551 - You got another one. - Take it, please. 1688 01:30:26,594 --> 01:30:28,220 It-it's made out to the school. 1689 01:30:28,261 --> 01:30:30,597 It just feels a little unseemly. 1690 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,350 - I didn't do it for the money. - I know, 1691 01:30:32,391 --> 01:30:34,894 but if you don't take the check, then the prenup's not binding. 1692 01:30:34,935 --> 01:30:36,979 You could sell your story. 1693 01:30:37,020 --> 01:30:39,649 You could write a book. 1694 01:30:39,689 --> 01:30:41,900 Is that what you think of me? 1695 01:30:43,819 --> 01:30:45,320 Oh, come on, Charlie. 1696 01:30:45,363 --> 01:30:46,988 I was rooting for you. 1697 01:30:47,030 --> 01:30:49,826 I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to. 1698 01:30:49,867 --> 01:30:52,994 I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world. 1699 01:30:53,037 --> 01:30:54,538 You're disappointing yourself. 1700 01:30:54,579 --> 01:30:57,332 I'm protecting myself. 1701 01:30:57,375 --> 01:30:58,835 I can't get away from her. 1702 01:30:58,876 --> 01:31:02,671 There's always a poster, a Vitamix or a billboard. 1703 01:31:02,713 --> 01:31:05,550 You know they're not together? 1704 01:31:08,761 --> 01:31:10,721 Maybe not. 1705 01:31:11,639 --> 01:31:13,181 But, Colin, can you do me a favor? 1706 01:31:13,224 --> 01:31:15,851 Will you be there for her when she figures it all out? 1707 01:31:15,893 --> 01:31:17,936 She's gonna need someone. 1708 01:31:26,654 --> 01:31:28,405 On Friday's show, we'll be talking 1709 01:31:28,448 --> 01:31:30,574 to the beautiful Kat Valdez 1710 01:31:30,615 --> 01:31:32,368 about her new hit single "On My Way," 1711 01:31:32,409 --> 01:31:35,704 with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss. 1712 01:31:38,498 --> 01:31:40,460 - Night. - Night. 1713 01:31:40,501 --> 01:31:42,878 Established by jaw snapping, 1714 01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:46,173 headbutting or tail slapping. 1715 01:31:46,215 --> 01:31:49,551 Physical dominance establishes the leader. 1716 01:31:49,594 --> 01:31:53,722 Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins 1717 01:31:53,765 --> 01:31:56,100 and can cover 80 miles. 1718 01:32:11,239 --> 01:32:14,243 Mathalon, baby, with the Mathalonians. 1719 01:32:14,284 --> 01:32:16,119 - Headed to Peoria, Illinois. - Hey. 1720 01:32:16,162 --> 01:32:17,872 Coming to get ya. 1721 01:32:17,913 --> 01:32:19,916 - Wait, what are you doing? - Oh, we're live. 1722 01:32:19,957 --> 01:32:23,086 Say something smart or witty or, uh, numeric. 1723 01:32:23,127 --> 01:32:25,630 5,000 people are watching. 1724 01:32:25,671 --> 01:32:26,963 Bye. 1725 01:32:27,006 --> 01:32:28,673 - Charles. - I'm serious. 1726 01:32:28,716 --> 01:32:30,467 Um, I can't. Turn it off. 1727 01:32:30,510 --> 01:32:32,677 Are you at some point gonna be fun again? 1728 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:33,930 I was never fun. 1729 01:32:33,970 --> 01:32:36,349 That's true, and I love you anyway. 1730 01:32:36,390 --> 01:32:38,243 You know, you're not always gonna feel this way. 1731 01:32:38,266 --> 01:32:41,020 You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you. 1732 01:32:41,061 --> 01:32:42,563 Parker. No, we weren't. 1733 01:32:42,604 --> 01:32:45,024 - Come on, let's go, Percy. - We absolutely were. 1734 01:32:45,942 --> 01:32:48,444 I loved you and Charlie as a couple. 1735 01:32:48,485 --> 01:32:50,822 Are you still friends? 1736 01:32:51,948 --> 01:32:54,074 Is it okay if I ask you that? 1737 01:32:55,076 --> 01:32:56,202 Yeah. 1738 01:32:56,243 --> 01:32:58,246 Um, sure. 1739 01:32:58,287 --> 01:32:59,788 Yeah. 1740 01:32:59,831 --> 01:33:01,082 He seems like the sweetest man. 1741 01:33:01,123 --> 01:33:03,167 You know, I actually DMed him 1742 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:06,045 to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow. 1743 01:33:06,087 --> 01:33:09,841 He never answered, obviously. 1744 01:33:11,509 --> 01:33:13,427 Mathalon's tomorrow? 1745 01:33:13,469 --> 01:33:14,636 Yeah. 1746 01:33:14,679 --> 01:33:16,264 Hey. 1747 01:33:16,305 --> 01:33:17,724 Hey. 1748 01:33:17,765 --> 01:33:19,015 I'll just fix that. 1749 01:33:19,057 --> 01:33:21,060 Thank you. 1750 01:33:22,353 --> 01:33:24,980 - Oh, I like that. - Mm. Thank you. 1751 01:33:25,021 --> 01:33:26,815 Nice. 1752 01:33:26,858 --> 01:33:28,650 So, we've been... we've been 1753 01:33:28,693 --> 01:33:30,128 beating around the bush, and I think that 1754 01:33:30,153 --> 01:33:31,612 we should get right down to it. 1755 01:33:31,654 --> 01:33:34,323 I mean, we all know that you guys are not "together," 1756 01:33:34,364 --> 01:33:37,827 uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me" for each other. 1757 01:33:37,868 --> 01:33:40,662 Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo" for Kat. 1758 01:33:40,704 --> 01:33:43,291 Kat wrote "On My Way" for Bastian. 1759 01:33:43,332 --> 01:33:46,293 I'd say the next song should probably be, uh, 1760 01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:49,255 "Come On Already!" Am I right? 1761 01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:51,256 Let's see if we can get these two guys 1762 01:33:51,298 --> 01:33:53,509 to sing a little romantic duet when we come back. 1763 01:33:53,551 --> 01:33:55,052 - Ooh. - Ooh. 1764 01:33:55,094 --> 01:33:58,014 Do not change that channel. 1765 01:34:07,314 --> 01:34:10,400 I didn't write "On My Way" for Bastian. 1766 01:34:14,822 --> 01:34:16,490 I'm sorry, Jimmy. 1767 01:34:16,532 --> 01:34:20,953 I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany, but... 1768 01:34:20,994 --> 01:34:23,247 I don't want to go back. 1769 01:34:26,292 --> 01:34:30,712 Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough, 1770 01:34:30,755 --> 01:34:32,881 the answer finds you. 1771 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,051 And the answer is... 1772 01:34:37,470 --> 01:34:40,765 I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over. 1773 01:34:42,766 --> 01:34:45,478 I want something different. 1774 01:34:50,899 --> 01:34:54,112 Come here. 1775 01:34:59,783 --> 01:35:02,494 So, I'm guessing no romantic duet. 1776 01:35:04,329 --> 01:35:05,997 - Hey. -Kat! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1777 01:35:06,039 --> 01:35:07,559 - That's Kat Valdez. - Kat! Kat, wait! -Over here! 1778 01:35:07,582 --> 01:35:10,252 -Where you going? -Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh? 1779 01:35:10,293 --> 01:35:11,253 Peoria. 1780 01:35:11,295 --> 01:35:13,631 - I'll get you a plane. - No. 1781 01:35:13,672 --> 01:35:15,466 I want to do this by myself, okay? 1782 01:35:15,507 --> 01:35:17,403 - Can't be that hard. - Kat, come on. 1783 01:35:17,426 --> 01:35:19,113 - Kat, where you headed? - How about another shot? 1784 01:35:19,136 --> 01:35:20,721 Take me to the airport. 1785 01:35:20,762 --> 01:35:22,097 Bye! 1786 01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:23,765 Hey. 1787 01:35:23,807 --> 01:35:25,393 That's not our car. 1788 01:35:29,146 --> 01:35:30,981 Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez? 1789 01:35:31,023 --> 01:35:32,774 Oh, my God. Kat Valdez? 1790 01:35:32,817 --> 01:35:34,652 You're right. What's she doing here? 1791 01:35:36,154 --> 01:35:38,905 Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria 1792 01:35:38,948 --> 01:35:41,158 is through Chicago, but it's all sold out. 1793 01:35:41,199 --> 01:35:42,618 If you fly tomorrow... 1794 01:35:42,659 --> 01:35:44,828 Tonight. It has to be tonight. 1795 01:35:44,871 --> 01:35:46,913 The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow, 1796 01:35:46,956 --> 01:35:49,207 and I promised I'd be there. 1797 01:35:51,877 --> 01:35:56,131 I will give anyone $5,000 for their standby slot to Chicago. 1798 01:35:56,173 --> 01:35:59,969 It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket. 1799 01:36:00,011 --> 01:36:01,595 - You can't? - Kat. 1800 01:36:01,636 --> 01:36:04,306 Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket? 1801 01:36:04,347 --> 01:36:06,309 Uh, yeah. Everyone does. 1802 01:36:06,350 --> 01:36:08,394 Now, I can't get you a plane, 1803 01:36:08,435 --> 01:36:10,604 but we got you the last available ticket. 1804 01:36:10,645 --> 01:36:11,855 It's in coach. 1805 01:36:11,898 --> 01:36:13,608 - You're a lifesaver. - Yeah, yeah. 1806 01:36:13,649 --> 01:36:16,069 Tell me that after you get there, okay? 1807 01:36:16,109 --> 01:36:18,904 So, there's your passport and some money. 1808 01:36:18,945 --> 01:36:20,948 Go find your answer. 1809 01:36:23,826 --> 01:36:26,412 - Okay. - Go on. 1810 01:36:26,453 --> 01:36:28,038 Bye. 1811 01:36:29,623 --> 01:36:31,393 Ladies and gentlemen, due to 1812 01:36:31,417 --> 01:36:33,103 freezing weather conditions and some strong headwinds, 1813 01:36:33,127 --> 01:36:35,046 we will be in flight a little longer than usual, 1814 01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:37,047 but we will get you there by morning. 1815 01:36:37,090 --> 01:36:38,800 Excuse me, miss. 1816 01:36:38,841 --> 01:36:41,344 I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight. 1817 01:36:41,386 --> 01:36:44,055 I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps, cheese cubes 1818 01:36:44,096 --> 01:36:45,515 and Michelob ULTRA. 1819 01:36:45,555 --> 01:36:48,141 Okay, well, then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA. 1820 01:36:49,894 --> 01:36:52,063 What about the cheese cubes? 1821 01:36:52,104 --> 01:36:54,231 Sure. Cheese cubes, too. Why not? 1822 01:36:54,273 --> 01:36:59,112 Um, also, who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat? 1823 01:37:00,738 --> 01:37:04,367 Uh, the answer is nine? 1824 01:37:04,408 --> 01:37:06,577 That answer is correct. 1825 01:37:06,618 --> 01:37:08,787 This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons. 1826 01:37:08,829 --> 01:37:09,913 Nice, Esther. 1827 01:37:09,956 --> 01:37:11,289 Good job. 1828 01:37:11,332 --> 01:37:13,417 Go, Esther! 1829 01:37:17,462 --> 01:37:19,423 Where are the people with the cars? 1830 01:37:19,465 --> 01:37:21,300 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a phone charger? 1831 01:37:21,341 --> 01:37:22,676 - I-I need... - No. Sorry. 1832 01:37:22,719 --> 01:37:23,802 - I do. - You... 1833 01:37:23,845 --> 01:37:25,887 Colin called me, so... 1834 01:37:25,930 --> 01:37:27,390 Is Charlie here? 1835 01:37:27,431 --> 01:37:29,725 You know, I didn't tell him I was coming. 1836 01:37:29,766 --> 01:37:32,770 I didn't want to screw with him on the big day, in case... 1837 01:37:33,729 --> 01:37:36,565 You know, he's not good with the back-and-forth, 1838 01:37:36,606 --> 01:37:39,985 so I got to ask you, Kat, are you... 1839 01:37:42,195 --> 01:37:44,532 Is this for real? 1840 01:37:45,408 --> 01:37:47,409 Well, I walked out on Fallon 1841 01:37:47,452 --> 01:37:50,371 to freeze my toes off in Peoria, so... 1842 01:37:52,497 --> 01:37:54,207 Excellent point. 1843 01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:56,085 I called an Uber. 1844 01:37:56,877 --> 01:37:58,337 47 minutes? 1845 01:37:58,378 --> 01:37:59,713 What? 1846 01:37:59,756 --> 01:38:00,922 We're not gonna make it. 1847 01:38:00,965 --> 01:38:02,382 Didn't they already start? 1848 01:38:02,425 --> 01:38:04,510 Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what... 1849 01:38:04,551 --> 01:38:07,305 Wait! 1850 01:38:11,059 --> 01:38:15,104 This woman, this superstar, this icon, 1851 01:38:15,145 --> 01:38:17,606 has flown in coach in stilettos 1852 01:38:17,648 --> 01:38:20,525 to win back the unlikely love of her life, 1853 01:38:20,568 --> 01:38:23,945 who, against all odds, she loves. 1854 01:38:23,988 --> 01:38:25,614 And he loves her. 1855 01:38:25,655 --> 01:38:26,908 He does, right? 1856 01:38:26,948 --> 01:38:28,576 Completely. 1857 01:38:28,618 --> 01:38:32,412 The next thing you say will forecast not just their future 1858 01:38:32,454 --> 01:38:34,957 but the future of-of anyone who ever believed 1859 01:38:34,998 --> 01:38:36,792 in the magic of a leap of faith. 1860 01:38:36,833 --> 01:38:39,796 -Look... -She'll give you a thousand dollars. 1861 01:38:39,837 --> 01:38:42,215 The answer is 15. 1862 01:38:42,256 --> 01:38:43,649 The answer is correct. 1863 01:38:43,673 --> 01:38:45,885 -Five points, Trinity Numerators. -Yes! 1864 01:38:45,926 --> 01:38:47,302 Yes! Get 'em! 1865 01:38:48,095 --> 01:38:49,305 Congratulations. 1866 01:38:49,346 --> 01:38:50,597 After a break, 1867 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,682 we're moving to a sudden-death round 1868 01:38:52,725 --> 01:38:54,310 between the three-time champions, 1869 01:38:54,351 --> 01:38:56,395 - Trinity Numerators... - Yes! 1870 01:38:56,436 --> 01:38:59,189 And the first-time finalists, Coolidge Pi-thons. 1871 01:39:01,234 --> 01:39:02,318 Sudden death. 1872 01:39:02,359 --> 01:39:03,819 Ooh. Blast off. 1873 01:39:03,860 --> 01:39:07,698 First up, Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi-thons. 1874 01:39:07,739 --> 01:39:09,408 Choker better pray. 1875 01:39:09,449 --> 01:39:11,159 Shut up. 1876 01:39:13,246 --> 01:39:14,788 You laughing at that? 1877 01:39:14,831 --> 01:39:16,498 Look... 1878 01:39:16,541 --> 01:39:18,501 I don't want to embarrass you. 1879 01:39:18,542 --> 01:39:20,168 I know that's your daughter. 1880 01:39:20,211 --> 01:39:22,171 - Yeah? - I saw her last year. 1881 01:39:22,212 --> 01:39:24,047 She's got stage fright. 1882 01:39:24,090 --> 01:39:26,175 My daughter's fine. 1883 01:39:26,216 --> 01:39:28,594 Look, I just think maybe it would be easier on you 1884 01:39:28,636 --> 01:39:30,887 if you guys just conceded the title. 1885 01:39:30,930 --> 01:39:32,640 - Concede? - Mm-hmm. 1886 01:39:32,681 --> 01:39:34,475 - Give you the trophy? - No. 1887 01:39:34,516 --> 01:39:37,561 It's more like you save yourself from humiliation. 1888 01:39:37,603 --> 01:39:39,271 Huh? 1889 01:39:40,355 --> 01:39:42,899 Okay, huddle up. Here we go. 1890 01:39:42,942 --> 01:39:46,487 So, um, Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know 1891 01:39:46,529 --> 01:39:48,864 if we just want to concede and give him the trophy. 1892 01:39:48,905 --> 01:39:50,867 - No! - That doesn't even make sense. 1893 01:39:50,908 --> 01:39:52,618 - Yeah. - Four in a row, baby. 1894 01:39:52,659 --> 01:39:56,247 How about we go show him what the Pi-thons are all about? 1895 01:39:56,288 --> 01:39:57,873 Yeah! 1896 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:01,210 Lou, you ready for this? 1897 01:40:02,587 --> 01:40:04,421 Watch me. 1898 01:40:10,427 --> 01:40:11,863 This next answer will determine 1899 01:40:11,887 --> 01:40:15,182 whether the Coolidge Pi-thons win the Mathalon. 1900 01:40:15,224 --> 01:40:16,475 Lou Gilbert. 1901 01:40:16,516 --> 01:40:18,394 - Yes, Lou. - Go, Lou! 1902 01:40:23,106 --> 01:40:25,525 Come on, Lou. -You got this. 1903 01:40:26,903 --> 01:40:29,488 - Come on, Lou. You got this. - Come on, Lou. 1904 01:40:30,448 --> 01:40:33,951 A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse 1905 01:40:33,993 --> 01:40:35,536 whose width is twice its height. 1906 01:40:35,578 --> 01:40:38,497 What is the area of the ellipse in square units? 1907 01:40:41,583 --> 01:40:44,545 You know this. Set your mind to it. 1908 01:40:44,587 --> 01:40:46,506 She's got it. 1909 01:40:46,546 --> 01:40:48,298 Yeah, she... 1910 01:40:48,341 --> 01:40:51,260 Anyone know a good choke? 1911 01:40:51,301 --> 01:40:52,445 - Hey. - Quiet, please. 1912 01:40:52,470 --> 01:40:53,887 Please respect the Mathalonians. 1913 01:40:57,140 --> 01:40:58,810 It's not fair. 1914 01:40:58,850 --> 01:41:00,060 Loser! 1915 01:41:08,277 --> 01:41:10,113 I tried to protect you from this. 1916 01:41:10,154 --> 01:41:12,448 Stop it. 1917 01:41:12,489 --> 01:41:14,867 Stay with us, Lou. 1918 01:41:17,744 --> 01:41:20,456 Don't let it get in your head! 1919 01:41:20,497 --> 01:41:22,500 Lou. 1920 01:41:29,047 --> 01:41:31,216 What the hell is this? 1921 01:41:32,051 --> 01:41:33,845 Oh, my God. 1922 01:41:43,311 --> 01:41:45,230 You guys, it's over here! 1923 01:41:46,399 --> 01:41:47,859 Dork! 1924 01:41:47,899 --> 01:41:49,609 Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea. 1925 01:41:49,652 --> 01:41:51,279 Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert. 1926 01:41:51,319 --> 01:41:52,779 Yeah. Yeah. 1927 01:41:52,822 --> 01:41:54,782 You got it. 1928 01:41:55,867 --> 01:41:57,659 Come on! 1929 01:42:05,710 --> 01:42:07,878 Come on. Objection. He's counting. 1930 01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:09,838 He's dancing, you lunatic. 1931 01:42:10,922 --> 01:42:12,216 That's Kat Valdez. 1932 01:42:12,257 --> 01:42:14,469 Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die. 1933 01:42:15,261 --> 01:42:16,762 Come on. Come on. 1934 01:42:22,225 --> 01:42:24,270 I believe in you! 1935 01:42:28,231 --> 01:42:29,900 32 pi! 1936 01:42:31,569 --> 01:42:33,488 - The answer is correct. - Yes! 1937 01:42:33,529 --> 01:42:35,238 But the timer's elapsed. 1938 01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:37,408 The Trinity Numerators retain their national status. 1939 01:42:37,449 --> 01:42:38,993 We'll reconvene 1940 01:42:39,034 --> 01:42:42,204 -in ten minutes for the awards presentation. -Yeah! 1941 01:42:42,246 --> 01:42:43,622 Hey, it's okay, Lou. 1942 01:42:43,663 --> 01:42:45,309 Four years in a row! 1943 01:42:45,332 --> 01:42:47,627 Four years in a row! Four years in a row! 1944 01:42:47,667 --> 01:42:48,920 Hey. Hey. 1945 01:42:48,961 --> 01:42:51,046 I'm so proud of you. 1946 01:42:51,088 --> 01:42:53,632 - Dad, I lost again. - No, it doesn't matter. 1947 01:42:53,673 --> 01:42:56,551 First of all, you got it right. It was perfect. 1948 01:42:56,594 --> 01:42:58,887 But second of all, you were just up there. 1949 01:42:58,930 --> 01:43:01,724 You stood up there, and you were so brave. 1950 01:43:02,557 --> 01:43:03,850 I'm the one who should be crying 1951 01:43:03,893 --> 01:43:06,061 for the dancing I was doing. 1952 01:43:06,104 --> 01:43:08,271 You were great. 1953 01:43:09,439 --> 01:43:11,359 Thank you. 1954 01:43:12,693 --> 01:43:15,613 I love you, Dad. 1955 01:43:15,654 --> 01:43:17,823 You were amazing, Lou. 1956 01:43:17,864 --> 01:43:19,324 Really, I mean, 1957 01:43:19,367 --> 01:43:21,702 you took a shot even though it was scary. 1958 01:43:23,162 --> 01:43:24,788 That's what matters. 1959 01:43:28,126 --> 01:43:30,962 Not everything adds up the way you think it will. 1960 01:43:33,756 --> 01:43:37,426 You know, they say if you want something different, 1961 01:43:37,467 --> 01:43:39,886 you have to do something different. 1962 01:43:40,846 --> 01:43:43,349 What if we're just too different? 1963 01:43:43,390 --> 01:43:45,935 What if we're not? 1964 01:44:23,722 --> 01:44:26,475 I'm fully blacking out right now. 1965 01:44:26,516 --> 01:44:29,645 - Come on, Mr. G. - Come on, Mr. G! 1966 01:44:29,686 --> 01:44:31,314 You're leaving her hanging. 1967 01:44:31,354 --> 01:44:32,814 Come on, dude. 1968 01:44:32,856 --> 01:44:34,399 Dad. 1969 01:44:38,195 --> 01:44:41,364 Aw. 1970 01:44:48,122 --> 01:44:50,373 Ew. 1971 01:44:54,503 --> 01:44:56,713 Here we go. 1972 01:45:52,979 --> 01:45:54,980 - Getting ready. - Tanky. 1973 01:45:55,021 --> 01:45:57,233 - This is the calm... Oh, gee! - Oh, no! 1974 01:45:57,274 --> 01:45:59,109 Tank! 1975 01:45:59,152 --> 01:46:01,612 - Okay, wait. Slower. - He doesn't have teeth. 1976 01:46:01,654 --> 01:46:03,238 - Slower. Okay. - He doesn't... 1977 01:46:06,367 --> 01:46:07,952 Good boy. 1978 01:46:10,037 --> 01:46:12,497 So, we met at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we? 1979 01:46:12,539 --> 01:46:13,975 - Yeah. - We didn't hook up at Fallon. 1980 01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:15,752 No, we had sex at Burning Man. 1981 01:46:15,792 --> 01:46:17,020 So, Kat made me come to one of those... 1982 01:46:17,045 --> 01:46:18,503 Um, what are they called again, babe? 1983 01:46:18,546 --> 01:46:19,689 - It's called a Mathalon, bro. - Yes! 1984 01:46:19,713 --> 01:46:20,965 Oh, my God, it's so boring. 1985 01:46:21,006 --> 01:46:22,466 And what do you guys do there again? 1986 01:46:22,507 --> 01:46:23,652 - It's this thing called, um... - Math. 1987 01:46:23,676 --> 01:46:25,094 - Yes! Oh, my God. - Yep. Mm-hmm. 1988 01:46:25,136 --> 01:46:26,529 I fell asleep just even thinking about it, but... 1989 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:27,889 She did. 1990 01:46:27,930 --> 01:46:30,515 -I-I met my most favorite person here. -Mm. 1991 01:46:30,557 --> 01:46:32,100 We met at a party as she was leaving. 1992 01:46:32,143 --> 01:46:33,619 And had I walked out ten seconds earlier, 1993 01:46:33,644 --> 01:46:35,104 we never would've met. 1994 01:46:35,145 --> 01:46:36,789 And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes. 1995 01:46:36,814 --> 01:46:39,358 Never. 1996 01:46:39,399 --> 01:46:41,152 I had a six-mile radius set, 1997 01:46:41,194 --> 01:46:43,695 and she definitely lived more than six miles away. 1998 01:46:43,738 --> 01:46:45,698 Well, she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m. 1999 01:46:45,739 --> 01:46:47,617 Who meets at 4:00 p.m.? 2000 01:46:47,658 --> 01:46:50,912 When we met, he was in a unitard. 2001 01:46:50,953 --> 01:46:52,662 She liked what she saw. 2002 01:46:54,164 --> 01:46:57,417 81 years ago, we were born in the same hospital 2003 01:46:57,460 --> 01:47:00,421 two days apart, in diapers. 2004 01:47:00,462 --> 01:47:02,798 Here it is 81 years later, 2005 01:47:02,840 --> 01:47:04,801 and we're back in diapers again. 2006 01:47:04,841 --> 01:47:06,969 Oh, Charlie! 2007 01:47:07,011 --> 01:47:09,055 We met on a dating app, but then, 2008 01:47:09,096 --> 01:47:11,099 uh, he invited me on the second date, 2009 01:47:11,140 --> 01:47:13,393 um, camping in the woods, and I was like, 2010 01:47:13,434 --> 01:47:15,103 "That seems unsafe... 2011 01:47:15,144 --> 01:47:17,104 - "so I'll go." - Her friend told her not to go. 2012 01:47:17,145 --> 01:47:19,399 Yeah, but she did, and it's been five years, 2013 01:47:19,439 --> 01:47:20,983 and she's still alive. 2014 01:47:22,068 --> 01:47:23,944 We met at a concert. 132687