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♪
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♪ All about me ♪
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I mean, I'd marry me.
Look at this. She's eligible.
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Smile!
[shutter snaps]
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[typing]
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♪ All about me... ♪
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"Tinis for the girls"? What girls?
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If you think that's bad,
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you don't wanna see what else I dug up.
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What the hell?
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Madison said she had a work thing tonight.
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But, what girls? Stella's with Liv,
and Izzy is with Liam,
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hence my pasta for one.
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Jules, Jules, Jules.
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I got the dirt... [thuds]
and it's filthy.
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♪ detective music ♪
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Posted 24 minutes ago.
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Another martini?
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Ruby's Instagram story!
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I'm sorry to tell you this,
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but they're together.
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[gasps] No!
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Yes.
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Same blue cheese olives,
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same toothpick.
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You do the math.
Well,
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Madison said it was a work thing,
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so they're probably
meeting a potential client.
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That look like business casual to you?
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That's not one of her work tops!
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That's a going out top!
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I got a whole dossier on those two!
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Venmo transactions
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with just a wine emoji.
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Overheard inside jokes.
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Face it, doll, your BFF
is stepping out on you.
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[thuds]
She's having
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a friend affair!
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No!
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You gonna eat that?
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♪ theme playing ♪
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Are you working or can
I complain to you about something?
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Did you know Rami Malek has
a twin brother named Sami Malek?
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[scoffs] Unhinged.
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I'll take that as a "no" on the working.
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Okay, who are we shittalking?
No one.
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[clears throat] Well, uh,
Madison's new friend Ruby.
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Sort of, but I don't wanna
say anything bad about anyone.
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Then I'm gonna lose
interest in this pretty quickly.
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[sighs] It's just she and Madison
are always together.
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They went from 0 to 1,000...
percent annoying.
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Isn't Madison the one you're lying
to about fucking the veterinarian?
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Oh. I forgot I told you that.
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But, it's actually really complicated.
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Okay, bitch, bullet points.
Okay.
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He's telling his ex this weekend
that she needs to move out.
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Wow, boundaries! Love to see it.
I know.
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He's driving her to her parents' house
in Arizona for the 4th.
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So, he's just gonna, like,
leave her in Arizona?
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That's the plan! And once he does that,
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I can come clean to Madison about
all the, you know, lying to her.
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Aw. I'm so happy for you.
That's beautiful.
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Why'd you stop my scroll for this?
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Because I need some nonRuby time
with Madison to have this conversation.
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Okay, so just make plans with Madison
that Ruby's not invited to.
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[scoffs]
Millennials make things so complicated.
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Your baby doesn't need a gender reveal,
and your problems are not that hard.
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Well, I am not great
at excluding people.
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Really? It's like my top skill.
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For example, I'm having
a huge party this weekend,
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and I did not invite
one person from the office.
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Right... Wait, what?
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Literally not one. [laughs]
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Bye! Have a good day!
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♪
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I know what we're doing this weekend!
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Helping out with a water birth?
MADISON: Oh my god!
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Our kiddie pool!
No fucking way!
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Wait, what, this object means
something to you guys?
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Okay, immediately feeling left out.
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It's our kiddie pool
from Codependence Day.
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Sorry, I'm still behind.
What is Codependence Day?
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It sounds notnot perfect for
my general attachment style.
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It is a holiday we invented in college.
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Summer after freshman year,
we all had horrible Fourth of Julys.
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We had to split up
and go to separate parties
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with the guys we were dating at the time.
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I got food poisoning,
Madison almost lost an eye,
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and Jules got, like,
a medically bad sunburn.
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You should be able to sue a man
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for giving you shampoo
and telling you it's sunscreen.
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But, the next day was July 5th,
which we spent together,
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and we decided to create our own holiday,
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not of our forefathers,
but our foremothers.
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STELLA:
I can't believe it's been almost a decade
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since our first Codependence Day.
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I mean, I also can't believe
you still have the kiddie pool
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that we stole from that fraternity.
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MADISON:
Well, they more than deserved it.
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Fraternities are basically hate crime
festivals featuring beer pong.
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I was so good at beer pong.
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Jules, it's not like you to take
initiative and bring back our traditions.
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Is one of us dying?
No!
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I just miss you guys.
We've all been so busy.
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I really think she might be dying.
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You remind me of me right now.
I like it.
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I'm in. Yeah, and we can do it
on the rooftop of my building.
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There's a grill,
a place to fill up the kiddie pool.
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It's perfect.
Perfect.
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Sorry, I justI haven't,
like, clearly heard my invite...
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Izzy, you're obviously invited!
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Traditionwise,
you've been grandfathered in.
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Uh, grandmothered.
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Thank you.
You know, you wake up,
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you think it'll be a normal day,
and then... everything changes.
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Yes!
Can I, um, can I bring Liv to this?
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I mean, you just
haven't been able to spend
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that much time with her,
so maybe it could be a good thing?
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Codependence Day did have
a pretty strict no boyfriends rule.
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I mean,
wouldn't that also mean no girlfriends?
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Liv is not my girlfriend.
We're also not in a relationship.
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Is that something I'm considering?
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Maybe.
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Is that something she's considering?
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Well, no idea.
She never wants to fucking talk about it.
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Blurry relationship status aside,
I say we allow it.
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Livinvite granted.
MADISON: Now that I think about it,
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I did tell Ruby that we could do something
this weekend. One more addition?
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Um [nervous laugh]... I don't think so.
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Unfortunately, the founding principles
of Codependence Day
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imply that more than two additions
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could start to erode
the integrity of the holiday.
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Erode the integrity?
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What do you want me to say?
I didn't make the rules.
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Well, you actually do because
this is a fake thing that we invented.
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[sighs] Is it okay if this weekend
is just us? I miss you.
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Okay, maybe she is dying.
MADISON: Mmhmm.
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Aright. Are you ready?
Yes. Hurry up, woman.
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On this day, she said,
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"Let there be light!"
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[sign buzzing]
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Basking. I am basking in the glow.
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I don't even like Instagram,
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but I feel the urge to be basic
and take a picture.
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Yeah, that means it's working.
LIV: It makes me wanna use the word
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"vibey?" I think I'm scared.
No, don't fight it.
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That's what these signs are for.
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So, I'm hanging out
with the girls this weekend,
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and I would love for you to come.
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Whoa. Got lost in the sign for a second.
I'm back. Sorry, what?
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I think it'd be fun if you came.
It's this holiday
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we came up with when we were in college
on the fifth of July.
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It's called Codependence Day.
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What, you celebrate being
codependent with each other?
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No. I mean, yes,
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but in a tone less stupid
than the one you just said it in.
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I can't bring Bruno
to a sorority party. He's 7.
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Although, I do sense he already has,
like, mad game.
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Yeah. It's not a big deal.
I just, you know, want us
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to do more stuff together, and with Bruno.
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Just want us to be like girl
Stel.
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Yeah.
We talked about not talking about this.
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Yeah. No, of course.
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Not gonna be codependent
about Codependence Day.
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Wanna see what this one does?
Yeah.
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Huh.
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Hopefully, this one doesn't break.
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Do you get it?
Mm.
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[sign buzzing]
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[phone buzzing]
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Hi.
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You're about to leave?
Well, I look forward
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to being alone with you in your apartment
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when your exgirlfriend
doesn't live there.
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I'm excited, too.
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Jules.
God. Celeste, sorry.
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I didn't hear you.
You're like a Prius in heels.
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More like a Tesla in heels.
I have good news.
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You can stay in my house
in Malibu for the weekend.
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I'm going to Nantucket. You're welcome.
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Uh, actually,
I have plans with my friends
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That wasn't an invitation.
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I need you to stay there. Last year,
a bunch of beach bums hopped the fence,
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and I had to drain the whole pool.
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Celeste, I really can't. I
Jules,
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I don't ask you for much.
Um,
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I mean, I'm literally at your beck
and call. You ask me for a ton.
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[sighs] You poor thing.
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Been trapped into staying
in a luxury beach house
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with a salt water pool.
I'm such a monster. [laughs]
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This is the part where you thank me,
and I smile gracefully.
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Right.
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Thank you, Celeste.
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[Celeste sighs]
Ooh, that was graceful.
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I know.
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♪
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[mouthing]
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Hi, it's me!
Oh, hi!
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We cleared out Costco.
We?
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MADISON: Oh yeah. Ruby and I
were having lunch, and she offered to be
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an extra set of hands on my supply run.
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I mean, the way I shop in bulk,
we honestly could've used a sherpa.
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Plus, I've never been there,
and I've always wondered what it was like.
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You've never been to a Costco?
I think I was conceived in one.
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Nope. It was kind of
like a warehouse party,
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but with no DJ and a lot of ugly jeans.
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Mmhmm. So, what's up?
Getting excited for this weekend?
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Oh, it's fine!
Ruby knows it's an old tradition.
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Plus, she has plans this weekend.
Yeah, I'm going to a barbecue
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at the less hot Chainsmokers' house.
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He does have
the better personality though.
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Naturally. Um,
I actually came over to talk to you
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about this weekend. What if I told you
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that instead of the roof
of your building, I found
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a beautiful Malibu beach house
to celebrate Codependence Day?
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Uh, that sounds amazing.
How did you pull that off?
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Let's just say I know a person.
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Are you kidding me? Celeste?
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Wait, Celeste, like Colin's ex?
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Look at Ruby knowing all the names.
Wait, Jules, you're kidding me, right?
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She's making housesit,
and I can't get out of it.
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And I know it sounds bad,
but she's not gonna be there,
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so there's technically
nothing to worry about!
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Wait, nothing to worry about?
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That house is fucking haunted for me.
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I mean,
you really want me to go back to the place
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where I had sex with Colin in every room?
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I know,
but it is virtually unrecognizable.
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Celeste completely renovated
after they separated.
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You can't renovate adultery, Jules!
No, it's true.
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My father bulldozed a townhouse
in Manhattan trying.
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It was my childhood home.
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MADISON: Honestly,
if it's gonna be at that house,
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then... look,
just celebrate without me, I guess.
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What?! No way!
It's not Codependence Day without you!
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I'm too codependent for that!
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Well, I can't go there. Literally.
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So, I'm sorry, but...
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I'm out.
[sighs] I'm sorry.
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[crinkling]
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Do you think this
Costco place will take back
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50 partially defrosted hot dogs?
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♪
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♪ Uhhuh ♪
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♪ I'm not usually like this ♪
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IZZY:
You know, whoever said
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money can't buy happiness has never been
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to a waterfront property in Malibu.
Agree.
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Ocean views are like nature's Xanax.
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[Jules sighs]
STELLA: Jules,
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can you not enjoy
yourself just a little bit?
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It just feels wrong
without Madison here.
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I said we could chill,
but I just wanna make it very clear
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that we are not having fun,
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and we are not celebrating
Codependence Day without her.
256
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,467
Exactly. We are just
three independent women
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enjoying some quality time by themselves.
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Next to each other.
IZZY: I'm used to
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not celebrating Codependence Day,
so I'm good.
260
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,600
So have you talked to hot guitar guy?
What's going on with that?
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Hot guitar guy remains hot, and, uh...
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00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,361
[sighs] I actually ended up
telling Wes I hung out with him.
263
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,911
Oh my god! You're like the Bachelorette.
264
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,445
Well, I think it was
a muchneeded wakeup call for him.
265
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It inspired some big moves.
That's all I'll say.
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00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,247
Since we're not celebrating
Codependence Day,
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Liv might not be as
opposed to coming over.
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00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,263
You wanna invite your girlfriend then?
She is not my girlfr
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She's a girl that's a friend.
She's a girl that's a friend.
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And... she's gone.
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♪
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[phone buzzing]
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00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,731
Hey. What's up?
Hey. So, I am at
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this stupid gorgeous beach house,
275
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,266
and I really think that you
and Bruno should come.
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00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,902
Babe, we discussed this.
277
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,778
No, it's not Codependence Day.
I promise. It's just a hang.
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And there's a pool.
Wait, a pool?
279
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,320
Yeah, text me the address.
Okay.
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00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,118
Well, my not girlfriend Liv
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and Bruno are coming over.
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00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,705
That's great! I'm really good with kids.
283
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Mostly because they think
I'm the same age as them.
284
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,130
[doorbell rings]
Oh! That was quick.
285
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,381
You tell people you have a pool,
they do not fuck around.
286
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,222
Codependence Day is back on!
287
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,599
Holy shit! You're here! Really?
288
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:04,386
Apparently, Costco's return policy
is very strict when it comes to meat.
289
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,101
Ruby.
I'm sorry I got weird about coming here.
290
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,612
Ruby and I talked about it,
and she told me I'll never get over Colin
291
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,105
if I avoided coming over here.
292
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,106
Wow. Isn't that nice of her, huh?
293
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,488
I'm very good at overcoming
emotional trauma.
294
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,735
It's basically my superpower.
IZZY: My superpower
295
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,198
is knowing every single
celebrity baby name. Hi! I'm Izzy.
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00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,450
Hi. I'm Ruby. I brought hot dogs
297
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,752
and $200 Champagne!
298
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,332
Well, Liv is gonna be mad at me,
299
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,791
but I need a drink. Pop that shit!
300
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,461
[pouring]
301
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♪ hiphop music plays ♪
302
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,717
Okay, this is my first Codependence Day.
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Very huge for me. Where do we start?
304
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,684
Well, an early tradition would be
305
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,678
shotgunning five beers in five minutes
306
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,560
to honor the 5th of July.
307
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,977
But, that's not gonna be happening today.
308
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,845
What? I need a taste of that
309
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,562
collegeStella vintage wildness.
310
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,073
No, I promised Liv it was
gonna be more of a lowkey,
311
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,856
childfriendly pool hang.
312
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,609
'Kay, but she's not here yet,
so what if you shotgun
313
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,412
one beer in one minute
to honor the one and only addition
314
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,076
of your new best friend, who is me.
315
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,866
Let me get a beer. [laughs]
Yes!
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00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,789
♪
317
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,328
I'm glad I came today.
I've missed you, too.
318
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,132
Really?
Of course!
319
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,375
Yeah, I've just been so busy
trying to meet new clients.
320
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,168
And you! I don't even
know where you've been.
321
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,091
That's actually something I...
322
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,380
wanted to talk to you about today. Um...
323
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,094
I wanted to tell you
[phone buzzing]
324
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,429
...with a proper glass of
Codependence Day punch in our hands.
325
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,231
I think we're missing a few ingredients.
326
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,385
Oh yeah. This thing had,
like, 15 types of liquor in it.
327
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,064
I will go grab them. Be right back.
328
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,232
♪
329
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:41,238
Hey, uh, are you back already?
330
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,118
No, I'm still here.
I thought you were gonna talk
331
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,155
on the drive, and then leave
after you dropped her off.
332
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,738
I know. I was having the conversation
with Lucy in the car,
333
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,504
but we pulled up to her house,
334
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,246
her mom came out crying.
Her mom?
335
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,998
She found out that Lucy's dad
has another family in Portland
336
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,591
right before we got there,
337
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:59,206
and now he's leaving them, and I'm here
consoling a 70yearold woman.
338
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,924
[scoffs] You're kidding.
339
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,054
This is a really unfunny bit you're doing.
340
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,891
I literally don't know what to say.
I'm starting to feel like
341
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,388
the universe is conspiring
against us or something.
342
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,810
[wailing on phone]
Is that sobbing?
343
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,888
WES:
Yeah, it's her mom. She's been crying.
344
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,194
She and Lucy keep talking about
watching a Nancy Meyers marathon.
345
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,266
I'm not gonna lie, Jules, it's bad.
346
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,244
Unclear on how to extricate
myself from the marathon.
347
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,355
This was supposed to be
the end of this, Wes.
348
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,202
I just don't know how
we can keep doing this.
349
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,868
I'm gonna go.
WES: Okay.
350
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,245
I was looking for some mustard. [sighs]
351
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,616
You heard all that, I assume.
Yeah.
352
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,044
I've heard about that whole Wes situation,
353
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,553
his girlfriend...
Exgirlfriend.
354
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,505
Right. Of course. Sorry.
355
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,837
Madison talked to me about it.
She did?
356
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:48,100
Well, uh, if you could
just not say anything.
357
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,716
So, keep it between us?
358
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,233
No, uh, not a secret in the shady sense.
359
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,846
I'm going to talk to her. I just want it
360
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,653
to come from me in the right way,
so she'll understand.
361
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,108
Totally. All good.
362
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:01,899
So, uh...
363
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,782
mustard?
364
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:06,779
♪
365
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,081
Hey, girl.
366
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,332
Codependence Day cocktail.
367
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,174
RUBY:
Thank you. Smells amazing.
368
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,959
Oh, it's amazing.
Cheers.
369
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,633
Cheers. [laughs]
370
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,130
LIV:
Bruno!
371
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,143
Bruno!
Hey, guys.
372
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,175
You must be here for the... pool.
373
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,020
Sorry. He doesn't get
out of the city much.
374
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,885
I should probably go after him.
He's not a great swimmer.
375
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,692
He's had, like, three lessons,
and they were over Zoom.
376
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,982
Woo! Chug!
377
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,732
Chug! Chug chug chug! Chug!
378
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,494
[beer can clatters]
Hey!
379
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,032
Wow, you guys came fast! Wow!
We'll just stay for a bit.
380
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,161
Hi.
STELLA: Hey!
381
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,738
Don't wanna mess up Codependence Day,
which I was told was not happening.
382
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,330
I wanna go in the pool.
Yes! Yes,
383
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,460
let's go in the pool. Here, uh,
384
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,787
here's a little floaty for you. Perfect!
385
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,753
Alright! Yes! This is fun, hey?
386
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,464
There's beer on your chin.
387
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,264
♪
388
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,465
[indistinct murmuring]
389
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,765
BRUNO: Hey, lady.
Me?
390
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,555
Don't you think I can eat
more popsicles than her?
391
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,940
That's impossible. I'd bury you
in a popsicle eating contest.
392
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,688
I bet she can't.
IZZY: It's on.
393
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,781
STELLA:
Should we stop this?
394
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,068
My money's on the kid.
395
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,569
Ready? Go.
396
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,871
♪
397
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,075
MADISON: Are you kidding me?!
I know, I know.
398
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,365
♪
399
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,792
[sighs] I knew it.
I knew she was gonna tell you!
400
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,168
Yes, fine! I'm hooking up with Wes!
401
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,286
You're sleeping with Wes?
402
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,632
Oh boy.
Of course you told her.
403
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,798
I was an idiot to think that you wouldn't.
You knew about this?
404
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,836
I just found out.
She made me promise not to tell you.
405
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,431
You made Ruby lie to me, too?
406
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,256
Was she not, uh, telling you just now?
407
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,432
She was telling me how she dropped her
contact in Diplo's yacht and got pinkeye.
408
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,982
Oh god. Look,
409
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,095
I was going to tell you today
after Wes and Lucy had their talk
410
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,363
to clean all this up.
MADISON: You've been lying to me.
411
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,816
This whole time.
I...
412
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:08,236
Because I knew you didn't approve,
and it was just going to upset you!
413
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:09,777
You're right! It does! I mean,
414
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,780
how can it not after what
happened to me with Colin?
415
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,952
This is a completely different
situation, okay?
416
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,331
It is just not the same.
417
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,287
If his girlfriend is still
in the picture, Jules,
418
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,957
it's more similar than you think.
419
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:22,206
Do you understand the guilt I carry
around feeling like the other woman.
420
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,499
I wouldn't wish that upon anyone,
especially you.
421
00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:26,883
I didn't know that he lied,
that I was hurting someone.
422
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,510
I mean, this house
is filled with my shame.
423
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,717
[clears throat]
424
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,184
JULES:
Celeste?!
425
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,597
What the hell is going on?
426
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:35,853
Ew!
[Celeste gasps]
427
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,178
Whoa...
428
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,812
I win! I win.
429
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,440
♪
430
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,766
[huffs]
431
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,899
Told you.
432
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,901
That is why I had to have
the pool drained last year.
433
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,374
You didn't tell me you
were having friends over.
434
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,235
Jules, you told me she wouldn't be here.
435
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,202
♪ showdown music ♪
436
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,879
I trusted you, Jules,
and you betrayed me!
437
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,835
She didn't betray. I betrayed you.
She betrayed me.
438
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,166
I know you betrayed me,
but she betrayed me
439
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,762
by having a pool party with my betrayer.
440
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,836
I understand you're hot, okay?
You're super fucking pissed.
441
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,643
We're all real emotional,
442
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,346
but nobody betrayed anyone!
443
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,556
You invited her here without telling me.
That's betrayal!
444
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,387
I canceled the party,
and I showed up uninvited.
445
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,813
I broke up your marriage!
I am the betrayer!
446
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,312
She lied to me about sleeping with Wes,
447
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,984
so she's a betrayer, too,
but she didn't betray you, okay?
448
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,483
What? Who's Wes?
449
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,154
We said "betray" too many times!
I'm lost!
450
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,284
[gun cocks]
IZZY: Enough!
451
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,203
[all yelling]
452
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,791
That's enough!
453
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,792
[huffing]
454
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,369
♪
455
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,714
[gasps]
456
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,669
[laughing]
457
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,261
[nervous laughter]
458
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,222
[laughing]
459
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,774
[nervous laughter]
460
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,346
That's enough.
[stops]
461
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,769
Jules, I'm sorry.
462
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,401
I should've texted you to let you know
I was coming home earlier.
463
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,025
You're apologizing to me?
464
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,816
I want to apologize
to you, too, Madison.
465
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,162
Can we talk?
466
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,330
I stopped being mad at you a year ago.
467
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,789
You know, Colin played both of us.
468
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,380
You're not "the other woman."
469
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,785
You're another woman
who's just as heartbroken
470
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,804
and lied to as I was.
471
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,216
You shouldn't beat yourself up
about it or feel guilty.
472
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,545
Wow. I mean, thank you.
473
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,341
That really means a lot to me, Celeste.
474
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,684
Besides, you're nowhere near as
annoying as that wannabe influencer
475
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,021
who he's engaged to.
476
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,845
She has two Instagram accounts
for her dogs.
477
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,441
[gasps] Her captions are so dumb!
478
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,185
And the post about her eating pizza
on a beach? I mean, like, really?
479
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,398
[laughs]
480
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,978
Well, I do that.
481
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,493
I do, too. II love pizza on the beach.
Yeah.
482
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,025
[both laugh]
It's delicious.
483
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,906
[sighs] He's gonna be okay.
484
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,408
[sighs] Izzy is, too.
485
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,042
Hey, you were great with him.
486
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,248
Thanks for all the help.
Yeah.
487
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,749
Some major Mama Bear
energy just came outta me.
488
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,875
Listen, the only relationship I've had
in the last few years has been with Bruno.
489
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:17,256
It's just always been such
a big risk letting anyone in.
490
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,389
I don't want him to get attached
to someone if they...
491
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,756
don't plan to stick around.
492
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,352
Him or you?
493
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,385
Both.
Well,
494
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,562
I hate to break it to you,
but you're kinda stuck with me.
495
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,942
Remember that bar
we're opening up together?
496
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,479
Hm.
Yeah.
497
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,704
Wanna be my girlfriend?
498
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,195
Do you wanna be mine?
499
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,741
♪
500
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:49,288
I was pretty good today.
LIV: You were okay.
501
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,591
[inhales, exhales]
502
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,995
Well, you and Celeste really
seemed to hit it off back there.
503
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,974
[scoffs] Well, we both have
the same exact taste in men. Bad.
504
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,514
I'm so sorry I lied to you
about Wes. I was just...
505
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,144
waiting for the situation to become
506
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,178
unmessy before I told you about it.
507
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,812
You can't make it unmessy?
No.
508
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,059
I mean, we've obviously
always been into each other,
509
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,112
but the timing just
hasn't been right for us.
510
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,765
I'm starting to think
it's more than just timing.
511
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,744
This thing with Lucy?
That is major codependence.
512
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:20,413
I just think it's finally time to move on.
It's not good for me.
513
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,485
I'm proud of you.
514
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,789
And, god,
I'm sorry I blew up at Ruby.
515
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,366
I guess I am codependent with you.
516
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:30,081
Oh god! Am I worse than Wes?
[laughs] No!
517
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:33,042
But we may have to let Codependence Day
go the way of Columbus Day.
518
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,713
I know. That never should've
been a holiday to begin with.
519
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,382
Uh, ladies! Toast!
520
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,051
♪ Mirror by Sigrid ♪
521
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,850
Oh. I don't understand
this little cesspool,
522
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,925
but why not?
523
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,720
To the new couple, Stella and Liv.
524
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,024
[clinking]
525
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,767
To our foremothers.
526
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,439
To our last Codependence Day!
527
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,863
[cheering]
528
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:58,067
♪ Who I see, looking at me ♪
529
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,568
♪ In the mirror ♪
530
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,453
♪ In the mirror ♪
531
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:06,197
♪ Nothing compares to
the feeling right there ♪
532
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,661
♪ In the mirror ♪
533
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,000
♪ In the mirror ♪
534
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,172
♪ Oh ♪
535
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,245
♪ Ah ah ah ♪
536
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,551
♪ Ah ah, just fell in love ♪
537
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,835
♪ With the person in the mirror ♪
538
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:20,339
♪ Ah ♪
539
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,380
♪ Ah ah ah ♪
540
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,684
♪ Ah ah, just fell in love ♪
541
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,008
♪ With the person in the mirror ♪
542
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,144
♪ I love who I see ♪
543
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:32,021
♪ Looking at me in the mirror ♪
544
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,396
♪ In the mirror ♪
545
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,820
♪ Nothing compares ♪
546
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,105
♪ To the feeling right there ♪
547
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,649
♪ In the mirror ♪
548
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,695
♪ In the mirror ♪
549
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,528
♪ I love who I see ♪
550
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,372
♪ Looking at me in the mirror ♪
551
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:50,656
♪ In the mirror... ♪
552
00:22:50,706 --> 00:22:55,256
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