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I don't love you anymore.
I don't really know what to do now.
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JEREMY:
Go back to hanging out with other women.
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What? You never seen
an old cat lady before?
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There seems to be a hold
on your account as a woman.
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Are you saying I don't have any
Friends.
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JULES: No, I have friends.
Oh my god! Jeremy broke up with you!
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What? That's crazy.
I'm here to see you...
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It's been a minute, babe.
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In college, I always got the impression
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that I made you feel uncomfortable.
Tzatziki!
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JULES: I really appreciate you taking
the time to meet with me, Ms. Oslow.
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[muffled]
Oh, please. Call me Celeste.
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Hey, Alison. Alison B.
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Other Alison B.
Hey, Jules.
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My name isn't Alison.
It's Isadora GrossmanLevine.
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Basically, my entire
adult life is built on a lie!
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Look, he's moved on. So should you.
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JULES: I mean, I have been
texting a little bit with that guy Wes.
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Ooh, I don't want you to kiss me.
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It would be the beginning of
something I'm not ready for.
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I'm dating someone.
Everyone, this is Colin.
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Colin, this is everyone.
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I applied to business school.
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I think there's a version of
settleddownme I'm interested in meeting.
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I was just thinking about you.
WOMAN: Wes,
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can you bring me another
towel for my hair?
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Colin is married. Divorced, practically.
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I'd be lying if I said that Woöm hadn't
gotten in the way of my marriage.
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COLIN: Someone talking about me?
JULES: Colin's married to Celeste.
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What is wrong with you?
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I heard back from Penn, and I'm moving
to Philadelphia in the fall.
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Look, Jules,
our friendship is far from perfect,
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but it's worth it to me.
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Colin, this is Madison Maxwell.
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She's quite the rising PR star.
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JULES [on mic]:
Hey! Fuck!
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You!
[thud]
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I have no clue if I still
have a job or an income,
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but I'm glad I have you guys.
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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪
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♪ I miss the way
we used to funk ♪
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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪
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♪ I miss the, miss the, miss the... ♪
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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪
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♪ I miss the way
we used to funk ♪
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It's quarantine day one.
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I'm here with my best friend...
because she has toilet paper.
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Turns out Ramona's wedding
last weekend
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was something called
a "superspreader" event.
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What should we do?
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Just watch TV until this thing is over?
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♪
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♪ And it ain't hard
to get me saucy, no ♪
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Hi guys, this is me here in Philly,
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just freezin' my tits off.
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Those are all my books.
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I've learned how to
become a businesswoman
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so I can work from home
for the rest of my life.
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Miss you all so much.
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♪ Baby, come dance on me ♪
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♪ You're the only one
who can handle me ♪
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♪ And I want you back ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Well, we're still here.
What are we even watching?
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It doesn't matter.
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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪
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♪ I miss the,
miss the, miss the... ♪
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I feel genuine sexual attraction
to the Moroccan tile in that pool.
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I just applaud the twins' commitment
to exclusively sell luxury real estate
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in 17inch heels.
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♪ I miss the way you talk to me ♪
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♪ I miss the way you handle me ♪
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Shut the fuck up.
We went to college with her.
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Delaney. Freshman year.
She was in our dorm.
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Oh, I remember.
She gave our RA shingles.
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How did she get $5 million?
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"Designer decal brand"?
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She got rich from stickers?!
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And how the hell does she have
a husband and a baby?
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What was she, a child bride?
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We're almost 30. I think the child bride
window closed a while ago.
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Fuck.
I just think it's stupid to make
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such a big deal out of a birthday.
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You go to bed on Tuesday 29,
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you wake up on Wednesday 30.
Nothing else is different.
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Well, I just think there's value
to acknowledging a milestone
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and checking in with yourself
about the place you're at in life.
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Well, there's no value
if it makes you upset.
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I don't get why you
let this stress you out.
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I don't get why you
don't let it stress you out!
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♪
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I mean, we spent the last part
of our official youth stuck inside.
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Not moving up at work,
not meeting new guys.
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Just here, watering house plants.
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You have too many plants!
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Look, you're allowed to be upset.
You got cheated on,
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you got furloughed. But,
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you're going back to work this week,
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and you will be crushing
it again in no time.
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Unlike me who is getting fired
the minute Celeste gets back in town.
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You don't know that for sure.
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Her email said,
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"See me in my office
before the staff meeting."
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That's the boss version of,
"We need to talk."
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Okay, you're getting fired.
But, you know, it might be for the best.
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It's not like you love working there.
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You know, maybe it'll help you find
a place you're more excited about.
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Right now, the only place I'm excited
about is the airport to pick up Stella.
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Is Izzy coming?
[FaceTime ringtone]
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LIAM [on phone]: Hi, guys.
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Hi, Liam.
Hi, Liam.
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LIAM:
Jumping in the shower, babe.
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I guess what Bad Gal Riri said
all those years ago was true.
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You can find love in
a hopeless place, even if that place
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is a Zoom networking mixer.
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I'm running late, for obvious reasons...
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LIAM: Can you grab me a towel, babe?
Oh, Jesus!
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Whoa! Dick in the frame!
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♪
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[airplane flying overhead]
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[Announcement over P.A.]:
Flight DF201 from Philadelphia
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has been delayed.
MADISON: Oh shit.
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Stella's flight's delayed.
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Aren't delayed flights
what Wetzel's Pretzels'
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entire empire is built on?
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So, you know how we're both turning 30
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and are nowhere near the places
we thought we'd be in our lives?
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Yes, I recall the tears
and panic from 20 minutes ago.
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Well, I don't wanna be
nowhere when we turn 30.
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I wanna be somewhere... Like Greece!
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Greece?
Yeah!
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Celebrating with my best friend!
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White buildings, blue ocean,
a beach in Santorini.
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Okay, I would just like
to reiterate my desire
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not to make a huge
deal out of my birthday.
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But, I guess I could
picture us on a beach.
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Right? This could be
exactly what we need.
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Let's go talk to the travel lady.
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Hiya, kittens!
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And here we go again.
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We're hoping you can help us
book some upcoming travel.
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You betcha, I can! Right this way.
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Come on! Come along! Come along!
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[Announcement over P.A.]:
Business class boarding on flight 723
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to becoming your mother
will begin in 10 minutes.
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[highpitched horn honks]
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Where are they all going?
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CAT LADY:
All sorts of places.
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Settling down in the suburbs,
layovers to divorce...
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There's a direct route
to actual fulfillment,
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but, darnedest thing,
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there are never any seats
on that one! [laughs]
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Come on!
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♪
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They're all taking
flights to their future!
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Just like you two have to do.
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Well, we just wanna stay together.
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You won't be able to figure out
where you're meant to go
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if you worry about that too much, kitten!
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What do you mean? That makes no sense
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with that friendship stuff you
told me to do a year ago.
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[brakes screech]
Are you saying
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being a woman means you're constantly
faced with unfair contradictions
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about the way you act?
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I'm serious!
What happened to the whole,
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"My relationships with women
have to be sacred" thing?
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[brakes creak]
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Well, maybe one of those women
is supposed to be you.
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Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Get out! Get out!
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♪
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Safe travels, girls!
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Good luck figuring out where
you wanna go, Dollface!
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Yeehaw!
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[board clicking]
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[airport chatter]
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Madison?
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[Announcement over P.A.]
Jules Wiley, where the fuck are you going?
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[board clicking]
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[sighs]
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JULES: Hey!
Hey! You okay?
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Yeah,
I just thought I lost you for a second.
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I was just getting us
a brochure for Greece.
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I'm here!
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She's here! [laughs]
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I knew you losers would
make a sign. [laughs]
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♪ Oh... ♪
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[laughter, overlapping chatter]
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Woo! [laughs]
Easy!
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♪ So bad... ♪
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I am borderline not processing
how happy I am
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that we are all back together.
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Does it feel good to be home, Stel?
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[scoffs] You have no idea. I mean,
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the small talk I had
to make with my weed dealer
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was getting really annoying.
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So, that's what you miss most about LA?
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Legalized marijuana?
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No. Obviously, I missed you guys,
but it was like, please,
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just let me purchase
drugs in broad daylight
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from a store with my AirPods on.
As should be my right.
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Are all these boxes mine?
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Uh, some of them are my random storage
stuff from high school and college.
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JULES: So, besides being happy to
be near a MedMen, are you excited
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for your fancy finance internship?
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[sighs]
I still can't believe I got it.
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My entire class applied
to work for this bank.
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How long until you accept
your inevitable future of being
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a beautiful billionaire genius?
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Ready? Okay!
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Very triggering that that fits you.
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Our girl is back, she's come on home,
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without my Stel, I felt alone.
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I mean, we were here the whole time.
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Working at a bank, managing wealth,
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leave me again, and I'll
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kill... my... self!
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Really felt certain she was gonna
take it too far, and she did.
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Uh, I get that you missed me,
Iz, but we talked every day.
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I mean, I still haven't met Liam,
and yet I've seen his dick twice on Zoom.
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You guys are finally
gonna get to meet him
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in person because...
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he's being honored at
the LA Reporter 30 Under 30 party,
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and I want us all to go.
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It's gonna be Roaring '20sthemed!
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I remember when I thought
I was gonna be on that last.
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Before I failed to accomplish
literally all of my life goals.
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My sensitive baby angel.
Can we not backslide
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into the sadness from
this morning, please?
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Because, again, 30 doesn't
have to be a big deal!
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[grunting]
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And also, that is not true.
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It is. And I have proof.
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Holy shit, are those our vision boards?
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I forgot the very specific
brand of earnest
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you were senior year of college.
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MADISON:
See? My dream house in Bronson Canyon,
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a Vera Wang wedding gown,
pictures of all the actors
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who thank their publicist in major
award acceptance speeches,
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the 30 Under 30 list.
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I actually went to
most of these festivals.
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Jules, what's on your board?
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II don't think I took
the activity very seriously.
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♪
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I just think doing stuff
like this is kinda dumb.
245
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Stuff like deciding what
you want out of life?
246
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,001
No, I know what I want out of life.
247
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,303
You do?
248
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,296
It's obvious!
249
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,335
To be a poorly drawn penis!
250
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,755
♪
251
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:42,184
Wow. They are really serious about
the start paperwork at this place.
252
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,194
Last time I did this much
onboarding was at yacht week.
253
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,265
Did you fill out a W2 for that?
254
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,982
Isn't it in Europe?
255
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,242
Oh, no. Itit was a joke,
like how you board a yacht.
256
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,152
Oh.
257
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,913
[quiet office chatter]
258
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,315
Uh, never mind.
259
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,039
♪
260
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,829
[clears throat]
261
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,420
♪
262
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,345
Do you know why we're here?
263
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,063
Because I'm... fired.
264
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,233
Why would you be fired?
265
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,731
Because of the time
I blew up your marriage...
266
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,109
at a wedding... over a sound system?
267
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,777
Yes, I remember.
Okay. Just making sure.
268
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,316
Switch seats with me.
269
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,487
What?
Up. Let's go.
270
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,159
JULES:
O... kay.
271
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,329
[seat cushion whooshes]
Ooh.
272
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,959
CELESTE:
You're in charge of the meeting now, so...
273
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,826
begin.
274
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,495
[nervous laugh] Uh,
275
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,923
I'm gonna need some additional context on,
276
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,972
uh, what the hell is happening here.
277
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,929
I realized, as I sat alone for a year,
278
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,848
with the exception of a few
hookups with younger men,
279
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,347
that I'm no longer a wife.
280
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,769
I'm not a mother,
281
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,807
and, yes, I have perfect skin
282
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,481
and I'm wildly successful, but...
283
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,730
what is my legacy?
284
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,280
That sounded pretty good.
285
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,490
The Alisons were my two right hands.
286
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,237
I molded them.
287
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,159
And now, they've gone off
and started their own company
288
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,658
in direct competition with me.
289
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,949
And I'm proud in a way that
290
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,754
often feels like quiet rage.
291
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,630
So...
292
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,507
if you stay, I will mentor you,
293
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:35,875
and I will mold you,
294
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,671
and you will be my new right hand.
295
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,837
But you have to want it.
296
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,473
You can be promoted, you can be
297
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,310
fired, resign.
298
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,305
It's all up to you.
299
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,307
This feels like a very
300
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,059
Mr. Miyagi "wax on, wax off" moment.
301
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,192
No. The only wax
I'm getting is a Brazilian,
302
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,899
and it's at 4:00,
so if we could speed this up.
303
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,240
Great! Well, meeting adjourned.
Thanks for coming.
304
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,485
Oh, and Jules?
305
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,988
If you decide to leave,
or you have any other
306
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,580
uncomfortable news that you wish
to share with me in the future,
307
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,957
don't announce it into
a fucking mic, okay?
308
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,455
Ooh. Eextremely fair. Yep. Hm.
309
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,000
Neh! [laughs]
310
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,420
♪
311
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,263
What's going on?
They're firing everybody.
312
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:23,761
Fuck this year.
313
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,772
♪
314
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,516
[exhales]
315
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,109
I am so sorry.
316
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,725
IZZY:
Well, I never liked them anyway.
317
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,941
You were always way out of their league.
318
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,532
And when that large
Los Angelesbased PR firm
319
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,988
gets drunk at 2 AM and texts you,
320
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,699
you will not be around.
321
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,952
I agree with Izzy.
322
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,292
Minus the metaphor that makes
absolutely no sense.
323
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,618
You will find something better.
324
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,502
[sighs] Well,
325
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,329
I guess we're in the same boat now, Jules.
326
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,128
And it has a deep hole in it.
327
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,839
Well... [clears throat]
328
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,385
Wait, did you not get fired?
329
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,184
I'm... not sure.
330
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,430
It's still not decided 'cause she decided
the decision is up to me.
331
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,943
Either I leave, or she promotes me
to be her right hand.
332
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,095
I mean, I promote myself.
It's a whole thing.
333
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,024
MADISON: Uh...
334
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,733
Hold on!
335
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,403
You have the option to promote yourself,
336
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,071
and you don't know what you're gonna do?
337
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,449
It's a lot of pressure
to suddenly be the boss
338
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,026
of a job you thought you lost,
339
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,741
that you don't even know if you want!
I don't wanna talk about this.
340
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,242
No, wait, we need to talk about this!
341
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,373
STELLA:
While we yell at Jules, Madison,
342
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,250
maybe you should start getting
ready 'cause, love you,
343
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,707
but you are not fast with a curling iron.
344
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,787
You know what?
I'm not fast with a curling iron.
345
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,962
I suck at hair. I suck at everything!
346
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,631
You guys should just go without me.
347
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,590
You all look cute,
and I don't wanna face people.
348
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,385
Honestly, I know I should
be there to support Liam,
349
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,755
but I might be in favor
of staying home, too.
350
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,229
We haven't been out
in public together yet,
351
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,635
and I'm worried he's too handsome.
352
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,524
Like, what if people see me
and think I'm a middle school girl
353
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,482
who won a date with a pop star
on a radio contest?
354
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,493
Okay, first of all, no, you won't.
355
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,905
But, to be honest,
my internship is bumming me out,
356
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,565
and I feel like I have bank stank.
357
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,873
Maybe we do bail.
Okay, no!
358
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,371
Everyone has been on my shit nonstop
359
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:14,460
about what I wanna do with my damn life,
so I'm officially making a decision.
360
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,672
I want to get very,
361
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:20,127
very drunk at this party with all of you!
362
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:23,338
Do you know how often you three
have insisted that going to a party
363
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,340
is the answer to all my problems?
364
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:28,682
We're doing that tonight! Very hard.
365
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,179
I mean, but don't you think
a party designed to celebrate
366
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,351
a bunch of people my age who
are way more successful than me
367
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,981
might just end up making me feel worse?
368
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,268
That's what the open bar is for,
right, Stella?
369
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:41,482
Fucking love party Jules.
Open bar!
370
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,153
STELLA/IZZY:
Open bar!
371
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,991
Open bar! Open bar!
372
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,567
Open bar!
373
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,532
Bring me my iron!
374
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,781
♪ We like it when our hips shake ♪
375
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,123
♪ '20sthemed dance music ♪
376
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:01,919
[laughs]
377
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,715
A Roaring '20s party
to honor people in their 20s
378
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,927
for being 30 under 30
in the actual 2020s.
379
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,058
I do love a wellexecuted theme.
380
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,595
Other than basically
no one having any rights,
381
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,230
the past seemed fun.
382
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,056
Ooh! There's the... absinthe bar?
383
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,362
Fine, I'll drink it even if it
wiped out an entire generation.
384
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,436
I think I just spotted
the nonnaked part of Izzy's boyfriend.
385
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,943
[gasps] Liam!
386
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,954
♪ music continues ♪
387
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:35,081
[laughs] Wow, you look amazing, baby!
388
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,618
Oh my god! Shut up!
389
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:39,922
Stop. I mean, don't. Okay, Liam,
390
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,167
I'm so excited to officially,
391
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,169
in person, introduce you to
Jules,
392
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,381
Madison, and, of course,
the famous Stella.
393
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,512
I've heard so much about you guys.
And when I say "so much,"
394
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,050
I mean a truly long list
of personal details
395
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,974
you probably didn't want shared.
396
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,392
Oh hey, I got some drink
tickets here for you ladies.
397
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,941
Tickets? We were told open bar.
LIAM: Yeah, they're doing this
398
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,356
Prohibition shtick where
you redeem a ticket
399
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,475
for a drink from the bar and back.
400
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,322
Congrats on making the list, by the way.
401
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,317
Thanks.
Liam basically runs Saq,
402
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,069
which is like the male version of Woöm.
403
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,991
He's insanely impressive.
404
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,409
LIAM:
Oh, come on. You are the only
405
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,288
4under30 I care about
impressing tonight.
406
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,655
But, while you guys grab drinks,
there are a few work people
407
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,463
I would love to introduce you to.
408
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,206
Shmoop?
[Izzy giggles]
409
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,922
We're mingling. We're mingling.
We're in public, and we're mingling.
410
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,875
Bar?
411
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,301
STELLA/MADISON: Bar.
Yeah.
412
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,469
♪ music continues ♪
413
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,805
[party chatter]
414
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,064
[sighs] Well, this is a small nightmare.
415
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,151
And it's about to be a large one.
416
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,646
Delaney.
417
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,398
MADISON:
Ugh, I saw her on TV the other day.
418
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,151
Oh. My. God!
419
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,203
Look who it is!
420
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,987
I haven't seen you girls in years!
421
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,832
Delaney! [laughs] Hey, girl! Oh!
422
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,748
[both kiss, laugh]
423
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,076
[awkward laughter trails off]
424
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,082
Wow! So...
425
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,253
are you being featured on the list?
426
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,424
Oh, no.
427
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,428
I was on the list when I was 26.
428
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:14,215
They just hired my brand to make
429
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,309
some custom decals for the event.
430
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,472
Wow. These are so...
431
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,144
capitalized! I feel like
they're yelling at me!
432
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,194
Inspirational posters are out.
433
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,318
Motivational stickers are in.
434
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,895
They are huge on Etsy right now.
435
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,742
Oh, I saw you on Buying Bel Air!
436
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,146
Oh! Hi...
437
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,704
Run. Give me your tickets
and save yourselves.
438
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,868
I'll find you with drinks if this
conversation doesn't kill me.
439
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,077
We can't let you do this.
440
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,946
Madison, you're not gonna make it.
441
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,213
Jules, you're a goddamn hero.
442
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,297
Oh... no! Where did the girls go?
443
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,125
I was so excited to catch up.
444
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,550
Oh! Um, they both had to pee. [laughs]
445
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,719
You know, UTIs.
You do everything right,
446
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,848
and yet still pee city.
447
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,974
So, what's new with you?
448
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,482
Any big plans coming up?
449
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,595
Fun stuff at work...
450
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,559
FORTUNE TELLER:
Feel free to sit.
451
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,983
I'll give you a reading.
MADISON: Ooh.
452
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,982
This is exciting.
FORTUNE TELLER: It's a threecard reading
453
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,784
for insight into your past,
present, and future.
454
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,199
Great. Hit me!
455
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,616
The Devil...
456
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,701
the Nightmare...
457
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,788
and Death.
458
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,956
Hit me again.
459
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,173
I hate having my picture taken.
460
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,838
Oh my god, he's so hot.
461
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,931
And, like, modest?
Oh, he's, like, modest hot.
462
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,048
So, how did you guys meet?
463
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,854
Oh, we met late in the pandemic. Yeah.
464
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,269
Our first real date was
actually paddle boating
465
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,138
in separate paddle boats.
466
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,024
It was still cute though.
467
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,111
Oh, got it. That makes more sense.
468
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:53,188
Uh, what makes more sense?
469
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,453
You know, just how hard times can,
like, really bond people.
470
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,866
Totally. Even people you wouldn't
normally expect to get together.
471
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,408
For sure. Right.
472
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,868
Totally. Uh, sorry.
473
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,423
I think just recognized my old...
474
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,497
rabbi.
475
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,171
Rabbi Shmuley!
476
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,012
Oh! God, no! No, no.
477
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,677
Jeremy and I haven't been
together for a while.
478
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:18,966
He broke up with me.
479
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,759
Which is fine because I don't think
I really loved him.
480
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,603
Who knows if I've ever
been in love with anyone?
481
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,229
Put that on a sticker, right?
482
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,555
[laughs]
483
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,020
Man, this line is just not moving, huh?
484
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,981
Uh, so what about work?
Where are you again?
485
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:34,692
I'm still at Woöm, trying to decide
if I'm gonna make a move
486
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,033
in either an up or out direction.
487
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,529
Well, that's an exciting brand!
488
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,161
I bet if you keep getting promoted,
489
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,659
you will be on this list in no time.
490
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,541
Oh, well, I'm, uh, crossing
the 30 threshold in a couple months,
491
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,459
so probably not.
Oh my god!
492
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,668
That's right. My husband
493
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,248
wants to surprise me for mine.
Classic, right?
494
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,724
I would not know at all. [laughs]
495
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,835
What a huge year for us.
What are you
496
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,052
I'm sorry. I'm gonna
have to stop you here.
497
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,973
I would make up an excuse about also
having a UTI, but the truth is, genuinely,
498
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,563
I just can't have this
conversation anymore.
499
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:10,519
I mean, you are talking about everything
I came to this party to not talk about,
500
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,021
so, respectfully,
I'm just gonna walk away now.
501
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,439
Great unexpectedly
running into you though!
502
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,824
Definitely the thing I miss most
about largescale social gatherings.
503
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,657
Must find alcohol.
504
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,702
You! Hi! I work for
the party planner people.
505
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,004
Uh, could you remind me where
they keep the backup alcohol?
506
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,248
Should be more bottles
in the storeroom upstairs.
507
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,224
♪ muffled music ♪
508
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,513
[quietly] Bingo!
509
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,229
Where are you, alcohol?
510
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,402
♪
511
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:53,766
Come on, really?
512
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,322
What is this, another metaphor?
513
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,436
I get it, universe.
514
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,742
My life is one big empty nothing!
515
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,657
Can I please, please
just have a drink now?
516
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:04,867
Oh shit.
517
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,450
Okay, what?
518
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,040
Delaney!
519
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,290
Is this really happening?
Can you see me right now?
520
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,753
Yeah. We all do.
521
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,462
[Emcee over P.A.]:
Ladies and gentlemen and honorees,
522
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,882
please welcome our Roaring '20s
entertainment for the evening,
523
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:23,392
the 30 Under 30 Showgirl Follies!
524
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,295
♪ swing music ♪
525
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,474
Oh god, oh god,
oh my god, oh my god...
526
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,768
Um...
527
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,556
Hi, excuse me! Okay
528
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,440
Excuse me! There's, uh,
529
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:35,397
there's been an illtimed mistake!
530
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,193
Pardon me. Yep. Okay
Oh. You're this way?
531
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,864
Um[whimpers]
532
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:44,622
Just let me
Just let me pick a lane! Oh...
533
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:46,906
Oh...
534
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:49,659
We all want the same thing,
and it's me not up here!
535
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,285
[applause]
536
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,587
This bar is supposed to be open!
537
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,956
[clanging]
Prohibit that!
538
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,474
Excuse me!
539
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,181
Just one more time. Hit me.
See if we can't turn mama's luck around.
540
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,598
Jesus, Madison,
she's not a blackjack dealer, okay?
541
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,307
You're freaking out the fortune teller.
542
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,767
She said she learned
how to read tarot on TikTok.
543
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,808
We should move on.
Just accept what's in the cards
544
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,941
I can't!
JULES: There you are.
545
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,979
Bottoms up. I did not get ice.
546
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:21,494
Ew!
547
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:23,992
Oh, I think mine is
just straight olive juice.
548
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,987
Mm. Take mine. It's whiskey.
549
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:30,946
I thought I was having a bad night.
Are you gonna be okay, Jules?
550
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:34,083
[shudders] I don't know
what I'm gonna be.
551
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:37,631
I'm gonna be drunk in about
six minutes, I can tell you that much.
552
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,246
Wait! [laughs]
553
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,963
I should just let this lady here
tell me what I'm gonna be, huh?
554
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:45,264
Since everyone here is
so interested to know.
555
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,349
♪
556
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,465
Ha! [laughs]
557
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,428
What is it?
558
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,099
It's blank!
559
00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:58,651
Well, that's weird.
No, it's not. It's my future. I get it.
560
00:23:58,647 --> 00:23:59,727
Bullshit.
561
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,071
What? It doesn't matter!
MADISON: You know,
562
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,817
I am tired of this.
563
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,319
It does matter. It has to.
564
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,161
Look, even when it hurts because it does.
565
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,907
Andand maybe to me,
this one birthday matters too much.
566
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,330
But, if you feel like
nothing matters at all,
567
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,209
then that's how your life is gonna be.
568
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,746
And if you want
your life to mean something,
569
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,590
then you're gonna have to start to care.
570
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:23,506
I care about you guys.
MADISON: Look, I know,
571
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,625
but you have to care about you.
572
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,432
We can't do that for you.
573
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,756
♪
574
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,849
Are you calling an Uber?
She's calling an Uber!
575
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,113
Look, I'm sorry if I was too harsh.
576
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,475
II'm dealing with my own stuff,
and I was just trying to help.
577
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,692
Look, please don't leave alone.
578
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,356
[Jules sighs]
579
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,201
I was emailing Celeste.
580
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:50,277
I told her I wanna take the promotion.
581
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:52,032
[slaps table]
Well, shit.
582
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,794
IZZY:
That's amazing!
583
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,195
I'm worried for, you know,
584
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:58,254
typos that might be in there right now,
but still very cool.
585
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,536
You really did?
Yeah.
586
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,755
I guess I should start putting something
on my vision board besides dicks.
587
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,755
Oh, I figured it out.
588
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,927
That's just the card that comes
in the back of the pack.
589
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:10,756
Should we get the fuck out of here?
590
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,971
I don't know how much longer
I can be at this specific party.
591
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,811
Agreed.
Strongly agree.
592
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,226
I know where we should go.
593
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:19,556
♪ Fly Away by Tones And I ♪
594
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,151
♪ Oh ♪
595
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,523
♪ Oh, oh ♪
596
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:25,074
♪ I fly away ♪
597
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,203
♪No one knew how low I was feeling ♪
598
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:32,410
♪ I was scared to reach for it all ♪
599
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,330
♪ Knowing I was here for a reason ♪
600
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,867
♪ But I was scared that if I tried ♪
601
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,332
♪ I'd fall ♪
602
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,629
♪ So, where do I go now I'm in it? ♪
603
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,878
♪ I never thought it'd be like this ♪
604
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,594
♪ Dreaming all my life, and I did it ♪
605
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,891
♪ Thought the grass
was greener than it is ♪
606
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,889
♪ 'Cause I had a dream that someday ♪
607
00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:02,725
♪ I would just fly, fly away ♪
608
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:07,110
♪ And I always knew I couldn't stay ♪
609
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:10,283
♪ So I had a dream
that I'd just fly away ♪
610
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,029
♪ Away, oh ♪
611
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:14,120
♪ Fly, fly ♪
612
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,617
♪ Oh ♪
613
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,788
♪ Oh, I'd fly away ♪
614
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,707
♪ Oh ♪
615
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,786
♪ Oh... ♪
616
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,211
♪ Oh ♪
617
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,749
♪ Oh, I'd fly away ♪
618
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,553
♪ 'Cause I had a dream ♪
619
00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:30,627
♪ That some day ♪
620
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,302
♪ I would just fly, fly away ♪
621
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:37,679
♪ And I always knew I couldn't stay ♪
622
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:41,062
♪ So I had a dream
that I'd just fly away ♪
623
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,729
♪ Away, oh ♪
624
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,148
♪ Fly, fly away ♪
625
00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:47,146
♪ Oh ♪
626
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,494
♪ Oh ♪
627
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,486
♪ Oh... ♪
628
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,568
♪ Oh ♪
629
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,414
♪ I fly away ♪♪
630
00:26:57,464 --> 00:27:02,014
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