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Mmm. What's this? Pancakes.
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It's very impressive
for a Friday morning.
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MUSIC: All Your Love Is Gone
by Boxed In
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Sorry I didn't see you last night,
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you were already asleep
when I got in.
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What did you get up to?
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Just conked out, pretty much.
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MOANS OF PLEASURE
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Oh, hey, guys! Ooop... Hey!
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You off to work? Oh, no, Zack is.
I'm just popping to the shops.
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Cool.
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Hi, Josh. Hi, Zack.
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Well, guess where
we're going tonight?
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My ten-year school reunion!
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Are you going too, Josh?
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Yep. Moral support.
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I've organised it.
It's going to be fun.
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Right. Er, off to the shops.
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Ooh, yeah,
I might detour that way, actually.
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Oh. Yeah?
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Yeah, I need, some, um...
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..uh...water.
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Just make sure you're home by six.
Bye.
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All right. See you later.
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Bye, guys. See you later.
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I'm just saying,
if we're going to do this,
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you need to be careful.
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You might as well have come out
holding a fucking Love Actually sign
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saying,
"I'm having sex with your wife."
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I didn't think it was that obvious.
They don't know anything.
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Yeah, well, they don't
until they do.
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Well, I just...
I don't know, I wanted to see you.
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OK. Let's get one thing clear.
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This thing, whatever it is,
it's about sex.
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They don't have any granola...
They've got porridge.
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Yeah, well, I'm not a horse, Josh,
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I'm not just going to eat oats.
What was I saying?
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Sex.
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Right. OK, so, um...
I don't want to hear about your day,
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I don't want to braid your hair
and talk about feelings.
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Yeah. No, me too. Yeah, all of that.
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I hate 'em. Urgh!
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Feelings are the worst.
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Yeah, but, yeah.
Let's just use each other for sex.
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No, I don't mean...
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Just...
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You know, let's keep it...
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..light and breezy.
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Light and breezy.
Yeah, I can do that. Easy peasy.
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What are you doing later?
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CHUCKLES
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Well done, guys.
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You're doing great.
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Excellent efforts.
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CHILD SCREAMS
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Oh, shit.
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You... Ooh, you all right?
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Yeah. Yeah...?
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Yeah. He's fine.
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BLOWS WHISTLE
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He's fine.
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VIDEO: It's in places like this,
motorway lay-bys,
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or sometimes even rural fields,
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that doggers meet to watch
sexual intercourse and masturbate.
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Sometimes other people join in.
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But it's mainly about watching those
having sex.
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KNOCKING
Er, come in!
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Boss, just so you can sign
Darren's leaving card.
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Yes, great.
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Yeah, thank you. Mm-hm.
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WHISPERS: Oh, my God!
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What time did you say the band was
coming in? 4.30.
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And no-one's in before that? No.
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Cool. And
you're going out to lunch, yeah?
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OK. Now, I'm concerned that you're
asking in that level of detail.
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Are you writing a text?
Been there, man.
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What are you doing?
Trying to keep it casual?
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Don't read... I find the best way
to do it is making sure
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the conversation's
always focused on sex.
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Have you even had sex?
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Course, man. With four people,
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and hands and finger stuff
with, like, three others.
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What you should do is, like,
send sexy texts,
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and photos and stuff, you know?
Like a dick pic.
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Paul? Please do some work.
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Now that I've helped... You haven't.
Can I use the studio later?
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Absolutely not.
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Oh! Hi.
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Oooh! Wow. God!
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How many people
have you got coming to this?
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Erm, well, 60 said they were coming
on Facebook
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but I just...I just
put everyone down just in case. 60?
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Don't worry. I did a health
and safety thing and everything.
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A health and safety thing?
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Erm... You should...
you should drop by. If you want.
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Isn't Josh coming to this
with you tonight?
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Ah. Yeah. Fair point.
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Yeah. Well, um...
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..have fun.
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SIGHS DEEPLY
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UNBUCKLES BELT
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Oh, my...
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Oh, God.
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PHONE BUZZES
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SLAMS PHONE ON TABLE
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LAUGHTER, DANCE MUSIC
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WHISTLING
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Hey. Hey! Listen up, everyone.
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I would like to take a moment
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before anyone gets,
well...too smashed,
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to pay tribute to Darren.
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CHEERING
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Look, I am very sad to say that
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Darren will be moving on,
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to a terrific opportunity
at...Spotify.
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So, uh, we're going to miss him,
you know.
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He's Darren, he's been with us
since the beginning.
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Um...
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When there were just five of us.
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The five musketeers.
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That's...that's what we were.
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Um...uh...
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Sorry.
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Darren... Darren.
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Anyway! To Darren!
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CHEERING
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RAPS: Brexit, Syria,
give the government a bone
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We're all in the gutter
but we're looking at our phones
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Liking, retweeting
checking our WhatsApp
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Is it a real connection though
or is it just crap?
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Paul, what is this?
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This is Henry. He's great, right?
I said you couldn't do this.
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I thought that was
a test of my maturity.
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I swear to God,
this is the last straw.
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Can we have five minutes
to finish up? Paul!
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Please, man!
It means I'm learning the equipment,
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so I can be more useful to you,
right? Please? Please,
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Paul says you're the best boss
he's ever had.
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I'm the only boss he's ever had.
He looks up to you like a brother.
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Or an uncle.
PHONE BUZZES
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Whoa, man!
That was like a cowboy or something!
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