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Okay, everyone, let's try some big
smiles on this one, all right?
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Big smiles, everyone.
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Dina, would you like
to smile for this one?
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No.
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Dina, please.
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Smiling would insinuate that I support
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what's happening right
now, which I truly do not.
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Oh, so documenting the way our child
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is coming into this world is wrong?
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We have to document it
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by dressing up
as Alvin and the Chipmunks?
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It's my favorite show,
and Glenn is such a Theodore.
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Yeah, I'm not a star.
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I'm more supportive, and, of course,
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Jerusha is such a Simon.
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Well, I wear contact lenses now.
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Hey, guys, I'm sorry. We have 15 minutes
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left in the session,
so we're gonna need to...
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Okay, sorry, Dill.
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All right, look, Dina, just smile,
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and I'll give you 50 bucks.
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Fine.
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But I want to be Theodore.
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Fine! I'll be stupid Alvin...
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who can't follow rules
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and always gets everyone in trouble.
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Okay.
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Big smiles, everyone.
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Dina, you could show less teeth.
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You get none or all of them, Dill.
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Pick a speed.
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♪
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Aw, you're gonna make a great mom.
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I'm just checking to see
if this baby stuff is safe.
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Why? Returned baby items
all get destroyed anyway.
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And it will be destroyed
in about two to three years
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after my baby is done using it.
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Ah, so you're stealing it.
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No, I'm not stealing it.
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You can't steal something
that's about to be destroyed.
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That's like if somebody's
dying and then you kill them.
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Is that murder?
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That's exactly what that is.
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Well, baby stuff is really expensive,
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and it's not like I can reuse
anything I used with Emma.
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Did you know that car seats expire?
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It's plastic and metal.
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- Can you hit the light, please?
- Yeah.
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- Oh.
- Both: Ew.
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Do you think that's urine or semen?
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Which one of those would be okay?
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I never thought of myself as photogenic,
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but Dill really knows how
to strengthen a collapsed chin.
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So, in this one, you guys are chefs
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waiting to eat the baby?
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Yeah, but it's just a goof.
We don't really want to eat it.
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This one's a mystery.
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Who's really the pregnant one?
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I'm sorry, hold up. I got to go back.
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Wouldn't the chefs be preparing
the food, not waiting to eat it?
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Well, there... Dina...
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maybe Dina's a new chef,
and we're taste-testing
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to see if we'd hire her.
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And if you don't like
the taste of the baby...
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I don't know. We throw it away?
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What, you'd throw your
half-eaten baby in the trash?
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Okay, I don't know!
We didn't really talk about it!
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Make sure to highlight my elbows.
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They're my best feature.
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Why didn't you just get
Glenn's photographer
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to take your Christmas card
photo while you were there?
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He was supposed to,
but then he got a call
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from his wife... something
about a house fire?
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I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.
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I-I just want a card that
will blow my ugly sister
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Denise's card out of the water.
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The one with restless leg syndrome?
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That's not what makes her ugly, Sandra.
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That's what makes her legs restless.
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So then you just decided
to go with this setup?
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Hmm. Okay.
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What... what's wrong with it?
It's the tree, isn't it?
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The tree sucks, right?
Sandra picked out the tree.
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It's October, so there
weren't a lot of choices.
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It's just feeling very
2003 Sears strip mall,
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- if that makes any sense.
- Uh, that makes perfect sense.
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I would just make it less bad,
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if that makes any sense.
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- Uh-huh.
- Like, what if...
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"Miracle on 34th Street" took place
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on the first day of the L.A. riots?
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Let's find out.
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Oh, wow, cute car seat.
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Most moms are afraid to buy this one
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because of the safety
issues, but I love it.
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What safety issues?
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Oh, you don't know?
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Well, just that, like, in an accident,
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it's prone to, um, what's the word...
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crumpling?
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It's kind of a mess.
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They... they found babies just
littered on the pavement.
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Sometimes they're just lying there...
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inside out.
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Oh, my God. Are they dead?
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Well, they're inside out, so I hope so.
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But if that makes you uncomfortable,
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you could always return this
one for a safer car seat.
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Oh, no, it's fine.
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It's just a gift for my stupid neighbor.
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Inside-out babies?
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Yeah, that one got away
from me... it went a little dark.
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Okay, well, I have an idea.
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- You're probably gonna hate it.
- Love that confidence.
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I'm making you a baby shower registry.
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Ew. God, no. I hate baby showers.
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I hate the... the stupid games
and the... the dumb decorations
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and people touching your belly, saying,
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"Oh, my God. You're so
big," as if that's a thing
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you're allowed to say to
people, which it's not.
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Okay, well, I'm not saying you
actually have the baby shower,
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but if you create a registry,
then tomorrow
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when your "baby shower" is over,
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you can get everything
on the registry for 20% off.
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No, that's not gonna work.
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Yeah, what if... hmm...
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There's a small chance
this might be a good idea.
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Right? Plus, you get
the little welcome box
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with the diapers and
the wipes and stuff...
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all free.
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Damn it.
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I really want to hate this
idea, but I'm into it.
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- I know. I'm sorry.
- So annoying.
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This doesn't seem Christmas-y.
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So the idea there is
post-apocalyptic Christmas.
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Like, what if the Grinch had succeeded
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in conquering Whoville
and Cindy Lou Who grew up,
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got boobs, and was leading a resistance?
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Like, not that exactly,
but in that area.
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I don't want to be insulting,
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but are we sure that idea
is not just pure gay nonsense?
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Dina...
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I am trying to give you
something original,
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something that will make ugly Denise
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want to walk into the ocean.
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Can you please just trust me?
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Honestly, that's gonna be tough.
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I've always had this weird thing
about people with glasses.
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When I was younger,
a nearsighted man bit me.
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You know what? It's a long story.
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I-I got hep A. I'm okay now, but...
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All right, let's see what else you got.
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Okay, this next outfit
answers the question,
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what if Cogsworth
from "Beauty and the Beast"...
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was a hot tween?
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I haven't heard from
my parents since the volcano.
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I'm starting to get a little worried.
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You're so lucky.
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Bo's mom calls, like, all the time.
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Oh, my God. What?
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Amy, why didn't you tell me you
were having a baby shower?
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What? No, I'm... I'm not.
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Then why did your registry
pop up on the system?
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It says your shower's today.
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Here's your complimentary gift box.
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Hmm. It's smaller
than I thought it'd be.
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Wait, Amy's having a baby shower?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Why wasn't I invited?
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None of us were.
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Okay, look, what happened was,
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I actually had a really smart idea...
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Okay, please, I find
that hard to believe.
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- So did I.
- Sarah, Sayid...
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Amy's throwing a baby shower,
and none of were invited.
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What the hell, Amy?
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Sayid, you started, like, two days ago.
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Well, I'm having a pool party
this weekend,
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and you're not invited.
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Sarah, Sayid, you coming
to my pool party?
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I don't want to go.
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I want to go to Amy's baby shower.
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She doesn't want us!
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♪
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Why can't I just delete the registry?
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Tap... tap the screen harder.
That'll do it.
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I have another idea,
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and there's a chance
you may not love it.
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Oh, I don't see how that
could possibly be true.
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What if you did have a baby shower?
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I'm not saying some big,
elaborate party, okay?
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Just, like, a quick ten-minute
thing in the break room...
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no games, no belly touching,
no one feels excluded,
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and you get a bunch of gifts.
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Well, obviously I like the gifts part.
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The gifts part is not the problem.
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How much is that Pack 'n Play?
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80? Eh, I guess that's not that bad.
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Well, I mean, at this point,
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it feels like people
would be disappointed
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if I didn't have the shower.
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This party-loving group? For sure.
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And, really, who am I to take
a party away from them?
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You're a good friend.
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Yeah.
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Yes, now just reach out
and touch the polar bear, okay?
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You're not afraid.
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He just ate a seal
so he's not gonna eat you.
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Like... like this?
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Yes!
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Ah, now try smiling, but only using
your eyes and ears.
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Yes, bitch! You are killing it. Oh!
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Okay.
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What do you think?
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Wow.
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These pictures make me jealous
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of everyone I've ever had sex with.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What do you think? Should we...
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take a couple more?
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I'm very comfortable with nudity.
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It was just gonna be a
small thing with family,
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so I didn't want to tell anybody,
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but then I realized
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that you guys are like my second family.
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Aw, like the one that my dad has.
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Kind of. Yeah.
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So, you know, it's just gonna be
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a real quick little thing
in the break room here...
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just a fast, quick,
easy, not-long shower.
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That sounds amazing.
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What's your hand size?
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Uh, w-why?
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Well, I've been getting into
making fancy lady gloves lately.
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I think I have one I can show you.
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Oh, uh...
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For my gift, I don't think I can fit
your entire name on a piece of rice,
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but I do think I can probably
get an A on there.
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Or just give her three pieces of rice.
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No, guys, all of this sounds like
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a lot of work for what is, again,
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a small, fast, quick,
little, not-big-deal shower.
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So you guys can just grab
something off the registry,
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anything... doesn't even matter what.
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It's like, I think there's
still a car seat on there.
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Here it is.
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- Oh.
- Just imagine your hand in it.
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Just have it say, uh,
"congrats on the baby."
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You have five bucks?
I can do curses for you.
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I-I think just, uh, what I said is good.
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Hey.
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I heard Amy's having a baby shower.
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Ah, well, it's barely a shower.
252
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It's a... it's a trickle.
It's a baby trickle.
253
00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:54,058
That sounds wonderful.
254
00:09:54,604 --> 00:09:58,505
Hey, you know who likes baby showers?
255
00:09:58,506 --> 00:09:59,328
Jerusha.
256
00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:02,168
Yeah, well, you...
257
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,825
you guys should totally
have one, you know.
258
00:10:04,826 --> 00:10:06,035
Yeah, it's just that we haven't
259
00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:09,111
really had time
to plan anything for the baby,
260
00:10:09,113 --> 00:10:10,626
'cause, you know, I've been in the weeds
261
00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:12,396
trying to set up the Nest Cam.
262
00:10:13,064 --> 00:10:15,707
It keeps picking up a feed
from another baby...
263
00:10:16,261 --> 00:10:17,616
or a ghost.
264
00:10:18,354 --> 00:10:21,259
W-well, if you need help
with the Nest Cam...
265
00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,379
Yeah, it just...
266
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:26,270
God, if there was another baby shower
267
00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:28,346
that was happening already
268
00:10:28,347 --> 00:10:30,287
that we could piggyback on,
269
00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:31,879
that would be so...
270
00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:33,491
great.
271
00:10:34,661 --> 00:10:36,471
Yeah, well...
272
00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,008
And, believe me, I would say,
273
00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,119
uh, you guys should
join this one, but...
274
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,764
That's a great idea. Oh, my...
275
00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:44,178
Oh, my God. Jerush'a gonna be so happy.
276
00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:45,895
Right, but it's... it's just,
like, a quick, little,
277
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,629
ten-minute thing in the
break room after work.
278
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,111
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
it's a double baby shower.
279
00:10:50,112 --> 00:10:51,657
The break room's not big enough.
280
00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:53,916
You're gonna need space
for the chocolate fountain
281
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:56,719
and the balloon arch and the juice luge.
282
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,422
- Hey, honey?
- No, that...
283
00:10:58,423 --> 00:10:59,479
Guess what.
284
00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,196
You're a young girl from Nazareth.
285
00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:02,440
You're pregnant with Jesus,
286
00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:04,540
and you're trying to make
a go of it in a new city.
287
00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,980
- But you're lost!
- Oh.
288
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:07,359
You're lost in New York!
289
00:11:08,061 --> 00:11:10,069
Let me know if this is too much!
290
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,683
No, it's good!
291
00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:13,809
I feel like I'm European!
292
00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:14,778
What?
293
00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:17,887
I'm having a really good time with you!
294
00:11:18,856 --> 00:11:20,473
Okay.
295
00:11:20,474 --> 00:11:21,985
This really has nothing
to do with Christmas,
296
00:11:21,986 --> 00:11:24,403
but it's very important
to me that we do this.
297
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,008
Hey, what's up, Dina?
298
00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:29,219
I need you to sign this, uh...
299
00:11:31,193 --> 00:11:32,470
- Sign what?
- What?
300
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,260
Garrett, please. This is a hot set!
301
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,822
Oh, yeah. No, I know. It's just...
302
00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:38,472
Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm cool.
303
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,284
- Garrett!
- Huh?
304
00:11:41,926 --> 00:11:43,426
Oh, yeah.
305
00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:44,515
No worries, I'm out of here.
306
00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:46,758
Oh.
307
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,496
All right, well,
I'll see y'all later.
308
00:11:49,497 --> 00:11:51,024
Hang ten.
309
00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:55,192
- Just something small, huh?
- I felt guilty.
310
00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:56,982
You know I have too much empathy.
311
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,930
Jerusha's friends are the creepiest.
312
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:00,820
Don't you remember the shrimp boil?
313
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,071
There was all that mouth kissing.
314
00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:03,688
- There was.
- Yeah.
315
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,443
I can't believe this.
316
00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:08,026
I was pregnant, and no one
threw me a baby shower,
317
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,360
and now Jerusha gets one?
318
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,862
And she doesn't even work here.
319
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,196
Why don't you join this one?
320
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,029
I could add your name to the sign.
321
00:12:14,685 --> 00:12:16,751
I mean, you already have the kid.
322
00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:18,252
She already has the kid,
so she doesn't want to...
323
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:20,672
No. No. That'd be awesome.
324
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:23,576
Really, Cheyenne?
I mean, it's barely a shower.
325
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,926
There aren't gonna be any games.
326
00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:26,377
Oh, I can handle the games.
327
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,212
I know, like, a million good ones,
328
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,882
and Bo knows a guy who
owns a bunch of storks.
329
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,216
I don't know if that's helpful,
330
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,218
but when they get drunk, it's hilarious.
331
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,204
Super helpful.
332
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,889
Oh, this party's gonna be sick!
333
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,807
Yeah!
334
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:49,638
Look at all the food
and different-colored cups.
335
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,971
This is really special.
336
00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:53,139
Yep, and all the people.
337
00:12:53,746 --> 00:12:55,894
- So many people.
- Yeah, of course.
338
00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:57,631
I mean, well, between you
339
00:12:57,633 --> 00:13:00,284
and Cheyenne and Jerusha and Diane.
340
00:13:00,286 --> 00:13:01,585
Diane?
341
00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:03,908
You remember Diane from the shrimp boil.
342
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,760
I told her she could share our shower.
343
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,391
I hope that's okay.
344
00:13:07,393 --> 00:13:08,399
Diane!
345
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:11,145
- Yoo-hoo.
- Amy!
346
00:13:11,147 --> 00:13:12,989
- Hi!
- Hi.
347
00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:14,289
Ooh.
348
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:17,268
Thank you so much for including me.
349
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:20,271
Oh, my gosh, look at your belly.
350
00:13:20,273 --> 00:13:22,106
- Yep.
- You've really popped.
351
00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:22,910
Mm-hmm.
352
00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:24,098
Let's see if I can find
353
00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:25,553
your belly button on the first try.
354
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,704
- Oh.
- Am I close?
355
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,510
No.
356
00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:32,833
- Do me next!
- Oh! Yeah...
357
00:13:35,838 --> 00:13:37,421
♪
358
00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:41,834
Placen-tacos. Caesarian salad.
359
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:43,686
Amniocen-Cheez-Its?
360
00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:45,756
Why does every food need a theme name?
361
00:13:45,757 --> 00:13:48,132
Baby Boy Wieners? Why even write that?
362
00:13:48,134 --> 00:13:49,777
It's better with no sign.
363
00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:52,603
Yo, what's up? Check out this
dad-to-be loading up on snacks.
364
00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:54,805
Got to keep that energy up,
right, know what I'm saying?
365
00:13:54,807 --> 00:13:56,193
- No idea what you're saying.
- What?
366
00:13:56,194 --> 00:13:58,859
Talking about J-Man here.
Congrats on that baby, dog.
367
00:13:58,861 --> 00:13:59,972
What's up? You know what?
368
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,574
Babies, they're the best, okay?
369
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,924
You can, like, sit 'em down
and write stuff all over 'em.
370
00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:05,291
They can't do nothing about it.
371
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,318
Oh, yeah. No, I'm not the...
372
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,153
It's... it's Adam.
373
00:14:09,155 --> 00:14:11,518
Nah, but I saw that clip
of two boning on the Internet.
374
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,720
You know what I'm saying? Wow!
375
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,687
Yeah.
376
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,416
She... she was already pregnant.
377
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:19,496
Whoa! What if you got her
double pregnant?
378
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:21,397
Well, that's not really possible.
379
00:14:21,398 --> 00:14:23,696
Well, we don't know it's impossible.
380
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,677
Yeah, that's true.
We don't know know that
381
00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:28,150
I didn't get Amy double pregnant.
382
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,890
I bet those babies are
all up in Amy's stomach
383
00:14:29,892 --> 00:14:30,812
just fighting it out.
384
00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:32,003
Like, "Yo, baby, I was here first."
385
00:14:34,197 --> 00:14:35,779
"Give me that freakin'
umbilical cord, dog."
386
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,732
I'ma slurp it all up.
387
00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:42,107
And we got it.
388
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,239
Great work, everyone.
389
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:47,002
Darren, I will see you
Friday night at Zippers.
390
00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:50,756
Okay, what do you think?
391
00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:54,868
Oh, wow. I look like
a hot, glowing Stanley Tucci.
392
00:14:54,869 --> 00:14:57,034
- Yeah.
- Sorry, redundant much, Dina.
393
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,473
- I know right.
- So do you think we've got it?
394
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:00,658
These are good,
395
00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:03,147
but I have one more really great idea.
396
00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:05,389
Might seem a little crazy.
397
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,462
Do you trust me?
398
00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:12,730
We're so lucky that Darren had
this harness in his trunk, huh?
399
00:15:12,731 --> 00:15:14,030
This is awesome.
400
00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:15,535
Last but not least,
401
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:18,621
I need to thank my Uber driver, Dmitri,
402
00:15:18,622 --> 00:15:21,364
for getting me here
from Ponderosa so quickly.
403
00:15:21,718 --> 00:15:24,460
If I could've given you
six stars, I would have.
404
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,629
That was just beautiful, Jerusha.
405
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,329
Huh? Yeah.
406
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:33,802
Now I'm gonna pass the mic around
407
00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:37,124
so that everyone has
a chance to say something.
408
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,094
Dmitri, would you like to kick us off?
409
00:15:39,095 --> 00:15:40,534
Actually, um...
410
00:15:41,247 --> 00:15:44,420
how about we keep
this party train rolling,
411
00:15:44,829 --> 00:15:47,714
and next stop is the gifts.
412
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,432
Choo-choo.
413
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:53,057
Okay, somebody knows I love trains.
414
00:15:53,059 --> 00:15:56,326
But gifts are like the caboose.
They always come at the...
415
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:57,894
End!
416
00:15:57,895 --> 00:16:02,908
But what if we shake
it up and do it now?
417
00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:05,600
Who wants to get crazy?
418
00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:08,272
- Amy.
- Sayid.
419
00:16:08,274 --> 00:16:10,316
Mental illness is not a joke.
420
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,137
Jerusha's cousin is crazy.
421
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,748
He ate all of his fingernails off.
422
00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:17,273
This is getting boring, yo. Sleep-sleep!
423
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:18,969
Yeah, let's play games!
424
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,457
Ah, seeing as you're husband-less,
425
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,549
do you want your partner
to be Dmitri or... or Jonah?
426
00:16:28,511 --> 00:16:30,767
This is nice and humiliating.
I know. I'm sorry.
427
00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:32,463
Could you spread your legs?
428
00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:34,242
I'm having trouble getting in the...
429
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,596
uh, the undercarriage.
430
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,270
- I'll go around.
- Yeah.
431
00:16:40,272 --> 00:16:42,606
Yeah, dip, dip, dip!
That's right. That's right.
432
00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:45,809
My baby's getting all
the nipples. What, what!
433
00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:46,873
Yeah!
434
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,041
Jerusha? Jerusha, are you okay?
435
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,155
Can someone check on Jeru...
Jerusha can't swim!
436
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:54,068
Okay, there we go.
437
00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:57,152
Oh, God, what flavor is that?
438
00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:59,370
It's peas and... Oh, it's expired.
439
00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:01,992
Uh, don't eat the baby food.
The baby food is bad.
440
00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:03,409
It's bad.
441
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:06,463
There he is!
442
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,499
Come one, Glenn! You can do it!
443
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:10,467
Whoo, Glenn, you won!
444
00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:13,337
That's my big, strong daddy!
Oh, no, no, no, hell, no.
445
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,955
You knocked over that cone back
there, dog... I want a rematch.
446
00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:18,636
No, no, no, it's... it's okay.
Let's calm down.
447
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,071
It's just a game.
What? Just a game, huh?
448
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,679
Just a game this, all right?
449
00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:24,648
Well... hey, Bo.
450
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:27,151
Bo.
451
00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:33,185
♪
452
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,159
And Kevin knew they were gonna
rob Mr. Duncan's toy store,
453
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,633
so we threw a rock through the window.
454
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,969
I can't believe his mom
forgot him again.
455
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,275
Ugh. You know, some women just
shouldn't be parents.
456
00:17:42,276 --> 00:17:43,508
There, I said it.
457
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:45,717
Oh.
458
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:47,566
I need a new memory card. BRB.
459
00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,878
- ♪ And the bee drank tea ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
460
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:55,858
- ♪ And the snake ate cake ♪
- ♪ Yeah, slither, slither ♪
461
00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:57,347
♪ Boom, yeah ♪
462
00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:59,349
This party is never going to end.
463
00:17:59,351 --> 00:18:01,218
And I don't even care
about the gifts anymore.
464
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:04,211
I just want to get out of here.
How do we get out of here?
465
00:18:04,212 --> 00:18:06,648
- You could go into labor.
- I've been trying.
466
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:09,204
Excuse me, I have a delivery here.
467
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:12,894
Oh, I didn't know we had
a delivery scheduled for today.
468
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:16,145
You know what?
Actually, that is my delivery.
469
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,477
I have been waiting for that.
470
00:18:17,478 --> 00:18:19,469
Amy, are you sure?
471
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:22,434
You haven't even had your
caricature done by Diane yet.
472
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:25,154
Oh, uh, yeah, I'm sure.
473
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:27,295
So I'll see you guys tomorrow.
474
00:18:27,296 --> 00:18:29,079
Thank you, everyone,
for coming to the party.
475
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:29,943
It means so much.
476
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:31,794
Jonah, if you could grab
the gifts on the way out.
477
00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:33,128
We can go handle this in the warehouse.
478
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:33,749
Oh, that's okay.
479
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,494
We can just take care of it
right here. Did you order...
480
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:38,715
- a baby?
- Oh.
481
00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:42,178
No, I did not order...
482
00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,186
- This was not me.
- Yeah, I know,
483
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,399
'cause I ordered this baby
stripper for Cheyenne, yo.
484
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,672
Amy, you got to Venmo me
half of this, okay?
485
00:18:48,673 --> 00:18:49,988
Do babies do that?
486
00:18:49,989 --> 00:18:53,155
Okay, that's... could you...
487
00:18:53,156 --> 00:18:56,273
Oh, what's this?
488
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:02,349
I still think this was a good idea.
489
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:03,468
Mm-hmm.
490
00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:06,914
- I mean, I-I'm enjoying myself.
- Oh, well, good.
491
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,582
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
492
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,050
It was all worth it.
493
00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:12,775
Uh-oh, I think it's tummy time.
494
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,655
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, yes it is.
495
00:19:14,657 --> 00:19:16,123
- Oh, no, no...
- Now I'm having a good time.
496
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,625
I thought he was...
No, I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
497
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:20,127
You're... that's...
498
00:19:20,129 --> 00:19:23,130
So how did the rest
of the photo shoot go with Dina?
499
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:24,098
Sounds good.
500
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:27,165
Mateo!
501
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:29,142
Can you hear me?
502
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,502
I trust you, but I really need to pee.
503
00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:36,610
This quaint little village
is about to get flooded.
504
00:19:36,612 --> 00:19:38,388
What could this one be?
505
00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:41,815
Oh, thank you, Sayid.
506
00:19:41,817 --> 00:19:43,317
It is Amy with a Y, though.
507
00:19:43,319 --> 00:19:45,486
It's not my fault. We just met.
508
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,369
That is very true. Yeah.
509
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:49,868
Uh, I will just...
I'll put this my other...
510
00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:51,689
wood.
511
00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:55,329
Okay, well,
I think that was the last one,
512
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:58,332
so thank you all so much for my gifts.
513
00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:00,000
It was really nice of you...
514
00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:01,620
Oh, wait, you forgot ours.
515
00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:04,445
Oh, uh, an embroidered badger.
516
00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:04,955
Awesome.
517
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,007
Oh, no, no, no, this is for Diane.
518
00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:10,337
Sorry, we just got you
something off the registry.
519
00:20:10,338 --> 00:20:12,619
Oh, my God. It's the car seat.
520
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,024
You can swap with Diane if you want.
521
00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:19,019
No, no! No. No, no, I, um...
I actually really like this.
522
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:21,421
Not that I didn't like this stuff,
523
00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:22,870
although some of it was garbage.
524
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,363
Not, like, trash garbage.
525
00:20:24,364 --> 00:20:25,763
Just, like, I can actually use this,
526
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:26,692
and I really, really love it.
527
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,871
- Oh, good.
- Thank you so much.
528
00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:29,761
Thank you.
529
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,983
So how long have you guys been dating?
530
00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:36,927
Who? No... What?
531
00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:39,039
That's... Uh-uh.
532
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,924
That's not... Why would you...
533
00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:44,299
How did you know?
534
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:48,148
You just seem really happy
for the first time in a while.
535
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:50,184
- Huh.
- I'm playing, man.
536
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:52,352
I saw you guys making out
in the parking lot last week.
537
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:54,855
Congratulations, though.
538
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:00,994
Sandra! Sandra!
539
00:21:00,996 --> 00:21:03,197
Oh, finally. Come get me down.
540
00:21:03,199 --> 00:21:05,866
Oh, thank God. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
541
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,164
Oh, no.
542
00:21:08,626 --> 00:21:10,754
Are you serious?
543
00:21:10,756 --> 00:21:14,254
Oh, I respect you as much
as I hate you right now.
544
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:16,770
Oh. Sandra!
545
00:21:16,771 --> 00:21:20,184
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