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For those of you who were
too lazy to tune in last week...
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...this is what you missed on Shameless.
Thanks, Tim.
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Stay down.
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- How long was that?
- Not long enough.
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City pools are filled with city kids.
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You need at least 90 seconds.
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Cancer's opening up
a whole wonderful world for you.
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I was able to pull some strings
and get you these special cancer pills.
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- Will they cure my cancer?
- Depends on your attitude.
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I just got my one-year chip
from Sex Addicts Anonymous.
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- I'll go slow.
- Not gonna happen.
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Jody only wants to cuddle
and do, like, missionaries.
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It's boring.
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If I kick it up a notch, there's
no stopping me. It's an addiction.
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I think everyone at work other than me
is blowing the manager.
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- Princess, I got it. Go take a break.
- It's not a "break" break. It's a Bobby break.
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They're all gonna realize I'm not
carrying my share of the load. Literally.
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Gotta save your sperm for baby-making.
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- This was a baby-making session?
- Hoping so.
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Daddy, it's Molly.
Mommy died. Please come.
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- Who the fuck's Molly?
- She's my half-sister.
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That's just my girl penis.
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Looks exactly like a boy penis.
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- Am I coming with you?
- You don't need to play house...
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...with Mandy Milkovich. Doing shit like this
signals something to a girl like her.
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Sure you know what kind of
signals you're sending?
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Hey, Fiona, you've met my father.
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- Who the fuck are you?
- It's Jimmy's dad.
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Were you trying to screw Lip?
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- Ian.
- I would like to report a negligent situation.
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Six kids living in squalor,
no parental supervision.
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They're all criminals.
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That is an all-time low.
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Fuck you, Gallagher.
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Dude. Little man in the canoe?
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- I'm sorry, but my game is off.
- How does a tongue forget how to lick?
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It's the whole
my-dad-is-gay-for-your-brother thing.
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It's on film loop in my brain.
Ian's cock. Dad's mouth.
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- In-out-in-out--
- It's just sex. He's still the same person.
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Is he? I'm re-thinking everything
I even thought about him.
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In high school, when my friends came
over, was he checking out their asses?
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Or that guy, Uncle Rick, his racquetball
partner with feathered hair?
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- Do not leave.
- Too hot in here anyway.
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Sheets sticking to my back.
Gotta go to work.
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Be happy you have a real dad,
not a thieving alcoholic deadbeat...
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...who's puking into the silverware drawer.
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Uh--
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Doing some work on the sewer main
in a couple days. Just wanted to warn you.
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- Warn us what?
- Water's gonna be shut off for the day.
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Oh, thanks.
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Honey? What is that for?
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Sex swing.
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Trying to see if it can
bear both of us at once.
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If not, I can get us
a four-post free-stander.
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Oh, God.
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What--? Is this--? Aren't we--?
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It's fine, it's just with all the, um,
shipments and everything and just...
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It's totally fine, it's just-- I'm just not--
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I'm just not used to being, um, submissive.
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- You can be the dom tomorrow.
- Okay, that's fine.
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It's good for us to grow.
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As people.
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Shower's free, who's next?
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Hey!
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She's not even related to us.
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Go pee downstairs. Go.
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How long you plan
on keeping Molly around?
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- Till we find someone to take him in.
- Are you looking?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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Might as well tell him
he's a he while you're at it.
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Mm.
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- What time is it?
- Sex-o-clock.
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- Quick, before Carl gets back.
- No, I can't.
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I'm sleeping.
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I gotta, uh...
I gotta help Carl set up for day-care.
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- I thought that was Debbie's job?
- She's going to the pool today.
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So I promised I'd supervise.
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- Still sleeping.
- What are your plans for the day?
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Me and Kev are taking the ice cream
truck to Indiana for a fireworks run.
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- Can we come?
- No, we won't all fit on the way back.
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Our stash will probably
take up half the truck, so...
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Can you do it tomorrow?
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I want us to take Molly to the beach
before the weekend meatheads descend.
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Jesus. Other people exist maybe?
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No, we gotta get down there
before the Roman candles sell out.
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Hey, did you find any, uh, Molly relatives?
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Tracked down the second cousin
in the Navy on Facebook.
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- Did you post on his wall?
- Status says he's on sea duty.
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- I'll do it when he gets back.
- Right. Um...
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- When's that?
- Didn't say.
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Okay.
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Heh. Look, cage the ferret, okay?
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Day-care parents
don't appreciate morning muff.
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- Ha, ha.
- Here you go. Good doggie.
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One hundred! One hundred seconds!
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Jimmy, I can't do breakfast,
set up for day-care...
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...and practice holding my breath
all at the same time.
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- No!
- Oh, it's still broken.
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It's a finger, not your neck.
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Carl, can you set up for day-care?
I need to get to the pool at exactly 9 a.m.
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- It's opening day.
- I'm feeding Liam.
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I can help.
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Thanks, Molly.
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Wipe down the exersaucers
and teething toys...
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...then check the nap-pads
for head-lice and boogers.
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That's a really pretty dress.
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It hides my girl-penis. Mom said
it's impolite to show off my bulge.
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More coffee?
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Uh, Lip, Ian? Come down here a sec?
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Okay, listen up, Gallaghers.
And Milkoviches.
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They're digging the sewer main in a few days
and shutting the water off. So we need to...
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- ...do laundry and dishes beforehand.
- What about toilets?
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I guess we just won't flush that day.
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- Well, we could fill up buckets.
- Gross.
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He crippled or something?
Just so helpful.
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- Must be nice having a spouse.
- They're digging up the lawn?
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- Yeah.
- What about Aunt Ginger?
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Incoming.
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Okay. I'll be back for dinner.
Buck up, kiddo.
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No biggie, just my universe falling apart.
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Hey, there, fella.
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Ooh! Let's go take the Browns
to the Super Bowl, huh?
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- Jesus.
- Guess who came by today?
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The city. They're digging up the yard
to work on the sewer line.
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You need to find Aunt Ginger
before they do.
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Who?
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The dead relative whose social
security checks you've been cashing?
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You buried her, you unbury her.
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Hand.
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- Come on, Debs.
- Bye, Frank.
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- Not trying to look at my dick, are you?
- I'm not. I'm not thinking about your dick.
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In my dad's mouth. I'm not.
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- Good, then don't.
- Yep. Not.
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Ian's dick was in your dad's mouth?
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It's a figure of speech.
It's like saying, "None of your business.
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Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man."
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- Who says that?
- Gay dudes.
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- Is Ian gay?
- No, no.
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It was euphemistic.
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- Is that what gay people like to do?
- Jesus. Forget it.
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Oh, uh, Jamie.
You any good with power tools?
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Hey, Lip? I need your help.
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- Oh, busy!
- Too busy to help your old man?
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Yes. Forever.
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Fucking--
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Hey, Ian?
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He's getting ready for work.
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Nice paint job.
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- You got your shoes on?
- Yeah. Why?
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We're going to Sheila's. Gonna grab some
of dead Eddie's heavy-duty machines.
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That fella loved lawn equipment.
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But I'm sick.
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You don't look sick to me.
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Cancer.
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Oh.
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The clinic called.
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The pills worked.
No more cancer. Congrats.
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- I'm not dying?
- No.
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- Can we have a party?
- You bet.
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As soon as we dig up
this old dead crack whore.
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Come on, let's go.
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Are you a lesbo?
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No.
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Although I know many people who have
had relations with same-sex individuals.
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I believe all people should have the right
to love whomever they choose.
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And even though civil unions
are legal in Illinois, it isn't enough.
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- Change is possible. It starts with us--
- Stop staring at us, freak-bag.
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And grow some tits.
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Ha, ha. You hear that? They're going
for the brass ring up there. I did that.
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Showed them the way.
Like a headlamp in a coal mine.
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You see, Frank Gallagher knows people.
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I just intuit.
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I was a... I was a psychology major...
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...for a semester.
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- Dad?
- Yeah.
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What's this?
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Uh, that's a pacifier for your anus.
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They're early! Frank!
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- Hello?
- Can you be on baby duty?
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- Looks like a priest with a Nam vet.
- Hello?
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It's Father Pete.
He's with a hospice patient. A nun.
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They're out of room at St. Steven's.
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- Here.
- Oh, there he is.
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Hey.
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- Hey, nice to see you again, Father Pete.
- And you too, Jody.
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Hi, I'm Jody.
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I'm sorry about the mess.
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We've just been a little preoccupied.
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Not at all.
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Careful. Careful.
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She's not long for this world, I'm afraid.
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She's taken a vow of silence,
so you don't have to worry about her...
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...keeping you up all night
with her praying.
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- This is her pain medication.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
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Oh, and make sure
her iPad is always charged.
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She can play "Angry Birds"
till the cows come home.
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Oh, well...
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That's just a, um, harness for patients.
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- Uh, shed key?
- On the fridge. Top of the fridge.
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Why are you orange?
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Frank?
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Don't know what it is, Red,
but, uh, I feel less alone in the world...
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...knowing I can drive across town
and find you here...
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...bent over cans of chicken stock.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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Truly.
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I j u s t--
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Can you forgive a man
who's falling apart a little?
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Yeah.
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- Can I kiss you?
- No.
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Just a little?
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So listen...
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...um, I need somebody to rob my house.
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And I'm hoping you could help.
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You want me to rob your house?
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Candace changed the locks on the house.
My goddamn house.
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And she won't let me back in.
So I need someone to steal my stuff.
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If I do it,
the neighbors might recognize me.
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You go in during daylight hours
and you look like movers.
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You'll be fine.
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Look, she stays up till 3 a.m. drinking
Stoli Vanilla and watching Bowflex ads.
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She'll be unconscious
until well past noon.
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All right, this could be lucrative for you.
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You can take anything you want.
It's all insured.
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All I want are my two Armani suits,
my Lucian Freud...
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...and my bottle
of 1990 Chateau Latour Pauillac.
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What do you say? Will you do it?
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- Frank?
- Yes, son?
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Why would a dude put his penis
in another dude's mouth?
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Well, sometimes men
discover things about themselves.
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Like they prefer male genitalia
to female genitalia.
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Wait. So some guys like to lick wieners?
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Well, I'm sure at first
they're attracted to each other's build.
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And once a connection gets made,
then the wieners get licked.
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It's a scorcher today, ain't it?
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Produce, pick up Line 2. Produce.
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00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,675
- Hey, Debs. How was the pool?
- Great. Where are the swim diapers?
238
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,394
Thanks. Uh, Aisle 9.
239
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,353
Did you put tacks in my drawer?
240
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,629
My baby sister should have got your job.
241
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,918
Took me four months to teach her
how to swallow without gagging.
242
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,476
And for what?
Not her fault she got a lazy eye.
243
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,634
She was raised right.
She don't think she's better than nobody.
244
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,870
I'm sorry about your sister,
but I got five kids to feed.
245
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,996
Fiona?
246
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,914
Oh, you know,
just employee shenanigans.
247
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,112
You got coupons for this?
248
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,920
Customer needs assistance
in the Meat Department.
249
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,357
I got an 11:00 ovarian cyst,
an 11:30 UTI...
250
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,075
...and a pre-teen pregnancy in the lobby.
Why are you here...
251
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,398
- ...when I saw you two weeks ago?
- Banging like bunnies, I can't get pregnant.
252
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,876
- I need another exam.
- It won't change anything.
253
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,151
You said I had a chance of getting pregnant.
254
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,158
I said you had very little chance.
255
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,558
I also used the words "highly unlikely"
and "wildly improbable."
256
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,474
You got my baby girl's
hopes up for nothing.
257
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,316
I chose to mitigate a difficult discussion
with upbeat and positive phrasings.
258
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,075
I need the truth.
Can I have a damn baby or not?
259
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,991
Put it this way. You have a 99.999
chance of not getting pregnant.
260
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,317
Nothing is impossible.
261
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,516
So it's like one penis
going into the other penis?
262
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,394
Of course. When gay dudes get horny,
their pee holes open.
263
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,880
Hey. Swim diapers.
264
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,677
Thank God, I've already had to
fish out two poops. Thank you.
265
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,110
- Daddy!
- Hey. Whoa, you stink like bleach.
266
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,794
Yeah, I was at the pool today.
267
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,673
I stayed under for 112 seconds.
268
00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:01,636
Hey, good for you! Show those
syphilis-ridden turbo-sluts a thing or two.
269
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,958
They think they own the water
just because they piss in it.
270
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,834
We hit something.
271
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,470
What's that smell?
272
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,715
- The sewer line?
- Oh, man.
273
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:19,196
We probably should patch that up
with some duct tape and a T-shirt. Oh, God.
274
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,595
You sure we're digging in the right spot?
275
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,714
- Ew!
- Oh!
276
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,038
Man, I can't believe your wife
actually came to your house.
277
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,590
I thought V was gonna rip her throat out.
278
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,720
So, what's up with you and Mandy?
You guys seem tight.
279
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,673
I guess.
280
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,314
She's gotten hella clingy.
281
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,160
You rescued her cross-dressing sibling.
282
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,479
You swashbuckled that shit, man.
Seals the deal for a chick. I'm serious.
283
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,115
Girls take that hero crap
straight to the bank.
284
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,433
She cook for you now?
285
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,518
- Fold your clothes?
- Sometimes.
286
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,320
She stay over more than
four nights a week?
287
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,273
Help out with random stuff?
288
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,836
Ah? Ah? Ha, ha.
289
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,829
Dude, you are ghetto married. Enjoy it.
290
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,430
You get all the perks, no paperwork.
291
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,791
Guys would kill for that setup.
292
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,752
- I kind of hate it.
- What's wrong with you, man?
293
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,274
I think Karen messed you up bad.
294
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,791
- Going home? Going home?
- Yeah, yeah
295
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,520
Gun it.
296
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,674
Good work.
297
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,318
Get your act together, lady.
298
00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,751
I got day-old chuck, two-day-old sirloin,
couple of partially soft bagels...
299
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,839
...and like two gallons
of nearly expired mayo.
300
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,554
Oh, and a sheet cake.
301
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,638
Joanie was late picking up her kid again.
302
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,150
- Guess what the excuse was. Flat tire.
- Flat tire?
303
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:15,036
It's not the homo thing. Gays hit on me
all the time and it doesn't bother me.
304
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,472
Of course they do. You wear
designer jeans and coconut hair product.
305
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,558
You're like gay flypaper.
306
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,390
- "Haddy Birtbay Juby"?
- Bakery guy is dyslexic.
307
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,193
- Where's Frank?
- Haven't seen him.
308
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,869
He's gotta fill that hole where Ginger was.
It reeks.
309
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,959
- He forgot where he buried her.
- You're kidding.
310
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,200
- We couldn't find her.
- And Carl busted the sewer line.
311
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,911
- Wha--? You picking up guitar?
- Bitches at work giving me shit.
312
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,476
Thumbtacks in my change drawer.
You believe that?
313
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,750
Holy shit.
314
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,476
Ah, we did good.
Boom Town was good to us.
315
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,954
- Blowing up the Hancock building?
- We don't have room.
316
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,591
- Can we store some here?
- Are you nuts? Look at that kid's face.
317
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,678
I'll put it in a no-Carl zone.
318
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,997
- As if that exists.
- Don't touch it.
319
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,272
Wash your face, pyro.
Mandy, make yourself useful, set the table.
320
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,632
- You want pop, beer or ice water?
- Uh, water's good. Thanks.
321
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,109
Put these on Lip's bed.
322
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,955
- She's out in a week, okay?
- Which one?
323
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,032
What's with Jimmy?
That shit with his dad?
324
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,799
He's pretty broken up about it.
325
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,310
No one's dead, wounded or incarcerated.
326
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,751
What do you expect?
Rich kid from the North Side.
327
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,112
It's his first big family crisis.
He's taking it pretty hard.
328
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,716
Left side of your mouth. Other left.
329
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,151
Dude's got daddy issues.
No wonder you dig him.
330
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,840
I can hear you.
331
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,640
Lip, reorganize the truck.
Put the weed in the fridge...
332
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,151
...poppers in the freezer, smokes on top,
bangers under the seats.
333
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,192
- Yep.
- I'll help.
334
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,517
- Cake for dinner?
- I gotta get to the Alibi.
335
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,231
- Hey, what did the doc say this morning?
- Never had a chance to go.
336
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,438
Okay. I love you.
337
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,439
Hey.
338
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,390
- What about a surrogate?
- You offering?
339
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,513
Hell, no. Bet you can find
someone good on Craigslist.
340
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,599
Bitch gets paid, IVF docs get paid,
medical bills...
341
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,077
...maternity clothes, lawyer fee,
contract fees. Low end, 40 grand.
342
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,598
I'd need a truckload of slave play
to raise that kind of scratch.
343
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,838
- What'll you do?
- Something.
344
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,430
Sister, I so admire the vow you've taken.
345
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,396
It takes such strength to resist
the lure of temptation.
346
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:40,556
Verbally or otherwise.
347
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,954
Oh, Sister, I'm... I'm so sorry.
348
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:52,077
Jody and I are just experimenting
with new liberties.
349
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,839
As you know,
our bodies are God's temple...
350
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,869
...and it's as if we're adding on
a little wing or two.
351
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:09,715
So there's no way in the world
you would ever talk?
352
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:20,594
Sister, Jody is pushing me to new levels.
353
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,792
It's completely my fault.
354
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,552
He warned me not to go through
this gateway with him.
355
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,397
And I wouldn't listen.
And now I can't find my way back.
356
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,274
I've never had so many things inserted...
357
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,111
...into so many parts of my body at once.
358
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:44,437
Have I encouraged him to overstep
his boundaries?
359
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,669
Or am I helping him to create
new and healthy ones?
360
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,629
Because I admit...
361
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,675
...inflicting sexual pain...
362
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,509
...gives me great pleasure.
363
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,918
You ready, mama? Batteries are charged.
364
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,112
Oh, Sister, I feel so much better.
365
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,315
Thank you for letting me get it off
my chest.
366
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,357
Oh, you're a good one.
367
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,113
Gloves?
368
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,075
Got some cuts on my hands at work.
369
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,320
- I think it's dry.
- Oh. Sorry.
370
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,319
Oh, my God. I just realized.
371
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,797
That huge fight Dad had with Mr. Ward,
my gay seventh grade teacher.
372
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,196
I thought it was the grade
on my mold project.
373
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,997
But they kept on excusing themselves
to discuss it in private. I am such an idiot.
374
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,237
That wedding in Hawaii
when I was in school.
375
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,712
Me, Mom and Chip went to bed
and Dad stayed up dancing all night...
376
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,434
...with the best man.
377
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,836
What gets me is
he couldn't tell me the truth.
378
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,794
Did he think I wouldn't accept him?
I'd think less of him?
379
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,959
Why didn't he trust me?
Am I the only one who didn't know?
380
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,909
Does my brother know?
Oh, I bet you my brother knows.
381
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,070
- Wait. So there's butt hole involved?
- Sometimes. Not always.
382
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,713
Ian and I are gonna get high
and watch Family Guy. Wanna come?
383
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,991
Uh, I've been driving all day. I'm exhausted.
384
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,399
Doing a night load. Any takers?
385
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,556
Lip? Nothing?
386
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,194
Did ours this afternoon.
387
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,599
Maybe next time you wanna throw in
Debbie or Carl or Liam's with yours.
388
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,759
Sure. No problem.
389
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,038
Hey, if you change your mind,
come down, okay?
390
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,833
Mm.
391
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,715
I need to know where the gay wieners go.
392
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,951
Know how you plunge a toilet
when it's backed up?
393
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,879
- Yeah.
- Think of it as...
394
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,720
...one dude plunging
another dude's toilet.
395
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,959
- We could always adopt.
- I don't want someone else's kid.
396
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,160
I want a little punk with your pretty eyes
and your crooked smile.
397
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,119
I don't know, V. At some point...
398
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,718
...we might have to accept
that it's not meant to be.
399
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,116
Not meant to be?
400
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,718
Was I meant to get an STD at 17
from some lame-ass rapper...
401
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,912
...that would trash my tubes?
402
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,477
Was I meant to Google him all afternoon
to find out he has eight kids?
403
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,195
Was I meant to friend him
on Facebook to write...
404
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,955
...some psychotic rant about
how he ruined my life?
405
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,992
- Baby, it's okay.
- No, it's not.
406
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,119
Fuck his weak-ass rhymes,
fuck that tree-frog-looking doctor...
407
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,831
...and fuck all the fucking money
I spent on condoms the last 20 years.
408
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,958
And fuck you for acting like
you don't wanna fight for this.
409
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,714
Whoa.
410
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,635
You know I do. More than anything.
411
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,712
Then let's fight.
412
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,672
Enough with the kicking. Christ.
413
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,271
- Where is she?
- I can't find-- I give up.
414
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,955
- I need sleep.
- Let me spell this out for you.
415
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,436
The city digs up some bones.
The police show up.
416
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,439
The figure out it's Aunt Ginger.
They date the bones.
417
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,235
They realize she's been dead
for 14 years...
418
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:53,231
...and yet her social security checks
are being cashed every month.
419
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,511
This isn't a DUI, Frank.
420
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,918
You buried a body
and you stole from the federal government.
421
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,840
You will never get out of prison.
422
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,639
Think about it.
423
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,073
Fuck.
424
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,391
Hey. You know the guy
you beat the shit out of at that club?
425
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,354
He wants me to sneak into his mansion,
take all of his crap.
426
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,472
Really?
427
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,239
Hilarious.
428
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,238
He can't get it himself.
429
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,229
Divorce.
430
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,116
Says I can take whatever I want.
He's loaded. You want in?
431
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,436
Jesus.
432
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,916
Use blanks, maybe?
433
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,440
Can I bring my cousins?
434
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,758
- Yeah.
- All right. I'm in.
435
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,719
I don't know what you see
in that geriatric Viagroid.
436
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,435
He buys me stuff.
Orders me room service.
437
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,839
He isn't afraid to kiss me.
438
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,636
We're low on joints.
439
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,514
I got extra weed in the fridge
but it needs rolling.
440
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,192
You guys look like
you could use some help.
441
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,869
- Yeah, that would be great.
- No, we're good, thanks.
442
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,157
- Can you roll us some spliffs?
- Sure.
443
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,556
- Weed, papers?
- Right there.
444
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,672
You guys are really killing it.
445
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,673
Ho! You are a giant.
446
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,389
Ask me if I play basketball
and I'll punch your nuts.
447
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,394
What do you want?
448
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,035
Two fountains, sparklers,
three joints, Bomb Pop.
449
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,278
- You got any community service hours left?
- Why?
450
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,638
- Molly could help. He offered.
- No. You know, I'm covered.
451
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,912
- We're good. You can go.
- You know what? Have her stick around.
452
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,715
- I gotta hit the Alibi in 10 minutes.
- I can handle it.
453
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,152
- I'm good to stay.
- No, please, just go home, Mandy.
454
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,596
To your own fucking house for once.
455
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,472
That was harsh.
456
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,550
Heh. Really, ladies? Really funny.
457
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:33,677
Hi, this is Fiona. Uh, I'm working Register 2.
I'm locked in the bathroom.
458
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,997
I did try the knob.
459
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,072
Fine. I'll try again.
460
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,910
On what planet is it cool for you to take
a smoke break in the bathroom?
461
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,760
I don't even smoke Parliaments.
462
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,669
- Holy crap. Congrats on your puberty.
- Yeah.
463
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,280
Your tits look great.
464
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,800
Thanks. You know, they always say
it happens overnight.
465
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,799
Go for a swim. Try out your new bod.
466
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,480
Okay.
467
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,915
- It's my fourth.
- I don't care if it's your 44th.
468
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,516
- We don't do buybacks.
- I'm broke.
469
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,511
Hey, news flash, princess.
So is 150 percent of the patronage here.
470
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,799
There she is. Welcome back.
How was your vacay?
471
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,959
I went surfing, got hit by a Jet Ski,
saw a dolphin masturbate.
472
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,313
Yeah, well, my finger's broken, my parents
are divorced, and my dad's a fairy, so...
473
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,715
A fairy?
474
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,274
Hello, 1983.
475
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,952
- Did you get my CO2?
- Yeah. Make it quick? I gotta get out of here.
476
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,391
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
477
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,030
Hey.
478
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,392
You know, not for nothing...
479
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,559
...but, uh, no one likes to hear
a grown man whine.
480
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,434
It's like the verbal equivalent
of a dude wearing UGGs.
481
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,916
- I appreciate the sympathy. Thanks.
- Get over it.
482
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,551
Fiona doesn't have room. She's busting
her ass to keep food on the table.
483
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,320
Good denizens of Cook County,
I have a proposition.
484
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,194
What the fuck is it now, Frank? Jesus.
485
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,234
Do you remember--?
Do you remember the hold up...
486
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,911
...of that jewelry store
on South Ashland in '92?
487
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,430
- Yeah.
- Bastards cleaned out these poor spics...
488
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,751
...of every piece of crap that they had?
489
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,077
That was my mother. She did the heist.
490
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,751
And I think she buried the crap
in my backyard.
491
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,634
- How do you know that?
- Well, she stashed it somewhere.
492
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,752
And then she forgot where.
493
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,714
So the other day I was planting some basil.
494
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,597
I've recently gotten back into gardening.
And I found this.
495
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,473
Shit. Is that gold?
496
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,036
Could be.
Pretty dirty. Gotta get it appraised.
497
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:31,234
The point being, this is only the tip
of the golden iceberg.
498
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,955
Now, I can't dig it all up by myself.
499
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:39,554
So I will give a sizable cut to anyone
who helps me unearth it.
500
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,678
So who's with me?
501
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,395
- No.
- No fucking way.
502
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,233
You're out of your mind, Frank.
503
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,318
- Fuck it. Why not?
- I'm in.
504
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,190
There you go. Bravo, soldiers.
Onward, onward. Let's go.
505
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,716
- Let's do it.
- That's the spirit.
506
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,991
This is what made America great.
507
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,277
- Ew, period.
- Period.
508
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,914
Hey, what'd I miss at the pool?
509
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,353
Hi.
510
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,960
Hi.
511
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,672
Let's just make sure we explored
all other options.
512
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,639
Okay.
513
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,837
What about that maid
you used to work with?
514
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,231
Chantrelle? Too crazy.
515
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,512
- How about Macie at the old folks' home?
- Too medicated.
516
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,189
- Fiona.
- Too white.
517
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,439
Really? Is that a concern of yours?
518
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,356
I want it to have my genetic material.
Or at least look like it does.
519
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,193
What about your cousin Sharonda?
520
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,280
I called her this morning.
She fell off the wagon, was fried by noon.
521
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,989
Well, what about your other cousin,
the, uh, pretty one?
522
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,112
Oh, the pretty one?
523
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,000
No, because I want our kid to look pretty
like you.
524
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,232
She's 13.
525
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,715
Wow.
526
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,037
She seems older.
527
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,194
Jesus. Oh, my God.
528
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,676
Mother of Christ, it stinks.
529
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,912
Did someone shit in the yard?
530
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,600
Shut up. Keep digging.
531
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,400
The one-armed wonder is making more
progress than you.
532
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,199
This is as far as you got?
533
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,756
Don't judge.
534
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:57,396
Frank? You know for certain
there's jewelry buried out here?
535
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,912
Uh, you know what?
Try along that fence there.
536
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,080
I saw her rooting around in there
like a badger.
537
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,597
Wowie. Desert Storm night
at the Cheesecake Factory?
538
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,871
Why are you acting like a dick to Mandy?
539
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,272
I think that qualifies as
none of your fucking business.
540
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,598
She called me from her aunt's house.
Said you told her to go home.
541
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,355
- Is Molly leaving too?
- What? No, Debs.
542
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,510
Look, she is always on me about, you know,
our plans for the night.
543
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,832
When we're seeing her friend's band,
what we are doing next week.
544
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,271
She likes hanging out with you.
Not a crime.
545
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,239
- I like Molly.
- She's not my wife.
546
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,678
Oh. She's a good person
who does nice things for you.
547
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,918
- What are you, her fucking lawyer?
- No, I'm her best friend.
548
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,713
You're acting like a douche bag.
549
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,958
You want out, end it.
You don't, stop treating her like garbage.
550
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,558
Just because Karen wiped her ass with you
doesn't give you the right to shit on Mandy.
551
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,635
Guys, bad news. We all gotta dig tonight.
552
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,639
City's coming
and Frank can't find Aunt Ginger.
553
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,639
- So?
- Someone goes to jail if we don't find her.
554
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,155
- Frank.
- There's a body.
555
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,158
We know about it. We're accomplices.
556
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,477
Again, saddled with a mess
we didn't create.
557
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,189
Sooner we get out and dig,
sooner it'll all be over.
558
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,040
I still got blisters on my hand
from yesterday.
559
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,310
I can dig.
560
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,280
I have pretty developed upper arms
for a chick.
561
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,353
- I need to borrow your turkey baster.
- I don't want Molly to leave.
562
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,038
- What's with her?
- She got her period at the pool today.
563
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,678
I can't wait to get my period.
564
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,079
Mom said it's the body's tribute
to female sacrifice.
565
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,989
You're not a girl, honey.
566
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,352
You're a boy who was raised
by a jacked-up meth head of a mom...
567
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,474
...who made you think you were a girl
because she hates men.
568
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,077
I'm not a girl?
569
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,078
Lip?
570
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,633
Debbie?
571
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,399
It wasn't real.
572
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,676
It was ketchup.
They did it in front of everyone.
573
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,715
- Who?
- The girls at the pool.
574
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,240
Debs.
575
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,240
They're pretty and boys notice them.
576
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,397
Well, they won't be pretty for long.
577
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,992
They're gonna make all the bad decisions
and you're gonna learn from their mistakes.
578
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,194
Why do they have to be so mean?
579
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,750
Some girls are just jerks.
580
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,233
Like that chick at the store yesterday.
581
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,713
Did I deserve that? No.
But did I take her shit? No way.
582
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,435
Because I'm better than that.
And so are you.
583
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,314
Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers.
584
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,353
Debbie?
585
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,198
Go away.
586
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,276
Open the door.
587
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,159
Come on.
588
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,193
We gotta dig.
589
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,598
I thought you took a vow of silence.
590
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,358
That silence doesn't include the Internet?
591
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,474
You have been blogging about me
every day?
592
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,240
I think I'm gonna puke.
593
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,910
Muscle through it. We gotta find her.
594
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,117
- Where'd Carl go?
- Huh?
595
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,436
- Ninja!
- Carl, no!
596
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,430
- Carl, no!
- Oh, shit.
597
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,552
Shit. Carl.
598
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,793
- That kind of worked.
- You get those from the fireworks stash?
599
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,434
- Yeah.
- Go get some more.
600
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,830
Ian?
601
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,080
It reeks out here.
602
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,318
Hey, listen.
603
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,957
Ah, man. About all the stuff
just with my dad.
604
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,756
Oh, my God.
Why are we still talking about this?
605
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,759
I mean, really? Christ.
606
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,919
Okay, so, like, whenever you need me
I'm, like, there for you...
607
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,995
...but the one time I need you,
you're like, "Screw off"?
608
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,430
Carl thinks he's a cancer survivor.
609
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,077
Molly thinks she's a girl with a penis.
610
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,273
Debbie's getting terrorized
at the public pool.
611
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,472
The yard smells like a sewer.
612
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,475
I got three drunk assholes operating
power tools behind me...
613
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,191
...and the bitches at work
locked me in a bathroom today.
614
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,073
Oh.
615
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,030
And we all might be on the verge
of going to prison.
616
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,718
So you want to talk? Fine.
617
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,355
Grab a shovel.
618
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,952
Talk your face off about how your dad
gave a blow job to a teenager.
619
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,795
- But dig while you do it.
- You know what?
620
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,438
I'm really tired of playing this My Tragedy
Is Bigger Than Your Tragedy game.
621
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,919
My entire world got rocked and it's, like,
not even on your radar.
622
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,476
We're in a relationship.
623
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,479
What's important to me
should be important to you.
624
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,240
Look at us.
625
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,400
We are literally digging up a body.
626
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,235
How do you even compare
our situations?
627
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,350
Huh. Aw, that's great, walk away.
628
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,599
It's a real pussy move.
629
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,675
Yeah, why don't you go cry
to your gay dad about it?
630
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,470
So I'll just be carrying it. And you two
take it from me when it comes out.
631
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,000
- Yes, Momma.
- Lord knows...
632
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,237
...I'm too old to be raising an infant.
633
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,319
It will be our child.
It will be your grandchild.
634
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,796
You were such a sweet baby.
635
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,040
But Lord, were you a terrible eater. Ha, ha.
636
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,994
You'd get it all up in your hair,
and in your nose.
637
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,759
Everything okay?
638
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,156
Yeah, just a second.
639
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,393
This comes the tricky part.
640
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,589
Not much in there.
We could have used an eye dropper.
641
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,156
Jeez, Kevin.
642
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,751
Bottoms up.
643
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,796
Oh. Ooh.
644
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,799
Warmer than I expected. Ooh, ha, ha.
645
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,235
Okay, bedtime, gang.
646
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,875
We'll start again in the morning.
647
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,952
Fuck.
648
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,478
Don't worry about your dweeb.
649
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,718
He's just off licking his wounds.
650
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,879
He'll be back.
651
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:08,069
We Gallaghers
sure know how to pick them, huh?
652
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,676
See you in the morning.
653
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,470
Hey, Karen, it's Lip.
654
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,354
Just wanted to give you an update,
wherever the fuck you are.
655
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,758
Your kid, he's doing great.
656
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:42,959
Um, your mom and ex-husband, they're, um...
They're also doing great.
657
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,837
My dad, who you fucked, he's doing great.
658
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,679
And, uh...
659
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,437
...I'm doing really, really great.
660
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,720
Just in case you were wondering.
661
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,600
You selfish, ignorant,
heinous piece of dog shit.
662
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,951
Thank you for leaving
and never coming back.
663
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:13,878
You-- We all owe you a huge fucking favor.
664
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,317
You rock.
665
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,514
Hey, let's go inside.
666
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,991
Don't bring that with you.
667
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,959
Come on.
668
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,477
Hey, it's me. Uh...
669
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,113
Just wondering where you are.
670
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,111
Call, text, whatevs. Bye.
671
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,277
I mean, no wonder she flipped out.
She's got so much on her plate.
672
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,597
She needs me there for her.
673
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,918
But I got to work on my stuff too.
674
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,993
So hard for you.
675
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,351
Poor Stevie.
676
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,990
- You ready to go again?
- Yeah.
677
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,273
- Ugh!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
678
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,830
Fuck.
679
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,836
I'm a dick.
680
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,111
Mandy.
681
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,432
I'm a dick. Can you come down?
682
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,110
Hey.
683
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,551
I'm not a tool.
684
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,236
Yeah, I know.
685
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,433
So you don't get to treat me like one.
686
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,673
I know.
687
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,232
Come down.
688
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,391
Please.
689
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,432
Hey. No, guys, guys.
690
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:53,033
No fucking guns, all right?
It's just a drunk old lady in there.
691
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,836
Come on.
692
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,760
Fuck.
693
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,674
Where's Debbie?
694
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,149
She's at the pool.
695
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,829
We got to keep digging.
696
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:02,474
- Got it? Oh, shit. Oh, come on. Fuck.
- Ow.
697
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,276
Oh, fuck.
698
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,996
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey, fuckers.
699
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,197
Fuck.
700
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,755
Fuckers.
701
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,675
Fuck.
702
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,833
No fucking way.
703
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,398
Fuck. Fucking Ned.
Are you fucking him too?
704
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,313
Fucking drive. Drive, drive, drive.
705
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:31,589
- You got shot, Mickey.
- Yes, I fucking know I got shot.
706
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:50,473
Remember. Do not sit on cushions,
carpets, anything foam or porous.
707
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,751
Say their names slowly and calmly.
708
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,276
If you feel something crawling,
don't scream.
709
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,554
Just shake the body part lightly.
Okay? Let's do this.
710
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,912
- I'm just going to take another minute.
- Take your time.
711
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,720
- Are you kidding me?
- Stay there.
712
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,038
- Jesus.
- Just one fucking old lady? Ow!
713
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,310
Ow, ow.
714
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:40,595
Well, if it isn't the toughest badass fag beater
this side of the Chicago river.
715
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,433
Fuck off.
716
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,513
I'll show you some tits.
717
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,839
- Fiona's fits better, doesn't it?
- Sure.
718
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,833
Oh, my.
719
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,117
Almost done, Nicky.
720
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,478
Ian, what the fuck?
721
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,514
- I can explain this.
- Who the hell are you?
722
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,030
I'm Britney Sturges
from Child Protective Services.
723
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,516
She just walked in.
724
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,595
Yes!
725
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,555
Oh, my God,
I totally almost drowned a slut.
726
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,434
She was kicking and scratching
but I held my breath...
727
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,712
...and hung on until she passed out.
Oh, my God.
728
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:53,075
Guess what? You do not F
with Debbie Gallagher.
729
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,715
- Don't F with me.
- Debs.
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