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* *
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(Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing)
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KAT: All right.
Let's do it again from the top.
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We can cue music.
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* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
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* Marry me, marry me,
say yes *
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* Marry me, marry me *
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* Say yes,
for the rest, the rest *
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* I never seen forever *
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* I never seen forever
in the wild *
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* But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes... *
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HODA KOTB: Tomorrow night,
superstar Kat Valdez
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and Grammy-winning
hot, hot, hot Bastian
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will make history
when they perform
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their new hit song "Marry Me"
and exchange vows
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in front of the whole world.
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-20 million people.
-(cheering)
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BASTIAN:
See you tomorrow.
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I'll be the one in the veil.
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And guess who's gonna
be one of them. Me!
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Okay, I hear that she is wearing
a Zuhair Murad custom gown
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with 10,000
hand-beaded crystals.
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I feel so grateful right now
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that everything is
the way it is.
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I have a beautiful fiancé
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who's so supportive
and loving and...
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I feel so grateful
for the American fans because
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they are supporting me and Kat
in a very nice way.
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"Marry Me" is sweeping
the country.
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KAT: Planning the wedding show
has been insane.
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Strike that, the world.
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Kat Valdez and Bastian
are taking their vows onstage
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in New York City tomorrow night,
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and then jetting off
to a private island
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where they'll make, let's hope,
more beautiful music together.
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JUSTIN SYLVESTER:
City National Bank,
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bank of the stars,
presents "Marry Me."
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The end of a tour
and the beginning of a lifetime.
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And with me is Colin Calloway,
her manager. How are you?
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I'm very well, Justin.
How are you?
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I'm good. Now, I heard
this was all Bastian's idea.
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Uh, no, no, no,
they-they both wanted to give
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-something back to the fans.
-You know, combined,
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they have a social reach
of over 200 million people?
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Uh, yeah, of course I know that.
I'm-I'm the manager.
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-Uh... uh...
-Who's a bridesmaid?
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What about her exes?
Will they be in the audience?
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They got some people,
uh, waiting for me,
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so I'm just gonna go
and deal with that.
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-Just...
-Bye, guys.
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I hate dealing with managers.
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* Marry me *
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* I want you in my life so bad *
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* Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma *
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* Marry me. *
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WOMAN:
Can somebody get this cart?
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-Can somebody help me?
-(indistinct chatter)
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It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni.
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I mean, if you don't like it,
I'll take it.
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-Oh, that's beautiful.
-Ah!
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(both laughing)
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Um, let's pack it
for the honeymoon.
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-Okay.
-Okay?
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KAT:
Oh, more flowers.
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(chuckling):
My God, this is insane.
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This is nothing.
There's a moving van on Park
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stuffed with wedding gifts,
including a stove.
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-Someone got me a stove?
-It's from a fan.
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(scoffs) Who thinks
I don't have a stove?
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COLIN:
Yeah, Tyra?
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Donate all of it.
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-("Marry Me" ringtone plays)
-Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio.
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Tom, the man himself.
Talk to me.
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Of course I've got
some tickets for you,
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even if we are
completely sold out.
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I don't think there's
a single person in this city
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who's not clamoring
to come to this wedding.
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Think this is
one of my better lunches,
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but you be the judge.
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Dad, don't mess up my hair.
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I thought that gave you
good luck.
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That was, like, a long time ago.
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I think it was
about a month ago.
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How great is this?
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Going to the same school
together.
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-Mm-hmm, great.
-Oh, and, Lou, you probably
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won't see that much of me.
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I know that could be
a problem for you,
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but if you need
to see me anytime...
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I won't.
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I like the independence. Good.
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Oh, and you know the student
that you're shadowing, Esther?
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Full disclosure,
Esther is in my math club,
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but I don't want you to feel
any pressure to join.
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I'm not joining.
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Tough audience.
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(snoring)
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(kids chattering)
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Um, Dad?
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-Can I go in alone?
-Of course.
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I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.
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If I could walk in alone,
you know, for my street cred.
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I love you!
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You may be good at football,
you may be good at track,
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but when it comes
to math clubs...
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ALL:
You better watch your back!
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Coolidge Pi-thons attack!
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-(hissing)
-Yes!
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What's our number?
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ALL:
3.141592...
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-(school bell rings)
-65839...
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Percy, we got it. Good.
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Okay, remember,
if you sit in the question,
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the answer will find you.
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Terrific job today.
I love the energy.
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I'm telling you,
if we bring that
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to the Mathalon finals,
we win the...
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-Oh, Esther, you got a second?
-Yeah.
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How's Lou doing? She good?
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I think so.
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You know, she's great at math,
so at some point,
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I wouldn't be surprised
if she starts asking
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about maybe joining
the Pi-thons.
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'Cause, you know,
at her last school,
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she made it
to the Mathalon finals.
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Really?
She never mentioned that.
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Ah, you know, that's the thing.
She's really shy.
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Oh, not at all. She was
telling me about her vacation
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and about this guy named David.
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David? My ex's new husband?
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-What did she say about him?
-Oh...
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It doesn't matter. Never mind.
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Actually, go ahead. Tell me.
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Oh, just that he's awesome
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and no matter what they do,
it's always cool
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-and exciting and, you know...
-Fun.
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-Yeah. (chuckles)
-Gotcha.
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-All right.
-Okay. Thanks, Esther.
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I guess they're going
cave diving.
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-Hmm. Cave diving.
-Yeah.
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-(door opens, closes)
-Where?
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PARKER: In a stairwell,
spying on your daughter.
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-Really?
-CHARLIE: We're not spying.
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We're-we're just watching
from a distance.
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We're not spying.
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Look, she had a hard time
at her last school.
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I just want to make sure
she's okay.
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So, what, you thought you'd
hook her up with the cool kids?
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CHARLIE: Parker, you're
supposed to set a good example
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as the guidance counselor.
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I am setting the best example
with my look and my vibe alone.
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Jesus, kids still do the robot?
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(ringtone playing):
* Marry me, marry me, say... *
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-Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone?
-Guilty.
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What's "Marry Me"?
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It's Kat and Bastian's new song.
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-It's everyone's new song.
-It's my new song.
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-It's not mine.
-People are gonna propose to it.
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They're gonna post videos
of themselves
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dancing to it down the aisle.
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-Are you ready to be jealous?
-Yes.
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I'm taking my new girlfriend
Roxy and her ex-girlfriend
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-to their concert/wedding.
-Shut up.
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Where she's gonna look
at me and say...
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Hi, baby.
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BASTIAN (over phone):
Hi, love.
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-Did you see my post?
-No. You post something?
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(chuckles)
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So, do you like it?
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I love it.
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I love you.
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I love you more, baby.
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(inhales deeply)
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-When'll you be home?
-About an hour.
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You know there's about
a thousand people
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-in this apartment right now?
-(laughing): What?
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I know.
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20 million?
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(chuckles) Yeah, of course.
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Oh, my God. This has gotten
so out of control.
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(man speaks Spanish over phone)
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BASTIAN:
Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait.
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Yeah, I just...
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now I just wish it was me
and you on a beach somewhere.
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No, my love.
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You deserve the biggest wedding
in the world.
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And tomorrow's gonna be
the best night of our lives.
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-Can't wait. (chuckles)
-I can't wait either, baby.
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MELISSA:
Where's Kat?
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An interview in ten minutes.
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(horns honking)
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CHARLIE:
Look what I just found.
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Scoot over. (grunts)
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I was just looking
through some old pictures.
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-Uh-huh?
-And look at this one I saw
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of you, me and Mom
in Jamaica, parasailing.
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We went parasailing?
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Do you not remember?
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I mean, to be honest,
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I don't remember you
together at all.
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(grunts softly)
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Well, we were, and we had fun.
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I get it, Dad.
You were a fun guy.
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I was, and I am a fun guy.
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(takes deep breath)
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But, you know,
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it's not just about fun.
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It's-it's harder than that.
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It's work. It's...
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Well, think about Tank.
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-When Tank was a puppy.
-(chuckles)
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-You remember that?
-Yeah.
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You remember how fun he was
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and playing tug-of-war
with the Frisbee
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and him jumping around?
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And now he's old,
and his eyes don't work,
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and you don't know
how many good years he has left,
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-but you still...
-Dad, is Tank dying?
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No. No.
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I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good.
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I got a little off track.
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I was just...
What I meant is that
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love is about sacrifice
and the day-to-day.
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Um, Dad, uh,
can I go to sleep now?
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Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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-Okay. Good night.
-Okay.
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Night.
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JIMMY FALLON: Last time
she was here, Kat Valdez,
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who let's just say
is no stranger to weddings...
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(audience laughing)
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...said she wanted to do
something smaller,
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understated, intimate,
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with just, say,
5,000 of their closest fans.
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-(laughter)
-I mean friends.
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Just a simple wedding
for a simple gal.
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-Just like Mom's wedding was.
-(laughter)
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RYAN SEACREST:
Hey, good morning, New York.
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It's 102.7.
This is Seacrest with you.
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ENRIQUE SANTOS:
Kat and Bastian fans,
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it's Enrique Santos with you.
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RADIO HOST:
Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian
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will give it all they got
and tie the knot.
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RADIO HOST 2:
Today is the big day.
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RADIO HOST 3:
That shit is crazy, man.
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KAT:
"Then on the shore
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"Of the wide world
I stand alone, and think
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Till love and fame
to nothingness do sink."
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It's Keats.
You think he'll like it?
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If somebody explains it
to him, yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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Oh, today is your wedding day!
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-(squeals)
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
253
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Get it, get it, get it.
254
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Tomorrow would've been
our anniversary.
255
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,563
You guys went out
for what, two weeks?
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17 days,
if you include the breakup.
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And she dumped me with a text.
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So rude.
259
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,156
Come to the Kat Valdez concert
with me tonight.
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Parker, I'm not
a big concert person.
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00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,079
Listen, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime invitation,
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and you don't even get it.
263
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,541
This is Halley's Comet.
264
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,668
It's you wearing an outfit
that flatters your body.
265
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:27,794
It's very rare.
266
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,421
Okay, I've got Lou tonight.
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00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,214
Good. I've got three tickets.
268
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,716
Bring her.
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00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,052
Maybe she'll think you're fun.
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00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,596
(organ plays intro to "Church"
by Kat Valdez)
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(audience cheering)
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KAT: * Church, church,
church, church *
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* Church, church, church *
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* Like church,
church, church, church *
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* Yeah *
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* I'm down on my knees *
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* I've fallen for you *
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* You've opened my gates
and showed me the truth *
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(whooping)
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* I'm born again,
I'm feeling renewed *
281
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,789
* You showed me the way *
282
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,876
* I'm baptized in you *
283
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,378
* I feel it in my chest *
284
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,423
* I got you in my head,
I'm putting on my best *
285
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,509
* Like I'm in church,
church, church *
286
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,012
* Screaming out your name *
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00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,181
* Got me feeling safe *
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00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,558
* It's a new day,
like I'm in church *
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00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,393
* Church, church, church *
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00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:29,981
* You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah" *
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00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,485
* This kind of love
will do it to ya *
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00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,696
* Like church, church,
church, church *
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00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,864
* Church, church, church *
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00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,866
* Like church, church *
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00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,618
* Church, church *
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* Yeah *
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00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,829
* Ready to say "I do" *
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-* Ooh, ooh*
-* Making this woman true *
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00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,375
* Ooh, ooh*
300
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876
* Yes, honest to God,
it's true *
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00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,545
* Church, church,
church, church *
302
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,214
* Ready to say "I do" *
303
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,715
-* Ooh, ooh*
-* Making this woman true *
304
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,050
* Ooh, ooh*
305
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,219
* Yes, honest to God,
it's true *
306
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,554
* Church, church,
church, church *
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00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:05,892
* You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah," testify *
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00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,187
* This kind of love
will do it to ya *
309
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,232
* Like church, church,
church, church *
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00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,025
* Church, church, church *
311
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,653
* Like church, church,
church, church *
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00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,071
* Yeah *
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00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,657
* Yeah, hey, hey, baby *
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00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,075
* I'm in church *
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00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,369
* Church, church,
church, church *
316
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,038
* Ooh, I'm in church with you *
317
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,833
-* I'm in church with you *
-(cheering)
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00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,545
-* Yeah, yeah *
-(whooping)
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00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,754
* Yeah *
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* Lord almighty. *
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00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,299
-(song ends)
-(cheering)
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-WOMAN: We love you, Kat!
-(cheering continues)
323
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,307
Thank you so much for being here
324
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,686
on such a monumentally
special occasion.
325
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,855
How's everybody feeling tonight?
326
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,358
(cheering)
327
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,526
(speaks Spanish)
328
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,445
Are there any Latinos
in the house?
329
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,280
(cheering)
330
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,826
Well, I am looking
for one in particular.
331
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,663
-(laughing)
-(cheering, screaming)
332
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,415
KAT:
Yes.
333
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,417
Ooh, hold this.
334
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,881
Hey, Roxy, check out
my new best friends.
335
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,841
Oh, yeah, and suck it!
336
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,301
(mellow Latin music begins)
337
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:25,013
That beautiful woman
is gonna be my wife.
338
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,058
I should've worn my onesie.
339
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,976
(laughs) Charlie.
340
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,270
(singing in Spanish)
341
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,698
Yeah.
342
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,824
Something's wrong.
343
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,326
Where?
344
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,952
Page Six.
345
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,080
(typing rapidly)
346
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,834
Are you guys ready
for the wedding?
347
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,211
(cheering)
348
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,004
(singing in Spanish)
349
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,259
(gasping, hushed chatter)
350
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,680
(continues singing in Spanish)
351
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,224
-Where's Tyra?
-In Bastian's dressing room.
352
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,851
-Ah, perfect.
-Dancers, to the stage in five!
353
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,895
(continues singing in Spanish)
354
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,941
(women cheering, screaming)
355
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,901
(continues singing in Spanish)
356
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,156
Mel! Where's Mel?
357
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,076
-(song ends)
-(applause)
358
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,079
What's everybody looking at?
359
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,499
Oh. I know the groom is not
360
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,584
supposed to see the bride
before the wedding.
361
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,004
Can I just say, "Wow."
362
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,588
No.
363
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,049
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen...
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00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,592
(cheering)
365
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,137
...the moment you've all
been waiting for.
366
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,265
(majestic orchestral music
playing)
367
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,062
(Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing)
368
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,064
-What's the matter?
-Mm, everything's fine.
369
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,232
-Something's weird.
-Nothing to worry about.
370
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,650
What's everybody looking at?
371
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,944
-Forget about them.
-Give me your phone.
372
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,363
Now!
373
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,116
It might not be real.
374
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,245
AUDIENCE (chanting):
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
375
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,664
REPORTER:
A Page Sixexclusive:
376
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,375
An anonymous poster
sent us this hot video
377
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,169
that's gonna blow your mind.
378
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,588
Kat Valdez's
husband-to-be Bastian
379
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,258
was caught cheating on her
with her assistant.
380
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,595
-(announcer speaking Spanish)
-(chanting continues)
381
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,098
(mechanical whirring)
382
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,894
ANNOUNCER:
Can I get a witness?
383
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,813
AUDIENCE: "Marry Me!"
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
384
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,440
"Marry Me!"
385
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,234
(cheering)
386
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,487
(upbeat pop intro playing)
387
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,539
(cheering)
388
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,299
(indistinct chatter)
389
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,973
Uh, can you stop the music?
390
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,434
(music stops)
391
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,560
Oh, shit.
392
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,980
And, um, can you turn up
the house lights?
393
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,732
(audience quiets)
394
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,361
Yeah.
395
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,407
-(grunts)
-(audience gasping)
396
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,575
-WOMAN: We love you, Kat!
-MAN: We love you, Kat!
397
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,327
-MAN: Kat, we love you!
-WOMAN: Kat!
398
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:38,123
-(whispers): I'm okay.
-WOMAN: Kat, you're a goddess!
399
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,627
I'm told that, uh...
400
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,255
(sniffles)
401
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,340
...20 million people are
402
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:51,011
supposed to watch me sing
"Marry Me"
403
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,054
to the love of my life...
404
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,515
(applause, cheering)
405
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,518
...and then watch
as we take our vows.
406
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,478
(cheering)
407
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,564
I didn't know
she was gonna do this.
408
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,732
Beautiful.
409
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,442
So it's only natural
410
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,694
that I would want to see
who I'm talking to.
411
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,195
-(cheering)
-WOMAN: We love you!
412
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,905
WOMAN 2:
Kat, we love you!
413
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,742
Probably didn't know
about this either, did you?
414
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,994
Only natural
that I say something,
415
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,371
if not about marriage,
416
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,832
then about... love.
417
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,917
(murmuring)
418
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,378
Because that's what
we're all looking for, right?
419
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,921
-(cheering)
-(murmurs of agreement)
420
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,214
-Love?
-WOMAN: Yes!
421
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,883
REPORTER:
A Page Sixexclusive...
422
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,762
We get so caught up in what
we want our life to be that...
423
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:40,435
...we forget what our love
actually is.
424
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,568
-A lie.
-(audience gasping, murmuring)
425
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,570
MAN:
It's okay! We love you!
426
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,114
A fairy tale that
you sold yourself so long ago
427
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,451
that you forgot
that wasn't real.
428
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,416
But deep down, you knew.
429
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,709
WOMAN:
We love you, Kat.
430
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,379
-(cheering)
-We love you, Kat!
431
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,298
-(whooping)
-MAN: We love you!
432
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,258
She's making a fool of herself.
433
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,177
-(Kat sobs)
-No.
434
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,012
KAT:
Somehow you knew.
435
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,390
You did that.
436
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,977
You realize that
it wasn't love at all.
437
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,021
You were just in love
438
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:29,275
with the idea of who
you wanted that person to be.
439
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,821
But you can't marry an idea.
440
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,325
(audience murmuring)
441
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,205
You know, they say,
if you want something different,
442
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,833
you have to do
something different.
443
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:51,214
So this time,
for the first time,
444
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,508
you make a different choice.
445
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:59,931
You jump off a cliff so high
you can't even see the fall.
446
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,186
And you just...
447
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,322
...say yes.
448
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,084
Why not?
449
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,253
Sure.
450
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,882
I'll marry you.
451
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,508
You.
452
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,302
(audience gasping)
453
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,846
Dad. Dad, that's you.
454
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,514
WOMAN:
I thought it would be Bastian,
455
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,433
but it's just some guy
wearing a windbreaker.
456
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,268
Maybe he's a celebrity
wearing a mask.
457
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,561
-Is this for real?
-Yeah, it's for real!
458
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,188
Jesus H. She's talking to you.
459
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,856
Charlie, go! Go!
460
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,567
-Go. Go!
-Go! Go! Go!
461
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,694
AUDIENCE (chanting):
Go! Go! Go!
462
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,364
(chant continues)
463
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,874
-(chant dies down)
-(cheering)
464
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,089
* *
465
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,383
(cheering)
466
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,929
(organ playing
Wagner's "Bridal Chorus")
467
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,940
Oh, my God.
468
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,908
Do you, Katrina Valdez,
469
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,078
take this guy to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
470
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,248
And I mean really take him.
Think hard, girl.
471
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,041
(audience murmuring)
472
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,420
-I do.
-WOMAN: Wait, what?
473
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,548
-(audience gasping)
-And do you, some guy,
474
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,010
take Kat to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
475
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,261
WOMAN:
No! Bastian!
476
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,512
-MAN: Do it!
-OTHERS: Yeah!
477
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,764
(scattered shouts)
478
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,766
It's on you, bro.
479
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,816
WOMAN:
Say yes!
480
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,109
Okay.
481
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,570
-We'll take "okay."
-(scattered shouts)
482
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,489
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,
483
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,992
I now declare you...
(whispers in Spanish)
484
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,952
...husband and wife.
485
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,955
(scattered cheers)
486
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,791
(cheering swells)
487
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,881
* *
488
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,632
(cheering fades)
489
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,647
(cheering)
490
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:58,777
Kat.
491
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,362
Get the hell away from me.
492
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,821
-Can I just explain...
-I'm serious!
493
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,907
-Get her out of here!
-MAN: Clear this area.
494
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,909
-Everybody out, please.
-MAN 2: What's going on?
495
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,744
What happened?
496
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,497
Baby...
497
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,751
Screw you, Bastian!
498
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,252
BASTIAN:
We got in that fight in Miami,
499
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,337
then you told me to get out.
500
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,421
Oh, so this is all my fault?
501
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,673
It's nothing. It was nothing.
502
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,174
-Get me out of here.
-(speaks Spanish)
503
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,842
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, just...
Whoa, just... -Wait.
504
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,720
Who the hell do you think
you are, man? Some fan?
505
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,681
No, I'm not a fan. Just...
506
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,140
Well, I mean, I am now.
507
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,684
Okay. We're done.
You lot, get your phones down.
508
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,644
-Show's over. Go, go, go.
-(clamoring)
509
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:33,895
Carl, take these two
round the back.
510
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,313
I'll have you send decoys
round the front.
511
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,523
-Listen.
-Just get him out of here!
512
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,066
(clamoring)
513
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,484
Hey, move. Move.
514
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,735
Hold him there. Hold him there.
515
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,695
-Terry, I'm-I'm good.
-Whoa, whoa.
516
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,613
(clamoring continues)
517
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,825
(cameras clicking rapidly)
518
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,578
(Kat panting softly)
519
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,802
* *
520
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,057
That was crazy.
521
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,564
I'm sorry.
I don't know exactly what to say
522
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,233
or what just happened,
but I know on some level
523
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,069
you must have really cared
about that guy.
524
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,740
I was marrying him.
525
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,534
Good point.
526
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,208
He's going to age badly.
527
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,255
No, he's not.
528
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,798
Yeah, you're right.
529
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,343
He's probably just gonna
get better looking.
530
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,720
(chuckles)
531
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,934
I'm really sorry about all this.
532
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,481
Me, too.
533
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,994
You gonna be okay?
534
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,790
Jeff will take you home.
535
00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:18,958
Okay. Good night.
536
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,674
(cell phone buzzing)
537
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,470
PARKER (over phone):
Charlie, finally.
538
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,971
Hey. How's Lou?
539
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,932
She's fine. She's at her mom's.
Where are you?
540
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,809
I'm in a garage.
I'm on my way home.
541
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,644
Hold on. You're saying
you haven't seen it?
542
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,312
(chuckling): Oh, my God.
You are everywhere.
543
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,897
Online, on television, on...
544
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,440
What do you mean "television"?
545
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,150
FALLON (on TV): Did you hear
Kat Valdez got married
546
00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,860
to a different stranger
at the concert tonight?
547
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,320
-Do you believe that?
-(audience laughing on TV)
548
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:49,030
On the way home
from the concert tonight,
549
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,199
Kat Valdez also left
the guy from the concert,
550
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,535
then married her Uber driver,
and then...
551
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,036
(audience laughing)
552
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,122
Now he's-he's driving them
to the honeymoon
553
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,332
in Turks and Caicos, where
she will marry the bellboy.
554
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,460
It's very... It's all...
It's all happening...
555
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,546
REPORTER:
Kat Valdez y Bastian...
556
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,923
(reporter continues in Spanish)
557
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,717
(sighs)
558
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,719
COLIN:
There you are.
559
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,224
You need anything?
560
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,313
KAT:
Just...
561
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,774
tell me it didn't happen.
562
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,945
Why do I always pick
the wrong guy?
563
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,951
I let everyone down.
564
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,704
-No, no. No, you didn't.
-(Kat sniffling, sobbing)
565
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,664
I can't get out of my own way.
566
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,583
Oh, come here. Come here.
567
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,251
It's all right.
568
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,712
-We'll figure it out.
-(sobbing)
569
00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,255
I promise.
570
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,758
I promise.
571
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,469
We'll figure it out.
572
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,680
Well, the good news is
there was a wedding last night.
573
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,808
The bad news is
it was not a joke.
574
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,477
I have two things to say.
575
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,062
First, Kat, we love you...
576
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,313
It's Bastian.
577
00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,898
He says he just needs
five minutes.
578
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,608
Hang up and turn that off.
579
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,485
I got to go.
580
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,362
God, he's unbelievable.
581
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,613
What now?
582
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,031
Well, he's going to Puerto Rico.
583
00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:14,824
He says he needs to get
his head together.
584
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,950
(scoffs) Whatever.
585
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,577
(sighs) Kat, he was crying.
586
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,371
Not helping.
587
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,997
(Colin grunts softly)
588
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,294
COLIN:
You all right?
589
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,712
KAT:
No.
590
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,090
Okay, well, I did
a bit of digging last night,
591
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,759
and it turns out, out of 10,000
potential dumpster fires,
592
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,261
you picked a decent,
straight, single father
593
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,389
with no criminal record,
and get this,
594
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,515
he's a maths teacher.
595
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:39,891
-And that's good?
-It's great.
596
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,267
He's not gonna be a problem.
597
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:42,560
I say we offer $5,000,
598
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,939
get him to sign an NDA
and let it all blow over.
599
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,150
Or...
600
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,820
Or?
601
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,782
Or I could stay married to him.
602
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,327
(laughs)
603
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,745
You're kidding.
604
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,790
You're kidding.
605
00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:05,750
You're not kidding.
606
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,293
Y-You can't. We can't.
607
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,628
It-it's not legal.
608
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:09,921
We didn't file papers.
609
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,381
So file the papers.
610
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,590
Wha...
611
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,552
I mean, play the record
through here.
612
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,928
I started something last night,
613
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,514
and if I don't finish it,
I look crazy.
614
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,266
"Er." You'll look crazier.
615
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,517
(Kat exhales)
616
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:24,310
(whispers):
Namaste.
617
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,479
Yeah, we got to get out
in front of this.
618
00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:29,190
Now, he thinks he can
publicly humiliate me?
619
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:30,483
Screw him.
620
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:34,029
This is a manic response
to an insane situation.
621
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,156
No, we have to change
the narrative.
622
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,991
All right?
I'm not marrying him forever.
623
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,994
It's just for a month,
a... a few months.
624
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,787
Now, presuming
the man you married
625
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,331
doesn't have
a girlfriend or a life,
626
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,459
and presuming
I can get him to agree,
627
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,420
I'm not sure exactly
what we're telling the world.
628
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,339
You don't want to be a joke.
629
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,092
I don't want to be
the punch line.
630
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:59,346
We have to embrace
the spontaneity of the moment
631
00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:01,222
and just say...
632
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,061
"Nothing else has worked.
633
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,274
Maybe this will."
634
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:19,991
You know what they say to do
635
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,951
when your car's skidding
out of control, Colin?
636
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:25,121
Close your eyes and pray?
637
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:29,084
Hit the gas and turn into it.
638
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,585
Wait, what are you saying?
639
00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,003
Rethink the paradigm.
640
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,005
We're not selling the world
a fairy tale.
641
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,674
We're taking the fairy tale
off the table.
642
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:36,883
That's what you did last night.
643
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,551
-That's what I did?
-Yeah.
644
00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:40,553
Look, I was just trying
to help someone who seemed like
645
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:42,180
they were in the middle
of a nervous breakdown.
646
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,723
We're calling it
a break from tradition.
647
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:46,559
A moment of clarity where
she picked you out of a crowd
648
00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:48,853
and you, my friend, picked her.
649
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,730
I don't even know her.
650
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,233
Kat Valdez is a legend.
651
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,234
Self-made.
652
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,902
She was raised
by a single father
653
00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,946
who died before she had
any kind of success.
654
00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,698
Now she's a woman north of 35
655
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,991
in a business that marginalizes
women at any age.
656
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,952
People love their artists
to bare their souls,
657
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,662
then vilify them
if they go too far.
658
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:07,914
Well, I'm not gonna let them
do that to her.
659
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,083
-And I'm asking you to help me.
-How?
660
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,794
Stand beside her
for three months.
661
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:13,878
And what does she think
about this?
662
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,213
It was her idea.
663
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,091
-She had the idea for...
-Yeah.
664
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,260
What if we offered you $10,000?
665
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,595
No, no, no. Wrong approach.
666
00:29:22,637 --> 00:29:24,472
Offer him, like, a fundraiser.
667
00:29:24,514 --> 00:29:25,557
He'll go for that.
668
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,225
(chuckling):
Oh. Hi.
669
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,977
Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two...
670
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,478
Ew, gross. No.
671
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,106
Parker Debs, guidance counselor.
Same school.
672
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,650
How about, uh, we host
a fundraiser for your math club?
673
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,610
Don't answer that. Okay.
674
00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,279
What about if it's, like,
675
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,948
instead of three months,
it's six months,
676
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,242
and it could be, like,
a whole math wing?
677
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,786
-(chuckles) -I'm thinking
about the children.
678
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,079
Yeah, this is ridiculous.
679
00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:49,622
I don't think
anyone's gonna believe
680
00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,958
that she's gonna go
from Bastian to me.
681
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,460
-That's a good point.
-Well, the fact is
682
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,337
that she did go
from Bastian to you.
683
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,588
Counterpoint.
684
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,298
COLIN: We're not pretending
you're in love.
685
00:29:58,340 --> 00:29:59,966
We're just gonna say
that you're getting
686
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,718
to know each other,
and if it goes further,
687
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,844
then great, and if it doesn't...
688
00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:04,429
It won't. Come...
689
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,973
-Not with that attitude.
-Well, then it doesn't have to.
690
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:09,642
This is about this moment.
691
00:30:09,684 --> 00:30:13,146
Managing the media frenzy
until things die down.
692
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:14,731
I have a daughter.
693
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,650
I don't want to drag her
into the middle of a circus.
694
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,778
I can assure you,
we won't impinge
695
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,197
on your life whatsoever.
696
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:23,698
-(clamoring) -How does it feel
to not be a nobody?
697
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:25,617
How do you feel about her
being so much hotter
698
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,660
-than you, Charlie?
-Hey, Charlie! Right here!
699
00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:28,912
Hey, Charlie, are you gonna
go through with this?
700
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:29,996
Where's the honeymoon?
701
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:31,706
Did you get a good look at him?
702
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:33,333
Yeah. He's cute.
703
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,417
What?
704
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,461
-He's fine.
-COLIN: Hey.
705
00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,089
Charlie, come in.
706
00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,924
Oh, she's right there. Jesus.
707
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,842
Come over, guys.
708
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,803
Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie.
709
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,596
-Hi. Oh.
-How are you? Oh.
710
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,014
(Charlie chuckles)
711
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,392
-Okay. (laughs)
-I'm Parker.
712
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,894
I'm... I am the one who brought
Charlie to the concert,
713
00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:54,354
-so I'm-I'm...
-CHARLIE: Yep.
714
00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,605
Basically,
I guess I'm responsible
715
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:56,981
-for this whole thing.
-(laughter)
716
00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,525
Hi, Parker.
717
00:30:58,566 --> 00:30:59,776
Hey, Kat.
718
00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:00,777
Hi.
719
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,362
Would you do me a favor,
720
00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,322
uh, just two seconds,
and just say,
721
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,699
-"Roxy, you really blew it"?
-CHARLIE: Oh. Oh.
722
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:08,451
Today Showis a go
at 10:00 on Tuesday.
723
00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:10,036
-(whispers): Sorry.
-MELISSA: They want, uh, um...
724
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,413
Um, Charlie.
725
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:14,499
Charlie in studio
and Kat remote from London.
726
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,376
-Kat.
-Excuse me one second.
727
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,003
-I just have to take a call.
-Okay.
728
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,671
-Bye, Kat.
-WOMAN: Everything's set up...
729
00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,923
-She's like a real person.
-All right, so what's going on?
730
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,550
Uh, we're booking interviews
all week.
731
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,176
Uh-huh.
I thought that's what today was.
732
00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:26,553
No, no. Today's more of
a press conference.
733
00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,054
But throughout
the next few weeks,
734
00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:29,597
we're gonna have
some sit-downs and B roll
735
00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:31,307
and news outlets following us,
charting the progress
736
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,018
as you two
get to know each other.
737
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,185
It's all in your email.
738
00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:35,895
I don't check my emails a lot.
739
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,231
How do you schedule your life
if you don't check your email?
740
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,567
Easy. I can't do anything
741
00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:42,902
between 8:00 and 3:00
Monday through Friday,
742
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,529
and I have math club
after school,
743
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,406
and three days a week,
I have my kid.
744
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,283
-Beyond that, I'm pretty much
available. -(groans)
745
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,744
-So, sorry...
-Melissa.
746
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,829
Melissa, you're gonna
have to move The Today Show.
747
00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:53,955
What? Excuse me?
748
00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,290
We don't move The Today Show.
749
00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:57,709
We move for The Today Show.
750
00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,085
He's gonna have to
shift his schedule.
751
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,211
Okay, I'll-I'll handle it.
752
00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,088
Okay, I can handle my own life.
753
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:03,590
I can help him handle it.
754
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:06,259
Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you
be posting Vitamix?
755
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,011
That's Tyra's job.
756
00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,804
Oh. Right.
757
00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:11,514
Morning, everybody.
I don't know about you guys,
758
00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:13,433
but when I get up in the
morning, I like to meditate.
759
00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:16,019
I also love to have fresh juice.
760
00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:18,396
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.
761
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:21,775
I take my fresh greens,
mix and go.
762
00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,485
Okay, look, I hate
to interrupt an artist
763
00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,362
while she's juicing,
but we're gonna have to draw
764
00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:27,238
a hard line
when it comes to the students
765
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,115
-and the schedule, okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.
766
00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:31,117
You're a little shiny.
767
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,495
MELISSA:
Awesome. Let's take a selfie.
768
00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:34,621
(camera clicks)
769
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:36,081
I don't feel comfortable.
770
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,375
-I really don't feel like
this is my world. -It's natural.
771
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:40,293
It just feels like
everyone walking around
772
00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:41,628
is, like, a sycophant.
773
00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,963
Everything in her life
is sponsored.
774
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,841
-I know, but don't ruin this
for me. -No, but listen to me.
775
00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:48,802
-I...
-COLIN: Hey.
776
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:50,637
-How we doing?
-I'm sorry.
777
00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:52,722
I don't... I don't think
it's gonna work out.
778
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:53,890
It's just perspective.
779
00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:55,517
No, it's not just perspective.
780
00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:57,644
You see her as some pop star
with endorsement deals,
781
00:32:57,686 --> 00:32:59,020
a narcissist who takes
meaningless selfies,
782
00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:00,522
but that's not the full...
783
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:02,357
Well, I mean, is a selfie
ever meaningful? I mean...
784
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:03,483
Look up.
785
00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,151
Look, I-I don't mean
to be negative,
786
00:33:05,193 --> 00:33:07,404
but I'm not
a big social media person.
787
00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:09,406
I feel it's kind of
a distorted reality.
788
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:11,491
I'm so glad I came
to your TED Talk.
789
00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,827
No, come on. I see it
all the time in my students.
790
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,745
-It's... (sighs)
-MELISSA: Kat's ready to walk.
791
00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,163
Okay, she's ready.
792
00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:18,540
COLIN: Social media
can also reach people.
793
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,417
-No, I know. Yeah.
-It can be a tool.
794
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:22,419
You know what a tool is,
though, right, Charlie?
795
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,046
-Okay. Thank you, Melissa.
-PARKER: Burn.
796
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,341
I know this is a lot.
797
00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,343
Just go out there
and be yourself.
798
00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,303
Myself probably wouldn't
be here, but...
799
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,222
Listen, if you don't
want to do this...
800
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:37,475
Uh, what, then I leave?
801
00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,060
I thought you said
he was into this.
802
00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:41,062
-COLIN: He is.
-He can hear you.
803
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:42,188
COLIN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
804
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:44,274
Kat Valdez and her new husband,
805
00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:45,567
Charlie Gilbert.
806
00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:47,777
-(applause)
-(cameras clicking)
807
00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,199
REPORTER:
So, you think it's romantic
808
00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:54,534
marrying a complete stranger?
809
00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:58,163
Uh, impulsive, without a plan.
810
00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:00,206
But, hey, look where
my plans got me.
811
00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:01,291
(laughter)
812
00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:02,584
So, you just
813
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,377
threw caution to the wind
and thought...
814
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:06,629
I didn't think, actually.
815
00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:07,714
It was a moment.
816
00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:09,382
You're banking a lifetime
on a moment?
817
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,509
No, I'm banking
a moment on a moment.
818
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:14,471
Get enough of those,
and that's a lifetime.
819
00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:15,889
You know nothing
about each other.
820
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:17,390
Did you think twice?
821
00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:18,475
Charlie?
822
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,352
Mm, people meet randomly
all the time.
823
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,228
At a... at a bar or...
824
00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:23,772
Online.
825
00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:25,440
Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven.
826
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,275
-(laughing)
-CHARLIE: Uh...
827
00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:29,402
I mean, why is this any crazier?
828
00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:32,113
To state the obvious,
you got married.
829
00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:36,451
Yeah, and...
830
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:39,245
Now we get to know each other.
831
00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:41,998
-But not as man and wife?
-KAT: Uh, no.
832
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,750
That would be nuts. (chuckles)
833
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,126
Just for her.
834
00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,754
For me, it would be
pretty amazing.
835
00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,297
(laughter)
836
00:34:49,339 --> 00:34:51,091
Last night,
I held up a friend's sign
837
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,385
asking a woman to marry me,
838
00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:57,764
and she said yes,
and I did, and...
839
00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:00,850
...you know, I did it not,
840
00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:02,686
you know,
because she was beautiful--
841
00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,688
-well, maybe a little...
-(laughter)
842
00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:07,315
...um, but it just seemed like,
843
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,442
in the moment,
the right thing to do.
844
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:13,530
So, what, you just saw
each other and said yes?
845
00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:17,283
BOTH:
Yes.
846
00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:19,077
(both laugh)
847
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,204
And that doesn't seem frivolous?
848
00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:25,333
Historically,
marriage was transactional.
849
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,919
It was about
expanding your empire,
850
00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:30,797
and a woman's value
was based on what she brought.
851
00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:33,675
Like, "You give me a heifer,
and I'll give you my daughter."
852
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,510
(reporters scoffing, murmuring)
853
00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:36,970
CHARLIE:
It's terrible. I know.
854
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,014
That's... Uh, you know,
I didn't come up with it.
855
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:42,684
But it really was
a business deal,
856
00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:45,103
and it wasn't designed
to be about love,
857
00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:49,149
and maybe that's where people
kind of get tripped up now.
858
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,651
REPORTER: This is your second
marriage, right, Charlie?
859
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:53,403
You wouldn't want to fail again.
860
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,574
(chuckles softly)
861
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,701
Well, you haven't lived
unless you've failed, Bill.
862
00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:02,037
You should know that
from your time at CNBC.
863
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,496
(laughter)
864
00:36:03,538 --> 00:36:06,624
Listen, what we did was crazy--
865
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,668
we know that-- but, you know,
866
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:11,671
it was just truly
a leap of faith.
867
00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:15,008
The rules as they exist
pretty much suck for women.
868
00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:17,719
I mean, why do we have to wait
for men to propose?
869
00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:20,305
Why is everything on his terms?
870
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,974
No, I think it is time
to shake things up.
871
00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,851
How about this? We pick the guy,
872
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:28,355
we keep our name and let him
earn the right to stay.
873
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:31,733
(cheering and applause)
874
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,654
-COLIN: That was terrific.
-(Kat chuckling)
875
00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,239
No, no, seriously.
Oh, and listen.
876
00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:39,532
Don't worry about Tuesday.
877
00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:40,867
We'll adjust our schedule
around yours.
878
00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,410
-It'll be fine.
-Thanks. I appreciate it.
879
00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:43,745
-No, of course.
-KAT: We'll try not to
880
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,455
turn your life
upside down too much.
881
00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:47,457
I think it might be
a little too late for that.
882
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,209
I mean, do you ever
get used to this?
883
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:53,880
Just the attention and the chaos
and the people everywhere?
884
00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:55,882
I don't know.
Some days, you barely notice.
885
00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:59,761
Other days, you feel like...
a panda in a zoo.
886
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:03,223
You should know that up front.
887
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,432
Got it.
888
00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:05,684
Where you off to now?
889
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:08,228
Oh, London, for a meeting.
890
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,730
And I'm off to Flatbush
for a dog,
891
00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:13,692
which pretty much sums it up.
892
00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,945
I'll see you
at the next photo op?
893
00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:19,406
-Okay.
-(engine starts)
894
00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:21,366
Don't forget to check
your schedule.
895
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,243
I got it.
896
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,912
OMG.
He can't even text with that.
897
00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:28,164
OMG. Yes, he can.
898
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:29,791
(whispers):
But very slowly.
899
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,261
Ay, ay, ay.
900
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:42,846
PARKER:
You did not look nervous,
901
00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:44,556
and you know what,
you kind of have
902
00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:45,974
offbeat good looks
for someone...
903
00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:47,767
-Offbeat?
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez!
904
00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,269
-Charlie, over here! -CHARLIE:
What are they doing here?
905
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,770
Relax. We're famous now.
906
00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:52,647
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Is this a throuple?
907
00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,441
Where's your wife?!
Why don't you live with her?!
908
00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:55,817
Why are you yelling at me?
909
00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,444
-I'm standing right here.
-Come on, Charlie.
910
00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:58,778
-I'm gonna go inside.
-What are you doing?
911
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,071
-PARKER: Just, um...
-Are you now Mr. Valdez?
912
00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:01,406
Are you in the doghouse? Huh?
913
00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:03,450
(grunting):
Gonna be a short walk.
914
00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:05,869
Go inside. I'll deal with this.
915
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,579
PHOTOGRAPHER:
You been kicked out already?
916
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,123
The dog can't shit
if people are watching.
917
00:38:10,165 --> 00:38:13,335
Luckily, I can only shit
if people are watching,
918
00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:16,546
so if you're feeling lucky...
919
00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:19,799
I'm busy, too, by the way.
920
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:22,052
(cheering, excited chatter)
921
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,514
* *
922
00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:29,517
BASTIAN (on video):
What's your name, baby?
923
00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:32,103
-WOMAN (on video): Janice.
-BASTIAN: Janice.
924
00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:34,564
You look so sexy tonight.
925
00:38:42,947 --> 00:38:44,741
KAT:
I don't know about you guys,
926
00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:47,285
but when I get up in
the morning, I like to meditate.
927
00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:48,828
I also love to have fresh juice.
928
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,705
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.
929
00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:52,707
Could we get a Vitamix?
930
00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:54,501
I'd like to juice daily.
931
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:55,710
Come on. Put that down.
932
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:57,379
No electronics at dinner.
933
00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:58,880
What do you call that?
934
00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:00,882
I call that
a nature documentary,
935
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,843
so we can travel while we eat.
936
00:39:03,885 --> 00:39:05,845
Put it down.
937
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:10,350
So, is Kat, like, my stepmom?
938
00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:11,976
No, Lou. Come on.
939
00:39:12,018 --> 00:39:15,021
Dad, I think this experience
is actually really good for you.
940
00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,523
Says my 12-year-old?
941
00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:18,316
It's true.
I mean, you never just, like,
942
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:19,943
do things without planning them.
943
00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:21,319
I think it's cool.
944
00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,862
I really want to meet her.
945
00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:24,864
I mean, Parker says she's nice
946
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:27,742
and smart and next-level hot.
947
00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,703
She is nice.
She is... She's an attract...
948
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:31,287
Here, let me get this.
949
00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:34,249
Dad, she just hit 80 million
followers on Instagram.
950
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,750
Okay. I'm not impressed.
951
00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:38,253
Talk to me when she gets
to 90 million, okay?
952
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:40,046
Lou, it's not real.
953
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,631
It's all a facade.
954
00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,383
You know, they had me
wearing makeup.
955
00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:45,260
You wear makeup now?
956
00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:47,303
Wore once. Never again.
957
00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:50,682
Well, you never say never,
but I don't plan on it
958
00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,101
in the next couple months
that we're doing this.
959
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:55,937
And you're saying the whole time
I can't meet her?
960
00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,564
I don't think
Mom would want that.
961
00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:59,399
Actually, Mom wants
to meet her, too.
962
00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:02,861
Oh, perfect. Lou, you know
that we're not really together.
963
00:40:02,902 --> 00:40:05,947
Her manager stages things. Look.
964
00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:08,908
-You have an iPhone?
-Yeah.
965
00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,577
I mean, it's-it's just
for scheduling.
966
00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:12,203
They're making me use it.
967
00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:13,705
-Huh.
-Yeah, bowling,
968
00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,457
and then we're gonna do
a photo shoot, so...
969
00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:19,419
Uh-huh. But do you guys,
like, talk ever?
970
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:22,005
It's just publicity.
It's not real.
971
00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,965
Hmm.
972
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:26,926
Yeah! Come on!
973
00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:28,636
Okay, your turn.
974
00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:30,055
Don't be nervous.
It's just, uh...
975
00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:31,765
It's not a competition.
Just having fun.
976
00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:33,350
Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing
977
00:40:33,391 --> 00:40:35,518
from the way you're holding
that that you haven't done
978
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,812
-too much bowling.
-Uh, what do I do?
979
00:40:37,854 --> 00:40:39,773
Well, you... you're gonna want
to put your fingers
980
00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:41,232
-in the holes there.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
981
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:42,942
This one, yeah.
Get your thumb in that one.
982
00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:44,778
-There? That one? Okay.
-Yep. And then take
983
00:40:44,819 --> 00:40:47,113
three steps kind of--
you want to land on your left,
984
00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:49,199
and don't be afraid
to use those little...
985
00:40:53,995 --> 00:40:56,915
A strike is better
than a spare, right?
986
00:40:56,956 --> 00:40:58,792
-That is not your first time
bowling. -(laughing)
987
00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,585
Yes! Did you get that?
988
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:03,296
-Come on! The old rope-a-dope.
-Yes!
989
00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:05,006
MELISSA:
Oh, my God.
990
00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:07,967
I wish I put money on this,
because people are loving it.
991
00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:09,719
-What people?
-Oh, well, this is
992
00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:12,138
an Instagram live feed,
and 237,000 people
993
00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:14,099
are like, "Why is he
such a boring nerd?"
994
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:16,351
-Mel.
-What? Their words, not mine.
995
00:41:16,393 --> 00:41:17,477
Get off the live, Mel.
996
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:18,728
All right.
997
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,021
So, we just need
a little bit more
998
00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:21,523
B roll for The Today Show.
999
00:41:21,564 --> 00:41:24,442
Well, I've-I've got to
get home to Tank.
1000
00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,902
-Is Tank his daughter?
-Stop.
1001
00:41:25,944 --> 00:41:27,612
-COLIN: Okay.
-You have to go?
1002
00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:29,781
Yeah, if you guys
are done with me.
1003
00:41:29,823 --> 00:41:32,534
Mm-hmm. We're going to a party.
1004
00:41:32,575 --> 00:41:34,703
You go.
1005
00:41:34,744 --> 00:41:36,746
Where's home?
1006
00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:43,837
KAT:
Wow. Cool.
1007
00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:46,214
CHARLIE:
Thanks.
1008
00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,967
Yeah, it's a, um...
1009
00:41:49,009 --> 00:41:51,469
Kat, meet dog. (chuckling)
1010
00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:53,430
Wow, I never heard
that one before.
1011
00:41:53,471 --> 00:41:56,558
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff.
1012
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:59,519
(laughing):
You are so lucky
1013
00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,354
that Mel didn't
hear you say that.
1014
00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:02,856
No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here.
1015
00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:05,191
I feel like you're never alone.
1016
00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:06,693
What? I'm alone now.
1017
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:09,696
Well, I mean, yeah,
other than Kofi.
1018
00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:11,489
KAT:
Just ignore him.
1019
00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:14,242
CHARLIE:
Is everything you do filmed?
1020
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,244
-KAT: Banked.
-Banked?
1021
00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,912
For my channel.
1022
00:42:17,954 --> 00:42:20,248
Just little mini episodes
of life.
1023
00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:25,754
Uh, can-can we skip an episode?
1024
00:42:28,590 --> 00:42:29,799
Want me to go?
1025
00:42:29,841 --> 00:42:31,551
KAT:
Yeah, you can go.
1026
00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:32,844
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Good night.
1027
00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:34,512
-I'll see you. Yeah.
-Happy?
1028
00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:35,764
Relieved.
1029
00:42:35,805 --> 00:42:37,724
(door closes)
1030
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:38,892
KAT:
Is this your daughter?
1031
00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:39,893
-CHARLIE: Yeah.
-She's cute.
1032
00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:42,228
Thanks. Yeah, she's great.
1033
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:45,565
Although she is in that
awkward in-between phase
1034
00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,901
where she's still my baby girl
1035
00:42:47,942 --> 00:42:50,945
but she definitely wants
nothing to do with me.
1036
00:42:50,987 --> 00:42:52,947
And you can forget
about getting hugs,
1037
00:42:52,989 --> 00:42:55,367
'cause it's not
happening anymore,
1038
00:42:55,408 --> 00:43:00,080
which kind of breaks my heart,
but that's the way it goes.
1039
00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,624
What happened with her mom?
1040
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:05,085
I mean, I'm sorry, you don't...
1041
00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:06,336
You know,
it's none of my business.
1042
00:43:06,378 --> 00:43:07,837
You don't have to tell me.
(chuckles)
1043
00:43:07,879 --> 00:43:10,924
No, no, it's okay. Um...
1044
00:43:10,965 --> 00:43:13,677
We were married, and
we actually had a good marriage.
1045
00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:15,095
You know, then,
1046
00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:16,971
I don't know, all of a sudden,
I got the feeling
1047
00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:19,224
she didn't want it
or she didn't want me anymore,
1048
00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:21,434
and I had nothing to do
but let her go.
1049
00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:24,354
And, you know,
statistically, we're screwed,
1050
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:28,274
'cause 48% of marriages
end in divorce, so...
1051
00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:30,443
That means 52% work.
1052
00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:32,862
-Ah, an optimist.
-(laughs)
1053
00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:35,365
-This is so cool. Can I?
-Yeah.
1054
00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:38,743
And then I think when you get
up to, like, second and third,
1055
00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:41,037
then it jumps up to, like,
67% failure rate.
1056
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,957
Even if it's one in a billion,
what does it matter?
1057
00:43:43,998 --> 00:43:46,584
It's worth a shot.
1058
00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:48,294
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1059
00:43:48,336 --> 00:43:49,629
I believe in marriage.
1060
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:50,964
Jesus, still?
1061
00:43:51,006 --> 00:43:53,258
Haven't you been married
like six times?
1062
00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:54,759
Three times.
1063
00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:57,178
Not including this.
This is four.
1064
00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,806
But the first time
was only 48 hours, so...
1065
00:43:59,848 --> 00:44:01,349
doesn't count.
1066
00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:03,601
But still, do you ever
feel like just kind of,
1067
00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:06,688
"I'm waving the white flag
on marriage. That's it."
1068
00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:08,481
No, it's like math.
1069
00:44:08,523 --> 00:44:12,027
When you get a problem wrong,
you just don't give up on it.
1070
00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:15,071
You keep trying
till you get it right.
1071
00:44:15,113 --> 00:44:16,906
CHARLIE:
And what about you and Bastian?
1072
00:44:16,948 --> 00:44:18,908
How long were you guys together?
1073
00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:20,869
Mm, year and a half.
1074
00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:23,163
I'd just split
from my second husband.
1075
00:44:23,204 --> 00:44:25,290
He was a music producer
who did, uh,
1076
00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:28,626
my last two albums
and then sold a sex tape.
1077
00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:30,503
-(inhales sharply)
-That's not the worst part.
1078
00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:33,423
The worst part is
I thought I could fix things.
1079
00:44:33,465 --> 00:44:35,842
-(chuckles)
-Pretty hard to fix a sex tape.
1080
00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:37,927
-Right.
-(Tank grumbles)
1081
00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:44,309
Sorry. Yeah, it's just
a little power nap.
1082
00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:45,852
Pacing himself.
1083
00:44:45,894 --> 00:44:47,354
-Mm.
-(Charlie chuckles)
1084
00:44:47,395 --> 00:44:50,023
If we give him a minute,
he'll-he'll restart.
1085
00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:52,400
-Okay.
-But you were saying?
1086
00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:54,069
Well, this business,
those type of guys,
1087
00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:55,820
they build you up
to break you down.
1088
00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,364
But you were
already famous, so...
1089
00:44:57,405 --> 00:44:59,199
It's not about fame.
1090
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,952
You know,
it's about credibility.
1091
00:45:02,994 --> 00:45:05,372
It just didn't matter
how successful I was.
1092
00:45:05,413 --> 00:45:08,208
They never gave it to me.
1093
00:45:08,249 --> 00:45:11,920
You know I've never been
nominated for anything?
1094
00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:15,006
And then I met Bastian.
1095
00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:18,426
And he... and he gave me this.
1096
00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:23,264
"Sing." What does that mean?
1097
00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:26,267
It means "don't let them win."
1098
00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:32,399
Nobody's all bad, Charlie.
1099
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,401
If they were, it would
make it so much easier.
1100
00:45:34,442 --> 00:45:38,488
But cheating on you with
your assistant is pretty bad.
1101
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,994
(grunting):
Okay.
1102
00:45:49,499 --> 00:45:51,418
Zoo mates.
1103
00:45:52,794 --> 00:45:54,921
Zoo mates.
1104
00:45:56,881 --> 00:45:59,342
See, we're not
so different, Charlie.
1105
00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:00,927
KAT:
* You know I tried so long *
1106
00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:02,470
Come on. Come on!
It's not a big...
1107
00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:05,432
* Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong *
1108
00:46:05,473 --> 00:46:09,144
* I swear I must've spent
a thousand nights *
1109
00:46:09,185 --> 00:46:12,939
* Lookin' for somebody
who could hold me tight *
1110
00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:15,692
* Until I realized *
1111
00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:18,945
* I am the love of,
the love of my life... *
1112
00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:21,281
COLIN: The Marciano brothers
and Kat Valdez
1113
00:46:21,322 --> 00:46:23,742
are telling the world
there's no age limit.
1114
00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,785
-Is that right?
-Guess so.
1115
00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:27,287
(chuckling)
1116
00:46:28,329 --> 00:46:31,082
* I am the love of,
the love of my life *
1117
00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:34,127
* I am the love of,
the love of my life *
1118
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:35,879
* I was just
waiting for you... *
1119
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,464
Think we've got
everything we need.
1120
00:46:37,505 --> 00:46:39,716
We'll post to our socials,
so... you're all set.
1121
00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,259
(sighs):
All right.
1122
00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:44,804
Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?
1123
00:46:44,846 --> 00:46:46,389
Oh, yeah.
1124
00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:47,766
Yeah, of course.
1125
00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,684
Make yourself at home.
1126
00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:52,896
* I can't tell you now *
1127
00:46:52,937 --> 00:46:56,816
* I don't know why,
don't know why *
1128
00:46:56,858 --> 00:47:01,154
* And now I'll pick myself up *
1129
00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:04,199
* One more time, one more time *
1130
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,826
* You know I tried so long *
1131
00:47:06,868 --> 00:47:10,663
* Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong... *
1132
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,207
-Bye.
-Bye.
1133
00:47:12,248 --> 00:47:15,001
-Hey.
-Hey, Mom.
1134
00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:17,003
How you doing?
1135
00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:18,588
* Hold me tight *
1136
00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:21,341
* Until I realized *
1137
00:47:22,217 --> 00:47:24,427
* I am the love of,
the love of my life... *
1138
00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:27,639
There's a picture of you
buying her a pregnancy test.
1139
00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:29,099
-Charlie!
-No.
1140
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,434
No, that was
a stool softener for Tank.
1141
00:47:31,476 --> 00:47:33,687
* I ain't got nobody else
on my mind... *
1142
00:47:33,728 --> 00:47:36,981
REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her
new husband, Charlie Gilbert.
1143
00:47:37,023 --> 00:47:39,192
-Wh-What do I do?
-Just stand and smile.
1144
00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:40,652
-Charlie! Charlie!
-(clamoring)
1145
00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:43,405
-Oh, my God, it's Bastian!
-Bastian! -Bastian!
1146
00:47:43,446 --> 00:47:45,990
Bastian, Bastian, Bastian!
Over here! Over here!
1147
00:47:46,032 --> 00:47:47,492
(clamoring continues)
1148
00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:49,327
Guys, this way. How about
the three of you together?
1149
00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:51,287
No hard feelings, man. Yeah?
1150
00:47:51,329 --> 00:47:53,581
No feelings at all. (chuckles)
1151
00:47:54,582 --> 00:47:55,875
Mm, mamacita.
1152
00:47:55,917 --> 00:47:57,168
PHOTOGRAPHER: Bastian,
one with the three of you.
1153
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:05,301
PHOTOGRAPHER:
What did he say to you?
1154
00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:06,720
Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way!
1155
00:48:06,761 --> 00:48:08,888
-What did he say, Charlie?
-Look, Bastian! Bastian!
1156
00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:11,099
-Thank you, guys.
-(clamoring continues)
1157
00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:13,643
My Spanish is a little rusty,
but he said,
1158
00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:15,895
"You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
1159
00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:17,564
"I'm such an idiot.
1160
00:48:17,605 --> 00:48:20,108
And why did I get
that neck tattoo?"
1161
00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:23,486
You okay?
1162
00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:26,656
I'm good.
1163
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:28,950
(jet engine whooshing)
1164
00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,286
CHARLIE:
Now, where are you?
1165
00:48:31,327 --> 00:48:33,580
KAT:
Paris, for a show.
1166
00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:34,789
CHARLIE:
Ah.
1167
00:48:34,831 --> 00:48:36,416
-Paris!
-CHARLIE: Is it weird having
1168
00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,251
everyone in the world
know who you are?
1169
00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,919
KAT:
No, what's weird is that
1170
00:48:39,961 --> 00:48:42,047
everyone in the world thinks
they know who I am.
1171
00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:43,923
CHARLIE:
Yeah, I bet.
1172
00:48:43,965 --> 00:48:45,884
And you're headed home
after that?
1173
00:48:45,925 --> 00:48:47,427
KAT:
Well, um, I'm home tomorrow,
1174
00:48:47,469 --> 00:48:49,554
but then I have
that private in Japan.
1175
00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:51,097
Wh-What's a private?
1176
00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:53,600
KAT: I get paid a fortune
to sing songs
1177
00:48:53,641 --> 00:48:56,061
to like ten
insanely rich people.
1178
00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:57,562
CHARLIE:
Do you think maybe they'd want
1179
00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:59,481
to watch someone do
some math problems?
1180
00:48:59,522 --> 00:49:01,232
-(class cheering)
-(Kat chuckling)
1181
00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:02,776
-KAT: I'll ask.
-CHARLIE: All right, well,
1182
00:49:02,817 --> 00:49:06,196
I'll let you go,
but call me if you're lonely.
1183
00:49:06,237 --> 00:49:08,615
(ringtone playing)
1184
00:49:08,656 --> 00:49:10,158
Hello?
1185
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,952
-KAT: I'm lonely.
-(laughing)
1186
00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:15,914
It's been like 13 seconds.
1187
00:49:15,955 --> 00:49:18,166
Are you brushing your teeth?
1188
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,210
-Yes.
-Are you going to bed?
1189
00:49:20,251 --> 00:49:22,962
It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there.
1190
00:49:23,004 --> 00:49:25,465
Um, maybe.
1191
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,133
-Wow.
-Well, I'm gonna read.
1192
00:49:27,175 --> 00:49:29,469
I'm not gonna go right to bed.
1193
00:49:29,511 --> 00:49:31,179
How's Lou?
1194
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:32,555
She's really good.
1195
00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:34,641
She finally agreed
to join the math club,
1196
00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:37,477
which makes me happy
'cause she's phenomenal at math
1197
00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:39,187
even though
she doesn't want to be.
1198
00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:41,106
Well, maybe she just
doesn't want to be you.
1199
00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:42,273
That's for certain.
1200
00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:43,650
But it's not really that.
1201
00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:45,819
It's-it's more that
she's afraid, and,
1202
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:48,405
you know, she almost won
the Mathalon when she was 11.
1203
00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:50,615
-The Mathalon?
-Yeah, the Mathalon.
1204
00:49:50,657 --> 00:49:52,450
It's kind of like
the Grammys for math,
1205
00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:54,619
except there's like
four people in the audience.
1206
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,622
-Ah. -She kind of froze
in the finals,
1207
00:49:57,664 --> 00:50:01,084
and then some kids
made fun of her and...
1208
00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:02,919
I just want her
to find her place.
1209
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:05,171
Just give her a minute.
1210
00:50:05,213 --> 00:50:07,173
Yeah, definitely.
1211
00:50:07,215 --> 00:50:09,884
Okay, well, I'm glad
you were lonely.
1212
00:50:09,926 --> 00:50:11,553
(chuckling)
1213
00:50:11,594 --> 00:50:13,930
I guess I'll let you
get to bed now.
1214
00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,932
-(laughs) Okay.
-Bye.
1215
00:50:15,974 --> 00:50:17,684
So long. Adios.
1216
00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:19,561
(laughs) Bye.
1217
00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,812
See you.
1218
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:29,988
(sighs):
Yeah.
1219
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:31,990
(kids chattering)
1220
00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:33,950
(school bell rings)
1221
00:50:33,992 --> 00:50:36,369
Okay, after you've completed
the prime factorization,
1222
00:50:36,411 --> 00:50:38,621
identify the distinct
prime factor.
1223
00:50:38,663 --> 00:50:40,707
All right, listen up,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
1224
00:50:40,749 --> 00:50:42,459
-I'm here on official business.
-Park...
1225
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,295
First of all, who didn't get
their waiver signed?
1226
00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:46,713
All right, you two, out.
1227
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:48,590
Hey, y-you can't just
dismiss my students.
1228
00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:50,383
(mock stammering) Yes, I can.
1229
00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:53,094
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!
1230
00:50:53,928 --> 00:50:55,597
Now, for the rest of you
1231
00:50:55,638 --> 00:50:57,932
who know how
to follow direction,
1232
00:50:57,974 --> 00:51:01,644
I bring you the one, the only...
1233
00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:03,980
(students gasping)
1234
00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:06,232
(squealing excitedly)
1235
00:51:06,274 --> 00:51:07,567
Kat, I love you!
1236
00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:09,903
Percy, stop yelling.
She's right here.
1237
00:51:09,944 --> 00:51:11,363
Hi.
1238
00:51:11,404 --> 00:51:13,740
Thought you had a private
for, like, a fortune.
1239
00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:15,617
I rescheduled.
1240
00:51:15,658 --> 00:51:18,078
PARKER: All right,
who's got a question for Kat?
1241
00:51:18,119 --> 00:51:19,287
-Oh, I do! I do!
-Me! Me!
1242
00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:20,747
Say something smart.
1243
00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:21,998
Don't embarrass me.
1244
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,083
Uh, George.
1245
00:51:23,124 --> 00:51:24,751
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?
1246
00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:25,960
Actually, she kissed me.
1247
00:51:26,002 --> 00:51:27,545
-STUDENTS: Ooh.
-KAT: Next.
1248
00:51:27,587 --> 00:51:28,338
Oh!
1249
00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:29,506
Uh, Not George.
1250
00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:30,840
-Spencer.
-Don't care.
1251
00:51:30,882 --> 00:51:34,552
Why is Mr. Gilbert
better than Bastian?
1252
00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:36,846
Well...
1253
00:51:36,888 --> 00:51:39,265
he didn't cheat on me
with my assistant.
1254
00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:41,601
-STUDENTS: Ooh.
-(laughter, cheering)
1255
00:51:41,643 --> 00:51:43,978
Okay, you guys caught us
right in the middle
1256
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,106
of our mock Mathalon training,
1257
00:51:46,147 --> 00:51:49,109
which you're welcome to stay
and enjoy for a little bit.
1258
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,403
Uh, Lou, you're up.
1259
00:51:51,444 --> 00:51:53,196
-(whispers): Dad, no.
-KAT: Is that Lou?
1260
00:51:53,238 --> 00:51:54,823
Yeah.
1261
00:51:54,864 --> 00:51:56,991
Finally. Hi.
1262
00:51:57,033 --> 00:51:58,993
I've wanted to meet you forever.
1263
00:51:59,035 --> 00:52:00,412
Me, too.
1264
00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:02,122
PARKER: Are you kidding me?
They haven't met?
1265
00:52:02,163 --> 00:52:03,957
-No.
-What is wrong with you?
1266
00:52:03,998 --> 00:52:06,501
-Well, they...
-(whispers): You're married.
1267
00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,128
Can we forget about
the mock Mathalon?
1268
00:52:08,169 --> 00:52:10,296
I have a million questions
for Kat.
1269
00:52:10,338 --> 00:52:11,589
Yeah, and Lou's too scared
to get up
1270
00:52:11,631 --> 00:52:12,799
in front of people anyways.
1271
00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:14,217
Shut up, Jose.
1272
00:52:14,259 --> 00:52:15,969
Oh, well, don't worry.
I totally get it.
1273
00:52:16,011 --> 00:52:18,471
You know, sometimes when I have
to get up in front of an arena
1274
00:52:18,513 --> 00:52:22,100
with thousands and thousands
of people, I get so nervous.
1275
00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,685
(student murmuring in disbelief)
1276
00:52:23,727 --> 00:52:25,687
No, I'm serious.
I'm afraid I'll choke.
1277
00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:29,107
Okay, Mel, pull up
"Kat VMAs 2010."
1278
00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:30,316
-I've got it.
-Oh, okay.
1279
00:52:30,358 --> 00:52:31,860
-Hey, Google.
-Look at this.
1280
00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:37,032
Show me a video: "Kat Valdez
2010 VMA performance."
1281
00:52:37,073 --> 00:52:40,660
* Number nine, yeah,
I'm going up *
1282
00:52:40,702 --> 00:52:42,704
* I'm getting so high *
1283
00:52:43,538 --> 00:52:45,373
* I'm not the sa... *
1284
00:52:45,415 --> 00:52:46,750
KAT:
Hey, Google.
1285
00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:48,168
-(laughs): That's enough.
-(music stops)
1286
00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:50,378
-(students groaning)
-Yeah.
1287
00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:54,049
I forgot the lyrics on live TV
1288
00:52:54,090 --> 00:52:56,134
to a song that I wrote.
1289
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:57,927
It could happen to anybody.
1290
00:52:57,969 --> 00:53:00,263
Yeah, but the point is
that once it does,
1291
00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:02,599
you're always worried, you know?
1292
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,392
What if it happens again?
1293
00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:05,727
What did you do?
1294
00:53:05,769 --> 00:53:07,520
I shifted focus.
1295
00:53:07,562 --> 00:53:09,522
I made my dance so hard
1296
00:53:09,564 --> 00:53:12,275
that all I could do
was concentrate on the steps.
1297
00:53:12,317 --> 00:53:15,028
So, it's like
you distracted your mind.
1298
00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:16,863
Yes. Exactly.
1299
00:53:16,905 --> 00:53:21,284
Concentrating on the dance steps
made me forget how scared I was.
1300
00:53:24,537 --> 00:53:26,956
Mel, we're gonna need
some speakers.
1301
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:31,044
Not too loud, right?
1302
00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:33,296
(blasting over speakers):
* I just got paid... *
1303
00:53:33,338 --> 00:53:34,381
STUDENTS:
Hey!
1304
00:53:34,422 --> 00:53:35,924
KAT:
And two.
1305
00:53:35,965 --> 00:53:38,218
And free your mind,
and three and four.
1306
00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:40,220
Make a turn, three and four.
1307
00:53:40,261 --> 00:53:42,013
Again, three and four.
1308
00:53:42,055 --> 00:53:43,515
* Don't know
where we're going... *
1309
00:53:43,556 --> 00:53:45,475
And one and two,
and three and four.
1310
00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:48,520
And ask a question,
three and four.
1311
00:53:49,521 --> 00:53:52,065
Look alive, Chuck,
three and four.
1312
00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:53,692
Oh, uh, okay.
1313
00:53:53,733 --> 00:53:56,403
Lou, what is 43 times 101?
1314
00:53:56,444 --> 00:53:58,488
-4-3-4-3.
-Yes!
1315
00:53:58,530 --> 00:53:59,906
Yes, you're on fire. Yes!
1316
00:53:59,948 --> 00:54:01,741
You're ruining it, Charlie,
three and four.
1317
00:54:01,783 --> 00:54:03,868
Keep the time,
and three and four.
1318
00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:04,994
And turn.
1319
00:54:05,036 --> 00:54:07,831
CHARLIE:
Esther, what is five factorial?
1320
00:54:07,872 --> 00:54:09,332
Uh, 120.
1321
00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:10,417
Yeah!
1322
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:13,003
All geniuses with rhythm.
1323
00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:15,088
(cheering)
1324
00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:16,339
* I just got paid... *
1325
00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:17,716
(chanting):
Go, Percy. Go, Percy.
1326
00:54:17,757 --> 00:54:18,883
Go, Percy.
1327
00:54:18,925 --> 00:54:22,595
Go, Tristen.
Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen.
1328
00:54:22,637 --> 00:54:27,308
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
1329
00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:29,602
(cheering)
1330
00:54:29,644 --> 00:54:32,856
Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah.
1331
00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:37,068
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
1332
00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:38,403
(cheering)
1333
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:40,113
* I just got paid *
1334
00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:42,115
* Give me that, give me that,
give me that*
1335
00:54:42,157 --> 00:54:44,159
* Give me that,
give me that, give me that*
1336
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,453
* Give me that money,
give me that money*
1337
00:54:46,494 --> 00:54:48,371
-* Give me that money*
-* I just got paid *
1338
00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:50,290
* Give me that, give me that,
give me that*
1339
00:54:50,331 --> 00:54:52,417
* Give me that,
give me that, give me that*
1340
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,127
* Give me that money,
give me that money*
1341
00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:55,295
-* Give me that money*
-(cheering)
1342
00:54:55,337 --> 00:54:57,380
* I just got paid. *
1343
00:54:57,422 --> 00:54:59,591
(piano plays simple melody)
1344
00:55:09,684 --> 00:55:11,436
What are the words?
1345
00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:15,690
Uh, I haven't figured
that out yet.
1346
00:55:15,732 --> 00:55:19,110
And, actually, the more I try,
the harder it gets.
1347
00:55:19,152 --> 00:55:20,612
(sighs)
1348
00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:24,824
You know, when I can't
figure out homework stuff,
1349
00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:27,619
my dad says,
"If you sit in the question,
1350
00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:29,454
the answer finds you."
1351
00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:30,872
Hmm.
1352
00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:32,082
And does it?
1353
00:55:32,123 --> 00:55:34,042
I don't know. I...
1354
00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:35,627
I don't sit long enough.
1355
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:37,587
(laughs):
Yeah.
1356
00:55:37,629 --> 00:55:39,714
That's my problem, too.
1357
00:55:43,802 --> 00:55:47,389
So, do you like my dad?
1358
00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:50,225
I mean, he can be so annoying,
1359
00:55:50,266 --> 00:55:53,812
but he's also, like,
really smart and nice.
1360
00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:57,357
You know, your dad says
you're the best thing about him.
1361
00:55:57,399 --> 00:55:59,025
That's probably true.
1362
00:55:59,067 --> 00:56:00,443
(laughs)
1363
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,320
MAN:
Let's put it right over here.
1364
00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:03,697
LOU:
Whoa.
1365
00:56:03,738 --> 00:56:06,324
-Is all this stuff for you?
-CHARLIE: Coach.
1366
00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,076
Is this another
endorsement deal?
1367
00:56:08,118 --> 00:56:09,703
No.
1368
00:56:09,744 --> 00:56:11,913
They're donating merchandise
to Dress for Success,
1369
00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:14,499
which is a charity
that I work with.
1370
00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:16,918
-That's awesome.
-(chuckles)
1371
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,378
You like?
1372
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,296
I love.
1373
00:56:20,338 --> 00:56:22,424
(Charlie chuckling)
1374
00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:25,885
-No way.
-Yeah.
1375
00:56:25,927 --> 00:56:27,387
Can I?
1376
00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:29,389
KAT:
Don't worry. I'll pay them back.
1377
00:56:29,431 --> 00:56:30,724
(shushes quietly)
1378
00:56:30,765 --> 00:56:32,225
-CHARLIE: Okay, come on.
-Thank you.
1379
00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:34,769
You got another bag in here
with some textbooks.
1380
00:56:36,688 --> 00:56:38,815
-Thank you.
-Are you kidding?
1381
00:56:38,857 --> 00:56:41,526
-(Charlie chuckles)
-I love it. (laughs)
1382
00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:43,987
-I got to get her home.
-What?
1383
00:56:44,029 --> 00:56:46,531
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Already? No.
1384
00:56:47,323 --> 00:56:48,950
Okay.
1385
00:56:49,701 --> 00:56:51,119
I love Keats.
1386
00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,959
-Oh. (sucks teeth)
-Wha...
1387
00:56:58,001 --> 00:56:59,919
(laughing):
Stop. What are you doing?
1388
00:56:59,961 --> 00:57:02,255
-I killed it.
-(laughing): It's not...
1389
00:57:02,297 --> 00:57:04,049
Listen, I'm gonna say something
1390
00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:07,302
-that's probably gonna come out
completely wrong... -(chuckles)
1391
00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:10,597
...but you're beautiful
without all of that.
1392
00:57:10,638 --> 00:57:12,974
-Aw.
-I mean, either way, you're...
1393
00:57:13,016 --> 00:57:14,976
good to go.
1394
00:57:15,018 --> 00:57:18,772
-Good to go?
-Good to go.
1395
00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:21,191
-(laughs) Okay, I'll take it.
-(laughs)
1396
00:57:23,985 --> 00:57:26,154
You're a great teacher, Charlie.
1397
00:57:27,238 --> 00:57:30,617
Those kids,
they're lucky to have you.
1398
00:57:30,658 --> 00:57:32,660
I don't know,
hanging with you guys today
1399
00:57:32,702 --> 00:57:35,455
made me feel kind of normal.
1400
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:37,665
Wheels up for Puerto Rico
at 7:00.
1401
00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:40,460
Oh, my bad.
1402
00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:42,712
I thought you were by yourself.
1403
00:57:46,091 --> 00:57:48,259
Puerto Rico.
1404
00:57:50,095 --> 00:57:54,891
Um, my friends, they have
a bed-and-breakfast there, so...
1405
00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:56,935
That's...
1406
00:57:58,144 --> 00:58:01,314
Listen, if-if...
if Bastian is the guy
1407
00:58:01,356 --> 00:58:03,650
that you think
you're supposed to be with,
1408
00:58:03,692 --> 00:58:07,779
then, hell, I'll drive you
to the airport.
1409
00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:10,073
But if you're not sure...
1410
00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:13,034
...then come with me
1411
00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:15,537
to the fall semiformal
tomorrow night.
1412
00:58:16,871 --> 00:58:18,915
Yeah, they need chaperones.
1413
00:58:18,957 --> 00:58:21,001
Maybe you need chaperoning.
1414
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,670
Listen, I'm not saying this
1415
00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:25,171
as your husband
or even as your friend,
1416
00:58:25,213 --> 00:58:27,007
because technically
I'm not either,
1417
00:58:27,048 --> 00:58:30,552
but if you go back to Bastian,
aren't you just making
1418
00:58:30,593 --> 00:58:34,014
the same mistake
all over again... again?
1419
00:58:34,055 --> 00:58:36,057
* *
1420
00:58:43,314 --> 00:58:46,151
Are you asking me
to the school dance?
1421
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:50,113
-Well, I could leave a note in
your locker, but... -(laughing)
1422
00:58:50,155 --> 00:58:54,784
...here we are in free period,
so I figured I'd take my shot.
1423
00:58:55,785 --> 00:58:57,495
(chuckles softly)
1424
00:58:57,537 --> 00:59:00,582
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
1425
00:59:05,045 --> 00:59:07,881
CHARLIE:
Welcome. (chuckles)
1426
00:59:07,922 --> 00:59:10,258
Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
1427
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:12,344
Come on. Okay.
1428
00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:13,595
Can I have your left wrist?
1429
00:59:13,636 --> 00:59:15,305
My left wr-- Okay.
1430
00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:20,769
Oh, my God.
1431
00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:22,228
How sweet.
1432
00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:25,231
Oh, and I also got you this
to give me.
1433
00:59:25,273 --> 00:59:27,400
(both laughing)
1434
00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:28,860
So thank you very much.
1435
00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:30,653
-I'm glad I thought of that.
-It's my favorite.
1436
00:59:33,615 --> 00:59:36,201
You look in...
1437
00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:37,744
You look... (sighs)
1438
00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:39,746
Let's go to the dance.
1439
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:42,624
PARKER:
Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs.
1440
00:59:42,665 --> 00:59:44,417
Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez,
1441
00:59:44,459 --> 00:59:47,212
we would like the gym
to be a photo-free zone,
1442
00:59:47,253 --> 00:59:49,756
so please check
your phones at the door.
1443
00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:51,675
(upbeat dance music playing)
1444
00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,594
You did all this for me?
1445
00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:57,222
-I might've had a little help.
-(laughs)
1446
00:59:58,431 --> 01:00:00,517
You know what, Kofi, why don't
you take the night off?
1447
01:00:00,558 --> 01:00:01,810
I'll let you know
when I need you.
1448
01:00:01,851 --> 01:00:03,353
All right.
Have a good time, y'all.
1449
01:00:03,395 --> 01:00:05,355
Okay. All right.
1450
01:00:05,397 --> 01:00:06,856
Unsupervised.
1451
01:00:06,898 --> 01:00:08,775
I'm gonna screen-grab
your search history
1452
01:00:08,817 --> 01:00:10,318
and send it to your mother.
1453
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,736
That's a guarantee.
1454
01:00:11,778 --> 01:00:14,823
("Satisfied" by Galantis
featuring MAX playing)
1455
01:00:14,864 --> 01:00:16,491
-Hey.
-Hey.
1456
01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:18,159
-How are you?
-Good to see you.
1457
01:00:18,201 --> 01:00:19,744
* *
1458
01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:21,913
-Kill the music!
-(music stops)
1459
01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:24,332
A-one, two, three, four.
1460
01:00:24,374 --> 01:00:25,542
Hit it.
1461
01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:28,253
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
1462
01:00:28,294 --> 01:00:30,547
* Marry me, marry me,
say yes... *
1463
01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:31,840
What are you doing?
1464
01:00:31,881 --> 01:00:33,633
You know, kids opening
for pop stars
1465
01:00:33,675 --> 01:00:35,093
is very big these days.
1466
01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:36,386
* I've never seen forever... *
1467
01:00:36,428 --> 01:00:38,972
When did the glee club
learn "Marry Me"?
1468
01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:41,307
When Charlie Gilbert
became Charlie Valdez.
1469
01:00:41,349 --> 01:00:43,685
-I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts.
-Keep singing!
1470
01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,020
You're an inspiration, Pitts.
1471
01:00:45,061 --> 01:00:46,396
Right back at you, Gilbert.
1472
01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:48,398
Oh, my God,
they are so adorable.
1473
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,566
-Uh...
-Thank you.
1474
01:00:49,607 --> 01:00:51,234
If you could.
1475
01:00:52,485 --> 01:00:54,946
Um, yeah, okay. (laughs)
1476
01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,824
PITTS:
"To Jonathan Gregory Pitts,
1477
01:00:57,866 --> 01:01:00,577
a fellow architect of song."
1478
01:01:00,618 --> 01:01:03,496
(laughs) Okay, let her breathe
just a little bit.
1479
01:01:03,538 --> 01:01:05,040
Come on.
1480
01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:06,875
-* Ring, ring, ring *
-* Ring, ring *
1481
01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:07,834
-* Church bells, let 'em ring,
ring, ring... * -(chuckles)
1482
01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:08,960
Love and light.
1483
01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:10,503
-Love and light.
-Okay. Cut!
1484
01:01:10,545 --> 01:01:12,213
-* Tonight, tonight. *
-Bring the music back!
1485
01:01:12,255 --> 01:01:15,342
(over speakers):
* Keep me satisfied... *
1486
01:01:15,383 --> 01:01:16,509
(excited chatter)
1487
01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:17,844
(both chuckling)
1488
01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:20,847
So, do we have a job?
1489
01:01:20,889 --> 01:01:22,599
Do we have duties?
What do we do?
1490
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,351
Yes, we do. We got to monitor.
1491
01:01:24,392 --> 01:01:26,728
We got to guide.
We got to encourage.
1492
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:28,521
-Okay.
-We might have to discourage.
1493
01:01:28,563 --> 01:01:31,149
-(laughing)
-We might have to separate.
1494
01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:34,027
And maybe later... mm, dance?
1495
01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:36,029
(laughing): I don't think
you want to see that.
1496
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:38,490
Oh, I do. I do want to see that.
1497
01:01:38,531 --> 01:01:40,325
Did you see my corsage?
1498
01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:42,535
I did.
1499
01:01:42,577 --> 01:01:45,372
(indistinct chatter)
1500
01:01:45,413 --> 01:01:48,291
* *
1501
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,918
Hey!
1502
01:01:49,959 --> 01:01:51,795
-(camera clicks)
-(yells playfully)
1503
01:01:51,836 --> 01:01:53,088
(laughing)
1504
01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:54,631
Oh, yeah, I want to do one.
1505
01:01:54,673 --> 01:01:55,715
-Ready?
-Yep.
1506
01:01:55,757 --> 01:01:57,008
Okay.
1507
01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:03,682
Hold this.
1508
01:02:03,723 --> 01:02:05,642
What are you doing?
1509
01:02:05,684 --> 01:02:06,976
A private.
1510
01:02:07,018 --> 01:02:09,270
(upbeat dance music playing)
1511
01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:12,816
(feedback squeals)
1512
01:02:12,857 --> 01:02:14,317
Hey, everybody.
1513
01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:16,236
-(music stops)
-(excited chatter)
1514
01:02:16,277 --> 01:02:18,405
This is my first semiformal,
1515
01:02:18,446 --> 01:02:20,323
and, uh,
1516
01:02:20,365 --> 01:02:22,826
I just want to thank you guys
for letting me crash.
1517
01:02:22,867 --> 01:02:24,244
We love you, Kat!
1518
01:02:24,285 --> 01:02:25,995
(chuckles) Thank you, Parker.
1519
01:02:26,037 --> 01:02:27,914
Love you, too.
1520
01:02:27,956 --> 01:02:30,208
Uh, you guys mind
if I do a song?
1521
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:33,253
-(cheering)
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1522
01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:36,089
I actually wrote this song
when I was about your age.
1523
01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:37,966
It was on my very first album.
1524
01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:39,634
It's called "After Love."
1525
01:02:39,676 --> 01:02:40,927
You guys may not know it.
1526
01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:43,096
-I do!
-KAT: Oh. Do you want to come
1527
01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:46,016
-up here and do it with me?
-(Parker gasps)
1528
01:02:46,057 --> 01:02:47,934
-You play?
-Y-Yeah.
1529
01:02:47,976 --> 01:02:49,436
Let's do it.
1530
01:02:49,477 --> 01:02:51,813
(cheering)
1531
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,606
(chuckles)
1532
01:02:53,648 --> 01:02:57,736
Give it up for a fellow
architect of song, Mr. Pitts.
1533
01:02:57,777 --> 01:02:59,612
(cheering)
1534
01:02:59,654 --> 01:03:01,865
-Pitts!
-Mr. Pitts!
1535
01:03:03,908 --> 01:03:05,201
Ready?
1536
01:03:06,077 --> 01:03:07,495
Three, four.
1537
01:03:07,537 --> 01:03:08,830
-* Long nights in your car *
-(guitar playing)
1538
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:11,124
* Mornings in your arms *
1539
01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:13,168
* From five-hour calls *
1540
01:03:13,209 --> 01:03:15,378
* To nothing at all *
1541
01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:17,756
* I guess I missed the signs *
1542
01:03:17,797 --> 01:03:20,091
* The writing on the wall, ooh *
1543
01:03:20,133 --> 01:03:22,969
* Don't know where
it all went wrong *
1544
01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:27,849
* But if this is how
it's got to be *
1545
01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:32,854
* I need someone to tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me *
1546
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,315
* What comes after love? *
1547
01:03:35,357 --> 01:03:39,486
* I want to know there's
something for me after us *
1548
01:03:39,527 --> 01:03:43,656
* I don't think my heart
was made to break this much *
1549
01:03:43,698 --> 01:03:48,036
* Tell me there's
a happy ever after love *
1550
01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:53,083
* Tell me there's a happy
ever after us *
1551
01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:56,836
-* I believe, I believe *
-(attendees singing along)
1552
01:03:56,878 --> 01:03:58,630
* I believe in love *
1553
01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:02,717
* Even if, even if
it wasn't meant for us *
1554
01:04:02,759 --> 01:04:07,347
* I believe, I believe,
I believe in love *
1555
01:04:07,389 --> 01:04:09,224
* I just need someone
to tell me *
1556
01:04:09,265 --> 01:04:10,934
* Tell me, tell me, tell me *
1557
01:04:10,975 --> 01:04:13,561
* What comes after love? *
1558
01:04:13,603 --> 01:04:17,899
* I want to know there's
something for me after us *
1559
01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:22,153
* I don't think my heart
was made to break this much *
1560
01:04:22,195 --> 01:04:26,449
* Tell me there's
a happy ever after love *
1561
01:04:26,491 --> 01:04:31,079
* Tell me there's a happy
ever after us. *
1562
01:04:31,121 --> 01:04:33,373
-(song ends)
-(cheering)
1563
01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:45,969
-Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. -Thank you.
1564
01:04:46,011 --> 01:04:48,680
KAT:
Thank you guys so much!
1565
01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:51,683
Well, that is
my new favorite song.
1566
01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:53,685
(Kat chuckles)
1567
01:04:53,727 --> 01:04:56,730
What was your old favorite song?
1568
01:04:56,771 --> 01:04:58,356
Um... I don't know,
1569
01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:01,943
this might be a little
too edgy for you to handle,
1570
01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:05,030
but when my mom was sick,
we watched a lot of musicals,
1571
01:05:05,071 --> 01:05:07,032
and her favorite was Camelot.
1572
01:05:07,073 --> 01:05:08,366
KAT:
Mm.
1573
01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:09,909
You know, it was like
Game of Thrones
1574
01:05:09,951 --> 01:05:11,995
but less nudity and murder.
1575
01:05:12,037 --> 01:05:15,707
-More music and velvet.
-(laughs)
1576
01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:17,250
But, anyway, when Lancelot
1577
01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:19,252
wants to tell Guenevere
how he feels,
1578
01:05:19,294 --> 01:05:21,755
instead of saying,
"I want to be with you,"
1579
01:05:21,796 --> 01:05:25,342
he says, "We're gonna split up.
It's inevitable."
1580
01:05:25,383 --> 01:05:27,177
That's a little depressing.
1581
01:05:27,218 --> 01:05:29,012
No, not when you hear it.
1582
01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:32,849
"If ever I were to leave you,
it wouldn't be in summer."
1583
01:05:32,891 --> 01:05:38,063
* If ever I would leave you *
1584
01:05:38,104 --> 01:05:41,566
* It wouldn't be in summer *
1585
01:05:41,608 --> 01:05:45,445
* Seeing you in summer,
I never would go *
1586
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:47,572
-It's nice.
-Yeah.
1587
01:05:48,656 --> 01:05:52,869
* Your hair streaked
with sunlight *
1588
01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:54,621
* Your lips red as flame... *
1589
01:05:54,662 --> 01:05:57,207
-Dance with me.
-(laughs): No, I don't dance.
1590
01:05:57,248 --> 01:05:59,626
Come on. Dance with me.
1591
01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:03,546
Just a little bit.
1592
01:06:05,715 --> 01:06:08,301
There we go.
1593
01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:12,305
* How could it be in autumn? *
1594
01:06:12,347 --> 01:06:14,432
* How I'd leave in autumn *
1595
01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:18,812
* I never would know... *
1596
01:06:18,853 --> 01:06:21,981
Shouldn't we be listening
to Barry White or Drake...
1597
01:06:22,023 --> 01:06:24,484
-(laughing) -...or whatever
it is you listen to
1598
01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:26,486
when you're about to,
you know...
1599
01:06:26,528 --> 01:06:28,405
To what?
1600
01:06:29,197 --> 01:06:31,282
Well...
1601
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,535
Well, I don't want to presume
1602
01:06:33,576 --> 01:06:36,246
that I'm about to have
the best night of my life,
1603
01:06:36,287 --> 01:06:40,583
but if I am, I don't want
to do it to Robert Goulet.
1604
01:06:42,210 --> 01:06:44,045
I like it.
1605
01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,296
You do?
1606
01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:47,882
* When you catch
the fire's glow *
1607
01:06:47,924 --> 01:06:49,718
A lot.
1608
01:06:50,927 --> 01:06:55,515
* If ever I would leave you *
1609
01:06:55,557 --> 01:06:59,519
* How could it be
in springtime *
1610
01:06:59,561 --> 01:07:01,521
* Knowing how in spring *
1611
01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:06,985
* I'm bewitched by you so? *
1612
01:07:07,027 --> 01:07:10,989
* Oh, no, not in springtime... *
1613
01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,575
Is this smart?
1614
01:07:14,576 --> 01:07:17,996
I think we left smart
six weeks ago.
1615
01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:20,248
* *
1616
01:07:35,930 --> 01:07:38,183
* *
1617
01:07:43,688 --> 01:07:45,732
(birds chirping)
1618
01:07:48,109 --> 01:07:50,362
(sighs)
1619
01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:57,911
(Charlie sighs)
1620
01:07:57,952 --> 01:08:01,247
-Morning.
-Morning.
1621
01:08:02,832 --> 01:08:05,251
Thank God you're here.
1622
01:08:05,293 --> 01:08:08,797
'Cause I did have
just a minute of:
1623
01:08:08,838 --> 01:08:11,800
-"Is she gone? Did she leave?"
-(laughs)
1624
01:08:11,841 --> 01:08:14,511
I was like, "God, just...
1625
01:08:14,552 --> 01:08:17,097
"I know you rock stars
move fast,
1626
01:08:17,138 --> 01:08:19,849
-on to the next town,
like, just love..." -(laughs)
1627
01:08:19,891 --> 01:08:22,936
-Oh, God. Here, take it.
-(cell phone ringing)
1628
01:08:22,977 --> 01:08:24,104
Hey.
1629
01:08:24,145 --> 01:08:25,522
MELISSA:
Hey, how was last night?
1630
01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:28,191
-KAT: Amazing.
-MELISSA: Wait. Where are you?
1631
01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:30,443
-Are you with, uh...
-Yeah. Charlie.
1632
01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:32,779
-Still?
-Still.
1633
01:08:32,821 --> 01:08:34,948
(Melissa continues indistinctly
over phone)
1634
01:08:34,989 --> 01:08:36,449
(whispers):
"Charlie. Still."
1635
01:08:36,491 --> 01:08:38,576
KAT: Let's just move that
to Tuesday.
1636
01:08:38,618 --> 01:08:39,953
MELISSA:
But they're expecting you.
1637
01:08:39,994 --> 01:08:42,122
Sorry. Just tell 'em no.
1638
01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:43,832
-Okay.
-Okay.
1639
01:08:43,873 --> 01:08:45,542
I'll call you later.
1640
01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:48,545
Did I hear you just
rearranging your day for me?
1641
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:50,922
Maybe.
1642
01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:52,340
And you're welcome.
1643
01:08:52,382 --> 01:08:54,968
Thank you.
1644
01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:56,302
You and your mom?
1645
01:08:56,344 --> 01:08:57,971
Yeah, at Coney Island.
1646
01:08:58,013 --> 01:08:59,472
KAT:
The Wonder Wheel.
1647
01:08:59,514 --> 01:09:01,349
Well, we actually called it
"the wishing wheel."
1648
01:09:01,391 --> 01:09:03,101
Yeah. We loved going out there.
1649
01:09:03,143 --> 01:09:05,437
Although the last time
that I took her out there,
1650
01:09:05,478 --> 01:09:06,980
it was closed
'cause it was winter.
1651
01:09:07,022 --> 01:09:09,024
It was, like, right before
she passed away.
1652
01:09:09,065 --> 01:09:10,900
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-No, no.
1653
01:09:10,942 --> 01:09:13,153
It-It's okay.
I like talking about her.
1654
01:09:13,194 --> 01:09:17,866
It happened a while ago
when Lou was like five, but...
1655
01:09:17,907 --> 01:09:22,579
they definitely got to spend
some good times together.
1656
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:25,999
And it's crazy how much of her
I see in Lou.
1657
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:27,876
You think she would've liked me?
1658
01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:28,877
No.
1659
01:09:28,918 --> 01:09:29,919
(laughing):
What?
1660
01:09:29,961 --> 01:09:31,671
Yes, she would've loved you.
1661
01:09:31,713 --> 01:09:33,298
She would've thought
you were amazing.
1662
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:35,717
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.
1663
01:09:35,759 --> 01:09:37,635
She was very...
1664
01:09:37,677 --> 01:09:39,429
Well, she was
very self-sufficient.
1665
01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:41,306
Well, I'm, like,
the most self-sufficient
1666
01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:42,891
person on the planet.
1667
01:09:42,932 --> 01:09:45,226
-I mean, I do more things
in one day than... -No, I know.
1668
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:47,187
I know you do.
I'm not saying that.
1669
01:09:47,228 --> 01:09:48,396
I'm saying you have
a lot of people,
1670
01:09:48,438 --> 01:09:49,689
you know,
kind of handling things.
1671
01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:51,566
There's nothing wrong
with having help.
1672
01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:53,109
-I mean, it doesn't mean
I'm helpless. -(chuckles)
1673
01:09:53,151 --> 01:09:55,236
It just means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.
1674
01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:58,239
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you
1675
01:09:58,281 --> 01:09:59,949
as you think you do.
1676
01:09:59,991 --> 01:10:02,285
So, what are you saying?
1677
01:10:02,327 --> 01:10:05,038
You want me to try being alone?
1678
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,581
Because I could go
be alone right now.
1679
01:10:06,623 --> 01:10:08,208
No, no, uh, let's be clear.
1680
01:10:08,249 --> 01:10:11,336
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.
1681
01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,505
Wait.
1682
01:10:13,546 --> 01:10:15,465
Is this a challenge?
1683
01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:16,883
Now you get it.
1684
01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:18,677
-What, are you challenging me?
-Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1685
01:10:18,718 --> 01:10:21,638
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?
1686
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,682
-Okay.
-That means without doormen.
1687
01:10:23,723 --> 01:10:25,767
-Without yes-Melissa.
-Fine.
1688
01:10:25,809 --> 01:10:26,976
Without cooks,
1689
01:10:27,018 --> 01:10:29,187
without cleaners,
without hair extenders.
1690
01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:31,022
-(laughs)
-Yeah, this is serious.
1691
01:10:31,064 --> 01:10:32,732
Without live-feeding.
1692
01:10:32,774 --> 01:10:34,859
Without constant
filming updates.
1693
01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:37,404
Without all that little stuff.
Gone.
1694
01:10:37,445 --> 01:10:39,489
Okay. I can do that.
1695
01:10:39,531 --> 01:10:41,533
-Okay.
-What are you gonna do?
1696
01:10:41,574 --> 01:10:43,493
Me? I'm...
You know, I'm gonna be there.
1697
01:10:43,535 --> 01:10:44,869
I'm gonna monitor.
1698
01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:45,912
Mm.
1699
01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:47,372
Nice try, buddy.
1700
01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:48,957
-Okay.
-(laughing): What?
1701
01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:52,252
You're gonna get
on social media.
1702
01:10:52,293 --> 01:10:53,545
-No.
-Yes.
1703
01:10:53,586 --> 01:10:55,088
Come on, that's...
This is about you.
1704
01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:56,589
You're gonna go on social media.
1705
01:10:56,631 --> 01:10:59,634
You're gonna have Snapchat
and Instagram and TikTok.
1706
01:10:59,676 --> 01:11:01,761
-You're gonna do a dance! Yes!
-This is about you.
1707
01:11:01,803 --> 01:11:03,096
-Don't flip it.
-No, listen.
1708
01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:04,431
Why are you so judgmental?
1709
01:11:04,472 --> 01:11:05,765
It's so crazy.
1710
01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:08,518
No, look, this is
gonna be a great thing.
1711
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,937
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.
1712
01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:12,355
-(sighs)
-Seriously.
1713
01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:14,941
If you don't do it,
I'm not doing it.
1714
01:11:15,984 --> 01:11:17,569
Okay.
1715
01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:19,195
(birds squawking)
1716
01:11:19,237 --> 01:11:22,907
CHARLIE: So, this is
your little getaway?
1717
01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:23,908
(door banging)
1718
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,869
Nope. It's locked.
1719
01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,837
Nothing under there?
1720
01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:37,922
Gosh. Dang it.
1721
01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,591
Jeff, can you...
1722
01:11:39,632 --> 01:11:41,134
No, no, th-that's cheating.
1723
01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:43,636
Come on. What are you gonna do?
1724
01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:44,888
You got a little problem.
1725
01:11:44,929 --> 01:11:46,306
Sometimes you just
got to concede.
1726
01:11:46,348 --> 01:11:47,557
It's okay.
1727
01:11:56,149 --> 01:11:58,276
(alarm blaring)
1728
01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,987
You really like to win.
1729
01:12:01,029 --> 01:12:03,490
Yes! (grunts, laughs)
1730
01:12:04,366 --> 01:12:06,576
Coming?
1731
01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:12,791
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.
1732
01:12:12,832 --> 01:12:14,918
-It's better.
-(laughs)
1733
01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:19,339
-Living room.
-(computer chimes)
1734
01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:21,341
(whirring)
1735
01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:22,384
Ugh, this...
1736
01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:23,843
Uh, no. Sound.
1737
01:12:23,885 --> 01:12:25,095
(computer chimes)
1738
01:12:25,136 --> 01:12:27,347
-(laughing): Oh, my God.
-(horse neighs on TV)
1739
01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:30,725
-Jesus!
-Whose house is this?
1740
01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:32,227
Well, that actually
could be nice
1741
01:12:32,268 --> 01:12:34,562
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.
1742
01:12:34,604 --> 01:12:36,439
-We can make s'mores.
-I like s'mores.
1743
01:12:36,481 --> 01:12:37,816
-Me, too.
-Yeah.
1744
01:12:37,857 --> 01:12:40,735
* What comes after love... *
1745
01:12:40,777 --> 01:12:44,823
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.
1746
01:12:44,864 --> 01:12:48,284
* I don't think my heart
was made to break this much *
1747
01:12:48,326 --> 01:12:51,830
* Tell me there's
a happy ever after us... *
1748
01:12:51,871 --> 01:12:53,623
(gasps)
1749
01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:55,709
I think you may have
forgotten this.
1750
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,627
ESTHER: Jesus, he's had
an account for 45 minutes,
1751
01:12:57,669 --> 01:12:59,838
and he already has
half a million followers.
1752
01:12:59,879 --> 01:13:00,922
-Oh, my God. Look.
-STUDENT: Half a million?
1753
01:13:00,964 --> 01:13:02,257
Now you need your own web page.
1754
01:13:02,298 --> 01:13:05,218
Already created it on Wix.com.
1755
01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:06,678
"Numbers Neva Lie."
1756
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,304
-Oh, that's perfect.
-That is a good one.
1757
01:13:08,346 --> 01:13:10,724
-I love that. Do you love that?
-Yeah, yeah, I do like it.
1758
01:13:10,765 --> 01:13:12,976
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?
1759
01:13:14,436 --> 01:13:16,730
KAT:
"If you sit in the question,
1760
01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:19,149
the answer will find you."
1761
01:13:23,278 --> 01:13:25,864
(laughs)
1762
01:13:25,905 --> 01:13:28,408
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.
1763
01:13:28,450 --> 01:13:29,951
Oh. Should I be jealous?
1764
01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:32,954
He sounds very interesting
and handsome.
1765
01:13:32,996 --> 01:13:35,373
Just posting about
all this math stuff.
1766
01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:36,750
Oh, one of those.
1767
01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,960
Brought you an apple.
1768
01:13:43,214 --> 01:13:45,592
* *
1769
01:13:45,633 --> 01:13:48,136
Happy birthday, part one.
1770
01:13:49,137 --> 01:13:50,764
Oh. Thank you.
1771
01:13:50,805 --> 01:13:52,140
-(laughs)
-Yeah, on my last birthday,
1772
01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:54,142
I was at a math conference
in the Poconos.
1773
01:13:54,184 --> 01:13:55,435
(laughs):
Oh!
1774
01:13:55,477 --> 01:13:57,270
-I have a lot to live up to.
-Yes.
1775
01:13:57,312 --> 01:13:58,813
-Open it!
-Okay.
1776
01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:07,197
Like, a handkerchief or...
1777
01:14:07,238 --> 01:14:08,865
Turn around.
1778
01:14:08,907 --> 01:14:11,576
Oh, it's a blindfold.
1779
01:14:11,618 --> 01:14:13,745
-(Kat laughing)
-Oh.
1780
01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:15,580
I'm a little taken aback.
1781
01:14:15,622 --> 01:14:18,625
I, uh, didn't know
this was your thing,
1782
01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:22,629
-but whatever you're... into.
-Shh.
1783
01:14:22,671 --> 01:14:24,464
-KAT: Okay, straight ahead.
-CHARLIE: Okay.
1784
01:14:24,506 --> 01:14:26,049
I got to say,
I'm getting excited.
1785
01:14:26,091 --> 01:14:27,425
-You should be.
-(laughing): Okay.
1786
01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:28,635
Wait, turn around.
1787
01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:30,345
It's not a piñata.
1788
01:14:30,387 --> 01:14:31,721
Maybe. Okay.
1789
01:14:31,763 --> 01:14:33,056
That's it, right there.
1790
01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:34,933
-That's where I need you.
-Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1791
01:14:34,974 --> 01:14:37,185
-You ready?
-Okay.
1792
01:14:48,279 --> 01:14:49,614
Happy birthday.
1793
01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:51,157
No.
1794
01:14:51,199 --> 01:14:53,284
How?
1795
01:14:53,326 --> 01:14:55,662
I know a guy who knows a guy.
1796
01:14:57,372 --> 01:14:59,749
Come on.
1797
01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:04,879
CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on
the wishing wheel.
1798
01:15:04,921 --> 01:15:07,549
-KAT: Yes.
-CHARLIE: Go ahead.
1799
01:15:11,219 --> 01:15:12,679
'Kay, done.
1800
01:15:12,721 --> 01:15:14,723
Your turn. Make a wish.
1801
01:15:15,724 --> 01:15:17,684
I already got it.
1802
01:15:17,726 --> 01:15:19,936
* *
1803
01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:33,867
KAT (over speakers):
* Since you came around *
1804
01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:35,660
* You're testing my faith *
1805
01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:37,245
* I'm praying out loud *
1806
01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:38,371
KAT (chuckling):
Yeah.
1807
01:15:38,413 --> 01:15:40,498
* I feel it in my chest... *
1808
01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:42,459
-21!
-Yes!
1809
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:43,543
-(cheering)
-Yeah!
1810
01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:44,794
-Yeah!
-Hey.
1811
01:15:44,836 --> 01:15:46,379
Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry.
1812
01:15:46,421 --> 01:15:47,797
Great day, you guys.
1813
01:15:47,839 --> 01:15:49,883
We are finished.
Grab your stuff.
1814
01:15:49,924 --> 01:15:51,885
-(kids murmuring)
-LOU: I'm ready.
1815
01:15:51,926 --> 01:15:53,553
KAT:
You are. You're gonna be great.
1816
01:15:53,595 --> 01:15:55,430
-STUDENT: Yo, is that Bastian?
-KAT: Amazing. -LOU: Thanks.
1817
01:15:55,472 --> 01:15:57,557
-BASTIAN: Yo. What's up, kids?
-STUDENT: Oh, my God, Bastian!
1818
01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:58,725
(excited chatter)
1819
01:15:58,767 --> 01:15:59,851
Wait, what's going on?
1820
01:15:59,893 --> 01:16:01,561
He insisted on coming.
1821
01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:04,147
Hey, come on, now. Your parents
are waiting for you outside.
1822
01:16:04,189 --> 01:16:06,149
Okay. See you later, guys.
See you. Bye.
1823
01:16:06,191 --> 01:16:07,734
I tried to give you a heads-up,
1824
01:16:07,776 --> 01:16:09,069
but somebody wasn't
answering her phone.
1825
01:16:09,110 --> 01:16:10,570
No, no.
There are no phones at school.
1826
01:16:10,612 --> 01:16:12,280
-What are you guys doing here?
-You got nominated
1827
01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:15,950
for Best Pop Vocal Performance
at the Grammys.
1828
01:16:15,992 --> 01:16:17,077
What?!
1829
01:16:17,118 --> 01:16:18,411
"Marry Me"...
(continues in Spanish)
1830
01:16:18,453 --> 01:16:20,747
-Yeah. -Oh, my God!
-We got nominated!
1831
01:16:20,789 --> 01:16:22,749
-Can you believe it?
-Congratulations.
1832
01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:23,875
-Oh, my God, yes!
-(chuckles): Congratulations.
1833
01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:26,419
-Yes. Oh, my God.
-Wow.
1834
01:16:26,461 --> 01:16:27,712
I can't believe this.
1835
01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:28,963
It was only
a matter of time, babe.
1836
01:16:29,005 --> 01:16:30,590
-Oh, my God.
-You should tell her.
1837
01:16:30,632 --> 01:16:32,300
Oh, yeah.
So, um, Bastian's concert
1838
01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:34,511
at Madison Square Garden
on Friday is streaming
1839
01:16:34,552 --> 01:16:36,846
across multiple platforms,
so there's loads of exposure.
1840
01:16:36,888 --> 01:16:38,807
BASTIAN:
Yeah, he thought we could
1841
01:16:38,848 --> 01:16:41,059
surprise everyone
and do "Marry Me."
1842
01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:42,894
COLIN: Right. Now, the ballots
are out next week,
1843
01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:45,605
and nobody's seen you two
together since...
1844
01:16:45,647 --> 01:16:47,524
well, you know, a while.
1845
01:16:47,565 --> 01:16:49,317
Um...
1846
01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,277
You know, we don't...
we don't have any
1847
01:16:51,319 --> 01:16:53,571
-of the dancers in town.
-BASTIAN: No, no, no.
1848
01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:55,073
It's short notice. I-I don't...
1849
01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:57,033
No, but wait. But we can do
the ballad version.
1850
01:16:57,075 --> 01:17:00,370
The one that we wanted
to release after the ceremony.
1851
01:17:03,623 --> 01:17:05,458
I don't know, Sebastian.
1852
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,835
"Sebastian"?
1853
01:17:10,588 --> 01:17:12,590
Come on. "Sebastian"?
1854
01:17:12,632 --> 01:17:13,675
That's his real name.
1855
01:17:13,717 --> 01:17:14,968
Look, can I just...
1856
01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:16,636
I-I know this is a little...
1857
01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:18,221
I'm not trying to make
a thing here,
1858
01:17:18,263 --> 01:17:20,682
but this is the song that
you were gonna get married to.
1859
01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:22,517
This is huge for me.
1860
01:17:22,559 --> 01:17:24,519
Totally. Totally.
1861
01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:27,063
You should come.
I want you to come.
1862
01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:29,315
Are you gonna come with us?
1863
01:17:31,026 --> 01:17:32,736
Right. Okay. I mean, it's...
1864
01:17:32,777 --> 01:17:34,320
it's not a big deal.
1865
01:17:34,362 --> 01:17:36,865
The nomination is.
1866
01:17:37,824 --> 01:17:39,784
So please don't be upset.
1867
01:17:39,826 --> 01:17:41,661
I-I'm just being a jerk.
1868
01:17:41,703 --> 01:17:43,163
And I'm sorry.
1869
01:17:43,204 --> 01:17:46,166
I just want you to remember
award shows are bullshit
1870
01:17:46,207 --> 01:17:49,002
and you don't need them
to tell you how good you are.
1871
01:17:49,794 --> 01:17:51,379
I know.
1872
01:17:51,421 --> 01:17:52,797
Just do me a favor.
1873
01:17:52,839 --> 01:17:55,759
Don't say "Sebastian."
1874
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,052
(door opens)
1875
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,014
See you, babe.
1876
01:18:01,056 --> 01:18:02,724
-See you soon.
-Hey.
1877
01:18:02,766 --> 01:18:04,100
We got to schedule
a band rehearsal
1878
01:18:04,142 --> 01:18:06,144
-and a wardrobe fitting.
-Okay.
1879
01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:07,562
-Now?
-Yes, now.
1880
01:18:07,604 --> 01:18:08,772
-Yes.
-Okay. You good?
1881
01:18:08,813 --> 01:18:10,482
-I'm good.
-Are you sure?
1882
01:18:10,523 --> 01:18:12,108
Okay, I'll call you.
1883
01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:15,487
MELISSA: This is gonna be
so exciting! (squeals)
1884
01:18:25,121 --> 01:18:26,873
Hey.
1885
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:30,001
-You okay?
-Yeah.
1886
01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,587
Just keeping Tank company.
1887
01:18:32,629 --> 01:18:34,881
Good dog.
1888
01:18:37,092 --> 01:18:39,636
You're afraid she'll fall back
in love with Bastian
1889
01:18:39,678 --> 01:18:41,721
and dump you?
1890
01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:44,391
No.
1891
01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:45,934
Yeah.
1892
01:18:45,975 --> 01:18:48,269
I'd be afraid of that, too.
1893
01:18:49,938 --> 01:18:52,148
(audience cheering)
1894
01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:56,236
(cheering continues)
1895
01:18:56,277 --> 01:18:58,238
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1896
01:18:58,279 --> 01:19:00,740
Thank you. Um...
1897
01:19:00,782 --> 01:19:03,785
I have a little surprise
for you tonight.
1898
01:19:04,869 --> 01:19:07,414
There is a woman
1899
01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:09,833
-who's been my heart...
-(cheering)
1900
01:19:09,874 --> 01:19:12,002
and my biggest inspiration.
1901
01:19:23,221 --> 01:19:25,098
She always gonna be my family.
1902
01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,933
(lush orchestral ballad begins)
1903
01:19:26,975 --> 01:19:29,602
And we're always gonna have...
1904
01:19:29,644 --> 01:19:31,271
"Marry Me."
1905
01:19:31,312 --> 01:19:33,314
(cheering)
1906
01:19:40,697 --> 01:19:43,324
(cheering over computer)
1907
01:19:46,036 --> 01:19:47,912
Crowd's going bananas.
1908
01:19:47,954 --> 01:19:50,123
LOU:
I know.
1909
01:19:50,165 --> 01:19:52,959
I don't know if I'd say
"bananas," but...
1910
01:19:57,339 --> 01:20:00,342
* I've never seen forever *
1911
01:20:00,383 --> 01:20:03,511
* I've never seen forever
in the wild *
1912
01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:08,975
* But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes *
1913
01:20:09,017 --> 01:20:11,478
* Baby, you're my shelter *
1914
01:20:11,519 --> 01:20:15,273
* Shelter from
a broken paradise *
1915
01:20:15,315 --> 01:20:21,071
* I couldn't dream it
any better if I tried *
1916
01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:24,657
* True love gotta
ring, ring, ring *
1917
01:20:24,699 --> 01:20:27,744
* Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring *
1918
01:20:27,786 --> 01:20:30,372
* You're the queen,
I'll be the king, king, king *
1919
01:20:30,413 --> 01:20:33,750
* For life, for life, for love *
1920
01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:37,045
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
1921
01:20:37,087 --> 01:20:39,964
* Marry me, marry me,
say yes *
1922
01:20:40,006 --> 01:20:42,425
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
1923
01:20:42,467 --> 01:20:45,387
* For the rest,
the rest of your life *
1924
01:20:45,428 --> 01:20:48,306
* I'm-a fly her off to Vegas *
1925
01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,558
* We could tie it up tonight,
no patience *
1926
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,812
* Take my last name,
put it where your name is *
1927
01:20:53,853 --> 01:20:56,898
* Have they ever seen
a love this famous? *
1928
01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:59,526
* They never, no, they never *
1929
01:20:59,567 --> 01:21:02,696
* This forever,
ever, ever, ever, ever *
1930
01:21:02,737 --> 01:21:05,448
* Ain't nobody do it
better, better, better *
1931
01:21:06,533 --> 01:21:08,201
* Every song we getting better *
1932
01:21:08,243 --> 01:21:10,870
* True love gotta
ring, ring, ring *
1933
01:21:10,912 --> 01:21:12,372
* Ooh, we gotta *
1934
01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:13,873
* Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring *
1935
01:21:13,915 --> 01:21:15,250
* Ooh, they gotta *
1936
01:21:15,291 --> 01:21:17,043
* This queen need
a king, king, king *
1937
01:21:17,085 --> 01:21:18,586
* For life, for life, for life *
1938
01:21:18,628 --> 01:21:20,380
-* For life *
-* Yeah *
1939
01:21:20,422 --> 01:21:22,507
* True love gotta
ring, ring, ring *
1940
01:21:22,549 --> 01:21:23,967
-* Ring, ring *
-* Church bells *
1941
01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:25,635
* Let 'em ring, ring, ring *
1942
01:21:25,677 --> 01:21:27,012
* Ring, ring *
1943
01:21:27,053 --> 01:21:28,513
* Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing *
1944
01:21:28,555 --> 01:21:31,558
* Tonight, tonight,
tonight, baby *
1945
01:21:31,599 --> 01:21:35,061
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
1946
01:21:35,103 --> 01:21:37,897
* Marry me, marry me,
say yes *
1947
01:21:37,939 --> 01:21:41,568
* Marry me, marry me, say yes
for the rest *
1948
01:21:41,609 --> 01:21:44,237
-* The rest of your life *
-* Marry me, baby *
1949
01:21:44,279 --> 01:21:46,406
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
1950
01:21:46,448 --> 01:21:49,451
* Marry me, marry me,
say yes *
1951
01:21:49,492 --> 01:21:52,579
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
1952
01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:54,789
* For the rest,
the rest of your life *
1953
01:21:54,831 --> 01:21:57,125
* Baby *
1954
01:21:58,043 --> 01:22:00,295
(singing in Spanish)
1955
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:22,150
* Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me *
1956
01:22:22,192 --> 01:22:24,235
* Won't you marry me, baby? *
1957
01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:27,364
* Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me *
1958
01:22:27,405 --> 01:22:29,699
* I want you in my life so bad *
1959
01:22:29,741 --> 01:22:33,578
* Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me *
1960
01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:35,789
* Won't you love me, baby? *
1961
01:22:35,830 --> 01:22:39,918
* Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me *
1962
01:22:39,959 --> 01:22:44,047
* Ooh *
1963
01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:48,301
* Ah-ah-ah. *
1964
01:22:48,343 --> 01:22:50,595
-(song ends)
-(cheering)
1965
01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:07,028
Get your ass to the Garden.
1966
01:23:09,489 --> 01:23:12,075
(pop music playing faintly)
1967
01:23:12,117 --> 01:23:14,369
(indistinct chatter)
1968
01:23:16,705 --> 01:23:17,831
MELISSA:
Yes!
1969
01:23:17,872 --> 01:23:19,791
-Yeah. Pose.
-We did it.
1970
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,543
MELISSA:
We look so good!
1971
01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:25,380
You guys's chemistry
is off the charts.
1972
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:26,923
BASTIAN:
Come on, guys. Let's do it.
1973
01:23:26,965 --> 01:23:28,717
MELISSA:
And the audience felt it.
1974
01:23:28,758 --> 01:23:31,344
(playing soft pop intro)
1975
01:23:31,386 --> 01:23:33,596
(excited chatter, applause)
1976
01:23:35,306 --> 01:23:37,809
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
1977
01:23:45,442 --> 01:23:46,693
-You know?
-Yeah.
1978
01:23:46,735 --> 01:23:48,445
-CHARLIE: Hey.
-(laughing): Oh, my God.
1979
01:23:48,486 --> 01:23:51,031
-I didn't know you were coming.
-Hey.
1980
01:23:51,072 --> 01:23:52,699
No, I wasn't,
and then I was like,
1981
01:23:52,741 --> 01:23:54,701
"I'm gonna get down there,"
and-and...
1982
01:23:54,743 --> 01:23:55,994
but I didn't have a pass,
1983
01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:57,787
so I couldn't get in at first,
and then luckily,
1984
01:23:57,829 --> 01:23:59,873
someone saw me
and they brought me backstage
1985
01:23:59,914 --> 01:24:02,792
and then brought me over here.
1986
01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:04,085
So, you didn't see it?
1987
01:24:04,127 --> 01:24:06,713
No, no, I did. I did. Yeah.
1988
01:24:06,755 --> 01:24:08,548
Uh, did you like it?
1989
01:24:08,590 --> 01:24:10,884
I-I... I thought it was amazing.
1990
01:24:10,925 --> 01:24:12,886
I-I was really happy for you.
1991
01:24:12,927 --> 01:24:14,262
I think you're amazing.
1992
01:24:14,304 --> 01:24:15,722
(chuckles)
1993
01:24:15,764 --> 01:24:17,891
Can you guys... You know,
fine, we'll go over here.
1994
01:24:17,932 --> 01:24:19,392
-COLIN: Oh, yeah.
-(laughs)
1995
01:24:19,434 --> 01:24:21,686
(continues singing in Spanish)
1996
01:24:25,482 --> 01:24:27,942
It was great. It was...
1997
01:24:27,984 --> 01:24:29,986
Social media is exploding.
1998
01:24:30,028 --> 01:24:33,073
It's, uh... They're even saying
you guys are back together.
1999
01:24:33,114 --> 01:24:35,909
Well, if social media says
it's true, it must be true.
2000
01:24:35,950 --> 01:24:38,536
-(chuckles)
-(Charlie sighs)
2001
01:24:40,413 --> 01:24:41,956
Wait, are you okay?
2002
01:24:41,998 --> 01:24:43,958
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...
2003
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:48,254
I'm looking at you here,
and it... it all worked out.
2004
01:24:48,296 --> 01:24:51,091
I mean, no one even remembers
the meltdown.
2005
01:24:51,132 --> 01:24:53,176
I know. It's crazy, right?
2006
01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:54,427
(chuckles)
2007
01:24:54,469 --> 01:24:56,680
I'm really happy for you.
2008
01:24:56,721 --> 01:24:58,890
You deserve it.
2009
01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,225
You really do.
2010
01:25:00,266 --> 01:25:03,520
(Bastian continues singing
in Spanish)
2011
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,984
God, he can sing.
2012
01:25:10,026 --> 01:25:13,405
* Dame un segundo,
un segundo chance... *
2013
01:25:13,446 --> 01:25:15,156
"Segundochance."
2014
01:25:15,198 --> 01:25:17,659
What-what is that?
Second chances?
2015
01:25:18,952 --> 01:25:20,704
It's just a song.
2016
01:25:20,745 --> 01:25:22,122
Maybe.
2017
01:25:22,163 --> 01:25:25,166
Maybe it's something more.
2018
01:25:27,669 --> 01:25:28,962
What's going on?
2019
01:25:29,004 --> 01:25:30,755
Look, I know this is a big deal,
2020
01:25:30,797 --> 01:25:33,049
and that's why I wanted
to come down here,
2021
01:25:33,091 --> 01:25:34,884
but I don't fit.
2022
01:25:34,926 --> 01:25:37,971
And I think that's
objectively pretty true.
2023
01:25:38,013 --> 01:25:40,849
-And we don't need to pr...
-So, what are you saying?
2024
01:25:42,434 --> 01:25:44,519
Look, if I'm being honest
with myself,
2025
01:25:44,561 --> 01:25:46,646
I real...
I really came down here
2026
01:25:46,688 --> 01:25:49,482
just to say that this...
I don't think this works.
2027
01:25:49,524 --> 01:25:51,109
-(song ends)
-(cheering and applause)
2028
01:25:51,151 --> 01:25:53,862
BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle
of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?
2029
01:25:54,696 --> 01:25:56,656
Are you breaking up with me?
2030
01:25:56,698 --> 01:25:59,159
BASTIAN:
Katarina. Kat.
2031
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,036
Kat, come here.
2032
01:26:01,077 --> 01:26:03,079
-Come here.
-It's okay. Go.
2033
01:26:03,121 --> 01:26:04,497
-Go.
-No.
2034
01:26:04,539 --> 01:26:05,915
-BASTIAN: Come here.
-What are you saying?
2035
01:26:05,957 --> 01:26:07,667
-Tell me what you...
-MELISSA: Hey, come on.
2036
01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:08,710
-What-what do you mean?
-Everybody's calling you.
2037
01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:10,128
CHARLIE:
It's nothing. Talk later.
2038
01:26:10,170 --> 01:26:11,254
-Go. Go.
-BASTIAN: Come here, baby.
2039
01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:12,464
CHARLIE:
It's fine. Keep going.
2040
01:26:12,505 --> 01:26:13,882
-Come on.
-GUESTS: Kat! Kat! Kat!
2041
01:26:13,923 --> 01:26:16,760
Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
2042
01:26:16,801 --> 01:26:19,220
-(laughing)
-(guests whooping)
2043
01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:23,850
Guys, raise your glasses
2044
01:26:23,892 --> 01:26:27,562
to the woman who made
all this possible tonight.
2045
01:26:28,730 --> 01:26:30,106
To you.
2046
01:26:30,148 --> 01:26:31,816
To you, Kat.
2047
01:26:31,858 --> 01:26:33,693
-Salud.
-GUESTS: Salud.
2048
01:26:33,735 --> 01:26:35,403
-(guests cheering)
-Salud, salud.
2049
01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:37,530
MAN:
Yes, cheers!
2050
01:26:38,615 --> 01:26:40,867
MAN:
It's for you, Kat!
2051
01:26:42,243 --> 01:26:44,496
(piano playing simple melody)
2052
01:26:51,670 --> 01:26:53,922
(simple melody continues)
2053
01:27:07,519 --> 01:27:09,562
* Always knew you *
2054
01:27:09,604 --> 01:27:13,566
* Even when I didn't know you *
2055
01:27:13,608 --> 01:27:18,321
* Don't make sense, but it do *
2056
01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:21,616
* I was on my way to you *
2057
01:27:22,826 --> 01:27:26,871
* Every teardrop fell so heavy *
2058
01:27:26,913 --> 01:27:32,752
* Hurt like hell,
but heaven sent me through *
2059
01:27:34,129 --> 01:27:36,965
* I was on my way to you *
2060
01:27:41,928 --> 01:27:45,890
* And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road *
2061
01:27:45,932 --> 01:27:49,686
* Pointing me straight,
just taking me home *
2062
01:27:49,728 --> 01:27:51,604
* I was never lost *
2063
01:27:51,646 --> 01:27:55,442
* I was just passing through *
2064
01:27:55,483 --> 01:27:59,821
* I was on my way to you *
2065
01:28:00,989 --> 01:28:04,492
* Hope was hopeless,
faith was running *
2066
01:28:04,534 --> 01:28:10,331
* Didn't notice
you were coming through *
2067
01:28:10,373 --> 01:28:13,668
* You were on your way, too *
2068
01:28:15,837 --> 01:28:19,632
* And you don't believe
in meant to be *
2069
01:28:19,674 --> 01:28:24,346
* But somehow you were
meant for me, it's true *
2070
01:28:24,387 --> 01:28:25,764
(bell jingling)
2071
01:28:25,805 --> 01:28:29,434
* Yeah, you were
on your way, too *
2072
01:28:31,353 --> 01:28:35,565
* Every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road *
2073
01:28:35,607 --> 01:28:38,818
* Pointing me straight,
just taking me home *
2074
01:28:38,860 --> 01:28:40,653
* I was never lost *
2075
01:28:40,695 --> 01:28:44,699
* I was just passing through *
2076
01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:48,578
* I was on my way to you *
2077
01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:52,207
* I was
on my way to you *
2078
01:28:52,248 --> 01:28:56,419
* I was on my way to you *
2079
01:28:56,461 --> 01:29:01,633
* I was on my way to you, oh *
2080
01:29:01,675 --> 01:29:05,387
* I'm on my way,
on my way to you *
2081
01:29:05,428 --> 01:29:07,222
* On my way *
2082
01:29:07,263 --> 01:29:09,516
* On my way to you *
2083
01:29:09,557 --> 01:29:11,601
* On my way *
2084
01:29:11,643 --> 01:29:16,356
* On my way to you, oh *
2085
01:29:16,398 --> 01:29:20,151
* I'm on my way, I'm on my way *
2086
01:29:20,193 --> 01:29:22,237
* On my way *
2087
01:29:22,278 --> 01:29:24,155
* On my way to you *
2088
01:29:24,197 --> 01:29:26,157
* On my way *
2089
01:29:26,199 --> 01:29:31,413
* On my way to you, oh *
2090
01:29:31,454 --> 01:29:35,709
* And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road *
2091
01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:39,546
* Pointing me straight,
just taking me home *
2092
01:29:39,587 --> 01:29:41,464
* I was never lost *
2093
01:29:41,506 --> 01:29:44,801
* I was just passing through *
2094
01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:47,470
* On my way to you *
2095
01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:49,014
* On my way *
2096
01:29:49,055 --> 01:29:51,349
-* On my way to you *
-* Ooh... *
2097
01:29:51,391 --> 01:29:54,561
* On my way, on my way to you *
2098
01:29:54,602 --> 01:29:55,770
* On my way *
2099
01:29:55,812 --> 01:30:00,066
* On my way to you *
2100
01:30:00,108 --> 01:30:01,693
* Oh, my darling *
2101
01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:04,612
* I'm on my way. *
2102
01:30:04,654 --> 01:30:07,574
(piano playing gentle outro)
2103
01:30:12,203 --> 01:30:14,164
(song ends)
2104
01:30:19,461 --> 01:30:21,338
COLIN: Come on, Charlie.
Don't be stupid.
2105
01:30:21,379 --> 01:30:23,590
Well, it's a little late
for that.
2106
01:30:24,632 --> 01:30:26,509
-You got another one.
-Take it, please.
2107
01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:28,178
It-it's made out to the school.
2108
01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:30,555
It just feels a little unseemly.
2109
01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:32,307
-I didn't do it for the money.
-I know,
2110
01:30:32,349 --> 01:30:34,851
but if you don't take the check,
then the prenup's not binding.
2111
01:30:34,893 --> 01:30:36,936
You could sell your story.
2112
01:30:36,978 --> 01:30:39,606
-You could write a book.
-(scoffs)
2113
01:30:39,647 --> 01:30:41,858
Is that what you think of me?
2114
01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,278
Oh, come on, Charlie.
2115
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,946
I was rooting for you.
2116
01:30:46,988 --> 01:30:49,783
I wanted it to work.
The whole world wanted it to.
2117
01:30:49,824 --> 01:30:52,952
I'm sorry to disappoint you
and the world.
2118
01:30:52,994 --> 01:30:54,496
You're disappointing yourself.
2119
01:30:54,537 --> 01:30:57,290
I'm protecting myself.
2120
01:30:57,332 --> 01:30:58,792
I can't get away from her.
2121
01:30:58,833 --> 01:31:02,629
There's always a poster,
a Vitamix or a billboard.
2122
01:31:02,671 --> 01:31:05,507
You know they're not together?
2123
01:31:08,718 --> 01:31:10,679
Maybe not.
2124
01:31:11,596 --> 01:31:13,139
But, Colin,
can you do me a favor?
2125
01:31:13,181 --> 01:31:15,809
Will you be there for her
when she figures it all out?
2126
01:31:15,850 --> 01:31:17,894
She's gonna need someone.
2127
01:31:23,983 --> 01:31:26,569
* *
2128
01:31:26,611 --> 01:31:28,363
FALLON: On Friday's show,
we'll be talking
2129
01:31:28,405 --> 01:31:30,532
to the beautiful Kat Valdez
2130
01:31:30,573 --> 01:31:32,325
about her new hit single
"On My Way,"
2131
01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:35,662
with a special surprise guest
that you won't want to miss.
2132
01:31:36,663 --> 01:31:38,415
(Tank snoring)
2133
01:31:38,456 --> 01:31:40,417
-Night.
-Night.
2134
01:31:40,458 --> 01:31:42,836
NARRATOR (on TV):
...established by jaw snapping,
2135
01:31:42,877 --> 01:31:46,131
headbutting or tail slapping.
2136
01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:49,509
Physical dominance
establishes the leader.
2137
01:31:49,551 --> 01:31:53,680
Pods can travel in herds
of up to hundreds of dolphins
2138
01:31:53,722 --> 01:31:56,057
and can cover 80 miles.
2139
01:31:56,099 --> 01:31:58,143
(broadcast fades)
2140
01:31:59,394 --> 01:32:01,646
* *
2141
01:32:11,197 --> 01:32:14,200
Mathalon, baby,
with the Mathalonians.
2142
01:32:14,242 --> 01:32:16,077
-Headed to Peoria, Illinois.
-Hey.
2143
01:32:16,119 --> 01:32:17,829
-Coming to get ya.
-(kids chattering)
2144
01:32:17,871 --> 01:32:19,873
-Wait, what are you doing?
-Oh, we're live.
2145
01:32:19,914 --> 01:32:23,043
Say something smart
or witty or, uh, numeric.
2146
01:32:23,084 --> 01:32:25,587
-(Charlie clears throat)
-5,000 people are watching.
2147
01:32:25,628 --> 01:32:26,921
Bye.
2148
01:32:26,963 --> 01:32:28,631
-Charles.
-I'm serious.
2149
01:32:28,673 --> 01:32:30,425
Um, I can't. Turn it off.
2150
01:32:30,467 --> 01:32:32,635
Are you at some point
gonna be fun again?
2151
01:32:32,677 --> 01:32:33,887
I was never fun.
2152
01:32:33,928 --> 01:32:36,306
That's true,
and I love you anyway.
2153
01:32:36,348 --> 01:32:38,183
You know, you're not always
gonna feel this way.
2154
01:32:38,224 --> 01:32:40,977
You're lucky you made it.
We were gonna leave without you.
2155
01:32:41,019 --> 01:32:42,520
CHARLIE:
Parker. No, we weren't.
2156
01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:44,981
-Come on, let's go, Percy.
-We absolutely were.
2157
01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:48,401
ANIKAH: I loved you
and Charlie as a couple.
2158
01:32:48,443 --> 01:32:50,779
Are you still friends?
2159
01:32:51,905 --> 01:32:54,032
Is it okay if I ask you that?
2160
01:32:55,033 --> 01:32:56,159
Yeah.
2161
01:32:56,201 --> 01:32:58,203
Um, sure.
2162
01:32:58,244 --> 01:32:59,746
Yeah. (chuckles)
2163
01:32:59,788 --> 01:33:01,039
He seems like the sweetest man.
2164
01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:03,124
You know, I actually DMed him
2165
01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:06,002
to wish him luck
on his Mathalon tomorrow.
2166
01:33:06,044 --> 01:33:09,798
He never answered, obviously.
(chuckles)
2167
01:33:11,466 --> 01:33:13,385
Mathalon's tomorrow?
2168
01:33:13,426 --> 01:33:14,594
Yeah.
2169
01:33:14,636 --> 01:33:16,221
-(door closes)
-BASTIAN: Hey.
2170
01:33:16,262 --> 01:33:17,681
Hey.
2171
01:33:17,722 --> 01:33:18,973
I'll just fix that.
2172
01:33:19,015 --> 01:33:21,017
BASTIAN:
Thank you.
2173
01:33:22,310 --> 01:33:24,938
-Oh, I like that.
-Mm. Thank you.
2174
01:33:24,979 --> 01:33:26,773
-BASTIAN: Nice.
-(audience cheering)
2175
01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:28,608
FALLON:
So, we've been... we've been
2176
01:33:28,650 --> 01:33:30,068
beating around the bush,
and I think that
2177
01:33:30,110 --> 01:33:31,569
we should get right down to it.
2178
01:33:31,611 --> 01:33:34,280
I mean, we all know that
you guys are not "together,"
2179
01:33:34,322 --> 01:33:37,784
uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me"
for each other.
2180
01:33:37,826 --> 01:33:40,620
Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo"
for Kat.
2181
01:33:40,662 --> 01:33:43,248
Kat wrote "On My Way"
for Bastian.
2182
01:33:43,289 --> 01:33:46,251
I'd say the next song
should probably be, uh,
2183
01:33:46,292 --> 01:33:49,212
-"Come On Already!" Am I right?
-(audience laughing)
2184
01:33:49,254 --> 01:33:51,214
(chuckles) Let's see if
we can get these two guys
2185
01:33:51,256 --> 01:33:53,466
to sing a little romantic duet
when we come back.
2186
01:33:53,508 --> 01:33:55,010
-Ooh.
-AUDIENCE: Ooh.
2187
01:33:55,051 --> 01:33:57,971
-Do not change that channel.
-(cheering and applause)
2188
01:33:58,013 --> 01:34:00,056
(band playing upbeat music)
2189
01:34:07,272 --> 01:34:10,358
I didn't write "On My Way"
for Bastian.
2190
01:34:14,779 --> 01:34:16,448
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
2191
01:34:16,489 --> 01:34:20,910
I know it's an inopportune time
to have an epiphany, but...
2192
01:34:20,952 --> 01:34:23,204
I don't want to go back.
2193
01:34:26,249 --> 01:34:30,670
Someone told me that if you sit
in the question long enough,
2194
01:34:30,712 --> 01:34:32,839
the answer finds you.
2195
01:34:33,757 --> 01:34:36,009
And the answer is...
2196
01:34:37,427 --> 01:34:40,722
I don't want to keep making
the same mistakes over and over.
2197
01:34:42,724 --> 01:34:45,435
I want something different.
2198
01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:54,069
-Come here.
-(audience gasping, murmuring)
2199
01:34:59,741 --> 01:35:02,452
So, I'm guessing
no romantic duet.
2200
01:35:02,494 --> 01:35:04,245
(cameras clicking rapidly)
2201
01:35:04,287 --> 01:35:05,955
-Hey. -Kat!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
2202
01:35:05,997 --> 01:35:07,499
-That's Kat Valdez.
-Kat! Kat, wait! -Over here!
2203
01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:10,210
-Where you going? -Kat, hey!
How about a shot, huh?
2204
01:35:10,251 --> 01:35:11,211
Peoria.
2205
01:35:11,252 --> 01:35:13,588
-I'll get you a plane.
-No.
2206
01:35:13,630 --> 01:35:15,423
I want to do this
by myself, okay?
2207
01:35:15,465 --> 01:35:17,342
-Can't be that hard.
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Kat, come on.
2208
01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:19,052
-Kat, where you headed?
-How about another shot?
2209
01:35:19,094 --> 01:35:20,679
KAT:
Take me to the airport.
2210
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,055
Bye!
2211
01:35:22,097 --> 01:35:23,723
COLIN:
Hey.
2212
01:35:23,765 --> 01:35:25,350
That's not our car.
2213
01:35:29,104 --> 01:35:30,939
Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?
2214
01:35:30,980 --> 01:35:32,732
Oh, my God. Kat Valdez?
2215
01:35:32,774 --> 01:35:34,609
You're right.
What's she doing here?
2216
01:35:34,651 --> 01:35:36,069
(people murmuring)
2217
01:35:36,111 --> 01:35:38,863
Sorry. The last
connecting flight to Peoria
2218
01:35:38,905 --> 01:35:41,116
is through Chicago,
but it's all sold out.
2219
01:35:41,157 --> 01:35:42,575
-(sighs)
-If you fly tomorrow...
2220
01:35:42,617 --> 01:35:44,786
Tonight. It has to be tonight.
2221
01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:46,871
The Mathalon will be over
by noon tomorrow,
2222
01:35:46,913 --> 01:35:49,165
and I promised I'd be there.
2223
01:35:51,835 --> 01:35:56,089
I will give anyone $5,000 for
their standby slot to Chicago.
2224
01:35:56,131 --> 01:35:59,926
It's illegal. You can't buy
someone else's ticket.
2225
01:35:59,968 --> 01:36:01,553
-You can't?
-COLIN: Kat.
2226
01:36:01,594 --> 01:36:04,264
Did you know it's illegal
to buy someone else's ticket?
2227
01:36:04,305 --> 01:36:06,266
Uh, yeah. Everyone does.
(chuckles)
2228
01:36:06,307 --> 01:36:08,351
Now, I can't get you a plane,
2229
01:36:08,393 --> 01:36:10,562
but we got you
the last available ticket.
2230
01:36:10,603 --> 01:36:11,813
It's in coach.
2231
01:36:11,855 --> 01:36:13,565
-You're a lifesaver.
-Yeah, yeah.
2232
01:36:13,606 --> 01:36:16,026
Tell me that
after you get there, okay?
2233
01:36:16,067 --> 01:36:18,862
So, there's your passport
and some money.
2234
01:36:18,903 --> 01:36:20,905
Go find your answer.
2235
01:36:23,783 --> 01:36:26,369
-Okay.
-Go on.
2236
01:36:26,411 --> 01:36:27,996
Bye.
2237
01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,332
MAN (over intercom):
Ladies and gentlemen, due to
2238
01:36:31,374 --> 01:36:33,043
freezing weather conditions
and some strong headwinds,
2239
01:36:33,084 --> 01:36:35,003
we will be in flight
a little longer than usual,
2240
01:36:35,045 --> 01:36:37,005
but we will get you there
by morning.
2241
01:36:37,047 --> 01:36:38,757
-(passengers groaning)
-Excuse me, miss.
2242
01:36:38,798 --> 01:36:41,301
I'd like to buy champagne
and caviar for the whole flight.
2243
01:36:41,343 --> 01:36:44,012
I'm sorry. We only have
ham wraps, cheese cubes
2244
01:36:44,054 --> 01:36:45,472
and Michelob ULTRA.
2245
01:36:45,513 --> 01:36:48,099
Okay, well, then ham wraps
and Michelob ULTRA.
2246
01:36:48,141 --> 01:36:49,809
(passengers murmuring happily)
2247
01:36:49,851 --> 01:36:52,020
MAN:
What about the cheese cubes?
2248
01:36:52,062 --> 01:36:54,189
Sure.
Cheese cubes, too. Why not?
2249
01:36:54,230 --> 01:36:59,069
Um, also, who wants to sell me
a very heavy winter coat?
2250
01:36:59,110 --> 01:37:00,653
(timer ticking)
2251
01:37:00,695 --> 01:37:04,324
Uh, the answer is nine?
2252
01:37:04,366 --> 01:37:06,534
-(bell dings)
-That answer is correct.
2253
01:37:06,576 --> 01:37:08,745
-(cheering) -This round goes
to the Coolidge Pi-thons.
2254
01:37:08,787 --> 01:37:09,871
Nice, Esther.
2255
01:37:09,913 --> 01:37:11,247
Good job.
2256
01:37:11,289 --> 01:37:13,375
-Go, Esther!
-(cheering continues)
2257
01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:19,381
Where are the people
with the cars?
2258
01:37:19,422 --> 01:37:21,257
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a phone charger?
2259
01:37:21,299 --> 01:37:22,634
-I-I need...
-No. Sorry.
2260
01:37:22,676 --> 01:37:23,760
-PARKER: I do.
-You...
2261
01:37:23,802 --> 01:37:25,845
Colin called me, so...
2262
01:37:25,887 --> 01:37:27,347
Is Charlie here?
2263
01:37:27,389 --> 01:37:29,683
You know, I didn't tell him
I was coming.
2264
01:37:29,724 --> 01:37:32,727
I didn't want to screw with him
on the big day, in case...
2265
01:37:33,687 --> 01:37:36,523
You know, he's not good
with the back-and-forth,
2266
01:37:36,564 --> 01:37:39,943
so I got to ask you, Kat,
are you...
2267
01:37:42,153 --> 01:37:44,489
Is this for real?
2268
01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:47,367
Well, I walked out on Fallon
2269
01:37:47,409 --> 01:37:50,328
to freeze my toes off
in Peoria, so...
2270
01:37:52,455 --> 01:37:54,165
Excellent point.
2271
01:37:54,207 --> 01:37:56,042
I called an Uber.
2272
01:37:56,835 --> 01:37:58,294
47 minutes?
2273
01:37:58,336 --> 01:37:59,671
What?
2274
01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:00,880
We're not gonna make it.
2275
01:38:00,922 --> 01:38:02,340
Didn't they already start?
2276
01:38:02,382 --> 01:38:04,467
Should we hitch a ride?
I don't know what...
2277
01:38:04,509 --> 01:38:07,262
-(tires screeching)
-Wait!
2278
01:38:11,016 --> 01:38:15,061
This woman,
this superstar, this icon,
2279
01:38:15,103 --> 01:38:17,564
has flown in coach in stilettos
2280
01:38:17,605 --> 01:38:20,483
to win back the unlikely
love of her life,
2281
01:38:20,525 --> 01:38:23,903
who, against all odds,
she loves.
2282
01:38:23,945 --> 01:38:25,572
And he loves her.
2283
01:38:25,613 --> 01:38:26,865
He does, right?
2284
01:38:26,906 --> 01:38:28,533
Completely.
2285
01:38:28,575 --> 01:38:32,370
The next thing you say will
forecast not just their future
2286
01:38:32,412 --> 01:38:34,914
but the future of-of anyone
who ever believed
2287
01:38:34,956 --> 01:38:36,750
in the magic of a leap of faith.
2288
01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:39,753
-Look... -She'll give you
a thousand dollars.
2289
01:38:39,794 --> 01:38:42,172
The answer is 15.
2290
01:38:42,213 --> 01:38:43,590
-(bell dings)
-The answer is correct.
2291
01:38:43,631 --> 01:38:45,842
-Five points,
Trinity Numerators. -Yes!
2292
01:38:45,884 --> 01:38:47,260
Yes! Get 'em!
2293
01:38:48,053 --> 01:38:49,262
Congratulations.
2294
01:38:49,304 --> 01:38:50,555
JUDGE:
After a break,
2295
01:38:50,597 --> 01:38:52,640
we're moving
to a sudden-death round
2296
01:38:52,682 --> 01:38:54,267
between the
three-time champions,
2297
01:38:54,309 --> 01:38:56,353
-Trinity Numerators...
-NUMERATORS: Yes!
2298
01:38:56,394 --> 01:38:59,147
...and the first-time finalists,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
2299
01:38:59,189 --> 01:39:01,149
(excited chatter)
2300
01:39:01,191 --> 01:39:02,275
Sudden death.
2301
01:39:02,317 --> 01:39:03,777
-Ooh. Blast off.
-(chuckling)
2302
01:39:03,818 --> 01:39:07,655
First up, Lou Gilbert
for the Coolidge Pi-thons.
2303
01:39:07,697 --> 01:39:09,366
Choker better pray.
2304
01:39:09,407 --> 01:39:11,117
-(laughter)
-Shut up.
2305
01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:13,161
(Manny laughing)
2306
01:39:13,203 --> 01:39:14,746
You laughing at that?
2307
01:39:14,788 --> 01:39:16,456
(sighs) Look...
2308
01:39:16,498 --> 01:39:18,458
I don't want to embarrass you.
2309
01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:20,126
I know that's your daughter.
2310
01:39:20,168 --> 01:39:22,128
-CHARLIE: Yeah?
-MANNY: I saw her last year.
2311
01:39:22,170 --> 01:39:24,005
She's got stage fright.
2312
01:39:24,047 --> 01:39:26,132
My daughter's fine.
2313
01:39:26,174 --> 01:39:28,551
Look, I just think maybe
it would be easier on you
2314
01:39:28,593 --> 01:39:30,845
if you guys
just conceded the title.
2315
01:39:30,887 --> 01:39:32,597
-Concede?
-Mm-hmm.
2316
01:39:32,639 --> 01:39:34,432
-Give you the trophy?
-No.
2317
01:39:34,474 --> 01:39:37,519
It's more like you save
yourself from humiliation.
2318
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:39,229
Huh?
2319
01:39:40,313 --> 01:39:42,857
CHARLIE:
Okay, huddle up. Here we go.
2320
01:39:42,899 --> 01:39:46,444
So, um, Coach Looney Tunes
over there wants to know
2321
01:39:46,486 --> 01:39:48,822
if we just want to concede
and give him the trophy.
2322
01:39:48,863 --> 01:39:50,824
-PI-THONS: No!
-That doesn't even make sense.
2323
01:39:50,865 --> 01:39:52,575
-CHARLIE: Yeah.
-Four in a row, baby.
2324
01:39:52,617 --> 01:39:56,204
How about we go show him
what the Pi-thons are all about?
2325
01:39:56,246 --> 01:39:57,831
PI-THONS:
Yeah!
2326
01:39:57,872 --> 01:39:59,290
(all hissing)
2327
01:39:59,332 --> 01:40:01,167
Lou, you ready for this?
2328
01:40:02,544 --> 01:40:04,379
Watch me.
2329
01:40:05,714 --> 01:40:07,799
* *
2330
01:40:10,385 --> 01:40:11,803
JUDGE:
This next answer will determine
2331
01:40:11,845 --> 01:40:15,140
whether the Coolidge Pi-thons
win the Mathalon.
2332
01:40:15,181 --> 01:40:16,433
Lou Gilbert.
2333
01:40:16,474 --> 01:40:18,351
-Yes, Lou.
-Go, Lou!
2334
01:40:18,393 --> 01:40:21,521
(Pi-Thons murmuring
encouragement, clapping)
2335
01:40:23,064 --> 01:40:25,483
-Come on, Lou. -You got this.
-(encouragement continues)
2336
01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:29,446
-Come on, Lou. You got this.
-PI-THON: Come on, Lou.
2337
01:40:30,405 --> 01:40:33,908
A circle with perimeter eight pi
is inscribed in an ellipse
2338
01:40:33,950 --> 01:40:35,493
whose width is twice its height.
2339
01:40:35,535 --> 01:40:38,455
What is the area of the ellipse
in square units?
2340
01:40:39,539 --> 01:40:41,499
(Pi-thons murmuring
encouragement)
2341
01:40:41,541 --> 01:40:44,502
PI-THON: You know this.
Set your mind to it.
2342
01:40:44,544 --> 01:40:46,463
NUMERATOR (whispers):
She's got it.
2343
01:40:46,504 --> 01:40:48,256
-Yeah, she...
-(makes choking sounds)
2344
01:40:48,298 --> 01:40:51,217
Anyone know a good choke?
2345
01:40:51,259 --> 01:40:52,385
-Hey.
-JUDGE: Quiet, please.
2346
01:40:52,427 --> 01:40:53,845
Please respect the Mathalonians.
2347
01:40:53,887 --> 01:40:56,139
(laughter)
2348
01:40:57,098 --> 01:40:58,767
GIRL:
It's not fair.
2349
01:40:58,808 --> 01:41:00,018
BOY:
Loser!
2350
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:02,604
(laughter continues)
2351
01:41:06,399 --> 01:41:08,193
(camera clicks)
2352
01:41:08,234 --> 01:41:10,070
I tried to protect you
from this.
2353
01:41:10,111 --> 01:41:12,405
-(spectators murmuring)
-Stop it.
2354
01:41:12,447 --> 01:41:14,824
PI-THON:
Stay with us, Lou.
2355
01:41:14,866 --> 01:41:16,368
(mouthing)
2356
01:41:16,409 --> 01:41:17,660
(trembling breaths)
2357
01:41:17,702 --> 01:41:20,413
PI-THON:
Don't let it get in your head!
2358
01:41:20,455 --> 01:41:22,457
CHARLIE:
Lou.
2359
01:41:29,005 --> 01:41:31,174
-What the hell is this?
-(cell phone chimes)
2360
01:41:32,008 --> 01:41:33,802
Oh, my God.
2361
01:41:43,269 --> 01:41:45,188
You guys, it's over here!
2362
01:41:46,356 --> 01:41:47,816
BOY:
Dork!
2363
01:41:47,857 --> 01:41:49,567
PI-THON:
Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea.
2364
01:41:49,609 --> 01:41:51,236
PI-THON 2:
Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert.
2365
01:41:51,277 --> 01:41:52,737
CHARLIE:
Yeah. Yeah.
2366
01:41:52,779 --> 01:41:54,739
-You got it.
-(Pi-thons murmuring)
2367
01:41:55,824 --> 01:41:57,617
CHARLIE:
Come on!
2368
01:42:05,667 --> 01:42:07,836
Come on. Objection.
He's counting.
2369
01:42:07,877 --> 01:42:09,796
He's dancing, you lunatic.
2370
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:12,173
That's Kat Valdez.
2371
01:42:12,215 --> 01:42:14,426
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die.
2372
01:42:15,218 --> 01:42:16,720
CHARLIE:
Come on. Come on.
2373
01:42:16,761 --> 01:42:19,472
(Pi-thons murmuring
encouragement)
2374
01:42:22,183 --> 01:42:24,227
PI-THON:
I believe in you!
2375
01:42:28,189 --> 01:42:29,858
-32 pi!
-(buzzer sounds, bell dings)
2376
01:42:31,526 --> 01:42:33,445
-The answer is correct.
-PI-THONS: Yes!
2377
01:42:33,486 --> 01:42:35,196
But the timer's elapsed.
2378
01:42:35,238 --> 01:42:37,365
The Trinity Numerators retain
their national status.
2379
01:42:37,407 --> 01:42:38,950
-(cheering)
-We'll reconvene
2380
01:42:38,992 --> 01:42:42,162
-in ten minutes for
the awards presentation. -Yeah!
2381
01:42:42,203 --> 01:42:43,580
PI-THON:
Hey, it's okay, Lou.
2382
01:42:43,621 --> 01:42:45,248
NUMERATORS (chanting):
Four years in a row!
2383
01:42:45,290 --> 01:42:47,584
Four years in a row!
Four years in a row!
2384
01:42:47,625 --> 01:42:48,877
Hey. Hey.
2385
01:42:48,918 --> 01:42:51,004
I'm so proud of you.
2386
01:42:51,046 --> 01:42:53,590
-(crying): Dad, I lost again.
-No, it doesn't matter.
2387
01:42:53,631 --> 01:42:56,509
First of all, you got it right.
It was perfect.
2388
01:42:56,551 --> 01:42:58,845
But second of all,
you were just up there.
2389
01:42:58,887 --> 01:43:01,681
You stood up there,
and you were so brave.
2390
01:43:02,515 --> 01:43:03,808
I'm the one who should be crying
2391
01:43:03,850 --> 01:43:06,019
-for the dancing I was doing.
-(laughs)
2392
01:43:06,061 --> 01:43:08,229
-You were great.
-(sobbing)
2393
01:43:09,397 --> 01:43:11,316
Thank you.
2394
01:43:12,650 --> 01:43:15,570
I love you, Dad. (sniffles)
2395
01:43:15,612 --> 01:43:17,781
You were amazing, Lou.
2396
01:43:17,822 --> 01:43:19,282
Really, I mean,
2397
01:43:19,324 --> 01:43:21,659
you took a shot
even though it was scary.
2398
01:43:23,119 --> 01:43:24,746
That's what matters.
2399
01:43:28,083 --> 01:43:30,919
Not everything adds up
the way you think it will.
2400
01:43:33,713 --> 01:43:37,384
You know, they say
if you want something different,
2401
01:43:37,425 --> 01:43:39,844
you have to do
something different.
2402
01:43:40,804 --> 01:43:43,306
What if we're just
too different?
2403
01:43:43,348 --> 01:43:45,892
What if we're not?
2404
01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:01,241
(kids gasping, murmuring)
2405
01:44:01,282 --> 01:44:03,034
(chuckles softly)
2406
01:44:16,464 --> 01:44:18,883
(laughter)
2407
01:44:19,884 --> 01:44:22,470
(mouthing)
2408
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:26,433
I'm fully blacking out
right now.
2409
01:44:26,474 --> 01:44:29,602
-Come on, Mr. G.
-Come on, Mr. G!
2410
01:44:29,644 --> 01:44:31,271
GIRL:
You're leaving her hanging.
2411
01:44:31,312 --> 01:44:32,772
Come on, dude.
2412
01:44:32,814 --> 01:44:34,357
Dad.
2413
01:44:38,153 --> 01:44:41,322
CROWD:
Aw.
2414
01:44:48,079 --> 01:44:50,331
KIDS:
Ew.
2415
01:44:54,461 --> 01:44:56,671
CHARLIE:
Here we go.
2416
01:44:58,048 --> 01:45:00,467
GLEE CLUB:
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
2417
01:45:00,508 --> 01:45:02,802
* Marry me, marry me,
say yes *
2418
01:45:02,844 --> 01:45:04,846
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
2419
01:45:04,888 --> 01:45:06,389
* For the rest, the rest... *
2420
01:45:06,431 --> 01:45:08,016
KAT:
* I never seen forever *
2421
01:45:08,058 --> 01:45:09,434
* Oh, yeah *
2422
01:45:09,476 --> 01:45:11,102
* I never seen forever
in the wild *
2423
01:45:11,144 --> 01:45:14,939
* But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes *
2424
01:45:16,399 --> 01:45:18,109
* Baby, you're my shelter *
2425
01:45:18,151 --> 01:45:20,070
* Shelter from
a broken paradise *
2426
01:45:20,862 --> 01:45:22,322
* I couldn't dream it *
2427
01:45:22,364 --> 01:45:25,367
* Any better if I tried *
2428
01:45:26,534 --> 01:45:27,911
* True love gotta
ring, ring, ring *
2429
01:45:27,952 --> 01:45:29,788
-* Ring, ring *
-* Church bells *
2430
01:45:29,829 --> 01:45:31,456
-* Let 'em ring, ring, ring *
-* Ring, ring *
2431
01:45:31,498 --> 01:45:33,333
* Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing *
2432
01:45:33,375 --> 01:45:35,293
* Tonight, tonight, tonight *
2433
01:45:35,335 --> 01:45:36,503
* Baby *
2434
01:45:36,544 --> 01:45:38,463
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
2435
01:45:38,505 --> 01:45:40,924
* Marry me, marry me,
say yes *
2436
01:45:40,965 --> 01:45:43,134
* Marry me, marry me, say yes *
2437
01:45:43,176 --> 01:45:45,345
* For the rest,
the rest of your life *
2438
01:45:45,387 --> 01:45:46,638
* Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma *
2439
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:48,723
* Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me *
2440
01:45:48,765 --> 01:45:50,642
* Won't you love me, baby? *
2441
01:45:50,684 --> 01:45:52,894
* Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-marry me... *
2442
01:45:52,936 --> 01:45:54,938
-Getting ready.
-Tanky.
2443
01:45:54,979 --> 01:45:57,190
-This is the calm... Oh, gee!
-Oh, no!
2444
01:45:57,232 --> 01:45:59,067
-Tank!
-(laughter)
2445
01:45:59,109 --> 01:46:01,569
-Okay, wait. Slower.
-He doesn't have teeth.
2446
01:46:01,611 --> 01:46:03,196
-Slower. Okay.
-He doesn't...
2447
01:46:03,238 --> 01:46:06,282
* Diamonds and a necklace,
everything else is off *
2448
01:46:06,324 --> 01:46:07,909
Good boy.
2449
01:46:07,951 --> 01:46:09,953
* Now he wanna bet
he can beat me to the bed... *
2450
01:46:09,994 --> 01:46:12,455
So, we met at Jimmy Fallon,
didn't we?
2451
01:46:12,497 --> 01:46:13,915
-Yeah.
-We didn't hook up at Fallon.
2452
01:46:13,957 --> 01:46:15,709
No, we had sex at Burning Man.
2453
01:46:15,750 --> 01:46:16,960
So, Kat made me come
to one of those...
2454
01:46:17,002 --> 01:46:18,461
Um, what are they
called again, babe?
2455
01:46:18,503 --> 01:46:19,629
-It's called a Mathalon, bro.
-Yes!
2456
01:46:19,671 --> 01:46:20,922
Oh, my God, it's so boring.
2457
01:46:20,964 --> 01:46:22,424
And what do you guys
do there again?
2458
01:46:22,465 --> 01:46:23,591
-It's this thing called, um...
-Math.
2459
01:46:23,633 --> 01:46:25,051
-Yes! Oh, my God.
-Yep. Mm-hmm.
2460
01:46:25,093 --> 01:46:26,469
I fell asleep just even
thinking about it, but...
2461
01:46:26,511 --> 01:46:27,846
(laughing):
She did.
2462
01:46:27,887 --> 01:46:30,473
-I-I met my most favorite
person here. -Mm.
2463
01:46:30,515 --> 01:46:32,058
We met at a party
as she was leaving.
2464
01:46:32,100 --> 01:46:33,560
And had I walked out
ten seconds earlier,
2465
01:46:33,601 --> 01:46:35,061
we never would've met.
2466
01:46:35,103 --> 01:46:36,730
And I bet you wish
that was the case sometimes.
2467
01:46:36,771 --> 01:46:39,315
(laughs) Never.
2468
01:46:39,357 --> 01:46:41,109
I had a six-mile radius set,
2469
01:46:41,151 --> 01:46:43,653
and she definitely lived
more than six miles away.
2470
01:46:43,695 --> 01:46:45,655
Well, she wanted
to meet at 4:00 p.m.
2471
01:46:45,697 --> 01:46:47,574
Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?
2472
01:46:47,615 --> 01:46:50,869
When we met,
he was in a unitard.
2473
01:46:50,910 --> 01:46:52,620
She liked what she saw.
2474
01:46:52,662 --> 01:46:54,080
(laughing)
2475
01:46:54,122 --> 01:46:57,375
81 years ago, we were born
in the same hospital
2476
01:46:57,417 --> 01:47:00,378
two days apart, in diapers.
2477
01:47:00,420 --> 01:47:02,756
Here it is 81 years later,
2478
01:47:02,797 --> 01:47:04,758
and we're back in diapers again.
2479
01:47:04,799 --> 01:47:06,926
-Oh, Charlie!
-(both laugh)
2480
01:47:06,968 --> 01:47:09,012
We met on a dating app,
but then,
2481
01:47:09,054 --> 01:47:11,056
uh, he invited me
on the second date,
2482
01:47:11,097 --> 01:47:13,350
um, camping in the woods,
and I was like,
2483
01:47:13,391 --> 01:47:15,060
"That seems unsafe...
2484
01:47:15,101 --> 01:47:17,062
-so I'll go."
-Her friend told her not to go.
2485
01:47:17,103 --> 01:47:19,356
Yeah, but she did,
and it's been five years,
2486
01:47:19,397 --> 01:47:20,940
and she's still alive.
2487
01:47:20,982 --> 01:47:21,983
(both laugh)
2488
01:47:22,025 --> 01:47:23,902
BOTH:
We met at a concert.
2489
01:47:23,943 --> 01:47:25,653
* Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' *
2490
01:47:25,695 --> 01:47:28,073
* I'm falling into you *
2491
01:47:28,114 --> 01:47:30,825
* We're dancing on tabletops *
2492
01:47:30,867 --> 01:47:33,244
* Neighbors calling the cops *
2493
01:47:33,286 --> 01:47:35,580
* When I'm with you,
feels like *
2494
01:47:35,622 --> 01:47:37,874
* Nobody's watching us *
2495
01:47:37,916 --> 01:47:40,460
* We're burning down
all the clocks *
2496
01:47:40,502 --> 01:47:42,837
* Hoping that time will stop *
2497
01:47:42,879 --> 01:47:44,964
* Block out the world tonight *
2498
01:47:45,006 --> 01:47:47,634
* Like nobody's watching us *
2499
01:47:47,676 --> 01:47:49,552
* Nobody's watching us *
2500
01:47:49,594 --> 01:47:51,805
* No, nobody's watching *
2501
01:47:51,846 --> 01:47:53,973
* So come touch my body *
2502
01:47:54,015 --> 01:47:56,851
* No, nobody's watching us *
2503
01:47:56,893 --> 01:47:58,978
* Nobody's watching us *
2504
01:47:59,020 --> 01:48:01,439
* No, nobody's watching *
2505
01:48:01,481 --> 01:48:03,817
* So come touch my body *
2506
01:48:03,858 --> 01:48:06,277
* No, nobody's watching us *
2507
01:48:06,319 --> 01:48:08,321
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
2508
01:48:08,363 --> 01:48:10,740
* Right here by the light
of the moon *
2509
01:48:10,782 --> 01:48:13,702
* Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' *
2510
01:48:13,743 --> 01:48:16,496
* I'm falling into you *
2511
01:48:16,538 --> 01:48:18,832
* We're dancing on tabletops *
2512
01:48:18,873 --> 01:48:21,334
* Neighbors calling the cops *
2513
01:48:21,376 --> 01:48:23,795
* When I'm with you,
feels like *
2514
01:48:23,837 --> 01:48:25,839
* Nobody's watching us *
2515
01:48:25,880 --> 01:48:28,508
* We're burning down
all the clocks *
2516
01:48:28,550 --> 01:48:30,844
* Hoping that time will stop *
2517
01:48:30,885 --> 01:48:33,054
* Block out the world tonight *
2518
01:48:33,096 --> 01:48:35,515
* Like nobody's watching us *
2519
01:48:35,557 --> 01:48:37,559
* Nobody's watching us *
2520
01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:39,811
* No, nobody's watching *
2521
01:48:39,853 --> 01:48:42,105
* So come touch my body *
2522
01:48:42,147 --> 01:48:44,190
* No, nobody's watching us *
2523
01:48:44,232 --> 01:48:47,277
-* No, no, no, no, no *
-* No-no-no, no-no... *
2524
01:48:47,318 --> 01:48:49,446
* No, nobody's watching *
2525
01:48:49,487 --> 01:48:51,823
* So come touch my body *
2526
01:48:51,865 --> 01:48:54,784
* No, nobody's watching us *
2527
01:48:54,826 --> 01:48:57,454
-* Na, na, na. *
-(song ends)
2528
01:48:57,495 --> 01:49:00,248
KAT: * Got ocean views
from ceiling to the floor *
2529
01:49:00,290 --> 01:49:04,419
* Keep a milli by the bed,
a hundred more offshore-ore *
2530
01:49:04,461 --> 01:49:07,255
* Closets full of Louis
and Christian Dior *
2531
01:49:07,297 --> 01:49:10,925
* Picassos and van Goghs
that no one's seen before-ore *
2532
01:49:10,967 --> 01:49:14,429
* Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains *
2533
01:49:14,471 --> 01:49:17,557
* I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is *
2534
01:49:17,599 --> 01:49:19,059
* Every day and night *
2535
01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:21,102
* Live a life
filled with luxury *
2536
01:49:21,144 --> 01:49:23,396
* Don't matter
when you're not with me *
2537
01:49:23,438 --> 01:49:24,689
* Yeah, yeah *
2538
01:49:24,731 --> 01:49:27,275
(Kat singing in Spanish)
2539
01:49:37,660 --> 01:49:39,913
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2540
01:49:47,754 --> 01:49:51,091
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2541
01:49:51,132 --> 01:49:52,967
KAT:
* Is this sentimental *
2542
01:49:53,009 --> 01:49:54,636
* To put all my money
just right where my heart is? *
2543
01:49:54,678 --> 01:49:56,137
* But, baby, you're special *
2544
01:49:56,179 --> 01:49:57,972
* No matter the cost,
I'm-a do it regardless *
2545
01:49:58,014 --> 01:50:01,101
* Let's take a jet, we're
riding out to Puerto Rico *
2546
01:50:01,142 --> 01:50:04,270
* Later we get the yacht,
head to Santo Domingo *
2547
01:50:04,312 --> 01:50:07,857
* And my body, papi,
es tu party *
2548
01:50:07,899 --> 01:50:11,236
* Now I'm flying,
you be the pilot *
2549
01:50:11,277 --> 01:50:14,823
* No questioning our love,
make my best days even better *
2550
01:50:14,864 --> 01:50:17,784
* Long ain't long enough,
I'm looking at forever *
2551
01:50:17,826 --> 01:50:21,246
* Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains *
2552
01:50:21,287 --> 01:50:24,457
* I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is *
2553
01:50:24,499 --> 01:50:25,792
* Every day and night *
2554
01:50:25,834 --> 01:50:27,961
* Live a life
filled with luxury *
2555
01:50:28,003 --> 01:50:30,005
* Don't matter
when you're not with me *
2556
01:50:30,046 --> 01:50:31,464
* Yeah, yeah *
2557
01:50:31,506 --> 01:50:33,758
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2558
01:50:44,352 --> 01:50:46,354
(Kat singing in Spanish)
2559
01:50:54,696 --> 01:50:56,906
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2560
01:50:57,991 --> 01:51:00,201
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2561
01:51:24,267 --> 01:51:26,728
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2562
01:51:31,232 --> 01:51:33,443
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2563
01:51:37,906 --> 01:51:40,116
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2564
01:51:46,081 --> 01:51:48,208
BASTIAN:
* All right, all right *
2565
01:51:52,545 --> 01:51:54,339
* Mamacita. *
2566
01:52:00,595 --> 01:52:00,720
(song fades)
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