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Provided by explosiveskull
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Swipe right but you still
don't match up to me.
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Swipe right, yes you'll
never catch up to me.
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I know I got my flaws, but trust
me they're nothing compared to
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yours, no.
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I've tried but you still
don't match up to me.
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Thank you for the message
but I haven't got the time.
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If you and got time for me.
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Thank you for the flowers
but I've got an allergy.
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I guess that shows
you don't know me.
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Didn't even know there
was a message on the card.
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Did I tell you where I live?
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I'm waiting for someone who
really wants to put me first.
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I've given all I've got to give.
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Swipe right.
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But you still don't
match up to me.
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Swipe right, yes, you'll
never catch up to me.
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I know I've got my flaws,
but trust me they're nothing
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compared to yours, no.
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I've tried but you still
don't match up to me.
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Ayyy Ohhh Ayyy Ayyy Ohhh Ayyy
Ohh Ayy Ayy...
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But you still
don't match up to me.
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First dates are
always so strange,
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I never know how to
get the ball rolling.
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I would like you to tell me
the story of your wines please.
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One is red, one is white,
they are eight bucks a glass,
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the end.
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Four eggs, bacon,
no potatoes, no toast.
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Capeesh?
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Oh yes, I capeesh.
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For the second date we are
just going to go to my gym.
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I would love to train you.
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You know, get those
arms nice and tight.
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Sexy.
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I could show you some
push-ups if you have a moment.
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Oh, I actually already
have a personal trainer.
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But, what about
going to see a movie?
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What is your favorite?
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How about you tell me
a delicious little secret?
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Something that you
have never told anyone?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, once I ate an entire bag
of Oreos on a dare at summer
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camp.
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By delicious, I mean, sexy.
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What is something that you
would only tell a lover?
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Oh, well, I do like
to be tied up, you know.
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With silk ties.
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Well, I do happen
to have one right here.
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When I was a kid I love
Charlie and the chocolate
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factory.
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I love that movie,
are you kidding me?
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Well, the second one.
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The first one was trash.
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The second one?
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I will have a steak,
very, very well done.
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Burn it and soak it in thousand
Island dressing, please.
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Wet.
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Medium rare.
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Perfect.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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No.
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Why is it so hard
to find a good guy?
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Because you're not
looking for a good guy,
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you are looking for
the perfect guy.
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And they don't exist.
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What, I can have a type?
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I mean, everybody has a type.
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Yes, everyone has a type.
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You don't have a type,
you have a gauntlet.
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Here is you, a great guy, right?
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This is him.
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Needs to be hot and sexy.
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You jumped over
that really easy.
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It's because he works
out all the time.
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This is him being
successful and rich.
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So far he's doing great.
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And this is all of the
nitpick crap that you are going
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to come up with to justify
rejecting him anyway.
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Nitpicking?
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Come on.
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What about that guy
who did voiceovers?
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Dennis?
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With the tooth thing?
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It wasn't that noticeable.
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Yes, but it was there.
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It was right there
every time he smiled.
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Okay, what about the guy
that owned that big electronics
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store?
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Oh, Cole, yeah.
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No, he got all the lyrics
wrong and it was so annoying.
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What about that hot and sexy
Latino guy that owned a bar?
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Okay, he made a really weird
sound when he chewed and one of
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his toes was freakishly short.
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That isn't - I can't help that.
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You know the reason why you
keep rejecting these guys has
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nothing to do with them.
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So what should I do?
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Date a guy, string him along,
and then break his heart
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eventually?
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Tell me how that's better.
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You are an amazing,
smart, beautiful,
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woman who deserves a great guy.
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But the universe keeps sending
them to you and you keep
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returning them.
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Eventually, it's
going to be too late.
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What is so funny?
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You don't want to know.
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So clicky.
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I still love you both,
just a little bit less.
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Oh, how is your date with
Mr. cargo shorts, Miles?
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It went exactly how I
thought it was going to go.
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I almost fell asleep
in my tiramisu.
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It was so boring.
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That's too bad.
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He was so cute.
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I know, but you have to be
this cutesy goeth cargo shorts,
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honey.
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How did he take it?
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The usual way.
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You still slept with him?
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A lady never tells.
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A toast to somebody who just
secured the star front on
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Melrose that they have
been stocking for a year.
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Oh my God, you
are a rockstar.
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We start construction next
month and I just got a shipment
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of the most beautiful fabric
the world has ever seen.
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Do you want to see the new one?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Bam.
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Llamas.
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Alpacas.
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Llamas are so 2018.
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Of course Donna by design
will be doing the grand opening.
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Of course.
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What if we have
actual alpacas there?
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And then we make gift
bags out of your material?
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Do alpacas spit?
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I think that's camels.
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Alpacas do spit but
not the ones you ride.
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They are chill, they
will do selfies.
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Hi, baby.
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Do you want corn, potatoes,
and fried chicken tonight?
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Surprise me.
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Paul is so insanely hot.
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Just your average gourmet
chef bodybuilder who can't keep
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his hands off me.
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His arms are ridiculous.
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You know how the elevator in
our building is from the 1800s,
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literally anytime it's not
working he just carries me up
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the stairs.
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It's so romantic.
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Speaking of romantic, did
you enjoy your little sleepover?
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Did we?
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You spent the night?
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Try to keep up.
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It was fine.
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Until -
Here it comes.
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You guys, he
wears tighty whities?
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It's like having
sex with my dad.
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Your dad wears boxer briefs.
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What?
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I accidentally saw him changing
during one of your pool parties
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in middle school.
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Ew.
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He was packing heat.
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Stop, oh my God.
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This is ridiculous, give me
that I'm going to pick the
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next one and I dare you to
find something wrong with him.
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Okay, major agency gorgeous
6'1" and I know he doesn't wear
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tighty whities, because here is
a picture of him looking fine
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and a pair of $165
Derrick Rose boxers.
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Bam.
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Bald.
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So?
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I don't find bald guys sexy.
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I never have, I can't get
past the home Mr. clean thing.
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Mr. clean is freaking hot.
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And you know his
house would be spotless.
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That's strange.
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They are saying that that whole
virus thing is crazy contagious.
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Like, it could end
up being a pandemic.
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The news is so extra.
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Always exaggerating.
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Delivery.
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Okay, thanks.
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All right, mask on.
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Oh, oh my gosh I am so sorry.
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I thought that you were done.
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I am almost done.
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I'm sorry, I know that that
wasn't six feet but I want you
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to know that
I have not left my -
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I better.
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Since lockdown started.
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I have not had close physical
contact with anyone else,
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like in a long time.
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Like even before the virus.
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Oh, that's sad.
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No, I mean I have friends.
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Going dates.
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But, I just don't have anybody,
what I'm saying is I'm totally
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safe.
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Oh, can I go now?
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Of course.
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Of course.
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I will wait until you are done.
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All right.
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Okay, instead of starting
with our usual quiz to loosen
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everyone up, I thought we
might try something else.
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A new what is your
Princess game.
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I sent a link.
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Claire, you go first.
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If I don't get snow white,
this stupid thing is broken.
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Cinderella, so basic.
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Brian, there is something
wrong with your camera,
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we can't see you.
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Sorry, Tony, it's been
one of those mornings.
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You know, like, every morning
until the end of time,
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apparently.
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Dad, I need a computer for
zoom class and Devon is using it
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to play Minecraft.
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He said I could do
Minecraft for my naptime.
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Excuse me for one moment.
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Dad is working, now although I
am in the shower I am at work.
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From what I'm seeing
down here, Devon,
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you've got two
options young man.
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Either you learn how to wipe the
toilet seat and get the pee off
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of it or learn how to be
a man and hit the can.
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Do I make myself clear, sir?
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Sorry, I was just helping
the kids with their homework.
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Where were we?
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The princess thing.
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Wait, Mulan isn't a princess?
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She is a warrior.
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Vanessa.
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Yeah, snow white.
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Great.
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Okay, right.
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Whatever.
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Can we start, please?
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I have a client with a ton of
questionable's on his Google
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results.
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Can we take a look
at Greg Swanton?
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What a creep, did you see
his Snapchat profile pic?
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He didn't even pay the
nursing home his own mother or
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daddy.
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It gets worse, there's a ton
of nasty reviews on Amazon and
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he had so many anti-immigrant
tweets his housekeepers quit.
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That wasn't
because of the tweets.
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They sued him for
sexual harassment.
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I'm going to have to write a
ton of content to push this past
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the first two pages.
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Vanessa-
I'm at work.
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Well, I would tell you to
call me back later but I'm about
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to have a heart
attack from stress.
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So don't worry about it.
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I want a simple memorial, Cardi
B should do something from her
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first album.
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00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,190
I want to be buried in that gray
suit with a collar and I want my
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ashes scattered in Fred Segal.
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Okay, everybody relax.
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Relax?
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The bank is going to foreclose
on my store if I don't come up
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with some payments.
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I'm sure that everyone is
going to start buying stuff
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again soon.
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00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,505
And one is that,
a year from now?
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I will be living
in a box by then.
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Luckily, I have a ton to choose
I sold one shirt in the last
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week and I'm pretty sure the
guys just going to use as toilet
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paper.
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We are just wondering what is
so funny about this client being
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wrongfully accused of
strangling a sex worker?
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Okay, the Nobel Prize
for blank goes to blank.
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Whining, the whole Internet.
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Hey, babe, can you pick me
up my prescription before they
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close?
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00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,185
Sure.
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Do you have masks,
gloves, sanitizer?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Get in, get the prescription,
and get out, no browsing.
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And have a wet wipe ready
to touch the door handle.
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00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:07,834
Aye, aye captain.
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See you guys.
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You are fun.
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00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,244
Okay, see know how my
birthday is only eight months
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00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,846
away?
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00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,382
Yes, everyone knows.
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00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,915
Yes, we all know.
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00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,418
Will you please get help,
get help right away.
291
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:28,121
So I think Paul is planning
something big, like really big.
292
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,157
Like getting down
on one knee big.
293
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,092
Well, seems like a weird time
for a protest but I'm down for
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the cause.
295
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,228
Seriously?
296
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,463
What makes you think that?
297
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:39,566
He is being super
cagey about the specifics.
298
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,970
Maybe it's because it's
literally eight months away.
299
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,607
All I do is plan
other people's big days.
300
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,276
Now it's finally my turn.
301
00:16:50,311 --> 00:16:54,180
Or, at least it will be once
this stupid virus is gone.
302
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,950
Wait, check him out.
303
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,621
I would kill for
all of that hair.
304
00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:04,290
No jury in the world
would convict me.
305
00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:05,592
It's a match.
306
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:10,196
He said he now has day
pajamas and night pajamas.
307
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,132
I'm going to go talk to him.
308
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,437
Don't hang up, you're
not doing anything.
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00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,243
Hi.
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00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,013
Hi.
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00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,915
Okay, Miss gorgeous, what are
you doing on this lame ass
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00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,250
dating app?
313
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,554
Oh, you know, just looking
for a little fun while my
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00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:36,089
husband is on a sold-out tour
with his Grammy award-winning
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00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,257
band.
316
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,493
Is it Bono?
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00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,362
It is Bono, isn't it?
318
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,062
I can't tell you that.
319
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,465
But yes, it is Bono.
320
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,334
Wow, that is impressive.
321
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:50,571
My wife is a supermodel two
PhD's so I certainly would know.
322
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:58,277
It is so weird, isn't it?
323
00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:00,146
I have watched every video
on the Internet and I mean,
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00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,949
every single one.
325
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,951
I haven't worn
a bra in weeks.
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00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,521
Me neither.
327
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,989
I went to get something out
of my purse yesterday and I was
328
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,059
like, oh my God, that's right,
we used to have purses.
329
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,929
I'm pretty sure my
shoes think I died.
330
00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:22,503
It just happened
so fast, didn't it?
331
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,103
I remember when they told us
to sing happy birthday while we
332
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:29,476
washed our hands
and I was like okay.
333
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:32,211
Seems like a million years ago.
334
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:38,184
So, do you want to take this
to the next level and face time?
335
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,687
Slow down there, we just met.
336
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:42,523
Sure.
337
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,191
Why not?
338
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:45,958
Okay.
339
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,023
Is Brandon there?
340
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,626
Yes, let me get him for you.
341
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,366
Ta-da.
342
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,268
Oh, it's you.
343
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:33,540
It's just, your profile pic you
looked a lot -
344
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,542
Younger and with more hair.
345
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:38,712
Yes, they are not the most
recent photos but they are all
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00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,781
me.
347
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:43,584
Got you.
348
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,719
But I did lie
about something.
349
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,119
Okay.
350
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,790
Yes, I don't have
day and night pajamas.
351
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:56,797
What I have are inside
and outside pajamas.
352
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,766
And those are?
353
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,968
Well, these are outside
pajamas, of course.
354
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,603
What kind of Neanderthal would
meet a lady in his inside
355
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,805
pajamas?
356
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:08,174
Well, at least you have
a nice place to quarantine.
357
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,744
That fireplace is huge.
358
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,481
Yes, but it's not how big
it is, it's how you use it.
359
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,053
So, what do you do?
360
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,589
What do I do?
361
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:27,394
I help rich people manage their
time so that they can make even
362
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,263
more money.
363
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,499
A consultant.
364
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,800
Hello.
365
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,503
Yes, hello.
366
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:38,338
My God, who is this?
367
00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,642
This is countryside Windsor
Bell of Northampton acres.
368
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,709
Your kidding me.
369
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,411
I wish that I was.
370
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,179
I did not name her she
is a show champion.
371
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,549
But I call her Steve.
372
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,751
Say hello, Steve.
373
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:53,152
Poor princess,
that's terrible.
374
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,856
She's adorable so she
gets away with murder.
375
00:20:55,889 --> 00:21:01,093
Which, I'm sure
you can relate to.
376
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,431
Brandon - You are
killing my game here,
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00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,833
Steve I was seriously
crushing this.
378
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,535
Look, you're a great guy.
379
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,304
Great, I will meet you at
City Hall in an hour and we can
380
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:13,072
tie the knot.
381
00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:16,577
No, I get it.
382
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,479
You are out of my league.
383
00:21:19,513 --> 00:21:21,648
What, I didn't say that.
384
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:23,350
Didn't you?
385
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,787
I'm really sorry.
386
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,823
Yeah, look, I know I
should've put up a more recent
387
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,859
photo.
388
00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:35,629
I also know how the world works.
389
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,332
And for the first
time in my life,
390
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:43,269
I feel like I'm
running out of time.
391
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,238
It turns out a global
pandemic can cause a lot of
392
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,542
soul-searching, who knew?
393
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,210
Maybe there is a multi-verse out
there where your insides matter
394
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,647
more than your outsides.
395
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,716
And if there is, I
will meet you there.
396
00:21:55,749 --> 00:22:01,722
But, until then I'm sorry
that I wasted your time.
397
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,457
Say goodbye to the
nice lady, Steve.
398
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,224
Goodbye.
399
00:22:05,926 --> 00:22:08,194
Wait.
400
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,730
How do you like your steak?
401
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,297
My steak?
402
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,900
Like literally or is this
some kind of a sex thing?
403
00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:16,370
No, literally.
404
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,204
Medium.
405
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,340
Usually I just leave
it up to the chef.
406
00:22:20,374 --> 00:22:21,608
Nothing weird on top?
407
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:24,911
Is steak sauce weird?
408
00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:29,449
Okay, if you had to choose
the original Charlie and the
409
00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:31,918
chocolate factory or
the Tim Burton remake?
410
00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:33,820
You are not seriously
asking me that.
411
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,489
I am.
412
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,524
Okay, if aliens were given
that remake to decide whether or
413
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,760
not to keep us
alive as a species,
414
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,862
they would instantly
vaporize us.
415
00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:44,398
And, they should.
416
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,432
Right, Steve?
417
00:22:48,969 --> 00:22:50,904
Dogs or cats?
418
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:56,576
I'm actually allergic to cats
but I love them so much am going
419
00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:59,379
to pick them anyway.
420
00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,448
Sorry, Steve.
421
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:05,786
She's already stormed off
to file a complaint with HR.
422
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:08,655
My mistake, it is time
for the morning walkies.
423
00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:11,358
Crap, I forgot
what time is it?
424
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,927
It is 8:52 AM.
425
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,429
I have to be at
work in eight minutes.
426
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:16,663
Quick get in the shower.
427
00:23:16,697 --> 00:23:19,866
Where are my shoes?
428
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:23,737
But seriously, I do have to go
and look semi-human for work.
429
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,939
This was really nice.
430
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,241
Yes, it certainly was.
431
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,744
Can I call you later?
432
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:31,978
Sure.
433
00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:33,647
I will be done around 2:00 PM.
434
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:38,385
2:00 PM will not work, I will
be placing my empty pizza box on
435
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,252
top of my trash pile.
436
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,755
How is 3:00 PM
437
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,324
No, I'm sorry,
that's not going to work because
438
00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,259
I'm going be holding my hair
like this to see if bangs would
439
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,829
work at 3:00 PM.
440
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,898
Well, this
just isn't going to work out.
441
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:53,967
Oh, no, I guess not.
442
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,402
It was nice meeting you, though.
443
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,002
Stay safe.
444
00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:57,537
Jinx.
445
00:23:57,571 --> 00:24:00,507
Now I have to call you
so that you can un-jinx me.
446
00:24:03,477 --> 00:24:04,578
You hang up first.
447
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:08,615
You hang up first.
448
00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:12,886
Anyone else have anything?
449
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:17,991
I need an article
about 90s TV shows.
450
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,626
Vanessa, why don't you do it?
451
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,595
You grew up watching them.
452
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,730
I'm only nine
years older than you.
453
00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:25,332
10.
454
00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:27,334
Whatevs.
455
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:31,705
See, that's something old
people say like lit, or fam,
456
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,508
or Facebook.
457
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:38,311
Okay, before we say goodbye,
let's just go around and do one
458
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:39,513
quick - >>
459
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:46,553
My modem is
freezing let me call you back.
460
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,955
Miles, I know we
talked about this.
461
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,858
I am a carbon-based life form
this is how we processed waste.
462
00:24:51,892 --> 00:24:53,059
It's disgusting.
463
00:24:53,093 --> 00:24:54,394
Everybody poops, Donna.
464
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:56,763
I read in a book.
465
00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:58,098
Would you just call us
back when you are done?
466
00:24:58,131 --> 00:25:00,567
Wait.
467
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,035
I'm done.
468
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:07,741
Oh, God.
469
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,914
That was not 20 seconds.
470
00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:16,883
I am in my own home
Donatello what am I touching?
471
00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:19,786
Everything.
472
00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:25,592
I am so sorry, excuse me.
473
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,994
I'm just a little tired for
my all-nighter last night.
474
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:32,365
You cybered with Mr.
gray hair last night?
475
00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:33,800
Yes.
476
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:37,437
His name is Brandon,
and to be honest,
477
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,573
those pics were like from 20
pounds in 2 inches of hairline
478
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:40,841
ago.
479
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,843
I knew it, that was
the hair of the gods.
480
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,544
Wait, I'm confused.
481
00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:48,582
It took you all night to tell
him never to contact you again?
482
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,952
Brutal.
483
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,153
No.
484
00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:57,023
We actually spent all night
getting to know each other.
485
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,525
I never met anyone like him.
486
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,528
But - There is no but.
487
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,463
There's always a but.
488
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,432
Not this time.
489
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:10,670
He is funny, he is sweet, smart,
and you know he also has an
490
00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:13,006
insane home in the
Hollywood Hills.
491
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,575
Okay, so you're not attracted
to him you are attracted to his
492
00:26:15,609 --> 00:26:17,110
house.
493
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,178
Hey, that's not fair.
494
00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:20,080
She is attracted
to his job also.
495
00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:23,183
Yes, he's successful.
496
00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:24,618
But he's also not my type so I
feel like those things cancel
497
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,453
each other out.
498
00:26:26,486 --> 00:26:31,691
That isn't how love
works, it isn't antimatter.
499
00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:33,193
Isn't it?
500
00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:34,928
We trade the imperfections we
can't live with for the ones
501
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:35,962
that we can.
502
00:26:35,996 --> 00:26:38,632
Plus, you guys knew me before.
503
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:42,002
You know how hard I have worked
to really get to like who I am
504
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,603
today.
505
00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:47,007
Yes, you were fluffier and
your skin was interesting.
506
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,910
But you are still the
same person on the inside.
507
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:54,180
People love to say
that but it's not true.
508
00:26:54,214 --> 00:26:56,049
You know, when you live in a
world where your outside is more
509
00:26:56,082 --> 00:27:01,488
important than the inside,
it changes your inside.
510
00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,723
Not for the good.
511
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:05,959
How much do you even
know about this guy?
512
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,794
Have you run him through
your scrub me program?
513
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,863
No, not yet.
514
00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,097
But I'm going to get his last
name at dinner tonight and then
515
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:16,169
going deep, Instagram, Snapchat,
Facebook, background check.
516
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,004
If this guy has so much as an
unpaid parking ticket I'm going
517
00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:19,606
to find it.
518
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:21,041
Or, hear me out.
519
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:24,177
You could just trust
that he's a good guy.
520
00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:30,583
Yeah because insane, psycho,
stalkers usually put that right
521
00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:32,819
in their profile.
522
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,755
That reminds me, I need
to see via MySpace page.
523
00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:38,792
What, you have nothing
in your digital profile?
524
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,561
Of course I do, which
is exactly why I hit it.
525
00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,196
Try to keep up.
526
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,699
I'm all for the background
check but the other stuff,
527
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:50,537
if you like him, you like him.
528
00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:53,006
Wait.
529
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:53,907
What time is it?
530
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,576
I have to go shave
my legs for tonight.
531
00:27:56,609 --> 00:27:58,945
We are having our
first real dinner date.
532
00:27:58,979 --> 00:28:01,181
No guy wants to find out
the girl he's talking to is
533
00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:02,248
half yeti.
534
00:28:02,282 --> 00:28:03,917
Donna, will you stay on?
535
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,052
I want us to watch
housewives together.
536
00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:08,788
I have to go do
something first.
537
00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:09,357
What?
538
00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:10,190
Just take me with you.
539
00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,058
No.
540
00:28:12,092 --> 00:28:13,994
Wait?
541
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,695
Are you pooping?
542
00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:16,963
Girls don't poop.
543
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:18,665
Yes you do.
544
00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:21,101
No, actually we don't, ever.
545
00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:24,704
Siri, do girls poop?
546
00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:26,606
Girls do poop,
here are some videos.
547
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:29,709
No, God no.
548
00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:45,025
Now, listen, this is a
very important night for me,
549
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,126
don't you mess it up.
550
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:48,094
Okay?
551
00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:51,865
High five.
552
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,046
Fine, here.
553
00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:08,681
I'm a little bit nervous, okay.
554
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:11,851
Okay.
555
00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:15,922
I told you no teeth.
556
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,891
Hello.
557
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,294
Wow, you look ravishing.
558
00:29:21,328 --> 00:29:23,963
This old thing.
559
00:29:23,997 --> 00:29:25,598
I've had it forever.
560
00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:27,801
You look quite
handsome yourself.
561
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,370
Well, thank you.
562
00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:33,840
Actually, since it is our first
date, I decided to wear pants.
563
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,608
Wow.
564
00:29:35,642 --> 00:29:37,210
And shoes.
565
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:38,611
I remember those.
566
00:29:38,645 --> 00:29:41,781
Yes, it was a very
emotional reunion.
567
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:48,254
So, Brandon, what
is your last name?
568
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,756
It is Donaldson.
569
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,291
What is yours?
570
00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:53,026
McConnell.
571
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,861
I have been talking to you
for like eight hours today and I
572
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,197
never asked you what
you do for a living.
573
00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:00,633
Well, first of all,
it was 10 and secondly,
574
00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,735
I work for a company that
suppresses negative Internet
575
00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:04,871
results on Google.
576
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,873
Basically, we write original
content to push the stuff that
577
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:10,344
people don't want you to
see to the third page.
578
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:11,978
You know, you could just
click past the first two pages
579
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,646
of a Google search and go
straight to the third page,
580
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,647
right?
581
00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:16,950
What?
582
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,718
Hold on, I have to
write this down.
583
00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:20,053
I'm calling my boss.
584
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:23,123
You have just blown this
whole operation wide open.
585
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:27,727
I'm sorry had
to come from me.
586
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,762
To lock down.
587
00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:31,764
To lock down.
588
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,873
Wow.
589
00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,308
What?
590
00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:45,078
It's just, I keep having
these moments where I realize
591
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,315
certain things are
just not forever.
592
00:30:48,349 --> 00:30:52,785
Like, posting.
593
00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:56,222
Jesus, you are right.
594
00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:58,191
I mean we used to touch our
glasses together and then drink
595
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,726
from them.
596
00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:02,028
We used to blow candles
out on birthday cakes,
597
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:06,833
sliced them up and then
distribute them to children.
598
00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:14,841
So, I go into the boys bathroom
and I line up a ton of toilet
599
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:17,143
paper and I shove
into both nostrils.
600
00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:18,845
Oh, no.
601
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,715
And I'm praying, please let
me get past the next few hours
602
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:27,421
of second-grade and no one will
know that I have a bloody nose.
603
00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:29,923
Oh, yes, full proof plan.
604
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:31,425
Thank you.
605
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:34,260
All right, so, it's the end
of school and I dart across the
606
00:31:34,294 --> 00:31:36,430
playground.
607
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:39,032
I'm thinking that
I'm getting there.
608
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:42,735
Then, there is a line of
pre-k kids walking so slowly,
609
00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:44,270
with the rope and everything.
610
00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:47,807
I feel the surge coming
but I get past them.
611
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:52,745
For some reason, I turn and then
blood just splurging out of both
612
00:31:52,779 --> 00:31:53,846
nostrils.
613
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,982
No.
614
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,117
It's like at the end of the
Texas chainsaw massacre in the
615
00:31:58,151 --> 00:32:04,224
elevator scene in the shining
had a baby - and from that point
616
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:10,497
until the end of the 12th grade
I was known as bloody Mary.
617
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,303
Wow.
618
00:32:16,337 --> 00:32:18,305
That beats mine for sure.
619
00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:20,907
I told you that
mine was worse.
620
00:32:22,842 --> 00:32:24,445
What time is it?
621
00:32:24,478 --> 00:32:30,551
It's like 3 AM, I think.
I've got to go to bed.
622
00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:31,452
Okay.
623
00:32:31,485 --> 00:32:33,987
Good night, V.
624
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:36,189
Is it okay that I called you, V?
625
00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:41,227
Yeah, sure.
626
00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:45,198
My best friends call me that.
627
00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:47,166
Good night.
628
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,236
Bloody Mary.
629
00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:52,272
I will come for you.
630
00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:57,311
Look at my new mask.
631
00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:58,445
It's cute.
632
00:32:58,479 --> 00:32:59,979
Are those little dogs?
633
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:03,049
No, they are dicks.
634
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,586
That way if anybody is like why
are there dicks on your mask?
635
00:33:05,619 --> 00:33:08,021
I can tell them, if you can
tell that they are dicks you are
636
00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:09,390
standing too close.
637
00:33:09,423 --> 00:33:11,991
Six feet apart mother fucker.
638
00:33:12,025 --> 00:33:13,293
Brilliant.
639
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:15,128
Dick mask, yes.
640
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,498
Let me take two of them.
641
00:33:17,531 --> 00:33:19,466
I made out of the T-shirt
fabric I just sold 45,
642
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,235
no I'm sorry 49
people ordered them.
643
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,570
Do you know what this means?
644
00:33:23,604 --> 00:33:25,406
I am at the forefront.
645
00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:27,940
I'm going to be a
titan of industry.
646
00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:29,876
So, did you
get his last name?
647
00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:32,979
Yes, I did.
648
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:33,846
Well?
649
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,550
Don't keep us waiting,
how bad is it?
650
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,851
I haven't looked them up yet.
651
00:33:38,885 --> 00:33:41,287
I was going to and then
I thought, you know,
652
00:33:41,322 --> 00:33:46,092
I have over analyzed every
relationship that I've ever had.
653
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,529
What if I just trust it?
654
00:33:48,562 --> 00:33:50,364
Maybe Miles was right?
655
00:33:50,397 --> 00:33:52,433
I'm sorry, I was looking at
my phone and then I heard maybe
656
00:33:52,466 --> 00:33:54,233
Miles is right, so I'm back.
657
00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:57,103
Okay, Brandon is going to
be joining us in a minute and I
658
00:33:57,136 --> 00:34:00,574
want to go over some ground
rules, no being psycho,
659
00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:03,444
no embarrassing stories
from when we were kids.
660
00:34:03,477 --> 00:34:04,545
What about CVS?
661
00:34:04,578 --> 00:34:06,145
Especially CVS.
662
00:34:06,179 --> 00:34:08,582
I promise nothing.
663
00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:11,250
You guys, I think I
really like this guy,
664
00:34:11,284 --> 00:34:14,921
don't screw it up for me, okay?
665
00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:23,930
Vanessa got caught
shoplifting tampons from CVS and
666
00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:25,998
peed her pants.
667
00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:30,637
I mean, hi, I'm Donna.
668
00:34:30,671 --> 00:34:33,474
Did I do that wrong?
669
00:34:33,507 --> 00:34:36,510
Going to murder you.
670
00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:39,513
Hi, everyone.
671
00:34:39,546 --> 00:34:42,583
It's nice to meet you guys.
672
00:34:42,616 --> 00:34:46,085
Hi, I would like to offer my
condolences on the loss of your
673
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,655
hair.
674
00:34:48,689 --> 00:34:49,989
Brandon I am so sorry.
675
00:34:50,022 --> 00:34:51,525
No, that's okay.
676
00:34:51,558 --> 00:34:53,226
Now, when your hair
was still with us,
677
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,597
what kind of
product did you use?
678
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:57,398
Well, this was fun, guys.
679
00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,998
Goodbye.
680
00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,534
No, it's fine.
681
00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,503
Don't worry,
we are not crazy.
682
00:35:02,536 --> 00:35:04,937
Not at all, boxers or briefs?
683
00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:07,508
Mankinis.
684
00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,443
Classic Pisces.
685
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:10,644
Actually, I'm a Leo.
686
00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,546
Yes, but with the
Gemini rising a bit.
687
00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:14,314
Donna, what the
hell you talking about?
688
00:35:14,348 --> 00:35:16,015
You don't know anything
about astrology.
689
00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:18,552
Classic Pisces.
690
00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:20,454
Okay, what sign
comes after Pisces?
691
00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,523
Pikachu.
692
00:35:22,556 --> 00:35:25,291
Guys, you are being psycho.
693
00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:28,429
A little psycho but it
shows that they care about you,
694
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:33,299
I can understand because
you are kind of wonderful.
695
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,403
Awe.
696
00:35:36,437 --> 00:35:39,138
Fun fact Ted Bundy was one of
the most charming guys you would
697
00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:41,240
ever meet.
698
00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:43,343
That fact is not fun.
699
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:46,179
Okay, I will
make you to a deal.
700
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,315
Once there is a vaccine I
promise to let you know if I
701
00:35:48,348 --> 00:35:51,150
follow through with my
plan to murder Vanessa,
702
00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:54,120
cut her into little pieces
that I scatter in trash cans,
703
00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:56,457
based on an Excel chart that I
put together with the LA County
704
00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:58,024
trash collection system.
705
00:35:58,057 --> 00:36:00,193
Deal?
706
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,462
Deal.
707
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,162
Deal.
708
00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:06,567
So, what you guys going to
do for your first real date?
709
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,535
You mean, like in person?
710
00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:13,307
Well, I hadn't really
thought about that.
711
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,209
I mean, I want us to
be safe, obviously.
712
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,277
All of the
restaurants are closed.
713
00:36:18,312 --> 00:36:19,780
What about the Swan boats?
714
00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:22,382
At the park late, it is outside,
you can be 6 feet apart and you
715
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,585
can wear your masks.
716
00:36:24,618 --> 00:36:29,155
Yes, I want the first time
that we meet to be special.
717
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,325
You know?
718
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:34,361
I don't have to wear a mask or
- I certainly don't be 6 feet
719
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:37,698
away.
720
00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:40,801
Okay, well,
what if we waited?
721
00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:43,604
What if we pick a date way
down the line and if there is a
722
00:36:43,637 --> 00:36:46,673
vaccine by then, we can meet.
723
00:36:46,707 --> 00:36:48,408
I've got it, Halloween.
724
00:36:48,442 --> 00:36:51,311
Could you come up with
a less romantic holiday?
725
00:36:51,345 --> 00:36:52,346
Plus, there's no way that
there's going to be a vaccine
726
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:55,415
by then, what about Christmas?
727
00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:57,116
You can unwrap each other.
728
00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:57,818
Ew.
729
00:36:57,851 --> 00:37:00,521
What you mean, that's sexy.
730
00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:03,457
What about Valentine's Day?
731
00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:04,691
That's nine months away.
732
00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:07,828
But is it romantic enough?
733
00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:09,396
Good point.
734
00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:12,064
Valentine's Day it is.
735
00:37:12,098 --> 00:37:15,268
Now, I heard that you all think
you are pretty good at cards
736
00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:17,404
with friends.
737
00:37:17,437 --> 00:37:20,841
Pretty good, I
will annihilate you.
738
00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:23,477
It was my major in college.
739
00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:25,712
I warned you,
they are fierce.
740
00:37:25,746 --> 00:37:28,147
Bring it on.
741
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:31,318
Okay, you are ready, the next
one is: for his self produced
742
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:35,756
album Mark Zuckerberg
wraps to the sounds of -
743
00:37:51,538 --> 00:37:57,209
My mom.
744
00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:01,147
Hey, guys, Donna
by design here.
745
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:03,850
I'm going to teach you how to
make a homemade face on mask
746
00:38:03,884 --> 00:38:06,453
with stuff you already have
in your kitchen pair just mix
747
00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:11,525
mashed bananas, yogurt, and
honey, and apply to your face.
748
00:38:12,526 --> 00:38:14,828
Wait 15 minutes before rinsing
off and you will have skin
749
00:38:14,861 --> 00:38:18,365
smoother than a babies butt.
750
00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:21,368
Well, we are officially in
lockdown which means people are
751
00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,804
staying at home and only
interacting with those inside of
752
00:38:23,837 --> 00:38:25,439
their social bubble.
753
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:28,508
Or, if you are single
like me, your cats.
754
00:38:30,209 --> 00:38:32,479
Many people have expanded
their bubbles to include
755
00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:34,514
extended family members.
756
00:38:34,548 --> 00:38:36,883
We have just moved my
mother-in-law in with us and I'm
757
00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:40,354
looking forward to all getting
to spending a lot of quality
758
00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:43,590
time together.
759
00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:52,566
Delivery.
760
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:55,469
Thanks, you can
just leave it there.
761
00:38:55,502 --> 00:38:58,505
By the way left some
snacks outside for you.
762
00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:00,741
Oh, thanks!
763
00:39:00,774 --> 00:39:03,543
I coughed on all of them.
764
00:39:03,577 --> 00:39:04,945
Kidding.
765
00:39:04,978 --> 00:39:07,414
A little joke to get us
through this crazy time,
766
00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:11,283
you know what I mean.
767
00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:19,860
Never have I ever
drunk texted an ex.
768
00:39:19,893 --> 00:39:22,329
Vanessa.
769
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:24,431
Lies.
770
00:39:25,399 --> 00:39:27,334
So, I guess you're forgetting
all about Mitchell and me having
771
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,404
to go into the men's room with
him to accidentally bump his
772
00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:32,673
phone into the toilet?
773
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:36,208
Do you know how many guy codes
I had to break to do that?
774
00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:36,910
Wait?
775
00:39:36,943 --> 00:39:38,412
You actually made him do that?
776
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:41,381
Begged me, crying.
777
00:39:41,415 --> 00:39:44,851
And it wasn't just a text.
778
00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:47,521
Okay, next round.
779
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:49,589
No, no, I want to know
what did you send him?
780
00:39:49,623 --> 00:39:55,696
Look at this photograph.
781
00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,331
I can't say I'm in shock
because Vanessa sent me a bunch
782
00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,900
of pics on our first night.
783
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:02,536
Brandon.
784
00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:04,971
I was very disturbed although
my friends are quite happy since
785
00:40:05,005 --> 00:40:08,375
they all used them as
their screensavers.
786
00:40:14,014 --> 00:40:16,516
He is a keeper.
787
00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:18,385
Hey, guys, Donna by design.
788
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:19,486
If you are like me you
struggling with your oily
789
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:20,520
T-zone.
790
00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:24,558
Puréeing cucumber, lemon,
mint, and egg white.
791
00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:33,033
You can spread it,
smells like a spa day.
792
00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:35,702
Well, it is 4 July and
with it comes restrictions on
793
00:40:35,736 --> 00:40:38,405
gatherings of more
than 10 people.
794
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:41,374
The usual barbecues
are canceled.
795
00:40:41,408 --> 00:40:44,478
Which is actually a relief to
people who are tired of being
796
00:40:44,511 --> 00:40:51,852
asked at every family function
why they don't have kids yet.
797
00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:56,923
I would be making my famous
ribs like I do every year,
798
00:40:56,957 --> 00:41:01,628
but this year my mother-in-law
wants turkey burgers.
799
00:41:01,661 --> 00:41:05,031
So, we are having
turkey burgers.
800
00:41:05,065 --> 00:41:07,868
It's fine.
801
00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:13,440
Hi.
802
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,308
Hey.
803
00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:17,310
Oh, quite the little
sweatshop you've got going on
804
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:18,378
over there.
805
00:41:18,411 --> 00:41:19,412
Literally.
806
00:41:19,446 --> 00:41:20,881
Can you turn up the AC?
807
00:41:20,914 --> 00:41:24,317
You are killing
my overhead, Peyton.
808
00:41:26,853 --> 00:41:30,590
Okay, now I promised my
great-grandmother Millie that I
809
00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:33,860
would never divulge her secret
banana nut muffin recipe.
810
00:41:33,894 --> 00:41:37,430
However, I think that she
would give you a pass.
811
00:41:37,464 --> 00:41:39,499
Right, Steve?
812
00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:42,903
Awe, thank you Millie.
813
00:41:43,737 --> 00:41:46,940
Now the secret here is you
need to cut the butter into the
814
00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:52,512
flour using your hands.
815
00:41:52,546 --> 00:41:54,080
Just stick my hands in there?
816
00:41:54,114 --> 00:41:56,716
All right.
817
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:57,584
Okay.
818
00:41:57,617 --> 00:42:01,421
There we go.
819
00:42:01,454 --> 00:42:04,090
You got a little
on your nose there.
820
00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:06,693
I do?
821
00:42:06,726 --> 00:42:09,696
Yes, it's adorable, if I
was there I would wipe it off.
822
00:42:09,729 --> 00:42:10,397
Okay.
823
00:42:10,430 --> 00:42:12,899
Well, let's see.
824
00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:14,034
Did I get it?
825
00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:15,802
Maybe a little bit
more on the cheek.
826
00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:18,872
What about here?
827
00:42:18,905 --> 00:42:19,673
Did I get any up here?
828
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:23,410
Maybe the other cheek.
829
00:42:23,443 --> 00:42:24,911
Did I get it now?
830
00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:28,949
Because, if I didn't, it
would be really embarrassing.
831
00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:30,817
Yes, you've got it.
832
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:39,993
Okay, Donna,
Miles, you are up.
833
00:42:41,161 --> 00:42:43,430
God dammit.
834
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:45,732
Yes.
835
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,538
This is a really dumb game.
836
00:42:51,571 --> 00:42:52,906
Ouch.
837
00:42:52,939 --> 00:42:55,108
Oh.
838
00:42:55,141 --> 00:42:58,478
So close.
839
00:42:58,511 --> 00:43:02,082
That was not even close.
840
00:43:06,052 --> 00:43:08,889
I am Asian I should be
better with ping-pong balls.
841
00:43:11,224 --> 00:43:13,526
Yes.
842
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,895
Your turn, Donna.
843
00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,129
Donna?
844
00:43:16,162 --> 00:43:17,097
Yes.
845
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:20,734
Come on.
846
00:43:21,902 --> 00:43:24,070
Lightweight.
847
00:43:24,104 --> 00:43:27,107
I win.
848
00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:35,815
Delivery.
849
00:43:35,849 --> 00:43:39,686
Oh, can you do
me a huge favor?
850
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,122
There is a basket out there of
muffins that I need delivered to
851
00:43:42,155 --> 00:43:44,991
that address, there's $20 there.
852
00:43:45,025 --> 00:43:46,559
I'm not supposed to do any
deliveries that don't come from
853
00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:48,662
dispatch.
854
00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:50,230
Please?
855
00:43:50,263 --> 00:43:51,898
I met this guy online and I
made those muffins from his
856
00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:55,568
great-grandmother secret recipe
and he's going to love them.
857
00:43:55,602 --> 00:43:57,771
You know, it's crazy how close
she can get to someone without
858
00:43:57,804 --> 00:44:00,206
ever actually physically
touching them.
859
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,775
You know what I mean?
860
00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:06,780
Not in a sexual way but,
actually maybe in a sexual way.
861
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:09,115
If I do this delivery can
we stop talking about this?
862
00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:10,984
Oh, sure.
863
00:44:11,017 --> 00:44:12,118
Yes.
864
00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:14,120
I left an extra basket of
muffins out there for you.
865
00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:16,990
They are unwrapped.
866
00:44:17,023 --> 00:44:20,193
Well, yeah they are homemade.
867
00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,161
And they are really
hard to make.
868
00:44:21,194 --> 00:44:24,130
I put my blood sweat
and tears into those.
869
00:44:32,072 --> 00:44:33,106
Delivery.
870
00:44:33,139 --> 00:44:36,109
Yes.
871
00:44:36,142 --> 00:44:37,077
Can I help you?
872
00:44:37,110 --> 00:44:38,611
A delivery.
873
00:44:38,645 --> 00:44:40,814
I didn't order any muffins.
874
00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:43,583
No, they are from Vanessa.
875
00:44:43,616 --> 00:44:45,218
From Vanessa?
876
00:44:45,251 --> 00:44:49,022
Oh, the muffins.
877
00:44:49,055 --> 00:44:50,523
Yeah.
878
00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:51,591
What?
879
00:44:51,624 --> 00:44:52,659
You didn't eat one, did you?
880
00:44:52,692 --> 00:44:53,960
No, of course not.
881
00:44:53,994 --> 00:44:58,999
Good, because that
batches like 100% pure.
882
00:44:59,032 --> 00:45:01,634
You would've had
a really bad trip.
883
00:45:01,668 --> 00:45:03,169
These are drug muffins?
884
00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:05,805
Your... my hug muffin.
885
00:45:11,345 --> 00:45:13,880
I was going to tip you.
886
00:45:20,253 --> 00:45:21,755
Come here.
887
00:45:21,788 --> 00:45:23,623
I've got you.
888
00:45:23,656 --> 00:45:25,158
These muffins are not for you.
889
00:45:25,191 --> 00:45:25,992
These are for me.
890
00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:32,198
Wow.
891
00:45:36,302 --> 00:45:37,937
Almost as good as yours, Granny.
892
00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:44,677
I met someone.
893
00:45:44,711 --> 00:45:45,979
I wish you could
have met her too.
894
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,817
Because, she is amazing.
895
00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:57,324
Hey, hey, it is
your girl Donna.
896
00:45:57,358 --> 00:45:59,793
And, I didn't get a chance to go
the supermarket this week so I'm
897
00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:02,262
working with what I have.
898
00:46:02,295 --> 00:46:07,867
Oatmeal, avocado, and a little
bit of French vanilla creamer.
899
00:46:10,036 --> 00:46:14,607
It smells delicious.
900
00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:15,875
It itches a little bit.
901
00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,346
There something so
weird about no contact
902
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,348
trick-or-treating.
903
00:46:21,382 --> 00:46:23,917
Oh, the kids don't care as
long as they get their candy.
904
00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:26,186
In fact, they would
prefer it, no small talk.
905
00:46:27,053 --> 00:46:29,323
Full-size, impressive.
906
00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:30,824
For the kids.
907
00:46:30,857 --> 00:46:32,359
Absolutely.
908
00:46:32,393 --> 00:46:34,761
I may or may not have
gotten all of my favorites,
909
00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:37,398
for the children, of course.
910
00:46:37,431 --> 00:46:40,867
Hey, guys, me again.
911
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:43,236
The last mask didn't
work out so well.
912
00:46:43,269 --> 00:46:46,005
But, that's why the good Lord
invented calamine lotion.
913
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:51,044
This has expired milk,
oats, and cinnamon.
914
00:46:51,077 --> 00:46:57,283
You can really feel it
getting deep in those pores.
915
00:46:57,318 --> 00:46:59,386
It is deep in there.
916
00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:03,089
It is like a burning sensation.
917
00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:06,960
Okay, now, it is really burning.
918
00:47:10,196 --> 00:47:12,699
The dreaded second wave
is upon us which means
919
00:47:12,732 --> 00:47:15,402
unfortunately, people will
be forced to have a virtual
920
00:47:15,436 --> 00:47:17,237
Thanksgiving this year.
921
00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:19,839
Although, it might be the least
stressful turkey day they have
922
00:47:19,873 --> 00:47:23,109
ever had because they will be
able to avoid the never ending
923
00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:26,813
questions about
their personal life.
924
00:47:26,846 --> 00:47:28,681
Back to you.
925
00:47:28,715 --> 00:47:30,049
That's right, Courtney.
926
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:33,052
Lucky for me, my mother-in-law
is still in our bubble.
927
00:47:33,086 --> 00:47:36,956
So I get to hear, in person,
how dry my turkey is.
928
00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:07,120
Happy Thanksgiving.
929
00:48:07,153 --> 00:48:08,988
Hi.
930
00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:12,192
Oh, happy
Thanksgiving to you, too.
931
00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:13,193
Ouch.
932
00:48:13,226 --> 00:48:16,229
I'm sorry, the holiday
orders are killing me.
933
00:48:16,262 --> 00:48:17,130
I need more Rudolph.
934
00:48:17,163 --> 00:48:19,732
I said use candy cane.
935
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:22,936
It really is the most
wonderful time of the year.
936
00:48:22,969 --> 00:48:26,239
I can't believe you're making
Peyton work on Thanksgiving.
937
00:48:26,272 --> 00:48:28,808
What, it's not like
he has any place to go.
938
00:48:28,841 --> 00:48:31,144
Plus, I got him a
6 inch turkey sub.
939
00:48:31,177 --> 00:48:33,112
You said foot-long.
940
00:48:33,146 --> 00:48:36,783
I ordered a foot-long,
we are splitting it.
941
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,854
Paul has been cheating on me.
942
00:48:41,888 --> 00:48:44,090
Oh, Peyton,
stop the machines.
943
00:48:44,123 --> 00:48:45,825
We have like
another hundred to do.
944
00:48:45,858 --> 00:48:49,929
My friend is hurting and she
needs me for the next 5 to 10
945
00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:51,465
minutes.
946
00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:54,167
I was going through his phone
to find this really hot picture
947
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,904
of me that he took the other
day and she texted him,
948
00:48:57,937 --> 00:49:00,307
she was all like "hey, baby, why
don't you say you're going to
949
00:49:00,341 --> 00:49:05,278
run another errand
so you can see me?"
950
00:49:05,912 --> 00:49:08,214
Oh, Donna.
951
00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:10,183
I am so sorry.
952
00:49:10,216 --> 00:49:11,851
I told him to pack his crap
and get the hell out of my
953
00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:13,086
house.
954
00:49:15,054 --> 00:49:16,490
That's my girl.
955
00:49:16,523 --> 00:49:19,125
And the worst part isn't
even the lying or the cheating,
956
00:49:19,158 --> 00:49:22,095
or the sneaking around, who
knows how much coronavirus this
957
00:49:22,128 --> 00:49:24,365
trash has been exposed to?
958
00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:27,501
And he's been bringing
it home here to me.
959
00:49:27,534 --> 00:49:29,902
I hope that his junk falls off.
960
00:49:29,936 --> 00:49:31,305
Right off.
961
00:49:31,338 --> 00:49:32,573
What do you need?
962
00:49:32,606 --> 00:49:33,440
Soup?
963
00:49:33,474 --> 00:49:35,208
Vodka?
964
00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:36,443
I will bring over a care package
and pass it through the window.
965
00:49:36,477 --> 00:49:38,878
I will keep on a mask and set
the fire escape and we will
966
00:49:38,911 --> 00:49:40,980
watch really bad movies.
967
00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:42,915
And I will send you my
favorite compilation of cats
968
00:49:42,949 --> 00:49:46,085
being jerks videos which
will make you laugh so hard,
969
00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:49,356
you will pee your pants
like you are Vanessa at CVS.
970
00:49:50,391 --> 00:49:52,292
And I will bring
gummy sharks but,
971
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,794
the ones from the bottom of the
bin so they are extra squishy.
972
00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:58,532
You guys are the best.
973
00:49:58,565 --> 00:50:02,469
But I'm fine here all by myself.
974
00:50:02,503 --> 00:50:06,039
I'm just going to give
myself a manicure,
975
00:50:06,072 --> 00:50:09,909
order a bunch of crap online
I don't need, and take a nap.
976
00:50:11,412 --> 00:50:13,046
That sounds perfect.
977
00:50:13,414 --> 00:50:15,482
Hey, what color
snuggie should I get?
978
00:50:16,317 --> 00:50:22,423
Oh God, no nobody ever
went wrong with classic blue.
979
00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:28,861
I am working on a blog post
about all of the different
980
00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:31,365
things that you can
do with duct tape.
981
00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:34,535
Did you know that the astronauts
use it in space to put the wings
982
00:50:34,568 --> 00:50:36,470
back on the shuttle?
983
00:50:36,503 --> 00:50:40,307
That 100% never happened.
984
00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:41,908
That is duct tape.
985
00:50:41,941 --> 00:50:45,144
DUCT tape.
986
00:50:45,178 --> 00:50:47,314
So annoying.
987
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:50,950
I'm not the one who doesn't
know how to spell duck, Brian.
988
00:50:50,983 --> 00:50:52,919
So, who's annoying now?
989
00:50:52,952 --> 00:51:00,226
And you still are
every single day.
990
00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:03,397
Okay, okay, everyone relax.
991
00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:08,968
It is duct like air duct.
992
00:51:09,503 --> 00:51:10,637
Nevermind, it is fine.
993
00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:14,240
Look, we are all stressed.
994
00:51:14,273 --> 00:51:16,275
I get it.
995
00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:22,148
Vanessa, have you finished
that call of duty list to call?
996
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:30,056
Vanessa, hello?
997
00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:31,023
What?
998
00:51:31,057 --> 00:51:35,596
Yes, call of duty,
high schools, got it.
999
00:51:35,629 --> 00:51:37,431
What is wrong with you?
1000
00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:39,400
Nothing.
1001
00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:41,000
Why?
1002
00:51:41,033 --> 00:51:44,937
Because, zoning out for
no reason is a RONA symptom.
1003
00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:49,108
Are you serious, you can't
catch it through the Internet.
1004
00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:51,345
You don't know how
serious this thing is,
1005
00:51:51,378 --> 00:51:53,347
it was made by scientists.
1006
00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:57,518
And, I'm already at risk because
I'm using 5G and I'm not giving
1007
00:51:57,551 --> 00:51:59,252
that up.
1008
00:51:59,285 --> 00:52:02,021
Dad, Devon took the laptop
even though you told him I could
1009
00:52:02,054 --> 00:52:03,557
have it.
1010
00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:07,461
That's not fair I only
got to and she got one.
1011
00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:10,096
One is less than two, idiot.
1012
00:52:10,129 --> 00:52:14,066
Yeah, and Melody
called me an idiot.
1013
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:20,039
Could you all excuse
me for one moment, please?
1014
00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:23,075
Devon, this is what happened
when you do mine craft and not
1015
00:52:23,109 --> 00:52:24,578
math.
1016
00:52:24,611 --> 00:52:26,012
Neither one of you should be
eating Twinkies this close to
1017
00:52:26,045 --> 00:52:27,448
dinner.
1018
00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:29,081
But, dad.
Dad.
1019
00:52:29,115 --> 00:52:34,287
Santa Claus just text me
and said he heard all of that.
1020
00:52:52,739 --> 00:52:55,442
Happy birthday to you.
1021
00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:58,779
Happy birthday to you.
1022
00:52:58,812 --> 00:53:00,514
Happy birthday dear Donna.
1023
00:53:00,547 --> 00:53:05,218
Happy birthday to you.
1024
00:53:06,553 --> 00:53:12,158
Okay, make a wish.
1025
00:53:12,191 --> 00:53:14,528
This is ridiculous.
Everybody is having zoom
1026
00:53:14,561 --> 00:53:17,764
birthday parties, it is fun.
1027
00:53:17,798 --> 00:53:20,233
Okay, now blow.
1028
00:53:20,266 --> 00:53:23,437
Seriously?
1029
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:28,642
I wish that Paul and that
hoe both get Corona and die
1030
00:53:28,675 --> 00:53:30,109
screaming.
1031
00:53:30,142 --> 00:53:31,712
You're not supposed to
say your wish out loud.
1032
00:53:31,745 --> 00:53:37,016
But, the wish
can still come true.
1033
00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,151
Presents.
1034
00:53:39,185 --> 00:53:44,491
Present.
1035
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:50,764
Read the card.
1036
00:53:50,797 --> 00:53:53,567
To Donna, the coolest,
funniest, wildest,
1037
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:58,572
most adventurous girl we know.
1038
00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:06,680
What is this?
1039
00:54:06,713 --> 00:54:08,214
It's a candle.
1040
00:54:08,247 --> 00:54:09,316
It's just like the
one that I have.
1041
00:54:09,349 --> 00:54:10,584
You always liked
the way it smelled.
1042
00:54:10,617 --> 00:54:12,285
I was being polite.
1043
00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:14,788
This candle is like being beaten
with a piece of sandalwood and
1044
00:54:14,821 --> 00:54:17,758
then smuggled to
death with magnolias.
1045
00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:19,326
Gardenias.
1046
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:20,761
Whatever.
1047
00:54:20,794 --> 00:54:23,463
Great, so instead of an
obscenely large engagement ring
1048
00:54:23,497 --> 00:54:26,767
and a lifetime of earth
shattering sex I get a candle.
1049
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:31,170
I'm going to die alone with
an oily T-zone in a pandemic.
1050
00:54:35,174 --> 00:54:36,577
No, no honey, no.
1051
00:54:36,610 --> 00:54:38,144
That is not going to happen
we are not going to let that
1052
00:54:38,177 --> 00:54:39,178
happen.
1053
00:54:39,211 --> 00:54:41,147
No, no, you know
that's not true.
1054
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:43,215
That's just think in.
1055
00:54:43,249 --> 00:54:47,321
Everybody stop.
1056
00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:50,122
Now, you listen to me, of course
you're going to meet someone and
1057
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:52,526
is going to be more of a man
than that jerk Paul ever was
1058
00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:58,865
because when you least expect
it, that's when it happens.
1059
00:54:58,899 --> 00:55:04,905
Trust me.
1060
00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:05,539
Now I know what will
really cheer you up.
1061
00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:07,574
Cake.
1062
00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:10,377
Yay.
1063
00:55:10,911 --> 00:55:14,113
Oh, wait.
1064
00:55:16,883 --> 00:55:22,188
Wow, this sky is
so clear tonight.
1065
00:55:22,221 --> 00:55:25,859
Maybe that's why all
this is happening, you know,
1066
00:55:25,892 --> 00:55:28,795
so mother nature could take
a deep long breath without us
1067
00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:32,298
humans screwing it
up like we always do.
1068
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:37,671
What if COVID is the
Earth's immune system,
1069
00:55:37,704 --> 00:55:40,272
and we are the virus.
1070
00:55:40,307 --> 00:55:48,915
Woah, so how
long do you think?
1071
00:55:48,949 --> 00:55:52,419
This could just be
how things are forever.
1072
00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:54,855
Well, that would suck.
1073
00:55:55,789 --> 00:55:58,190
I thought that you liked
lockdown, he said it was cozy.
1074
00:55:58,224 --> 00:56:00,226
I do, it is.
1075
00:56:00,259 --> 00:56:03,864
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful
that I've got food, Wi-Fi,
1076
00:56:03,897 --> 00:56:07,868
and a roof over my head.
1077
00:56:07,901 --> 00:56:12,806
It's just, you know, I
want to have a little more.
1078
00:56:12,839 --> 00:56:22,214
And I am officially too drunk
to be having this conversation.
1079
00:56:22,248 --> 00:56:23,617
What conversation?
1080
00:56:23,650 --> 00:56:27,387
This conversation.
1081
00:56:27,421 --> 00:56:30,724
Yes.
1082
00:56:30,757 --> 00:56:33,727
I know.
1083
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:37,229
It's just, you are like the
coolest girl that I've ever met.
1084
00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:38,365
You know?
1085
00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:38,999
You are funny.
1086
00:56:39,032 --> 00:56:40,801
You are sexy.
1087
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:45,672
You know, I think about my
ex-girlfriend and she used to
1088
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,774
line me up against
this checklist.
1089
00:56:47,808 --> 00:56:53,447
It just got in the way of
both of us being who we are.
1090
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,516
You made it clear from the
very beginning that you liked
1091
00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:58,318
who I was.
1092
00:56:58,351 --> 00:56:59,720
Who I really was.
1093
00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:04,925
And that's awesome.
1094
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:07,961
If I would've met you in real
life I probably wouldn't have
1095
00:57:07,994 --> 00:57:13,299
given you a chance I would've
missed out on a really great
1096
00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:16,503
guy.
1097
00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:19,806
I'm sorry for that.
1098
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:25,345
Apology unnecessary
and accepted.
1099
00:57:25,378 --> 00:57:29,483
I mean, plus, you have a
beautiful home which obviously
1100
00:57:29,516 --> 00:57:30,584
cost you a fortune.
1101
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:33,653
So.
1102
00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:37,491
What if I didn't
have this home?
1103
00:57:37,524 --> 00:57:41,661
And I was a struggling
writer or something?
1104
00:57:41,695 --> 00:57:43,830
Would that matter?
1105
00:57:43,864 --> 00:57:46,298
The truth?
1106
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:47,834
Of course.
1107
00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:53,540
You know, you know how in movies
the girl is always thrilled to
1108
00:57:53,573 --> 00:57:56,009
get engagement ring out
of a vending machine.
1109
00:57:56,042 --> 00:58:01,848
Well, in real life,
she would be horrified.
1110
00:58:01,882 --> 00:58:03,750
So it's not the
thought that counts?
1111
00:58:03,784 --> 00:58:07,521
I mean it is.
1112
00:58:07,554 --> 00:58:11,358
But, not in real life.
1113
00:58:11,391 --> 00:58:14,728
You could have like three
heads and I would still be
1114
00:58:14,761 --> 00:58:19,633
in lo-ike with you.
1115
00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:27,908
I lo-ike you too.
1116
00:58:27,941 --> 00:58:33,580
I think about
holding your hand.
1117
00:58:33,613 --> 00:58:35,348
I mean you know, no
gloves, or anything.
1118
00:58:35,382 --> 00:58:43,423
Just your warm hand against
mine as we walk and talk.
1119
00:58:43,456 --> 00:58:45,425
Okay, full disclosure, thinking
about more than holding your
1120
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:48,762
hand.
1121
00:58:48,795 --> 00:58:50,096
Really?
1122
00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:53,900
Yes.
1123
00:58:53,934 --> 00:58:58,505
Well, why don't we take this
conversation somewhere a little
1124
00:58:58,538 --> 00:59:01,942
bit more comfortable?
1125
00:59:01,975 --> 00:59:03,109
Really?
1126
00:59:03,143 --> 00:59:05,579
Very really.
1127
00:59:10,183 --> 00:59:13,386
Oh, Brandon.
1128
00:59:21,695 --> 00:59:24,631
What happened, did
you get disconnected?
1129
00:59:24,664 --> 00:59:27,467
Oh my God, I was so close.
1130
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,469
Excuse me?
1131
00:59:29,502 --> 00:59:30,904
So close to what?
1132
00:59:30,937 --> 00:59:33,940
I'm guessing
that it's not Jesus.
1133
00:59:33,974 --> 00:59:35,141
What you doing here?
1134
00:59:38,078 --> 00:59:42,449
Hi, Brandon,
what are you up to?
1135
00:59:42,482 --> 00:59:44,517
Just, you know,
just hanging out.
1136
00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:47,187
Yeah, literally.
1137
00:59:47,220 --> 00:59:48,588
Miles.
1138
00:59:48,622 --> 00:59:49,689
I can't see anything
I was just kidding.
1139
00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:53,426
I guarantee he really tried.
1140
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:57,063
Are you two snacking while
you are watching us have sex?
1141
00:59:57,097 --> 01:00:00,166
I'm so sorry about
this, Brandon.
1142
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,902
Of always wanted a foursome
I'm pretty sure that this
1143
01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:03,470
counts.
1144
01:00:03,503 --> 01:00:04,537
Oh my God.
1145
01:00:04,571 --> 01:00:09,109
Goodbye.
1146
01:00:12,846 --> 01:00:15,649
Ugh could that have been
any unsexier.
1147
01:00:15,682 --> 01:00:18,885
Well, I could've
always loop in my Nana.
1148
01:00:19,586 --> 01:00:20,520
I am so sorry.
1149
01:00:20,553 --> 01:00:22,622
I can't even believe that.
1150
01:00:22,656 --> 01:00:28,061
You do not have to
apologize to me, Vanessa.
1151
01:00:28,094 --> 01:00:36,102
So, I mean, we were
close, shall we, you know?
1152
01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:37,537
Yes.
1153
01:00:37,570 --> 01:00:39,639
I mean, look, this was great.
1154
01:00:39,673 --> 01:00:41,141
Really great.
1155
01:00:41,174 --> 01:00:45,512
Really hot.
1156
01:00:45,545 --> 01:00:46,613
But it wasn't real.
1157
01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:48,014
You know.
1158
01:00:48,048 --> 01:00:51,618
I want the first time
with you to be real.
1159
01:00:51,651 --> 01:00:54,821
I can wait for that.
1160
01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:58,925
Okay.
1161
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,760
Me too.
1162
01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:02,228
Of course, if this goes on
for more than a year we can
1163
01:01:02,262 --> 01:01:04,064
circle back.
1164
01:01:04,097 --> 01:01:06,700
Obviously.
1165
01:01:06,733 --> 01:01:09,636
What if we had a sleepover?
1166
01:01:09,669 --> 01:01:11,604
That sounds dangerous.
1167
01:01:11,638 --> 01:01:13,573
No, not like a real one.
1168
01:01:13,606 --> 01:01:15,709
Just like this.
1169
01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:17,544
If we left our
computers on all night.
1170
01:01:17,577 --> 01:01:21,081
Oh, yes.
1171
01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:37,263
Good night, Brandon
I lo-ike you.
1172
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:40,667
I lo-ike you too.
1173
01:02:21,741 --> 01:02:22,776
Here you go.
1174
01:02:22,809 --> 01:02:27,914
Let's cover him up.
1175
01:02:49,702 --> 01:02:53,206
So, what's on
the agenda today?
1176
01:02:53,239 --> 01:02:55,342
I've gotta go to work.
1177
01:02:55,376 --> 01:02:59,145
Oh, are you okay?
1178
01:02:59,179 --> 01:03:01,614
Did I do something?
1179
01:03:01,648 --> 01:03:06,920
Is it my breath?
1180
01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:09,089
I saw her, Brandon.
1181
01:03:09,122 --> 01:03:11,157
Her, who?
1182
01:03:11,191 --> 01:03:13,360
The gorgeous woman that
you obviously live with.
1183
01:03:13,394 --> 01:03:17,230
Who you share Steve with.
1184
01:03:17,263 --> 01:03:19,299
Oh, no, no, I
don't live with her.
1185
01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:21,701
Live with, sleep
with, it doesn't matter,
1186
01:03:21,734 --> 01:03:22,869
whatever you want to call it.
1187
01:03:22,902 --> 01:03:26,172
She always has
keys to your place.
1188
01:03:26,206 --> 01:03:29,209
Well, yes she has a key,
because it's her - it's
1189
01:03:29,242 --> 01:03:32,912
complicated.
1190
01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:35,715
Doesn't seem very
complicated to me.
1191
01:03:35,748 --> 01:03:37,917
I'm glad we cleared it up.
1192
01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:41,121
Can you guys help me?
1193
01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:43,923
I'm looking for a part that is
mostly red with a little out
1194
01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:46,659
part that has white on it.
1195
01:03:46,693 --> 01:03:50,196
The in part is mostly here.
1196
01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:54,368
What are you
doing over there?
1197
01:03:55,001 --> 01:03:56,437
Donna, seriously?
1198
01:03:56,470 --> 01:04:03,076
Well, what do you call the
little in part and the sticky
1199
01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:04,445
out part?
1200
01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:06,347
I don't because puzzles
are for the children and the
1201
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:08,081
elderly.
1202
01:04:08,114 --> 01:04:09,215
If I wanted to lose something
for a couple of hours I would
1203
01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:14,020
just put my tablet pen down.
1204
01:04:14,053 --> 01:04:16,323
They are called
tabs and slots.
1205
01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:19,326
The pieces of a puzzle.
1206
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,194
I had to do a blog
post on it a while ago.
1207
01:04:21,227 --> 01:04:25,765
Oh, was it for, "Oh my
God nobody cares magazine?"
1208
01:04:25,798 --> 01:04:27,100
We are out of alpaca.
1209
01:04:27,133 --> 01:04:29,403
I said use llama.
1210
01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:30,937
You're kidding me, right?
1211
01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:35,041
Okay, this is my CEO
time I'm not to be bothered.
1212
01:04:39,446 --> 01:04:42,316
Are you okay, V?
1213
01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:46,152
Okay, what if you had never
tried mushrooms because you just
1214
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:49,155
knew that you wouldn't like it?
1215
01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:52,058
So you spend your entire adult
life making sure that people
1216
01:04:52,091 --> 01:04:54,727
know that you don't want
mushrooms even go as far as to
1217
01:04:54,761 --> 01:04:57,263
lies about being allergic to
mushroom so you don't have to
1218
01:04:57,297 --> 01:04:59,933
deal people tell you, just tried
and they are delicious because
1219
01:04:59,966 --> 01:05:04,237
you know, deep down, that you
will never ever like mushrooms?
1220
01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:09,809
But then, one day, someone comes
along and offers you $1 million
1221
01:05:09,842 --> 01:05:11,244
if you eat a mushroom.
1222
01:05:11,277 --> 01:05:12,745
So, you do it.
1223
01:05:12,779 --> 01:05:14,515
It's actually really good.
1224
01:05:14,548 --> 01:05:16,517
And then, they tell you that
they aren't going to give you a
1225
01:05:16,550 --> 01:05:19,353
penny, they just and what you to
go the rest of your life without
1226
01:05:19,386 --> 01:05:21,154
ever giving mushrooms a chance.
1227
01:05:21,187 --> 01:05:24,057
What you do?
1228
01:05:24,090 --> 01:05:26,059
I mean, sure, he
like mushrooms now,
1229
01:05:26,092 --> 01:05:28,329
but you would've never eaten
them if they hadn't lied to you
1230
01:05:28,362 --> 01:05:29,963
about the money.
1231
01:05:29,996 --> 01:05:33,066
So now, you try another
mushroom and it tastes terrible.
1232
01:05:33,567 --> 01:05:36,403
I'm so confused.
1233
01:05:36,437 --> 01:05:38,439
Is this about global warming?
1234
01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:40,206
Is earth the mushroom?
1235
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,443
No, Corona is the mushroom.
1236
01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:44,244
Hey, Brandon is on.
1237
01:05:44,277 --> 01:05:45,346
Hold on, wait.
1238
01:05:45,379 --> 01:05:48,114
Where are you?
1239
01:05:48,147 --> 01:05:50,883
Why is there a bunkbed?
1240
01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:53,953
Because this is my place.
1241
01:05:53,987 --> 01:05:56,523
My real place.
1242
01:05:56,557 --> 01:05:58,858
What you talking about?
1243
01:05:58,891 --> 01:06:00,561
Remember when I asked you how
you felt if I was a struggling
1244
01:06:00,594 --> 01:06:02,228
writer?
1245
01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:07,967
Well, ta-da.
1246
01:06:08,001 --> 01:06:10,471
So, you broke into someone's
mansion and pretended that it
1247
01:06:10,504 --> 01:06:12,339
was yours?
1248
01:06:12,373 --> 01:06:14,541
No, I didn't break
into anyone's mansion.
1249
01:06:14,575 --> 01:06:19,979
Look, I make money by walking
dogs for people and one of my
1250
01:06:20,013 --> 01:06:22,181
clients was stuck overseas
because of corona.
1251
01:06:22,215 --> 01:06:25,251
So, I was watching
her house and Steve sitting.
1252
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:29,323
That's the lady that you saw
she got back this morning.
1253
01:06:29,356 --> 01:06:36,497
And, this is my fancy
gourmet kitchen.
1254
01:06:36,530 --> 01:06:38,532
I'm actually a pretty good cook.
1255
01:06:38,565 --> 01:06:40,401
I didn't lie about that.
1256
01:06:40,434 --> 01:06:43,036
In fact, my roommate say I make
the best croque mosier they've
1257
01:06:43,069 --> 01:06:44,405
ever had.
1258
01:06:44,438 --> 01:06:46,272
You have roommates?
1259
01:06:46,307 --> 01:06:47,574
Yes, I have roommates.
1260
01:06:47,608 --> 01:06:49,909
But, the room is all mine.
1261
01:06:49,942 --> 01:06:54,047
Plus, I have the top
and bottom bunks.
1262
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:56,350
That's fancy.
1263
01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:04,223
Look, I never set out
to lie to you, Vanessa.
1264
01:07:04,257 --> 01:07:06,859
I just didn't correct you when
you thought that the house was
1265
01:07:06,893 --> 01:07:08,529
mine.
1266
01:07:08,562 --> 01:07:10,997
You did a hell of a lot
more than just not correct me.
1267
01:07:11,030 --> 01:07:14,635
What else are you
lying about, Brandon?
1268
01:07:14,668 --> 01:07:16,503
My name is not Brandon.
1269
01:07:16,537 --> 01:07:20,940
It is Daniel Brandon Donaldson.
1270
01:07:20,973 --> 01:07:25,244
So let me get this straight,
you made a fake profile with a
1271
01:07:25,278 --> 01:07:27,914
fake name, and old pictures of
yourself and then you pretended
1272
01:07:27,947 --> 01:07:31,552
you had a real
job and a mansion?
1273
01:07:31,585 --> 01:07:33,387
Why?
1274
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,355
You know why.
1275
01:07:34,388 --> 01:07:37,290
No, actually, I don't.
1276
01:07:37,324 --> 01:07:39,660
Because we both know that a
guy like me without money may as
1277
01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:43,096
well not even exist okay,
because in this world,
1278
01:07:43,129 --> 01:07:47,334
it is the successful
people who make the rules.
1279
01:07:47,368 --> 01:07:48,535
You know, I really don't
think you should be lecturing
1280
01:07:48,569 --> 01:07:50,203
anyone on ethics
right now, okay?
1281
01:07:50,236 --> 01:07:52,105
You are the bad guy here.
1282
01:07:52,138 --> 01:07:55,309
I'm not the bad guy I'm the
same guy that I was yesterday,
1283
01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:57,043
who you are laughing with.
1284
01:07:57,076 --> 01:07:59,145
That guy is real.
1285
01:07:59,178 --> 01:08:04,283
This stuff, that is fake.
1286
01:08:05,686 --> 01:08:08,355
I'm a good guy.
1287
01:08:08,389 --> 01:08:11,558
I'm just not good
enough for you.
1288
01:08:17,063 --> 01:08:19,500
Are you okay, V?
1289
01:08:19,533 --> 01:08:20,634
Yes, I'll be fine.
1290
01:08:22,436 --> 01:08:24,538
Are you sure, because I
wouldn't want you to feel like
1291
01:08:24,571 --> 01:08:27,307
the worst person in the world.
1292
01:08:27,341 --> 01:08:28,542
That would be rough.
1293
01:08:28,575 --> 01:08:30,243
Excuse me?
1294
01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:33,647
You just evaporated the
heart of a great guy over some
1295
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,650
superficial garbage
that doesn't matter.
1296
01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:38,951
Donna, he lied to me.
1297
01:08:38,985 --> 01:08:42,423
Stop acting like
that's what this is about.
1298
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:44,458
You know what, okay.
1299
01:08:44,491 --> 01:08:49,596
Fine, I need to be with
someone successful, powerful.
1300
01:08:49,630 --> 01:08:51,998
I'm never going to fall in love
with Brandon or Daniel whatever
1301
01:08:52,031 --> 01:08:53,032
his name is.
1302
01:08:53,065 --> 01:08:54,133
You are already
in love with him,
1303
01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:56,102
I've known you
since you were 12.
1304
01:08:56,135 --> 01:08:58,204
I've seen every relationship
that you've been in and I've
1305
01:08:58,237 --> 01:09:01,308
never seen you anywhere
close to this happy before.
1306
01:09:01,341 --> 01:09:04,076
Yeah, my mom and dad were
real happy to until she finally
1307
01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:06,346
figured out what a loser he was
and he was living off of her for
1308
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:08,080
18 years.
1309
01:09:08,114 --> 01:09:10,283
Okay, so this guy has to
suffer just in case he turns out
1310
01:09:10,317 --> 01:09:12,151
to be like your loser dad?
1311
01:09:12,185 --> 01:09:13,353
Solid plan.
1312
01:09:13,387 --> 01:09:15,154
So, what you want me to do?
1313
01:09:15,188 --> 01:09:17,724
String him along until
I can't take it anymore,
1314
01:09:17,758 --> 01:09:19,593
and then break up with him?
1315
01:09:19,626 --> 01:09:21,495
This was the decent
thing to do, okay?
1316
01:09:21,528 --> 01:09:23,162
I'm protecting him.
1317
01:09:23,196 --> 01:09:27,166
No, the decent thing to do is
to not be such a shallow jerk.
1318
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,770
But, hey, you do you.
1319
01:09:30,637 --> 01:09:34,475
Miles, miles, come on.
1320
01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:36,610
You know how hard I have worked
to find the like myself on the
1321
01:09:36,643 --> 01:09:39,546
inside and the outside.
1322
01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:41,582
I worked my ass off
to become this person.
1323
01:09:41,615 --> 01:09:47,153
And, I deserve someone who
is successful in every way.
1324
01:09:47,186 --> 01:09:49,656
I'm not going to wind up
with some loser like my mom.
1325
01:09:50,357 --> 01:09:54,260
The truth is, you could
have any guy you want.
1326
01:09:54,293 --> 01:10:00,801
So, if you want a hot guy with
money, just go after that.
1327
01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:04,003
You've done it a
thousand times before.
1328
01:10:35,769 --> 01:10:39,406
Oh, hey, namaste.
1329
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,073
What you think?
1330
01:10:41,107 --> 01:10:42,342
Do you like what you see?
1331
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:46,279
Oh, is that a stripper pole?
1332
01:10:46,313 --> 01:10:51,183
This?
1333
01:10:51,217 --> 01:10:53,487
Yes.
1334
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,489
This baby is top-of-the-line.
1335
01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:56,823
Only the best for my guests.
1336
01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:00,460
Didn't even realize
there were different kinds.
1337
01:11:00,494 --> 01:11:02,729
Yeah, it is cool, right?
1338
01:11:04,331 --> 01:11:05,866
Is that a dog?
1339
01:11:05,899 --> 01:11:09,836
What?
1340
01:11:11,203 --> 01:11:16,175
No, bro, this is bruno
cuscinetti cashmere.
1341
01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:21,782
No, I hate dogs especially
the little yappy ones.
1342
01:11:25,284 --> 01:11:27,788
Yes, I love cooking but med
school keeps me busy that I
1343
01:11:27,821 --> 01:11:30,490
hardly have time for it anymore.
1344
01:11:30,524 --> 01:11:33,259
Yeah, of course.
1345
01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:37,798
It's so strange, though, I
swear I recognize your voice.
1346
01:11:37,831 --> 01:11:40,199
Maybe in your dreams?
1347
01:11:40,232 --> 01:11:42,569
No, that's not it.
1348
01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:44,771
Wait a minute.
1349
01:11:44,805 --> 01:11:47,641
Are you my delivery guy?
1350
01:11:47,674 --> 01:11:49,141
Wait.
1351
01:11:49,175 --> 01:11:53,245
Are you Vanessa MacConnell?
1352
01:11:53,279 --> 01:11:55,916
Oh my God, yes, oh my gosh,
I knew that I recognize your
1353
01:11:55,949 --> 01:11:57,884
voice.
1354
01:11:57,918 --> 01:12:00,186
I had just never seen
you without the mask.
1355
01:12:00,219 --> 01:12:02,522
This is an insane coincidence.
1356
01:12:03,222 --> 01:12:08,528
I am not your drug mule.
1357
01:12:18,372 --> 01:12:20,239
Hey there, stranger.
1358
01:12:20,272 --> 01:12:21,575
Glad to see you are alive.
1359
01:12:21,608 --> 01:12:23,777
Yeah, you too.
1360
01:12:23,810 --> 01:12:26,480
No, I never got to
thank you for that night.
1361
01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:28,482
It was fun.
1362
01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:31,385
Yes, it sure was.
1363
01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:36,456
Maybe we should
have some fun again?
1364
01:12:36,490 --> 01:12:38,325
Right now?
1365
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:39,793
Why not?
1366
01:12:39,826 --> 01:12:42,829
I'm just lying here.
1367
01:12:45,532 --> 01:12:47,834
What are you wearing?
1368
01:12:50,236 --> 01:12:51,772
Just the shirt.
1369
01:12:51,805 --> 01:12:52,773
Come on, babe, what
else are you wearing?
1370
01:12:52,806 --> 01:12:56,410
Show me.
1371
01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:59,713
You know, I'm actually just
wearing some old sweatpants.
1372
01:12:59,746 --> 01:13:04,451
I thought this was going to
be a waste up kind of call.
1373
01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:08,254
Well, I'm feeling a little
underdressed at the moment.
1374
01:13:08,287 --> 01:13:09,589
I'm just in my underwear.
1375
01:13:09,623 --> 01:13:11,925
Yes, there they are.
1376
01:14:28,034 --> 01:14:29,301
Where are you, seriously?
1377
01:14:29,336 --> 01:14:30,771
We are at the hospital.
1378
01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:33,340
Call me back.
1379
01:14:33,373 --> 01:14:34,841
They said that she had an
allergic reaction to one of
1380
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:36,910
those facial masks she made.
1381
01:14:36,943 --> 01:14:39,746
I kept calling and calling
she wouldn't pick up.
1382
01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:41,715
I went over there, thank God I
did because she was unconscious
1383
01:14:41,748 --> 01:14:43,683
when we found her.
1384
01:14:43,717 --> 01:14:45,418
We?
1385
01:14:45,452 --> 01:14:47,387
I kept trying to call you but
I couldn't get in touch so I was
1386
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:49,456
face timing with Daniel.
1387
01:14:49,489 --> 01:14:50,957
With Daniel?
1388
01:14:50,991 --> 01:14:53,326
Yes, he called me because he
had an idea for a new ad for one
1389
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,227
of my products.
1390
01:14:54,261 --> 01:14:56,863
He always calls me
on stuff like that.
1391
01:14:56,897 --> 01:14:58,632
He does?
1392
01:14:58,665 --> 01:15:00,901
Yes, he was there
in five minutes.
1393
01:15:00,934 --> 01:15:03,703
We tried calling the ambulance,
we called 911 but everybody is
1394
01:15:03,737 --> 01:15:06,039
overwhelmed because of
the flu, the holidays,
1395
01:15:06,072 --> 01:15:09,075
and COVID and they said that it
may take 20 minutes.
1396
01:15:09,109 --> 01:15:13,446
Daniel picks her up and carried
her down three flights of
1397
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,650
stairs, got her into the cab and
kept me calm while I was giving
1398
01:15:16,683 --> 01:15:20,120
the hospital her admission info.
1399
01:15:20,153 --> 01:15:22,022
I was a mess.
1400
01:15:22,823 --> 01:15:24,558
Wait, he's here right now?
1401
01:15:24,591 --> 01:15:27,994
Yes, he went to the bathroom
right after I called you.
1402
01:15:30,063 --> 01:15:31,731
It was 30 minutes ago.
1403
01:15:49,649 --> 01:15:51,685
Hi.
1404
01:15:51,718 --> 01:15:53,687
How is she?
1405
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,622
She will survive.
1406
01:15:55,655 --> 01:15:58,158
Thanks to you.
1407
01:15:58,191 --> 01:16:01,928
I just did what any
other person would do.
1408
01:16:01,962 --> 01:16:02,996
No.
1409
01:16:03,029 --> 01:16:04,965
No you didn't.
1410
01:16:04,998 --> 01:16:08,768
You never do.
1411
01:16:08,802 --> 01:16:11,538
Other people just scroll past
their friends fundraisers but
1412
01:16:11,571 --> 01:16:14,140
you donate to
every single one,
1413
01:16:14,174 --> 01:16:16,142
even when you can't afford it.
1414
01:16:16,176 --> 01:16:20,580
You send people silly cat
videos when they are up at 3 AM.
1415
01:16:20,614 --> 01:16:24,618
You treat every dog that you
walk like it was your own.
1416
01:16:24,651 --> 01:16:30,657
I read every yelp review,
every Instagram post -
1417
01:16:30,690 --> 01:16:33,026
Did you happen to pull my
credit report because those
1418
01:16:33,059 --> 01:16:35,095
things cost like 20 bucks?
1419
01:16:35,128 --> 01:16:36,663
No.
1420
01:16:36,696 --> 01:16:39,432
But I did read your blog.
1421
01:16:39,466 --> 01:16:42,569
All 175 posts.
1422
01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:45,906
You are a great writer.
1423
01:16:45,939 --> 01:16:48,909
Well, blog writing
isn't real writing.
1424
01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:50,543
Hell it isn't.
1425
01:16:50,977 --> 01:16:53,446
Apparently every major
literary agent in town would
1426
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,115
disagree with you.
1427
01:16:55,148 --> 01:16:58,018
Well, then we don't stop
until we find one with some damn
1428
01:16:58,051 --> 01:16:59,920
taste.
1429
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,588
We?
1430
01:17:01,621 --> 01:17:04,090
I have wasted my entire life
searching for things that I
1431
01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:09,696
thought were deal
breakers in a soulmate.
1432
01:17:09,729 --> 01:17:13,133
And, it turns out, you are the
most successful man I've ever
1433
01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:15,936
met.
1434
01:17:16,603 --> 01:17:20,607
So, can we start over?
1435
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:21,808
For real this time.
1436
01:17:27,514 --> 01:17:29,916
Okay.
1437
01:17:29,950 --> 01:17:31,985
This is my face.
1438
01:17:32,018 --> 01:17:34,220
My actual face.
1439
01:17:34,254 --> 01:17:38,758
No makeup, filters, no making
sure that the light is right no
1440
01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:41,962
angle from above to make sure
that it thins out my double
1441
01:17:41,995 --> 01:17:43,563
chin.
1442
01:17:44,064 --> 01:17:48,768
You see this, spanx, I used
to wear these everyday.
1443
01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,770
Because of my thought that I
didn't I would look like one of
1444
01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:54,507
those bold stopped 50s roasts
that those housewives used to
1445
01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:56,076
make.
1446
01:17:56,109 --> 01:18:00,280
This is a fish tank that I had
for a fish that died years ago.
1447
01:18:00,314 --> 01:18:01,848
What's his name?
1448
01:18:01,881 --> 01:18:02,816
Fish.
1449
01:18:02,849 --> 01:18:06,019
His name was fish.
1450
01:18:06,052 --> 01:18:09,222
Take-out boxes pair
because, I can't cook.
1451
01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:11,691
I would burn a bowl of cereal.
1452
01:18:11,725 --> 01:18:13,259
Full calorie Coke.
1453
01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:14,961
There's no Diet Coke here.
1454
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:16,663
There is no diet anything.
1455
01:18:16,696 --> 01:18:19,265
Also, did I just recycle it or
thrown in the trash because I'm
1456
01:18:19,299 --> 01:18:21,901
lazy and I'm selfish.
1457
01:18:21,935 --> 01:18:28,174
And I only think of myself.
1458
01:18:30,311 --> 01:18:35,849
And I'm so sorry that
I hurt you, Danny.
1459
01:18:35,882 --> 01:18:42,822
I don't lo-ike you, I love you.
1460
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:50,030
I'm in love with you.
1461
01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:57,570
The end of quarantine means
that extended family members can
1462
01:18:57,604 --> 01:19:00,307
finally leave the bubble and
return to their own homes.
1463
01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:03,344
They can go back to being the
people we speak to on the phone
1464
01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:05,678
every few weeks or so.
1465
01:19:05,712 --> 01:19:09,582
Allowing their adult children to
resume making their own choices
1466
01:19:09,616 --> 01:19:13,653
without mom wiping
their bum for them.
1467
01:19:14,721 --> 01:19:18,658
It's been a long three years.
1468
01:19:18,691 --> 01:19:20,794
It has only been one year.
1469
01:19:22,363 --> 01:19:24,931
Has it?
1470
01:19:30,170 --> 01:19:32,105
What is this all about?
1471
01:19:32,138 --> 01:19:35,075
I could tell you but I
would have to kill you first.
1472
01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:36,377
And you are one of
my best customers.
1473
01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:39,012
Here.
1474
01:19:49,823 --> 01:19:53,026
I don't -
1475
01:19:59,032 --> 01:20:07,841
Vanessa, 12 months ago
the world just stopped.
1476
01:20:07,874 --> 01:20:10,311
And all of these things that we
thought we needed suddenly were
1477
01:20:10,344 --> 01:20:12,812
gone.
1478
01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:19,018
This year we had to
figure out how to survive.
1479
01:20:19,052 --> 01:20:22,722
And, the only way to
do that was to grow.
1480
01:20:22,755 --> 01:20:24,858
Together.
1481
01:20:24,891 --> 01:20:28,128
Will you go into
lockdown with me?
1482
01:20:30,063 --> 01:20:31,264
Forever?
1483
01:20:33,467 --> 01:20:34,267
Yes.
1484
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:35,268
Yes, of course.
1485
01:20:35,301 --> 01:20:36,403
Absolutely.
1486
01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:43,276
Oh my God, you guys.
1487
01:20:44,878 --> 01:20:47,381
It's beautiful.
1488
01:20:51,050 --> 01:20:53,153
That is the most romantic
thing I've ever seen.
1489
01:20:53,186 --> 01:20:55,021
I know.
1490
01:20:55,054 --> 01:20:58,925
If you ever do that, they
will never find your body.
1491
01:21:00,293 --> 01:21:02,162
Vanessa, I'm
so happy for you.
1492
01:21:03,397 --> 01:21:04,831
I think I'm going to cry.
1493
01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:08,968
These are so cute.
1494
01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:11,070
We just stopped
them at the store.
1495
01:21:11,104 --> 01:21:13,039
To the end of quarantine.
1496
01:21:13,072 --> 01:21:15,842
To the end of quarantine.
1497
01:21:18,778 --> 01:21:20,780
To the end of quarantine.
1498
01:21:20,813 --> 01:21:23,116
And the beginning of us.
1499
01:21:23,716 --> 01:21:34,928
I lo-ike you, I like you.
1500
01:21:34,961 --> 01:21:37,864
Once upon a time,
a girl met a guy,
1501
01:21:37,897 --> 01:21:40,767
she kind of had a crush
on him and wanted to hide.
1502
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,937
Once upon a time,
a guy met a girl,
1503
01:21:43,970 --> 01:21:46,440
and took her to a dance
and gave her a world.
1504
01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:50,176
He brought her flowers
the very next day.
1505
01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:56,317
Turns out she had the courage
to say, I know I like you,
1506
01:21:56,350 --> 01:21:58,851
I know I do.
1507
01:21:58,885 --> 01:22:01,754
I like you.
1508
01:22:01,788 --> 01:22:05,158
No matter what you
put me through.
1509
01:22:05,191 --> 01:22:08,094
Six months later he
got down on one knee,
1510
01:22:08,127 --> 01:22:10,830
we ran away to
Vegas tied the knot.
1511
01:22:10,863 --> 01:22:14,000
12 months later, a baby was due.
1512
01:22:14,033 --> 01:22:16,803
He kind of had a panic,
didn't know what to do.
1513
01:22:16,836 --> 01:22:23,042
I knew the way to make him
okay, all I needed to say,
1514
01:22:23,076 --> 01:22:26,246
I loo-ike you.
1515
01:22:26,279 --> 01:22:28,549
I know I do.
1516
01:22:28,582 --> 01:22:31,918
l Io-ike you.
1517
01:22:31,951 --> 01:22:35,054
Together we will
make it through.
1518
01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:48,067
Woah woah woah woah.
1519
01:22:48,101 --> 01:22:52,872
Now we are old and turning
gray, we still say it every day.
1520
01:22:52,905 --> 01:23:02,015
I lo-ike you, I know I do.
1521
01:23:02,048 --> 01:23:05,084
No matter what you
put me through.
1522
01:23:05,118 --> 01:23:07,554
I lo-ike you.
1523
01:23:07,588 --> 01:23:13,527
I know I do.
I lo-ike you.
1524
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:16,363
I guess he kind of likes me too.
1525
01:23:16,452 --> 01:23:18,686
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