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I'm from Another Dimension
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yeah-hey! ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, paaa! ♪
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♪ Oh, it's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Who is it? What do you want?
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It's me, Star.
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Oh! Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
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I always forget the chain.
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Star Butterfly
future Queen of Mewni.
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What do you want?
Look.
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Okay, don't panic.
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I got the stain remover.
You go start the car!
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They're not dead.
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Oh...
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It's my spells.
They're all messed up.
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See?
Narwhal blast!
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Narwhal blast!
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Narwhal blast!
Narwhal blast!
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Oh, you must stop.
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It's not your spells,
it's your wand.
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You see, it's contaminated.
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Contamina... Whaa?
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How did that happen?
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The only way to find out
is to go into...
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your wand.
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What? You can do that?
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Of course. But we won't.
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Why not?
Because...
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by decree of Moon the
Undaunted, Queen of Mewni,
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you must be that tall
to go on this ride.
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Mother...
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Well, I,
Star the Underestimated,
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future Queen of Mewni,
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hereby decree:
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Put me in my wand.
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Okay.
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Now, there are
some things, young lady,
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you need to know
before we go inside.
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Kay!
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The wand is
an extension of your your...
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Star, what are you doing?
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Are you-Are you going
to listen to me or not?
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Oh, sorry.
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As I was saying, the wand...
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is an extension
of your memories.
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So you must find the thing
that does not belong.
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Find the thing
that doesn't belong.
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Good. Are you ready?
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Maybe.
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All right. We're inside.
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What?
But we're still in my room.
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We're in the memory
of your room.
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Inside of your wand.
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Whoa...
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Yes. From this point on,
it's very, very important
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that you listen only
to the sound of my voice.
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And nothing else.
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Hey. Have you seen my hoodie?
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Uh... I'm kinda in the middle
of something with Glossaryck.
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No! No, Star.
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That is not Marco.
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Only listen to the sound
of my voice.
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Otherwise, we will be separated.
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Hey. Have you seen my hoodie?
Marco, I told you.
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I am in the middle of
something with Glossary...
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What?
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School?
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Okay, Glossaryck, no.
I'm not going to school...
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in my memory...
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my wand memory...
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What?
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Right, right, right.
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This is one
of those mind things.
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Where everywhere you go,
there's school.
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School. School. School!
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School. School. School.
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School.
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I guess I'm going to school.
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Whaa...
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That's Marco's.
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Well, this definitely
doesn't belong!
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Over, under, around and through.
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Grab the little Mewni rabbit,
pull him through.
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Oh, Glossaryck!
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I found the thing
that doesn't belong!
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Beam me out!
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Or...
Beam me up.
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Uh... Glossaryck?
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Hello?
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Oh, burger time.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Mmm. Memory burger.
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Oh, no!
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- Your welcome!
- Who're you?
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Lil Chauncey.
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Lil Chauncey, Chauncey?
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Like...
my mom's Lil Chauncey?
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I'm pretty sure you died
on the battlefield, mister!
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Let's get you out of here.
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Hey Glossaryck! I think I found
the thing that doesn't belong!
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My mom's pig-goat.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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That's my boot! That's my boot!
Hey! Hey...
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Hey, you!
Gimme back my boot!
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And get down!
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Sitting like a person.
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My father would be furious if
he caught you sitting in his...
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- Oh, Papa!
- I love you so much!
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Gloassaryck, I definitely
found the thing now.
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Can you come and pick me up
from school please?
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Aah! What is that?
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That definitely doesn't belong.
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Let's go get it.
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Move out, Lil Chauncey!
Hyaaah!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hey!
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Uh... Hey.
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Where are you headed?
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Well, I was just
going to the foo-fo...
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Football field
and Mewni Castle...
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Wait a minute.
Who are you?
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I'm Star Butterfly!
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Nuh-uh, you're not.
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Did you find the thing
that doesn't belong?
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N-n-not exactly...
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I mean I found Marco's hoodie
and my dad's chair and...
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Lil Chauncey here.
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Wait a minute.
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Why are there two of us here?
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Didn't Glossaryck tell you?
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If you're inside
your wand too long,
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all your new memories
become your old memories.
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Until eventually
your current timeline
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is overwritten by the future
versions of yourself,
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like me!
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Star Butterfly!
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Wait... so, you're
gonna replace me?
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Yeah!
But don't worry.
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You'll never know
the difference.
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I gotta go.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
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Stay out of my timeline.
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Thanks!
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Fine. I'll just get
my own timeline. Moody.
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I guess I'm going to school.
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Hey!
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Hello!
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Go away!
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Hello! Hello! Hello!
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Okay...
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Oh! Stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Whoa...
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This is the grandma room.
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Oh, I haven't been in here
since I was a little baby.
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Are you nuts?! There's no
eating in the grandma room!
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You'll get crumbs everywhere!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We got burger juice
on the wall rug, Chauncey.
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Oh, no! We're gonna die!
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Celena the Shy?
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Ooh... great,
great grandma Shy!
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What hides behind
the golden fan,
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the hand does sweetly hold
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a trove of cosmic secrets
that never will be told.
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Don't be shy!
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You can tell me.
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Right, Chauncey?
Chauncey?
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Noo! No, no, no! Get a hold
of yourself, Chauncey!
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Solaria the Monster Carver.
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A castle stormed is a hero born
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with might as strong as steel.
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Kneels the void before her
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and the crushing force
she wields.
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Chauncey, come back!
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Oh.
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Eclipsa, Queen of Mewni
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to a Mewmen King was wed.
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But took a monster for her love
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and away from Mewni fled.
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Bad girl...
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What is it, boy?
What'd you find?
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Aww, that's you, isn't it?
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Before you died.
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That means this
is Mom's tapestry!
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Get off!
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The immortal monster
will long be haunted
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by the darkest spell
of Moon the Undaunted.
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My mom fought Toffee?
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Glossaryck! You're back!
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Oh! Do you have any idea
how difficult that was?
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Sorry. Moody.
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No, no.
It's fine.
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And-and did you find
the thing that doesn't belong?
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Well, I found Marco's hoodie,
and my dad's chair.
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And Lil' Chauncey over there.
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But all these things...
belong in my memories.
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Listen to me.
Did you see yourself?
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Uh-huh...
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All right. That's not good.
That's not good.
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We gotta get out of here.
Step into my eyeball.
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I... Yes. That's what I said.
Come on. Hop in.
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Wait! But I...
I didn't fix my wand!
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That's the thing
that doesn't belong!
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That's the thing
that doesn't belong!
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Star! We've gotta go now.
Get into my eye.
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All right, that's it!
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Oh! Boy, that hurt.
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Ugh...
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Pupil juice.
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Glossaryck.
What?
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I think we did it.
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Yeah. That's kinda gross.
Let's get rid of it.
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Uh... That's not exactly
what I meant.
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You know what?
I think my mom was right.
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I'm not tall enough
to go on this ride.
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I'm not tall enough
to go on any ride.
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But I've been on them all.
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Your, uh...
Your eyeball...
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is uh...
falling out a little bit.
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Oh, thanks. Thank you.
Let me just, uh...
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You gonna test out that wand?
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I think I've had
enough magic for one day.
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Hey!
Have you seen my hoodie?
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It worked!
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Is is the best makeover ever!
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This princess looks fly-ayy
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and she's ready to partay!
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Ladies!
What's up with your lips?
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Don't be hate'n 'cause
we look good and you don't!
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What are you talking about?
I look all right.
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Marco! Why don't you
tell Ponyhead what we got her?
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Uhh... we got you something special
for your first friendship...
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Friendship Thursday!
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Hook a girl up already!
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It's a friendship snuggly!
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Uh... great.
Thanks, guys...
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But how are we
gonna dance in this?
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We're not going dancing, silly!
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Excuse me, what?
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Fifteen minutes to show time!
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I'm gonna go get the pizza.
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Pizza?
Yeah!
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You can't watch "Fiesta de
la Noche" without pizza!
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Fist full of what the what?
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It's this awesome telanovela
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about three friends
that go out every night
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and have all sorts of fun!
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Uh...
Okay, yeah.
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We're just gonna
sit on the couch
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00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:11,310
and watch other people party
on that rectangle box thing.
264
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,530
Okay. Go on.
265
00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:14,330
Oh, yeah, baby!
266
00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:16,370
That's what Friendship Thursday
267
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,670
is all about.
268
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,730
Uh... I have to go
to the bathroom.
269
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,580
Hey, hey!
Looking good, Marco!
270
00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,450
Thanks, Mr. Vendrosian!
271
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,350
You're lookin' good yourself!
272
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,580
Hey, Marco!
My watch stopped.
273
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,690
Can you tell me what day it is?
274
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,520
You know what day it is.
275
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,420
Friendship Thursday!
276
00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,330
Um...
277
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,560
Uh, actually, it's my birthday.
278
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,660
I thought you knew.
279
00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:49,430
Poneyhead...
280
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,300
Please go back to the house.
281
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:54,770
Huh...
282
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:57,340
Alright, I'm gonna
squeeze past you here.
283
00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,540
Sorry.
Weirdo.
284
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,510
Ponyhead...
285
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,280
What are you doing?
286
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,350
Come on! I want to see
some Earthian night life!
287
00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:12,260
I'm just picking up the pizza and
getting it back before the show starts.
288
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,520
Let's go.
No.
289
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,730
Please!
290
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,430
No!
Please!
291
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,670
Please!
292
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,500
Okay, fine!
293
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,400
You can come.
Yeah!
294
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,570
Woohoo!
295
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:30,340
Just none of that Poneyhead
stuff you always do.
296
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,410
I don't even know
what you're talking about.
297
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,610
Just promise
we're gonna go get the pizza
298
00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:36,350
and nothing else.
299
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,680
Fine!
300
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,350
I pinky promise.
301
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,450
I'm not touching that.
302
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:48,390
So, what's this pizza thing
you guys keep talking about?
303
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,530
Whoa-a-a-a Nelliee!
304
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,600
Did you just call
Emilio's Pizza "a thing"?
305
00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,530
Uh... I guess.
306
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,540
Emilio's Pizza is not a thing.
307
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,570
His family has been
making pizza forever.
308
00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:03,440
His recipes goes back to a time
before pizza even existed.
309
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,540
Oh, my gogo!
Look at those skinny jeans!
310
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,450
Those are some skinny-skinny jeans.
Like very skinny.
311
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,550
What are you doing?
Okay, come on!
312
00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:13,280
Let me just go in
and get a pair.
313
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,690
It'll just take a second.
314
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,290
- You promised.
- No distrac...
315
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,460
Really?
316
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,460
Check me out, Marco!
317
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:24,300
Excuse me!
Are those skinny jeans?
318
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,500
Why, yes, they are.
319
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:29,370
No way!
I'm wearing skinny jeans!
320
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,580
Poneyhead!
321
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,750
Hey, Ponyhead!
322
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,520
The pizza! Remember?
323
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,420
Everybody freeze!
324
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:49,720
I'm shutting this party down.
325
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,430
Till we get Little Red Riding Hood
there into a pair of skinny jeans!
326
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,400
When you promised
we'd just get the pizza!
327
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,700
How does that fit into this?
328
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,340
Oh, shut up, baby girl.
You know you look good.
329
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,670
Check it out, Marco.
I got us a cab.
330
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,410
Oh. Great.
331
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,710
Uh, we're going
to Emilio's pizza.
332
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:17,250
Just take the car.
333
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,550
Don't hurt me!
334
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,520
I don't think this is a taxi.
335
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:23,590
Oh, don't blame me! It's not my fault
that people like to give me stuff!
336
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,660
What did you...
337
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,300
Okay, Marco,
tell me how to get there!
338
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,703
Pony! You need
to stop this car right now!
339
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,270
Come on. Just tell me
and I'll drive us there!
340
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,703
Stop the car.
Tell me how to get there.
341
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,580
Stop the car. But tell
me how to get there.
342
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,280
Stop the car.
Tell me how to...
343
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,750
Gah!
344
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:58,260
I-uh... I...
345
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,290
Uh... Okay.
What are you doing?
346
00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,490
We just stole this thing!
347
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,260
I have to get rid
of the evidence.
348
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,260
We gotta get as far away
from this as possible.
349
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,580
And then report it
to the police.
350
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,400
No! No, no, no, no!
351
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,250
Aww, it's so compact.
352
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,620
I'm totally going to jail!
353
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,350
You're not going to jail, Marco!
354
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,460
Go home to daddy, baby!
355
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,660
Okay, let's go
get us another car!
356
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,600
How about you stop doing all that
Ponyhead business we talked about...
357
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,470
and let me get us there?
Fine.
358
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:45,340
Hey, up there! How much for
a ride to Emilio's Pizza?
359
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,540
Uh... $650?
360
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,510
Okay...
361
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,420
Okay, okay...
362
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,580
Everything's still in order.
363
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,250
We're here...
364
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:03,450
Keep it cool...
Oh, my gogo!
365
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,520
It smells like
tomatoes and cologne.
366
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,390
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
367
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:11,330
You can't just saunter
in there with your... sass.
368
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,700
This is Emilio's.
369
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,430
Emilio's!
370
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,230
For once today just...
371
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,440
let me handle this.
372
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,570
Let me handle this.
373
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,640
Just sit here...
374
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,450
or float here in the corner.
Don't say a word.
375
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,550
Hey, Marco!
376
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,720
Hey, Emilio!
377
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,490
Good to see you, kid.
378
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,620
Here you go, Bubba.
379
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,560
May I?
Go ahead.
380
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:43,290
After it's left my oven...
381
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,530
it's not my baby.
382
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,300
Huh...
383
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,400
Everything okay?
384
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,500
Uh, yeah.
Everything's great.
385
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,310
Well...
Are you sure?
386
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,440
You made that...
387
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,580
You know th-that face
I've never seen you make.
388
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,510
No, no.
It's-it's nothing.
389
00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:03,550
I'll just, uh...
live with it.
390
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,220
Oh. Okay.
391
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,520
Actually...
392
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,490
The thing is...
393
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,390
it's the mushrooms.
394
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,630
There aren't as many mushrooms
as they usually are.
395
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,560
Not as many mushrooms?
Let me see...
396
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,630
It's-it's totally-
it's not a big deal at all.
397
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,230
Okay.
398
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,370
One...
399
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,470
Two...
No.
400
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,340
Three... No, don't. Don't count.
401
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:30,340
Four... Five...
Please don't count.
402
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,410
Six... seven... eight...
403
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,580
Okay, stop. Stop counting.
404
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,250
Ninety-one,
ninety-two, ninety three...
405
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,743
Let's not play
the number game, you know?
406
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:40,450
Ninety-four,
ninety-five, ninety-six...
407
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:43,450
Ninety-seven!
408
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,620
Ninety-eight...
409
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,490
Huh, yeah.
You're right, Marco.
410
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,730
Usually I put... Put a hundred
mushrooms on a pizza, but there's...
411
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,460
There's only ninety-nine here.
412
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,530
All this time I thought
I was making good pizza.
413
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,470
Uhh, President
of the United States liked it!
414
00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:01,370
The Nobel Peace Prize liked it.
415
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,210
None of that matters...
416
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,240
because it wasn't good enough
417
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,510
for Marco Diaz.
418
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,650
Well, don't beat
yourself up about it.
419
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,320
N-n-nobody's perfect.
420
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,280
Emilio's Pizza.
421
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,350
I-I-I... Let me just
stop you right there.
422
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,360
I cannot take your order.
423
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,660
Well! Because I cannot make
a perfect pizza!
424
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,260
Oh, well, thank you.
425
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,230
That's very sweet of you.
I appreciate that.
426
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,270
I think it's very good myself,
427
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,370
but perfection
is a very high bar.
428
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,440
So, as of right now, I quit!
429
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:35,510
Goodbye, and have a nice life.
430
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,670
Why are you yelling at me?
431
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,410
I am not yelling, sir!
432
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,540
No, no. You are yelling.
Lower your voice!
433
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,550
Not a word.
434
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,420
I wasn't gonna say anything.
435
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,730
You know,
this is all your fault.
436
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,490
With all your Ponyhead stuff.
437
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,360
Ooh, excuse me?
438
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,490
I knew Friendship Thursday
wasn't your thing!
439
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:58,300
TV and pizza
sounds boring to you.
440
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,500
But it's what Star and I
like to do on Thursdays!
441
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,630
Okay! Well, why did you
even invite me then?
442
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,400
I didn't invite you!
443
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,763
When you're around,
everything goes bad!
444
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,570
Why don't you just say it then?
445
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:11,310
Fine! There's no room for the
three of us in this friend...
446
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,640
Is Emilio here?
447
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,410
He's gone.
448
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,380
Indefinitely.
449
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,320
Oh, okay.
450
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,590
Do you know why I like pizza?
451
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,490
No one cares. There's
something else going on.
452
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,590
It's divided into equal portions
453
00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,760
so everybody gets
the same amount.
454
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,330
And, it's got no sharp edges
to stab someone with.
455
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:35,770
Because it's round.
Like the circle of friendship.
456
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,730
And I like the cwust!
457
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,640
Truce?
458
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,570
Truce!
459
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,510
How do you feel
about making a pizza
460
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:47,710
with a hundred mushrooms?
461
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,680
Oh, yeah, Boy!
462
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,450
Uh... guys?
463
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,620
Emilio's...
464
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,240
Way too many mushrooms.
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