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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,156 WHAT A MESS. 2 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:25,159 EVERY TIME I LOOK DOWN THERE, IT GETS WORSE. 3 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:28,296 MAYBE I OUGHT TO STOP LOOKING DOWN. 4 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,730 MILLIONS OF PLANETS, 5 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,599 AND THAT ONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PROBLEM. 6 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,435 WHY THAT ONE? I KNOW WHY. 7 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:37,605 PEOPLE. I HAD TO PUT PEOPLE ON IT. 8 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,908 MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO DOWN THERE AND LOOK AROUND. 9 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,976 I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 10 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,645 LET'S SEE, UM... 11 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,047 [THUNDER] 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,151 PLEASE, NOT NOW. I'M THINKING. 13 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:22,543 TRACY. DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR HAT. 14 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,821 BYE, MOM. 15 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,829 TRACY. 16 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,734 MOM, WHO WEARS HATS? 17 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,802 YOUNG LADIES DO. 18 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,205 AND BESIDES, HATS ARE COMING BACK. 19 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,306 OH, MOTHER. 20 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,408 WHO KNOWS WHERE HE'LL TAKE YOU? 21 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,345 HE'S MY FATHER, AND YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S TAKING ME-- 22 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:00,180 TO A MOVIE AND A CHINESE RESTAURANT. 23 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,349 HE ALWAYS DOES. 24 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,785 WELL... YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. 25 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,788 IN FACT, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 26 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,524 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 27 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,781 HI, SHINGO. 28 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,915 THINK FAST. 29 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,686 WANT TO PLAY? 30 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:41,422 I CAN'T. I'M GOING WITH MY FATHER. 31 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,223 I LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES 32 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,592 AND EAT CHINESE FOOD. 33 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,428 I WISH MY PARENTS WOULD SPLIT... 34 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,063 BUT JAPANESE PARENTS WOULD NEVER SPLIT. 35 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,198 WHY NOT? 36 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,833 THEY JUST DON'T. 37 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,370 PRETTY GOOD FOR A GIRL. 38 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,838 WANT TO TRY AGAIN? 39 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,239 DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK. 40 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,574 [HORN HONKS] 41 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,916 HEY, HOW'S MY BABY? 42 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,983 OK. 43 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,485 GOOD. 44 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,153 GEE, YOU LOOK NICE. 45 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:14,154 THANK YOU. 46 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,923 CAN YOU GET THE DOOR? 47 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,024 OK. 48 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,002 SO, UH, HOW'S SCHOOL? 49 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,771 FINE. FINE. 50 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,408 LISTEN, YOU CAN GO ALL OUT TODAY, YOU KNOW? 51 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:38,446 DOUBLE EGG ROLLS, EXTRA FORTUNE COOKIE, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 52 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,880 I GOT A NEW SPAGHETTI ACCOUNT. 53 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,915 WANT TO HEAR THE SLOGAN I CAME UP WITH? 54 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,117 YOU READY? 55 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,820 "THE TASTE OF MAMA." 56 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,821 THAT'S IT? 57 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,923 COME ON, THAT'S ONLY THE SLOGAN. 58 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,224 NOW IMAGINE IT-- 59 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,560 THERE'S A BIG POT 60 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,095 OF REALLY RICH TOMATO SAUCE BUBBLING. 61 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,830 SUDDENLY, OUT OF IT 62 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,500 COME TWO REALLY DELICIOUS-LOOKING STRANDS OF SPAGHETTI, 63 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,768 RIGHT? THEN-- 64 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,303 * PAH TAH T-T-TAH TAH * 65 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,872 * P-T-TAH TAH ** 66 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,908 THEY BREAK INTO THIS WILD DANCE TO A DISCO BEAT. 67 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,309 DANCING SPAGHETTI? 68 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,013 WELL, MR. TENESTO LIKES IT. 69 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,982 THEN I LIKE IT, TOO. 70 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,985 YOU'RE NOT ASKING WHAT I BROUGHT YOU? 71 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,453 THANKS. 72 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,694 THAT'S IT? THANKS? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO OPEN IT? 73 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:30,464 YOU OPEN IT, AND A BIG SNAKE JUMPS OUT, RIGHT? 74 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,700 RIGHT. 75 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,635 OH, DADDY. YOU AND YOUR TRICKS. 76 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:38,439 YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING ON ME. 77 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:47,815 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 78 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,618 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... ** 79 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,020 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE? 80 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,022 ATTACK FROM THE HIDDEN PLANET. 81 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,025 OH, NO, TRACY. NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. 82 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,860 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFIC. 83 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,764 YOU SAID THAT ABOUT THE ONE LAST WEEK. SOME THRILLER. 84 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,099 IN ONE SECOND, A PLANT TURNS INTO A PERSON? 85 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,300 COME ON, TRACY. 86 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,702 BUT THEY EXPLAINED IT. 87 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,338 IT WAS BECAUSE THEY CAME FROM ANOTHER PLANET. 88 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,040 I MEAN, THEIR SPIRITS DID. 89 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,109 I DIDN'T SEE ANY SPIRITS. WHAT SPIRITS? 90 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,712 DADDY, YOU CAN'T SEE SPIRITS. 91 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,282 TRACY, JUST ONCE CAN'T WE GO SEE A NORMAL MOVIE 92 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,852 WITH LAURENCE OLIVIER OR... 93 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,253 WALTER MATTHAU? 94 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:30,057 BENJI. I'LL EVEN GO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT A CUTE DOG. HUH? 95 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,392 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SPIRITS 96 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,994 DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT THERE. 97 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,329 IT'S KIND OF LIKE BELIEVING IN GOD. 98 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:41,001 SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THINGS YOU CAN'T SEE. 99 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,170 OK. 100 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,404 I GOT TO CALL JOAN. 101 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,706 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 102 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,041 YOU STILL GOING WITH HER? 103 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,677 YEAH. 104 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:52,045 SHE ISN'T AS PRETTY AS MOM. 105 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:55,415 WELL, SHE HAS OTHER QUALITIES I FIND ATTRACTIVE. 106 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,617 HER BIG BOOBS? 107 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,586 GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL YOU? 108 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,889 MOM SAYS SHE HAS BIG BOOBS. 109 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,992 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF BOOBS I'LL HAVE? 110 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,596 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 111 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,658 I'LL HAVE THE BUTTERFLY SHRIMP. 112 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,125 THAT'S GOOD. 113 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,296 THAT'S A PARTY OF THREE AT 7:00. 114 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,998 OK, MR. JONES. 115 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,014 COME IN, TRACY. 116 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,022 IT'S ALL RIGHT. COME IN. 117 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,534 TRACY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. 118 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,103 WHERE ARE YOU? 119 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,605 I CAN'T SEE YOU. 120 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:00,407 BUT YOU CAN HEAR ME, TRACY. 121 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,742 DAD? 122 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,878 I'VE BEEN CALLED "OUR FATHER," BUT NEVER DAD. 123 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,980 AW, COME ON, DAD. 124 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,249 ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICK VOICES? 125 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,584 YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. 126 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:11,685 WHERE ARE YOU? 127 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,453 TRACY, I'M GOD. 128 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,589 YOURS TRULY FROM THE FORTUNE COOKIE. 129 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,424 OK, SO YOU'RE GOD. 130 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,826 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 131 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,862 TRACY, I REALLY AM GOD. 132 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,331 I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BETTER. 133 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,465 THAT WOULD BE NICE, 134 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,868 BUT FIRST MAKE UP WITH MOM. 135 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,671 WHY DON'T WE MEET IN FRONT OF THE STORE MONDAY? 136 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,806 OH, YEAH. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 137 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,775 TRACY, IF I'M YOUR FATHER, 138 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,010 WOULDN'T THOSE GIRLS HEAR ME TALKING? 139 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,613 DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT MAN'S VOICE? 140 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,081 WHAT VOICE, HONEY? 141 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:41,949 WHERE? 142 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,884 TRACY, THEY CAN'T HEAR ME. 143 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,019 THERE. DID YOU HEAR IT? 144 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,222 NO. 145 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,564 BUT--BUT IF YOU WERE GOD, 146 00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,000 WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER WITH ME? 147 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,102 TRACY, IT WAS SOMETHING YOU SAID 148 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,904 THAT SORT OF INTERESTED ME-- 149 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,839 THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE 150 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,941 IN THINGS YOU CAN'T SEE. 151 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,711 WOW! HOW'D YOU KNOW I SAID THAT? 152 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,280 I KNOW, I SEE, I HEAR. 153 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,786 THIS PLACE IS TOO BUSY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 154 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,788 WAIT! DON'T GO YET. 155 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,389 WHERE LATER? HOW? 156 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,390 TRACY. 157 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,625 HUH? 158 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,928 OH, HI, MRS. MANLEY. 159 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,797 WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO? 160 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,398 I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,433 I'M NOT SURE. 162 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,102 ARE YOU STILL THERE? 163 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,673 HE'S GONE. 164 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,335 YOU OK? 165 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,636 YEAH. 166 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,804 YOU'VE BEEN AWFUL QUIET 167 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,806 SINCE WE LEFT THE RESTAURANT. 168 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,875 I'M FINE. I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING. 169 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,710 THINKING? ABOUT WHAT? 170 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,214 HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU MIGHT BE DREAMING 171 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,784 EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW YOU WERE AWAKE? 172 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,420 WOULD YOU LIKE TO RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN? 173 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,789 LIKE SOMETHING HAPPENED, 174 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,558 BUT IT'S MORE LIKE A DREAM THAN REAL. 175 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,560 DAYDREAMING. YEAH, SURE. 176 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,295 HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. 177 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,764 IT'S OK. 178 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,368 I GOT TO STOP BY THE OFFICE FOR SOMETHING. 179 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,502 WAIT FOR ME IN THE CAR? 180 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,737 OK. 181 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,739 ALL RIGHT? 182 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,494 TRACY, IT'S ME AGAIN. 183 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,162 WHAT? WHAT? 184 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,232 THAT WASN'T A DREAM YOU HAD. IT WAS REAL. 185 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,533 WHERE ARE YOU? 186 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,368 IN THE BACK SEAT. 187 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,876 WELL? 188 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,045 DISAPPOINTED? 189 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,915 OH, GOSH, NO... GOD, SIR. 190 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,084 WHY--WHY WOULD I BE DISAPPOINTED, SIR? 191 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,788 ARE YOU REALLY GOD, SIR? 192 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,190 FORGET THE SIR. JUST PLAIN GOD. 193 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,059 THE OWNER OF THE STORE. 194 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,694 ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN UPSTAIRS. 195 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,998 I DON'T KNOW. SOMEHOW I THOUGHT YOU'D LOOK HOLIER... 196 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,067 AND MORE FANCY, SORT OF. 197 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:51,038 I MEAN, LIKE WITH A CROWN AND A LONG BEARD 198 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,040 AND A FLOWING WHITE ROBE. 199 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,042 YOU'RE THINKING OF CHARLTON HESTON. 200 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,244 I CAN'T GET OVER IT. 201 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,511 IT'S JUST THAT-- 202 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,182 THAT I GUESS I EXPECTED YOU TO LOOK MUCH OLDER. 203 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,252 THANKS, TRACY. I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 204 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,386 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 205 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,855 WHO KNOWS? 206 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,224 AFTER THE FIRST 2 MILLION YEARS, I STOPPED COUNTING. 207 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,526 IT'S AWKWARD TALKING LIKE THIS. 208 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,997 WOW! HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 209 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,832 IF I COULD PART THE RED SEA, 210 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,302 I CAN CERTAINLY MOVE TO THE FRONT OF A CAR. 211 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,239 IT'S REFRESHING TALKING TO A YOUNG LADY LIKE YOU. 212 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,342 TAKES MY MIND OFF SOME OF MY PROBLEMS. 213 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,477 YOU HAVE PROBLEMS? 214 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,546 YEAH. I'M NOT ALWAYS ON CLOUD NINE. 215 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,116 THEY'RE STILL NOT GETTING MY MESSAGE. 216 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,518 I'M JUST NOT IN PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS. 217 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,221 THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN ME LIKE THEY SHOULD. 218 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,892 I DO, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 219 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,894 I KNOW, BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE 220 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,963 WHO THINK OF ME ONLY A COUPLE OF TIMES A YEAR. 221 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,265 THEN OTHERS DON'T THINK OF ME AT ALL 222 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,201 UNTIL THAT VERY LAST MINUTE-- 223 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,204 AND THEN, BOY, DO I HEAR FROM THEM. 224 00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,207 PEOPLE HAVE TO BE REMINDED THAT I'M STILL AROUND. 225 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,243 THEN COME UP WITH ONE OF YOUR BIG MIRACLES. 226 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,378 THAT WOULD REALLY SHAKE THEM UP. 227 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,048 AH. PEOPLE REMEMBER THE MIRACLE 228 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,050 AND FORGET WHY I DID IT. 229 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,752 I'VE GOT IT. MY DAD'S IN THAT BUSINESS. 230 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,121 YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE. 231 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,722 TELEVISION, RADIO, 232 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,324 BILLBOARDS, NEWSPAPERS. 233 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,658 GET A SLOGAN. 234 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,293 A SLOGAN? 235 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,530 TRACY, I'M NOT A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE. 236 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,965 SLOGANS REALLY WORK. 237 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,167 YOU'LL BECOME A HOUSEHOLD WORD. 238 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,536 HOUSEHOLD WORD. 239 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,805 YEAH. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR A CHANGE. 240 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,944 ALL RIGHT, TRACY. YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A JOB. 241 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,278 YOU THINK OF A SLOGAN, 242 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,213 AND I'LL SPREAD IT AROUND. 243 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,682 I'LL ASK MY DAD. HE'S GREAT. 244 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:46,019 NO. I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING TOO WELL WITH GROWNUPS LATELY. 245 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,820 I'D RATHER IT CAME FROM YOU. 246 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,623 ME? I'M THE WORLD'S WORST WRITER, 247 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,892 AND MY SPELLING IS THE PITS. 248 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,028 I DON'T TAKE OFF FOR SPELLING. 249 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,964 SEE, IF IT COMES FROM YOU, 250 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,566 IT'LL BE SOMETHING THAT YOUR FRIENDS CAN UNDERSTAND. 251 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,602 THAT WAY, I'LL HAVE THE CHILDREN ON MY SIDE. 252 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,405 AND WHEN THEY GROW UP, I'LL HAVE THEIR CHILDREN. 253 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,240 ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE CHILDREN, 254 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,841 THAT'S THE BALL GAME. 255 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:12,145 THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW THINGS-- 256 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,746 LIKE ALL THAT POLLUTION. 257 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,816 AND HAVE YOU NOTICED YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF EAGLES? 258 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:21,121 AND THERE ARE A FEW VOLCANOES THAT NEED COOLING OFF. 259 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,922 WHAT DO YOU SAY, TRACY? 260 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,559 WILL YOU COME UP WITH A SLOGAN? 261 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,661 OK. I'LL SURE TRY. 262 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,862 GOOD. 263 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:33,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. 264 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,701 NOBODY ELSE WILL, EITHER. 265 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,504 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE OR HEAR ME. 266 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,873 TELL THEM ABOUT OUR VISITS, THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE, UM... 267 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:41,941 BONKERS? 268 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,576 DEFINITELY. 269 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:47,147 THEY GAVE SOME OF MY BEST PEOPLE A PRETTY BAD TIME. 270 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,082 HERE COMES YOUR FATHER. 271 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,922 HERE YOU GO. 272 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,191 SORRY I TOOK SO LONG. 273 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,031 OK. READY FOR YOUR MOVIE? 274 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,698 YEP. 275 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,943 THREE LASER FIGHTS, A COLLISION OF PLANETS? 276 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,511 YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH. 277 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,114 HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE, YOU WANT TO GO HOME. 278 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,449 YOU OK? 279 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,983 SORRY, DADDY. 280 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,253 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY. 281 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,623 DADDY? 282 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,524 HMM? 283 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,860 LET'S SAY YOU HAVE A BIG NEW CLIENT 284 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,064 AND YOU NEED A REAL SUPER SLOGAN. 285 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,332 WHERE DO YOU START? 286 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,170 WELL, UH... 287 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,272 FIRST YOU EXAMINE THE PRODUCT. 288 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,773 YOU TRY TO PICK OUT 289 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,176 THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT IT-- 290 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,078 THE THING THAT'LL MAKE IT SELL-- 291 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:54,013 LIKE, UM...WELL, TAKE POTATO CHIPS, FOR EXAMPLE. 292 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,484 NO. SOMETHING BIGGER. MORE IMPORTANT. 293 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,352 IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 294 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,620 A PRODUCT'S A PRODUCT. 295 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,222 THE PRINCIPLE IS THE SAME. 296 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,624 WELL, LET'S SAY YOU'RE SELLING A PERSON... 297 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,758 OK. 298 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,160 A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, 299 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,928 LIKE, UH... 300 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,864 WELL, LET'S SAY... 301 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,433 GOD. 302 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,704 GOD. 303 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,572 I DON'T THINK I'D HANDLE THAT ACCOUNT. 304 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,309 ONE MISTAKE AND YOU'RE IN TROUBLE THERE. 305 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,311 DON'T TRY AND GET OUT OF IT, DADDY. 306 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,513 HOW WOULD YOU SELL GOD? 307 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,415 OK. GOD. 308 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,384 GOD. WELL... 309 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,422 FIRST I'D, UH, MAKE A LIST OF HIS GOOD QUALITIES-- 310 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,989 YOU KNOW, HIS MOST SALABLE FEATURES-- 311 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,993 THEN I'D COME UP WITH A NICE LOW-KEY SLOGAN. 312 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:44,797 THEN I'D MEET HIM FOR LUNCH AND PITCH IT TO HIM. 313 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,233 AND THEN? 314 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,201 IF HE LIKES IT, I'LL PICK UP THE TAB. 315 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,503 IF NOT, I'LL LET HIM PICK IT UP. 316 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,539 WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT GOD? 317 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,307 SOME SCHOOL PROJECT, OR-- 318 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,809 SORT OF. IT'S AN ASSIGNMENT I JUST GOT. 319 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,545 OH, I SEE. 320 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,420 BEFORE I DROP YOU OFF, 321 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,556 I WANT TO PICK UP JOAN. 322 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,557 THAT OK? 323 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,658 OK. 324 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,099 THERE SHE IS. 325 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,668 [HONK HONK] 326 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,338 YEP, THERE THEY ARE. 327 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,240 WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT HER-- 328 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,241 BIG BOOBS? 329 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,476 OH, COME ON. 330 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,043 YOU LIKE KNOCKERS BETTER? 331 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,414 COULD WE JUST DROP THEM-- UH, DROP IT? 332 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,091 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 333 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,126 MMM. YOU TELL ME. 334 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,428 MMM. 335 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,231 HI, STACY. 336 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,932 TRACY. 337 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,934 OH, UH, OF COURSE. 338 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,303 UH, OH, WHAT'S THAT? 339 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,070 IT'S A PRESENT MY DAD GOT ME. 340 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,872 OPEN IT. 341 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,574 UM...I-- 342 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,709 AAH! 343 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,646 CUTE. THANK YOU. 344 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,895 HI, MOM. 345 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,163 HI. HOW WAS THE MOVIE? 346 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,232 DUMB. 347 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,166 AW. 348 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,801 HOW WAS THE EGG ROLL? 349 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,936 GOOD. 350 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,571 AND HIS GIRLFRIEND? 351 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,605 BIG. 352 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,773 HMM. 353 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,244 CALLED ME STACY AGAIN. 354 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:43,049 OH. WELL, YOUR FATHER'S NOT EXACTLY INTERESTED IN HER BRAIN. 355 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,050 MOM? 356 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,051 HUH? 357 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,486 SOMETHING'S ON MY MIND-- 358 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,855 HOW CAN HE THINK SHE'S ONLY 28? 359 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,190 THAT MAN IS SO GULLIBLE. 360 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,759 MOM, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUES-- 361 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,395 DID HE MENTION WHERE HE WAS TAKING HER? 362 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,230 WHAT WAS SHE WEARING? 363 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,599 MOM, SHE'S YUCKY. SHE'S WAY OVER 28, 364 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,734 AND YOU'RE 10 TIMES PRETTIER. 365 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:07,240 OH...YOU... ARE A BRILLIANT CHILD. 366 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,243 MOM? 367 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,914 WE KNOW THAT GOD HAS A LOT OF WONDERFUL QUALITIES, 368 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,685 BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ARE SOME OF HIS STRONGEST POINTS? 369 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,089 TRACY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,090 GOD. 371 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,392 [HORN HONKS] 372 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,261 WE'LL TALK LATER. THAT'S THE GELMANS. 373 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,529 I'M SHOWING THEM A HOUSE, 374 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,431 AND THEY'RE TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER. 375 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,634 GO TO BED WHEN ROSA SAYS. NO TROUBLE, OK? 376 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,904 CAN I STAY UP A LITTLE LATE? NO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 377 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,372 ALL RIGHT. 378 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,709 DON'T WATCH ANY HORROR FILMS, OK? 379 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,498 AAH! 380 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,766 HIDE! HE'LL SEE YOU! 381 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,934 OH! 382 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,968 ELSA! 383 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,004 ROSA, YOU'RE MISSING THE BEST PART. 384 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,341 I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY. 385 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,878 ROSA...DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? 386 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,215 OF COURSE I DO. 387 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,684 EVER SEE HIM? 388 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,087 NO, BUT I TALK TO HIM. 389 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,622 YOU TALK TO GOD? 390 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,492 ALL THE TIME. 391 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,027 DID YOU TALK TO HIM TODAY? 392 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,229 YOU DID? 393 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,298 THIS MORNING WHEN I PRAY. 394 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,634 AND DID GOD TALK TO YOU? 395 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,036 NO, HE NEVER TALKS TO ME. 396 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:48,240 MAYBE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SPANISH SO GOOD. 397 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,709 ROSA... 398 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:50,977 YES? 399 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,779 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 400 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,381 IF I TOLD YOU... 401 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,182 THAT I SAW GOD TODAY 402 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,685 AND WE TALKED TO EACH OTHER? 403 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,028 YOU BETTER GO TO BED. 404 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:12,532 YOU'RE GETTING LOCA FROM THESE CRAZY MOVIES. 405 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,469 YOU SAW GOD IN YOUR DAD'S CAR? 406 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,704 THAT'S RIGHT. 407 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,006 YOU TALKED TO HIM IN A RESTAURANT? 408 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,207 RIGHT. 409 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,342 DID YOU GET HIS AUTOGRAPH? 410 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,611 YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON. 411 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,646 NO, YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON. 412 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,715 SHINGO, I REALLY SAW GOD. 413 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:31,818 OK, OK. WHAT DID GOD SAY? 414 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,086 HE SAID IF HE COULD GET KIDS 415 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,555 TO SPREAD HIS MESSAGE, 416 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,957 THEN HE COULD DO OTHER THINGS, 417 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:41,561 LIKE COOL OFF A VOLCANO AND STUFF. 418 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:44,897 YOU TWO HAD SOME RAP SESSION. 419 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:48,300 HE WANTED ME TO COME UP WITH A SLOGAN. 420 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,368 SLOGAN? 421 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,638 LIKE THEY HAVE IN TV COMMERCIALS. 422 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,773 OH. WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY? 423 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,042 HE SAID SPELLING DIDN'T COUNT. 424 00:22:56,042 --> 00:23:00,480 I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 425 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,049 SPELLING ALWAYS COUNTS. 426 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:07,820 WHY DO I WASTE TIME TALKING TO YOU? 427 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,799 MAYBE SHE DID SEE GOD. 428 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,605 HAROLD. 429 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,908 CAN YOU GIVE ME A SET 430 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,513 CONTAINING FIVE PRIME NUMBERS? 431 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:37,550 2, 3, 5, 7, AND 11. 432 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,319 THAT'S VERY GOOD, HAROLD. 433 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,889 MISS HUDSON. 434 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,657 MISS HUDSON. 435 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,529 LISA. 436 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,097 WHEW. 437 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,167 CAN YOU TELL ME 438 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,769 THE PROPERTIES OF A SET? 439 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:59,672 IT'S A SERIES OF WHOLE NUMBERS. 440 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,574 THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU. 441 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:03,209 MISS HUDSON. 442 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,544 MISS HUDSON. 443 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:05,978 MISS HUDSON. 444 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,079 I KNOW. MISS-- 445 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,280 TRACY. 446 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,682 AWW. 447 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,522 CAN YOU TELL ME 448 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,857 THE PROPERTIES OF A SUBSET? 449 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,630 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AFTER CLASS IS OVER. 450 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,066 YOU'VE BEEN VERY INATTENTIVE IN CLASS, 451 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:30,369 AND YOU HAVEN'T TURNED IN YOUR HOMEWORK ALL WEEK. 452 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,404 I'M SORRY, MISS HUDSON. 453 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:35,274 IS THERE ANYTHING THE MATTER AT HOME, 454 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,176 SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW? 455 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,679 YOU SURE? 456 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,884 WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR TIME? 457 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,486 I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 458 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,022 I'M SENDING A NOTE HOME TO YOUR PARENTS. 459 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,559 MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO THEM. 460 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:56,195 GIRLS, I BOUGHT A LOT OF UNDERWEAR FOR MY MEN, 461 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:59,632 AND EVERY YEAR I PICK FRUIT OF THE LOOM. 462 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,367 SURPRISE, EMMA! 463 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,969 HIYA, CUTIES. 464 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,271 EVERY MAN OUGHT TO BUY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRIEFS. 465 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:11,277 SO I CARRY THE AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD. 466 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,779 I ORDERED STEAK. 467 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,581 I DON'T WANT A MOVIE. 468 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,915 BUT I WANTED STEAK. 469 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,517 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS THE MOVIE. 470 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,354 AT PSA WE NEVER LOST SIGHT OF WHAT AN AIRLINE SHOULD BE. 471 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:26,926 SO, AT PSA, WE GIVE YOU MORE PLANES AND LESS FANCIES. 472 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,595 WE GIVE YOU LOW FARES, NOT FANFARES. 473 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,763 YOU STILL WATCHING TELEVISION? 474 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,431 YEAH. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 475 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,801 YOU SHOULD BE IN BED. 476 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:36,669 IT'S ALMOST 11:30. 477 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,872 I WANT TO SEE THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW. 478 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:43,009 ALL RIGHT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COCOA? 479 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,577 YEAH, GREAT. 480 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:47,614 BUT AFTER COCOA, YOU GO TO BED, EH? 481 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:50,282 [THE TONIGHT SHOW THEME PLAYS] 482 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,020 FROM HOLLYWOOD... 483 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:57,156 THE TONIGHT SHOW, STARRING JOHNNY CARSON. 484 00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,993 THIS IS ED McMAHON ALONG WITH TOMMY NEWSOME 485 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,796 INVITING YOU TO JOIN JOHNNY AND HIS GUESTS-- 486 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,565 BOB HOPE, ANGIE DICKINSON, 487 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,934 MELISSA MANCHESTER, 488 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:10,236 AND OLYMPICS EXPERT BUD GREENSPAN. 489 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,304 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 490 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,374 HERE'S... 491 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:16,542 JOHNNY! 492 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,645 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 493 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:32,591 GOD? ON THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW? 494 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,026 WHY NOT? 495 00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:35,928 HE GETS EVERYBODY ELSE TO REPLACE HIM. 496 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,496 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 497 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:38,965 DON'T WORRY, TRACY. 498 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,800 ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME. 499 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,670 EVERYBODY ELSE IS WATCHING JOHNNY CARSON. 500 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,306 WOW. YOU REALLY GET AROUND. 501 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,876 WHEN YOU GOT A TERRITORY AS BIG AS MINE, 502 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:52,111 YOU CAN'T DOG IT. 503 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,347 WELL, HAVE YOU GOT A SLOGAN FOR ME? 504 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,249 YEAH, I GOT A FEW. 505 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:58,785 GOOD. LET'S HEAR THEM. 506 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,286 OK, HERE WE GO. 507 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,957 "HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF? G-O-D." 508 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:07,960 THAT'S NICE. 509 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,096 IT'S--IT'S REAL NICE, 510 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:13,232 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME. 511 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:15,167 HOW ABOUT THIS-- 512 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:18,504 "GOD IS BULLISH ON HUMANITY." 513 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,239 THAT'S NICE, TOO. 514 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,908 YOU GOT ANY MORE? 515 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:25,011 OH, SURE. THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE. 516 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:28,114 "YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH GOD." 517 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:31,784 THAT'S GOOD, BUT THEN AGAIN, TRACY, 518 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,753 THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN GOOD. 519 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:36,989 I THOUGHT YOU'D GO FOR THAT ONE. 520 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,726 HOW ABOUT, "LET GOD PUT YOU--" 521 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,728 IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT? 522 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,095 YEAH. 523 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,664 LOOK, I WORKED HARD ON THESE. 524 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,334 I'M SURE YOU DID, 525 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,637 BUT, TRACY, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M BRAGGING, 526 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:54,540 BUT LET'S FACE IT, I'M AN ORIGINAL, 527 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,708 THE ONE AND ONLY. 528 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,878 I MADE MY OWN MOLD AND THREW IT AWAY. 529 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,948 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY EASY. 530 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:05,417 I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE. ONE MORE WEEK. 531 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,219 JUST A WEEK? 532 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,587 THAT'S LONG ENOUGH. 533 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:12,324 LOOK WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN A WEEK, AND WITHOUT COMPUTERS. 534 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:15,627 YOU DIDN'T HAVE A MATH TEST COMING UP. 535 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,930 ONE WEEK. 536 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,801 I SAY IF YOU DON'T SET DEADLINES, NOTHING HAPPENS. 537 00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:24,370 CAN I ASK MY DAD FOR HELP? 538 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,272 IN MATH, SURE. 539 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:30,442 WHAT ABOUT SHINGO? CAN HE HELP ME? 540 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:31,577 YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? 541 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:34,013 YEAH, SHINGO CAN HELP. 542 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,583 WE'LL DO THE BEST WE CAN. 543 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,385 WE'LL REALLY TRY. 544 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:44,123 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT SO FAST. 545 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,262 TRACY? 546 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,699 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 547 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,702 NOTHING. UM, NOBODY. 548 00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:59,138 YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO SOMEONE. 549 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:03,209 THAT? OH, I WAS TALKING BACK TO THE TELEVISION. 550 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,979 THE SET ISN'T EVEN ON. 551 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,214 I TURNED IT OFF. 552 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,182 IT WAS SOME DUMB COMMERCIAL. 553 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:13,252 THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING. 554 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:16,755 HOW ABOUT, "YOU CAN BE SURE IF IT'S GOD"? 555 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,758 NO, IT HAS TO BE ORIGINAL. 556 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,627 WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS. 557 00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:23,162 LET'S GO HOME. I'M STARVED. 558 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,032 WAIT! I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING. 559 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,666 I LIKE IT. LET'S GO. 560 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,768 I DIDN'T SAY IT YET. 561 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,840 HOW ABOUT, "BUY GOD. B-U-Y"? 562 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,474 GREAT. LET'S GO. 563 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,043 NAH, IT'S TOO COMMERCIAL. 564 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,410 HE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT. 565 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:41,013 YOU KNOW HIM BETTER THAN I DO. 566 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,714 HOW ABOUT, "TRY GOD"? 567 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:43,850 GREAT. 568 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:44,851 "GOOD GOD." 569 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:45,952 THAT'S EVEN GREATER. 570 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,153 "GREAT GOD." 571 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:47,954 PERFECT! 572 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:51,157 NO, IT JUST MISSES. 573 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,925 HOW COME EVERYTHING JUST MISSES? 574 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,593 I DON'T KNOW. 575 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,195 IT'S JUST A GUT FEELING. 576 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,664 THAT'S AN ADVERTISING EXPRESSION. 577 00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,566 I'VE GOT A GUT FEELING, TOO. 578 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,101 I'M HUNGRY. 579 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,003 WE'LL THINK GOD TOMORROW. 580 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,072 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 581 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,806 I SAID WE'LL THINK GOD TOMORROW. 582 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,807 THAT'S IT! 583 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,842 WHAT'S IT? 584 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,077 THINK GOD! THINK GOD! 585 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,945 THAT'S A TERRIFIC SLOGAN! 586 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,147 OH, SHINGO, YOU SAVED THE DAY. 587 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,583 "THINK GOD." HE'LL LOVE IT. 588 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,691 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 589 00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:28,760 WHO IS SHE TALKING TO? 590 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,498 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT KID. 591 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,202 IT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE SEEN HER DO THAT. 592 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:39,271 HARRIET, LOOK AT THE WAY SHE'S CARRYING ON. 593 00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,973 POOR TRACY. 594 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,808 POOR PAULA. 595 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:45,844 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HER MOTHER. 596 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:52,518 THINK GOD. HMM. YEAH. 597 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,620 THINK GOD. 598 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,388 VERY INTERESTING. 599 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,991 IT'S GOT A MESSAGE, IT'S SHORT, 600 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:01,593 AND TELLS IT ALL. 601 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:04,931 TRACY, I REALLY LIKE IT. 602 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:07,099 THANK GOD. 603 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:10,202 THAT'S GOOD, TOO, BUT LET'S GO WITH "THINK GOD." 604 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,004 SHINGO CAME UP WITH THAT ONE. 605 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,572 I HAD A HUNCH HE WOULD. 606 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:16,708 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SPREAD THE SLOGAN AROUND? 607 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,311 YOU'VE DONE SUCH A GOOD JOB, 608 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,013 I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU DO IT. 609 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:24,016 ME? I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 610 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,152 WHY NOT START WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 611 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,754 BUT A WHOLE BIG ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN? 612 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,156 HOW WOULD I DO THAT? 613 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:31,890 YOU'LL FIND A WAY. 614 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,292 THIS ISN'T FAIR. 615 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:35,061 WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEBODY 616 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,163 WHO ISN'T BEHIND IN HER HOMEWORK? 617 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,898 I'VE PICKED ON SOME GOOD PEOPLE. 618 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,768 YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO BE IN THEIR COMPANY. 619 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:44,470 WELL, OK. 620 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:48,507 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY EASY TO TURN DOWN. 621 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,113 SO THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO-- 622 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,648 WRITE "THINK GOD" ALL OVER THE PLACE. 623 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,985 ON WALLS, ON SIDEWALKS, 624 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,587 WE'VE GOT TO STICK SIGNS ON TREES, 625 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:05,191 CAR BUMPERS, TELEPHONE POLES, EVERYWHERE. 626 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:08,627 WE WANT IT ALL OVER. "THINK GOD." 627 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:09,996 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 628 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,063 WHAT? 629 00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:12,631 I THINK YOU'RE A LOONY. 630 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,933 [LAUGHTER] 631 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,136 IF I'M GOING TO WRITE ON WALLS, 632 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:19,071 I'M NOT WRITING "THINK GOD." 633 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,273 THE THINGS YOU WRITE ON WALLS 634 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,575 WOULD FOG UP YOUR GLASSES. 635 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:26,412 COME ON, YOU GUYS. LET TRACY TALK. 636 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,215 LISTEN. THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 637 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,950 WE ALL TAKE GOD TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED. 638 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,486 WE SHOULD REMIND PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT HIM. 639 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,356 IF NOT FOR HIM, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE. 640 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,791 THAT WILL SHAKE UP MY PARENTS. 641 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,993 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 642 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:43,095 I THINK TRACY'S GOT A NEAT IDEA. 643 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,830 LET'S DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR A CHANGE. 644 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:48,200 LET'S VOTE. ALL IN FAVOR, RAISE YOUR HANDS. 645 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,535 YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! 646 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,103 WHAT IS THIS? 647 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,105 WHAT ARE WE, RELIGIOUS FREAKS? 648 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:55,507 NEXT YOU'LL HAVE US SHAVING OUR HEADS. 649 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,509 I'VE HEARD SOME DUMB IDEAS, 650 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,445 I'VE HEARD SOME CRAZY IDEAS, 651 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,947 BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE, 652 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:03,349 AND IT SHOULD TAKE THE CAKE 653 00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:06,385 BECAUSE IT'S THE GREATEST IDEA I EVER HEARD. 654 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:09,388 LET'S GET TOGETHER AND PUT THIS THING OVER. 655 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,723 LET'S GO! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 656 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,692 WHAT MADE ME SAY THAT? 657 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:18,257 HEY! HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 658 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:21,493 GO ON, GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 659 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:45,284 THERE. NOW, THAT LOOKS BETTER. 660 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,517 TRACY? 661 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,319 YES? 662 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:56,255 TRACY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 663 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,657 CAN'T IT WAIT? I'M AWFUL HUNGRY. 664 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,560 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 665 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,297 GOT THE NOTE FROM MISS HUDSON, HUH? 666 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,698 SIT DOWN. 667 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,100 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A THING. 668 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,703 I'LL CATCH UP ON MY HOMEWORK. 669 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,172 TRACY, SIT DOWN. 670 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,907 WHEN IS DINNER? 671 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,276 PARK IT. 672 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,515 TRACY... 673 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:29,054 HARRIET STOPPED BY THE OFFICE TODAY, 674 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:33,925 AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAW YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF 675 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,527 AT THE RED DRAGON, 676 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,163 THAT YOU WERE DOING THE SAME THING AT McDONALD'S. 677 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:39,465 WHAT'S GOING ON? 678 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:42,067 I WASN'T TALKING TO MYSELF. 679 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,270 WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO? 680 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,940 WAS IT THE SAME PERSON YOU WERE TALKING TO 681 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,776 THE OTHER NIGHT? 682 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,881 TRACY? 683 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,783 YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME. 684 00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:59,351 I WILL. 685 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:03,355 GOD. 686 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,325 WHAT'S GOD GOT TO DO WITH IT? 687 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:09,861 HE'S THE ONE I'VE BEEN TALKING TO. 688 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,831 OH, GOD. 689 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,602 OH, GOD. 690 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,470 YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN PRAYING TO GOD, 691 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,838 SORT OF OUT LOUD? 692 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,908 NO. HE TALKS TO ME, AND I TALK TO HIM. 693 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,512 YOU MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY HEARD HIM? 694 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:28,046 SURE, I HEARD HIM. 695 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,715 HE WAS IN THE DEN. 696 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:39,057 YOU MEAN YOU SAW HIM, TOO? 697 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,859 UH-HUH. 698 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,497 OH, TRACY. 699 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,367 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 700 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,402 YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS, HONEY. 701 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:53,372 PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEE AND CHAT WITH GOD. 702 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:56,274 MOM, I SAW HIM, LOTS OF TIMES. 703 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,844 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME. 704 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:04,149 SHINGO, THAT'S GREAT, BUT I CAN'T TALK. 705 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:06,284 I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK. 706 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,853 HOMEWORK? WHO'S DOING HOMEWORK? 707 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,988 WE'RE PRINTING, PAINTING, AND POSTING. 708 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,190 MY COUSINS ARE DOING IT AT THEIR SCHOOL. 709 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:13,459 IT'S SPREADING. 710 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:14,526 THAT'S GREAT. 711 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,061 THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC. 712 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,896 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 713 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,164 YOU CAN TAKE OVER. 714 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:20,532 YOU STARTED IT! 715 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:24,302 I KNOW, BUT YOU CAN FINISH IT. GOODBYE, SHINGO. 716 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,405 WAIT. TRACY, I-- 717 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:34,245 OH, HI. 718 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:37,048 TRACY, YOU CAN'T QUIT. 719 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:39,050 I JUST DID. 720 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,852 YOU'RE OFF TO A GREAT START. 721 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:43,822 YOU'RE DOING A SUPER JOB FOR A GREAT CAUSE. 722 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,458 AND GETTING INTO SUPER TROUBLE. 723 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,061 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 724 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,764 THERE ARE SOME HEAVY HITTERS IN THAT LINEUP. 725 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:56,101 SOCRATES, MARTIN LUTHER KING, 726 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:59,004 MAHATMA GANDHI, ABE LINCOLN. 727 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,338 I'M JUST A KID. 728 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,876 I TOLD MY MOM, AND NOW SHE THINKS I'M BANANAS. 729 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,812 IT NEVER FAILS. 730 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,147 SHE'S REALLY UPTIGHT ABOUT IT. 731 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,417 BANANAS. I HATE THAT EXPRESSION. 732 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,485 I MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FRUIT, 733 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,353 AND PEOPLE USE IT FOR CRAZY. 734 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,723 MY TEACHER'S ON MY BACK, TOO. 735 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:21,427 I'VE BEEN SO BUSY, I HAVEN'T DONE ANY HOMEWORK. 736 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,028 LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 737 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:26,498 ABOUT A ZILLION PROBLEMS TO MAKE UP, THAT'S ALL. 738 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:29,735 LET ME SEE. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 739 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:36,307 MATHEMATICS. THAT WAS A MISTAKE. 740 00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:39,377 I SHOULD HAVE MADE THE WHOLE THING EASIER. 741 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,580 YOU MAKE MISTAKES? 742 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:43,649 NOBODY'S PERFECT. 743 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:46,652 I BLEW IT WITH THE DEAD SEA. 744 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:49,655 ALL THAT SALT AND NO LIFE IN IT. 745 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,256 AND THE FLAMINGO-- 746 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:52,524 BEAUTIFUL BIRD, 747 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:55,060 AND I PUT THE KNEECAPS ON BACKWARDS. 748 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,429 AND I COULD HAVE FOUND A BETTER WAY 749 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:59,598 FOR A SKUNK TO DEFEND HIMSELF. 750 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:03,068 AND YOU SURE GOOFED WITH THE GIRAFFE. 751 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,670 GIRAFFE? 752 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,672 WHY'D YOU MAKE THE NECK SO LONG? 753 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:09,508 SO HE COULD EAT THE LEAVES OFF THE TREES. 754 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,910 WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THE TREES SHORTER? 755 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,514 WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU? 756 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,415 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 757 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,950 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 758 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,752 I KNOW, IT'S AWFUL. 759 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,688 A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, 760 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,823 SHE WAS ACTING A LITTLE STRANGELY. 761 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:28,393 YES. SHE WAS ASKING ME SOME QUESTIONS 762 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:30,562 ABOUT GOD AND HOW I'D HANDLE 763 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:31,830 AN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN FOR HIM. 764 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:34,099 I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 765 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,702 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENS. 766 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:39,037 DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE'S MAKING IT UP, 767 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,573 YOU KNOW, AS A PLAY FOR ATTENTION? 768 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:43,108 OH, COME ON, DON. 769 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,611 IF TRACY'S ONE THING, SHE'S TRUTHFUL. 770 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:48,514 I DON'T THINK SHE'S EVER TOLD A LIE. 771 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,986 I'M SORRY I WAS SO CRABBY. 772 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:56,387 I UNDERSTAND. 773 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,056 HERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK. 774 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,961 WOW. THANKS. 775 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,995 GOD. 776 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,230 YEAH? 777 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:06,965 WHO DO YOU PRAY TO? 778 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:13,438 ME? WELL, SOMETIMES I TALK TO MYSELF. 779 00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:16,041 IT MUST BE REAL LONESOME UP THERE. 780 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,342 WELL, WHEN I SNEEZE, 781 00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:19,978 THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO BLESS ME. 782 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,146 TRACY! 783 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,414 UH-OH, NOW IT'S MY DAD. 784 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:25,050 I'VE GOT TO GO. 785 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:29,955 AND BLESS YOU, GOD. 786 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,257 THAT'S FOR YOUR NEXT SNEEZE. 787 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:40,365 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MADE THE TREES A LITTLE SHORTER. 788 00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:41,499 HI, DADDY. 789 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,234 HI, SWEETHEART. 790 00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:45,904 HOW'S MY BABY? 791 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:47,072 OK. 792 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:56,648 SO, UH... 793 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,249 MOM TOLD YOU, HUH? 794 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,386 LOOK, UM... 795 00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:03,321 SWEETHEART... 796 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:06,524 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE IMAGINE THINGS, 797 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,626 UH... 798 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,460 KIDS IN PARTICULAR. 799 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,129 I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT. 800 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:13,498 IT SEEMS SO REAL. 801 00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:15,533 IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT HAPPENED. 802 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,803 I TALKED TO HIM. HE TALKED TO ME. 803 00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:20,572 YOUR IMAGINATION JUST RUNS RIGHT AWAY FROM YOU. 804 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:23,541 DADDY, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 805 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,744 IT'S HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE, 806 00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,278 BUT IT HAPPENED. 807 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:30,949 IT HAPPENED? 808 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,550 UH... 809 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,587 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 810 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:38,089 YOU'RE SAYING YOU ACTUALLY SAW GOD, 811 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,692 I MEAN, AS A REAL PERSON? 812 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:42,560 LOTS OF TIMES. 813 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,697 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM? 814 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:48,566 HE JUST HELPED ME WITH MY MATH. 815 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,235 OH, MY GOD. 816 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:53,839 GOD WAS UPSTAIRS HELPING YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK? 817 00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:56,174 YEAH. HERE IT IS. 818 00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:00,111 UM... 819 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,048 WELL, THIS MULTIPLICATION IS VERY GOOD, 820 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:07,218 BUT, TRACY, SWEETHEART, THESE ARE YOUR NUMBERS. 821 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:08,453 THAT'S YOUR WRITING. 822 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:10,989 THAT WAS EASY FOR HIM TO DO. 823 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:14,259 YEAH, I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE. 824 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:15,426 UM... 825 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,362 RIGHT. WELL, UM... 826 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:20,265 OK. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, ALL RIGHT? 827 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,734 WHY DON'T YOU, UM... 828 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,602 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK UPSTAIRS 829 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,204 AND FINISH YOUR... 830 00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:28,807 YOUR STUDYING, OK? 831 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:40,351 BUT YOU BOTH THINK I'M BANANAS. 832 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,923 OH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 833 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,292 HE HATES THAT EXPRESSION. 834 00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:01,506 WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE SINCE I LEFT? 835 00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:03,241 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 836 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,743 IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME 837 00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:06,111 PEDDLING THOSE OVERPRICED HOUSES, 838 00:44:06,111 --> 00:44:07,645 THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 839 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,715 I'VE NEVER NEGLECTED THAT CHILD, 840 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:11,549 AND YOU KNOW IT. 841 00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:14,052 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MOVED OUT. YOU ARE. 842 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:15,821 LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT. 843 00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:17,322 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 844 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:20,225 I'LL TAKE HER TO A CHILD PSYCHIATRIST. 845 00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:21,259 NO! 846 00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:22,527 NO WAY. NEVER. 847 00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:25,263 PAULA, SHE NEEDS HELP. 848 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,664 LOOK. 849 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:30,101 YOU TAKE CARE OF BOOBS, 850 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,203 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF TRACY. 851 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:36,007 WE'RE NOT HERE TO ARGUE. SHE'S IN TROUBLE. 852 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,475 WHAT ABOUT A MINISTER? 853 00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:38,877 HE COULD AT LEAST-- 854 00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:43,381 LOOK. WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE HER TO ANYBODY? 855 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,784 I MEAN... 856 00:44:45,784 --> 00:44:48,854 MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD, YOU KNOW? 857 00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,957 SHE'S OURS. CAN'T WE... 858 00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:54,993 CAN'T WE JUST WORK IT OUT OURSELVES? 859 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,566 OK. GIVE IT A COUPLE OF DAYS. 860 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:05,536 MAYBE SHE'LL JUST SNAP OUT OF IT. 861 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,205 I'LL CALL YOU. 862 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,144 GOD HELPED HER WITH HER HOMEWORK. 863 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:15,847 TERRIFIC. JUST TERRIFIC. 864 00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:50,415 [BELL RINGS] 865 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,083 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 866 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,985 EVERYWHERE I LOOK, "THINK GOD." 867 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,453 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 868 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,321 OH, IT'S TRACY RICHARDS. 869 00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:32,891 WHO'S TRACY RICHARDS? WHAT GRADE IS SHE IN? 870 00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:35,026 SHE'S IN MISS HUDSON'S CLASS. 871 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:37,829 GET HER IN HERE AND MISS HUDSON, TOO. 872 00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:40,832 I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 873 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:44,502 ARE WE RUNNING A SCHOOL OR A MONASTERY? 874 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,956 UH, NOW, MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 875 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,525 SINCE THIS IS A BEHAVIOR PROBLEM, 876 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:10,929 I'VE ASKED DR. YOUNG, OUR SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST, 877 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:13,231 TO, UH...SIT IN. 878 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:15,901 SHE'S A LITTLE BEHIND IN HER HOMEWORK, BUT-- 879 00:47:15,901 --> 00:47:18,636 OH, IT'S WAY BEYOND THAT, MRS. RICHARDS. 880 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:22,240 HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THOSE "THINK GOD" SIGNS AROUND? 881 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:26,444 WELL, TRACY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WHOLE THING. 882 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:29,414 SHE HELD A MEETING, GOT KIDS WORKED UP. 883 00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:32,183 NOW THEY'RE ALL RUNNING AROUND WRITING, 884 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,719 TACKING UP SIGNS. 885 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,654 WHAT, EXACTLY, IS SO AWFUL 886 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,389 ABOUT WRITING "THINK GOD"? 887 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:39,624 I MEAN-- 888 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:43,261 YEAH, I MEAN, IF KIDS ARE GOING TO WRITE ON WALLS, 889 00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:46,264 THEY MIGHT AS WELL WRITE SOMETHING NICE. 890 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,766 I AGREE, BUT THE POINT IS, 891 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:52,037 RELIGION IN THE SCHOOLS IS A VERY SENSITIVE AREA. 892 00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:53,404 IT IS NOT ALLOWED. 893 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,441 SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE PLACE IN AN UPROAR. 894 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,843 SHE'S DISRUPTED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 895 00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:00,678 SHE'S NEVER BEEN A TROUBLEMAKER. 896 00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:03,614 SHE'S CERTAINLY MAKING UP FOR IT THIS TIME. 897 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:06,017 I HAD A TALK WITH HER. 898 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:08,920 I TOLD HER TO CUT ALL THIS OUT. 899 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,721 SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T. 900 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,657 SHE COULDN'T? 901 00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:14,625 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. 902 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:18,363 WOULD YOU BRING IN TRACY, PLEASE? 903 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,367 IF YOU CAN'T GET HER TO COOPERATE, 904 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,937 I'LL SIMPLY HAVE TO SUSPEND HER FROM SCHOOL. 905 00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:32,243 I'M SORRY. 906 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,180 TRACY, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE? 907 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:42,120 YOUR PARENTS WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. 908 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,265 TRACY... 909 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:59,070 YOU REALLY HAVE TO COOPERATE. 910 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:01,772 I MEAN, MR. BENSON IS RIGHT. 911 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,442 YOU'VE DISRUPTED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 912 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:08,013 WELL, UNLESS THIS THING STOPS, 913 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,447 THEY'RE GOING TO SUSPEND YOU. 914 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,150 YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO YOU, SWEETHEART? 915 00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,591 OK, MOM. 916 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,493 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 917 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:25,596 I'LL TELL THE KIDS TO CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 918 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,700 WELL, NOW, THAT'S ALL WE ASK. 919 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:35,040 ALL RIGHT, TRACY. YOU CAN GO BACK TO CLASS NOW. 920 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,607 THANK YOU, MR. BENSON. 921 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:37,742 BYE, MOMMY. 922 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:38,943 GOODBYE, SWEETHEART. 923 00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,378 SEE YOU SATURDAY, DADDY. 924 00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:41,646 BYE, BABY. 925 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:47,852 BUT BEFORE I TELL THE KIDS TO STOP, 926 00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:49,687 I HAVE TO ASK HIM. 927 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:53,024 ASK WHO? 928 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,561 ASK WHO, TRACY? 929 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,672 GOD. 930 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,607 OH, GOD. 931 00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:14,412 HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THIS? 932 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:18,683 YEAH. IT WAS PART HIS IDEA AND PART MINE. 933 00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:20,385 OH. 934 00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:22,453 WHEN YOU TALKED TO HIM, 935 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,722 DID HE TALK TO YOU, TOO? 936 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,492 YES. HE TALKED TO ME FIRST. 937 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,394 I SEE. 938 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:31,296 WE TALKED QUITE A FEW TIMES. 939 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:33,564 WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME? 940 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:37,034 THE FIRST TIME I TALKED TO HIM OR SAW HIM? 941 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,036 YOU SAW HIM? 942 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,839 SURE. 943 00:50:41,839 --> 00:50:43,774 WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE? 944 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:46,344 WELL, HE WEARS GLASSES, 945 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,379 AND HE'S GOT GRAY HAIR, 946 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,182 AND HE'S A VERY NICE-LOOKING MAN. 947 00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:53,351 I'M SURE. 948 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:58,323 HOW DID YOU FIRST MEET HIM? 949 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:01,226 IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT. 950 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:05,096 HE SENT ME A MESSAGE IN A FORTUNE COOKIE. 951 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:07,898 UH... 952 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,267 TRACY, WOULD YOU, UH... 953 00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:12,670 WAIT OUT IN THE HALL, PLEASE? 954 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,282 YOUR CHILD NEEDS HELP. 955 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:27,218 SHE IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY. 956 00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:28,819 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 957 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:30,888 I HAVE MY RESPONSIBILITY. 958 00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:33,758 I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 959 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:38,196 BUT, AS OF NOW, TRACY IS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL. 960 00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:39,797 FOR HOW LONG? 961 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:41,432 UNTIL SHE'S WELL. 962 00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:46,003 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SUSPENDING TRACY? 963 00:51:46,003 --> 00:51:49,073 SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 964 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:50,508 IF THEY'RE GOING TO THROW HER OUT, 965 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:52,009 WHY DON'T THEY THROW US OUT? 966 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,711 WE'VE ALL BEEN WRITING "THINK GOD." 967 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:55,346 WHAT WILL WE DO? 968 00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:57,915 WE WON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN. 969 00:51:57,915 --> 00:52:00,451 WE'LL FIGHT BACK. 970 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:07,358 AND ANOTHER THING, 971 00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:09,927 EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO HELP ME. 972 00:52:09,927 --> 00:52:11,329 I DON'T NEED HELP. 973 00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:12,963 I FEEL FINE. 974 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,365 I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL. 975 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:16,767 YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF ME. 976 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:19,504 NOT EVERYBODY GETS PICKED BY GOD. 977 00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:21,772 I'M IN A PRETTY GOOD CLUB-- 978 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:25,210 SOCRATES, ABE LINCOLN, AND PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 979 00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:37,555 MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 980 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:40,758 THE DOCTOR WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU FIRST. 981 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:46,764 WE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE, BABY. 982 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:57,074 HIYA, TRACY. 983 00:52:57,074 --> 00:52:58,476 OH, HELLO. 984 00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:01,246 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO SHOW UP. 985 00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,613 EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL, 986 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:05,350 AND NOW YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT THIS? 987 00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:07,485 NO. I'M FINE. 988 00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:10,555 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE UPSET. 989 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:13,558 I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO DO, 990 00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:16,627 BUT YOU WOULDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME, WOULD YOU? 991 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:19,830 WELL, YOU ARE A LITTLE WORRIED, AREN'T YOU? 992 00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:22,099 I GUESS I AM. 993 00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:23,334 LET ME... 994 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,603 LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. 995 00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:28,539 THERE WAS THIS TIGER IN THE JUNGLE, 996 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,075 AND HE GOT A THORN IN HIS PAW. 997 00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:32,377 IT WAS VERY PAINFUL. 998 00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:34,812 THIS LITTLE CAT SAW THIS 999 00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:37,515 AND PULLED THE THORN OUT OF HIS PAW. 1000 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:40,017 THIS MADE THE TIGER VERY HAPPY. 1001 00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:43,120 THE CAT SAYS, "I'VE DONE YOU A FAVOR. 1002 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,355 YOU DO ME ONE." 1003 00:53:44,355 --> 00:53:46,156 THE TIGER SAYS, "ANYTHING." 1004 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:48,693 THE CAT SAYS, "WHENEVER I'M IN THE JUNGLE, 1005 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,795 I'M SCARED OF THE ANIMALS." 1006 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:53,230 THE TIGER SAYS, "NO PROBLEM. 1007 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,500 "WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE JUNGLE, 1008 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,767 "HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, 1009 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,636 "SHAKE IT, WAG YOUR TAIL, 1010 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,306 AND THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE A TIGER." 1011 00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:05,343 THE LITTLE CAT GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR THREE YEARS. 1012 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:08,913 ONE DAY SHE MET THE TIGER. 1013 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:11,916 SHE WAS SHAKING HER HEAD, WAGGING HER TAIL. 1014 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:16,086 THE TIGER SAYS, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAKE AND WAG AT ME. 1015 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,855 I KNOW YOU'RE A CAT." 1016 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:23,694 THAT'S IT? 1017 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:25,095 THAT'S IT. 1018 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,332 WHAT'S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? 1019 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:29,199 NOTHING. IT'S A CUTE STORY. 1020 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:32,337 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 1021 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:36,941 THAT'S BETTER. 1022 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,644 YOU'VE BEEN SEPARATED SEVEN MONTHS, RIGHT? 1023 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,011 YES. 1024 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,780 FROM WHAT YOU'VE SAID, 1025 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,316 TRACY'S CONTACTS WITH GOD 1026 00:54:45,316 --> 00:54:48,085 USUALLY TAKE PLACE IN EATING AREAS. 1027 00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:49,454 THE CHINESE RESTAURANT, 1028 00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:51,756 McDONALD'S, AN ICE CREAM CART. 1029 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:55,125 THEY'VE ALL TAKEN PLACE SINCE YOU, MR. RICHARDS, 1030 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:58,128 LEFT THE HOUSE FOLLOWING YOUR SEPARATION. 1031 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:00,798 SO, OBVIOUSLY, 1032 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:04,301 TRACY HAS CREATED A FANTASY FATHER FIGURE 1033 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,603 AS A SUBSTITUTE 1034 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:07,572 TO GIVE HER THE EMOTIONAL NURTURING 1035 00:55:07,572 --> 00:55:10,307 SHE CRAVES FROM HER MISSING FATHER. 1036 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,609 ARE YOU SURE? 1037 00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:14,044 ONE IS NEVER COMPLETELY SURE, 1038 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:16,180 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU SAID 1039 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,815 THAT'S VERY INTRIGUING. 1040 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,818 TRACY'S FANTASY FATHER, GOD, 1041 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,888 LIKE HER REAL FATHER, IS INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING 1042 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:26,924 OR SPREADING A MESSAGE, SO TO SPEAK. 1043 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:28,726 WELL, THAT'S TRUE. 1044 00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:30,861 WELL, THESE ARE ONLY THEORIES. 1045 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,964 I'LL HAVE TO GIVE TRACY A SERIES OF TESTS 1046 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:35,299 TO VERIFY THEM. 1047 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:37,034 BRING BACK TRACY! 1048 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:38,669 BRING BACK TRACY! 1049 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,005 BRING BACK TRACY! 1050 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,607 BRING BACK TRACY! 1051 00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:44,542 BRING BACK TRACY! 1052 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,577 BRING BACK TRACY! 1053 00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:48,278 BRING BACK TRACY! 1054 00:55:48,278 --> 00:55:50,347 BRING BACK TRACY! 1055 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,016 BRING BACK TRACY! 1056 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,951 BRING BACK TRACY! 1057 00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:21,979 OOH! 1058 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:23,581 OW. 1059 00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:27,384 WHAT'S YOUR FIRST MEMORY INVOLVING A PERSON? 1060 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:30,921 I CAN REMEMBER MY DAD PEELING AN APPLE. 1061 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,982 NOW, TODAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME 1062 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:36,153 IF THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE OR IMAGINARY CHARACTERS. 1063 00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,322 ROBERT REDFORD. 1064 00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,190 HE'S REAL. 1065 00:57:41,526 --> 00:57:43,160 GEORGE WASHINGTON. 1066 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,029 WAS HE REAL? 1067 00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:46,463 OF COURSE. 1068 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,602 BUGS BUNNY. 1069 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:53,604 REAL OR IMAGINARY? 1070 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:55,973 OH, COME ON, DOCTOR. 1071 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,643 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE SLIDES 1072 00:57:58,643 --> 00:58:00,477 AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE? 1073 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:05,516 EGG FOO YUNG. 1074 00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:12,456 OK. WHAT ABOUT THIS? 1075 00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:14,825 SHRIMP IN LOBSTER SAUCE. 1076 00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:19,296 AND THIS? 1077 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:21,098 SPAGHETTI. 1078 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:23,233 "THE TASTE OF MAMA." 1079 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:26,003 YOU SEEM TO ASSOCIATE EVERYTHING WITH FOOD. 1080 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,505 THAT SEEMS VERY SIGNIFICANT. 1081 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:31,175 IT COULD ALSO BE I'M STARVED. 1082 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,180 AH. 1083 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:38,883 THERE IS NO EVIDENCE 1084 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:41,552 OF ANY ORGANIC DISTURBANCE IN TRACY. 1085 00:58:41,552 --> 00:58:42,987 OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 1086 00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:46,557 HOWEVER, THE EVALUATION IN THE BEHAVIORAL AREA 1087 00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:49,059 IS NOT ENCOURAGING. 1088 00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:51,729 TRACY IS STILL STEADFASTLY INSISTING 1089 00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:54,832 THAT SHE'S ACTUALLY SEEN AND SPOKEN WITH GOD... 1090 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,134 A DELUSION THAT INDICATES 1091 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:59,069 A REAL PSYCHOSIS. 1092 00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,738 PSYCHOSIS? 1093 00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:02,106 I'M AFRAID SO. 1094 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:06,811 WHAT TRACY NEEDS IS OBSERVATION AND TREATMENT. 1095 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:09,914 NOW, WE HAVE A FINE PLACE IN SANTA BARBARA 1096 00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:11,616 WHERE SHE'LL GET EXPERT CARE. 1097 00:59:11,616 --> 00:59:12,983 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT-- 1098 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:16,621 WAIT. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUGGESTING THAT... 1099 00:59:16,621 --> 00:59:19,657 THAT SHE BE PUT IN AN INSTITUTION, ARE YOU? 1100 00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:21,826 DON'T LET THAT WORD BOTHER YOU. 1101 00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:24,361 A BANK IS AN INSTITUTION. 1102 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:25,796 A SCHOOL, A SUPERMARKET, 1103 00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:27,965 EVERYTHING IS AN INSTITUTION. 1104 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:31,035 THE FACT IS, THIS IS A NICE, PLEASANT 1105 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,671 CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT WITH A TRAINED STAFF. 1106 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:36,106 SHE'LL BE MUCH BETTER OFF THERE. 1107 00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:37,942 AND... 1108 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,645 SHE HAS TO BE THERE. 1109 00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:48,385 IT'S, UM... 1110 00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:51,355 IT'S A KIND OF RANCH IN SANTA BARBARA, SWEETHEART, 1111 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:52,990 ONLY, UH... 1112 00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:56,560 YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO FOR AT LEAST TWO DAYS. 1113 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,196 AND YOU'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 1114 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:02,532 DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT. I'M NOT WORRIED. 1115 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:04,601 THAT'S A GOOD ATTITUDE. 1116 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,871 YOU'RE A VERY BRIGHT YOUNG LADY. 1117 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:11,175 GOD WOULD NEVER LET THEM PUT ME INTO AN INSTITUTION. 1118 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,710 I'M STARVED. 1119 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:14,679 LET'S GO FOR LUNCH. 1120 01:00:16,881 --> 01:00:18,482 BRING BACK TRACY! 1121 01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:20,384 BRING BACK TRACY! 1122 01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:22,252 BRING BACK TRACY! 1123 01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:23,921 BRING BACK TRACY! 1124 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:25,790 BRING BACK TRACY! 1125 01:00:25,790 --> 01:00:27,892 BRING BACK TRACY! 1126 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:29,393 BRING BACK TRACY! 1127 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,495 BRING BACK TRACY! 1128 01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:32,830 BRING BACK TRACY! 1129 01:00:32,830 --> 01:00:34,531 BRING BACK TRACY! 1130 01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:36,133 BRING BACK TRACY! 1131 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,768 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1132 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,637 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1133 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,406 BRING BACK TRACY! 1134 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,208 BRING BACK TRACY! 1135 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,810 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1136 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,577 BENSON IS RIGHT! 1137 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:49,246 BRING BACK TRACY! 1138 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:51,315 BRING BACK TRACY! 1139 01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:57,822 [BELL JINGLES] 1140 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,456 GOD? 1141 01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:35,159 GOD? 1142 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:37,828 WHERE ARE YOU? 1143 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:39,429 I NEED YOU. 1144 01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:40,898 IT'S BEEN DAYS. 1145 01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:44,234 TOMORROW THEY'RE PUTTING ME INTO AN INSTITUTION. 1146 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:47,838 I'VE BEEN TO THREE CHURCHES AND A SYNAGOGUE. 1147 01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:51,241 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1148 01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:17,902 [THE TONIGHT SHOW THEME PLAYS] 1149 01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:20,805 FROM HOLLYWOOD, 1150 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:24,141 THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JOHNNY CARSON. 1151 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:26,811 THIS IS ED McMAHON ALONG WITH DOC SEVERINSEN 1152 01:02:26,811 --> 01:02:28,345 AND THE NBC ORCHESTRA 1153 01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:31,248 INVITING YOU TO JOIN JOHNNY AND HIS GUESTS... 1154 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:32,182 BUDDY HACKETT, STEVE LAWRENCE, 1155 01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:34,084 AND DIZZY GILLESPIE. 1156 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:36,353 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1157 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,622 HERE'S... 1158 01:02:38,622 --> 01:02:39,990 JOHNNY! 1159 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:22,032 [POP] 1160 01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:32,742 TRACY, WHAT'S WRONG? 1161 01:03:32,742 --> 01:03:34,611 I CAME TO SAY GOODBYE. 1162 01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:35,812 I'M RUNNING AWAY. 1163 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,681 THEY WON'T LOCK ME UP. 1164 01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:38,949 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1165 01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:42,352 I DON'T KNOW. SOMEPLACE. 1166 01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:44,922 I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. MEET ME IN MY GARAGE. 1167 01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:47,491 I KNOW THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE. 1168 01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:22,026 "DEAR MOM AND DAD, 1169 01:04:22,026 --> 01:04:24,728 "I'M NOT GOING TO ANY FUNNY FARM. 1170 01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:26,730 "DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE OK. 1171 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,365 "I LOVE YOU BOTH. 1172 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:31,335 REMEMBER TO FEED MY GOLDFISH." 1173 01:04:31,335 --> 01:04:33,904 PAULA, IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'LL FIND HER. 1174 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:35,472 ROSA, ARE YOU OK? 1175 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:36,340 FINE. 1176 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:38,042 IS THERE COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN? 1177 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,643 YES, OF COURSE. 1178 01:04:39,643 --> 01:04:41,478 WOULD YOU BRING SOME? 1179 01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:44,048 DON, THAT POOR LITTLE KID. 1180 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:46,150 WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO HER? 1181 01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:47,284 WHERE COULD SHE BE? 1182 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:49,086 PAULA, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 1183 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:52,122 I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 1184 01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:54,658 IT'LL BE ALL OVER THE PAPERS. 1185 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,326 IT ALREADY IS. 1186 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:16,106 SHINGO, WHERE WERE YOU? 1187 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,075 I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1188 01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:20,410 I'VE BEEN TACKING UP SIGNS. 1189 01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:21,711 WHERE'S TRACY? 1190 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,480 WHY, IS SHE MISSING? 1191 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,184 SHINGO, WHERE'S TRACY? 1192 01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:30,187 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL DAY. 1193 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,891 LOOK, PAL. 1194 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:36,860 YOU AND TRACY ARE VERY CLOSE. 1195 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,028 SHE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. 1196 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:39,263 YOU LISTEN TO ME. 1197 01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:41,865 THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. 1198 01:06:41,865 --> 01:06:43,600 I WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS. 1199 01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:48,738 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1200 01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:52,376 TRACY? 1201 01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:59,283 RINGO, RINGO. 1202 01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:04,188 RINGO RINGO RING-- RINGA RING. 1203 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,190 SHINGO. 1204 01:07:06,190 --> 01:07:08,725 SHINGO TALK YOU. 1205 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:09,759 THANK YOU. 1206 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:11,228 ALL RIGHT. 1207 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,299 HI, SHINGO. WHAT'S UP? 1208 01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,767 I HAD TO TELL YOUR FATHER WHERE YOU ARE. 1209 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:18,868 WHY? 1210 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:21,271 HE DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME. 1211 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:22,839 THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU. 1212 01:07:22,839 --> 01:07:24,208 THANKS, SHINGO. 1213 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:33,583 THIS IS THE LAST CALL FOR THE SOUTHWEST LIMITED, 1214 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:36,153 AMTRAK TRAIN NUMBER 4 DEPARTING FOR CHICAGO 1215 01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:37,187 LATER ON, TOMMY. 1216 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,188 GOOD MORNING. 1217 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,190 ON TRACK 3. 1218 01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,392 ALL ABOARD! 1219 01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:30,807 TRACY. 1220 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:33,410 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1221 01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:36,346 I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1222 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:39,249 TRACY, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN. 1223 01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:42,652 MY PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING. 1224 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:46,323 RUNNING AWAY-- THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU. 1225 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:47,924 I WAS SCARED. 1226 01:08:47,924 --> 01:08:51,461 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO THAT DUMB INSTITUTION. 1227 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,730 IT ALL SEEMED SO HOPELESS. 1228 01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:55,865 SO YOU PANICKED. 1229 01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:58,602 ALL I WAS DOING WAS CAUSING TROUBLE. 1230 01:08:58,602 --> 01:09:01,205 MY PARENTS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT ME. 1231 01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:03,307 NOW THEY'RE EVEN MORE WORRIED. 1232 01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:06,075 I GUESS RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE ANSWER. 1233 01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:07,444 NEVER WAS. 1234 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:09,779 WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU HANG IN THERE. 1235 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,849 GUESS I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE CLUB ANYMORE. 1236 01:09:12,849 --> 01:09:16,553 NO, NO. THE BEST OF THEM HAD THEIR WEAK MOMENTS. 1237 01:09:16,553 --> 01:09:18,955 THEY ALL STRUCK OUT A FEW TIMES. 1238 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:21,124 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 1239 01:09:21,124 --> 01:09:24,261 TRACY, I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 1240 01:09:25,362 --> 01:09:27,497 I WANT YOU TO. 1241 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:29,466 YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? 1242 01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:31,000 YEAH. 1243 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,069 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1244 01:09:33,069 --> 01:09:34,338 GO AHEAD. 1245 01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:37,374 WHY DO YOU LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN? 1246 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:40,644 YOU ASK VERY GOOD QUESTIONS. 1247 01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:42,312 YOU KNOW, TRACY, 1248 01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:44,248 THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT THINK ARE BAD 1249 01:09:44,248 --> 01:09:45,649 ARE NOT ALWAYS BAD. 1250 01:09:45,649 --> 01:09:48,418 SOMETIMES THERE'S A PURPOSE YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF. 1251 01:09:48,418 --> 01:09:49,953 BUT WHAT ABOUT SICKNESS? 1252 01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,956 WHAT ABOUT KIDS MY AGE WHO GET SICK AND DIE? 1253 01:09:52,956 --> 01:09:55,359 THOSE ARE REALLY BAD THINGS, AREN'T THEY? 1254 01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:57,261 THOSE ARE BAD THINGS. 1255 01:09:57,261 --> 01:09:59,195 YES, PAIN AND SUFFERING-- 1256 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:01,197 THAT'S A HARD ONE TO EXPLAIN. 1257 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,032 I'LL BET. 1258 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,868 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A COPOUT, 1259 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,637 BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. 1260 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,539 IT'S BUILT INTO THE SYSTEM. 1261 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:10,974 WHICH YOU INVENTED. 1262 01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:15,111 I NEVER COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE ANYTHING 1263 01:10:15,111 --> 01:10:16,346 WITH JUST ONE SIDE TO IT. 1264 01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,614 ONE SIDE? 1265 01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:20,884 YOU EVER SEE A FRONT WITHOUT A BACK? 1266 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,218 A TOP WITHOUT A BOTTOM? 1267 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,219 NO. 1268 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,554 UP WITHOUT DOWN? 1269 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:25,555 NO. 1270 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:28,958 OK. AND THERE CAN'T BE GOOD WITHOUT BAD, 1271 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,194 LIFE WITHOUT DEATH, 1272 01:10:31,194 --> 01:10:32,729 PLEASURE WITHOUT PAIN. 1273 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,298 THAT'S HOW IT IS. 1274 01:10:34,298 --> 01:10:37,567 IF I TAKE SAD AWAY, HAPPY GOES WITH IT. 1275 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:39,703 IF ANYONE KNOWS ANOTHER WAY, 1276 01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:42,506 I WISH THEY'D PUT IT IN THE SUGGESTION BOX. 1277 01:10:42,506 --> 01:10:45,442 I GUESS SOMEDAY I'LL UNDERSTAND. 1278 01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:47,744 YOU DO, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST. 1279 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,979 SOME THINGS CAN'T BE GRASPED. 1280 01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:51,348 WHAT'S THE END? 1281 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:52,982 THE END OF TIME? 1282 01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:54,784 THE END OF THE UNIVERSE? 1283 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,786 EVEN EINSTEIN FLUNKED THAT ONE. 1284 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:59,323 YOU TALK TO ME LIKE I'M GROWN UP. 1285 01:10:59,323 --> 01:11:00,457 I LIKE THAT. 1286 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,559 GOOD. LET'S GET GOING. 1287 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,928 IN A HALF HOUR, YOU'LL BE IN YOUR OWN BED. 1288 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,731 A HALF HOUR? BUT YOU GOT TO MY ROOM 1289 01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:10,534 FROM THE CARSON SHOW IN ONE SECOND. 1290 01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:12,802 TRACY, THAT WORKS FOR ME. 1291 01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:16,806 FOR YOU, I'LL HAVE TO DO IT THE HARD WAY. 1292 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:19,242 AND THERE IT IS. 1293 01:11:19,242 --> 01:11:21,411 [ENGINE STARTS] 1294 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,849 WOW! I'M GOING TO LIKE THIS. 1295 01:11:25,849 --> 01:11:27,484 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1296 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:37,761 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON ONE OF THESE? 1297 01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:38,628 NO. 1298 01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:40,930 NEITHER HAVE I. HANG ON. 1299 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,939 WHEE! 1300 01:11:59,949 --> 01:12:01,785 HAVING FUN, TRACY? 1301 01:12:01,785 --> 01:12:02,852 YEAH! 1302 01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:11,327 WOW, THIS IS TERRIFIC! 1303 01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:06,450 [SIRENS] 1304 01:13:09,786 --> 01:13:11,855 HERE COME THE POLICE! 1305 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:43,019 HOLD ON! 1306 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,491 WOW! 1307 01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:55,899 WHEE! 1308 01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:57,834 HA HA HA HA! 1309 01:14:04,608 --> 01:14:06,976 DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW? 1310 01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:09,412 NO DRIVER. JUST A PASSENGER? 1311 01:14:09,412 --> 01:14:10,747 THAT'S RIGHT. 1312 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:12,415 NO REPORT ON THIS ONE. 1313 01:14:12,415 --> 01:14:14,117 NO WAY. 1314 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:47,684 WE MUST HAVE JUST MISSED HER. 1315 01:14:47,684 --> 01:14:49,185 PAULA, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1316 01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:52,822 THE POLICE ARE GOING TO FIND HER. 1317 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,824 LOOK, WHY DON'T I STAY OVER 1318 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:57,060 IN CASE WE HEAR SOMETHING? 1319 01:15:00,263 --> 01:15:01,765 DON... 1320 01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:04,734 THERE'S A LIGHT IN TRACY'S ROOM. 1321 01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:09,372 TRACY? 1322 01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:10,907 TRACY? 1323 01:15:10,907 --> 01:15:13,610 TRACY! WHERE WERE YOU, DARLING? 1324 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:14,711 WHAT HAPPENED? 1325 01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:17,513 BABY... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1326 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,615 YEAH. 1327 01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,850 WELL, HOW DID YOU GET HOME? 1328 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:24,020 GOD BROUGHT ME HOME ON HIS MOTORCYCLE. 1329 01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:27,557 WELL, THAT'S... 1330 01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:30,026 THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL, SWEETHEART. 1331 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,396 COME ON, GET SOME SLEEP NOW. 1332 01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:34,764 OK. 1333 01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:41,437 GOOD NIGHT, BUTTON. 1334 01:15:41,437 --> 01:15:42,772 GOOD NIGHT. 1335 01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:49,178 DON'T WORRY. 1336 01:15:49,178 --> 01:15:52,015 I'M NOT AFRAID OF THAT INSTITUTION ANYMORE. 1337 01:15:54,984 --> 01:15:57,053 WELL... 1338 01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:00,023 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING, TRACY. 1339 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:01,557 GOOD NIGHT. 1340 01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:13,102 GOOD MORNING. I'M HUGH DOWNS. 1341 01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:16,239 I'VE BEEN BROADCASTING FOR OVER FOUR DECADES, 1342 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,742 AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PHENOMENON 1343 01:16:18,742 --> 01:16:21,177 LIKE THE ONE THAT'S GOING ON TODAY. 1344 01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:24,213 14 DAYS AGO, THIS LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL 1345 01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:27,216 FROM WEST LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA--TRACY RICHARDS, 1346 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:31,120 DECIDED TO WRITE "THINK GOD" ON THIS SIDEWALK. 1347 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,857 SHE GOT SOME SCHOOL FRIENDS TO HELP HER OUT. 1348 01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:36,793 AND THIS THING HAS REALLY SPREAD. 1349 01:16:38,261 --> 01:16:40,596 ON FENCES... 1350 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,198 ON BUMPER STICKERS... 1351 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:45,268 AND LOOK AT THIS. 1352 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,072 AND THIS. 1353 01:16:52,876 --> 01:16:56,145 AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING, THERE'S MORE. 1354 01:16:56,145 --> 01:16:57,546 LONDON. 1355 01:16:57,546 --> 01:16:59,916 FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE TO PICCADILLY SQUARE, 1356 01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,317 EVERYWHERE LONDONERS GO TODAY, 1357 01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:04,353 THEY ARE REMINDED TO "THINK GOD." 1358 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:05,454 PARIS. 1359 01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,623 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 1360 01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:12,762 TOKYO. 1361 01:17:12,762 --> 01:17:14,964 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1362 01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:27,977 CAIRO. 1363 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,213 [SPEAKING ARABIC] 1364 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:36,419 NOW HERE IS NOTED PSYCHOLOGIST 1365 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,321 DR. JOYCE BROTHERS. 1366 01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:40,356 WE SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND. 1367 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:43,226 IF THERE ISN'T A GOD, I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT 1368 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:46,095 THAT THOSE CHILDREN WHO EASILY ENGAGE IN FANTASY, 1369 01:17:46,095 --> 01:17:48,097 WHO'VE HAD AN IMAGINARY PLAYMATE 1370 01:17:48,097 --> 01:17:49,699 OR AN IMAGINARY COMPANION, 1371 01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:52,635 DO BETTER IN DEALING WITH THE CRISES OF LIFE 1372 01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:53,937 THAN THOSE WHO DIDN'T. 1373 01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:55,638 AND IF THERE IS A GOD, 1374 01:17:55,638 --> 01:17:59,809 I BELIEVE TRACY RICHARDS SAW HIM AND SPOKE TO HIM. 1375 01:17:59,809 --> 01:18:01,945 STRANGELY, CHILDREN OFTEN HAVE 1376 01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:04,948 A FIRMER GRIP ON REALITY THAN MOST ADULTS. 1377 01:18:04,948 --> 01:18:07,616 AND, AS THE OLD TESTAMENT SAYS, 1378 01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:10,754 "AND A LITTLE CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM." 1379 01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:12,889 NOW WE KNOW THE REASON. 1380 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:16,359 THE CHURCHES ARE FULL, BUT THE CLASSROOMS ARE EMPTY. 1381 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,328 WHEN TRACY RICHARDS WAS EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL, 1382 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:22,065 IT SET OFF A CITYWIDE STUDENT STRIKE. 1383 01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:24,467 IT ALSO SET OFF BITTER CONFRONTATION 1384 01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:27,036 BETWEEN SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS JEFFREY HODGES 1385 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,504 AND DR. JEROME NEWELL-- 1386 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:31,875 THE PSYCHIATRIST IN WHOSE CARE TRACY HAS BEEN PLACED. 1387 01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,710 THE SUPERINTENDENT WANTS HER BACK IN SCHOOL, 1388 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,545 BUT DR. NEWELL SAYS NO. 1389 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:39,849 THE CASE IS BEING HEARD BY JUDGE THOMAS MILLER. 1390 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,284 WE'RE IN A CRISIS. 1391 01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:42,986 AS SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS, 1392 01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:44,253 IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY 1393 01:18:44,253 --> 01:18:47,190 TO GET THE CHILDREN BACK INTO CLASS. 1394 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,993 I WANT A COURT ORDER TO FORCE DR. NEWELL 1395 01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,795 TO RELEASE TRACY RICHARDS. 1396 01:18:51,795 --> 01:18:53,997 SUPERINTENDENT HODGES IS WRONG, YOUR HONOR. 1397 01:18:53,997 --> 01:18:55,899 SHE DOESN'T BELONG IN SCHOOL. 1398 01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:57,333 SHE'S SUFFERING FROM DELUSIONS. 1399 01:18:57,333 --> 01:19:01,137 SHE BELONGS WHERE SHE CAN GET CARE AND TREATMENT. 1400 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:04,207 CHILDREN IMAGINE... LOTS OF THINGS. 1401 01:19:04,207 --> 01:19:06,876 OUR WHOLE SCHOOL SYSTEM IS PARALYZED 1402 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:09,412 BECAUSE OF THE PERSONAL OPINION OF ONE MAN. 1403 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:12,081 EXCUSE ME, BUT I DON'T INTEND TO RELY 1404 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:15,218 ON THE PERSONAL OPINION OF ONE MAN, SIR. 1405 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:19,022 NOW, BEFORE I ISSUE A COURT ORDER, DR. NEWELL, 1406 01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:20,323 DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 1407 01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:23,392 I'D LIKE YOU TO CONVENE A PANEL 1408 01:19:23,392 --> 01:19:25,694 OF TOP PSYCHIATRISTS IN THIS CITY 1409 01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:27,363 AND HAVE THEM THOROUGHLY EXAMINE 1410 01:19:27,363 --> 01:19:30,399 THIS POOR LITTLE GIRL-- TRACY RICHARDS, IS IT? 1411 01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:31,667 TRACY RICHARDS. 1412 01:19:31,667 --> 01:19:35,071 AND THEN, WHEN THEY'VE MADE THEIR CONCLUSIONS... 1413 01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:37,907 I'LL MAKE MY DECISION. 1414 01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:52,188 YES, I MET HIM IN MY DAD'S CAR. 1415 01:19:52,188 --> 01:19:54,257 HE CAME THROUGH THE TELEVISION SET. 1416 01:19:54,257 --> 01:19:57,460 HE GAVE ME ICE CREAM-- CHERRY JUBILEE, 1417 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:58,862 WE ATE AT McDONALD'S, 1418 01:19:58,862 --> 01:20:00,229 AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN-- 1419 01:20:00,229 --> 01:20:03,499 HE BROUGHT ME HOME ON HIS MOTORCYCLE. 1420 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:08,271 DR. WHITLEY, THERE'S ONE QUESTION I WOULD LIKE TO ASK. 1421 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:11,640 I THINK THERE HAVE BEEN ENOUGH QUESTIONS. 1422 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,542 MR. AND MRS. RICHARDS, 1423 01:20:13,542 --> 01:20:17,646 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ADD? 1424 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:20,649 WELL, UH... WHAT CAN WE SAY? 1425 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,119 NO, UH... 1426 01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:26,355 WE'D LIKE TO DO WHATEVER'S BEST FOR TRACY. 1427 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:29,893 WOULD YOU THREE MIND STEPPING INTO THE WAITING ROOM? 1428 01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:31,260 UH, CARL... 1429 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:50,013 WELL, IT'S VERY EVIDENT 1430 01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:51,647 WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. 1431 01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:53,116 I MIGHT ADD, DR. NEWELL, 1432 01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:55,518 YOU'VE DONE YOUR USUAL THOROUGH JOB. 1433 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:56,852 THANK YOU. 1434 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,188 MAY I BRING UP A POINT? 1435 01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:00,523 I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU 1436 01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:03,893 THAT THERE'S A GREAT DEAL OF SYMPATHY 1437 01:21:03,893 --> 01:21:05,094 FOR THAT LITTLE GIRL. 1438 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,562 MANY CHILDREN ARE OUT OF SCHOOL. 1439 01:21:06,562 --> 01:21:09,999 OUR PROFESSION WILL BE UNDER TREMENDOUS PRESSURE. 1440 01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:11,600 WE CAN'T GIVE IN TO THAT. 1441 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,937 NO, WE CAN'T GIVE IN TO THAT. 1442 01:21:13,937 --> 01:21:15,471 NO, WE--WE CAN'T. 1443 01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:18,841 IF WE LET HER RUN AROUND WITH HER DELUSIONS, 1444 01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:21,277 WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE PATIENT 1445 01:21:21,277 --> 01:21:23,412 WHO THINKS HE'S NAPOLEON? 1446 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:26,115 CERTAINLY. IF SHE'S RIGHT, 1447 01:21:26,115 --> 01:21:29,385 THEN, UH... WE'RE ALL WRONG. 1448 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:33,889 NO, THE GIRL BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. 1449 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:36,025 NOW, ARE THERE ANY OBJECTIONS? 1450 01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:37,460 NO? THEN THAT'S SETTLED. 1451 01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:40,563 CARL, WOULD YOU BRING THEM BACK IN, PLEASE? 1452 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:47,036 THEY'RE READY. 1453 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,055 NOW, TRACY... 1454 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:10,059 WE'VE ALL DECIDED THAT, UH, YOU NEED HELP... 1455 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:14,197 AND, BELIEVE ME, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. 1456 01:22:14,197 --> 01:22:15,431 AND THE CHANCES ARE 1457 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:18,401 THAT YOU WON'T BE THERE FOR LONG. 1458 01:22:18,401 --> 01:22:21,637 IF YOU LOOK AT IT IN A POSITIVE WAY, 1459 01:22:21,637 --> 01:22:24,040 I'M SURE THAT YOU-- 1460 01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:29,312 It's him. It's God. 1461 01:22:30,913 --> 01:22:33,116 SORRY I'M LATE. 1462 01:22:36,485 --> 01:22:40,123 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES. 1463 01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:41,490 I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE SOONER, 1464 01:22:41,490 --> 01:22:43,426 BUT I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 1465 01:22:43,426 --> 01:22:44,660 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 1466 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,829 WHO ARE YOU? 1467 01:22:46,829 --> 01:22:48,231 DR. STEVENS. 1468 01:22:48,231 --> 01:22:51,367 I DON'T RECALL YOUR BEING INVITED. 1469 01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:52,601 IF I WAITED TO BE INVITED, 1470 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:54,337 I'D MISS A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS. 1471 01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:55,904 HOWEVER, IN THIS CASE, 1472 01:22:55,904 --> 01:22:57,240 I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 1473 01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:01,277 BUT YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THE LIST. YES, IT IS. 1474 01:23:05,181 --> 01:23:06,382 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1475 01:23:06,382 --> 01:23:07,883 WE'RE ALL LEARNED PSYCHIATRISTS. 1476 01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:11,820 WHAT DID THIS LITTLE GIRL DO THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE? 1477 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,256 SHE GOT CHILDREN TOGETHER. 1478 01:23:13,256 --> 01:23:15,224 THEY ALL WROTE "THINK GOD," 1479 01:23:15,224 --> 01:23:17,293 AND THE WORLD IS THINKING GOD. 1480 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:18,961 IS THAT SO BAD? 1481 01:23:18,961 --> 01:23:23,666 BUT, SIR, AS A... LEARNED PSYCHIATRIST, 1482 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,169 YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1483 01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:27,936 THIS LITTLE GIRL CLAIMS 1484 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:31,107 SHE NOT ONLY SAW GOD AND SPOKE TO HIM, 1485 01:23:31,107 --> 01:23:34,210 BUT HE SPOKE TO HER AS WELL. 1486 01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:36,979 WHO ARE WE TO SAY THAT SHE DIDN'T? 1487 01:23:36,979 --> 01:23:39,082 MAYBE SHE DID. 1488 01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:41,117 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T. 1489 01:23:41,117 --> 01:23:43,086 LOOK, SIR, WE'VE ALL VOTED. 1490 01:23:43,086 --> 01:23:45,888 I KNOW, AND YOU SAID IF SHE'S RIGHT 1491 01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:48,624 THEN WE'RE ALL WRONG. 1492 01:23:48,624 --> 01:23:50,093 WELL... 1493 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:53,028 HOW DID YOU KNOW I SAID THAT? 1494 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:55,331 I ALSO READ TEA LEAVES. 1495 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:59,435 LOOK, I MEAN, WE ARE COMPETENT PROFESSIONALS. 1496 01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:01,070 WE KNOW OUR BUSINESS. 1497 01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:03,539 WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS CASE BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS, 1498 01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:06,642 AND WE HAVE MADE OUR DECISION. 1499 01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:10,213 I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO GET AROUND, 1500 01:24:10,213 --> 01:24:12,381 BUT, IF WE'RE SO COMPETENT, 1501 01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,783 SO RIGHT IN ALL OUR METHODS AND THEORIES, 1502 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,920 HOW IS IT SO MANY PEOPLE IN INSTITUTIONS 1503 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,322 NEVER GET OUT? 1504 01:24:19,322 --> 01:24:22,625 BUT THAT'S A SITUATION BEYOND OUR CONTROL. 1505 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,561 MANY PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DISTINGUISH 1506 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,730 BETWEEN REALITY AND ILLUSION. 1507 01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:30,399 REMEMBER, SOMETIMES IT'S VERY DIFFICULT 1508 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,868 TO DETERMINE WHAT IS REALITY AND WHAT IS ILLUSION. 1509 01:24:32,868 --> 01:24:35,704 FOR INSTANCE, THE, UH, THE CHANDELIER-- 1510 01:24:35,704 --> 01:24:38,807 NOW, THAT'S REALITY. 1511 01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:40,075 WE ALL LOOKED UP, 1512 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,210 WE ALL SAW IT. 1513 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,078 WE ALL KNOW IT'S THERE. 1514 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:44,747 BUT IS IT? 1515 01:24:47,350 --> 01:24:48,817 [GASP] [GASP] 1516 01:24:52,788 --> 01:24:56,091 OH, MY GOD... 1517 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:57,893 IT IS GOD. 1518 01:24:57,893 --> 01:25:01,497 WHAT'S THE ILLUSION, AND WHAT'S THE REALITY? 1519 01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:04,167 DID THE CHANDELIER DISAPPEAR OR NOT? 1520 01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:06,302 WE'RE ALL INTELLIGENT PEOPLE. 1521 01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:09,238 DID WE SEE IT, OR DIDN'T WE SEE IT? 1522 01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:10,439 MAYBE THAT LITTLE GIRL 1523 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:13,442 DID SEE AND TALK WITH GOD. 1524 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:16,111 WHERE IS IT WRITTEN THAT MOSES HAD AN EXCLUSIVE? 1525 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:19,148 JUST BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO GOD 1526 01:25:19,148 --> 01:25:20,916 DOESN'T MEAN SHE HASN'T. 1527 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:25,020 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO YOU ARE-- 1528 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:27,656 MAYBE A MAGICIAN OR A HYPNOTIST-- 1529 01:25:27,656 --> 01:25:30,726 BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS I'M SURE OF. 1530 01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:33,496 I KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL PSYCHIATRISTS HERE. 1531 01:25:33,496 --> 01:25:35,798 I KNOW I'M BENJAMIN CHARLES WHITLEY. 1532 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,433 I HAVE FOUR CHILDREN. 1533 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:40,135 I PAY $2,200 A MONTH ALIMONY. 1534 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:42,538 I KNOW THIS IS THE UCLA MEDICAL CENTER, 1535 01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:45,874 AND I KNOW IT IS 11:30 IN THE MORNING. 1536 01:25:45,874 --> 01:25:47,543 DOCTOR... 1537 01:25:47,543 --> 01:25:49,412 ARE YOU SURE IT'S MORNING? 1538 01:25:49,412 --> 01:25:51,214 [GASP] [GASP] 1539 01:26:01,224 --> 01:26:02,658 DOCTOR, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1540 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,194 IT IS 11:30 IN THE MORNING. 1541 01:26:16,572 --> 01:26:19,308 I KNOW WE'RE ALL ANXIOUS TO GET HOME, 1542 01:26:19,308 --> 01:26:21,377 BUT BEFORE WE JUDGE TRACY, 1543 01:26:21,377 --> 01:26:22,811 SHOULDN'T WE ALL 1544 01:26:22,811 --> 01:26:25,147 BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF OURSELVES? 1545 01:26:25,147 --> 01:26:27,883 IF WE TOLD EVERYBODY THAT WE SAW 1546 01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:30,419 DAY TURN INTO NIGHT AND NIGHT INTO DAY, 1547 01:26:30,419 --> 01:26:32,588 THEY'D THROW US OUT OF SCHOOL, TOO. 1548 01:26:32,588 --> 01:26:36,225 SO MAYBE TRACY DID SEE GOD. 1549 01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:42,465 MAYBE YOU'RE SEEING HIM RIGHT NOW. 1550 01:26:42,465 --> 01:26:44,600 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT. 1551 01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,144 THINK ABOUT IT. 1552 01:26:56,144 --> 01:26:58,347 GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT. 1553 01:26:59,348 --> 01:27:00,949 [GASP] [GASP] [GASP] 1554 01:27:23,372 --> 01:27:25,107 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, 1555 01:27:25,107 --> 01:27:28,677 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TRACY HOME NOW. 1556 01:27:28,677 --> 01:27:31,447 WE'VE GOT TO GET HER READY FOR SCHOOL IN THE MORNING. 1557 01:27:31,447 --> 01:27:33,882 COME ON, BABY. 1558 01:27:49,131 --> 01:27:51,266 AHEM. 1559 01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:53,369 I, UH... 1560 01:27:53,369 --> 01:27:56,639 I DON'T KNOW, UH, WHETHER ANY OF US HERE 1561 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:58,574 UNDERSTAND WHAT, UH... 1562 01:27:58,574 --> 01:28:01,209 WHAT--WHAT REALLY HAPPENED HERE, 1563 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,779 BUT I'M INCLINED TO THINK 1564 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:07,516 THAT IT MIGHT BE A VERY GOOD IDEA 1565 01:28:07,516 --> 01:28:10,152 IF WE KEEP IT TO OURSELVES. 1566 01:28:10,152 --> 01:28:12,388 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 1567 01:28:12,388 --> 01:28:14,823 VERY WELL, THEN... 1568 01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:18,060 THE CASE OF TRACY RICHARDS IS CLOSED. 1569 01:28:19,328 --> 01:28:21,029 THANK GOD. 1570 01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:23,366 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1571 01:28:28,203 --> 01:28:30,439 TO THE THREE OF US. 1572 01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:37,179 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE KISS, HUH? 1573 01:28:37,179 --> 01:28:38,414 THANK YOU. 1574 01:28:38,414 --> 01:28:39,915 HOW ABOUT ONE OVER HERE? 1575 01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:41,984 WITH PLEASURE. 1576 01:28:47,055 --> 01:28:50,926 RECONCILIATIONS ARE MORE FUN THAN WEDDINGS. 1577 01:29:01,804 --> 01:29:04,840 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1578 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,341 WHERE YOU GOING? 1579 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,944 JUST TO THE LOUNGE FOR A SECOND. 1580 01:29:08,944 --> 01:29:10,012 AH. 1581 01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:11,346 DON'T BE TOO LONG. 1582 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,215 YOUR EGG FOO YUNG WILL GET COLD. 1583 01:29:13,215 --> 01:29:15,384 OK. 1584 01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:19,822 COME IN, TRACY. 1585 01:29:21,156 --> 01:29:25,894 I WAS WAITING FOR THE DOOR TO OPEN BY ITSELF. 1586 01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:28,263 SORRY. I FORGOT. 1587 01:29:28,263 --> 01:29:31,967 YOU SEE, TRACY, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT. 1588 01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:33,436 IT SURE DID. 1589 01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:36,371 IT'S NEAT THE WAY YOU GOT MY PARENTS TOGETHER AGAIN. 1590 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:39,908 NO, NO. THEY DID THAT BY THEMSELVES. 1591 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:43,245 AW, I BET YOU ARRANGED THE WHOLE THING. 1592 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:45,213 HONEST TO ME, I DIDN'T. 1593 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:48,917 TRACY, THE REASON I CALLED YOU-- 1594 01:29:48,917 --> 01:29:51,454 I WANT TO THANK YOU AND ALL THE CHILDREN 1595 01:29:51,454 --> 01:29:53,489 FOR THE WONDERFUL JOB YOU DID. 1596 01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:56,459 WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN? 1597 01:29:56,459 --> 01:29:59,462 IF I EVER HAVE A REAL BIG PROBLEM, 1598 01:29:59,462 --> 01:30:02,030 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE I'LL CALL. 1599 01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:04,833 YOU WON'T NEED ME. YOU'RE GOD. 1600 01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:07,402 YOU DON'T NEED ANYBODY. 1601 01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:09,371 GOD NEEDS EVERYONE. 1602 01:30:09,371 --> 01:30:11,874 I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. 1603 01:30:19,147 --> 01:30:21,684 GOODBYE, TRACY. 1604 01:30:23,886 --> 01:30:25,954 GO AHEAD, TRACY. 1605 01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:29,825 THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN COLD EGG FOO YUNG. 107487