All language subtitles for Biwi No. 1 1999 WebRip 1080p Hindi

"My wife is numero uno.."

"My wife is numero uno.."

The pictures are really fantastic, Deepak! They're marvellous.

When the person in the picture is so Lovely, the photo too will be Lovely!

But there's magic in your hands.

Rupali, I have something important to say to you.

Yes? - I..

I..

You are being as bashful as a person declaring

his love for the first time. Come on.

It's true, Rupali.

I love you. - Hey! Deepak!

You are a very nice person and a very good friend.

Please don't misunderstand me, but I have some constraints.

What are they?

You know me, Deepak. I hail from a middle class family.

I've many dreams and I came to Mumbai from Pune to fulfil them.

So that, after marriage

I can get all the comforts that I never got when I was a kid.

My husband will be a millionaire!

He'll have a plush office

a magnificent car, a palatial bungalow!

"My wife is number one.."

"Some girls call me handsome."

"Some girls greet me as Samson."

"Some girls tell me that I'm really attractive."

"Some girls say that I've got a lot of strength."

"Some girls call me handsome."

"Some girls greet me as Samson."

"Some girls tell me that I'm really attractive."

"Some girls say that I've got a lot of strength."

"I tell everyone the same thing."

"That there's a woman who's with me."

"Her hair is silky and she looks beautiful."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"I swear that she appears vibrant all the time."

"Seriously? Do you swear?"

"I swear, it doesn't matter how much I praise her, it's still less."

"Seriously? Do you swear?"

"She's the light to my darkness, she's as delicate as a flower."

"She looks mesmerising and she's intoxicating."

"I swear she looks amazing when she wears a sari."

"I swear, when she walks, lightning strikes on Earth."

"Seriously? Do you swear?"

"Her hair is silky and she looks beautiful."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"The bindi on her forehead makes her as beautiful as the moon."

"Seriously? Do you swear?"

"Even the moon seems lacklustre in front of her."

"Seriously? Do you swear?"

"Look at her gait, her eyes are mesmerising."

"I've got a unique wife, there's no one else like her."

"She's my heart and my love but sometimes, she gets upset."

"When her anger vanishes, she loves me again."

"Seriously? Do you swear?"

"Her hair is silky and she looks beautiful."

"Think about it, say it, look, she's my wife who's numero uno."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"Some girls call you handsome. Some girls greet you as Samson "

"Some girls tell you that you're really attractive."

"Some girls say that you've got a lot of strength."

"You tell everyone the same thing. There's a woman who's with you."

"Her hair is silky and she looks beautiful. "

"You're my wife who's numero uno."

"You're my wife who's numero uno."

"My wife is numero uno.."

"My wife is numero uno.."

Mom, father has still not come, the circus will begin anytime now.

Rinku, he must be on his way. - It's Prem on the line.

Hello! You still haven't come? - I have an urgent meeting.

What are you saying! The children are ready, they'll be disappointed!

What to do, darling? It's a very important meeting.

If I don't attend it, I'll incur a loss in millions.

But if you insist, I can be there right away.

No. - Hold this. - It's okay. I'll explain to the children.

I love you. - I love you too. Bye. - Bye.

Prem! - Look how naive she is!

What about your meeting? - Which meeting?

Is a meeting more important than my children?

This means, you've suffered a loss?

Of course not! Your happiness is worth Rs. 5 crores.

The smile of my children is worth Rs. 5 crores.

And my mother's love is worth another 5 crores.

I have earned a profit of Rs. 15 crores in just five seconds!

You're right, dear. It's getting late, let's go.

When we come back from the circus, I'll take you to another circus.

Stop it!

Every model is total crap! You'll ruin my agency!

I won't even employ them as my maids. When will you like her?

I'll like her very much after having two pegs, sir.

Sorry, sir. But tell me, what kind of a model do you want?

Someone who has hazel eyes, around 5 feet 8 inch tall

has a figure of 36-24-36.

If such a girl can be found, won't a man marry her and keep her at home?

Why would he want her to pursue modelling?

Sorry, sir. Why would he want her to pursue modelling?

If I can lay my hands on that girl, I'm willing to marry her right away!

Beautiful.

Hi. Excuse me, Mr. Prem Mehra's office.. - May I help you?

Prem Mehra's office? - Sure. Ma'am, come. Please come..

Please come. - Thank you.

Sir, she's Rupali Walia and

this is her portfolio. - Wow!

Beautiful. Amazing. - Thank you. - Super.

What's the colour of your eyes? - Hazel.

Height? - 5 feet 8 inches.

Figure? - 36-24-36. - Wow!

Have you ever done any advertisement?

No. - Why not?

Not done, or not got any offers?

That's not the case. In life, I've waited a long time for everything.

When I want something, I want the best.

You've come to the right place, sweetheart.

You! - Yes, I am Prem Mehra.

He'll have a plush office, a magnificent car, a palatial bungalow!

I'll sign you for three years, but you cannot work for anyone else then.

If you wish, we can sign a lifetime contract!

You have the gift of the gab!

You look good too. Had you tried, even you could have become a model.

Yes. But my height let me down!

All right, Rupali. My office will get in touch with you.

All right, and if you want, I can call you too.

Anytime. My pleasure. - Nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you. - Bye.

You! What are you doing here? - Playing football!

Obviously, I'm swimming!

I mean, I never thought I'd bump into you on a football ground!

Consider this to be a coincidence.

A beautiful coincidence!

Do you live alone in this dreadful city?

Yes.

Aren't you afraid? - Certainly not.

Any boyfriend, husband, maybe a love affair?

None.

Not found anyone or not been in love?

Sir.. These are two movie tickets for this evening, for you and..

His timing is perfect! - I must have come at the wrong time!

Excuse me.

Hey!

Write it properly.

Hello. My baby, what are you doing? - Nothing. Why?

We are going to watch a film today.

I don't have time to waste! - Why? What are you doing?

Prem, Rinku has his exams!

Rinku has to study, not you!

Prem, I'll have to teach him.. Don't laugh, write!

You've become so boring ever since we got married.

Whenever I want to take you out, you make some excuse or the other.

Why are you getting angry? It was different before we got married.

I am your wife now.

The responsibilities of your kids, mother and the house are on me.

Look, come if you want to, otherwise, don't!

I'll wait outside the theatre for you till 6.30. - Okay.

I'm having such a bad time.

Despite having such a Lovely wife, I have to watch a film with you!

But I'm having a good time.

I get to watch a movie with a boss like you. Sorry, sir.

After marriage, doesn't a husband hold any value in the eyes of a wife?

Of course, he does. I'm sure your wife will come.

She won't. - She won't? But..

Sir! She's here.

Excuse me, do you have an extra ticket.. You!

Rupali. - Hi! What are you doing here?

This is a part-time job. I sell tickets in black!

You joke very well. You've come to watch a film, and that too, alone?

Even you've come alone.

Neither of us will remain alone now. Shall we?

He sure is going to watch the film!

Ouch! It's very hard! - Coming! Who is it?

My car has broken down. Can I use your telephone please?

You! - You! Is this your house?

I see, this is your house! Look at how faithful my car is!

Meaning?

Meaning, my car broke down right in front of your house.

This implies, even my car wants us to get close to each other.

Really?

I feel odd to say this

but now that I've come inside, will I get something to wear or not?

I'm quite drenched.

Dry yourself first.

"love is silver, love is gold."

"love is silver, love is gold."

"It's gold, it's gold, gold, gold."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"love is silver, love is gold."

"love is silver, love is gold."

"It's gold, it's gold, gold, gold."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"Such things happen in this age. We get no sleep and there's no rest."

"With every second I think of you, I lose a bit of myself."

"lovers remain awake while the whole world sleeps."

"Such things happen in this age. We get no sleep and there's no rest."

"With every second I think of you, I lose a bit of myself."

"lovers remain awake while the whole world sleeps."

"Sometimes there's laughter, sometimes there's crying."

"Sometimes there's laughter, sometimes there's crying."

"It's gold, it's gold, gold, gold."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"People are envious of us lovers. Let's run away."

"We do what our heart desires. We don't fear the world."

"People are envious of us lovers. Let's run away."

"We do what our heart desires. We don't fear the world."

"love is magic, love is full of charm."

"love is magic, love is full of charm."

"It's gold, it's gold, gold, gold."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"love is silver, love is gold."

"love is silver, love is gold."

"It's gold, it's gold, gold, gold."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

"As we're in our prime youth, love is bound to happen."

We are going to Switzerland! I'd seen it only in the movies!

I can't believe it! - I'll show it to you in real life.

Excuse me.. - Yes? - Hello. - May I help you?

Two tickets to Switzerland, please. - Sure. Name please.

Prem Mehra. - All right. - And Rupali Walia. She's my aunt.

Mr. Prem Mehra and Mrs.. - No, miss. - That's me.

Right, baby?

Your aunt is very beautiful.

Yes. She has maintained herself very well. - Aunt? - Yes.

You always travel alone. Take your wife also sometimes.

The poor girl is busy doing household chores all day!

Mother, I'm going there for business, not pleasure.

Well, she's not going to stop you from doing your work!

You will work only during the day.

But your evenings and nights will be free, so take her around then.

Mother, try to understand.. - She is right.

I haven't gone out since a long time.

So this is a good chance.

And I will not interfere with your work. Promise.

But, Pooja... - Don't you dare!

This is my order. Daughter-in-law will go with you. That's final!

Okay, love? - Where is the phone?

Yes, sir?

Book one more ticket. - Sure. In whose name?

My wife's name. - Mrs.? - Pooja Mehra.

So, you have three tickets now. You, your wife and your aunt.

If she is going, we'll come too.

Yes! We'll take the kids too.

If they stay here, I won't be able to enjoy.

You don't take your family out often. So, take the children too.

Okay, sir. You have five tickets now.

You, your wife, your kids and your aunt. Right?

If all of us go, your mother will be all alone.

We'll take her too. Okay?

Do one thing. Ask your parents too, and the neighbours as well.

Poor Tiger will be all alone. Let's take him too!

How dare you say that! I don't want to travel!

No, Mother-in-law. We'll go on a family holiday.

Right? - Yes. A family holiday! - Yes.

Since Pooja is being so persistent, I'll come.

Let's go, Pinky and Rinku. Let's go. - Come on, we've to pack.

It'd be really cold there. - This much for one ticket.

Let me pack some warm clothes. - So, for five, it'd be..

Rs. 6 lakhs. Add the food and other expenses..

I guess around 12 lakhs.

12 lakhs? Would it be so expensive?

Yes. I haven't yet included the shopping expenses.

So, adding that, it'd be around 15 lakhs.

No one else will come. You'll go alone.

It's your hard earned money and you'd lose 15 lakhs in a jiffy!

So what? Who am I earning for?

No way! Not to spend like this!

No! All of you have to come or else, I'll have to hear taunts all my life!

Nobody will taunt you. We'll go out some other time.

Just cancel the tickets. - Think twice.

I have! Now call them. - Okay.

Hello. - Hello. - This is Prem Mehra speaking. - Yes, sir? Tell me.

Cancel only the tickets that I'd booked now.

It means, only you and your aunt would be going.

Yes. What time is the flight? - 12 p.m. - Thank you.

What time is the flight? - It's at 8.

All of us will come to the airport. - Okay.

I'll change and come. - Okay.

Hey! Don't you touch me! Nobody other than my husband can!

Son! - Ma'am, you will have to be checked.

Why? Do we look like terrorists

who have hidden a bomb?

What's the matter, Lovely? - She is checking me!

You let go of terrorists, and that's when planes get detonated!

Don't you read newspapers?

Ma'am, my wife is like a ball of fire. Only I can handle her.

If you don't mind, may I? - Take this.

Thank you. - You can do it. - I'll check you.

Turn around.

Satisfied? - Yes.

Read properly! - I'm only hiding my face.

Why? - So that nobody can see you with me.

Why fear when you're in love? Why are you hiding your face?

You don't know my mother, she's very orthodox.

I see. Do you have a mother too?

Of course, I do! How do you think I was born?

Until I introduce you to her, and you win her over

nobody should know that there's something cooking between us. - Yes!

What's wrong? - Beware of that man with the moustache.

Who? - He's mother's biggest stooge!

The one with the moustache.. - That guy?

Hurry up, you have your passport, don't you?

Yes. - It's in there, right? - Yes.

He'll phone my mother right away! - God.. - Hold this.. - This? Here!

Where's the toilet?

There! Sorry! - What are you doing? - I got hurt.

I'll be right back. - I hope you're not hurt. - No, Mom.

Excuse me, ma'am, she's my wife, Lovely.. - God!

I need to go to the toilet. Hold it!

Take care of your passport. - Yes, I will.

Hey, wait!

Hey, Prem!

Lakhan, what are you doing here? - Can't you see what I'm doing?

Are you done? - Yes, I am. Please come.

So, what's happening with you? - How are you?

Let me wash my hands.

Prem, where are you going? - To Switzerland.

To Switzerland? That will be great fun!

Why will it be great fun? - Of course, it will be!

Even I'm going to Switzerland. - So?

We'll have fun together. Are you going alone or is Pooja coming too?

I'm going there for business. What's Pooja going to do there?

You're very naive! - I'm going alone.

You just don't know the meaning of romance! You won't get it.

Let's go and drink coffee.

Where are you going? - Lovely.

Lovely! - Prem! - Yes. - How are you?

And how is Pooja? - She's fine.

And Rinku and Pinky? - They are also fine.

I went to get coffee for you, and you've come here!

I came to meet your wife.

Sorry.. - Lovely, even Prem is coming to Switzerland!

That's good!

The announcement's been made. - Cheers to our trip to..

Switzerland. - Switzerland.

Let's go. - Come on. - You're here! Come on..

Who is Pooja? - My sister-in-law.

You never told me that you have a brother.

I don't have a brother, I had one.

What happened?

He died in a car accident, and my sister-in-law became a widow.

So, are Rinku and Pinky her children?

Yes, they are. But now

they love me as much as I love them.

My dear baby! I was so stupid to think otherwise.

Daddy, how does an aeroplane fly?

On petrol.

Even your car runs on petrol. Why doesn't your car fly then?

I'm sorry, son, I Can't even ask you to go and play outside.

Why not?

Just shut up! - Hey! That's not the way to answer!

Lovely, your general knowledge is good. You answer him.

I'll go and meet my friend.

Stop watching Cartoon Network, and watch Discovery channel instead!

They show you how a plane flies! - Prem! - Oh, no!

Excuse me, ma'am, would you please go and sit on my seat for a while?

Prem is a good friend of mine. I need to talk to him about business.

Please.. Don't mind. - Of course not. Excuse me.

Scoundrel! - Moron!

Moron! You have such a fantastic babe sitting next to you! - Ma'am..

She was! - Why are you sitting on my daddy's seat?

Because he is sitting on mine.

Why is he sitting on your seat?

I don't know. - Why not?

Hey, stop it! Why are you boring her?

My name is Lovely. - And I am Rupali. - I see.

Are you going to Switzerland? - Yes.

Where will you be staying in Switzerland?

My friend will be coming there, I don't know where he's booked me.

Prem!

I was once going to Ludhiana by bus.

A fantastic looking babe like her was sitting next to me.

A friend asked her to get up. I wanted to throw him out of the bus!

My sentiments exactly! - What did you say?

My ears get blocked in a plane. I feel sleepy, so, let me sleep.

Go to sleep, even I'll sleep here.

Go and sleep on your seat!

It's not nice disturbing her every now and then.

What does she mean to you? - Nothing, but it does not look good!

You also go to sleep.

Hey! Where is Pillu? - Where is Pillu?

Where's he? - He was with you, wasn't he?

Pillu.. - Pillu.. Hey! Will you just be hooked on to the camera? - Mom!

Are you a doctor's son or a cameraman's?

Lovely, stay here, while I go and fetch the room keys.

You just don't stay with us!

What about my room? - Excuse me. - Yes? - My name is Lakhan Khurana.

I've a booking over here. Please have a look.

I'll just check, sir.

Prem! Prem! - Lakhan! You're here, in this hotel!

He's my best friend. - Okay.

You had told me that you'd be living with your friend.

How come you are here?

Friends can be real bad, right? - What are you saying!

He did not come to receive me at the airport, so, I had to come here.

By the way, it's a coincidence that we are staying in the same hotel.

It's not a coincidence, it's my friendship, my love.

We came to Switzerland together, got separated at the airport

and then, got united here again! What's your room number? - 006.

I'll take a room next to yours. Please give us rooms together. - Yes.

Prem.. That girl from the plane!

I'll go and meet her. Book our rooms together.

Where are you going?

I'm done for! He's coming this way!

Excuse me. - Yes? - Did you recognise me?

I.. - I had exchanged my seat with you in the plane.

What a bore he is!

Remember? - Oh! Him? Of course.. - What a small world.

Yes. - Such a small world! - He's boring.

If the Lord destines you to befriend someone, then it is imminent!

Are you staying in this hotel? In which room? Hello! Listen!

Even he's disappeared! What's happening?

I think it's dad.

Hello. - Prem speaking. - Reached safely? How are you?

Fine. And how are you?

I'm fine. I was waiting for your call.

I heard it's very cold there. Take care of yourself. - Yes.

How's mother? - Fine.

Has she gone to sleep? - Yes, she has.

Do you want anything from here? - Nothing.

I miss you a lot. Come back soon.

I will. Take care of mother and the kids.

I'll return soon. Okay? Shall I hang up? - Take care. Bye. - Okay.

Okay. - Hey! When did you come?

Just now. Prem, how old is your sister-in-law?

As old as you. - As old as me?

Poor lady! She got widowed in her youth!

Why didn't you get her remarried?

Because of mother. She is very orthodox.

But stop worrying about my sister-in-law.

Lakhan and his wife too are in this hotel.

They are very smart, so be wary of them. Understand?

As you wish, sir!

By the way, you look amazing today. - What..

Shall we? - Let's go, hurry up!

Lovely.. - Can't you see I'm putting Pillu to sleep?

Are you putting him to sleep or waking him up?

Come on. - No.

Come on! - All right.

I'll put him to sleep and come. Okay?

Hey, have you come to Switzerland to put Pillu to sleep? Come on!

Come on! - What are you doing? I'm not going to come!

If the TV is on all night, how will Pillu go to sleep?

Dad! Why did you switch off the TV? - So that you go off to sleep!

He does not go to sleep unless he hears the sound of the TV.

Really? - Yes!

Has he become that spoilt? - Children of today are such!

Hey! The fool has gone to sleep! That's incredible!

Let him listen to the songs on TV, while you hear me sing! Come on!

"Oh, my beloved.."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"Oh, my beloved.. I am ready to sacrifice myself for you."

"With just one glimpse of yours.."

"With just one glimpse of yours, my grief would vanish."

"Oh, my beloved.."

"With just one glimpse of yours.."

"With just one glimpse of yours, my grief would vanish."

"Oh, my beloved.. - I can sacrifice myself for you."

"I want to worship these beautiful eyes of yours."

"I want to capture you in my desires."

"You are my pain as well as my relief."

"You are my days as well as my nights."

"I want to keep your glass like lips in the tavern of my heart."

"With the redness of your lips, I want to write songs on my heart."

"You are my love."

"You are my love, my beloved, the love of my life.."

"Oh, my beloved.."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"Oh, my love.. I will dance ceaselessly today in your love."

"I will dance ceaselessly today in your love.."

"I've become crazy.."

"I've become crazy after falling in love with you, my beloved."

"Oh, my love.. I will dance ceaselessly today in your love."

"I've become crazy after falling in love with you, my beloved."

"O my beloved, please come near me."

"O my beloved, please come near me."

"Your heart has now become my heart and it is beating inside my chest."

"Oh, my love.. I will dance ceaselessly today in your love."

"I've become crazy after falling in love with you, my beloved."

"Your love is very intoxicating."

"You're crazy in love and so am I."

"Your eyes are signalling to me."

"My eyes are enduring the pain of not catching a glimpse of you."

"Your lips, like honey filled glasses."

"Your hair, like dense black clouds."

"This is the magic of love, our hearts have become intoxicated."

"Everywhere I see, I see you."

"Everywhere I see, I see you. I'm near you and you're near me."

"Oh, my beloved.."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"With just one glimpse of yours, my grief would vanish."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

"I am ready to sacrifice myself for you, my beloved."

What's wrong? - Leg.. - What do I do? - Call a doctor.

One minute. - Call a doctor..

Hello? Reception, could you call for a doctor?

It's urgent. - 'Yes, ma'am.'

Yes, thank you. How are you..

I'll be back soon!

Hello! - This is from the reception.

There's a request for you.

Our hotel's doctor has just finished his duty.

Now, there's an emergency come up in room number 303.

Please could you cooperate?

Right now? - Yes, sir. Thank you.

What's the matter?

Nothing, Lovely. Somebody in the hotel has fallen ill.

We've come so far away on a holiday

but your patients don't leave you alone even here!

I'll just come. - Go!

Doctor!

Excuse me.

Doctor.. - What?

Hey, Prem! You! - Lakhan!

Why are you posing like a dog?

I've been stuck this way since 15 minutes, I've sprained my back.

Sprained your back? Did you lift something heavy?

Yes, it was very heavy.

Here? - No. - Here? - No. - Here?

It's a bad catch! Lie straight.

I can't move, and you ask me to lie straight!

I'll help you.

Easy, easy! - It's tickling.

Straighten your leg.. - I can't.

Do it.. - Straighten it.

Okay? - Okay. - Where's the bathroom? - There.

Why? - I'll fetch some hot water for you.

Hey! Don't go to the bathroom! My hands are all right now!

Hey, Prem!

What's wrong? - The girl I met in the plane

is in your bathroom! - No.

No? - No! - You bloody fool!

You were making me a fool all the way from India till here!

Have you come here for business or to make merry with this girl?

No, please!

You won't change. Hello, come here, there's no need to feel shy.

You were pretending to be strangers all along!

What.. - It wasn't my fault, he asked me to do that.

Yet, the three of us met, didn't we?

World is very small..

Especially, for the three of us! Move your leg!

Such a small world! - Injection is very weak, especially for me.

Excuse me.. Prem, be a little more serious!

Hey, not here.. Here.. Yes.

Will you please.. - Sure.

Let her stay. Please.

He just keeps shooting videos all day!

What's your son's name? - Pillu.

These days, he's learning how to operate computers. - Computers?

Hey! There he is!

Damn! How did they meet?

I'll have to stop Prem or else, it'll be a big mess!

Did you recognise her? The friend I made on flight.

Yes.. - She is Rupali... He is my husband, Lakhan Singh Khurana.

MCC, MBBS. - Greetings. - I see.

He gets angry if his degrees are not mentioned. He's a very able doctor.

Attend to her, I'll be back soon. - Okay.

Excuse me, I'm using your.. Hello, Operator.

Please give me room number 303. - Hello.

Hello, Prem. Don't come down or else, you'll be in the soup!

I'm already down. - Down, where?

Behind you. - What!

You're laughing! You are doomed!

Dad, let's go to mom.

Your son has grown up. - Dear.. - You can come too.

One minute, dear. Prem.. Prem, listen to me! - Yes.

Hey, Prem! - Greetings.

She's Rupali, a friend I met on flight.

Greetings. - He's Prem, my husband's friend.

Prem, you're here! They're waiting. Talk to her, we'll be back soon.

Hey! Prem is very hard working.

He had absolutely nothing a few years back.

He had no job, no business. He used to live in a rented house. - I see.

But after getting married, his luck favoured him.

Is he already married? - He looks very young, doesn't he?

He has a very nice wife, Pooja.

She is such a lovely girl. She really is.

He has two children too. A boy named Rinku, and a girl named Pinky.

You liar.. You cheat.. - No.. Rupali.. - You deceived me!

You are married! - Yes, I am.

You have two children! - Yes, I do.

You lied to me! I hate you..

I hate you.. - Listen..

Yes, I am married and I have two children too!

But if I hadn't lied to you, how would I have won you over?

You are lying even now! - No! I swear by my mom!

You don't love me!

I swear by my mom, I do! Do you have a mom? - Mom?

Then how would you know the love that a son and a mother share?

Rupali, my mother told me.. 'Dear, she is a mad girl.'

'Marry her and she'll be all right.'

I married her. But she's still the same.

Then my mother told me that a son would make her all right.

I fathered a son, but of no avail.

Then my mother told me that a daughter would make her all right.

I had a daughter, but yet, she did not become all right.

Rupali, I have been married for six years.

In these six years, I did it only twice, that too, at mom's behest!

You are married and you have two children!

Henceforth, we have nothing to do with each other!

So what if I'm married? Does that make me an untouchable?

Can't a normal girl enter my life? - Nothing!

You ask me to leave you, but how can I?

I love you very much! - I hate you.

You are lying.. - I hate you..

You're lying. - I hate you. - Say that you love me. - I hate you..

Love.. - I hate you. - I love you..

It was great fun!

That mad woman must have come to receive me.

Don't even talk to me in front of her or else, she'll bring the roof down.

The plane has landed, your dad must be on his way. Okay?

Hi! - Dad is here!

Dad! - Hey! - Come on.. - Here you go, dear.

Your dad is here. - Here's your aeroplane!

Hi, sweetheart. I missed you so much.

Mom! - How are you? - Dad's bag! - Move!

Hey! Where are you taking my husband's bag?

Well.. I... - Shut up! You seem to be decent! - Pooja..

Pooja! - But you are an ace thief!

Pooja. - Why are you staring at him?

Pooja.. - Give me.. - This is an Indian airport

all trolleys look alike here. - Just give me the bag.

I must have accidentally placed my bag in her trolley.

So what? This does not mean she steals your bag! - Go..

Ma'am, go..

Go.. - Hey! Why are you letting her get away?

Pooja.. - One minute! Why did you let her go?

I won't, the next time I meet her! - It was just a bag today.

What if someone takes you away from me someday? I have to be careful.

Let's go home. I've prepared your favourite dish.

Please come. Come. Let's go, children.

Come on. - This way. - Okay.

Shall I take the bag? - Okay.

Prem, I cannot see a thing.

Prem, where are you?

Come on. - But where are we going?

Come on! Let me show you something.

From now on, you will stay here. A small gift from me.

I love you..

Prem, you have given me the most precious gift of my life!

I had only one dream, that we would have a small house of our own.

A big house. - Yes, a big house

in which, I will live peacefully with you.

What's this? - Here is the car key.

Car? - Yes.

Is your Prem so useless that he can't afford a car for you?

Mr. Prem, it's our first day in our new house today.

I'll cook today. You will come for dinner, won't you?

I'll come only to eat dinner. - And dessert?

If you insist, then I'll taste it!

Pooja, my love!

That's not a good habit. What's wrong? You appear very restless.

Shall I lay the table? - I'm not hungry.

I'm suffering from gastroenteritis.

I was thinking of taking a long walk.

Yes, go ahead. Take Tiger too.

Tiger? - It's time for his walk too.

Come, Tiger..

Fantastic. - Come along. - Hi, Prem. - Hi.

Who's this? - He's Tiger.

I have come to meet you under the pretext of taking him for a walk.

I see.

I'm kidding. I'm famished. Please serve the dinner soon.

Sure thing.

How's the food? - Wow! It's superb! - Did you like it?

By the way, how does Pooja cook?

Whose name have you taken! - Why?

You've spoilt the fun! - Doesn't she cook well?

Pooja will cook well provided she ever cooks!

As of now, she can only talk big! - I see.. Please eat.

Come here. - Okay.

Listen. - Yes? - The kitchen has been inaugurated. - Correct.

And the dining table too. - Yes.

What about the bedroom? - I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.

What about the bedroom?

Now what? - My back!

Again? - No, just kidding.

Come.

Going.

Come. Going.

Come. Going.

You took so long.

I told you, I was going for a long walk.

How's your stomach now? - Fine..

Where's Tiger? - Tiger.. Tiger is here.

Tiger, disgusting! How often have I told you not to shit at home!

Never shit at home! Come on! Come on, Tiger. Bloody.. Come on..

Come soon. I'll be laying the table, the food will get cold.

Yes.. Come on, Tiger..

Will you just keep laughing? Give her some tea too!

Why didn't you come to Switzerland? - Yes, why?

If I knew you were also going

I'd have never cancelled my plans. - I just had lassi.

So what if you haven't seen Switzerland?

I'll show you Switzerland through my video camera. - Go on.

My son has shot so well. He had the camera with him all day long.

My son is very smart! Look.

Hey! This is very nice! - It was a fantastic hotel!

I should have gone! - It was really amazing.

Prem is going to the swimming pool! - Yes!

Pillu, where did she come from?

Now I understand! He didn't go to Switzerland for business

but to make merry with this witch!

You fool, come here! Why, you..

Why are you beating him? - I'll thrash you. - Mom! - Sit..

It's my son's fault.

My son did shoot Rupali embracing Prem.

But he did not shoot Prem pushing her away and scolding her.

What do you mean?

We were right there. Prem does not even know that girl.

This is true. In fact, I had introduced her to Prem.

She's a modern girl

and hugging someone is no big deal for such girls.

Where are you going? - Home.

At least have breakfast. - This cassette has done it all.

Sorry, dear. I hope you aren't hurt.

Take this and shoot me.

I have to put on such acts sometimes. - It's okay, Dad.

Pooja, had this hit me, you would have become a widow!

No.. If you die of an electric shock, I'll become a widow.

Please keep that down.

Did you go there for business or to make merry with that witch?

First, relax! I went there to make merry with someone?

I was about to take you there. Who booked your tickets?

Who cancelled them?

Why? Because we would've spent 12 lakhs.

That would've been better! At least I wouldn't have had to see such a day!

We were together for a few days, and spent some time together.

What! Did you stay together? - Oh, my dear baby!

Staying together means staying in the same hotel, not the same room!

Listen. Lakhan and Lovely too were there.

You asked them, didn't you? What did they say?

That there was nothing. And yet, you suspect me!

Have I ever lied to you, ever deceived you?

You don't believe me, you are suspicious of me.. Fine!

No! I believe you!

Oh, God! I suspected my husband!

Please forgive me!

I made a big mistake! I made a huge mistake.

No! - Forgive me.

Please don't cry. Please don't.

I loved you, I still do, and will always do so.

I know that.. - Stop crying.

I love you. - I love you too.

Drink this, Mother-in-law.

Keep it here. Sit down. I want to talk to you.

I have considered you to be more of a daughter than a daughter-in-law.

I want to tell you about the temperament of men.

How did you use to be before marriage?

What a vast change between then and now!

Have you ever given this a thought?

No, never. - Because you don't have the time to think!

You have got so involved with your home and children.

If you become a lover

your husband will have all his attention on you.

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle, I'm starting to feel scared."

"Say something so that I forget the world."

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle, I'm starting to feel scared."

"Say something so that I forget the world."

"What's there to be scared about when your beloved is beside you?"

"Come, embrace me and sleep in my arms."

"What's there to be scared about when your beloved is beside you?"

"Come, embrace me and sleep in my arms."

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle, I'm starting to feel scared."

"Come, embrace me and sleep in my arms."

"What's happening in your heart? - Anxiety."

"Restlessness is spread.. - In every moment."

"Should I steal the colour from your cheeks? - You can."

"Even I wish the same."

"It's an atmosphere of loneliness, even the stars are asleep."

"We are lost in love."

"It's an atmosphere of loneliness, even the stars are asleep."

"We are lost in love."

"It's really cold outside but why do I feel hot?"

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle, I'm starting to feel scared."

"Say something so that I forget the world."

"What's there to be scared about when your beloved is beside you?"

"Come, embrace me and sleep in my arms."

"Your eyes are open but you've fallen asleep."

"I know now for sure that you've become crazy."

"Only both of us are here tonight, no one else is here in the house."

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle, I'm starting to feel scared."

"Say something so that I forget the world."

"What's there to be scared about when your beloved is beside you?"

"Come, embrace me and sleep in my arms."

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle, I'm starting to feel scared."

"Say something so that I forget the world."

"What's there to be scared about when your beloved is beside you?"

"Come, embrace me and sleep in my arms."

"It's midnight and we're in a jungle.."

Hello? - Listen. - Yes, my baby?

It's 'Karwachaut' today. - So?

Did you forget? I can eat only if I see your face when I sight the moon.

So, come home early.

Okay, my baby. I'll be there before you can sight the moon!

Okay, bye. - Bye.

Hello? - Hello.

Who's that? - Rupali speaking! Who else?

Yes, baby? - Waiting for somebody else's call? - No.

Prem, I'm fasting for the first time today.

Come soon before the moon can be sighted. You'll come, won't you?

Okay, my baby. I'll be there before you can sight the moon!

Take care. I'll speak to you later. Bye.

I think this moon is going to be eclipsed today!

Eat this. - No! - Come on. - No.

Hello? Yes, Shashi?

American party? How much? 3.5 crores!

Really? When does she want to meet?

Today? No, Shashi, not today.

She is returning tomorrow morning?

Fine, let her go. What can we do?

I'll bear a loss of 3.5 crores.

There's no chance today. My wife is fasting today!

How will an American know about Indian culture?

Come on, eat.

But you're an Indian, right?

You don't you know what 'Karwachaut' means?

How our wives starve and fast for us!

Stop it.. Don't call me again.

What's wrong? - What's wrong with you?

Nothing. - You mentioned over the phone that

if you don't attend the meeting, you'll suffer a loss of 3.5 crores.

Yes, I'll incur a loss of 3.5 crores.

Tell me. Is that amount more important than you?

No, but.. - Then?

But I don't want you to incur any loss.

Please go and attend the meeting.

Look, you're fasting today.

I'm not going to leave you. Stop it!

I've stayed hungry all day long.

If I remain hungry for a few hours more, I'm not going to die, am I?

Come back soon. we'll eat together then.

For my sake, please go.

All right, I'll heed you! - Don't worry. - Let me make a phone call.

Let me phone that scoundrel.

Hello. Be ready. I'm coming. - Go.

I told you I would be here before you could sight the moon!

You look stunning! But why are you so pale?

I'm famished! - Famished? - Yes.

The moon.. - The moon..

Every day.. - Everyday..

6.. - 6 o'clock..

Rises.. - Rises.. - But today.. - But today..

It's 8 o'clock. And it's still not to be seen anywhere?

It would have been so much easier for me too

if it would rise at different timings in different places!

What? - You didn't get it?

Hi, Tiger. Come in. Come here, my baby.

Tiger, what are you doing?

Where are you taking me?

Where have you brought me?

Tiger!

There's your moon! - Really?

Now what? - Now, take this.. - This? - Go on! - Okay.

And worship me.

Now, give me this

and take this and look at the moon through it.

Now, look at me.

Tiger.

Pooja.

I'm doomed!

Okay, bye.

Pooja, I.. - Stop it!

Until now, a husband kept lying, and a wife kept believing him!

But now, I have witnessed that trust getting betrayed!

I want to explain to you that..

This is no time to explain, but a time to reach a decision!

Do you want a family and a home

or a mistress and that house? - What are you trying to say?

A wife can tolerate sharing anything

but not her husband.

Pooja, I.. I admit I made a mistake.

Suppose I had done the same?

What if you had seen me with another man?

Pooja! - Why did you stop? Slap me!

Pooja. What are you doing? The children are listening.

It's good! Let them also know what their father has been up to!

I am starving here and praying for your long life, while you..

Let's go inside and talk.

No, Mother-in-law! A decision will be made today!

This is the line of demarcation.

He will have to swear by his children

that he can get that woman

out of his heart, mind and life!

Only then can he enter the house, or.. - Or? Or what?

Or the man who has an affair with some other woman

can never be my husband!

And I don't have a place in my home for a stranger!

Fine!

Rupali.. - Hi, Prem.

I have come to you.. Forever and ever!

Really! - Yes. - Wow! My baby!

Tiger, catch! - Tiger..

Come on, Rinku and Pinky. Come and eat.

In a moment, Mom.

Come on. Ma'am!

Greetings! - Come on.. - Mom..

What's this I hear? Prem has left this house to stay with Rupali!

Please don't be dejected.

When a bird leaves its nest, it may go astray

but eventually, it does return to its nest.

What rubbish! Don't you worry.

It's Diwali two days later. He will surely come to meet the children.

The other day, you covered up for his misdeeds.

If you had revealed the truth and not stood by him

the matter would have ended there and then.

Well, I.. - All men are alike!

Hey! What are you doing! - You did the right thing.

I am deeply ashamed of what I did the other day.

I stood by him thinking it to be the follies of youth.

How was I to know that matters would deteriorate to this extent!

The rascal left home!

Yet, if you feel that Prem left home because of me

I shall bring him back. I promise you!

Who doesn't make mistakes?

I made a blunder, I apologised, but she didn't let me come home!

I told her to think about the effect it would have on the children.

She said that even they ought to know what their father was up to..

What was that? - Who is responsible for this? It's you!

There is no woman in this world

who can bear to see her husband in the arms of another woman!

Your wife couldn't bear it. But this does not mean

you leave your home and family!

Hello!

I am her husband, I have married her! I am with her 24 hours a day!

If I spend half an hour with someone else, what's the big deal?

She forgets about those 23 and a half hours! She's crazy!

She's not, you're crazy!

Are you out of your mind?

What kind of things are you saying?

You're my friend, aren't you? Come. Come home. Come, Prem. - Why?

I've come to get you. - Why should I come with you?

I never left my home. She ousted me.

She says that I'm not her husband. Fine, I'm happy with Rupali.

Wait for a few days and she'll realise my importance.

Not her, you'll realise the importance of a wife

of the kids and a home.

The day you realise it, you'll repent, Prem. You will.

If this is what you call repenting, I'm happy about it.

Listen, whose friend are you? Mine or hers?

Just because they can't find any other girl, they speak total crap.

"Scarf.."

"Scarf.."

"From the red bungalow of Red City, I brought a red coloured scarf."

"Scarf.."

"I've coloured it red by dyeing it in red colour."

"Scarf.."

"Come and touch my scarf, my love."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"I'm on the peak of my prime youth."

"What will I do without you? Have some pity on my prime youth."

"Come and touch my scarf, my love."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"I'm on the peak of my prime youth."

"What will I do without you? Have some pity on my prime youth."

"Come and touch my scarf, my love."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"Scarf.."

"Scarf.."

"My red coloured scarf is feeling shy and is scared."

"When you look at it, it blushes like a tomato."

"Scarf.."

"Your scarf embraces me and makes me go crazy."

"I was already suffering and it is making me suffer even more."

"O love of my desires, don't torture me in this way."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"I'm on the peak of my prime youth."

"What will I do without you? Have some pity on my prime youth."

"Come and touch my scarf, my love."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"Scarf.."

"From your glistening smooth body, the scarf is slowly slipping away."

"It seems as if without any clouds, there's lightning in the sky."

"Scarf.."

"I feel like making this lightning fall on you today."

"I want to embrace you and put this scarf on you."

"This pain keeps on increasing and it doesn't end."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"I'm on the peak of my prime youth."

"What will I do without you? Have some pity on my prime youth."

"Come and touch my scarf, my love."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"I'm on the peak of my prime youth."

"What will I do without you? Have some pity on my prime youth."

"Come and touch my scarf, my love."

"I won't say a word to you, I promise."

"Scarf.."

"Scarf.."

"Scarf.."

Everybody is bursting crackers, allow us to also do so.

Yes, Mom.

Your dad will come just now with plenty of crackers.

We will then burst them together, okay?

Dad is here! - Dad is here!

Dad is here! - Dad is here!

It's Mr. Lakhan here, not your dad.

Look what I've brought for you! - Thank you.

Go and burst them. - Careful! Don't burn your hands!

Don't worry, they aren't bombs.

Ma'am, happy Diwali! - Same to you.

Greetings, ma'am. - Happy Diwali! - Thank you.

Happy Diwali!

Happy Diwali! - Bless you, dear. - How are you?

Lakhan. - I am fine.

You had said that he'd definitely come to meet the kids for Diwali.

If he does not come to meet the kids on Diwali

it is his misfortune!

The Goddess of the house is at home on such an auspicious day!

You are so sensible. Why don't you explain to her?

What do I do? She just refuses to understand.

The children are so happy! Rinku, careful!

Lakhan, did you meet him?

Yes, but right now, Rupali seems to

have intoxicated him a bit too much!

However intoxicated a man may be, he does become sober someday!

Please sit.

A woman is so powerful that a man stands no chance before her!

If she makes up her mind, then nothing is impossible.

What do you mean?

I'll give her some advice, but don't you use it on me!

A wife has so many weapons that if she uses them against her husband

he'll be blown to smithereens!

Like?

Your first weapon would be your children.

Coming! Coming, God!

Why did you ring the bell? - To call you.

To have the door opened.

Hey..

How can you just barge in?

Hello. - Where is he?

Who? - Your slave! - Who's speaking?

You ask me the question which I should be asking you!

Where is he? Hiding behind you? - Wrong number.

You are a wrong number, I'm the right number! Go and call him!

Prem! Prem!

Dad! - Dad!

Dad! - Children! - Dad!

How are you?

Rupali, these are my children.

Greet her. - Hello, ma'am.

A lady is abusing me over the phone.

Would you like to listen to her?

Yes.

Hello? - Have the children reached?

Yes, Pooja. This is some joke! Why have you sent them here?

Will I send them to the neighbour's house if not yours?

You are their father. Take care of them.

I have nothing to do with them now. Understand?

Hello! Pooja, listen to me!

She hung up?

Give it to me. - Take it.

From now on, these children will stay here, won't they?

Hello. - Mom, she's gone to dad's room to sleep.

Really?

Dear, you cannot sleep without your father beside you, can you?

And remember, don't let dad sleep with that witch.

You know what to do, don't you? - Yes, we do.

Good. I love you. Goodnight.

Wow! Prem!

Hey! I wonder where he's gone!

Hey! Why are you coming here?

Prem? - What are you doing here?

We were getting very scared in that room.

So, we'll sleep beside you. - Fine.

Fine?

Move.

You have infuriated her.

Are you concerned only about her, not about us?

That's not so.

Come and sleep.

School is here!

Get down quickly..

Go to school! - Dad.

Love you.

I'll tell him.. - Are you talking to your wife? - Good morning, sir.

No, sir. It was a client. - Give me the file.

Why are you panting?

I have many chores to attend to, other than my office work.

Okay.

Order breakfast for me. I'm famished.

Haven't you had breakfast? - No, I haven't!

Are you taking me to the gallows? Please forgive me!

But generally, you eat and come. - Shut up and listen!

Ask the driver to fetch the kids at 4 O'clock and take them home.

I understand. - Hey! Which house?

Blue eyes or hael eyes? - Hael eyes.

5 feet, 8 inches. - Hey!

There's too much confusion!

If he finds this very confusing, then imagine my plight!

Sit!

We are hungry. Please give us something to eat.

I am not your dad's servant! He'll come and feed you.

They really harass me!

Mom would give us snacks the moment we'd return from school.

Let's go to the kitchen and eat something.

Hey! What have you broken? And what are you doing here?

If you don't feed us, you think we'll stay hungry?

I understand it all! Your mother has taught you this, hasn't she?

Don't you dare take her name! - Really? What will you do then?

Stop it! That's enough!

Don't you dare raise your hand on my children!

Prem.. - In spite of being a woman, you..

Go upstairs!

Come on, Pinku. Open your mouth. - Yesterday, when I asked her

for something to eat, she scolded me.

And when I broke her plate, she raised her hand to slap me.

What! Did she slap you?

No. Dad came in then, and scolded her a lot.

Really? Did he scold her? - Yes, Mom.

He has a place in his heart, at least for the kids if not for me.

This is great news that

the rascal Prem scolded Rupali.

Why are you worried then? You ought to be happy!

Fortunately, he happened to reach there and save the children.

If she ever hits them when she's alone, then who will save them?

Yes, who will save them?

Yes! Your second weapon!

Second weapon? - Your mother-in-law!

That's more like it!

Mr. Lakhan, you're great! - Thank you..

Mother! You're here?

What do I say, dear?

My daughter-in-law.. I can't call her that! Pooja.

Pooja ousted me from that house.

She said, 'Old hag, when your son isn't living here, why are you?'

Look at what she has done to Tiger too!

She didn't even let me take my clothes.

Look, I've worn an old sari!

I never thought Pooja could stoop so low!

One never knows who can stoop, and when!

Right. - Give me some money.

I'll go to the old age home. - No, Mother, you will stay with me.

Grandma is here.. - Hey! My children!

Grandma is here! - Rinku! Pinky!

You will stay with us, won't you?

Yes. Where else will I go? I'll stay right here.

Rupali, she is my mother. From now on, she'll stay here.

And you need Tiger to protect you.

Hey, she is so snooty! You left Pooja for her? - Mom..

My Pooja is thousand times better than her.

You've already started speaking ill about her!

It doesn't matter to me. In your happiness lies mine too.

I will be where you are. You may stay with Pooja or with this snob.

Just show me the room where I can remain in one corner.

I am your son, not your daughter-in-law! - Thank God!

I'll take care of you. Come with me.

I'll show you your room.

If a patient doesn't heed his doctor

how can the ailment be cured? - Mr. Lakhan.

It was fine to send the children and mother.

But me going to the office.. That's impossible!

If Indira Gandhi could run a country in spite of being a woman

can't you run an office for a few days?

I'd say, don't sit at home and fight this battle.

Declare war! Just tell Rupali! That will be the end of the matter!

Do you know? I had even scolded her over the phone.

Not over the phone, you're too naive.

Face her. Face-to-face. Bump into her

and tell her that you're the numero uno wife.

Hey! Can't you look before open the door? You broke my lovely house!

This was only a glass house, and you're so pained to see it break.

Just think! You have broken apart my lovely, well-settled home.

How pained I must be!

I did not break your home. Prem came to me on his own.

Because he loves me, Pooja.

You are sadly mistaken! I'm the only one he loves.

If your love was so strong

you could have stopped him earlier too.

You are right..

So now, if your love is so strong, try to stop him.

It's very easy to be a lover.

But it's equally difficult to be a wife!

You love him very much, don't you? Then, love his mother too!

As well as his children!

And his dog too!

From now on, I will live your life, and you will live mine!

"She's numero uno wife.."

"She's numero uno wife.."

Hey, Sharma, file this paper! Why are you showing it to me?

Hello, Pooja. You?

Don't call me that.

Get used to calling me ma'am or Mrs. Pooja Mehra.

But, ma'am, what brings you to the office today?

I should have come here earlier. But I couldn't pay any attention

to the office as I was busy with the household chores. - What?

Shashi. - Yes, ma'am?

What am I in this company? - A partner, ma'am.

How much percent? - 51 percent.

And what about your boss? - 49 percent.

So, how many percent more loyal should you be to me?

Two percent, ma'am. - Good. Very good.

Tell me more.

What else is happening here?

Everything is a big mess here, ma'am!

The boss must not have spent as much for his wedding

as he has on her!

We are losing all our clients, and he refuses to change his model!

Is there any shooting today? - Yes, ma'am.

Where? - At Famous Studio.

"She's numero uno wife.."

What's wrong with the generator? - Great!

What happened now? Why have the lights gone off?

Check the generator. Why have the lights gone off?

The generator is perfectly fine, but the shooting has been cancelled.

At whose behest? - Well.. Mrs. Pooja.. You..

As far as I remember, this company belongs to Prem, doesn't it?

Yes. But Mr. Prem holds only 49 percent of the shares

whereas Mrs. Pooja holds 51 percent.

Well, I cannot disobey her. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

This is a big problem! - Such humiliation, huh?

Prem! Get out of my way!

I've been insulted. - There's a lot of confusion in this company!

What will happen to me! - "She's numero uno wife.."

"She's numero uno wife.."

"She's numero uno wife.."

"She's numero uno wife.."

What! Pooja cancelled the shooting?

Yes, sir. Ma'am had even come to office.

When? - This morning, sir.

She's nuts!

Sir, do not forget that she holds 51 percent of the company shares.

Hey, I'm responsible for that!

As per the rules, if you challenge her

she will shut this company, and we'll be left nowhere!

She can do that. - Just think about that.

Prem! - Ma'am is here.

I am very, very, very upset.

I have never ever been so insulted!

A shooting that was on, was cancelled, and I was told..

Your Rupali was told that she isn't this company's model!

Who said so? - He did!

Serves you right. - Get out! - Thank you, sir.

That's it?

Hey, he didn't have the shooting cancelled, Pooja did.

She is envious of you.

These eyes, this face

this height, this figure!

There's no model like you in all of India.

Really? - I swear by you!

Oh, my baby!

Come on here.

Please come.

Sir, a man wants to.. - Move aside!

What impudence is this! - I'm sorry. I'm not being impudent.

My name is Balwinder Singh. - So?

I have a small factory. I promote new models.

I'll be very grateful if you see these pictures. - Hey!

I'm very busy, go to someone else.

You're a rich man, you will be busy.

But just take a look at these photos. - What's this?

Look behind. This model has been finalised for us.

This one? - Shashi, whom have you brought?

He forced his way in. - Have you selected this model?

I'm sorry, I have made a mistake.

A big mistake! Look at this model, she'll blow your mind off!

I don't want my mind to be blown off. I can't look at it.

Just give me a chance, please! - Show them to him, he'll see.

He.. - But you are the boss, right? He's only a peon!

Please take a look. - Show it to someone else.

I implore you! - I beg at your feet!

Please see them just once.

Sir, how was I to know he'd persist?

Look, This is what's called a model

delicious ice-cream!

Ice-cream! - Yes.

What? - Let go of my collar! I too command respect!

That's more like it.

So what if you don't like her? Many in Punjab dote on her..

Why, you.. - Hey..

You've seen the pictures. My work is done!

She's my wife!

Pooja.

Pooja. - What's wrong? You seem very livid.

I thought you would be filled with remorse whenever you do return.

But you are screaming aloud! - Incredible photographs!

Oh, thanks.

Didn't you like them? - Fantastic, Pooja!

But you ardently admire Rupali in such clothes.

And now, when I've clicked my pictures, are you offended?

You are a mother of two children, a daughter-in-law, a wife!

Weren't you ashamed to have such pictures clicked?

You are wrong.

I am not a mother, I was.

I'm not a daughter-in-law or a wife, I was!

But now, I am free! I will do as I please!

And I'm not insolent like you. It's my duty to entertain a guest.

Please sit. What will you have? Breakfast, tea, coffee?

No, thank you. Why bother?

I notice you are becoming more and more decent.

And it's against my honour to even breathe in such a place!

Goodbye.

"When I look at you, my heart starts beating faster."

"When I think of you, my heart starts beating faster."

"I wish to see you."

"When I look at you, my heart starts beating faster."

"When I think of you, my heart starts beating faster."

My dear.

Mom, dad.

When did you come?

Pooja. So much has transpired

and you didn't even inform us!

Didn't you consider your parents

worthy of sharing your sorrows?

How often did we explain to you

that Prem was not worthy of you?

But you always thought us to be wrong.

Anyway, don't worry. Your parents are still alive.

Let's go.

Where? - To your house. Where else?

No, Dad. This is my house.

I won't leave it.

In spite of the fact that Prem has left you?

Dad is here! Start working!

Get rolling!

"I've no other go than to live in this wretched world."

"It's better to die than living in such a wicked world."

"It's better to die than living in such a wicked world."

Mother! What are you doing? - Cleaning the house, dear.

I can see that, but where are the servants?

Rupali says that if we want to stay here

we should work and earn our food. - What?

She makes everybody work. She even makes us wash clothes.

Why didn't you tell me, Mother?

Matters would've got aggravated. I hold no grudges against life.

Get me two belts. One for my back, and the other for my neck.

Neck? - She is so tall. Talking to her..

Mother, come off it! Rupali! - Hurts my neck!

Rupali..

Rupali.. - Yes? - Hi, Prem.

You make my mother and kids work?

Hey! I've never asked anyone to work.

Will they lie to me then?

I've just seen poor mother mopping the floor.

If you can't look after them

at least don't harass them.

Prem, what is my fault? That I love you?

First, your kids came here, then, it was your mother.

This dog keeps shitting everywhere!

I keep scrubbing all day, but I never complain!

But I'm the only one you scold! I'm not going to talk to you!

Mother is also too much! So what if she works a little!

Don't cry. Rupali.

My baby!

Get dressed, we'll go for dinner. - Never!

Let's go to the Taj. - No!

Come on! - Okay.

I see! The Taj!

Hello. - Lakhan, this is Pooja.

Yes, tell me! What's happening?

Prem is taking that witch to the Taj for dinner.

Rupali? So what? We'll also go there.

Get dressed. I'll be there soon.

Okay? - Okay. - Bye.

Taj..

Hey, Mr. Daler! You're singing many songs these days!

Hear Lakhan's song today!

I will make my buddy, Prem, burn so bad with jealousy

that it'll set him afire!

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Your addiction is bad, your craving is bad."

"Your addiction is bad, your craving is bad.."

"You are stuck in my heart, O' girl!"

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Your addiction is bad, your craving is bad.."

"You are stuck in my heart, O' girl!"

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Your prime youth is free-spirited."

"Your innocence is very spicy."

"Your prime youth is free-spirited. Your innocence is very spicy."

"Your presence on my lips was wonderful."

"Your presence on my lips was wonderful."

"It felt great when you touched me."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"You make everyone dance ceaselessly"

"no matter in what form they see you."

"You make everyone dance ceaselessly no matter in what form they see you."

"The black mole on your lips.."

"The black mole on your lips has left a mark on my heart."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"Oh my, this hot girl.."

"This hot girl.."

Wear this. - That looks great. - Jealousy has worked wonders!

Now what? Why are you sitting outside?

Your beloved has ousted us.

What! - Give me a bowl!

I'll tear their clothes. Someone will surely give us alms!

Despite having a son, I've had to see this day!

She's gone cray!

Who is she to drive us away from the house that belongs to you?

Your son told her this, and the witch threw us out of the house.

She threw our things outside, dear!

Let's go inside, Mother.

Come on. - Come on.

Rupali.. - Coming, dear.

Now what?

Why did you oust my mother and children?

When did I do that?

I've brought them from outside just now!

Ma'am.. - Please don't fight.

I'll leave the kids in an orphanage and admit myself in an old age home.

Mother! Quiet!

Rupali, apologise to mother. - Why should I when I..

Rupali..

I'm sorry.

Did you see that, dear? - What, Mother?

Aren't you more mature than her?

If she had ousted you, you could've come back.

You make a mountain..

Rupali..

Give me two packets.

Thank you. - I know that this girl's husband has left her!

What do you say? - Want to come along?

If you're fed up of being lonely, should we go together?

Move out of my way! - Come on..

Let me go.. - What a foolish man he is, to leave her for another!

He is not a foolish man, he has left her for us!

Let me go.

Here comes the dear husband!

Hey, you're making merry with that girl, so let us do the same with her!

Right.

Move aside.

Hold this. - Hey! What are you doing?

Who am I? - Prem.

And who is she? - She is Pooja, your wife!

Who is she to you? - She is our..

Don't hit him..

I had warned you! She is like our sister-in-law! - Then, get going..

I'll leave you home. - You have already left home.

Did I save her to listen to this!

Go on, massage!

Daughter-in-law!

I have a severe headache! Good Lord!

You give pills to everyone, give me also one!

A pill to get rid of this headache!

Ma'am, is it paining a lot? - Yes.

Have this tablet, and you will be all right.

My new daughter-in-law is so nice! Bless you, my dear! - Thank you.

I will set you right now!

Mother, I'm leaving. - Please give me a glass of water.

Okay. - Oh, God! - You okay?

I have a severe headache.

Rupali asked me to take these pills so that I'd feel relieved forever.

What! Did Rupali give you these pills?

Yes, dear. - This is rat poison!

What! I don't want to die a rat's death!

Send me to an old age home. - Rupali!

Don't call her. She'll break your limbs.

Quiet! Let me handle this!

Rupali! - No..

Coming! What's the matter? - Mother, you won't utter a word!

Did you give her some pills? - Yes.

She had a headache, so I.. - This is rat poison, Rupali!

This? - Do you want to kill my mother?

What nonsense is this!

I know that you have always hated my mother and children!

That is a lie! - You're taking advantage of my love!

Ma'am, you.. - Loving you was a big mistake!

Mistake? I made a mistake by loving a contemptible man like you!

Rupali!

It's crossed the limit today, Prem! It really has!

Really? This is great news! - Ms. Pooja!

Hey! Lakhan is here. I'll speak to you later.

Pooja.. I have some great news! - So do I!

Really? Go on! - You first! - Really?

Mother had called. Prem slapped Rupali just now!

She has locked herself in a room. She isn't even talking to Prem!

Very good. Fantastic.

The rascal has done something right for the first time!

Now, you tell me! - Sit down first!

I've just learnt that a boy named Deepak used to love Rupali a lot.

Really? But Rupali wanted to marry a rich man

so she jilted poor Deepak.

But of what use is Deepak to us? - He is of great use!

Rupali is very emotionally insecure

frustrated and depressed right now.

She needs a shoulder to cry on, and the shoulder will be that of..

Deepak! - Deepak!

I've understood everything you have said.

But are you sure that Rupali will be willing to leave your husband?

Right now, perhaps, she's filled with remorse at what she's done.

Assume that Rupali leaves Prem.

Will you accept her then?

You haven't replied. - I know.

If she comes to me, being sincerely rueful

then I'll surely accept her.

Wow! Thank you very much. What a great man.

Really, a great man. - Thank you.

Hey! You are getting too emotional.

Your husband has been with another woman for so long.

And if you are yet willing to accept him, so can I.

What do I have to do? - Nothing.

You have to reach this address at 4.30 tomorrow.

And what do I have to do there? - Just be there.

Once you come there, you will understand everything.

Let's go? Goodbye. - Rupali, tell me something. - Yes?

Has Prem gone nuts? - Why? What's the matter?

I'd phoned Prem and asked for you. - I see.

It's Lovely's birthday on Sunday.

I see. - She wanted you also to come.

But Prem said that you wouldn't come.

I said, 'At least ask her!' And he got angry!

He said, 'What's the need? Rupali will do as I say!'

As if you are his servant! And he hung up!

He hung up? He didn't even tell me!

Anyway, it's your personal matter.

However, if you would seek Prem's permission and come

Lovely would be very happy.

I have never sought permission for anything! I will surely come!

That's the spirit. 4.30, sharp!

Prem, Rupali is a very ill-mannered girl!

No way! - Really!

I had phoned you yesterday. Rupali had answered the call.

I asked her where you were. She said, 'How am I supposed to know?'

Did you tell her you were a friend? - Yes.

I thought she didn't recognise my voice. I said, 'This is Lakhan here.'

What did she say? - She said, 'Are you a Prime Minister or something?'

'Don't ever call me again.'

And she hung up!

How dare she! I will..

Forget it! This is your personal matter.

But, Prem, I'll never ever come to your house again.

If Rupali gives you the permission, come home at 5.30.

Permission! Will I have to seek her permission to go to the bathroom?

Do you think I'm henpecked? - No, it isn't so..

No.. - I slapped her just yesterday!

Go ahead, but I don't think you'll be able to come.

What nonsense are you talking! Don't you know me?

What time tomorrow? - 5.30. - 5.30? Done!

100 percent? - Yes. What permission! - That's the spirit..

Mom, it's Parents' Day at school tomorrow.

'Your father will come, won't he?' - Who knows?

Both the mother and father have to attend the function

and we also wish the same.

'Your mom will surely come.' - I love you, Mom. Bye!

Dear children, ladies and gentlemen..

You have invited me as the Chief Guest

for the Parents' Day function.

I am grateful to you for doing that.

I am extremely happy today to find myself amongst one of you.

Happy, because until yesterday, even we were children.

And today, we have become parents.

The bond of love between parents and children

has existed since the day the world was created.

And it will continue till eternity.

I only pray that

all parents experience the joy of having children.

And that every child be bestowed with the love of parents.

What else do I say? By the way, on this occasion

I do remember a few lines which I had learnt from my parents.

"Those kids are the fortunate ones in the world"

"who are with their parents."

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"I'll take the name of my parents before Your name."

"I'll take the name of my parents before Your name."

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"I'll take the name of my parents before Your name."

"I'll take the name of my parents before Your name."

"The ones who don't receive the love of their parents"

"are the ones who don't get a world of happiness to live in."

"Don't make us compelled in such a way that"

"we are separated from our parents."

"We grow up holding their fingers."

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"I'll take the name of my parents before Your name."

"I'll take the name of my parents before Your name."

"Who shall bring chocolates for us except our father?"

"Who shall sing lullabies for us except our mother?"

"I miss my father every moment."

"When I am separated from my mother, my eyes brim with tears."

"We want to live with them forever."

"Forgive me.."

"O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"I'll take the name of my kids before Your name."

"I'll take the name of my kids before Your name."

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"Forgive me, O' Sai Baba!"

"I'll take the name of my kids before Your name."

"I'll take the name of my kids before Your name."

Hello, ma'am.. - Hello. - I mean, Ms. Rupali!

Please come. - Thank you. - Please come.

Please come.. - Thank you.

Hey, there is nobody here. Where is your wife?

Wife? She must be on her way. She has a very low key birthday.

I see. Please sit. Please. - Thank you.

It's a beautiful house. - Thank you.

So, tell me! - What do I tell you?

How are things between Prem and you?

Fine.

What's this around your neck? - A chain.

Oh! I thought it was a nuptial chain.

This implies that Prem has still not married you?

Our society speaks filth about

the relationship that Prem and you share.

I can't even talk about it, but you must have understood, right?

What a fool I am! I spoke such rubbish to you.

I'll be back soon. - Okay.

Greetings.. - Have I come at the right time?

Absolutely! Please come.

What's this used for? - What happened? To open a nut.

And this? - For a bolt.

Listen, go out and play. And don't disturb me. Give me a kiss.

I think the fool will grow up and become an engineer!

Mechanical engineer.

Ms. Rupali. - Yes?

Deepak. Deepak, Rupali.

Hey!

I think you know each other, and I was introducing the two of you!

Please sit. I'll come back soon. Tea, lassi or something else?

No, thank you, is it?

How are you? - Fine.

Come. Please sit.

I'm not one of those boys who keeps falling in love.

I have fallen in love only once. And that's with you.

And I still love you.

But, Deepak, I'm not worthy of you.

Better late than never!

I love you.

Please forgive me.

I made a mistake. - It's okay.

Lakhan..

My friend Prem! You've come!

Come.. You seem really happy. Hey, be careful!

Prem, I was just thinking today that..

Scoundrel, there must be something in Rupali

for which you've given up everything!

And now, she has begun to love you more than Pooja.

Very soon, she will take Pooja's place!

No. Nobody can take Pooja's place.

Then, go back to Pooja. She still loves you very much.

No. There's too much confusion in my life.

Come inside, you'll understand everything.

It's been.. - Lakhan, there's somebody here. - It's Rupali.

Prem.

Then, who is he? - Her boyfriend.

And who am I? - You were! - I see!

I have realised today what type of a girl she is.

Hey, mister! Speak to my Rupali properly!

Just sit, and remain quiet!

It's not your fault but mine

for loving a girl like you. - Prem, look..

Before pointing a finger at me, look at the kind of man you are!

What did you say? - Prem, don't get angry.

Don't get angry, and don't fight.

And you will not raise your hand! - No, I won't raise my hand.

I will kick her! - Prem..

What are you doing? Have you gone cray?

I did everything under the sun for her!

I gave her a bungalow, a car.. Everything! How much I loved her!

And now, wearing a short skirt, she sits glued to someone else!

You gave her everything. Only then did she come to you!

You didn't think about your wife who had left everything for you!

I deserve it..

What I did to Pooja, Rupali has done to me.

But she is wrong! I strike her off!

Let's go, Prem. You are my buddy, aren't you? - Rupali..

Did you think you wouldn't get kicked?

Well, this was inevitable!

But why are you crying now? I'm not crying!

Hey, you have Pooja, don't you?

Yes, I do.

Will you go to Pooja now? Will you? Yes!

No! I won't go to her!

I won't go to her!

What do you mean by why?

How do I go to Pooja? How do I go and face her?

Return just the way you had left.

Pooja.. - Don't say anything else.

Just say, 'Pooja, I have come back.'

You won't go back to her, will you?

Let alone her, I won't go to anybody now!

You've forgiven me, haven't you?

It's not your fault.

A man possesses the temperament of a dog..

How naive you are!

How much I deceived

and lied to you! I made a fool out of you. I'm sorry.

No! - I will not go anywhere now!

Even if I do go somewhere

don't let me! - No!

Hold me back, hit me.. - Never.

But don't let me go anywhere! - Never.

I know you will not do that.

Okay, stop crying now..

I'll make a phone call and be right back.

Let me tell that lamppost that I won't be coming to her again.

Lakhan, thank you very much. You have opened my eyes.

You don't have to thank me.

You have settled down, a friend has returned home.

What more could I ask God for?

I've never touched anybody's feet, but I will, today. - Hey!

A sister's place is not here, but in the heart!

Thank you.

Oh, God!

I'd rather die!

May you be damned!

You ruined my life! - Lovely, please listen to me!

Stop it! Lovely doesn't want to listen to anything now!

I am going to the Gurudwara.

Lovely, wait!

Hey! Mom..

Mom.. - Lovely..

Where is your mom? - Dad!

How will she stop the car? The brakes are in my hand!

You fool! I thought you would become an engineer!

Lovely! Lovely! Lovely! Lovely..

Hey! Where is the handle? - It's behind!

I've gone insane! Come on, sit!

Look! There's your mother, dear!

Lovely!

Lovely!

Lovely, please listen to me! - Mom..

Please slow down! The car brakes have failed.

The brakes in my life have failed, and you're concerned about the car!

It's you I am concerned about! - Mom, stop the car!

Your mom is dead, and so is your dad!

You've become an orphan, and I, a widow!

Why are you killing your husband when he's yet alive?

Listen to me! After we get divorced, Pillu will stay with me!

So will I! - I'll stay with both of you!

That's impossible in this life, Pillu!

Keep moving. Watch what I do.

Pillu, don't do anything stupid. If you do..

Pillu! Where is he?

O' God! How could you do that to my son?

Pillu..

Dad, I'm here! Careful! - Sit down! - Sit.

I'm not the kind of man you think I am!

Forget it! I've seen you embracing that witch!

She's like my sister! Is it wrong to hug a sister? - Keep lying.

Prem had lied to his wife. Now, you are lying to me!

Dad, come here.. - Should I? - Yes.

Come. - Come on, Dad.

Hey! There's a car approaching! It's..

Save me! - Dad!

Hey! O' God! What's happened?

How do I stop the car?

What do I do? - Come here! - Pillu, careful. - Pillu!

Pillu! - Pillu! - Come in! Pillu!

Lend him a hand. - Dad, give me your hand. - Careful. Pillu!

Come in! - Dad, come inside.

Careful..

Lovely..

Lovely, try to understand me. Have I ever lied to you?

Yet, if you don't believe me..

Prem, Pooja and Rupali are at home. Ask them.

Why should I ask them? They are outsiders, you are someone my own.

I trust you.

O' God, please forgive me!

I really spoke ill in a fit of fury!

Where are your feet? I want to touch them.

You're already touching my legs. - Forgive me.

Mom, don't tell dad a thing.

Dear, your mother sure has a sharp tongue, but she has a heart of gold.

She is my numero uno wife..

She is my numero uno wife..

"Numero uno wife.."

"Some girls call you handsome. Some girls greet you as Samson."

"Some girls tell you that you're really attractive."

"Some girls say that you've got a lot of strength."

"You tell everyone the same thing."

"There's a woman who's with you."

"Her hair is silky and she looks beautiful. "

"You're my wife who's numero uno."

"You're my wife who's numero uno."

"Some girls call me handsome."

"Some girls greet me as Samson."

"Some girls tell me that I'm really attractive."

"Some girls say that I've got a lot of strength."

"Some girls call me handsome. Some girls greet me as Samson."

"Some girls tell me that I'm really attractive."

"Some girls say that I've got a lot of strength."

"I tell everyone the same thing. There's this woman with me."

"Her hair is silky and she looks beautiful."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."

"And she's my wife who's numero uno."