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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ You're beautiful ♪
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♪ Beyond compare ♪
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♪ Can't help but stare ♪
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♪ So full of life ♪
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♪ Inspired like a lonely child ♪
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♪ You're magical ♪
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♪ Your blessed to stay ♪
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♪ I appreciate it ♪
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♪ You stop the clouds ♪
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>> Hey, baby, what's happening?
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>> I'm open.
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>> Ah!
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♪ But you don't see ♪
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♪ Who you are ♪
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♪ What you mean ♪
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♪ I wish you could see ♪
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♪ Yourself through my eyes ♪
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♪ Try, 'cause I don't lie ♪
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♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
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♪ Won't you come my way ♪
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♪ Your beauty's true ♪
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♪ Don't listen to what ♪
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♪ Those might say ♪
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♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
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♪ I'm so blown away ♪
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♪ With everything you do ♪
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♪ You're beautiful ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ Hey, beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
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♪ Won't you come my way ♪
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♪ Your beauty's true ♪
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♪ Don't listen to what ♪
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♪ Those might say... ♪
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(message machine beeping)
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>>Hey, Jane, it's Kurt
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from the gym.
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Boy, I'm looking forward to our
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date tomorrow.
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I'll see you in the park-- oh,
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and bring sunscreen.
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(thunder cracking, rain falling)
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>> I can't believe no one's
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in the park today.
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>> Well, perhaps they listened
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to the weather report.
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(both laughing)
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>> You know what, who cares.
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I've actually always wanted
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to do this.
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>> (laughs)
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How long have you lived in the
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Lower East Side?
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>> Six years.
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>> Why do you say it like that?
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>> Well, 'cause it's not the
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Upper East Side.
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>> Ahh.
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Well, if you'd have moved,
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I wouldn't have gotten to spend
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the last year at the gym
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trying to work up the nerve
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to ask you out.
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>> You were not.
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>> Well, obviously, I thought
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you were cute.
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So, did you ever notice me
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before I asked you out?
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>> Oh.
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Well, the work at the gym has
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really paid off.
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>> Oh, yeah, you been checking
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out the pipes?
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(both laughing)
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Wow, are you always
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that forward?
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>> Actually, I'm never that
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forward.
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You have, um, a strange effect
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on me.
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>> Yeah, well, be careful.
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I may have to use it to my
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advantage.
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>> Hey, you've been doing all
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the work, can I give you
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a break?
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>> No, you just sit there
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and look pretty.
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>> I think it'd be easier to
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help.
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>> No, this isn't hard.
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The last person I took out here,
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her end of the boat was
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practically underwater,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Big girl.
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(moos, laughs)
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>> Oh.
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>> Yeah, I mean, I know no one
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likes to hear it, but you know,
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girls gotta take care of
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themselves.
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Guys are visual.
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Gotta give us something
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to look at.
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>> Sure.
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>> Don't worry, you look great.
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(laughing) Except for that belly
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shirt you wear at the gym.
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But I assume you wear that to
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turn guys off so they don't
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bother you, right?
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>> Right.
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>> Yeah, yeah, I knew it.
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See, I know how girls think.
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It's a gift, really.
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Whoa!
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>> (echoing) No!
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>> Whoo!
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It's a good thing we're getting
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along so great.
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If this had happened with that
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fat chick, I'd have had to throw
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myself overboard.
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This is good, this is good,
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we can get to know each other.
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'Cause I know how you girls
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love to talk.
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Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
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talk, talk, talk, talk.
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Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
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talk, talk, talk, talk.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo, talk.
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(door opening)
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(people moaning, laughing)
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(opera music playing)
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(banging on wall)
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>>You have no new messages.
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(beep)
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(opera music continues)
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>> Oh, it's just like my cousin
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Dana to pull a stunt like this.
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>> Like what, get married?
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>> I think it's nice she's
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letting you bring a guest.
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>> Nice? It's not nice.
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It's mocking, it's saying,
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"I'm barely older than Britney
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Spears and getting married at
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the Carlton, and you have no one
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with an actual name to bring to
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my wedding."
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>> Okay, what is this crap?
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We were promised modern nudes.
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>> It's a man and a woman
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making love.
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>> I see roadkill.
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And by the way, "eww" for the
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phrase "making love."
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>> (scoffs) Who are you bringing
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to the wedding?
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>> I don't know.
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If you have a tux and a fake
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mustache, you're in the running.
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>> Ooh, or you can let us
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set you up.
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>> Yeah, I was just stranded at
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sea with a guy whose favorite
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event this year was the launch
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of Hooters Air.
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My dating days are over.
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>> What dating days?
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You had one date.
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>> Yeah, and the lesson we
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learned is that it was too soon.
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>> Hon, you and Max broke up
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a year ago.
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>> Oh, and the formula says it
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does take half the time a couple
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was together to get over the
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breakup.
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So, considering you went out for
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two years and broke up a year
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ago, you should be out there,
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Jane.
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>> Yeah, having fun.
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>> Fun is not how I would
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describe being set up with all
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the other losers who can't
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get dates.
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>> Okay, it can't be that bad.
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>> Oh, but it is.
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You just don't remember
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because you're married,
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and you have Serge.
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>> Do you want Serge?
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>> El!
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>> No, seriously, he's starting
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to bug me.
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This is hot.
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It's practically pornography.
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>> All right, don't let her
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set you up.
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>> Where?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Okay, uh, one creme brulee.
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>> Thank you.
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>> One white chocolate
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cheesecake,
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one powdered chocolate truffle,
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and nonfat milk for the coffee.
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>> So, what do we think, huh?
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Date material?
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>> He's a waiter.
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>> Hi, snob.
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>> Well, Jane has standards.
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>> No, Jane really doesn't.
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But she's still not dating,
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and she's definitely not
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referring to herself in the
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third person anymore.
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>> Did you hear about Natasha
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Nutley?
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>> She was the girl who beat you
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for junior class president
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'cause she wore a halter top
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for her campaign.
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>> And the one who squashed all
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of my self esteem with her mere
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existence.
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>> Our brilliant employers at
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Blush have decided to publish
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her tell-all biography.
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Blush, ever on the edge of
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yesterday's news.
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>> Actually, I hate to admit it,
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but her story may be the one
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thing that brings Blush back
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into this decade.
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>> So, why does Natasha Nutley
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get a biography?
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>> Hey!
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>> One bite.
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>> The Gnat was in a couple of
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soaps, but her big break was a
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small part as a fembot in
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"Austin Powers."
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>> You call her the Gnat?
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>> Well, not to her face.
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Anyway, nobody would have ever
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known who she was outside of our
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hometown, but she did have a
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secret affair with an A-list
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actor.
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>> One of "People's" Sexiest Men
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Alive.
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>> Antonio Banderas?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Hugh Grant?
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>> I said I don't know.
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>> Robert Redford.
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>> (laughs)
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>> He's like a million.
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>> I'm telling you, she calls
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him "the actor."
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He made her sign a document.
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>> While they were in the middle
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of having sex, by the way.
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>> And it says if she ever
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discussed him by name, he can
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sue her for everything she's
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got.
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>> Ashton Kutcher?
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>> Stop it.
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>> Fine.
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>> I've had a knot in my stomach
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all week, and it's hard to say
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if it's because of the Gnat,
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or because I'm asking Remke for
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a promotion on Monday,
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or possibly because I ate
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something from my fridge.
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>> (chuckles)
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>> David Letterman!
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>> This is the initial line edit
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on the Hasselhoff book.
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I need you to make a copy and
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give it to Max.
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After Max does his edits, I need
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you to copy it and give it to
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Remke.
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After Remke's done with it,
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we will have accomplished what
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is known as editing the hell
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out of something.
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>> You know, if you just did it
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right on your own, you would
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save the rest of us a lot of
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work.
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(phone ringing)
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>> Jane Grant.
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>> Jane, hi.
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It's your Aunt Ina calling.
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>> You know, you've raised me
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since I was a teenager.
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I think I'd recognize your
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voice.
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>> Honey, I'm just so sorry to
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bother you at work.
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But I have something very
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important to tell you.
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>> Is everything all right?
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>> Yes, yes, yes, it's just that
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the other day I went out to see
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my dear friend Evelyn Burns
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in Queens.
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Anyway, I have her helping me
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with Dana's wedding.
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You know, her daughter is a
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lesbian.
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Oh, not that there's anything
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wrong with that, of course.
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But anyway, while I was there,
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I met the nicest young man.
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He was taking his trash to the
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incinerator.
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>> I don't wanna be set up.
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>> Honey, he's in business
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school!
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His name is Ethan Miles.
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>> I don't wanna be set up.
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>> He's a very good-looking
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young man.
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>> Oh, really?
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>> Ha-ha, I knew that would get
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you.
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>> No, I don't wanna be set up.
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>> Jane, now you listen to me,
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all right?
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You don't have a significant
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other in your life right now.
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And I think it's going to be
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just a little embarrassing for
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you to show up at Dana's wedding
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alone.
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Now, I have heard that Ethan is
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also single, and he's not busy
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the day of the wedding.
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>> How did you happen to hear
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that?
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>> I asked him.
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>> William will be ready to see
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you in exactly one minute.
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>> I'm sorry, Aunt Ina,
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I have to go.
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>> Bye for now, honey.
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>> Oh, hey, Max.
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>> Big promotion talk's today,
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right?
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>> I'm on my way right now.
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>> You'll be fine.
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>> I know.
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>> Just be confident.
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>> I am confident.
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>> You're shaking.
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>> I know, I'm excited.
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>> Well, good luck.
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>> Thanks.
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>> Oh, and don't do that
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thing where you make statements
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as if they're questions.
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Makes you look tentative.
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>> Okay, well, you're not my
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boyfriend anymore, so you don't
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get to be that honest.
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>> Right.
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>> Thanks.
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(sighs)
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(knocking)
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>> Oh, there you are, Grant.
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Morgan, coffee, I have another
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meeting in ten minutes.
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>> Here you are.
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>> Let's go, let's go.
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>> Um, I wanted to talk to you
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about my future here at Blush.
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As you know, I've been here for
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six years now.
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Maybe you don't know that,
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'cause you probably have better
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things to do than keep track of
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my employment.
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Anyway, I was just thinking that
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during this time, I've done good
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work, and I thought that it
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might be appropriate for me to
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move into a position of more
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responsibility--
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>> Morgan, where's that press
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release on the Natasha Nutley
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deal?
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>> Here you are.
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>> Who wrote this?
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>> Um, I did?
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>> Are you asking me
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or telling me?
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>> I'm telling you I did.
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>> It's good.
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>> Really?
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Uh, yes, thank you.
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I-- I know how much this
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project means to you--
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>> Grant, stop talking.
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>> Sorry.
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>> I want you to oversee the
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Nutley memoir.
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>> What?
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>> You have history with her.
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You'll get her to gab like in
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high school.
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>> Oh.
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We weren't actually--
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>> Take her to lunch tomorrow.
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Where are you taking her?
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>> The Bistro?
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>> Asking or telling, Grant?
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>> Telling, The Bistro.
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>> As you well know, things have
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been rocky around here lately.
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Natasha Nutley is big for us,
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don't screw it up.
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>> Right.
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>> I expect nothing less than
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the "Times'" best-seller list.
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Then, maybe we'll talk about a
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promotion to assistant editor.
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>> Associate editor, sir-- I'm
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already the assistant editor.
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>> (snapping) Morgan!
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Get Max in here to discuss where
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we are on the John Tesh book.
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And more coffee, let's go,
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let's go.
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You're still here?
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>> No.
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Oh, excuse me, could I--
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could I please, um...
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Waiter?
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>> Jane?
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I thought that was you!
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>> Dana, hi, what are you
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doing here?
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>> Oh, I'm having a lunch
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meeting with my fabulous
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caterer.
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He was on the team for Ivana's
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third wedding.
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>> Oh, widely considered to be
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her best.
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>> You're not having lunch
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alone, are you?
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That's so awkward.
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>> No, I'm not, I'm actually--
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>> All right, well, let me go.
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I just have a million things
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to do.
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If you ever get married,
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you'll see.
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(laughs)
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>> Wow, uh...
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>> Janey!
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>> Natasha!
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Hi!
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Oh.
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Good to see you again.
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>> Wow, I just can't get
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over it.
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Janey Grant.
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I mean, who would've thought
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we'd be working together?
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>> Certainly not me.
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>> And you just look adorable.
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>> Well, you look great too,
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as always.
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Well, we have a lot to cover,
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so I thought we'd jump right in.
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Um, I was looking over your
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proposal, and I noticed you went
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with a chronological structure.
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>> Oh, Janey, come on.
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All business?
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We haven't seen each other in,
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like, ten years.
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I mean, I was shocked when I
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heard my editor was gonna be
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little Janey Grant from
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Forest Hills.
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>> You know, I live in
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Manhattan now.
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>> Oh, really? Where?
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My boyfriend and I have a place
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on the Upper West Side.
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>> Upper East Side.
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>> Fancy!
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>> Well, actually, it's my
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boyfriend's place.
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I'm there all the time.
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You know, he's a doctor.
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>> Ooh!
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>> Oh, my God, Natasha!
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Natasha Nutley!
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>> Dana!
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>> (laughing) Get over here!
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>> Hi!
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>> Jane, you didn't tell me
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you were having lunch with
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Natasha Nutley!
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>> You didn't give me a ch--
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>> The last time I saw you,
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you were babysitting me, and I
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was begging you to let me stay
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up and watch "Miami Vice."
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What are you doing here?
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>> I'm a writer now,
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can you believe it?
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And Janey's helping me.
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>> Did Jane tell you I'm getting
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married at the Carlton?
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>> The Carlton!
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>> I managed to snag the only
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Internet millionaire who got out
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in time to hold onto his cash.
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>> Good girl.
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>> Not that it's just
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for the money.
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00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,258
>> Uh, can...
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>> He's also gorgeous and sweet,
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and funny and sensitive,
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but still a guy's guy, you know.
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I mean, he could go out and play
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football and then come home and
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write poetry for me.
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Oh, my God, you have to come to
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the wedding, August 30th!
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00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,354
>> Oh, that'll be so much fun.
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00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,355
I'll get to meet your new
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husband-to-be and Janey's
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boyfriend all in the same day.
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>> Boyfriend? What boyfriend?
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>> Oh, he's a doctor.
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>> Really?
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I didn't know you were seeing
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someone, you must've just met.
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>> Oh, hardly, they're
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practically living together.
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>> I can't believe you didn't
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tell me!
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And I really can't believe you
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didn't tell my mother.
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>> I didn't wanna jinx it.
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>> Well, it's just with your
568
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spotty dating history, I would
569
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think if you were practically
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living with a doctor, you would
571
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tell the entire world.
572
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,882
>> You know, I'm going to have
573
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,050
the tee shirts printed up
574
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,093
later today.
575
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,219
>> Well, I guess it doesn't
576
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,428
matter, since we'll all get to
577
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,388
meet the doctor who you're
578
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,389
practically living with
579
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,348
at the wedding.
580
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:10,266
I mean, there's no reason you
581
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:11,100
wouldn't bring him to the
582
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,143
wedding, right?
583
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,521
>> Right.
584
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,530
(computer beeping)
585
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,991
>> I was gonna ask you if you
586
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,242
needed any help, but clearly,
587
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,243
you've done this before.
588
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,244
>> And yet, it doesn't get
589
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,161
any more fun.
590
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,871
>> Aw, come on, who doesn't
591
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,164
enjoy being forced to buy gifts
592
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,416
for couples that they will never
593
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,417
end up using.
594
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,251
>> (chuckles)
595
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,503
Ah, case in point.
596
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,005
As a single person, I have lived
597
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,590
almost 30 years without actually
598
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,674
using a zester.
599
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:44,592
But apparently, when you get
600
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,926
married, zesting becomes a big
601
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,844
part of your life.
602
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,803
>> Yeah, and it's not just
603
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:48,679
zesting.
604
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,014
It's torching creme brulee,
605
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,181
making ice cream,
606
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,433
grilling panini.
607
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,517
>> How is it that married people
608
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,519
don't weigh 1,000 pounds?
609
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,604
>> And then, of course, there's
610
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,230
the whole waffle iron mystery.
611
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,440
>> And the couples just keep
612
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,399
registering.
613
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,567
>> Oh yeah, I've been here
614
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,443
a year, I still don't
615
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,277
understand it.
616
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,069
>> Ooh, a year?
617
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:04,945
You deserve a medal,
618
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,071
or counseling.
619
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,615
>> Fortunately for me, it's only
620
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,408
a temporary gig.
621
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,909
>> Did you just say "gig?"
622
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,453
>> Yeah, I'm not proud of it.
623
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,288
>> Clearly job stress.
624
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,165
>> Speaking of which, there is
625
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,625
trouble brewing over by the
626
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,959
fondue pots.
627
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,127
I better get over there before
628
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,879
they cancel the wedding.
629
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,048
I've seen it happen.
630
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,550
>> Did you find anything
631
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,384
for Dana and Larry?
632
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,302
>> Ugh, hardly.
633
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:29,386
I mean, what do you get a guy
634
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:30,763
that's funny but serious,
635
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,306
athletic but poetic,
636
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,474
masculine but feminine?
637
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,433
>> Boyfriend?
638
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:35,643
>> Of course, the one thing they
639
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:36,518
don't have here.
640
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,062
>> Larry can't be that perfect.
641
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,146
I'm sure if we try, we can find
642
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,316
something wrong with him.
643
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,859
Oh, it's so unfair.
644
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,235
Dana's like 12 years old.
645
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,320
How are women like you supposed
646
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,322
to compete?
647
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,075
Bright, talented, smart women
648
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,576
like you.
649
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,994
>> All right, I didn't think I
650
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,162
was gonna say this, but in light
651
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,246
of the whole "and guest"
652
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,915
situation, I might actually
653
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,166
consider--
654
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,292
What is that?
655
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,210
>> Jeff told some of his
656
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,127
coworkers about you at work.
657
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:03,087
But I picked out three that seem
658
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,296
like really good candidates.
659
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:05,214
>> But you knew I didn't wanna
660
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,006
be set up.
661
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,091
>> Honey, you're desperate.
662
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:07,925
>> You're right.
663
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:08,801
>> We have Kevin Adams,
664
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:09,635
senior accountant.
665
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:10,886
Great eyes, all the admins in
666
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,429
Jeff's office salivate over him.
667
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,014
>> Well, then I hope he showers.
668
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,224
>> Hank Chilton, good-looking,
669
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,600
assertive, super smart.
670
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,685
>> Way better than regular
671
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,560
smart.
672
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,980
>> And Timothy Rommelly, 32,
673
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,022
Upper East Side doctor.
674
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,023
>> Ding, ding, ding, I think we
675
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:23,857
have a winner.
676
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:24,984
>> I know, so, I gave them all
677
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:25,859
your cell phone number, so
678
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,819
expect their calls.
679
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:27,778
>> But you know I don't use my
680
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:28,779
cell phone, it's for emergencies
681
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:29,613
only.
682
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:30,781
>> Jane, Dana's wedding's
683
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:31,615
in a month.
684
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,826
I'm sure this qualifies.
685
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,288
(opera music playing)
686
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,000
(people laughing, moaning)
687
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,839
>>Hi, Jane, it's your Aunt Ina
688
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:47,798
calling.
689
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,133
I just wanted to remind you to
690
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,592
pick up your bridesmaid shoes
691
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,719
before the wedding.
692
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,678
It'll be here before you know
693
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,054
it, and you'll want time to
694
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,222
break them in.
695
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,390
Speaking of the wedding,
696
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,641
I heard we'll be meeting your
697
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,892
boyfriend there?
698
00:16:58,976 --> 00:16:59,893
I don't remember hearing
699
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,894
about a boyfriend.
700
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:01,770
(knocking)
701
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:02,771
I'd always assumed we were
702
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,647
close.
703
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,357
Well, if it doesn't work out,
704
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,109
Ethan Miles will be happy to
705
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,068
fill in.
706
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,361
Bye for now, honey.
707
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,237
>> Hey!
708
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:11,155
>> Amanda says we're allowed to
709
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,072
set you up.
710
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,157
>> Oh, I just left her
711
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,408
ten minutes ago.
712
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,534
>> Hey, we're like the National
713
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,785
Guard, we mobilize quickly.
714
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:17,745
>> (chuckles)
715
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,787
(people moaning)
716
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,497
>> Opera Man's at it again?
717
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,373
>> Yeah.
718
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,584
Every day except during Lent,
719
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,752
when it's twice a day.
720
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,878
>> I made a few calls to see if
721
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,129
anyone knew anyone single.
722
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,255
Of course, no one did.
723
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,173
>> Shock.
724
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,090
>> But then, I remembered this
725
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,216
guy in my yoga class.
726
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,009
>> Oh.
727
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,552
Yoga guys are good.
728
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,428
>> Okay, it's not him.
729
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,721
But he has this friend, Grant,
730
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,139
who's reported to be nice,
731
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,515
funny and cute, who has no
732
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,683
alarming affinities for Bette,
733
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,768
Liza or Cher.
734
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,144
The only thing is...
735
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,562
>> There's always a thing.
736
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,438
>> He has a breathalyzer
737
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,272
in his car.
738
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,148
>> Ew.
739
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,107
>> He a couple of DUIs a few
740
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,442
years back, but it's not a
741
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:49,902
habit, he feels unbelievably
742
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,153
awful about it, and obviously,
743
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,070
it won't be happening again.
744
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,280
>> I don't know.
745
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:54,490
>> At least he has a car.
746
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,449
>> Yeah.
747
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,617
>> And you'd always be free to
748
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,576
drink 'cause you'd have a sober
749
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:58,410
ride home.
750
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,286
>> I guess.
751
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,579
>> And the wedding's in a month.
752
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,830
>> Okay, why does everyone keep
753
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,207
reminding me of this?
754
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,917
>> Tough love.
755
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,460
>> Fine.
756
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,628
>> We'll set up a dinner party.
757
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,587
You can check him out.
758
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,546
I won't say anything to him
759
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:10,422
about you, if you don't like
760
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:11,507
him, there's no harm done.
761
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,300
>> Famous last words.
762
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,468
>> 'Kay, I have to go.
763
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,594
I slipped an Excedrin PM into
764
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:16,637
Serge's meatloaf, so he should
765
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,429
be out by now.
766
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,514
>> Okay, I have no idea if
767
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,141
you're kidding.
768
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,061
>> We got some good news
769
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,312
this morning, Blush is moving
770
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,772
forward on a new project,
771
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,898
a big one.
772
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:28,982
And God knows, we could use
773
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:29,942
something like that.
774
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,318
All about overcoming obstacles
775
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,486
and the triumph of the human
776
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,822
spirit, a memoir entitled
777
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,740
"The Saddest Sweathog."
778
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,991
>> Which sweathog would that be?
779
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,326
>> Juan Epstein, obviously.
780
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,369
>> Or the guy with the annoying
781
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,161
laugh.
782
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:41,995
>> Horseshack?
783
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:42,871
He's not sad.
784
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,164
He's a household name.
785
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,916
I'm gonna go with...
786
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,168
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
787
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,253
>> You're right, Max,
788
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,337
Boom Boom's got it.
789
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,505
Okay, the last piece of business
790
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,132
is the Nutley memoir.
791
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,008
Marie Claire has agreed to run
792
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,510
an excerpt of the first chapter.
793
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,719
>> That's fantastic.
794
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,679
When do they wanna run it?
795
00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,471
>> September.
796
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,389
>> Whoa, that's not a lot
797
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,181
of time.
798
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,099
>> What's your point?
799
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,559
>> Uh, you know, just that we
800
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:04,643
have to get a lot of things done
801
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,144
and we will.
802
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,062
>> Which you will.
803
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:08,021
This is your project, so you're
804
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:08,981
the one that's gotta stay on
805
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:09,815
Natasha.
806
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:10,732
Don't screw it up, Grant.
807
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:11,650
>> Oh, not a problem.
808
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:12,568
>> Nutley's never done this
809
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,027
before, you need to guide her.
810
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:15,028
Whatever she comes up with will
811
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,446
be a direct reflection on you.
812
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,240
>> Not a problem, again.
813
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,199
I guess I just said that.
814
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,075
(phone ringing)
815
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:20,993
>> Now, she absolutely has to
816
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:21,952
get the chapter to you a week
817
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,036
from Friday, that's a hard
818
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:23,871
deadline.
819
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:24,872
It cannot be late.
820
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,039
Otherwise, we can forget Marie
821
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,165
Claire, and we're not going to
822
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,333
forget Marie Claire.
823
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:29,501
>> Actually, we have a meeting
824
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:30,502
after we finish here,
825
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:31,503
so I expect to get
826
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:32,337
a lot of work done.
827
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,172
>> (clearing throat)
828
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:34,256
Do you need to answer your bag?
829
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,924
>> What? Oh!
830
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:36,717
Right!
831
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,051
Oh, God, excuse me,
832
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,887
I am so sorry.
833
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,971
It's probably Natasha
834
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,931
ready to work.
835
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,058
Hello?
836
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:45,893
>> Hi, Jane?
837
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,727
This is Kevin Adams,
838
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,603
I work with Jeff.
839
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,730
>> Oh, hi, Kevin.
840
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,064
>> I was wondering if you wanted
841
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,649
to meet me for drinks tomorrow?
842
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,902
Say, O'Regan's around 7:00?
843
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,987
>> Yeah, um, O'Regan's sounds
844
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:57,988
great.
845
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,281
Uh, how will I recognize you?
846
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,407
>> I'll have on a gray shirt
847
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,366
and jeans.
848
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,118
>> Gray shirt and jeans.
849
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,286
Great, I'll see you tomorrow
850
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,162
for drinks, bye.
851
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,038
>> Bye.
852
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,247
>> The date phone-- who was it?
853
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,166
>> Guy number one, Kevin Adams,
854
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,001
senior accountant, great eyes,
855
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,002
covered in drool.
856
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,003
We're gonna meet for drinks
857
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:13,837
tomorrow.
858
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,671
>> Ugh.
859
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,422
>> What?
860
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,298
>> The drinks date is so
861
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,090
noncommittal.
862
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:17,966
It's like you only get the
863
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,009
dinner add-on if you perform
864
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:19,885
well.
865
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:20,802
>> Well, it's a good thing I've
866
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:21,720
been practicing my tricks,
867
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:22,638
'cause I can actually get the
868
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,474
ball to balance on my nose now.
869
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,642
(camera clicking)
870
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,602
>> I am so excited to be
871
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,561
working on this.
872
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,646
I mean, who would've ever
873
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,773
thought, me, an author?
874
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:33,774
>> Well, you've got an
875
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,317
interesting story to tell.
876
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,276
>> And I will be so relieved
877
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,945
when I'm finally able to tell
878
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,279
my side of the story.
879
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,656
>> Well, along those lines,
880
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,990
we just found out that Marie
881
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:42,950
Claire would like to do an
882
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,576
excerpt on your first chapter.
883
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,495
>> Oh, my God, Marie Claire
884
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,704
is the best!
885
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:48,622
>> Well, the only thing though,
886
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,581
is you're gonna have to finish
887
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,624
your chapter pretty quickly.
888
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,250
They need it next Friday.
889
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,085
>> Ooh, a deadline,
890
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,252
that's so writer-y.
891
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,088
>> Well, yes, and it's also very
892
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,589
important-- next Friday.
893
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,299
>> Got it.
894
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,301
>> Good. I love it.
895
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,636
>> Okay.
896
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,471
You know, um, this is what
897
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,265
writers call distraction.
898
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,225
>> Oh! I'm sorry.
899
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,434
Can we take a little break,
900
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,061
please?
901
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:11,937
>> Sure.
902
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:12,729
>> Come on.
903
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,522
>> (chuckles)
904
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,232
So, what's this ad for?
905
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,818
>> Um, some hi-tech water drink?
906
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,944
>> Oh!
907
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,028
Well, maybe this'll be a
908
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:20,988
springboard to one of those
909
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,823
milk mustache campaigns.
910
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,657
>> You think?
911
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,866
>> (laughing) Yeah!
912
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,159
So, uh, um...
913
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,411
>> Oh, no, honey.
914
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,829
See, you have to scrape the
915
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:29,955
bagel guts out.
916
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,500
It should be a shell.
917
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,377
>> (chuckles) Okay.
918
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,378
Here's what I was thinking.
919
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,504
We'll start today, putting
920
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,131
together a really super detailed
921
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,841
outline of the first chapter,
922
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,967
so when you actually start the
923
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:42,843
writing, everything will
924
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,052
practically be done.
925
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:44,886
>> Oh, well, you can stop
926
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:45,762
worrying about the first
927
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,097
chapter, because after our
928
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,516
lunch, I was so inspired,
929
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,684
that I just went ahead
930
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:51,935
and I started writing.
931
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:52,853
I wrote and wrote
932
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,687
all night long.
933
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,521
>> You did?
934
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,023
>> So, can I read you
935
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:56,940
what I have so far?
936
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,692
>> Yes.
937
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,152
>> (sighs)
938
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,528
"I was in the middle of screwing
939
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,113
one of the most famous actors in
940
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,365
show business, when he handed me
941
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,869
a legal document to sign."
942
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:09,703
>> Keep going.
943
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,620
>> That's it!
944
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,788
Well, I figured the first
945
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,206
sentence was the most important,
946
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,750
so I wanted to spend a long time
947
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,584
on it.
948
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,668
>> Okay, well,
949
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,711
the rest of the chapter's
950
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,712
gonna be a lot of work.
951
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,755
You know, Friday's only a couple
952
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,714
of days away.
953
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:21,923
>> Wait, this Friday?
954
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:22,716
>> Yes.
955
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,842
>> Oh, I thought you meant
956
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,760
next Friday.
957
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,636
>> No, no, I said this Friday.
958
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,971
>> Wow, well, I guess we're just
959
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:28,972
gonna have to jump
960
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,182
right in then.
961
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,058
>> Ah, good, okay so--
962
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,351
>> Natasha, we're ready for you.
963
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,020
>> Oops, break's over.
964
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,646
Okay, I'm only good for another
965
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,231
hour.
966
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,942
(Irish music playing)
967
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:45,739
>> Gray shirt and jeans...
968
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,575
Gray shirt and jeans...
969
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,786
Gray shirt and jeans.
970
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,791
>> Are you Jane?
971
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,708
>> (gasps) Yeah!
972
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,584
>> You walked right by me.
973
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,710
>> Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought
974
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,753
you were gonna wear gray shirt
975
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,421
and jeans.
976
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,964
>> Oh, well.
977
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,257
>> Oh, I see what's going on
978
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,842
here, the old get away outfit.
979
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:06,760
>> What do you mean?
980
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,011
>> You know, just that if you
981
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,137
saw me and you didn't want the
982
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,430
date to happen, you could
983
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,474
kind of, whoosh, escape.
984
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,725
>> So, should we get drinks?
985
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,769
>> Sure-- uh, I'll have a beer.
986
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,853
>> Two pints.
987
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:17,729
>> Coming right up.
988
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,272
>> Oh, and two waters, please.
989
00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,899
>> You didn't tell me the water.
990
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:21,858
>> I just thought of it.
991
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,193
>> I just don't wanna be judged
992
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:24,194
by you 'cause I didn't think of
993
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,028
the water thing.
994
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,530
>> No judging, I swear.
995
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,073
>> I'm sorry,
996
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,157
probably a little sensitive.
997
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,283
My ex, Karen?
998
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,451
God, I could never do anything
999
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,285
right with her.
1000
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,912
I was always second guessing.
1001
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:34,746
>> So, you must have been
1002
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,622
relieved when you decided
1003
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,456
to move on.
1004
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,290
>> Yeah, not really.
1005
00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:38,125
She dumped me.
1006
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,126
Well, what are you gonna do?
1007
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,293
Except go out and try to meet
1008
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,878
new people... who are probably
1009
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:42,963
going to do the same thing to
1010
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,131
you.
1011
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,008
>> To better situations.
1012
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,135
You know, if it's any
1013
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,219
consolation, I just went through
1014
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:50,470
a breakup myself not too long
1015
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,888
ago, and I know how painful it
1016
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:52,889
can be.
1017
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,057
You know, people are trying to
1018
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,142
be helpful, and they're just
1019
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,268
pushing you into dates,
1020
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,394
when really, all you need to do
1021
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,395
is just kinda work through
1022
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,688
things yourself at your own
1023
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,480
pace.
1024
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,690
>> Right.
1025
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,983
>> I'm sorry.
1026
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,068
Are you signaling to someone?
1027
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,069
>> What?
1028
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,195
>> It just feels like you're
1029
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,321
having some kind of secret
1030
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,614
conversation.
1031
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,491
>> (sighs)
1032
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,993
Yeah, that's-- that's my friend,
1033
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,120
Rick.
1034
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,955
>> Well, should you go say hi?
1035
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,165
>> Oh, no, we came together.
1036
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,583
Ever since Karen, I don't really
1037
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:20,667
trust myself to make good
1038
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,626
choices.
1039
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,295
So, I needed a second opinion.
1040
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,130
>> Okay, well then, why don't we
1041
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,464
just pretend he's not there
1042
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,507
then?
1043
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,758
>> Yeah, he doesn't think this
1044
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:29,843
is going anywhere.
1045
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,136
>> Excuse me?
1046
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,137
>> He senses you might be a
1047
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,680
little needy and not really
1048
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:34,514
over your ex.
1049
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,724
>> You should probably go ahead
1050
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:36,808
and go then.
1051
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,185
No hard feelings.
1052
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,186
>> Actually, I'd kinda like to
1053
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,479
have a beer with Rick.
1054
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,688
Maybe you could leave.
1055
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,316
>> Right.
1056
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,693
Yeah.
1057
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,612
He's all yours.
1058
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,909
Aw, poor Joanna Krum.
1059
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:54,784
>> What?
1060
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:55,702
>> She couldn't get her shlub
1061
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:56,786
of a fiance to pose in the
1062
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,205
announcement photo with her.
1063
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,206
>> Yeah, that marriage
1064
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,373
is gonna last.
1065
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,167
>> She's 26.
1066
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,293
>> And what, old maid?
1067
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,836
Gotta take what she can get?
1068
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,879
>> No!
1069
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,506
It's just as people get older,
1070
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:08,465
they're more willing to overlook
1071
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:09,424
things in the interest of
1072
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,258
finding someone.
1073
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,218
>> Code for lower your
1074
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,135
standards.
1075
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,220
>> No, it's not lowering.
1076
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,387
It's definitely reassessing
1077
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,222
your priorities.
1078
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,473
You know, for instance,
1079
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,016
I always thought I'd end up with
1080
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,226
someone athletic.
1081
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,477
And at 20, I can hold out for
1082
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,353
that.
1083
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,230
Coming up on 30, yeah, I'm okay
1084
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,231
with the fact that all Jeff
1085
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,482
plays is a clarinet.
1086
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:26,441
>> Hey, shouldn't you be reading
1087
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,400
the Gnat's first chapter?
1088
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,735
>> I should, except she hasn't
1089
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,736
given it to me yet.
1090
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,279
>> She missed her fake deadline.
1091
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,197
>> Look how smart I was to
1092
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,156
assume she'd flake.
1093
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,241
Well, I have till next week to
1094
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,075
get it from her, so.
1095
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,076
>> Ah, she probably got cocky
1096
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,160
because what you said she did
1097
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:37,911
was good.
1098
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,079
>> Nice word choice.
1099
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:39,913
(phone ringing)
1100
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:40,789
>> Thank you.
1101
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,998
Oh, blind date hotline!
1102
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,041
>> Hello?
1103
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:43,792
>> Hi, Jane?
1104
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,751
This is Hank Chilton,
1105
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,585
Jeff's friend.
1106
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,545
>> Oh, hi, Hank.
1107
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,088
>> Oh, good-looking, assertive,
1108
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,089
super smart.
1109
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:49,965
>> I was, uh, wondering if you
1110
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:50,882
were free for dinner on
1111
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:51,925
Saturday?
1112
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,385
>> I am free for dinner
1113
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:54,261
on Saturday.
1114
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,178
>> No, you never admit you're
1115
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,513
free on Saturday.
1116
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:57,847
>> Great, why don't we meet at
1117
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,057
9:00 at Nate's?
1118
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,058
I'll be the tall one with dark
1119
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,351
hair, green eyes, and a really
1120
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,894
nervous expression.
1121
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:03,979
>> (laughing) Okay.
1122
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,106
I'll see you then.
1123
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,524
>> That gives a week to figure
1124
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:08,942
out how we're gonna package you.
1125
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:09,818
>> We still have to figure out
1126
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,694
the dinner party too.
1127
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:11,736
>> Ugh, right,
1128
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,946
yoga guy's friend.
1129
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,155
I'm thinking she should wear
1130
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,615
something flowy, you know?
1131
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,575
Maybe you can read up on
1132
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,450
holistic medicine.
1133
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,618
>> Here's a crazy thought, but
1134
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,245
what if I just go as I am?
1135
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,246
>> (together) The wedding's in
1136
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,539
three weeks.
1137
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,623
>> If these don't go well,
1138
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,000
you're screwed.
1139
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,585
>> Excuse me?
1140
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,752
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
1141
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:28,962
but when you talk on your
1142
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,130
cell phone in a public place,
1143
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,047
that's what you get.
1144
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:31,965
>> Will you people find a new
1145
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:32,757
scapegoat?
1146
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,050
Get the smokers back in here.
1147
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:35,635
>> No, no, no, I was kidding.
1148
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,636
I knew she was self-conscious
1149
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,305
about it, so I went for the easy
1150
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,639
joke that, which now that I
1151
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,724
think about it, wasn't such a
1152
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:41,766
good idea.
1153
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,976
Let me start again.
1154
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:43,893
I'm Gary.
1155
00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:45,145
>> She's Jane, doesn't matter
1156
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:45,979
who we are.
1157
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:46,980
>> Oh.
1158
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,815
Uh, well, I'm a coordinator for
1159
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,066
City Care, we do all sorts of
1160
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,942
volunteer work--
1161
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,277
>> Jane loves volunteer work.
1162
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,820
>> Well, we're starting up this
1163
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:54,988
new monthly activity for
1164
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:55,780
singles.
1165
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,032
Kind of a self-serving
1166
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,033
public service.
1167
00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,326
I don't know your situation.
1168
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,660
>> She's single.
1169
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,995
>> Yes, apparently I left my
1170
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,289
scarlet "S" at home.
1171
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,540
>> Well, this Saturday,
1172
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:06,499
we're cleaning up the park,
1173
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,625
except for the really disgusting
1174
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,668
things, because we're only
1175
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,419
volunteers.
1176
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:10,462
Anyway, it would be great
1177
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,296
to see you.
1178
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,255
>> She'll be there.
1179
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,675
>> Uh, can she get your number?
1180
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,094
>> Sure.
1181
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,888
Call me any time you have
1182
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,306
any questions.
1183
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:22,349
Just don't call me on your
1184
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,183
cell phone.
1185
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,267
>> (laughs)
1186
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,602
>> Now, see, why did I have to
1187
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,644
go back to that?
1188
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,687
I'm leaving before you change
1189
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,357
your mind.
1190
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,941
>> Oh, happily married, happily
1191
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,694
married, happily married.
1192
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:35,612
>> We're late.
1193
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:36,529
>> We have wine and flowers to
1194
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:37,322
make up for it.
1195
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:38,239
>> Yeah, but we wouldn't be late
1196
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:39,157
if we hadn't have stopped for
1197
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:39,949
the wine and flowers.
1198
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:40,992
>> Ah, the classic dinner party
1199
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:41,951
dilemma.
1200
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,370
>> Okay.
1201
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,704
Here we go.
1202
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,955
(doorbell rings)
1203
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:49,167
>> (sighs)
1204
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,752
>> Hey, El.
1205
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,045
Thank you, wow!
1206
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:52,837
Hi!
1207
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:53,672
>> Hi.
1208
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,506
>> Noah.
1209
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,298
>> Jane.
1210
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,216
>> Come on in.
1211
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:57,467
>> Yeah, thanks for doing this.
1212
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:58,635
I always feel badly when my
1213
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,178
dating life starts to affect the
1214
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:01,638
lives of innocent bystanders.
1215
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,682
>> Yeah, well, unfortunately,
1216
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,641
there's something I need to
1217
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,226
tell you, uh...
1218
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,394
(clears throat) Grant got here
1219
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,604
early, and I may have mentioned
1220
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:10,939
that this is a set up.
1221
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:11,815
>> Noah?
1222
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:12,691
>> He was dressed all wrong,
1223
00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:13,608
I had no choice.
1224
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:14,901
Anyway, he's been getting more
1225
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:15,735
and more nervous.
1226
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:19,197
So, he's not in the best shape.
1227
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,073
>> Okay?
1228
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,700
>> Jane, uh, would you like to
1229
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,742
have some appetizers with Grant
1230
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,077
in the living room?
1231
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,078
It's right there.
1232
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,496
And El, well look, I could use
1233
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:27,664
some help in the kitchen.
1234
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:28,415
>> Yeah.
1235
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,290
>> This is for you.
1236
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,668
>> Thank you.
1237
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,672
>> Hey, I'm Jane Grant.
1238
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,340
>> I'm-- I'm Grant.
1239
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:38,717
>> Hi, nice to meet you, Grant.
1240
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,592
>> You can't be Grant.
1241
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:40,468
>> I'm Jane.
1242
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:41,386
>> So, why'd you say your name
1243
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:42,137
was Grant?
1244
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:42,971
>> Grant's my last name.
1245
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:43,805
>> (laughing) Oh,
1246
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:44,639
that's pretty funny.
1247
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:45,473
>> I guess.
1248
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:46,307
>> We're both Grants.
1249
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,142
>> Right.
1250
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:48,143
>> If we got married, you know,
1251
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:49,144
your name would be Grant Grant.
1252
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:50,812
>> No, it would still be Jane.
1253
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:53,022
>> Mmm, mmm.
1254
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,566
Oh, oh, I get it, I get it.
1255
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,401
You're one ofthosewomen.
1256
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,278
>> My first name's Jane.
1257
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,946
So, that wouldn't change
1258
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:01,072
regardless of what happened to
1259
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,616
my last name, which is Grant.
1260
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,617
>> You're pretty funny for a
1261
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:05,452
feminist.
1262
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,453
>> We're having kabobs for
1263
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,370
dinner.
1264
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:08,329
Food that's as much fun to say
1265
00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:09,122
as it is to eat.
1266
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,165
>> Whoa.
1267
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,124
>> Excuse me?
1268
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,125
>> I'm sorry, but you are
1269
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,293
beautiful.
1270
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:14,294
>> Thank you.
1271
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,462
>> I know I probably shouldn't
1272
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:16,504
just come out and say it like
1273
00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,047
that, but it's too powerful.
1274
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,048
You are stunning.
1275
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,425
>> Well, you're a really lucky
1276
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:21,801
man, you're in a room full of
1277
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,595
hot women.
1278
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:24,804
>> Careful.
1279
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,639
Feminists like Grant don't like
1280
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,142
it when you notice their looks.
1281
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,312
Can I get you a drink?
1282
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,563
>> Please.
1283
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,900
I'm sure Jane could use one too.
1284
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:37,984
>> Who?
1285
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,195
>> Never mind.
1286
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,658
Hey, Natasha, it's Jane.
1287
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,035
But you probably recognize my
1288
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,162
voice from the other 20
1289
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:50,622
messages.
1290
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,332
So, I haven't heard from you
1291
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,291
all week.
1292
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,501
It's probably because you're
1293
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,711
slaving away on the chapter--
1294
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:57,837
the chapter you're giving me
1295
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,172
today?
1296
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,423
So, call me and we'll make
1297
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,841
arrangements on getting it here.
1298
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,510
I'm happy to send a messenger or
1299
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,262
the Space Shuttle, or whatever.
1300
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,347
Just let me know.
1301
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,390
Thank you, bye.
1302
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,517
>> Hey.
1303
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,309
>> Hey, Max.
1304
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,310
>> What's that smell?
1305
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:13,269
>> I'm really not sure.
1306
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:14,229
Amanda thinks she needs to cook
1307
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,063
for Jeff.
1308
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:15,897
>> What's Jeff think?
1309
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:16,731
>> Well, there's a lot of
1310
00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:17,565
leftovers.
1311
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:18,399
>> (chuckles)
1312
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:19,567
Listen, Remke wanted me to check
1313
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,110
in, make sure Natasha gave you
1314
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,070
the first chapter.
1315
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071
I assured him you had it
1316
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,030
under control?
1317
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,198
>> Of course!
1318
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,699
>> Good, because Marie Claire's
1319
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,700
not budging at all on that
1320
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:28,576
deadline.
1321
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:29,619
So, I'm gonna need the excerpt
1322
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,371
of the first chapter on Monday.
1323
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,747
>> That's what I was planning.
1324
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:33,665
>> Life was so much easier
1325
00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:35,667
before I became a germaphobe.
1326
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,126
Hey, Max, you're joining us?
1327
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,711
>> Uh, no, sorry, gotta run.
1328
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,756
Smells great though.
1329
00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:42,590
Morgan, where have you been?
1330
00:30:42,715 --> 00:30:43,883
I need those new covers.
1331
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,093
>> (gasps)
1332
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:45,885
What happened?
1333
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:46,803
You set it for, like,
1334
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,221
9,000 minutes.
1335
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,847
>> I lied to Max.
1336
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,224
I never lie to Max.
1337
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,141
>> I know.
1338
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:53,184
That was always your problem.
1339
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,060
>> What is that supposed to
1340
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:54,853
mean?
1341
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:55,854
>> Oh, when you're in a
1342
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,146
relationship, there's nothing
1343
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:58,439
wrong with bending the truth
1344
00:30:59,148 --> 00:30:59,482
a little to show yourself in a
1345
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:00,567
favorable light.
1346
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:01,693
>> You do realize that the woman
1347
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:02,819
who wrote "The Rules" got a
1348
00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:03,611
divorce?
1349
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:04,571
>> Poor Ellen.
1350
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,488
(phone ringing)
1351
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:06,447
Oh, at least she gets to sleep
1352
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:07,740
with new guys.
1353
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,534
>> Oh, that better be the Gnat,
1354
00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:10,785
or the fireman who rescued her
1355
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:11,744
from the bookcase she's been
1356
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:12,912
trapped under.
1357
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:16,207
(ringing continues)
1358
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,292
Jane Grant.
1359
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,168
>> Hey, Jane, it's Dana.
1360
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,753
>> Oh, hi, Dana.
1361
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,213
>> Get out your palm pilot.
1362
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,715
>> I don't have a palm pilot.
1363
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:24,674
>> What do you mean, you don't
1364
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,550
have a palm pilot?
1365
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,593
Everyone has a palm pilot.
1366
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,677
How could you not have a palm
1367
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,469
pilot?
1368
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,013
>> I use Post-Its.
1369
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:31,806
>> Okay, well, I need to go over
1370
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,932
the schedule of bridesmaids
1371
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:33,808
activities.
1372
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:34,851
Now, I'm sure you know about the
1373
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,728
final dress fitting/preshower
1374
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,937
meeting this weekend.
1375
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:38,896
>> Preshower?
1376
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:39,897
>> (mouthing) What?
1377
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,566
>> To discuss the shower.
1378
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,358
>> Right.
1379
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,276
(phone ringing)
1380
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:44,193
>> And then there's the shower
1381
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:45,028
itself on the 16th.
1382
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,404
The theme is gonna be French
1383
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:47,614
kitchen in honor of our
1384
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,282
honeymoon in France.
1385
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,326
>> Jane Grant.
1386
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994
Hello, Timothy Rommelly!
1387
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,079
32, Upper East Side doctor!
1388
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,581
>> And of course, the
1389
00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,708
bachelorette party on the 28th.
1390
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,126
>> Uh, listen, Dana, I'm gonna
1391
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,210
try to make it to as many
1392
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,295
things as possible,
1393
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,379
but it's a very busy--
1394
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:04,964
>> Jane Grant, if I plan events
1395
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,466
every day of the week, I expect
1396
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,467
you to be there.
1397
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,468
It comes with the honor of being
1398
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,469
a bridesmaid.
1399
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,137
Now, I know it must be hard for
1400
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,263
you to see me getting married
1401
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,723
when you don't have anybody
1402
00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:14,641
serious.
1403
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:15,975
>> I have a boyfriend!
1404
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,393
>> Right, I forgot.
1405
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:18,561
It must be because I've never
1406
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,313
met him or seen a picture of him
1407
00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,065
or even heard his name.
1408
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,733
By the way, what is his name,
1409
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,777
Jane?
1410
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,403
>> Timothy Rommelly.
1411
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,863
>> Great, well, I'll have the
1412
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:29,948
calligrapher put that on his
1413
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:30,698
name card.
1414
00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,201
Uh, two "M"s, two "L"s?
1415
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,160
>> Sure!
1416
00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,119
>> Great, see you at the
1417
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:35,912
preshower.
1418
00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:37,288
>> Can't wait.
1419
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,957
>> Dinner, Monday,
1420
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,583
Park Terrace Cafe.
1421
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,668
I'm not happy about the lack of
1422
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:42,585
lead time, but I made an
1423
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,711
exception due to the dire
1424
00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:44,754
circumstances.
1425
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:45,880
>> Oh, good, because my life
1426
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:47,173
wasn't full enough having a
1427
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,758
writer who's gone missing and an
1428
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,301
array of bridesmaids activities
1429
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:51,970
so vast, that even Liz Taylor
1430
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,012
would say, "Oh, hey,
1431
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,138
it's only a wedding."
1432
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,181
>> (chuckles) You are not
1433
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,265
thinking of backing out of the
1434
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,225
dates, are you?
1435
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:58,601
>> I have three weeks to find a
1436
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,520
guy, date him, become boyfriend
1437
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,688
and girlfriend, talk him into
1438
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,106
going to the princess' wedding,
1439
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,190
and then depending on the guy,
1440
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:05,274
develop a level of comfort where
1441
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,359
I could ask him, "Hey, do you
1442
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:07,735
mind posing as an Upper East
1443
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,695
Side doctor?"
1444
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,655
>> I am so proud of you.
1445
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,949
>> (sighs) Thanks.
1446
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:20,748
>> Girls, Dana and I found these
1447
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,667
lovely champagne colored
1448
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:23,543
earrings.
1449
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,544
And you're gonna see, they're
1450
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:26,003
gonna go so perfectly
1451
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,297
with your champagne hair combs!
1452
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:29,924
>> Now, I tried to tell Mom that
1453
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,384
the champagne parasols were
1454
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,219
enough, but she wouldn't listen.
1455
00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,303
>> Well, your daughter only gets
1456
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,180
married once, God willing.
1457
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,598
And I don't see the harm in
1458
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,267
having just a little bit of
1459
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,311
color coordination, do you?
1460
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,563
>> All we need now is the dyed
1461
00:33:43,646 --> 00:33:44,647
poodle to match.
1462
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:45,648
>> Oh, my God.
1463
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:46,691
I wanted that at my wedding,
1464
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:47,942
but those crazy animal people
1465
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,235
wouldn't let me.
1466
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,820
>> So, girls.
1467
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,071
I mean, there's so many of you,
1468
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,322
so I think the best thing to do
1469
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,991
is to line up according to your
1470
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:55,992
size.
1471
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:57,076
>> Mother!
1472
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,119
>> Honey, we can't keep the
1473
00:33:58,244 --> 00:33:59,954
dresses in order if we...
1474
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,914
Fine, we'll just do it
1475
00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,124
alphabetically.
1476
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,793
(girls laugh)
1477
00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,214
>> So, what's she like?
1478
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,132
>> Who?
1479
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,216
>> Natasha?
1480
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,802
>> Oh, well, I, um...
1481
00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:15,887
>> George Clooney?
1482
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,097
>> Hmm? Excuse me?
1483
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,724
>> Is that who the actor is?
1484
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,309
>> Oh... I don't know.
1485
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,727
>> Oh, I won't say anything.
1486
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:23,936
>> No, I really don't know.
1487
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,773
>> (sighing) Okay.
1488
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,316
Pierce Brosnan?
1489
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,193
>> So, she's nice?
1490
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:31,360
>> Yeah, well, I--
1491
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,820
>> She seems really nice.
1492
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:34,155
>> And she's so beautiful.
1493
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,239
>> Is she as beautiful in
1494
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,115
person?
1495
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,492
>> You can see for yourself.
1496
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,743
Natasha is coming to the
1497
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:39,619
wedding.
1498
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:40,453
>> Really?
1499
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,412
>> Of course.
1500
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:42,580
Why wouldn't I have a movie star
1501
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,081
at my daughter's wedding?
1502
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:45,249
>> It'll be so exciting to have
1503
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:46,751
a true celebrity there.
1504
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:47,794
>> Well, we should invite her to
1505
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:48,711
the shower!
1506
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:49,712
>> Do you think she'd come?
1507
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:50,588
>> Oh, Jane, you invite her,
1508
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:51,547
you guys are friends.
1509
00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:52,715
>> No, actually, we're not
1510
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,008
friends, we just work together,
1511
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:55,218
and that's when she bothers to
1512
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:56,344
call me back.
1513
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:57,470
>> Green-eyed monster,
1514
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,721
party of one.
1515
00:34:58,805 --> 00:34:59,847
>> I'll call her.
1516
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,474
I'm sure she'd love to come.
1517
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,227
>> (speaking foreign language)
1518
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:08,314
>> What?
1519
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,524
>> Nothing.
1520
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:10,733
(speaking foreign language)
1521
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:14,320
>> You can tell me, really.
1522
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,488
>> Did you know that one of your
1523
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,156
hips is higher than the other?
1524
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,032
>> No.
1525
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,659
No, I didn't know that.
1526
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:20,868
>> Well...
1527
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:24,497
It's no picnic to deal with.
1528
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,459
(people chattering)
1529
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,683
>> Could you help me pick up
1530
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:44,517
that wrapper?
1531
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,519
I can't bend the way I used to.
1532
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,563
>> Oh, sure.
1533
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,358
>> Thank you.
1534
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:53,526
I'm Herbert.
1535
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,360
>> Oh, Jane.
1536
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,653
>> Are you looking for a
1537
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:56,696
partner?
1538
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,698
>> Oh, no, I-- I'm looking for
1539
00:35:58,781 --> 00:35:59,740
my friend Gary.
1540
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,867
>> That's too bad.
1541
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,161
You're a good bender.
1542
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,746
>> Jane!
1543
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:06,622
>> Hi!
1544
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:07,540
>> Oh, I'm so glad you could
1545
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:08,374
make it.
1546
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:09,250
>> Yeah, me too, thanks for
1547
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:10,084
the invitation.
1548
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:11,002
>> Of course, this is gonna be
1549
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:11,836
great, just great.
1550
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:13,004
Good people, good charity,
1551
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,423
and... look at the turnout.
1552
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,591
>> This is our group?
1553
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,384
>> Yeah, yeah.
1554
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:20,219
I guess we targeted the AARP
1555
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,137
a little strong.
1556
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:22,054
Next time, we'll have to cast
1557
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,139
a wider net.
1558
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:24,891
>> Well, I guess we'll just have
1559
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,058
to stick together.
1560
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:26,934
>> I guess so.
1561
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:27,810
>> Yeah!
1562
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:28,728
>> So, you ready to get started?
1563
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:29,770
>> Uh, yeah, sure-- you know,
1564
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:30,855
I brought some sunscreen in case
1565
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:31,731
you need it.
1566
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:32,815
>> Look at you.
1567
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:33,691
A pro already at this.
1568
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,151
Sunscreen's a great idea.
1569
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:36,444
>> Well, you know, you can never
1570
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,320
be too careful.
1571
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,237
Just 'cause you're not lying at
1572
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,238
a beach, doesn't mean you don't
1573
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,072
need protection.
1574
00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,741
Especially on those little areas
1575
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:43,451
like the ears and the hands
1576
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:46,287
and the, um... torso.
1577
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:49,749
We really need that sunscreen.
1578
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,626
Okay-- oh.
1579
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,543
Oh.
1580
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,419
>> Can I help you?
1581
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:54,253
>> I got it.
1582
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,046
>> You sure?
1583
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:55,880
>> It's okay, yeah.
1584
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:56,756
>> Okay, all right.
1585
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,007
>> You just stand there and look
1586
00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:58,799
fabulous.
1587
00:36:58,925 --> 00:36:59,759
I meant to throw away this
1588
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:00,927
half-eaten sandwich.
1589
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,011
The whole world's on display
1590
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,596
here.
1591
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:05,890
Yeah, okay, here we go.
1592
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:09,060
Sunscreen.
1593
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:10,186
>> Jane, this is my girlfriend
1594
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:11,020
Cassandra.
1595
00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:11,938
>> Hi.
1596
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,314
>> Hi, it's so great that you
1597
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,108
could make it.
1598
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,485
Could, uh, I get your help at
1599
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,444
the water table?
1600
00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:19,403
For some reason, we've got a
1601
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,239
really thirsty group today.
1602
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,115
>> "For some reason?"
1603
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,242
Look at the hottie handing out
1604
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,743
water-- "for some reason?"
1605
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:26,619
>> (laughs)
1606
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,163
>> I'll catch up with you later.
1607
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:36,379
>> So, Herbert, you still need
1608
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,255
that partner?
1609
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,798
>> Oh, I've already found
1610
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:39,715
someone.
1611
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,342
Oh, well, you snooze, you lose,
1612
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,386
sweetheart.
1613
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:47,098
♪ ♪
1614
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:51,727
♪ I've been high ♪
1615
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,854
♪ And I've been low... ♪
1616
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,940
>> So?
1617
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:56,732
>> Really?
1618
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:57,817
>> Hey, Cojo says the animal
1619
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:58,859
prints are in.
1620
00:37:58,985 --> 00:37:59,860
>> And if I were trying to
1621
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,404
attract a gay man or a leopard,
1622
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:02,697
I'd be right there with him.
1623
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,783
Hey, Natasha, it's Jane.
1624
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,493
Just checking in, again.
1625
00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:09,161
Listen, we're on a really tight
1626
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:09,912
deadline.
1627
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,330
I need your first chapter
1628
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,499
yesterday, literally.
1629
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,584
Um, if I don't get the piece,
1630
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,836
Marie Claire's gonna pull it.
1631
00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,337
So, why don't you give me a
1632
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,631
call, I'd really appreciate it.
1633
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,508
Thanks.
1634
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,968
She's screening me.
1635
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:24,844
>> Why don't you try blasting
1636
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:25,970
Guns N' Roses into her machine
1637
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:26,971
until she can't bear it anymore
1638
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:28,014
and is forced to come out of
1639
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:28,889
hiding.
1640
00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:30,975
>> Hmm, the Noriega approach.
1641
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,018
>> Or you could forget her and
1642
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,394
just write the memoirs yourself.
1643
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,313
>> Ah, first chapter,
1644
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,023
"Who am I sleeping with today?
1645
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,025
Well, it's Tuesday, it must be a
1646
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,192
casting director."
1647
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,444
>> "And then if I get the part,
1648
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,695
it's my leading man, my director
1649
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:43,738
and the kid who brings me
1650
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:44,613
coffee."
1651
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:45,740
>> Oh, only if it's the studio
1652
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:46,574
head's kid.
1653
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:47,450
>> (chuckles)
1654
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,868
So, seriously, what happens if
1655
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:49,952
she doesn't turn up?
1656
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:50,995
>> I've scoped out a few places
1657
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,163
in the park that look cozy.
1658
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,456
>> She really sucks.
1659
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:54,540
>> Yeah, that's chapter two.
1660
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:55,916
>> All right, here it is.
1661
00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:57,460
The outfit that says "Hank
1662
00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,045
Chilton, my penultimate shot,
1663
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,338
you are gonna find me so
1664
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,715
charming, witty, and sexy but
1665
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,300
classy, that you will have no
1666
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,384
choice but to fall madly in love
1667
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:06,552
with me, or at least go to the
1668
00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:07,470
wedding and pretend."
1669
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,138
>> That is one chatty outfit.
1670
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,431
Can it go on the date without
1671
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,349
me?
1672
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,392
>> Where is your enthusiasm?
1673
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,727
>> I don't know.
1674
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:15,853
>> We've come this far.
1675
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:16,854
Do you really wanna let Dana and
1676
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:17,855
the Gnat think they're better
1677
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:18,773
than you just 'cause they have
1678
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:19,523
boyfriends?
1679
00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:20,649
>> No, but don't you think it's
1680
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:21,901
just a little pathetic to be
1681
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:23,527
doing all this at my age?
1682
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,696
>> No, it's usually pathetic.
1683
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,864
But it's not your fault,
1684
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:27,740
it's them.
1685
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:28,741
They're the ones who only have
1686
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:29,867
one measure for gauging whether
1687
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,285
or not a woman is a success.
1688
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,079
>> I guess you're right.
1689
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,080
>> So, you're gonna beat them at
1690
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:34,955
their own game.
1691
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:35,831
>> Yeah?
1692
00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:36,791
>> You are gonna show up at that
1693
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:37,875
wedding with a boyfriend so
1694
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,043
fabulous, that Dana will
1695
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,336
experience her very first twinge
1696
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:41,378
of regret at being married.
1697
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:42,296
>> Ha ha!
1698
00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:43,255
>> And you are gonna find that
1699
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:44,423
boyfriend tonight at Nate's.
1700
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:45,257
>> All right!
1701
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:46,175
>> And you're gonna do it
1702
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:47,301
wearing the leopard top!
1703
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:49,595
>> No!
1704
00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:50,596
>> So, I don't understand why
1705
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:51,597
that's the only table
1706
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:52,515
you can give me.
1707
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:53,933
I mean, it's two feet from the
1708
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,351
bathroom!
1709
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,602
I think the health department
1710
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:57,770
would have a thing or two to say
1711
00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:58,771
about this, don't you, huh?
1712
00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,481
>> I'm sorry, but we are full.
1713
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:01,565
>> Oh, so I get the crappy
1714
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:02,483
table?
1715
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:03,400
Oh, how 'bout that couple over
1716
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:04,276
there, why don't you give it
1717
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,319
to them, they're from Jersey,
1718
00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:06,862
they'll feel right at home!
1719
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:07,905
How 'bout that guy over there?
1720
00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:08,864
He won't know the difference,
1721
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:10,074
he's practically blind.
1722
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,450
Hey, Stevie Wonder, got a table
1723
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,618
over there for ya.
1724
00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,745
>> Keep your voice down, please.
1725
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,460
>> Hi, Natasha, it's Jane again.
1726
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,795
Uh, if you're there, will you
1727
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,505
pick up?
1728
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,299
No.
1729
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,635
Okay, well, um, call me,
1730
00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:30,553
it's important.
1731
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:31,762
I know I mentioned that before
1732
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,931
to no avail, but, uh...
1733
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,474
I'm kind of at a loss here.
1734
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,392
(knocking)
1735
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:37,476
Um, you know, if you're just one
1736
00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:38,769
of those people that don't like
1737
00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:40,312
phones, I'm open to other modes
1738
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,981
of communication-- email,
1739
00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,232
instant message-- hell, I'll
1740
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:44,358
even hire a guy to tap it out
1741
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,317
in Morse code.
1742
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,278
Bye.
1743
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,529
Natasha?
1744
00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,655
>> Hi.
1745
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,489
>> Hi.
1746
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,158
>> I'm sorry to barge in on you.
1747
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,493
>> No, that's okay, come in.
1748
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:55,911
>> I wasn't sure I'd find you.
1749
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:56,954
I thought you'd probably be at
1750
00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:58,831
your boyfriend's.
1751
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,625
>> Yeah, you know, I usually am.
1752
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,668
(chuckles)
1753
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,628
As you can see, it looks like a
1754
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:05,671
22-year-old lives here, 'cause
1755
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,340
that's the last time I was here.
1756
00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:09,592
Can I get you anything?
1757
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,635
>> Uh, iced tea would be great.
1758
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,762
>> Okay, well, it would be.
1759
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,681
I think the only options are
1760
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,393
low-sodium soy sauce or...
1761
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,269
water.
1762
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,687
>> Water's fine.
1763
00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,063
>> So, I haven't heard from you
1764
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:23,939
in a while.
1765
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:24,982
I'm assuming there's been some
1766
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,818
kind of writer's block going on.
1767
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,903
For future reference,
1768
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:29,945
I can help you with that.
1769
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,530
But I can't help you if you hide
1770
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:32,364
from me.
1771
00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:35,034
>> I'm pregnant.
1772
00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,785
>> What does your boyfriend say?
1773
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,622
>> Sam's amazing.
1774
00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,123
You know, he-- first, he was a
1775
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,625
saint after the mess with the
1776
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,501
actor.
1777
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,544
And now this comes along, and he
1778
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,379
couldn't be more thrilled.
1779
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:48,923
>> Well, that's good, right?
1780
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,674
>> Yeah, it is.
1781
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,551
I should be grateful.
1782
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:54,345
It's just, this is not what I
1783
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,804
had planned, you know.
1784
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,473
Not now, not when my own life
1785
00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:58,724
is so screwed up.
1786
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,726
>> Your life is not screwed up.
1787
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,561
>> I am a washed up actor who is
1788
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,146
only known at all because of an
1789
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,148
affair I had over a year ago
1790
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,608
with a real actor.
1791
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:11,487
Yeah, I'm doing great.
1792
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,696
I don't know the first thing
1793
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,240
about being a mom.
1794
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:15,950
What if I screw that up too?
1795
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:16,867
>> You won't.
1796
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,077
>> How do you know?
1797
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,078
>> I don't.
1798
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:19,995
>> (laughs)
1799
00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:21,080
>> But if you do screw your kid
1800
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:22,623
up, there is a whole industry of
1801
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:23,707
therapists out there that are
1802
00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:25,167
just waiting to help.
1803
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,253
Everyone screws up, which is
1804
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,338
actually normal, right?
1805
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,256
Not screwing up would be the
1806
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,590
weird thing, so let's hope you
1807
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,758
screw up, missy.
1808
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,260
>> I'm sorry for the
1809
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,552
disappearing act, I just
1810
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,221
couldn't talk to anyone.
1811
00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:38,847
But I-- I do have the first
1812
00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:39,598
chapter.
1813
00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:40,766
>> Wow, that's amazing,
1814
00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:41,850
considering everything you've
1815
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,061
been through.
1816
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,945
This is it?
1817
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:53,946
>> She's gonna get fat.
1818
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:54,738
>> Stop it.
1819
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:55,614
>> Do they make leather
1820
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:56,490
maternity pants?
1821
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:57,574
>> I'm serious, I actually feel
1822
00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:58,409
kinda bad for her.
1823
00:42:58,867 --> 00:42:59,451
>> Oh, come on.
1824
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,619
She totally screwed you over.
1825
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:01,579
You were supposed to have a week
1826
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:02,413
to do your excerpt,
1827
00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:03,247
you had one night.
1828
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:04,123
>> So, I'll bill her for the
1829
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,250
Red Bull I mainlined.
1830
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,668
Morgan, I need to order some
1831
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,628
office supplies, please.
1832
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,046
>> Yeah, you've exceeded your
1833
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:11,922
monthly limit.
1834
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,215
We've cut you off.
1835
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,049
>> What?!
1836
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:14,967
>> And, uh, William would like
1837
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,427
to see you right away.
1838
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,970
>> Oh, okay.
1839
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:18,846
>> Don't worry!
1840
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,347
No one's ever been fired for
1841
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,224
using too many Post-Its.
1842
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,810
At least not yet.
1843
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:34,028
>> Uh, hello.
1844
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,237
>> We haven't got all day.
1845
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,197
Sit down.
1846
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:45,873
Just wanna make sure
1847
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:46,790
everything's going okay with the
1848
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:47,750
Nutley project.
1849
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:48,751
>> Yeah, as far as I'm
1850
00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:49,835
concerned.
1851
00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:50,753
It's not always smooth every
1852
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,463
step of the way, but...
1853
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:53,589
as long as everything turns out
1854
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:54,840
okay, who needs to know about
1855
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:57,301
the problems?
1856
00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:59,178
Which probably makes you wonder
1857
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,555
why I brought them up.
1858
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,307
>> Jane is doing great.
1859
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,600
I read the first chapter this
1860
00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,018
morning and the outline for two
1861
00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:07,519
and three, and it's right on
1862
00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,146
track with what we want.
1863
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,356
And the excerpt for Marie
1864
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,523
Claire, perfect.
1865
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:12,816
>> Is that true, Grant?
1866
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,817
>> Yes.
1867
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:14,860
I'm actually quite pleased with
1868
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:16,236
how everything's turning out.
1869
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,113
>> Well, so am I.
1870
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:18,864
>> Really?
1871
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,032
>> That's why I said it.
1872
00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:21,367
>> Of course.
1873
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,368
>> I want you to write the back
1874
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,160
cover copy.
1875
00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:26,205
Do a good job, do it fast.
1876
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,373
>> I will.
1877
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,125
Thank you.
1878
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,251
>> Max, you stay.
1879
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,336
There's something I need to
1880
00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:34,630
discuss with you.
1881
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,887
>> So...
1882
00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,097
you know I haven't thought about
1883
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,556
me and Max for a while now.
1884
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,724
>> Uh oh.
1885
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,184
>> I just got called in to see
1886
00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:49,395
Remke, and as usual, I got
1887
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,562
completely tongue-tied.
1888
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,023
But Max stepped in and saved me.
1889
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,316
He raved about my work, and
1890
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,402
Remke ended up raving as well.
1891
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:57,569
>> Jane, that's great.
1892
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:58,404
>> I know!
1893
00:44:58,487 --> 00:44:59,279
>> But that's about you,
1894
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,155
not Max.
1895
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:01,407
>> Well, it's just that he knows
1896
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:02,991
me so well.
1897
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,786
And he makes me feel... safe.
1898
00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:07,663
>> It didn't work between
1899
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:08,539
you guys.
1900
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:09,540
>> But is it working that much
1901
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:10,374
better now?
1902
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:11,583
I mean, any problems we had in
1903
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:12,876
the past seem pretty minor
1904
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,044
compared to guys with
1905
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:15,129
girlfriends and guys who aren't
1906
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,005
over their exes, and guys who
1907
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:18,257
are driven to drink by the mere
1908
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,758
thought of dating me, and...
1909
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:20,592
>> (laughing)
1910
00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:21,593
You're in the toad phase.
1911
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:22,511
It's just part of moving
1912
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:23,345
forward.
1913
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,346
>> I don't know.
1914
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,681
Moving backwards to see if
1915
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:26,765
things could work out between
1916
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,766
Max and I is sounding
1917
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:28,642
better and better.
1918
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:29,810
>> You don't wanna do that.
1919
00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:30,769
>> Well, I don't wanna keep
1920
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:31,645
dating.
1921
00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:32,646
I mean, my only other option
1922
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:33,814
is to buy a dozen cats and
1923
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,067
call it a day.
1924
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,652
>> Jane, you're wanted in the
1925
00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:40,654
conference room.
1926
00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:43,115
You can come too.
1927
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,283
>> Thanks.
1928
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:45,284
(both laughing)
1929
00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,119
What was that about?
1930
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:50,289
>> I mean, it's probably insane,
1931
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,790
but...
1932
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,292
>> Oh, my God.
1933
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:54,293
You're being promoted!
1934
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,169
>> Maybe.
1935
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:56,170
>> That has to be it, you just
1936
00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:57,171
said Remke raved.
1937
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:58,172
Remke never raves.
1938
00:45:58,839 --> 00:45:59,673
>> I know, and he asked Max
1939
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:00,632
to stay after
1940
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:01,592
to discuss some things.
1941
00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:02,509
>> It's about time, we've been
1942
00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:05,512
waiting for this forever.
1943
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,598
Okay, you look great.
1944
00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,975
Let's go, Miss Associate Editor.
1945
00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:11,018
>> Oh, my God.
1946
00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,145
(girls chuckling)
1947
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,440
Okay.
1948
00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:19,651
(laughs)
1949
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,528
(clears throat)
1950
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,406
>> Thank you all for gathering
1951
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,324
like this.
1952
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,075
Um, I have an announcement, that
1953
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,952
on a personal level, I feel very
1954
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,622
lucky to be able to deliver.
1955
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:32,873
I'm happy to announce that I'm
1956
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:34,583
engaged to be married to
1957
00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:36,793
Carolyn Klausner.
1958
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:38,170
Some of you know her, but for
1959
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:39,713
those of you who don't, she's an
1960
00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:40,964
executive vice president at
1961
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,341
Metropolitan Scene.
1962
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,802
But more importantly, she's the
1963
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:45,844
woman of my dreams.
1964
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:46,929
>> She's not here, Max, you
1965
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:47,930
don't have to say the sappy
1966
00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:48,764
stuff.
1967
00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:50,015
(laughter)
1968
00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:51,183
To Max's engagement.
1969
00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:53,811
>> (all) To Max's engagement.
1970
00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,187
>> I guess I'll keep dating.
1971
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,105
>> Mm-hmm.
1972
00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:04,071
(piano music playing)
1973
00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:14,373
>> Jane Grant?
1974
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,750
>> Hi, uh, Timothy?
1975
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:17,543
>> Yeah.
1976
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,418
>> Oh, hi.
1977
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,211
>> Hi.
1978
00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:20,045
>> You're early.
1979
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:20,963
>> So are you.
1980
00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:22,172
I guess that's one thing that we
1981
00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:23,298
have in common, huh?
1982
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:24,299
>> I thought I would squeeze in
1983
00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:25,509
a little work.
1984
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:26,677
I didn't mean for you to catch
1985
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:27,844
me, sorry.
1986
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:28,720
>> Oh, that's okay,
1987
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:29,721
I understand.
1988
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,139
In fact, I shouldn't admit to
1989
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,141
this, but I brought some of my
1990
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,351
work too, in case you ended up
1991
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,352
being late.
1992
00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,228
>> Wow!
1993
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:37,145
I mean, we've only known each
1994
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:38,355
other 20 seconds, and already
1995
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:39,606
we're the world's most boring
1996
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:40,482
couple.
1997
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:41,608
>> Yeah, we moved right past
1998
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,235
butterflies into comfortably
1999
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,361
ignoring each other.
2000
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,404
>> I'm sorry, did you say
2001
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,446
something?
2002
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:47,364
(both laugh)
2003
00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:49,074
So, um, how long have you had
2004
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,534
this fear of downtime?
2005
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,244
>> Mmm, I trace it back to a
2006
00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,912
pivotal subway breakdown
2007
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:54,955
in which I had no
2008
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,831
reading materials.
2009
00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:57,165
>> Oh, that sounds traumatic.
2010
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,458
>> Mm-hmm, it altered the course
2011
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,793
of my life.
2012
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:00,836
What about you?
2013
00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:02,671
>> Yeah, 36 hours in an airport
2014
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:03,964
during a blizzard.
2015
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:04,923
>> Ouch.
2016
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,216
My story's nothing compared
2017
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,217
to yours.
2018
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,552
>> Well, this may sound a little
2019
00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:09,511
weird, but if you want to keep
2020
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,263
tonight short to finish your
2021
00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,598
work, I totally understand.
2022
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:13,724
>> No, I don't think so.
2023
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:14,725
I've been looking forward to
2024
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:15,559
meeting you.
2025
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,685
>> You have?
2026
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:17,686
>> Yeah.
2027
00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:19,354
Why is that so hard to believe?
2028
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,272
>> I'm just a little surprised
2029
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,273
to hear you say it.
2030
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,442
Nobody's really that direct.
2031
00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:24,776
>> Well, then in the interest of
2032
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:25,902
directness, I should probably
2033
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:26,945
tell you that I lied to you
2034
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,363
earlier.
2035
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:29,948
>> Oh.
2036
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,366
>> I haven't moved past
2037
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,077
butterflies yet.
2038
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,079
>> Oh.
2039
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,625
♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
2040
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,793
♪ You're beautiful ♪
2041
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:42,878
♪ Beyond compare ♪
2042
00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:43,920
♪ Can't help but stare ♪
2043
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,964
♪ So full of life ♪
2044
00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,966
♪ Inspired like a lonely child ♪
2045
00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:50,093
♪ You're magical ♪
2046
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,136
♪ You're blessed to stay ♪
2047
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,304
♪ I appreciate it ♪
2048
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,139
♪ You stop the clouds ♪
2049
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,140
♪ From crying... ♪
2050
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:56,433
>> I'm glad you talked me into
2051
00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:57,768
staying out tonight.
2052
00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:58,936
>> Well, you know, the fact that
2053
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,520
you've never seen "Taxi Driver"
2054
00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:01,730
needed to be corrected
2055
00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:03,231
immediately, okay?
2056
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,192
>> (laughs) Yeah, it was great.
2057
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,611
I love Al Pacino.
2058
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,155
What?
2059
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:12,032
>> That was Robert De Niro.
2060
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:13,992
>> Right, I always get those
2061
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,661
two mixed up.
2062
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,703
>> Please tell me you're
2063
00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:18,121
kidding, right?
2064
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,998
>> Uh oh, I should be smart
2065
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,541
and-- and stop here,
2066
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,169
shouldn't I?
2067
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,170
>> I mean, they're two of the
2068
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,422
greatest actors of our time.
2069
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,008
How could you get them mixed up?
2070
00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,218
>> I don't know, I'm not
2071
00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:32,135
proud of it.
2072
00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:33,136
Okay, which one was it that was
2073
00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:34,471
in "Tootsie?"
2074
00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:37,224
>> That was Dustin Hoffman.
2075
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,350
>> This is a deal breaker,
2076
00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:39,851
isn't it?
2077
00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:41,311
>> You're a nut.
2078
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,522
>> Mmm, could I sell you on
2079
00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:46,149
lovable neurotic?
2080
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,734
>> Well...
2081
00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:50,696
let me think about that.
2082
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,698
♪ You stop the flowers ♪
2083
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,866
♪ From dying, I'm sighing ♪
2084
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,412
♪ But you don't see ♪
2085
00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,666
♪ Who you are, what you mean ♪
2086
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,751
♪ I wish you... ♪
2087
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:08,463
Lovable neurotic works fine.
2088
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:11,007
♪ Try, 'cause I don't lie ♪
2089
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:13,385
♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
2090
00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,220
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
2091
00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:16,555
♪ Your beauty's true ♪
2092
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,931
♪ Don't listen to what ♪
2093
00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:19,391
♪ Those might say ♪
2094
00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:21,685
♪ Beautiful you... ♪
2095
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:26,606
♪ ♪
2096
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,419
>> (sighs)
2097
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:50,255
>> Oh, you're finally up.
2098
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:51,757
After the fifth snooze.
2099
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,758
>> (chuckles)
2100
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,092
What are you doing way
2101
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,969
over there?
2102
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:59,389
(laughs)
2103
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,975
How are you so awake?
2104
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,101
>> Well, I've been up for
2105
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,102
a while.
2106
00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,353
I wanted to make you breakfast
2107
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:06,772
in bed.
2108
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:09,107
>> Oh, that's so sweet.
2109
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:10,192
>> Well, sadly enough, the only
2110
00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:11,109
thing I could find in your
2111
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,361
kitchen was popcorn, and that's
2112
00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:14,780
a little too "Charlie Brown
2113
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,072
Thanksgiving," you know?
2114
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:18,450
>> (laughing) Yeah.
2115
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:19,451
>> You know, I don't usually do
2116
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,702
this on a first date.
2117
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:21,703
I-- I don't want you to think
2118
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,288
that I'm a slut, you know?
2119
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:24,915
>> Well, of course I do.
2120
00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:26,124
I mean, I didn't even have to
2121
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,793
get you drunk.
2122
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,002
>> Oh, so basically, you're just
2123
00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:31,254
using me for sex.
2124
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,547
>> No.
2125
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,673
Actually, I have a few things
2126
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:34,883
that need fixing around the
2127
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:35,801
apartment.
2128
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,594
>> Oh.
2129
00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:38,428
I see.
2130
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,430
>> (laughs)
2131
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:44,309
>> Are you working?
2132
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:45,227
>> What do you think?
2133
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:46,228
>> Yeah, I know, but sometimes
2134
00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,145
you could be looking at the
2135
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,146
page, and really you're thinking
2136
00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,981
about puppies, or toast,
2137
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,566
or how weird it is that you hate
2138
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,026
rap, but you think Eminem is so
2139
00:51:53,151 --> 00:51:54,653
sexy.
2140
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:55,487
Yeah, that's just me.
2141
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,655
But come on, we need more on the
2142
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:57,572
Timothy date.
2143
00:51:58,281 --> 00:51:58,532
>> I told you, it was good.
2144
00:51:59,157 --> 00:51:59,616
>> Good-good, or just good
2145
00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:00,617
enough, considering the ticking
2146
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:01,368
clock?
2147
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:02,244
>> Good-good.
2148
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:03,078
>> Wow!
2149
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:04,204
>> You know, he's a really great
2150
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:05,372
guy and a doctor, so he totally
2151
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:06,456
fits the lie.
2152
00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:07,541
>> So, is he a good kisser?
2153
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:08,375
>> They slept together.
2154
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:09,417
>> So, that doesn't mean he's a
2155
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:10,252
good kisser.
2156
00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:11,128
>> No, but it means
2157
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:12,087
you can come up with a more
2158
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:13,004
intriguing question to ask.
2159
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:13,922
>> Hey, you know what'd be
2160
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,048
ironic, is if I actually went
2161
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:16,091
through with this and got a date
2162
00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:17,092
for the wedding, but then
2163
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:18,468
couldn't show my face because I
2164
00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:19,427
had been fired for not getting
2165
00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:20,345
my work done.
2166
00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:22,597
>> Shutting up now.
2167
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:24,099
>> He's a really good kisser.
2168
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,351
>> Oh!
2169
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:29,062
(overlapping chatter)
2170
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,900
>> Oh-ho-ho-ho!
2171
00:52:34,025 --> 00:52:35,152
>> All right, I'll answer to
2172
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,528
Catherine Deneuve, Brigitte
2173
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:38,196
Bardot, but I draw the line at
2174
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,322
Edith Piaf.
2175
00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,365
>> Actually, I'm laughing at the
2176
00:52:40,448 --> 00:52:41,533
fact that you're here again.
2177
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,535
You log more hours than I do.
2178
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,495
In fact, one more visit and I
2179
00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,705
think they'll make you manager.
2180
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:48,290
>> Oh, well, I'm glad you find
2181
00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,666
my pain amusing.
2182
00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,376
>> Oh, I do, and if I knew you
2183
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,544
a little better, I would totally
2184
00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,545
mock the beret.
2185
00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,046
>> Three words--
2186
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,840
themed bridal shower.
2187
00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:57,841
>> Oh!
2188
00:52:57,924 --> 00:52:59,384
Can I help you out with a sudden
2189
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:01,052
debilitating blow to the head?
2190
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,262
>> So sweet.
2191
00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:03,221
>> Maybe I should just check
2192
00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:04,222
the registry.
2193
00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:05,140
>> Oh, wait, no.
2194
00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,349
I'm over registries.
2195
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:07,392
You know, it's just not fair
2196
00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,810
that just 'cause you're getting
2197
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:09,728
married, that you get to hand
2198
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,021
people a list and say, "Buy me
2199
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:12,314
this stuff," and no one finds
2200
00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:13,648
this presumptuous?
2201
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:14,441
>> (chuckles)
2202
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,610
>> What, you don't agree?
2203
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:17,485
You're not going soft
2204
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:18,403
on me, are you?
2205
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:19,321
>> It's just really hard to take
2206
00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:20,238
you seriously when you look like
2207
00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:21,114
a gondolier.
2208
00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:22,365
>> How is this my life?
2209
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:23,617
>> Hey, maybe you should take
2210
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:24,826
the "if you can't beat 'em,
2211
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,077
join 'em" approach.
2212
00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:27,204
>> And what, shack up with some
2213
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:28,330
random guy in order to get
2214
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,164
presents?
2215
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:30,206
>> No, just register yourself
2216
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:31,875
for, like, your 30th birthday.
2217
00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:33,210
>> Oh, right, because I just
2218
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,544
don't have enough humiliation
2219
00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,420
in my life.
2220
00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:36,338
>> Well, then buy yourself
2221
00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,464
something nice, you know,
2222
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:39,466
to get through all this.
2223
00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,592
>> An island.
2224
00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:42,260
>> (chuckles) I-- I was thinking
2225
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:43,803
champagne glasses.
2226
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,096
They make a nice statement.
2227
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,056
Like, uh, you know, you have
2228
00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:47,515
lots of things to celebrate,
2229
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:49,309
and they're on sale.
2230
00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:50,435
>> You're a really good
2231
00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:51,228
salesperson.
2232
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:52,604
>> Shh, keep it down.
2233
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:53,647
I'm still hoping to escape this
2234
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:56,107
place one day.
2235
00:53:58,443 --> 00:53:59,611
>> Well I, for one,
2236
00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:00,737
am so relieved.
2237
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:01,821
Over a year of planning?
2238
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:02,989
Thank God this wedding
2239
00:54:03,114 --> 00:54:04,032
is in two weeks.
2240
00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:05,450
>> Over a year of planning?
2241
00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:06,910
It's been more like 24 years.
2242
00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:07,786
>> Ohh.
2243
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:08,787
>> You used to read me excerpts
2244
00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:09,955
from "Modern Bride."
2245
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,872
>> I did not.
2246
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:11,790
(girls laughing)
2247
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:13,792
>> So, Natasha, we're so glad
2248
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:14,834
you could fit us into your
2249
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,961
glamorous life.
2250
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:17,212
>> Oh, I don't know how
2251
00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:18,255
glamorous it is.
2252
00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:19,464
If I wasn't here, I'd be sitting
2253
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,383
at home writing in my PJs.
2254
00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,801
>> A famous actress,
2255
00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:24,135
and she's modest.
2256
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,971
>> Well, I'm just so excited to
2257
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,138
be a part of this, 'cause it's
2258
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,473
not everyday that Dana
2259
00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:29,349
gets married.
2260
00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:30,809
At least, we hope.
2261
00:54:30,892 --> 00:54:32,394
>> Yes, we do.
2262
00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,688
>> So, speaking of weddings,
2263
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,606
I heard about Max.
2264
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:37,899
>> Max from work?
2265
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,192
>> He's Jane's ex.
2266
00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,069
>> Oh, I didn't know that.
2267
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:42,737
>> Yeah, Max just got engaged to
2268
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,073
a gorgeous VP at Cosmopolitan
2269
00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,533
Scene.
2270
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,576
>> No, it's okay, really.
2271
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:50,286
I wish him the best.
2272
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,162
>> Well, it's good that you
2273
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,247
at least have Timothy.
2274
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,581
>> It's a very good thing.
2275
00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:54,833
You know, and I feel very lucky
2276
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,167
to have him in my life.
2277
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,502
>> Well, good, I look forward to
2278
00:54:57,585 --> 00:54:58,878
meeting him at the wedding.
2279
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:00,046
>> Thank you.
2280
00:55:00,171 --> 00:55:00,964
>> And of course, you know,
2281
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,507
if things don't work out, Jane,
2282
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,759
Ethan Miles is still available.
2283
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:06,177
(girls laughing)
2284
00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:07,429
>> Right.
2285
00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:09,014
Excuse me, I need to get more
2286
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,015
crepes.
2287
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,599
>> Oh, remember, you still have
2288
00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:12,809
to fit into your bridesmaid
2289
00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:14,352
dress.
2290
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,022
(French music playing)
2291
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,820
>> I'm so sorry about Max.
2292
00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:24,988
I didn't know you guys used to
2293
00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:25,739
be an item.
2294
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,781
Why didn't you tell me?
2295
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:28,616
>> Oh, I don't know, it's just
2296
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,493
not a very big deal.
2297
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:31,703
>> It sucks.
2298
00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:34,622
>> Yeah, a little bit.
2299
00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:36,082
>> Well, I'm around if you ever
2300
00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:37,042
wanna talk.
2301
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:40,587
>> Wow, thanks, but I'm good.
2302
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,047
So, how's everything going
2303
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,173
with you?
2304
00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,383
>> Okay, you know, just slowly
2305
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,551
getting used to the idea of
2306
00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:48,344
being pregnant and stuff.
2307
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:49,554
I guess I'm gonna have to tell
2308
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:50,930
my parents someday soon.
2309
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:51,848
>> Oh, I'm sure they'll be
2310
00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:52,599
excited.
2311
00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:54,059
>> Would you come with me?
2312
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,518
Next weekend.
2313
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:56,728
>> Oh, I-- I don't think that--
2314
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:58,355
>> Please, this is just too big.
2315
00:55:58,438 --> 00:55:59,481
I don't think I can face them
2316
00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:00,315
alone.
2317
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,274
>> Are you sure?
2318
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,233
>> Yeah.
2319
00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:04,569
It'll be great, really.
2320
00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:05,862
Thanks so much, 'cause I don't
2321
00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,739
know what I'd do without you.
2322
00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:08,990
>> Natasha?
2323
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:09,866
Come on.
2324
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:10,950
>> Things have been so boring
2325
00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:11,910
without you.
2326
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,037
>> Oh, stop.
2327
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:17,457
>> I don't know,
2328
00:56:17,582 --> 00:56:18,541
what do you think?
2329
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,584
Too low cut?
2330
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:20,627
>> Hon, you saw "Grease" like
2331
00:56:20,752 --> 00:56:21,711
14 times as a kid.
2332
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:22,754
How could you not have gotten
2333
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:23,922
its message?
2334
00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:24,923
>> Slut yourself up,
2335
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,299
and boys'll like ya.
2336
00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:27,258
>> Exactly.
2337
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:28,593
>> (chuckles) So, did you see
2338
00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:29,844
what Timothy sent me?
2339
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:30,762
>> I assumed they weren't this
2340
00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,180
pathetic when he sent them.
2341
00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:34,808
>> No, they were beautiful.
2342
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,142
>> So, have you talked?
2343
00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:37,602
>> No, he left a message.
2344
00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:39,229
>> But have you talked?
2345
00:56:39,312 --> 00:56:40,939
>> He left a message.
2346
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:41,773
>> Uh huh.
2347
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:42,941
>> Don't "uh huh" me, you know
2348
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,400
he's busy at the hospital.
2349
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,735
>> Too busy for a conversation?
2350
00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,945
>> Yes, and don't act like
2351
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,279
that's something weird.
2352
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,864
Doctors have insane schedules,
2353
00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:51,032
you've seen "ER."
2354
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,242
>> I guess-- but I'm glad
2355
00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:53,159
we're going out tonight.
2356
00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:54,202
Never hurts to have backups.
2357
00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:55,537
>> I don't need a backup.
2358
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:56,496
>> I'm not talking about you,
2359
00:56:56,621 --> 00:56:57,539
I'm talking about me.
2360
00:56:57,622 --> 00:56:59,124
Serge is driving me crazy.
2361
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,917
>> Oh, God, what'd he do now?
2362
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,168
>> Cooking, leaving me cute
2363
00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:04,129
notes, giving me back rubs.
2364
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,296
>> Oh, for God sakes,
2365
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,381
dump the man already.
2366
00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:07,340
(knocking)
2367
00:57:07,465 --> 00:57:09,717
Hey, will you get that?
2368
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,930
(door opening)
2369
00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,056
>> Hi, hi, hi, I'm sorry I'm
2370
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,266
late, I couldn't catch a cab.
2371
00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,809
It was like I was Chris Rock
2372
00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,394
on Fifth Avenue.
2373
00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:20,270
What?
2374
00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,312
That wasn't racist.
2375
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,022
That was a commentary on racism.
2376
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,566
>> You have sex hair!
2377
00:57:24,649 --> 00:57:26,234
>> Yeah?
2378
00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:27,402
>> Ah, the married girl's
2379
00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:28,319
getting some!
2380
00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:29,779
>> Wasn't even my birthday!
2381
00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:30,697
>> Nice.
2382
00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,449
Fix.
2383
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,284
>> So, what's the occasion?
2384
00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:35,827
>> I walked into the living
2385
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:37,120
room, Jeff was watching
2386
00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,121
baseball.
2387
00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:39,497
>> Jeff was watching sports?
2388
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,331
>> (giggles) I know.
2389
00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:41,332
Well, later I found out he was
2390
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:42,417
just flipping channels between a
2391
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,585
pledge drive, but it was still
2392
00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:44,502
so hot.
2393
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:45,837
>> (laughing) So, what are you
2394
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:46,754
doing here?
2395
00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:47,714
I mean, why don't you go home
2396
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:48,923
and hang out some more?
2397
00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:50,175
>> Trust me, hanging out won't
2398
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:51,259
happen for at least
2399
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:52,177
another two weeks.
2400
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,011
>> Oh.
2401
00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:53,845
>> Better?
2402
00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:54,846
>> Gorgeous.
2403
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:55,638
>> Let's go.
2404
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:56,723
>> Oh, wait, I didn't even
2405
00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:57,932
offer, you want a drink?
2406
00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,685
>> Before we go for drinks?
2407
00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,520
>> Okay.
2408
00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:08,568
♪ ♪
2409
00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,364
>> You do realize mojitos are
2410
00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:14,532
so five minutes ago.
2411
00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,408
>> What?
2412
00:58:16,075 --> 00:58:16,534
>> It's true, it was in "EW"
2413
00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:18,286
and the Shaw Report never lies.
2414
00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:19,370
>> So, what's in?
2415
00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:20,705
>> Something I can't pronounce,
2416
00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:21,789
which makes it painfully clear
2417
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:23,583
where my social standing lies.
2418
00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:24,542
(glasses clink)
2419
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:25,919
>> Ooh, did you hear Driscoll
2420
00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:27,003
Meyer's single again?
2421
00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:28,838
>> Oh, my God, I was so in love
2422
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:29,714
with Driscoll Meyer.
2423
00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:30,632
>> I know, should I have him
2424
00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:31,382
call you?
2425
00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:32,342
>> Uh, given that the love
2426
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:33,218
might have diminished had we
2427
00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:34,177
ever actually spoken,
2428
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:35,345
I don't think so.
2429
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:36,346
>> The wedding's a week from
2430
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,222
tomorrow.
2431
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:38,306
>> I think I actually might be
2432
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:39,390
seeing someone.
2433
00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:40,516
>> Okay, don't take this the
2434
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:41,434
wrong way, but part of the
2435
00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:42,477
definition of seeing someone
2436
00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:44,354
is actually seeing them.
2437
00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:45,480
>> He left me a message.
2438
00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:46,481
>> Have you talked?
2439
00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:47,482
>> He's busy at the hospital,
2440
00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:48,566
you know how doctors are.
2441
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,651
>> Man, it'd suck if you went
2442
00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:50,652
through all this and ended up
2443
00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:51,778
going to the wedding alone.
2444
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:52,695
>> You wanna know the truth?
2445
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:53,655
It's not even about a date for
2446
00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:54,864
the wedding anymore, it's about
2447
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:55,740
the guy.
2448
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:57,283
A partner, you know, for more
2449
00:58:57,408 --> 00:58:59,077
than just one afternoon.
2450
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,245
I had that with Max, and I think
2451
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,579
I'm ready to have that again,
2452
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,580
and I'm hoping it's with
2453
00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,539
Timothy.
2454
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:04,457
>> And you should have that,
2455
00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:05,667
Jane, I mean it.
2456
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,043
No, 'cause for all the ways a
2457
00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,127
relationship ends up being not
2458
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:09,337
quite what you expected,
2459
00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:10,463
sometimes it turns out better
2460
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:11,547
than you ever imagined.
2461
00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:12,924
>> I've got to break up with
2462
00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:14,175
Serge.
2463
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,760
Excuse me, the mojito's not
2464
00:59:15,843 --> 00:59:16,803
working for her.
2465
00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:17,804
>> Yeah, could I get a cosmo
2466
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:18,596
instead?
2467
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,681
>> You really don't get out,
2468
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:20,431
do you?
2469
00:59:20,556 --> 00:59:21,766
>> What? I like cosmos,
2470
00:59:21,891 --> 00:59:22,850
they're pink.
2471
00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:24,102
>> Okay, I say we give her this
2472
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,228
one, but the day she shows up in
2473
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:26,229
a pashmina, we're writing her
2474
00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:29,524
off as married and beyond help.
2475
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,668
>> Jane, what's wrong?
2476
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:52,255
>> It's Timothy.
2477
00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:54,215
>> Let's go.
2478
01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:02,098
>> Jane?
2479
01:00:02,181 --> 01:00:04,434
Excuse me.
2480
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,185
Jane.
2481
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,395
Please, let me talk to you.
2482
01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:08,896
Please.
2483
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,982
>> We'll be right up the street.
2484
01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:14,360
>> I swear I wasn't lying about
2485
01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:15,403
things being crazy at the
2486
01:00:15,486 --> 01:00:16,446
hospital, you know?
2487
01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:17,822
I'm there all the time.
2488
01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:18,990
And I just figure, it will be
2489
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:20,074
easier for me to get involved
2490
01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:21,034
with someone who was going
2491
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,702
through the same stuff.
2492
01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:23,828
I'm just so sorry about
2493
01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:24,787
the timing.
2494
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:28,291
I-- I never would have...
2495
01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:31,502
You-- you are a great girl.
2496
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:34,547
You'll find someone, I promise.
2497
01:00:34,672 --> 01:00:36,466
It's just not me.
2498
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,926
I'm sorry.
2499
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:42,805
♪ ♪
2500
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:25,431
(opera music playing)
2501
01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,937
(couple laughing)
2502
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:40,154
(wall begins banging)
2503
01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:05,722
(opera music ends)
2504
01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:08,391
(girl exclaiming)
2505
01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:12,562
(knocking)
2506
01:02:12,645 --> 01:02:14,522
>> Coming.
2507
01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,818
>> I went to Costco yesterday.
2508
01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,403
They had a fabulous sale
2509
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:22,655
on shampoo.
2510
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:25,324
This one smells like mango.
2511
01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,075
>> Oh.
2512
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,326
Well, my giant and I will
2513
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,411
enjoy that.
2514
01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:29,454
>> And you're not gonna believe
2515
01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:30,621
what I found when I was doing
2516
01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:31,914
my errands.
2517
01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,416
Bridesmaid shoes.
2518
01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:34,667
They weren't picked up.
2519
01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:35,793
>> I'm sorry, Aunt Ina,
2520
01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:36,753
I've been busy.
2521
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:37,795
>> You know what I think's best
2522
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,629
for being busy?
2523
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:39,881
Getting up before 10:00 A.M.
2524
01:02:39,964 --> 01:02:40,798
on a Saturday.
2525
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,258
>> Thank you for the shoes.
2526
01:02:42,341 --> 01:02:43,342
>> Make sure that you break them
2527
01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:44,927
in before the wedding.
2528
01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,220
What I suggest is you walk up
2529
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,181
and down your hallway every day
2530
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:49,932
at increasing amounts.
2531
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:50,975
>> What is it, a wedding
2532
01:02:51,058 --> 01:02:51,976
or a marathon?
2533
01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:53,394
(phone ringing)
2534
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,687
>> What's that?
2535
01:02:54,812 --> 01:02:56,147
Do you have a cell phone?
2536
01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,732
When did you get a cell phone?
2537
01:02:57,815 --> 01:02:58,900
I asked you if you had a cell
2538
01:02:58,983 --> 01:02:59,901
phone so I could reach you,
2539
01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:01,027
and you said you didn't have
2540
01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:01,944
a cell phone.
2541
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,196
>> Please stop saying "cell
2542
01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:04,363
phone."
2543
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:05,573
Hello?
2544
01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:06,657
>> Hi, Jane, this is
2545
01:03:06,782 --> 01:03:07,742
Driscoll Meyer.
2546
01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:08,659
I don't know if you remember
2547
01:03:08,784 --> 01:03:09,577
me, but--
2548
01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:10,620
>> Of course, I remember you.
2549
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:11,496
>> Is that Timothy?
2550
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:12,330
Why is he asking if you
2551
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:13,289
remember him?
2552
01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:14,665
>> Now, I know I don't have the
2553
01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:15,917
official clearance to call you,
2554
01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:17,168
but I do have an extra ticket to
2555
01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:18,461
"Hairspray" tonight, and I'd
2556
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:19,587
love it if you could come.
2557
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,172
>> Uh, yeah, I guess we could
2558
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:22,173
do that.
2559
01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,341
>> Oh great, how 'bout we meet
2560
01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:24,467
at the theatre at 6:00?
2561
01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:26,052
We can grab a drink first?
2562
01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,470
>> Um, well, I have to be in
2563
01:03:27,553 --> 01:03:30,223
Queens all day, so is 7:00 okay?
2564
01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,516
>> 7:00 it is, see you then.
2565
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,185
>> Okay, thanks.
2566
01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:35,228
>> That sounded a little
2567
01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:36,020
awkward.
2568
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:38,523
>> It sounded normal.
2569
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,358
>> If you're having problems,
2570
01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:42,902
Ethan Miles is still single.
2571
01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:46,322
>> Ethan Miles, Ethan Miles.
2572
01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:47,657
Have you mentioned him before?
2573
01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:48,866
He doesn't sound familiar.
2574
01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:50,243
>> Nobody likes a sarcastic
2575
01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,119
girl.
2576
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,456
>> (sighs)
2577
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,624
Do I look okay?
2578
01:03:56,707 --> 01:03:58,251
>> You look great.
2579
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,878
>> Okay.
2580
01:04:06,717 --> 01:04:08,844
(doorbell ringing)
2581
01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,891
Hi, Mom.
2582
01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,268
>> Jane, it's so nice
2583
01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:16,227
to see you.
2584
01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:17,186
My goodness, you look just
2585
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:18,229
like your mother, may she
2586
01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:19,063
rest in peace.
2587
01:04:19,188 --> 01:04:21,440
Please, come in, come in.
2588
01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:35,913
(sighs)
2589
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:40,710
Can I get you something?
2590
01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:41,752
Anything-- some iced tea,
2591
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:42,545
perhaps?
2592
01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:43,921
>> Oh, no, thanks.
2593
01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:44,922
>> Where's Daddy?
2594
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,132
>> He had to go out for a while,
2595
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:47,425
he should be back soon.
2596
01:04:47,508 --> 01:04:48,676
So, Jane, I understand your
2597
01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:50,428
cousin Dana's getting married.
2598
01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:51,554
>> Yes, next week at the
2599
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,346
Carlton.
2600
01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:53,472
>> Oh, the Carlton.
2601
01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:54,765
Well, that's exactly what
2602
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:55,600
she deserves.
2603
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,559
She's always been such
2604
01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:57,602
a nice girl.
2605
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,228
>> Yeah, well, I mean, you must
2606
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,938
be so proud of Natasha.
2607
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,857
She's a terrific actress, and as
2608
01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:03,941
it turns out, a wonderful
2609
01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:04,775
writer too.
2610
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:05,776
>> Well, I understand you're the
2611
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,028
editor of the book.
2612
01:05:07,111 --> 01:05:08,487
I'm sure having a good editor
2613
01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:09,905
is crucial to success.
2614
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,157
>> Daddy's not coming back,
2615
01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:11,991
is he?
2616
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:13,159
>> I assume he'll be back at
2617
01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:14,035
some point.
2618
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:16,621
>> But not until I leave, right?
2619
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,080
>> Natasha, don't act like this
2620
01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,582
is your father's fault.
2621
01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:20,708
You made your choices, you have
2622
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:23,294
to live with the consequences.
2623
01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:25,296
>> Well, um, it's just that I
2624
01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:27,048
have some exciting news, and I
2625
01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:28,507
had hoped to tell you both.
2626
01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:29,675
>> Well, whatever it is,
2627
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,470
I can tell him.
2628
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,972
>> Okay, um...
2629
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,016
you're going to be grandparents.
2630
01:05:37,141 --> 01:05:39,226
I'm pregnant.
2631
01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:40,186
>> Do you know who
2632
01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:41,812
the father is?
2633
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,731
>> Yes, I do, it's Sam,
2634
01:05:43,814 --> 01:05:45,066
my boyfriend.
2635
01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:46,817
>> Oh, I didn't want to assume.
2636
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,027
You never know with you.
2637
01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:48,945
>> What is that supposed to
2638
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:49,820
mean?
2639
01:05:50,529 --> 01:05:50,780
>> I don't see a ring on your
2640
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:51,614
finger.
2641
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:52,531
I suppose just because you're
2642
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:53,491
pregnant, why limit yourself to
2643
01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:57,161
one partner, right?
2644
01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,329
>> You know what, I shouldn't
2645
01:05:58,412 --> 01:06:00,247
have come.
2646
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:01,832
I know what a disappointment
2647
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,001
I am to you.
2648
01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:05,628
And you can tell Daddy I'm sorry
2649
01:06:05,711 --> 01:06:08,339
for any inconvenience.
2650
01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:14,470
Okay, let's go.
2651
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,144
>> Hey, they didn't have diet.
2652
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:23,229
Sorry.
2653
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:24,981
>> Whatever.
2654
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:27,858
>> Natasha, I'm sorry, but your
2655
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,944
parents are wrong.
2656
01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:31,445
It's crazy that they can't see
2657
01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:32,905
how much you've accomplished.
2658
01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,156
>> Like what?
2659
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,158
(scoffs) Dropping out of college
2660
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,618
to become an actress?
2661
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,745
Going into rehab?
2662
01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,497
Having a ridiculous affair,
2663
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,707
and then gossiping about it
2664
01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:43,749
in the tabloids.
2665
01:06:43,874 --> 01:06:44,750
>> Yeah, but you've gotten
2666
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,168
through all those things.
2667
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,545
You've turned every problem
2668
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,380
into a positive.
2669
01:06:49,463 --> 01:06:51,549
That's impressive.
2670
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,009
>> No.
2671
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,093
You're the one with the
2672
01:06:54,218 --> 01:06:55,511
impressive life.
2673
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,054
I've always been jealous of you.
2674
01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:57,972
>> What?!
2675
01:06:58,055 --> 01:06:59,640
>> I mean it.
2676
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,267
You've always known how to get
2677
01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:02,685
what you want.
2678
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:03,728
Like when we ran against each
2679
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:04,979
other for junior class
2680
01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:05,855
president.
2681
01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:07,815
You gave this great speech about
2682
01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,067
what you hoped to accomplish,
2683
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:11,902
had those cute little buttons
2684
01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:13,738
made in the shape of Band-Aids
2685
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,740
that said "Avoid pain..."
2686
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,074
>> (both) "Vote for Jane."
2687
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:18,451
(laughing)
2688
01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:20,661
>> And I wore a halter top.
2689
01:07:20,745 --> 01:07:21,579
>> And you won.
2690
01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:23,247
>> But I shouldn't have.
2691
01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,666
You've got great friends,
2692
01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,502
and a family who loves you.
2693
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,129
And you're an executive editor.
2694
01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:31,213
I mean, you've worked really
2695
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,758
hard for that, I admire that.
2696
01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:36,385
>> Thank you.
2697
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,637
Um, it's not entirely
2698
01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,389
true though.
2699
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:42,308
>> It's not?
2700
01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:43,434
>> No.
2701
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:45,686
I'm an assistant editor.
2702
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,938
Executive editor isn't even
2703
01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:48,773
a real title.
2704
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,149
>> Well, why didn't you tell me
2705
01:07:50,274 --> 01:07:51,108
this before?
2706
01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:52,777
>> Well, because you're not the
2707
01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,361
only one that spent a long time
2708
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:55,654
thinking that someone else's
2709
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,697
life was more impressive
2710
01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:57,656
than their own.
2711
01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:58,824
>> Huh.
2712
01:07:58,949 --> 01:08:01,494
>> Huh.
2713
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:02,453
>> Hey, you're seeing
2714
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:03,329
"Hairspray" tonight,
2715
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,163
we should go.
2716
01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:06,165
>> You know what?
2717
01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:08,626
I'm good here.
2718
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,091
(phone ringing)
2719
01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:17,051
>> Hey, I haven't seen you
2720
01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:17,927
all day.
2721
01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:18,928
>> I'm giving the first two
2722
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,012
chapters of Natasha's book
2723
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,180
to Remke, and I want them
2724
01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:22,014
to be perfect.
2725
01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:22,890
>> That's weird.
2726
01:08:22,973 --> 01:08:23,766
>> What?
2727
01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:24,683
>> I never heard you call her
2728
01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:25,392
Natasha.
2729
01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:26,894
>> Huh.
2730
01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:27,853
>> All right, well, don't stay
2731
01:08:27,978 --> 01:08:28,729
too late, you've got the
2732
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:29,647
bachelorette party, right?
2733
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:30,523
>> Yeah.
2734
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:31,524
>> Try not to let Dana get too
2735
01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:32,358
crazy.
2736
01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:33,317
>> I don't think that'll be a
2737
01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:34,318
problem.
2738
01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:35,444
>> There you go.
2739
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:36,904
>> This is so much nicer
2740
01:08:36,987 --> 01:08:38,239
than a strip club.
2741
01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,323
>> I've always said, if you
2742
01:08:39,406 --> 01:08:40,616
gotta pay a guy to get naked,
2743
01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:41,909
you're doing something wrong.
2744
01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,369
>> Oh, I'm sorry.
2745
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:44,245
>> Jane.
2746
01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:46,038
Well, hi, I'm glad you could
2747
01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:47,122
squeeze us into your busy
2748
01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:47,998
schedule.
2749
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:48,958
>> Yeah, I was trying to get
2750
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:49,917
ahead so I don't have to work
2751
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:50,835
this weekend.
2752
01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:51,669
>> All right.
2753
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:52,795
>> Well, I'd certainly hope you
2754
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:54,004
weren't thinking about work
2755
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:54,839
at my wedding.
2756
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:55,673
>> Yes, yes.
2757
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:56,841
Uh, come on.
2758
01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:58,676
Go here, you can have your toes
2759
01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,094
and fingers done, all right?
2760
01:09:00,177 --> 01:09:01,220
>> All right.
2761
01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:02,346
>> Okay.
2762
01:09:02,429 --> 01:09:03,556
>> All right, I brought
2763
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,431
my own polish.
2764
01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:06,350
>> Okay-- oh, we're-- we're all
2765
01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:07,810
getting Precious Peach to match
2766
01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:09,270
with the champagne dresses.
2767
01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:10,396
It's like a Bellini.
2768
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,731
>> Okay, I'll wear Precious
2769
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,608
Peach on my fingernails.
2770
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,651
>> We're all getting it on our
2771
01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:17,069
toes too.
2772
01:09:17,194 --> 01:09:18,404
>> 'Kay, but we're wearing
2773
01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,613
pumps, our toes are gonna be
2774
01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:20,573
covered.
2775
01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:21,991
>> But we're all getting
2776
01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:23,868
Precious Peach on our toes too.
2777
01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:25,870
>> Jane, please don't be
2778
01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,079
so difficult.
2779
01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:28,289
>> Am I crazy?
2780
01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:29,206
I mean, how could it possibly
2781
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:30,833
matter what color's on our toes
2782
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,042
if they're covered?
2783
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:33,377
>> Honey, this is Dana's
2784
01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:34,128
wedding.
2785
01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:36,463
Dana wants Precious Peach.
2786
01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:38,007
Now, when you get married,
2787
01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:39,550
you can decide what you want,
2788
01:09:39,633 --> 01:09:40,593
all right?
2789
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,469
>> Fine.
2790
01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:46,849
>> So, Jane, I can't believe
2791
01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,392
I'm finally gonna meet the
2792
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,769
mysterious Timothy Rommelly.
2793
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:51,896
>> Yeah.
2794
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,857
The thing is, he's on call.
2795
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:55,941
>> He's not coming?
2796
01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,985
>> No, I'm really sorry.
2797
01:09:58,068 --> 01:09:58,986
>> I can't believe you didn't
2798
01:09:59,069 --> 01:10:00,029
tell me sooner.
2799
01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:01,113
>> This certainly wouldn't have
2800
01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,656
happened if you had chosen
2801
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:03,657
Ethan.
2802
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,409
>> Why would you RSVP for two
2803
01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:06,827
people if there was a chance
2804
01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:08,245
one of them wouldn't make it?
2805
01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:11,582
That's $225 we can't get back.
2806
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,125
>> I told you as soon
2807
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:14,084
as I found out.
2808
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,753
>> Oh, really?
2809
01:10:15,836 --> 01:10:17,046
Well, I would say the chances
2810
01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:19,089
were pretty good that "Timothy"
2811
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,591
wasn't ever going to make it.
2812
01:10:20,674 --> 01:10:21,759
I don't know why you just didn't
2813
01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:22,593
go alone.
2814
01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:24,428
>> You know, Dana, that's funny.
2815
01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:26,096
Or should I say "funny,"
2816
01:10:26,221 --> 01:10:27,640
because it's really not.
2817
01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:28,891
>> Jane, I think you need
2818
01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:29,850
to calm down here.
2819
01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,519
>> No, I am so sick of this!
2820
01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:34,605
You know, I-- you're right.
2821
01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:36,398
Timothy is not on call.
2822
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,942
Or maybe he is, but I wouldn't
2823
01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,944
know, because although he is not
2824
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,196
imaginary, he is also not my
2825
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:43,197
boyfriend.
2826
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,449
I pretended he was.
2827
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,201
You know, I somehow let myself
2828
01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:49,787
be convinced that a woman is not
2829
01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:51,497
normal unless she has
2830
01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:52,623
a boyfriend.
2831
01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:54,541
But you know what, I am normal.
2832
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,377
At least I am the same amount of
2833
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:57,294
normal as I would be
2834
01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:58,253
with a boyfriend.
2835
01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,090
And you know what the point is?
2836
01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:02,299
It's not even about
2837
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,134
the boyfriend.
2838
01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,261
I have a really good life.
2839
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,805
I-- I have a life that is full
2840
01:11:07,888 --> 01:11:09,306
of more meaningful things than
2841
01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:10,808
depleting the world of the color
2842
01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:12,559
of Precious Peach!
2843
01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:13,978
And I'm not gonna let anyone
2844
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,146
make less of my life because I
2845
01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:19,274
don't have a boyfriend.
2846
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,284
>> Well, no wonder she doesn't
2847
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,953
have a boyfriend.
2848
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,795
>> Hey, what's going on?
2849
01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:41,130
>> I gave Remke the partials
2850
01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:42,297
for Natasha's book.
2851
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:43,215
I need to think about
2852
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,174
anything else.
2853
01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:45,092
>> Driscoll Meyer is
2854
01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:46,218
bad-mouthing you all over town.
2855
01:11:46,510 --> 01:11:47,052
>> What?
2856
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,012
I called 20 different Meyers
2857
01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:48,846
in Manhattan.
2858
01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:50,139
Is it my fault he's not listed?
2859
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,098
>> Yeah, well, apparently he
2860
01:11:51,765 --> 01:11:52,016
went to "Hairspray" alone.
2861
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:53,142
Harvey Fierstein hit on him
2862
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:53,976
after the show.
2863
01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:55,519
>> Ooh, yikes.
2864
01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:56,520
Tell him I'll pay for his
2865
01:11:56,645 --> 01:11:58,522
therapy.
2866
01:11:58,647 --> 01:11:59,523
>> William would like to see you
2867
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:02,359
in the conference room... now.
2868
01:12:03,944 --> 01:12:04,862
>> Okay, I have to go.
2869
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,405
Tell me not to throw up.
2870
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,782
>> Eww.
2871
01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:12,661
♪ ♪
2872
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:23,964
>> Hey.
2873
01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,132
Who's getting married now?
2874
01:12:25,215 --> 01:12:26,216
>> Thank you all for coming,
2875
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,509
I know you have work to do.
2876
01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,094
And if you don't, then see me
2877
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:30,220
afterwards, because there's
2878
01:12:30,345 --> 01:12:31,430
clearly something wrong.
2879
01:12:31,555 --> 01:12:32,347
>> I hate when he tries
2880
01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,223
to be funny.
2881
01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:34,099
>> I have an announcement to
2882
01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:34,892
make.
2883
01:12:35,559 --> 01:12:36,060
Effective immediately, Jane
2884
01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:37,311
Grant is being promoted to
2885
01:12:37,394 --> 01:12:38,979
editor.
2886
01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,522
>> Um, don't you mean associate
2887
01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:41,482
editor?
2888
01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:42,566
>> She's been promoted for five
2889
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:43,567
seconds, already she's
2890
01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:45,069
questioning the boss.
2891
01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:45,944
(laughter)
2892
01:12:46,653 --> 01:12:47,738
You have always been very loyal
2893
01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:48,947
to Blush Publishing.
2894
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,532
Not only do you stay in an
2895
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:51,825
assistant position a lot longer
2896
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,993
than you probably should have,
2897
01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,078
you're doing a hell of a job on
2898
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,412
the Nutley autobiography.
2899
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,289
Congratulations, Jane.
2900
01:12:57,414 --> 01:12:58,248
>> Hear, hear.
2901
01:12:58,332 --> 01:12:59,124
>> Congratulations.
2902
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:00,584
(overlapping chatter)
2903
01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:03,170
>> (chuckles) Ohh.
2904
01:13:03,253 --> 01:13:04,755
>> Oh, good job.
2905
01:13:04,838 --> 01:13:05,631
You're so buying dinner
2906
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:06,632
the next time we go out.
2907
01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:08,425
>> It's a deal.
2908
01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:10,427
(chatter continues)
2909
01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:11,720
>> Good job, Jane.
2910
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,013
>> Oh, thank you.
2911
01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:14,098
>> I want your office when
2912
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,391
you move.
2913
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:19,770
>> Look what you did.
2914
01:13:19,853 --> 01:13:21,438
I am so incredibly proud of you.
2915
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:22,815
>> Thanks, yeah, it was a long
2916
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:23,690
time coming.
2917
01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:24,942
>> You know, no one deserves
2918
01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:26,193
this more than you do.
2919
01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:28,946
>> Yeah, I know.
2920
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,447
Thanks.
2921
01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:32,074
>> Cheers.
2922
01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:34,701
>> Yes!
2923
01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:37,162
(laughs)
2924
01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:41,041
♪ ♪
2925
01:14:14,908 --> 01:14:17,077
(cork pops, Jane chuckles)
2926
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:39,808
Of course I tried on the shoes.
2927
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:40,767
Why, do you think I'm gonna
2928
01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:42,603
spend all day in a brand new
2929
01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:43,395
pair of shoes?
2930
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:44,855
I mean, I'm not stupid.
2931
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,190
>> Good, I'm glad you did
2932
01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:47,274
something right with this
2933
01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:48,442
wedding.
2934
01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,110
>> (sighs) Listen, Aunt Ina,
2935
01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:51,195
I'm really sorry about the
2936
01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:52,112
thing at the spa.
2937
01:14:52,196 --> 01:14:53,197
I want you to know, I called
2938
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,199
Dana, I apologized,
2939
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:56,408
and we're good, I swear.
2940
01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:57,326
Nothing like that is gonna
2941
01:14:57,409 --> 01:14:59,203
happen today at the wedding.
2942
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,829
It's gonna be beautiful.
2943
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:02,456
>> Thank you, honey.
2944
01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:03,665
>> You're welcome.
2945
01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:04,625
I'll see you soon.
2946
01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:06,543
Okay.
2947
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:11,757
(groaning, wincing)
2948
01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:14,468
(opera music playing)
2949
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,347
Ow!
2950
01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:21,225
Ow, ow, ow!
2951
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,185
Oh!
2952
01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:25,896
I was just breaking in my shoes.
2953
01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:27,105
Uh, we've lived next door to
2954
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:28,148
each other forever and we've
2955
01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:29,066
never actually met.
2956
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:29,900
I'm Jane.
2957
01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:30,734
>> Archibald.
2958
01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:31,860
>> Archi-- wow!
2959
01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:32,778
(laughs)
2960
01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:33,570
>> What?
2961
01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,905
>> Nothing, it's just not
2962
01:15:34,988 --> 01:15:35,948
a name you hear a lot.
2963
01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:37,241
It's nice though.
2964
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,910
(opera music continues)
2965
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:50,003
Good for you.
2966
01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:58,053
(groaning)
2967
01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:06,645
Ohh, yes.
2968
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:11,984
Ow.
2969
01:16:13,777 --> 01:16:16,196
(sighs deeply)
2970
01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:19,783
(knocking)
2971
01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:21,118
Who is it?
2972
01:16:21,201 --> 01:16:22,202
>> (both) It's us.
2973
01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,787
>> It's open!
2974
01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:26,456
(door opens)
2975
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,624
Hey!
2976
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:28,583
>> We figured you wouldn't have
2977
01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:29,668
time to meet us, so we came to
2978
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,502
you.
2979
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:31,336
>> You guys rock.
2980
01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:32,254
>> Yeah, but we'd rock more if
2981
01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:33,171
Eloise hadn't eaten your scone.
2982
01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:34,423
>> It was really good.
2983
01:16:34,506 --> 01:16:35,465
>> We got this for you.
2984
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,800
>> Oh, what's this?
2985
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:37,843
>> Well, we figured Dana gets
2986
01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:38,885
old, new, borrowed and blue.
2987
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:39,970
So, the least we could do is get
2988
01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:40,929
you something to get you through
2989
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:41,972
the day.
2990
01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:43,223
>> A flask?
2991
01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:44,391
>> Not just a flask.
2992
01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:45,684
A champagne colored flask!
2993
01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:46,643
>> 'Cause if it wasn't color
2994
01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:48,061
coordinated, it'd just be tacky.
2995
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:48,812
>> Yeah.
2996
01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:50,147
>> What wonderful enabling
2997
01:16:50,230 --> 01:16:51,231
friends I have.
2998
01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:52,774
>> Just don't get sloppy drunk
2999
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:53,817
and hit on your groomsmen.
3000
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,985
>> (laughs sarcastically)
3001
01:16:55,068 --> 01:16:55,944
>> What are you saying?
3002
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:56,862
Sex with the wedding party is
3003
01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,030
the only reason to be a
3004
01:16:58,155 --> 01:16:58,989
bridesmaid.
3005
01:16:59,114 --> 01:16:59,948
>> I'm walking Larry's
3006
01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,033
grandfather down the aisle,
3007
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:02,159
I think I can resist.
3008
01:17:02,242 --> 01:17:03,160
>> She couldn't even give you a
3009
01:17:03,243 --> 01:17:03,952
hot groomsman?
3010
01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:04,870
She's so selfish!
3011
01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:05,746
>> Okay, here's what you're
3012
01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:06,580
gonna do.
3013
01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:07,539
Every time Dana goes to take a
3014
01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:08,415
bite of her dinner tonight,
3015
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:09,333
you're gonna start that annoying
3016
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:10,292
glass-tapping thing so she and
3017
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:11,251
Larry have to kiss, and she
3018
01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:12,085
ends up starving.
3019
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:13,170
>> Ooh, evil disguised as
3020
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:14,755
romantic, I like it.
3021
01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,173
>> So, seriously,
3022
01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:17,341
are you gonna be okay?
3023
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,216
>> Yeah!
3024
01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:19,426
Well, as long as my dress is
3025
01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:20,344
long enough to cover the
3026
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:21,219
sneakers I'll be wearing,
3027
01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:22,054
I'm good.
3028
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:22,929
>> You know, you'll probably
3029
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,014
have more fun alone anyway.
3030
01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:25,140
>> Not just with the wedding,
3031
01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:26,224
in life in general.
3032
01:17:26,683 --> 01:17:27,476
>> That's true.
3033
01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:28,560
You know, it is kind of a burden
3034
01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:29,478
to have to think about someone
3035
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:30,562
else's feelings all the time.
3036
01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:31,480
>> Especially when they're as
3037
01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:32,606
sensitive as Jeff is.
3038
01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:33,649
He calls it allergies,
3039
01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:34,983
but I know he cries.
3040
01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,526
>> Oh, Serge isn't any better.
3041
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:37,527
Just to come over here this
3042
01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:38,487
morning, I had to sneak the dog
3043
01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:39,404
into the bed so he wouldn't
3044
01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:40,655
notice I was gone.
3045
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:41,865
>> You don't have a dog.
3046
01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:42,699
>> Which will be yet
3047
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:43,658
another thing to explain
3048
01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:44,618
if he wakes up early.
3049
01:17:44,701 --> 01:17:45,452
>> Oh!
3050
01:17:45,535 --> 01:17:46,244
(knocking)
3051
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,037
Oh, who's that?
3052
01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:47,913
>> Probably the pizza.
3053
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,122
>> We ordered Dominoes.
3054
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,290
>> It's 8:00 in the morning.
3055
01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:51,583
>> Yeah, but the delivery guy
3056
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:53,502
could be cute.
3057
01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:55,337
>> Consider it a Hail Mary.
3058
01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,048
>> Ladies and gentlemen,
3059
01:17:58,173 --> 01:18:00,008
it gives me great pleasure to
3060
01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:01,718
welcome for the very first time
3061
01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,471
in public, Mr. and Mrs.
3062
01:18:04,554 --> 01:18:06,348
Larry Fishkill.
3063
01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:07,766
♪ It's not unusual ♪
3064
01:18:07,891 --> 01:18:11,395
♪ To be loved by anyone ♪
3065
01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:13,063
♪ It's not unusual ♪
3066
01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:16,608
♪ To have fun with anyone ♪
3067
01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:17,776
♪ But when I see you ♪
3068
01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:21,905
♪ Hanging about with anyone ♪
3069
01:18:21,988 --> 01:18:23,865
♪ It's not unusual ♪
3070
01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:26,451
♪ To see me cry ♪
3071
01:18:26,576 --> 01:18:27,577
♪ I wanna die ♪
3072
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,579
>> Congratulations.
3073
01:18:29,704 --> 01:18:31,123
♪ It's not unusual ♪
3074
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:34,793
♪ To go out at any time ♪
3075
01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:36,628
♪ But when I see you out ♪
3076
01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:40,090
♪ And about, it's such a crime ♪
3077
01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:42,134
♪ If you should ever wanna be ♪
3078
01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:45,303
♪ Loved by anyone ♪
3079
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,347
♪ It's not unusual ♪
3080
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:49,933
♪ It happens every day ♪
3081
01:18:50,016 --> 01:18:53,145
♪ No matter what you say ♪
3082
01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:54,604
♪ You'd find it happens ♪
3083
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,691
♪ All the time... ♪
3084
01:18:59,609 --> 01:19:00,485
>> Hi.
3085
01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:02,738
>> Hi.
3086
01:19:05,365 --> 01:19:06,241
>> Hey!
3087
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:06,992
>> Hey.
3088
01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,118
>> Is this your table too?
3089
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,578
>> Yeah, lucky number 17.
3090
01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:11,163
>> Thank God, I hate making
3091
01:19:11,288 --> 01:19:12,539
hours of endless small talk
3092
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:13,623
with people I don't know.
3093
01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:14,624
>> Yeah, I know, how many times
3094
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,001
can you hear a person ask, "Hey,
3095
01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:17,294
so how do you know Dana?"
3096
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,879
>> Exactly.
3097
01:19:18,962 --> 01:19:19,671
>> Yeah.
3098
01:19:19,796 --> 01:19:20,630
So, where's Sam?
3099
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,840
>> He broke up with me.
3100
01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:23,300
>> What? When?
3101
01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:24,509
>> Remember the day I came to
3102
01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:25,427
your apartment?
3103
01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:26,303
>> Yeah?
3104
01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:27,262
>> It was the night before that.
3105
01:19:27,804 --> 01:19:28,388
>> You're kidding.
3106
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:29,306
>> No.
3107
01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:30,891
Things had been not so great for
3108
01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:32,517
a while, and I guess having a
3109
01:19:32,642 --> 01:19:33,810
baby forced us to make
3110
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,644
some decisions.
3111
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,645
>> Well, I thought you said he
3112
01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:36,897
was happy about it.
3113
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,565
>> Yeah, I lied.
3114
01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:39,858
Sorry.
3115
01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:41,067
>> Well, how you holding up?
3116
01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:42,569
>> Okay, you know, just trying
3117
01:19:42,652 --> 01:19:44,571
to stay calm and take everything
3118
01:19:44,654 --> 01:19:46,072
a day at a time.
3119
01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:48,617
>> Wow, that's really good.
3120
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,327
>> Yeah, okay, I lied again.
3121
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:52,120
I am scared to death.
3122
01:19:52,204 --> 01:19:53,246
>> Well, the fact that you can
3123
01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:54,206
admit that says you have the
3124
01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:55,207
strength to go through with
3125
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:56,333
this.
3126
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:57,501
I mean it.
3127
01:19:57,584 --> 01:19:59,336
>> Thanks.
3128
01:19:59,419 --> 01:20:00,670
Where's Timothy?
3129
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,506
>> Yeah... he's fooling around
3130
01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:03,507
with someone else.
3131
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:04,382
>> What?!
3132
01:20:04,508 --> 01:20:06,468
>> Yeah, long stupid story,
3133
01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:08,512
but, uh, I'm flying solo.
3134
01:20:08,595 --> 01:20:11,014
>> Well, we make a fine pair.
3135
01:20:11,097 --> 01:20:11,848
>> Mm-hmm.
3136
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:12,724
(both laugh)
3137
01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:13,725
Yeah, I hope you're prepared to
3138
01:20:14,392 --> 01:20:15,352
eat $450 worth of salmon, or
3139
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,188
else Dana's gonna pitch a fit.
3140
01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:22,359
(glasses clinking)
3141
01:20:26,112 --> 01:20:28,865
>> Everyone, everyone,
3142
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,408
the bride and groom would like
3143
01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:31,451
your attention.
3144
01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,119
>> I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
3145
01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:33,995
>> Again?
3146
01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:34,996
>> Yeah, I'm pregnant.
3147
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,164
Apparently, it's what we do.
3148
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:37,415
>> Okay, if this is a ploy to
3149
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,708
get out of the bouquet toss,
3150
01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:39,709
you're in big trouble.
3151
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,211
>> Oh, no, baby, just stop, drop
3152
01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:43,255
and roll, you'll be fine.
3153
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:44,422
>> I know it's somewhat
3154
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,757
untraditional for the groom
3155
01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:47,050
to make the toast.
3156
01:20:47,133 --> 01:20:49,553
But, it's my wedding,
3157
01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:50,554
I'll do what I want.
3158
01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:51,680
(laughter)
3159
01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:53,849
Today is a day for celebration.
3160
01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,392
And after meeting Dana,
3161
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:57,519
you can understand my elation.
3162
01:20:57,602 --> 01:21:00,188
The day she agreed to be my wife
3163
01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,231
is one that I'll treasure
3164
01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:02,357
all my life.
3165
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,693
And though times can get tough,
3166
01:21:04,818 --> 01:21:06,319
I know that our love will be
3167
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:07,612
enough.
3168
01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:08,905
Here's to embarking on an
3169
01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:12,367
amazing ride with my friend,
3170
01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:16,830
my soulmate, my beautiful bride.
3171
01:21:18,498 --> 01:21:19,207
To Dana.
3172
01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:20,250
>> (all) To Dana.
3173
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:21,418
>> To Dana.
3174
01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,670
>> (girls) To Dana.
3175
01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:27,757
>> Am I the luckiest girl
3176
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:31,052
in the world or what?
3177
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:33,263
Since today is a celebration of
3178
01:21:33,346 --> 01:21:36,349
love, my husband Larry and I
3179
01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:37,893
would like to invite all the
3180
01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:40,103
couples to come out and share
3181
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:43,815
a special dance.
3182
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:46,276
♪ There's a moon wind blowing ♪
3183
01:21:46,359 --> 01:21:50,280
♪ And it feels like our love ♪
3184
01:21:50,405 --> 01:21:52,365
♪ And it lights your eyes ♪
3185
01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,409
♪ Tonight ♪
3186
01:21:56,119 --> 01:21:58,830
♪ And my greatest blessing ♪
3187
01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:03,460
♪ Is just to see you smiling ♪
3188
01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:05,587
♪ And why is it me ♪
3189
01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:09,007
♪ Who gets to feel so right ♪
3190
01:22:09,132 --> 01:22:11,134
♪ It couldn't get much better ♪
3191
01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:12,510
♪ Get much better ♪
3192
01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:16,431
♪ Than right this minute ♪
3193
01:22:16,514 --> 01:22:18,975
♪ These precious moments ♪
3194
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:22,979
♪ In our lives ♪
3195
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:26,107
♪ All this magic moonlight ♪
3196
01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:30,111
♪ On this starry evening ♪
3197
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:34,699
♪ Never ever be a better night ♪
3198
01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:39,079
♪ There's a timeless magic ♪
3199
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:42,165
♪ And an ageless treasure ♪
3200
01:22:42,248 --> 01:22:44,209
♪ There's a moon in your ♪
3201
01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:48,838
♪ Green eyes ♪
3202
01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:50,966
♪ And the winds sing low ♪
3203
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:52,300
♪ And no words... ♪
3204
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,468
>> Hi.
3205
01:22:53,551 --> 01:22:54,594
>> Hi.
3206
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:55,679
>> I don't know if you remember
3207
01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:57,013
me, but we met when you started
3208
01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:58,515
your worldwide campaign against
3209
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,391
wedding registries.
3210
01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:00,767
>> Oh, right!
3211
01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:02,185
Oh, my God, how could I forget?
3212
01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:03,311
I've only seen you, like,
3213
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:05,021
a gazillion times.
3214
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:06,106
I'm just a little
3215
01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:07,148
surprised to see you here.
3216
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,233
>> Well, I'm not surprised to
3217
01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:09,359
see you.
3218
01:23:09,442 --> 01:23:10,193
>> You're not?
3219
01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:11,111
>> Are you kidding?
3220
01:23:11,861 --> 01:23:12,237
With all the weddings you go to?
3221
01:23:12,946 --> 01:23:13,321
I actually find myself looking
3222
01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:14,698
for you every time I'm at one.
3223
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:15,573
>> Aw, that's sweet,
3224
01:23:16,199 --> 01:23:17,033
and slightly stalker-ish.
3225
01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:18,118
>> Oh, okay, I better get to my
3226
01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:19,160
point then before I scare
3227
01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:20,412
you off.
3228
01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:22,372
Would you like to dance?
3229
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:23,998
>> Well, are we allowed?
3230
01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:25,375
>> Well, technically, we're not
3231
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,544
a couple, but I can't take
3232
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:28,962
the humiliation anymore.
3233
01:23:29,045 --> 01:23:30,255
>> Oh, well, I won't tell
3234
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:31,256
if you don't.
3235
01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:32,382
>> Deal.
3236
01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:34,551
>> (chuckles)
3237
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,344
♪ I could see the trust grow ♪
3238
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:40,640
♪ In your eyes ♪
3239
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,018
♪ Now we share a promise ♪
3240
01:23:43,101 --> 01:23:47,063
♪ And we know the meaning ♪
3241
01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:49,357
♪ We will have these memories ♪
3242
01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:52,902
♪ For the rest of our lives ♪
3243
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:54,904
♪ Doesn't get much better ♪
3244
01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:56,239
♪ Get much better ♪
3245
01:23:56,322 --> 01:23:58,241
♪ Than right this minute... ♪
3246
01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,076
♪ The beat of my heart ♪
3247
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,619
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3248
01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:02,662
♪ Can you feel the beat ♪
3249
01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:03,621
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3250
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,165
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3251
01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:07,584
♪ Of the beat of my heart ♪
3252
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,252
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3253
01:24:09,335 --> 01:24:10,211
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3254
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,379
♪ Can you feel the beat ♪
3255
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:12,589
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3256
01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:15,050
♪ Of the beat of my heart ♪
3257
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:17,093
♪ Can you feel the heat... ♪
3258
01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:21,973
♪ The ocean of love ♪
3259
01:24:22,098 --> 01:24:23,224
♪ We'll let our hearts ♪
3260
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:26,019
♪ Sail away ♪
3261
01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,104
♪ Ride the wind and waves ♪
3262
01:24:28,229 --> 01:24:31,191
♪ Make love in moonlight bay ♪
3263
01:24:31,274 --> 01:24:34,652
♪ In the ocean of love ♪
3264
01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:37,113
♪ In the ocean of love ♪
3265
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:40,450
♪ In the ocean of love... ♪
3266
01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:44,120
♪ Can you feel it ♪
3267
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:46,498
♪ Can you feel it... ♪
3268
01:24:48,249 --> 01:24:49,334
>> Okay, I think I need a
3269
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,126
timeout.
3270
01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:51,044
>> Oh, thank God.
3271
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:52,003
I don't know how much longer I
3272
01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:53,797
could will myself not to sweat.
3273
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,839
>> Can I get you a glass of
3274
01:24:54,964 --> 01:24:55,632
water?
3275
01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:56,591
>> Yes, please!
3276
01:24:56,674 --> 01:24:57,926
But put it in a martini glass,
3277
01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,010
and instead of water, make it
3278
01:24:59,135 --> 01:25:00,762
vodka dry, up, with a twist.
3279
01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:03,848
>> Whoa, all right, you got it.
3280
01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:06,559
>> What?
3281
01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:07,894
>> See, now, this is the problem
3282
01:25:07,977 --> 01:25:09,312
with having pretty friends.
3283
01:25:09,395 --> 01:25:10,855
They always get the guy.
3284
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,315
>> Oh, stop it.
3285
01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:13,733
>> He's cute.
3286
01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:15,485
>> Yeah, he is.
3287
01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,320
>> Okay, well, I'll leave
3288
01:25:17,403 --> 01:25:18,279
you two alone.
3289
01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:19,155
>> No, you don't have to
3290
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,114
do that.
3291
01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,324
Natasha.
3292
01:25:21,407 --> 01:25:22,242
>> Are you kidding?
3293
01:25:22,325 --> 01:25:23,243
This may be my last shot at
3294
01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:24,577
single guys before I start
3295
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,205
showing.
3296
01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:29,707
>> (laughs)
3297
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:30,458
Hi!
3298
01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:32,335
>> Oh, I'm just so happy.
3299
01:25:32,418 --> 01:25:33,378
(laughing)
3300
01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:34,671
>> Well, you should, it's a
3301
01:25:34,754 --> 01:25:35,755
beautiful wedding, everything--
3302
01:25:35,839 --> 01:25:36,798
>> Oh, no, no, no, I'm not
3303
01:25:36,881 --> 01:25:38,049
talking about that.
3304
01:25:38,174 --> 01:25:39,259
I'm talking about Ethan.
3305
01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:40,343
>> What do you mean?
3306
01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:42,095
>> Ethan Miles, the young man
3307
01:25:42,178 --> 01:25:43,888
you've been dancing with.
3308
01:25:44,013 --> 01:25:44,889
>> What?
3309
01:25:45,014 --> 01:25:46,015
>> See, now, what does this
3310
01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:47,475
teach you, young lady?
3311
01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,018
You should always listen
3312
01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:50,061
to your aunt.
3313
01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:51,020
(laughs)
3314
01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:52,856
Oh, she's so great, isn't she?
3315
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:55,358
Oh, I just...
3316
01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,780
>> Okay, one martini flavored
3317
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:02,198
glass of water.
3318
01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:03,116
>> Thank you.
3319
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,367
(laughs)
3320
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:06,077
>> And you're laughing.
3321
01:26:06,202 --> 01:26:07,120
>> Yeah.
3322
01:26:07,203 --> 01:26:08,454
It's a long story.
3323
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,622
>> Right, which you'll tell me
3324
01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:10,415
some day.
3325
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,833
>> Definitely, but we cannot
3326
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,042
keep ignoring the fact that
3327
01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:14,544
there is old school punk
3328
01:26:14,627 --> 01:26:15,712
playing in the Carlton.
3329
01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,213
>> Now, throw in some locusts
3330
01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:18,047
and that's a sign of the
3331
01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:18,882
Apocalypse, right?
3332
01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:19,716
>> Let's do it.
3333
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:20,550
>> Let's do it.
3334
01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:21,426
>> Come on!
3335
01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:22,218
>> Yeah!
3336
01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:23,303
♪ You cause a scene ♪
3337
01:26:23,386 --> 01:26:26,222
♪ To prove you're wild ♪
3338
01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:27,682
♪ But you don't know what it ♪
3339
01:26:27,765 --> 01:26:29,225
♪ Means till it comes off ♪
3340
01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:30,852
♪ As mild ♪
3341
01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,562
♪ And everything you said ♪
3342
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:35,690
♪ Is spoon-fed ♪
3343
01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,275
♪ And everything you've read ♪
3344
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,068
♪ Is edited ♪
3345
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:40,695
♪ You're at the top, you're at ♪
3346
01:26:40,778 --> 01:26:43,615
♪ The top of my hit list ♪
3347
01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:45,408
♪ You're at the top, you're at ♪
3348
01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:48,411
♪ The top of my hit list... ♪
3349
01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:50,788
>> So, I guess you could say
3350
01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,415
that by writing this book,
3351
01:26:52,498 --> 01:26:54,000
I'm once again screwing one of
3352
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,585
the most famous actors in
3353
01:26:55,710 --> 01:26:56,711
show business.
3354
01:26:56,794 --> 01:26:58,546
Only this time, I'm actually
3355
01:26:58,630 --> 01:26:59,756
enjoying it.
3356
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:00,590
>> Oh.
3357
01:27:00,715 --> 01:27:02,050
>> (laughs)Fin.
3358
01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:02,884
>>Fin?
3359
01:27:02,967 --> 01:27:03,760
>> Mm-hmm.
3360
01:27:04,552 --> 01:27:04,761
>> Doesn't actually sayfin,
3361
01:27:05,094 --> 01:27:05,470
does it?
3362
01:27:06,095 --> 01:27:06,721
>> Yes, Natasha thought it
3363
01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:07,764
sounded European.
3364
01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:08,973
>> So does not showering, that
3365
01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:10,225
doesn't make it a good idea.
3366
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,935
>> (laughs)
3367
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:15,063
Oh, so what do you think?
3368
01:27:15,146 --> 01:27:16,731
Oh no, you paused!
3369
01:27:16,814 --> 01:27:17,941
>> I didn't pause.
3370
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,025
>> You did!
3371
01:27:19,108 --> 01:27:20,318
Now, whatever you say, I know
3372
01:27:20,443 --> 01:27:21,277
isn't gonna be your first
3373
01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:22,570
thought, it's gonna be something
3374
01:27:22,654 --> 01:27:23,905
you carefully crafted.
3375
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:25,281
>> What, during that half second
3376
01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:26,240
pause?
3377
01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:27,909
>> Yeah, you work fast.
3378
01:27:27,992 --> 01:27:29,202
>> You wanna know what I think?
3379
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:30,828
>> Yes.
3380
01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:32,872
>> I think it's good.
3381
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:33,790
>> Yeah?
3382
01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:36,084
>> Yeah, really good.
3383
01:27:37,293 --> 01:27:38,252
>> Thanks.
3384
01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:39,545
>> So good, in fact, my manhood
3385
01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:41,714
may be a little threatened here.
3386
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,633
>> Aww.
3387
01:27:43,758 --> 01:27:44,550
That's bad.
3388
01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:47,261
>> I know.
3389
01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:48,346
When I met you, I thought I was
3390
01:27:48,471 --> 01:27:49,722
just getting a hot chick.
3391
01:27:49,806 --> 01:27:51,015
I don't know if I can deal with
3392
01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:52,183
you being talented and smart
3393
01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:52,976
too.
3394
01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:54,394
>> Well, if you want, I could go
3395
01:27:54,477 --> 01:27:55,561
blond and start talking like a
3396
01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:56,813
local anchorwoman.
3397
01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,439
>> Now, that'd be a start.
3398
01:27:58,523 --> 01:27:59,649
Maybe you could get a job in a
3399
01:27:59,774 --> 01:28:01,901
food court to really sell it.
3400
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:03,027
>> Hey, why don't you let me
3401
01:28:03,152 --> 01:28:04,028
row a while?
3402
01:28:04,153 --> 01:28:04,862
>> Yeah.
3403
01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:06,739
>> (chuckles)
3404
01:28:06,823 --> 01:28:07,824
>> Hey, we should probably head
3405
01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:10,743
back soon, the hour's almost up.
3406
01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:15,581
>> Oh, no!
3407
01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:17,041
>> Oh!
3408
01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,376
Well, now, what do we do?
3409
01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:19,669
>> I don't know.
3410
01:28:19,752 --> 01:28:20,878
>> I mean, you can't row with
3411
01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,797
one oar.
3412
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:24,841
>> No, you can't.
3413
01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:28,302
>> I guess you're stuck with me.
3414
01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:30,513
>> Bummer.
3415
01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:34,392
♪ ♪
3416
01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,609
>> Oh, my God, she used
3417
01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:44,861
the oar trick.
3418
01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:45,778
>> Looks like this one's a
3419
01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:46,654
keeper.
3420
01:28:47,363 --> 01:28:47,780
>> Nah, there's still plenty of
3421
01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:48,948
time to find out he's an axe
3422
01:28:49,532 --> 01:28:50,366
murderer who litters.
3423
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:51,951
>> Well, she can always have
3424
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,745
Serge.
3425
01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:57,623
♪ ♪
3426
01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:25,234
♪ ♪
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