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The big news of the day --
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Dethklok bailed out
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of performing at the Michigan
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"Metal Health" Alliance benefit
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because as stated by
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William Murderface,
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"they weren't making
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any money off of it."
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But the real back lash
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happened when Murderface,
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representing Dethklok appeared
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on a popular political
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talk show.
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Dethklok doesn't owe you
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shit pal, or anybody else.
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You need me to spell it out
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for you fine, I will!
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Hey, everybody in
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the whole fuckin' world!
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We're Dethklok!
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And you can just suck our
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krillionaire cock!
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We can't afford to pay our
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mortgages and Dethklok
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is laughing at us!
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fuck them!
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They've gotten too big,
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they used to be one of us!
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!
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Dethklok! ?
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? I'll...teach you...
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to...rock... ?
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? Dethklok, Dethklok ?
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? Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
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taller than a tree ?
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? Toki Wartooth,
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not a bumblebee ?
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? William Murderface
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Murderface Murderface ?
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? Pickles the drummer
doodily doo ?
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ding dong doodily
doodily doo ?
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? Nathan Explosion ?
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? ?
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Fuck them!
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They've gotten too big.
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They used to be one of us!
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Alright guys, this is
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costing us several million
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dollars to destroy this report.
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I want you to know that,
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William.
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A lot of stuff that you don't
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know about goes into silencing
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the media.
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First off, we need to make
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agreements with all participants
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to evict all information
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from the record.
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That of course includes
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rounding up all participants.
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What the fuck?!
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And of course if there are
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any problems
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we'll have to deal with them.
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You can take this waiver
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and shove it up your ass!
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Let it be known that
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the participant is belligerent.
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Noted.
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Participant slated for mental
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reprogramming,
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facial reconstructive surgery,
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and relocation.
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[ groaning ]
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Well you guys don't need
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to know everything that goes
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into it.
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Just know it's a long,
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complicated expensive process.
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This isn't my face!
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This happens every time you,
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William, have a media disaster,
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which is often.
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Why is everybody
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blaming me?
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You consistently make us
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Iook like a bunch of dumb,
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rich, sheltered assholes.
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We should put's a fuckin'
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muzzle on dat guys.
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Toki?
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Ams you wearings my pants?
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What's? Shuts up.
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Dammits Murderface!
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We puts a muzzle on you asshole!
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Boy dids you fuck up!
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I would likes my pants back.
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fuck you, Toki!
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I'll take that shit from
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these assholes but not you.
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Well regardless Murderface.
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Fuck you!
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Right.
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Furthermore,
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due to this backlash
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we decided to get closer to the
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fans by lifting the world-wide
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ban on Dethklok tribute bands.
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And, uh, you don't have to
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worry about that now.
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We'll get to it tomorrow.
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My lords your jet to lbiza
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awaits.
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What the fuck are we going
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to lbiza for?
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Well it's the location of
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the pentuplemint gum company.
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You all participated in
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a monster European ad campaign
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for Pentuplemint gum
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and the premiere's tonight.
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Yeah, Pentuplemint,
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Iike Pentagram.
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That's fuck bad-ass.
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Right guys?
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Yeah, it's totally bad-ass
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and brutal.
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Pentuplemint gum.
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? [ dance music plays ] ?
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this is a pretty metal party.
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Yeah!
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Hey you get over here.
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What are those?
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This is a sugar crusted
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bacon-wrapped chilean sea bass
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seared in a platinum pan
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just how you like it, sire.
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Ohhh! Dear god, that's good.
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Oh kick ass, they're gonna
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show our bubblegum premiere.
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Oh brutal!
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You know Murderface,
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you might have
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fuck up some fuck,
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but at least this has got
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the Dethklok stamp of approval.
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And it's gonna be fuck
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bad-ass!
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And it's gonna be
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fuck metal!
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? oh when you're
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feeling alright ?
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? you know you really gotta ?
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? and it's really times ?
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? to rock and roll! ?
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? super squares are
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the magical thing ?
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? it's a hob nobby dildo
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that's shaking a tree ?
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? i'm talking pentuplemint
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spearmint gum ?
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? i'm talking pentuplemint
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spearmint gum ?
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? i'm talking pentuplemint
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spearmint gum ?
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fuck seriously chewy.
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[silent crowd]
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oohhh.
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That was not very good.
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Hey, you're Nathan Explosion
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right?
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Uh, yeah.
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Get away from me.
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I just want to say I think
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you're a real sell-out
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and I ain't buying no more
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of your records.
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Take this fuck head.
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fuck you.
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Pentuplemint gum's fuck lame!
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You should know that.
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Dude it's okay!
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It's a European ad!
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Come back!
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It's a Europeans ads.
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It doesn't make a difference!
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I thought it didn't makes
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a difference!
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Uh, apparently it does.
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fuck.
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I think that fuck kid
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was right.
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What are we doing?
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Selling gum in Europe?
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There's nothing brutal
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about that.
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We wouldn't have done that
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when we started out.
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It's not just Murderface,
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it's us.
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Maybe we should just get used
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to being sell-outs.
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We're totally out of touch.
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You know right?
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Right super model
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that I just fuck'd?
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Cfo: welcome back everyone.
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You look a little tired,
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a little hung over.
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Let's get right into this.
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Since the lifting of the
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worldwide ban on Dethklok
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tribute bands, there has been
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an explosion all around
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the globe.
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As per the terms of the vote,
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Dethklok retains the right
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of approval or disapproval of
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each band.
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Let's begin.
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First, from Boulder, Colorado,
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Smoothklok, who perform
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smooth jazz versions of
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Dethklok songs.
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SKWlSGAAR:
Yeah that's ams
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pretty crappsy.
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TOKl:
Gots to admits
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it's brutal though.
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NATHAN:
Brutal as in, like,
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what if I had to listen
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to this shit.
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CFO:
This is Ladyklok, an
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all-female tribute to Dethklok.
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ALL:
Nooo.
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MURDERFACE:
Women are
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physically incapable of
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achieving brutality.
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It's just a cruel fact
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of nature.
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That Lady Pickles is pretty
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cute though.
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That's kind of creepy.
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No it isn't.
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She does have pretty eyes.
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From Korea, Dethkrok.
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No.
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The Barbarklok Quintet.
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No.
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Christklok.
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Uhh.
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Thunderhorse.
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Noo.
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Yes.
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Sorry Toki? Did I hear a yes?
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I likes 'em. Next band.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you kiddings Toki?
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Look at them guys.
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I thinks they're pretty cool.
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Wait a minute!
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No that's pretty cool.
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Let's move on.
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Wait! Stop the video!!
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Zoom in.
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Closer.
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To the right.
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Right there.
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That's Toki.
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MURDERFACE:
It is!
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Holy shit.
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You're in a tribute band
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paying tribute to yourself?
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That's like jacking off to
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a picture of yourself online.
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Which I've done.
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Of course I'm not's paying
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tribute to myself.
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In Thunderhorse, I'm Skwisgaar.
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Dats why my pants and shirts
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keep disappearing!
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Dats fuckin' weird dudes.
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Well, we're really good.
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We plays every Thursday night.
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Wait a minute!
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Thursday night?
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That's impossible!
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You have astronaut class
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on Thursday night.
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Astronaut class is a lie?!!
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I've been telling everybody
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that you're going to be
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an astronaut.
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Now you're making me look
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Iike an asshole!
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Now waits, waits!
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Give us a chance.
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Come sees us play!
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Uhhh, I don't know.
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Wait a minute.
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Tribute band, crappy club,
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real people...
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Maybe we should go.
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Wow.
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What a shit hole.
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Look at that stage.
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It's fuckin' tiny!
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PlCKLES:
Oh, wait no dude,
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it's just an optical illusion.
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It just looks small because
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it's real far away.
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Check it out -- I'll walk
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all the way over to it.
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Holy shit, it's tiny!
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Hey uh, I'm Jimmy Palamino,
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uh Palamino Tribute band
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Emporium.
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Your home to the best,
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to the next best thing
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to the best.
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It's my pleasure to welcome to
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the stage Norman Blowup,
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Pockles the Drummer,
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Tooki Wolfpaint,
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Billy Butterface
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and Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
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Didn'ts even change my name?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Thunderhorse!
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Hey guys, are you ready
335
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to get brutal?
336
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? ?
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Toki!
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You gotta let us into your band.
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I agrees.
340
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I think this is just what
341
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we needs.
342
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But we already gots a you.
343
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Me.
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Well fines then.
345
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I'll be you.
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A much betters you.
347
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It'll be perfect!
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We'll be regular jackoffs!
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No one will even know it's us
350
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if we're in our own tribute
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group!
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You all want to join
353
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Thunderhorse?
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Yes. We do.
355
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We're going to take a break
356
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from the fuckin' disgusting
357
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asshole rich life.
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And what better way to do that
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than by joining a tribute band
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to the greatest band
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in the world.
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Dethklok!
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But Nathan's we can't kicks
364
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everyones out of de bands!
365
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It's their tribute band!
366
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fuck that, watch this.
367
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Hey you guys, fuckin' scram.
368
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Bye bye.
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Fired.
370
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You don't have to go home
371
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but you can't stay here.
372
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Bye bye.
373
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Uhhhh,
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they're not getting it.
375
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Look guys, we're only
376
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thinking about what's best
377
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for Thunderhorse here.
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Alright how 'bout this.
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You guys got about five seconds
380
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to get out of here then
381
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the beatings begin.
382
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5...
383
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get out, scram....
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4,3.....
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even me?
386
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No, no no. You're special.
387
00:09:01,048 --> 00:09:02,709
We need you. Just kidding.
388
00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,376
Yes, you too, pug nose.
389
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Scramarooney.
390
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On through that door.
391
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Go on.
392
00:09:07,456 --> 00:09:08,855
Get out of here!
393
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,153
Gentlemen, we are faced with
394
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a volatile situation.
395
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Dethklok has deliberately
396
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stepped down from celebrity
397
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status in an attempt
398
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to meld into normal society.
399
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If this type of behavior
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spread to the greater
401
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celebrity world, the effects
402
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could be devastating.
403
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We have a celebrity
404
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specialist to tell us more.
405
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Gentlemen, once a mortal
406
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becomes a celebrity,
407
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their credibility is constantly
408
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challenged by regular jackoffs.
409
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This of course
410
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sends them in search of their
411
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innocence and former naivete.
412
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When these celebrities
413
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realize they can no longer be
414
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who they were they become
415
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despondent self-hating zombies
416
00:09:44,872 --> 00:09:46,305
and flee from the public.
417
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If Dethklok withdrawals the
418
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consequences will be abominable.
419
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The economy would begin
420
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to fall upon itself and world
421
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relations would crumble.
422
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We all die.
423
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Good god.
424
00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:56,851
Our worst nightmare.
425
00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:57,854
Exactly.
426
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What can we do?
427
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Right now, nothing.
428
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,553
We can only pray that
429
00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:02,993
by some miracle,
430
00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:05,293
Dethklok comes to their senses.
431
00:10:09,572 --> 00:10:10,504
Thank you!
432
00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:11,506
We are Thunderhorse, a tribute
433
00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:12,506
to the greatest band in the
434
00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:13,565
world -- Dethklok.
435
00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:15,976
Good night!
436
00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:16,979
Man can you believe this?
437
00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:17,980
I mean, this is what we were
438
00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:19,347
talking about not too long ago.
439
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,942
This fuckin' lifestyle,
440
00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,282
five sweaty dudes
441
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,983
in a shitty little room.
442
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,046
No bull shit,
443
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,320
fancy caterings
444
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,691
and top-shelf booze...
445
00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,024
yeah, and no wide screen tvs
446
00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:30,155
to throw our empty
447
00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:31,791
champagne bottles through.
448
00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:32,927
Hey, nice job, guys.
449
00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:33,934
You almost sound like
450
00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:34,936
the real thing.
451
00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:35,937
Anyway, here's a few
452
00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:36,939
beer tickets. On the house.
453
00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:37,940
Beer tickets?
454
00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:38,941
I think he said,
455
00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:39,943
"beer tickets."
456
00:10:40,012 --> 00:10:40,944
beer tickets?
457
00:10:41,013 --> 00:10:41,945
I don't know what that is.
458
00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:42,946
Well these are good for any
459
00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:43,948
of the cheap domestics.
460
00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:44,949
Yeah, let's try your little
461
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,542
theory out, shit head.
462
00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,883
You do it, I'm not doing it.
463
00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:48,923
I'll do it, I don't care.
464
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:49,922
Yeah do it Pickles,
465
00:10:49,991 --> 00:10:51,823
see what happens!
466
00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:53,055
Stand and wait for him.
467
00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,687
Go. Go go, go go go.
468
00:10:54,764 --> 00:10:56,027
Uhh, I have a beer ticket
469
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,466
for one beer please.
470
00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:58,627
What is he doing?
471
00:10:58,702 --> 00:10:59,635
What happened?
472
00:10:59,704 --> 00:11:01,434
Guys! It's a beer!
473
00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:02,473
You mean that that things
474
00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:04,305
he gaves you ams likes little
475
00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:06,505
monies what ams only for beers?
476
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:07,911
How come Dethklok never got
477
00:11:07,981 --> 00:11:08,914
beer tickets before?
478
00:11:08,983 --> 00:11:09,916
Yeah what the hell?
479
00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:10,916
Okay, this is bullshit
480
00:11:10,985 --> 00:11:11,918
all right?
481
00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:12,919
All we ever get is
482
00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:13,921
all the booze we can drink.
483
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,685
We never get beer tickets.
484
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,159
Hey uh, excuse me?
485
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:18,354
Are you Norman Blowup?
486
00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,796
Uh, yeah. That's who I am.
487
00:11:20,866 --> 00:11:21,798
I'm heading up the Pontiac
488
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:22,800
Michigan Metal Health
489
00:11:22,869 --> 00:11:24,393
Alliance Benefit and would love
490
00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:25,801
for you guys to play it.
491
00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:26,897
Uh lady.
492
00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:27,906
I don't think so.
493
00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:29,101
We don't do that kind of thing.
494
00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:30,166
Wait, guys.
495
00:11:30,245 --> 00:11:31,269
Dethklok would never do
496
00:11:31,346 --> 00:11:32,574
something like this, but
497
00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:33,580
Thunderhorse would.
498
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:34,581
We'll do it.
499
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,582
Thunderhorse is going
500
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,584
to be there.
501
00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:37,585
Yeah you can count on them.
502
00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:38,587
I know of a party at this
503
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,644
dude's house, and I think
504
00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:40,656
his parents are out of town.
505
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:41,657
Will there be people there
506
00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:42,659
we can get in touch with our
507
00:11:42,728 --> 00:11:44,218
roots with, like ugly chicks?
508
00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:45,228
Probably.
509
00:11:45,297 --> 00:11:47,163
We're going.
510
00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:48,166
This is it, guys.
511
00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:49,168
Hanging out with regular
512
00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:50,397
jackoffs.
513
00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:51,404
I feel like we're finally
514
00:11:51,473 --> 00:11:52,404
getting in touch with
515
00:11:52,473 --> 00:11:53,463
our fuckin' roots --
516
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,272
and fuck guys, that's
517
00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,437
pretty fuckin' awesome.
518
00:11:56,512 --> 00:11:59,038
[ loud rumble ]
519
00:11:59,116 --> 00:12:00,310
I think that's my stomach.
520
00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:01,443
[ rumble ]
521
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,986
I think that's me maybe.
522
00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:05,080
[ rumbling continues ]
523
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,089
Wait.
524
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,319
When was the last time we ate?
525
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,326
I don't know.
526
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,327
We usually get fed by our
527
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,329
servants.
528
00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:11,330
But, they aren't here.
529
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:12,332
Right they ring that bell
530
00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:13,367
and then we know
531
00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:14,732
we're supposed to eat.
532
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:15,896
I don't remembers no ones
533
00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:16,938
ringing no bells,
534
00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,338
so that's means it's been days
535
00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:19,467
since we ates.
536
00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:20,908
Guys, I think we're starving.
537
00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,070
I remember this.
538
00:12:22,146 --> 00:12:23,739
Does we gots any monies?
539
00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:24,748
Nope.
540
00:12:24,817 --> 00:12:25,805
We got those beer tickets.
541
00:12:25,884 --> 00:12:26,817
That's all.
542
00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:27,818
Well how the fuck are we
543
00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,150
gonna eat then?!
544
00:12:29,223 --> 00:12:30,155
I got it.
545
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,156
We're hungry.
546
00:12:31,225 --> 00:12:32,488
I'm going to get us a gig.
547
00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:35,829
So you know, this gig
548
00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:37,889
here doesn't pay but, you know,
549
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,060
when you're done you can have
550
00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,071
all the spaghetti you want.
551
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,070
Dats fine.
552
00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:43,072
Probably what we'd use our
553
00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:44,541
money on anyway: spaghetti.
554
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:45,542
Yeah spaghetti.
555
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:46,600
Cut out the middleman.
556
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,942
So uhhh, I'm not seeing any
557
00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:49,573
Ioad-in team.
558
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:50,946
Can you page them or whatever
559
00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:51,985
and tell them to load us in?
560
00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:52,986
I'm started to get worried
561
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,022
about time here.
562
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,249
Oh, no no no no.
563
00:12:55,324 --> 00:12:56,622
There's no load-in team.
564
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,682
You guys are gonna have
565
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,855
to set up your own gear.
566
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:09,474
Alright.
567
00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:10,669
We're done loading in gear.
568
00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:11,711
Murderface, you haven't even
569
00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:13,212
Ioaded your gear in yet.
570
00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:14,306
I'm not loading it.
571
00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:15,815
I don't do that.
572
00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:16,908
Dude, everyone loads in their
573
00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:17,918
own stuff.
574
00:13:17,987 --> 00:13:18,919
It's the rules!
575
00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,250
Oh like it matters.
576
00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:21,882
I'll just fuckin' pretend play.
577
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,824
It won't be the first time.
578
00:13:23,894 --> 00:13:24,919
What?
579
00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:26,020
Nothin!
580
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,031
It won't be the first time
581
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,567
you pretend played?
582
00:13:28,634 --> 00:13:29,566
Well that's good.
583
00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:30,796
That's good to know.
584
00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:37,334
? ?
585
00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:43,251
? [ indistinct ] ?
586
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:55,270
? [ music continues ] ?
587
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:17,398
? ?
588
00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:24,773
[ people groaning ]
589
00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:26,309
Great.
590
00:14:26,377 --> 00:14:28,403
The spaghetti is ruined.
591
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,674
We'll at least we got the gig
592
00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,376
tonight at Palaminos.
593
00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:32,383
We'll just make sure to not
594
00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:34,079
get paid in beer ticket money,
595
00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:36,055
but actual money.
596
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,321
Thank you! Good night!
597
00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:42,523
Whoa, that's the smallest
598
00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:44,226
audience we've ever played.
599
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,564
You guys must've forgotten
600
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,126
to flyer.
601
00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:48,137
Flyering?
602
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,538
Am I from outer space?
603
00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:51,200
What's flyering?
604
00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:52,209
We have to print out some
605
00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:53,210
advertisements,
606
00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:55,406
write the information on there,
607
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,280
pass them out to people.
608
00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:59,377
Boom! Everyone's here.
609
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:01,685
We'll be turning people away.
610
00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:03,281
[ rumbling ]
611
00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:04,952
Looks like Dethklok's
612
00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,086
stirring up things again!
613
00:15:06,163 --> 00:15:07,391
The Pentuplemint Gum Company was
614
00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:08,898
attacked earlier today by angry
615
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,367
Dethklok fans for
616
00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:11,562
"exploiting" the band.
617
00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:12,865
The destruction cost the company
618
00:15:12,938 --> 00:15:14,600
nearly 1 2 million in repairs
619
00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:16,335
but who's really at fault here?
620
00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:17,377
And where's Dethklok to
621
00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:18,640
answer these questions?
622
00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:19,737
Looks like it's a good time
623
00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,248
to not be in Dethklok.
624
00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:22,249
In related news,
625
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:23,250
the struggling Dethklok
626
00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:24,411
tribute band, Thunderhorse, has
627
00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:25,613
been signed to headline
628
00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:26,621
the Metal Health Alliance
629
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:27,622
benefit.
630
00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:29,489
Big deal! Who cares!
631
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,462
Sloppy seconds anyone?
632
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,827
Hmm.
633
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:33,831
Guys we don't have a lot of
634
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,833
money,
635
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:35,833
so we're not going to get that
636
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:36,835
many flyers.
637
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:37,836
So we gotta place them very
638
00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,498
strategically, all right?
639
00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:40,541
We got to place them really,
640
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,201
really strategically.
641
00:15:42,278 --> 00:15:43,210
Next.
642
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:44,371
Oh look at you guys.
643
00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:45,607
You're a band.
644
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:48,378
That's real exciting.
645
00:15:48,451 --> 00:15:49,419
Making flyers so
646
00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:51,388
you can get big and famous?
647
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,889
Ugh, yeah.
648
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,324
We'd like to make flyers.
649
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:55,326
What's your band called?
650
00:15:55,395 --> 00:15:56,454
Hey we're called uh, Thun-
651
00:15:56,529 --> 00:15:57,895
never heard of you.
652
00:15:57,965 --> 00:15:58,954
Surprise!
653
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:00,194
Dats why we ams gettings
654
00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,997
flyers, so peoples knows whats
655
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,002
who we are.
656
00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:04,198
And then you'll be a big rock
657
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:05,865
and roll star!!!
658
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:07,774
Wowie!
659
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,835
Another band.
660
00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:11,347
If I wasn't so lethargic from
661
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,179
from hunger l'd, uh,
662
00:16:13,251 --> 00:16:15,083
kick your ass and...
663
00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:16,554
make copies of it here.
664
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:17,851
Copy.
665
00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:20,894
That's my stomach,
666
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,190
making that sound.
667
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,196
Uhhhh.
668
00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:24,197
Why are we here?
669
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,199
Why do we have
670
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,200
this stack of paper?
671
00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:27,896
Passing out flyers.
672
00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:29,303
Right. Fuck.
673
00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:30,772
Why am I so fuckin' tired?
674
00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:31,809
I mean I know I'm hungry,
675
00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,002
but why am I so hungry?
676
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,010
I know why.
677
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,877
We haven't eaten.
678
00:16:35,948 --> 00:16:37,541
We haven't had a good night
679
00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:38,549
of sleep.
680
00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:40,052
Well our sleeping situation
681
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,053
could be better.
682
00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:44,217
[ Skwisgaar moans ]
683
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:48,321
Moves your arm.
684
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:51,800
Does you likes that?
685
00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:54,566
Does you likes that?
686
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,303
Lets me knows if I tickles you.
687
00:16:57,377 --> 00:16:59,743
[ rumbling ]
688
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,714
Sorry that's my stomach.
689
00:17:01,783 --> 00:17:02,874
So yeah.
690
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,350
We have a hundred flyers here,
691
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,444
that's it.
692
00:17:05,521 --> 00:17:06,783
We need them to go out to
693
00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:08,984
people who will come to a show.
694
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,287
Do not fuck this up,
695
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,352
Murderface.
696
00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:33,755
And with the real Dethklok on
697
00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,487
indefinite hiatus, tonight's
698
00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:36,584
benefit is being touted
699
00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:38,493
as the local event of the year.
700
00:17:38,564 --> 00:17:39,657
And it features the band that
701
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,462
sounds almost just like Dethklok
702
00:17:41,535 --> 00:17:42,935
more or less.
703
00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:44,801
[ Nathan grunting ]
704
00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:45,804
CFO:
So, uh, this is what
705
00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:48,139
you guys have been up to, huh?
706
00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:49,472
No answer?
707
00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:50,478
Getting back to your roots
708
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,480
been good?
709
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:52,481
Nathan?
710
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,608
Yes.
711
00:17:53,684 --> 00:17:54,651
It's been really good.
712
00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:55,687
You guys doing okay with
713
00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:57,187
no money or accommodations?
714
00:17:57,255 --> 00:17:58,780
We've been fine!
715
00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:00,291
God!
716
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,291
Well uh,
717
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,293
you don't sound fine.
718
00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:03,761
You sound agitated.
719
00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:05,230
Hungry.
720
00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:06,232
Miserable.
721
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,233
Anyway the reason I'm here is
722
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:08,235
that I caught wind
723
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,236
that "Thunderhorse" is doing
724
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,237
a health benefit.
725
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,501
You realize tonight is your uh,
726
00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:12,770
Chefs from around the World
727
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,105
Taste Test party?
728
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,110
But we have an obligation and
729
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,408
Thunderhorse doesn't back down
730
00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:18,245
on obligations -- not like
731
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:20,047
some other bands.
732
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,951
Well uhh, I brought you guys
733
00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,249
some Kobe beef fois gras
734
00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:24,552
burgers.
735
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,558
No!!!!
736
00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:26,558
We don't eat that fancy
737
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:27,822
expensive stuff anymore!!!
738
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:28,829
We're getting in touch
739
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:29,955
with our roots!!!!
740
00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:31,624
Uhh, alright then.
741
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:32,634
Well, you guys know
742
00:18:32,703 --> 00:18:34,102
how to get in touch with me.
743
00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:35,570
Goodbye.
744
00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:38,404
[ rumbling ]
745
00:18:38,476 --> 00:18:39,910
Thunderhorse!
746
00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:41,447
Thunderhorse!
747
00:18:41,515 --> 00:18:43,039
Thunderhorse!
748
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:44,606
Thunderhorse!
749
00:18:44,684 --> 00:18:45,947
Thunderhorse!
750
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,578
Thunderhorse!
751
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:52,060
[ chanting continues ]
752
00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:54,222
Well uh, guys,
753
00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:55,856
tonight's the big night --
754
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,868
metal health
755
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:01,202
alliance benefit
756
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,242
that we said we'd do.
757
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,470
You all feeling good?
758
00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:05,477
[ clears throat ]
759
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:06,479
Ugh.
760
00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:07,479
[ sniffs ]
761
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:08,481
Hey, you are Norman Blowup
762
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,609
from Thunderhorse right?
763
00:19:09,685 --> 00:19:10,811
Yeah, yeah I am.
764
00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:11,818
I just want to say I think
765
00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:12,819
you are a fuckin' sell-out
766
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:13,821
for doing this health
767
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:14,822
benefit concert.
768
00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:15,915
Dethklok would never do
769
00:19:15,992 --> 00:19:17,426
something like this and you're
770
00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:18,588
ruining their good name.
771
00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:19,925
Fuck you!
772
00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:20,930
You should know
773
00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:22,331
better than that!
774
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,063
[ rumbling ]
775
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,072
You know, uh, guys,
776
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,836
it's hard to say this but,
777
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,376
I've have my fuckin' fill
778
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,572
of getting back to our roots.
779
00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:32,807
And, that's because it
780
00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:33,906
fuckin' sucks.
781
00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,349
I am so glad you said that.
782
00:19:35,419 --> 00:19:36,977
I mean the reason we are
783
00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,181
in Dethklok is because we all
784
00:19:38,256 --> 00:19:39,815
paid our dues already.
785
00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,256
I didn't.
786
00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:42,259
I says we gets the fuck
787
00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:43,260
out of here.
788
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,262
But dude we still have to do
789
00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:45,263
that benefit.
790
00:19:45,332 --> 00:19:46,264
We promised those guys
791
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,266
we'd do it!
792
00:19:47,335 --> 00:19:48,632
Thunderhorse promised.
793
00:19:48,703 --> 00:19:50,102
Not Dethklok.
794
00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:51,104
Dethklok's getting the fuck
795
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,232
out of here and getting
796
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:53,865
some fuckin' food.
797
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,912
Waits stops!
798
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:56,912
We needs to tell thems that
799
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,175
we are going.
800
00:19:58,249 --> 00:19:59,376
It's a health benefits!
801
00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:01,442
We needs to do the right things!
802
00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:02,543
Its a mob of angry people,
803
00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:03,554
Toki.
804
00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:04,555
Who do you wanna throw out
805
00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,685
there to the fuckin' sharks?
806
00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,252
Hello one and all.
807
00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,763
I have a small announcement.
808
00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:11,959
We want Thunderhorse!!
809
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:13,228
It would seem that
810
00:20:13,302 --> 00:20:14,633
Thunderhorse will not be
811
00:20:14,703 --> 00:20:16,569
performing this evening
812
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,608
as scheduled.
813
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,267
What? What the fuck?!
814
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,275
Hear me out.
815
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,369
I think if we can all just
816
00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:22,743
remain calm.
817
00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:23,906
Take this beer bottle on
818
00:20:23,982 --> 00:20:26,178
your face.
819
00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:27,184
Look, you fuckin' pricks!!
820
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,186
I don't have to take this kind
821
00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:29,222
of bullshit from you
822
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,587
fuckin' dildos!!
823
00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:31,853
I'm fuckin' William
824
00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,053
fuckin' Murderface!
825
00:20:33,129 --> 00:20:34,061
And you can suck
826
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,189
my millionaire cock!
827
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:38,131
[ angry shouting ]
828
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:41,904
We're ready now.
829
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:42,905
Pick us up in our big
830
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,567
fancy fuckin' helicopter.
831
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,872
Thank you.
832
00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:50,472
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