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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen, here to play the National Anthem,
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friend of NASCAR,
William Murderface!
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lt is an honor to be here!
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You are all my children.
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Get ready for our nation's
National Anthem...
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[ zipper opens ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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...played with my [bleep].
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" [ ''The Star-Spangled Banner''
plays ] "
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PlCKLES:
Aw, that's just gross.
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Nobody needs to see that.
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And how many more times do
l have to hear
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The national anthem, you know?
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Oh, come on.
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We told Murderface we'd watch.
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''l'll drive in
circles for a while.
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That's fun.
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That'll do 'er.''
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NATHAN:
Oh, my god!
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That's Skwisgaar and Toki!
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PlCKLES:
Oh, look! They're totally drunk!
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Oh, that's awesome!
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ANNOUNCER:
Authorities are confused as to why the chase began.
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[ metal crunching ]
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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ANNOUNCER:
Well, it seems that Toki Wartooth and Skwisgaar Skwigelf
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have gotten themselves into some
legal hot water.
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Local law enforcement
had this to say.
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You know, we were prepared to
hunt down and shoot
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and kill these people, but then
we found out it was Dethklok,
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so, uh...
you know, that changes things.
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ANNOUNCER:
Wow, the courts have agreed to find them not guilty
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as long as Toki and Skwisgaar
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go to driving school
and get their licenses.
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And they've got to do some
community service.
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l wonder what that's gonna be.
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ln other news, Murderface's
national anthem bass solo
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for NASCAR was preempted.
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Tough luck, Murderface.
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MURDERFACE:
Why do l get preempted?!
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You know why?
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'Cause l'm just a stupid
bass player.
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Why don't l just play behind the
bass amps?
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Maybe that would be good.
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Then album sales would go up.
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Who am l fooling?
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l don't deserve the spotlight.
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l thought l could maybe,
just once -- just once --
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be in the spotlight.
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That's all l want.
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Just once.
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CHARLES:
Uh, everything okay in here?
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Yeah, but we's
gots to plans this wholes
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charity's events things now and
do's a lives televised concerts?
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Yeah, community service sucks!
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And thens we gots to go to
driving schools on top of this!
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lt's toos much works!
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All right, all right, all right,
maybe l can help out.
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Murderface has been in his room
for the last three days
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sulking about the preemption of
his NASCAR bass solo.
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Maybe you can let him produce
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your public-service charity
event.
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Give him a little spotlight, and
maybe everyone will be happy.
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And thens we
don'ts gots to do it?
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Fines!
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Uh, Nathan, Pickles,
want to weigh in on this stuff?
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Lot of stuff going on over here.
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Just kind of not paying
attention over there?
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Nope.
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Nope.
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Okay, give me a call when you
need me to pick you up.
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- You guys got your phones?
- Yeah.
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Great, eat all your lunch
and don't talk to anybody.
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There's weirdos out there, okay?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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All right, bye!
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Study hard!
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Hey, Toki, l bet yous
a millions billions dollars
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that l wills be a betters
drivers than you.
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Oh, l bet you krillions
billions that l's gonna
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be's the best ands the fastest.
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No ways!
Yous are on!
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Let's go!
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All right!
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[ tires screeching, horn honks ]
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Oh, looks outs.
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[ laughs ]
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Oh. That's funny.
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MURDERFACE:
Oh, see, it's like a NASCAR-type theatrical
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hybrid event with cars!
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So it's a car race.
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Yeah, it'll be awesome!
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l'm confused.
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You want to do a car race?
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Yes!
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But, no.
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Not just a car race --
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a car event.
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lt's like Medieval Times.
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Okay, so there's
like jousting and horses --
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No! No!
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Well, maybe! Maybe!
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Guys, help me out.
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l'll help you out.
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l'll, uh, help you out, uh...
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duh...
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Murderface is, uh...
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trying to tell you something
about, uh...something.
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Thank you, Pickles.
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What does this have
to do with Dethklok?
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We are Dethklok!
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l'm in Dethklok!
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l'm Nathan Explosion
from Dethklok.
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l'm Pickles the
drummer from Dethklok!
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lt's me telling it to you.
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Right,
l know that.
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What does this have to do with
the music, though?
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Who cares about
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what it has to do with the band
and the music?!
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Your audience cares.
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[bleep] the audience!
[bleep] them!
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Are you guys on
board with this idea, really?
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Eh, l could take it
or leave it.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Good day, then.
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Fine.
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Mother [bleep]ing fine!
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lt's my time to shine,
and you're jealous!
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Nothing can keep me back from
producing the best NASCAR
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theatrical hybrid event
the world's ever seen!
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Oh [bleep].
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Gentlemen,
it appears as if Dethklok
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is sponsoring their own NASCAR-type
theatrical hybrid event.
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lf you'd please turn your
attention to our Murderface
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expert, Dr. Gibbetz.
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Gentlemen, the ego of the
bass player is fragile.
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His emotional insecurity is
triggered by the perception that
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he is unloved,
inadequate, and worthless.
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Just look at William Murderface.
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Frightened, scared,
hate-filled --
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the perfect specimen of
devolution --
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Cro-magnon brow, distended jaw,
clammy hands, buckled stomach,
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back pimplage, hitchhiker
thumbs, hammer assed,
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fallen arches, chicken-plucked
legs, sandpapery,
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eczema-styled skin,
dry, unkempt triangle hair.
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This creature...
devolved...
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...whirling in that mess...
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...self-hatred bubbling
inside...
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this pathetic insecurity will
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cause him to want to be in
control.
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Of course, this will be
overridden by his dominant
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laziness, lack of concentration,
and possible bipolar disorder,
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which should make for a most
disastrous NASCAR-type
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theatrical hybrid event.
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TOKl:
l don'ts knows about this place.
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lt gives me the creeps.
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- Yeah.
- l'm scared.
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Somethings about this just
ain'ts right.
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[ speaking Japanese ]
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l'm going to show you a film.
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This film is called the...
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''Crash Site at The Corner of
Blood Street and Guts Circle.''
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lt is very, very brutal.
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Driving a car can be fun.
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But sometimes it's dangerous.
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Drinking and driving is a fun
way to pass the time,
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but maybe sometimes it isn't
such a good idea.
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lf the good lord wanted us to
drink and drive,
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we would have been born with
smashed faces.
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Fireman Joe's gonna have to
squirt your guts
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to the side of the road.
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That's okay.
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Blood makes the grass grow.
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Say, you wouldn't happen to have
an extra-big spatula, would you?
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Billy's got some eggs --
eggs that are his intestines.
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Where's Glenda?
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Late again?
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She better drive extra fast.
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Oh, no.
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Her tits are on Oatmeal Street
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and her brains are on
Willow Drive.
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That's two blocks away.
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Long way for tits to be away
from brains.
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He's still clutching the
steering wheel --
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with his face.
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Eyeballs, anyone?
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Wonder what he was thinking?
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Well, look at his brains.
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Maybe that'll tell you.
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Okay, let's drive and have
some fun.
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[ slice! ]
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Murderface.
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Oh, hi!
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What are you doing in here?
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Just getting my
work done.
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Getting your work done.
What work are you doing right now?
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Uh, yeah, for the show,
everything.
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Alright, well, the impression
l'm getting from you is that
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you don't know
what you're doing.
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Oh, no. Not true.
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You're very late approving
all the production design.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, you have to do that.
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- Yeah.
- And you've looked at the schedule?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, and what --
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- Fine.
- You approved the schedule--
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Approved.
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You have a press
conference in five minutes.
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Okay, this is the Associated
Press, all right?
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You know who that is?
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Yeah.
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So, there's a lot of
people here, all right?
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They're confused by your idea,
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so you have to set them
straight, okay?
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Yeah. Straight.
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And you'll remember
to do the insurance?
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- Got it.
- Should do that now.
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Yeah, l'll do it now.
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We'll do it right
after the press conference.
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- Right after the press conference.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- l did my job.
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Okay.
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lNSTRUCTOR:
Please pull forward now.
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No, l lets that guy go first.
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But now it's your turn.
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After this guy.
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You have right of way.
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After that guy.
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You go's ahead!
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Let's go, douche bag!
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Leaves hims alone!
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[ crying ]
l can'ts do it.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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Oh, l-l can't go out there!
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l've never been in charge
before!
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Look, l'm nervous.
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Oh, l'm so nervous!
Oh, god.
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Relax. l see.
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You know what?
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Hey, take one of these.
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lt's a special pill --
slows down your heart.
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My heart's too fast, huh?
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NATHAN:
You shouldn't have done that.
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He's gonna get all weird
and slurry and slow.
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No, no, no he's not.
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lt's got a little bit of speed
with angel dust
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to counteract the low with a
hint of coke and
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a splash of [bleep] and giggles,
you know, whatever.
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You feel better?
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Yow, yow.
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[ mumbling ]
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MAN:
Wait, l don't understand.
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This is supposed to be,
what --
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a NASCAR-type theatrical hybrid
event?
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[ mumbling ]
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00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,936
You think you maybe
gave him too much pills?
259
00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,741
Yeah, no, it's what
l take if l have to do a thing.
260
00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:37,044
Huh, guess he just
can't handle the pressure.
261
00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,105
Kind of feel bad for him.
262
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,846
He's kind of bit off more than
he can chew, but, uh...
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00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,717
let's see if we can go make him
[bleep] his pants.
264
00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:43,812
Yeah, okay.
265
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,859
MAN:
And Dethklok -- what's their involvement?
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00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:50,521
[ stammering ]
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00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:51,790
[ camera shutter clicks ]
268
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,927
You both failed your driving
tests.
269
00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,730
But that's uns-possibles.
270
00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:57,632
No, it isn't.
271
00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,829
You didn't drive anywhere.
272
00:08:58,905 --> 00:08:59,872
lt's scary!
273
00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,099
l know. You keep telling me.
274
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,333
Whys did l's fail?
275
00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,069
You wouldn't even sit in
the front seat.
276
00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,667
lt's so scaries up
theres!
277
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,212
How you gonna drive back
seat?!
278
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,212
- Racist!
- Yeah racist!
279
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,010
Well, [bleep] you, too.
l'm leaving.
280
00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,573
Great, we supposed
to drives the double-necks
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00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,916
guit-cars at Murderface's shows
tomorrows nights,
282
00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:17,251
but we's too damned scareds.
283
00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,950
Scareds likes little chicken.
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00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,755
ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the first ever hybrid theatrical tournament,
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produced under the supervision
and guidance of
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William Murderface!
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00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,334
" Die, tonight "
288
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,495
" You'll never see the light "
289
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,004
" You're in a steel
sarcophagus "
290
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,664
" You're trapped in traffic,
losing life "
291
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,037
" You can't move "
292
00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,541
" The horns ring louder
in your ear "
293
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,043
" You'll die here waiting,
that's your fate "
294
00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:40,874
" You're murdered
by the interstate "
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00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:45,316
MAN:
1 Krillion hex-cades ago, in an ancient,
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00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:50,651
faraway netherverse dwelled an
ancient alien civilization
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00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:55,854
devoted to making
steel beasts with wheels of fire
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00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,795
and engines like pulsing
devil hearts!
299
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,890
What were these hell
contraptions?
300
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,732
They were gods!
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00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:08,069
Tomnathan Falconcrammer from
the Black team.
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00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,439
Uno von Galaxor from
the Purple team!
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00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,308
Hans Engineheart from
the Yellow team!
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00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:18,976
And Maxazillion Wheelblazer from
the Green team!
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00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:22,316
Gentlemen, start your engines!
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00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,878
[ tires screeching ]
307
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,169
[ tires screeching ]
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00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,846
[ cheering ]
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00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:55,251
BOTH:
Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a!
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00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,166
[ stammering ]
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00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,437
This event's a total
catastrophe.
312
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,502
We should get him
to [bleep] his pants.
313
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:21,841
[bleep] your pants!
314
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,176
[ muttering ]
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00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,546
[bleep] my pants!
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00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:26,948
Chirp.
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00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:31,548
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