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Well, class, your votes are in,
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and here's your new
second-grade class President,
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Nathan Explosion.
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[ applause ]
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Nathan?
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Nathan, aren't you going to say
anything?
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[ siren wailing ]
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Yee-ha! Whoo!
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l'm the lunatic of god's
creation!
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Aah!
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TEACHER:
Nathan.
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Nathan, aren't you going
to say anything?
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Aah!
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[ screaming ]
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[ coughs, whimpers ]
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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A political crisis looms in Florida
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as Governor
Kip Slaughter is on the ropes
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after making disparaging remarks
against Nathan Explosion.
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State holidays are not given
out for nothing.
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This Nathan Explosion
is a rock musician,
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not a politician or
war hero.
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Any proposal for any state
holiday concerning this man
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will be vetoed by me,
l assure you.
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l believe Nathan Explosion
is a disgrace
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to the great state of Florida.
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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentleman,
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this is -- this is the strangest
sight l've ever seen.
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The Governor is being hoisted
into the air upside down.
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Hey, Nate, they're
gonna kill that Governor
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on account of what
he said about you.
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Goods.
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ANNOUNCER:
His daughter has just spit on him.
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Man, l love chips.
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CHARLES:
The President would appreciate it if you could say
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something on national TV
to save the Governor
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from having his head chopped
off by your rabid fans.
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ANNOUNCER:
lt looks like two men with machetes are...
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lt would only take a second,
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and it would be a
great political move.
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l'm eating chips!
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lt will only take a second.
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[ groans ]
God. All right.
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What am l supposed to be saying?
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Hey, what am l supposed to be
saying?
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Hey. Hey.
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What am l --
[ grunts ]
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Oh, right, right, right --
the Governor.
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The Governor --
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he said that l shouldn't have a
holiday or something.
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[bleep] him, right?
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[bleep] that guy.
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ANNOUNCER:
Oh, my god.
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l don't believe it.
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l have never seen a sight
like this.
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[ gunshots, sirens wailing ]
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As the Governor --
tearing pieces off him.
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And there is the name ''dildo''
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written on the poor Governor's
forehead.
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A headless corpse.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Governor is dead.
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Riots and violence have
hampered the special election
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due to the murder of
Governor Kip Slaughter.
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Gangs of rabid fans are
insisting
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on Nathan Explosion
for Governor.
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The, uh, Governor
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was murdered because of your
remarks.
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l didn't tell those
guys to kill him.
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Our fans, you know, they're --
they are crazy.
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And loyal.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you take
our side ever?
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Yeah, what about our
feelings?
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So you feel bad about the
Governor being ripped apart?
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No, we don't,
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but we feels bad about having to
plays in humidity,
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'cause you know it gets real
balmy down there.
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Yeah, it's hard to
plays when your hands sweat.
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[ chips crunching ]
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All right.
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Well, you guys know that Florida
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is in a violent state of anarchy.
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Any concerns?
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No?
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None?
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You, uh, still on that, uh,
potato-chip kick, huh?
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Still just eating them
potato chips.
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[ chips crunching ]
All right.
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Well, uh, for the record,
l tried.
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...landslide write-in
victory.
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Nathan Explosion
is the Governor of Florida.
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Nathan Explosion --
the next Governor of Florida!
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Nathan Explosion --
Governor of Florida!
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Gentlemen, it appears that
Nathan Explosion
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will be the Governor of Florida.
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This is an outrage.
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How can we stop this?
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Consider what the people
would do, General Crozier.
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l feel we
should go to purple alert.
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[ alarm blaring ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Can you imagine being
Governor of that?
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l'd have to live in Florida.
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l wouldn't tell that angry mob
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that you don't want to
be Governor.
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You know, uh, what they did to
the last Governor.
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[bleep], l'm [bleep]ed aren't l?
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Congratulations.
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You's gonna be the real cool
Governor.
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Oh, [bleep] that, Toki.
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Yeah, Toki.
Don't be stupid.
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Being Governor's totally lame.
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We don't fill out
paperwork and
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fill out Governor forms and wear
suits and ties like dildos.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Yeah, Toki.
You sees, you's a stupid.
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l'm nots takes all that!
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You could be a real cool
Governor
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what cares about
peoples and does things to make
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stuffs better instead of
complains about everything.
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Complaining's cool!
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Complaining's
totally awesome!
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You know, being Governor
has its advantages.
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You'd be quite powerful.
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Oh, really?
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And l could just put all my
friends in charge of everything
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and just rape and pillage
the economy
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and line my pockets with
money and go mad with power?
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You actually could
do that, you know --
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technically.
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l want to be in
charge of the National Guard.
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Alright, you got it.
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l wants to help people!
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You got it!
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l need a secretary!
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You got it!
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l want to be
ambassador to China.
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You got it.
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l wants no part of
this decomcrats governments!
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Dude, Skwisgaar,
do you know that Florida
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has the
highest population of old ladies
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and old-lady homes?
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You could be in charge of old --
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you know what.
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Then l wills be
in charge of that --
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thems old ladies!
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You got it!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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l swear to govern the [bleep]
out of this piece-of [bleep] state.
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Now let me hear your guns!
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[ gunshots ]
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Now l reallys gonna
makes everything right
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and do something good for
people.
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But first l gots to get this
office in order.
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Moves that over there.
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Not -- not there.
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No, moves it there.
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No -- there.
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PlCKLES:
As ambassador to China, welcome to my country.
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And this is how we do it.
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[ muffled speech ]
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Hellos, Ethel.
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Hellos, Rose.
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Can l buy us a cup of Metamucil?
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And l promise every Floridian
that you will all be rich,
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because we're gonna print
some more money!
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Why didn't anybody ever think of
this before?
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TOKl:
Not -- not there.
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No, moves it there.
No -- there.
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Not there -- there.
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No -- there.
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[ slurping ]
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Jumps out the window!
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Find me a paper clip!
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You do what l say,
or l haves you all killed!
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Now [bleep] your pants!
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Toki, your boner is showing.
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Dude, Chen Lu --
dude, don't worry.
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Don't worry. Don't worry.
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She just O.D.'d, okay?
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She just O.D.'d.
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She'll be fine.
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Just leave her here.
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Chen Lu!
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Help me out!
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god. She's dead.
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[ alarm blaring ]
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ANNOUNCER:
There's no cops!
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There's nothing to --
freaks are running around.
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They're shooting people!
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PlCKLES:
Nathan.
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Nathan, we, uh -- we, uh,
got ourselves into a little
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situation with a...lady.
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[ gunshots ]
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[ speaking Chinese ]
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lt's crazy out there.
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Everyone goes nuts.
lt's anarchy.
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There's no police.
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There are no police.
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Guys, guys, this,
uh -- this does not look good.
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This does not look good for, uh,
my, uh, administration.
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l, uh --
where'd l put those chips?
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[ chips crunching ]
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[ up-tempo introduction plays ]
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" l'm having my cabinet
schedule a debate "
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" The world will be our witness
judged in eyes of hate "
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" l challenge the gods
to stand their ground "
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" Taste my word sword
in your filthy mouth "
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[ music continues ]
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[ thunder crashes ]
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" lmpeach god "
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" Now "
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" lf we unite
we'll take them down "
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" We'll use our strength "
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" We'll use our skill "
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" We will revolt "
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" And we will kill "
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" lmpeach god "
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" We'll cause a storm "
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" We will unite
and crush the houses "
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MAN:
lt's a hurricane!
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NATHAN:
Give me the weather bur-- bureau -- bur-eau.
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But that's where we are, sir.
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Excellent.
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Outstanding. Good.
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l command you to destroy
the hurricane.
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Yeah, use your
weather-controlling machines.
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People can't destroy
hurricanes, sir.
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All right, uh...
knock it off course.
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Do that.
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l'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
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Damn it!
We've tried everything.
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Not everything.
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[ beeping ]
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Well, not everything, l mean --
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l mean, not literally
everything.
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Okay, well, l didn't
mean literally everything.
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Well, you said
literally everything.
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Have you used the
Emergency Broadcasting System?
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l hates that thing --
the ''be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ep.''
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Oh, yeah.
''be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ep.''
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No. No way.
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This has been a message from
Emergency Broadcast System.
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All emergency systems have
been looted and destroyed, sir.
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They stole the beep?
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How'd they steal the beep?
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People are so low.
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What the [bleep] do
you guys even do here?
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We name the hurricane, sir.
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You name the hurricane?
That's your job?
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What should we name this one?
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Name the hurricane.
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Um...uh...
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How about, uh, Scrambles?
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Scrambles the, uh,
The Death Dealer.
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[ up-tempo rock music plays ]
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[ wind gusting,
crowd screaming ]
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NATHAN:
The lips are chapped.
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l don't even care.
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l just love eating chips.
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Oh, uh, l am confident
that l have left Florida
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in a much better place than, uh,
where l found it.
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Oh [bleep] you know what?
[bleep] it.
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l'm gonna get out of here.
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My back's killing me.
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Whoo-ee!
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[ gunshots ]
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[ groans ]
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[ tires screech ]
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[ coughs ]
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[ sea gull squawks ]
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Best [bleep] Governor Florida
ever had.
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[ gunshot ]
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Chirp.
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