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>> HOO-WHEE! I AM SUCH ONE
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TIRED GUY.
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HOW COME SHOPPING IS SO STUPID?
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WHATS I HAVE NOW ALL THIS
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STUFF, WHAT I DO?
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>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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UH, JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY.
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THAT'S WHAT I DO.
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>> NOW I THROWS IT AWAY?
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>> YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DIE
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ANYWAY.
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>> GUESS IT'S FULL CIRCLE.
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>> GOOD-BYE.
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>> OK.
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>> BURN IT.
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>> DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED
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WEARING A WATCH.
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>> I SMASH THEM.
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>> OH. CAN I TRY TO DO THAT?
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>> YEAH, YOU CAN--I MEAN,
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THEY'RE MINE, BUT, YEAH.
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>> OH. THAT'S NICE.
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WHAT'S THAT, A HAMILTON?
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YEAH. IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, FUN.
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>> CHECK IT OUT, LOSERS.
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DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO MY
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CROTCH.
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SEE IT?
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>> JA. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
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>> FEEL IT.
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>> WHOA, HO HO!
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>> ENVY IT.
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>> THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE.
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>> BEST PURCHASE EVER.
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>> JA. THAT'S GOOD CODPIECE.
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>> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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IT'S JUST TOTALLY
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DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED WITH A
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TITANIUM BASE.
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>> OH. WHATS A COINCIDENCE.
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I GOTS A REAL COOL CODPIECE,
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TOO.
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[BUZZING]
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>> UH, THAT'S A DILDO, STRAP-ON
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DILDO.
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>> AW, SCREW YOU ALL OFF!
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MY CODPIECE IS THE COOLEST!
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>> JA. WELL...
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>> JEALOUS!
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>> ANYBODY ELSE GET SOMETHINGS
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COOL?
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>> YEAH. I WAS TRYING TO SHOP,
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BUT I'M JUST TOO DRUNK RIGHT
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NOW.
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I TRIED TO BUY THAT CINNAMON
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BUN FRANCHISE THING, BUT, UH--
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>> OH, YEAH. WHAT THE HELL?
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>> TOO DRU--TOO DRUNK.
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>> THERE YOU ARE.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN
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TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY.
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>> CINNAMON BUNS.
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>> YOU KNOW TODAY'S OUR BIG
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EMPLOYEE EVALUATION CONFERENCE
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CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.
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>> HA!
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THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.
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WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?
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>> WELL, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
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CARE BECAUSE IT HAS COME TO OUR
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ATTENTION THAT ONE OF OUR
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EMPLOYEES IS A MAJOR EMBEZZLER.
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>> AWESOME!
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RIGHT?
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>> EMBEZZLE?
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WHAT MEANS THAT?
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>> OH. WELL, IT'S A
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SUPERAWESOME WAY OF SAYING TAKE
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HAVING SOMETHING.
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>> HEY, GUYS. I HAVE THE GOOD
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USE OF THE WORDS UNSBOZZLE.
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MY LUNGS UNSBOZZLE THE AIR FROM
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THE EARTH AS I CAN BREATHE IT
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PERIOD.
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>> WELL, I DON'T SEE THE HUMOR
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IN ANY OF IT.
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>> OH, LIGHTEN UP, MR. DOOMS
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AND GLOOM.
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EMBEZZLE IS METAL.
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>> WELL, WHO'S THE GUY
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EMBEZZLING FROM, YOU KNOW,
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ANYWAY?
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>> WELL, HE'S EMBEZZLING FROM
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YOU.
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>> NOOOOOOO!
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> DETHKLOK IS NOW THE 12th
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LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.
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THEY'VE JUST PASSED BELGIUM,
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AND THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR
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ANNUAL EMPLOYEE CONFERENCE
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CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.
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>> THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO
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LET ME PUT SOMEONE UNDERCOVER.
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WITH ALL THE EMPLOYEES
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CONVERGING AT MORDHAUS, AN
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AGENT COULD SLIP RIGHT IN THERE
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AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY
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GOING ON.
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>> YOU HAVE ANYONE IN MIND?
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>> GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU NUMBER
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216.
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HE'S A MASTER AT INFILTRATION
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AND SABOTAGE, AND OF COURSE,
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HE'S A TRAINED KILLER.
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HE'S PERFECT.
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>> OF COURSE, HE'LL JUST BE
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GATHERING INFORMATION.
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>> UH, YES. OF COURSE.
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>> OK. SO, UH, NUMBER 421, YOU,
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UH, YOU ARE PART OF THE SECTOR
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18 RECORDING STUDIO MAINTENANCE
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CLEAN TEAM.
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OK. UH, QUI--A COUPLE QUESTIONS.
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"HOW DO YOU VALUE YOUR--WHAT
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YOU CONTRIBUTE OF TO, UH, THE
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WORK FORCE?"
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UH, SECOND PART: "WHICH DO YOU
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MOST CAN'T THE LEAST?"
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SKWISGAAR...
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>> OH.
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>> DID YOU WRITE THESE
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QUESTIONS?
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>> JA, I DID.
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>> OK. WELL, 421, DO YOU HAVE
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AN ANSWER?
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>> I'M A HIGHLY SKILLED
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MICROPHONE CLEANER, MY MASTERS,
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AND WHAT I MOST CAN'T THE LEAST
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WOULD BE DOING NOT A BAD JOB
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AND ALWAYS A GOOD.
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>> OK. GOOD ANSWER.
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>> WELL, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
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UH, GUYS?
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>> NO. I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION,
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AND ANSWER HONESTLY.
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ARE YOU THE GUY WHO'S
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EMBEZZLING FROM US?
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>> NO.
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>> OK.
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I BELIEVE YOU.
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>> WHEW!
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WELL, YOU ARE ALL SET, 421.
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THANKS FOR DOING A GREAT JOB.
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>> HOLD, UH, HOLD, UH, HOLD
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EVERYTHING.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY A LITTLE
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SOMETHING PERSONAL.
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HOW IS, UH, LITTLE AMANDA AND
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SCOTT, YOUR CHILDREN?
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THINGS ARE STILL ROUGH WITH THE
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DIVORCE, HUH?
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THAT'S TOUGH.
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ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO RACHEL?
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YEAH. WELL, HEY.
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HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!
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TWO WEEKS, HUH?
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HEY. GET OUT OF HERE.
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YOU'RE DONE!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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>> WE ARE REALLY, REALLY GOOD
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BOSSES.
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>> YEAH. I KNOW.
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WE CARES ABOUT ALL OF THEMS.
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IT'S LIKE A PLANTATIONS, BUT
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THE SLAVES ARE FRIENDS.
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>> I WOULD LIKE TO ASK
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QUESTIONS NEXT TIME.
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>> ARE YOU ASKING US TO DO
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THAT, TOKI?
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>> JA. I DON'T KNOW.
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>> THAT'S INTERESTING.
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YOU SAID, "I WOULD LIKES TO ASK
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A QUESTION."
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THAT'S A STATEMENT.
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>> WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
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>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
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[BIRD CAWS]
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>> NOW THAT YOU'RE INSIDE, I'M
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GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER.
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I WANT YOU TO LOCATE DETHKLOK
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ALONE, AND WHEN YOU DO, I WANT
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YOU TO KILL THEM.
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THAT IS ALL.
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>> HEY, YOU. LET ME SEE YOUR
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SECURITY CLEARANCE.
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[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
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>> HELLO. WOULD HAVE TO SEAT?
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>> FIRST OF ALLS, HOW ARE YOU?
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WE CARES ABOUT EACH AND EVERY
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ONE OF YOUS LITTLE, TINY
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GOOFBALLS.
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>> OH. MAYBE I GO CRAZY.
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I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I WAS
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ASKING THE QUESTIONS.
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>> GO AHEAD, GO.
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DON'T BE--
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>> I THOUGHT WE AGREED--
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>> TOKI, WHO CARES?
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OK. FINE. YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS.
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>> FINE. I WILL!
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AM...YOU...WHAT...ARE...WE...
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IS...A DETHKLOK EMPLOYEE?
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>> ATTENTION. EVERYONE PLEASE
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PROCEED TO THE PERFORMANCE
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ATRIUM FOR THE DETHKLOK
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EMPLOYEE MOTIVATIONAL SEMINAR
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AND RAFFLE.
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>> WELL, THAT'S US.
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LET'S GO.
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>> ARGH!
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>> OH. UH, SORRY, PAL.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS
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LATER, BUT, UH, COULD YOU DO ME
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A FAVOR?
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COULD YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY?
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COULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
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THANKS.
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>> LOOK AT THIS ONES, ASLEEPS
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IN SOME BLOODS.
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WE GOTS TO GET TOUGHER ON THESE
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GUYS MAYBE, HUH?
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OH. SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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ANOTHER GUY. THIS GUY SLEEPS IN
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BLOODS, TOO.
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>> YEAH. WELL, ALL I CAN THINK
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ABOUT IS RAFFLE.
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>> CAN WE WIN IT?
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>> WELL, DUDE I ... HOPE SO.
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IT'S THE ONLY REASON MY ASS IS
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GOING THERE.
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>> OH, YEAH, AND THERE'S GONNA
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BE AN AWESOME MOTIVATIONAL
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SPEAKER.
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OH, MY GOD.
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I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED.
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I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
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>> ME, TOO!
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>> I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
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>> [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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>> WAOOOOH!
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COME ON! WHOO!
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IS EVERYBODY READY TO DIE?
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WHOO!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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WHOO!
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ARE YOU READY TO DIE THE DEATH
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OF OPPORTUNITY?
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WHOO!
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WE'RE GONNA HAMMERSMACK THE
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FACE OF WORKPLACE
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RESPONSIBILITY!
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WHOO!
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COME ON!
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GET UP, GET UP!
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COME ON!
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GRAB A--UGH!
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>> OHH!
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>> WELCOME TO THE DETHKLOK
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EMPLOYEE FORUM, WHERE WE'RE
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GONNA LEARN TO USE YOUR
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MOTORMIMATION.
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WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO BE
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CONSIDERATE AT THE WORKPLACE.
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>> I HAVE TO WORKS WITH YOU
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EVERY DAY, SO PLEASE WILL YOU
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PLEASE TAKE IT EASY ON THE
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COLOGNE?
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>> WHILE THAT HURTS MY
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FEELINGS, I UNDERSTAND.
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>> WHEN YOU SEE A PIECE OF
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TRASH ON THE GROUND, DON'T JUST
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STAND THERE.
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♪ PICK IT UUUUUP ♪
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>> YEAH. AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR
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LUNCH LAYING AROUND EITHER.
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IT ATTRACTS ANTS.
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>> AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
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REMEMBER, DEATH IS AN EVERYDAY
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PART OF THE WORKPLACE, SO WHEN
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YOU SEE A DEAD BODY, DON'T
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FREAK OUT.
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[FLIES BUZZING]
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>> WOWEE!
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>> JUST RING YOUR DEATH BELL.
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[DING]
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AND NOW AN EXCLUSIVE CORPORATE
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VIDEO WORLD PREMIERE.
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THIS IS "BRIEFCASE FULL OF
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GUTS."
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[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]
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>> ♪ PUNCH YOUR CLOCK
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'CAUSE YOUR WORKING DAY
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IS SUCKING I KNOW
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PUSHING HARD
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FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR TOOLS
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OF BUSINESS
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AND A COPY FOR YOUR CLIENTS
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AND YOU COME TO WORK
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WITH YOUR BRIEFCASE
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FULL OF GUTS ♪
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>> FRIENDS AND MINIONS, IT'S
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TIME TO MEET DETHKLOK!
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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>> IT'S ME!
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NOW GO GET THEM!
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>> AND NOW THE EMPLOYEE RAFFLE.
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WILLIAM, THE FISHBOWL.
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NUMBER 216.
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>> HEY, DILDO, I'M 216.
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>> UNH!
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>> WHOA! A FIGHT!
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>> KILL EACH OTHER!
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PUNCH HIS FACE OFF!
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>> YEAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> UNH!
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>> CONGRATULATIONS, 216.
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YOU HAVE WON...
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>> UNH!
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>> OHH!
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>> THIS DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED
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CODPIECE.
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[DING]
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>> SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
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STUPID LEVEL-TWO EMPLOYEES GET
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VIKING FUNERAL?
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THAT'S BULLS.
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>> THAT'S GOT TO BE EXPENSIVE
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AND, YOU KNOW, STILL WITH THE
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EMBEZZLER ON THE LOOSE?
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>> ACTUALLY, ACCOUNTING
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DISCOVERED WHO WAS EMBEZZLING
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THIS MORNING.
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>> OH, GOOD. WE SHOULD KILL
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THAT GUY.
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NO POLICE.
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>> WELL, THERE WILL BE NO
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ACTION TAKEN LEGAL OR OTHERWISE.
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>> WHAT THE HELL?
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NO PUNISHMENT?
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GIVE ME ONE REASON!
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>> BECAUSE IT WAS YOU, ALL OF
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YOU.
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YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING FROM THE
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COMPANY THAT YOU OWN.
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>> WELL, THAT'S, YOU
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KNOW--THAT'S BAD, HUH?
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>> YES, IT IS, NATHAN.
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>> MAYBE WE CAN BLAME IT ON,
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UH, SOMEBODY.
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HIM. THAT GUY.
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>> YES. LET'S DO THAT.
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>> WE RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR
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EARTHLY DUTIES, AND I GUH--
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YEAH, DOODLY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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>> I GET HIS PENSION.
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DIBS!
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CALLED IT.
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>> CHIRP.
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