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[THRASH METAL PLAYING]
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>> [CHEERING]
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>> WHAT THE?!
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[GROWLS]
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>> [GRUNTS]
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>> OH!
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>> SON OF A BITCH!
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>> EY!
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>> OW!
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>> [BLEEP] YOU!
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>> [CHEERING]
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>> I THINK IT'S OK IF WE HATE
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EACH OTHER.
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THAT'S OK WITH ME.
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BUT WE CAN'T HAVE THIS HAPPEN
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AGAIN.
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IT COSTS TOO MUCH.
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>> IT APPEARS THE YARD WOLVES
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HAS GROWN UP.
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ARE WE FINALLY FINISHED WITH THE
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COLDS DEAD WINTERS?
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>> GENTLEMEN,
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I HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH,
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AND TO AVOID FUTURE FIGHTS AND
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RIOTS, THE ONLY ANSWER I KEEP
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COMING BACK TO IS BAND THERAPY.
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> [YELLING]
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[SIRENS WAIL]
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>> THESE JORDANIAN RIOTS ARE ALL
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DETHKLOK'S DOING, GENTLEMAN.
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ACRES OF DESTRUCTION IN THE HOLY
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LANDS BECAUSE OF AN
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ONSTAGE-QUARREL.
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NOW IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE IN NEED
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OF A BAND THERAPIST.
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GENERAL KROSIER?
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>> HIS NAME IS DR. JON
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TWINKLETITS.
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WAS ONCE IN A BIG BAND CALLED
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THE AMAZELINGTONS.
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THEY BROKE UP.
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TWINKLETITS LOST HIS MIND.
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HE DISAPPEARED FOR 10 YEARS.
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REEMERGED WITH A THERAPY DEGREE
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AND A BONE TO PICK.
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HE'S NOW BEING CALLED THE
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WORLD'S MOST EXTREME THERAPIST
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BY SEVERAL REPUTABLE
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PSYCHOLOGICAL PUBLICATIONS.
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I FEEL THAT IF WE SEND HIM IN,
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THE BAND WOULD TURN INWARDS AND
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TEAR ITSELF APART.
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>> IMAGINE HOW MUCH MORE
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DESTRUCTION COULD BE CAUSED BY
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DETHKLOK FANS IF THEY WERE TO
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DISBAND.
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>> THAT'S A RISK I FEEL WE
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SHOULD CONSIDER TAKING.
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>> WE WILL ALLOW FOR DETHKLOK TO
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LOOK INWARD.
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE DARK THAN
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ONE'S OWN SOUL.
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>> YOUR BAND IS IN TROUBLE.
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YOU'RE ON THE VERGE OF
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DESTROYING EACH OTHER!
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YOU'RE A BUNCH OF JUNGLE
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MONKEYS!
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YOU'RE HURTING EACH OTHER'S
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FEELINGS!
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AND WHY?!
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WHY?
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AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHAT'S--
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WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THAT?
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TELLS
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ME?
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I AIN'T OK WITH MYSELF.
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I'M NOT OK WITH THIS GUY OVER
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HERE.
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IT LITERALLY MAKES ME ILL
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TO SEE PEOPLE DO THAT.
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YOU'RE A FAMILY.
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YOU ARE!
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DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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AND, WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT
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THAT, JACK, THERE'S THE DOOR!
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TAKE A WALK.
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TAKE A HIKE.
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I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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'CAUSE I WAS IN A BAND ONCE.
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>> WELL, I BET YOU GUYS TOTALLY
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SUCKED.
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THE WORST BAND EVER OF ALL TI--
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>> I'M IN CHARGE OF YOU NOW, YOU
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UGLY IDIOTS.
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I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.
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AND YOU NEED HELP.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK,
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YOU'RE TERRIFIED, AND YOU'RE OUT
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OF CONTROL.
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ONE SMALL MOVE AND YOU COULD
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LOSE EVERYTHING--EVERYTHING!
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NOW, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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GOOD.
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THEN LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
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>> YOU SLAPPED AT MY FACE.
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>> NO, I DIDN'T.
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>> YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WE DON'T
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REALLY LET ANYBODY IN HERE.
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>> RELAX, TONTO.
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DON'T GET ALL NEUROTIC ON ME.
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JEEZY!
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I'M JUST GOING TO OBSERVE YOU
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ALL.
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NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO BE
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YOURSELVES.
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ACT LIKE I'M NOT HERE.
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GO.
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>> DON'T WORRY.
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I BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT SINCE
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YOU GOT HERE.
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>> WELL, THEN IT SHOULDN'T BE A
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PROBLEM THEN, SHOULD IT,
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SMART-ASS!
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>> DUDE, NO HITTING.
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[PLAYING SOLO]
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>> DO IT AGAIN, TOKI.
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TAKE 164.
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[PLAYING]
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[FEEDBACK]
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>> JUST LET ME RECORD IT.
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EACH TAKE GETS WORSE.
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HE'S SLOWING LEARNING HOW TO
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UNPLAY THE GUITAR.
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>> I CAN HEAR THAT.
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THE TALK-BACK MIKE IS ON.
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>> PICKLES, PLEASE LET ME KNOW
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WHEN THE TALK-BACK MIKE IS ON SO
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THAT MR. SENSITIVES DON'TS GOES
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TO CRIES-BABIES HOUSE FOR
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VACATION.
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>> I CAN STILLS HEAR YOU.
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>> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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A BE-ABLE-TO-HEAR-THINGS AWARD?
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>> NOT REALLY.
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DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GREAT AWARD
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TO BE HONEST.
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>> IS THIS THE WAY YOU NORMALLY
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RECORD?
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>> WELL, YEAH.
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>> WHAT, YOU JUST PUSH LITTLE
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TOKI AROUND?
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>> YEAH.
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HE LETS US.
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>> YEAH, HE LIKES IT!
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>> YEAH.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S--RIGHT?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
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>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT'S
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DOING TO HIS LITTLE EGO?
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LISTEN!
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WE'RE GONNA DO AN EXERCISE--
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AN EXERCISE IN CHANGING BAND
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DYNAMICS.
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>> THIS IDEA IS DILDOS.
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>> TOKI, YOU ARE NOW THE LEAD
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SINGER OF THE BAND.
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>> NO, THANKS.
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>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE CREATIVE
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VOICE IS UNAPPRECIATED, AND WE
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ARE GOING TO CHANGE THAT.
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>> HONESTLY, I DON'T WANTS NO
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CREATIVE VOICE.
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IT'S COOL.
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>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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YOU ARE NOW THE LEAD SINGER!
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GO!
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MAKE UP SOME LYRICS!
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ONE, TWO, 3, GO!
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>> [SINGING GIBBERISH]
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♪ HONEY
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WHO, WHO? ♪
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[SINGING GIBBERISH]
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>> WHEN PUNCTURED, THE OCULAR
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SPHERE EMITS A LIQUID JELLY
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KNOWN AS THE VITREOUS HUMOR.
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WHEN SQUOZEN WITH CONSIDERABLE
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PRESSURE, THAT THE HARD AND
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MARBLE-LIKE LENS CAN JETTISON
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BACK INTO THEIR OWN EYES
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BLINDING THEM.
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>> HUH.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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>> I DID.
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>> BAND MEETING, EVERYONE.
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BAND MEETING.
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>> DUDE,
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YOU MAY BE A THERAPIST,
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BUT YOU CAN'T CALL A BAND
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MEETING.
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>> YES, I CAN!
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FOR THE PURPOSES OF THESE
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EXERCISES, I AM A BAND MEMBER.
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AHEM.
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TO REWARD TOKI FOR HIS BRAVE
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WORK TODAY, I SHOULD LIKE TO
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GIVE HIM SOMETHING THAT THE REST
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OF YOU MAY ONE DAY EARN.
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THE BANANA STICKER.
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>> [ANGELIC VOICES SING]
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>> HOW COME HE GETS HE GETS THE
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BANANA STICKER?
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DON'T I GET ONE?
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>> NO, MURDERFACE.
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YOU DO NOT GET A BANANA STICKER.
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NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE PROVEN
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YOURSELF.
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UNTIL THEN, THESE BANANA
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STICKERS SHALL REMAIN LOCKED IN
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HERE.
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>> [GROWLING]
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[YELLING]
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>> WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE?
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>> I DON'T CARE.
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>> HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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LET'S ROCK TALK.
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>> NO.
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>> COME ON.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH
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WITH, YOU KNOW, YOUR--
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YOUR INNER DUDE?
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>> NO, THANKS.
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I HATE THAT GUY.
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>> NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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LET'S ROCK TALK ABOUT THAT.
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>> I DON'T WANNA.
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>> HMM.
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WHAT A SHAME.
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YOU KNOW, I...
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I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO, YOU
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KNOW, HOLD ONTO ALL THESE BANANA
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STICKERS.
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I GOT, LIKE, A MILLION...
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>> OK.
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I'LL ROCK TALK.
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>> GOOD.
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I WANT YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT
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YOUNG MURDERFACE.
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TALK ME A NICE STORY ABOUT WHEN
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MURDERFACE WAS A LITTLE TINY
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BOY.
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>> WELL, OK.
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HERE GOES.
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[COOS]
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>> HOW COULD I HAVE EVER MARRIED
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YOU?!
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>> MY GOD, NO!
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>> I'LL KILL YOU!
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>> NO, NO!
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>> HERE GOES!
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> AND NOW I KILL MYSELF!
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FIRST MY LEFT LEG!
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GOOD!
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NOW THE RIGHT!
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NOW THE ARM.
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NOW MY FACE!
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AAGH!
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>> YEAH.
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THAT WAS GOOD ROCK TALK.
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[THRASH METAL PLAYING]
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>> ♪ I'M THE MONKEY
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YOU'RE THE MONKEY
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BUT YOU'RE THE ONE
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WHO'S HELD FOR RANSOM
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YOU STRIKE ME IN MY THROAT
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YOU WITH YOUR BANANA STICKERS
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WE'RE BEHIND THE 8-BALL
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WE'RE BEHIND THE 8-BALL
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WE'RE BEHIND THE 8-BALL
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WE'RE BEHIND THE 8-BALL
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PSYCHO
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LOGICALLY
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CAME DOWN
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AT YOU ♪
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>> HEY!
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THIS IS JON TWINKLETITS.
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REMEMBER ME?
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I WAS IN THE AMAZELINGTONS WITH
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YOU.
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JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
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I'M IN ANOTHER BAND, AND WE'RE
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CALLED DETHKLOK.
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SO, NO BIG WHOOP.
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NO BIG WHOOP.
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JUST GIVE ME A CALL BACK
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WHENEVER YOU CAN.
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BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY
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CAN'T--BECAUSE I KILLED YOU!
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>> I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S CRAZY.
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>> HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING
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LIKE THAT?
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HE'S A GENIUS.
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>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GETTING
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COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
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TWINKLETITS THINKS HE'S IN OUR
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BAND.
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I THINK WE GOTTA FIRE HIM.
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>> WAIT.
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WE CAN DO THAT?
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>> YEAH.
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I JUST FOUND OUT WE CAN FIRE
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ANYBODY WE EMPLOY.
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>> CAN WE'S FIRE OURSELVES?
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>> YEAH.
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NO, I FOUND THAT OUT, TOO.
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>> CAN WE GIVE OURSELVES A
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RAISE?
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>> YEAH.
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I--I MEAN, I THINK SO.
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DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT,
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BUT I THINK WE CAN.
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>> OH, DUDE, THEN I--
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YOU KNOW, I GIVE MYSELF A RAISE
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RIGHT NOW.
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>> YEAH, I GIVE ME A RAISE, TOO.
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>> I GIVE MYSELF A SOLID-GOLD
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TELEPHONE.
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>> I GIVE MYSELF A BUNCH OF
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BOATS WITH A BUNCH OF
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VIETNAMESE PEOPLE ON THEM--
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ON FIRE.
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>> DUDES, I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT
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SOMETHING.
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IF WE FIRE TWINKLETITS,
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THEN WE AIN'T GONNA SEE NO MORE
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BANANA STICKERS.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO TODAY
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BECAUSE...
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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR.
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>> HEY!
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WE WERE THINKING--
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NOT VERY HARD, BUT YOU'RE FIRED.
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YEAH.
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WE HATE YOU.
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>> HA.
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I'M SORRY, WHAT?
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>> HEY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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YOU KNOW, I PRIDE MYSELF ON
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BEING ABLE TO PIT PEOPLE AGAINST
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EACH OTHER.
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BUT YOU'RE AMAZING.
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YOU'RE A REAL DICK.
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AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
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BUT WE NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU
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AGAIN, YOU UGLY IDIOT DICK!
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>> HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
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I'M YOUR THERAPIST.
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>> HEY, I AIN'T NO THERAPIST,
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BUT I HATE YOUR MUSTACHE.
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>> DON'T YOU WANT A BANANA
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STICKER?
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>> WE WON'T BE NEEDING YOUR
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BANANA STICKERS!
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WE HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU CAN
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JUST, YOU KNOW, BUY
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PSYCHOLOGICAL VALIDATION.
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SO...
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>> YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
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HOW DARE YOU?!
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I AM THE BAND!
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YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT!
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I'LL KICK YOU OUT!
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YOU'RE ALL FIRED, YOU BUNCH OF
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STUPID PUSSIES!
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I'LL KILL YOU!
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WHAT?!
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WHA!
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I'M STILL ALIVE.
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I'M STILL--OH!
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>> LOOK.
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THE WOLVES EAT HIM.
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>> YES, TOKI.
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AND HIS BODY WILL NOURISH THE
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WOLVES.
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>> I BELIEVE THE CYCLE OF
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LEARNING IS COMPLETE.
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>> INDEED.
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ALLS OF US SHOULD LEARN THE
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LESSON.
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>> YEAH.
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AND WHAT LESSON MIGHT THAT BE?
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>> I HAVES NO IDEA.
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BUT IT'S PRETTY METAL THAT HE'S
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BEING EATEN.
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LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE.
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>> I LOVED HIM.
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I...
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CAN SAY THAT NOW.
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>> NOW THAT HE'S DEAD.
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IT'S MUCH EASIER TO SAY
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EMOTIONAL THINGS ABOUT HIM.
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>> YES.
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MAYBE THIS IS WEIRD TO SAY,
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BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
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BEING MADE TO FEEL HUNGRY BY
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WATCHING THIS?
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>> LET'S EAT.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> CHIRP.
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