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Chapter 19.

With Marina back working
long days at her law office

and Tom writing his
novel late into the night

all while raising three kids,

they were both running on fumes.

Fortunately, Marina's father,
Roberto, had just arrived last night

from San Diego to help out.

Hey, Papi.

- Morning, Papi.
- You're up early.

I fixed your porch light for you.

Oh, I didn't know it was broken.

Well, it isn't anymore.

[clears throat] Right.

You know, uh, Tom could do that.

Yeah, I put together
this table right here.

- Oh.
- [table creaking]

Oh, that kind of...

it's actually... it's never
done that before.

Thank you so much for helping out.

The twins, they usually go down
for their first nap at 10:00,

but Alejandro, he needs
to be rocked to sleep.

You know what? Just keep them alive.

You need any money?

No, thank you. I'm fine.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Well, that was some
quality Roberto time.

Yeah, that might be the
longest conversation

- we've had in ten years.
- That's kind of sad.

Look, I know he's not exactly warm

or good with kids.

The only game he would play with me

when I was little was called "Shh."

I always won.

That's actually kind of smart.

Look, it's just for a week, okay?

Now that he is retired
and with Mom gone,

wow, five years now,
he needs to keep busy.

In terms of that week,

is that seven days starting today,

or is it, like, technically last night?

- Bye.
- Okay.

Oh, hey.

Can you slip this into Marina's purse?

You look like you hold her purse a lot.

What? Come on. I'm not
a purse-holding guy.

I would give anything

to be able to hold my
wife's purse again.

Right, that's... yes. Hmm.

Do you know how many this is?

It's seven.

Seven more days.

[upbeat music]

? Hey, hey, hey, hey ?

[laughter]

So, Roberto, how's retirement?

It's good.

How is San Diego?

Fine.

This is a good time.

We're all having fun.

Funny story.

I'm actually dating
Denise's sister, JoJo.

Yeah, she's kind of, like,
a social media influencer.

I don't know what that is.

No one does.

She would be here, but there's
a teacher strike in Colorado,

so she's there passing out CBD
gummies on her livestream.

[chuckles] At least she's making money.

Tom makes money, Papi.

Yeah. I just have to finish
writing my book, sell it,

get an advance, and in few years,

the semiannual royalties
will start rolling in, so...

money made.

That's nice, Tom.

Here, you're gonna need this.

- Oh.
- Okay.

I'll try to slip this back into his
pocket without him noticing.

Yeah, I'm gonna go check on Camila,

and while I'm in her room, I'm
just gonna stay in there forever.

It's so great Camila has her own room.

Kelvin and Shamiah are on
top of each other every day.

Hey, me and Tom shared a room
growing up, and look at us.

Yeah, you should do
something about that.

Yeah. I mean, maybe it is time to move.

We are a two-income family now.

But can you afford it?

Well, we've been visualizing abundance.

Yeah, that sounds, you know,
like, super real, but, you know,

maybe you could look into some
type of financial planning.

- Ooh, yes. Like a spreadsheet.
- Ooh.

I've always wanted to use a spreadsheet.

Yeah, and we can say things like,

- "We crunched the numbers."
- Yeah. "We crunched them."

And then, "Are we in the red?
What does red even mean?"

- Yeah. "Red light, green light."
- Yeah.

[clears throat]

Are you well?

I just think it's a bummer

that you don't know anyone
who could help you crunch.

You know, like, a guy
who's good with numbers.

Maybe a dude with a smoking-hot bod.

What does that have to with it?

I just work hard to maintain this,

and no one's said anything in a while.

Okay, Connor, would you
like to help us figure out

if we can afford to move?

Please would be nice.

No, I'm not doing that.

No, come on. I really
wanna do this so bad.

Please?

Okay, here are our most
recent bank statements.

You have to promise not to laugh.

Sarah, come on.

You know I can't do that.
Laughter is involuntary.

Oh, I already regret this.

I appreciate you guys
trusting me with this.

And, Denise, you hide it well,
but I know deep down,

you're still a little skeptical
that I'm dating your sister.

- I am.
- It's okay. Don't deny it.

I'm not. I think it's a horrible
idea and it's gonna end badly.

Well, this is my chance to prove

that she's with a responsible adult.

Lupe? Ahh. Thank you.

When did you...

These are not prescription.
He just likes how they look.

Okay. Smart.

Not keeping a lot of money tied up

in a low-interest savings account.

- That's good.
- Yeah, that was intentional.

So where are you keeping it?

- Keeping what?
- The rest of the money.

There's no rest. That's it.

[laughs]

Connor.

It's... it's involuntary.

Look, I guess I'm just a little shocked.

I have more money in my couch cushions.

That was a joke.

My couch cushions are pristine.

Okay, we get it. We're comically poor.

We make soup from shoes.

When I open my wallet,
a lone moth flies out.

We have clouds of dirt
that follow us around.

Sometimes we walk around in barrels.

We just need to know if we
can afford a bigger apartment.

Um, no. No, you cannot.

I honestly don't know how
you can afford to live now.

Oh, well, some credit cards
let you to transfer a balance.

Oh, my God. Stop.

Look, if you need money,
I'm happy to help you out.

Thank you, Connor. But we
can do this on our own.

- Okay.
- So we can't pay for more space,

but maybe we can make more space.

We could use a good decluttering.

Ooh. Yeah. Me too.

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing.

Such a mess.

- Yeah. I mean, look at all these papers.
- Those are ours.

And I'll feel much better
when they're gone.

What can I say? I'm a minimalist.

You have three sports cars.

And a four-car garage.

If anything, I'm under-carred.

I may not be able to help
you fix your finances,

but I can help with this.

He is ruthless with clutter.

Did you know he only has three shirts?

That can't be true.

Sometimes I let him organize
my purse just as a little treat.

I've organized these by date.

Can you come by tomorrow?

- Hey.
- Hi.

I can do this.

Do you need to go write?

No. Actually, I got a
ton of writing done.

Whole chapter, in fact.

It's about how in third grade,
I was walking in the woods

and I saw a dead bird.

- I can read it when it's done.
- That's not... Okay, yeah,

you can read it when I'm done.

But the point is, your dad
took the kids all day.

- He even put them down.
- Really? My dad?

He must have complained
about government corruption

until they passed out from boredom.

So the kids are down,

and we have nothing else to
do at 8:30 on a Friday night?

Looks that way.

Wow, I can't remember the
last time that happened.

Should we... go to bed?

I'm not that tired.

Maybe we should finally
watch "Squid Game."

Oh, "go to bed," go to bed.

Yes, I'd love to go to bed.

Hi.

[coughing]

Okay. This isn't ideal.

No. Should we go out to the car?

It's like we're teenagers trying
to not let my dad catch us.

Sneaking around is kind of hot.

We could pretend you're picking
me up for the big dance.

Oh, yeah, and I'm the
coolest guy in school

'cause I got a brand-new minivan.

[groans]

Morning.

You let me sleep in?

Ah, come on, you looked so peaceful.

That seat belt left a mark.

Did it?

But you know what? It was worth it.

- [Roberto speaking indistinctly]
- What was that?

It's your dad, he's playing
with the kids again.

I had no idea he did voices.

What are you talking about? What voices?

I am Rata the rat,

and somebody ate my cheese.

Don't tell Rata that I ate his cheese,

or I will be in the doghouse.

- What am I looking at?
- A puppet show.

Rata's actually a pretty
well-defined character.

Fascinating backstory.
He and the dog are brothers.

I don't understand.

Well... obviously one
of them is adopted.

At least we can both agree,
we both hate cats.

He bought them a puppet theater?

No, he made it himself.

- Got up at 5:30.
- Wow.

When I was a kid,
I begged him to make me

this little castle playhouse,
and nothing.

Come on, isn't this a good thing?
He's playing with his grandkids.

Of course. Yeah, no,
it's great. It's so great.

Right this way, Your Majesty.

They're having a tea party?

There we go.

Oh, don't worry, he'll go
back to the puppet show.

He just likes to leave us wanting more.

Who's ready to declutter?

Oh, you brought your own trash bags.

I have a preferred brand.

Triple-ply, they really take a punch.

That sounds kind of intense.

All right.

We are gonna streamline your operation.

If I can do it for a
Slovakian diet pill company,

I can do it for you, and
hopefully with fewer lawsuits.

[laughs]

All right, should we
start in the bedroom?

- Maybe we don't need...
- I don't think there's a need

- to start out in the bedroom.
- ... to start in the bedroom.

Yeah, I'm gonna need a bigger bag.

I mean, you guys gotta have
some space in here somewhere.

- Why are there dishes in here?
- The kitchen's a little tight.

But this is the bedroom.

What do we have here?

A drawer full of winter boots.

The front closet is a little tight.

And you gotta have a full drawer of CDs.

The whole place is a little tight.

But if we take what's in
here and put it out there,

then out there is a mess.

Where do you put your clothes?

In the closet.

I feel like you're gonna judge us.

I'm not gonna judge you. Come on.

And I lied. What is wrong with you?

- Connor.
- Sorry. It's just a lot.

But that's why I'm here.

Okay, yeah, we might
be a little cluttered,

but we can't just throw everything away.

- It's so wasteful.
- Maybe we can sell some stuff online.

That's what I'm talking about.

Denise came to play. All right.

So what do you have under here?

What is this, eight tracks?

- Ooh, no, no, no!
- Oh, that's private!

Okay, so we have a sex life.

I'm just impressed by the variety.

Oh, Mom, after school, can
Grandpa take us to the zoo?

Oh, I don't know. He already
took you on a pony ride,

and you played hide-and-seek
for three hours.

I bet he's too tired for the zoo.

Well, your mother's probably right.

I would be too tired.

Unless we stop for ice cream first.

Yes! Best yayo ever.

- Who are you?
- I'm Yayo.

- Do you need breakfast?
- No, Yayo's making pancakes.

Oh. He doesn't know how to do that.

I'll make you some French toast.

But I'm making pancakes.

- You've never made pancakes.
- Ooh, Yayo's making pancakes.

- Chocolate chip okay?
- Uh, yeah.

Okay, Papi, just put
down the whisk, okay?

You're not a pancake guy.

You're a sit-down-quietly-
with-the-paper guy

or, "Everyone outside,
I've had a long day," guy.

You're not and you will
never be a pancake guy.

Oh, those actually look pretty good.

All right, yeah, they look...
they look fluffy and light.

But I bet they taste...

delicate and moist and...
wow, is that vanilla?

Mm, gives it kind of a zing, you know.

So, what, you've always
known how to make these?

You just... you never did?

Okay, let's calm down, not
say anything we'll regret.

Just take a deep breath,

and maybe share some
bites of that pancake.

Where were my pancakes?
Huh? Where was my tea party?

Honey, I was always working.

I'm working. I'm working now.

And I still have time for French toast.

Ooh, we having French toast too?

Because I make time, Papi.

I guess it wasn't important
enough to you.

Have fun at the zoo.

[sighs]

Hey...

I'm not mad at you, so...

Okay.

All right. I'm back.

- How we doing?
- So good.

We sold, like, five things.

- Great.
- We also bought a few things.

- How many things?
- Like, ten things.

But look how cute this vase is.

Yeah, and we got an umbrella

that says, "Rain today,
flowers tomorrow."

Guys, the goal was to declutter,

not re-clutter.

But the deals are so good.

Look, I didn't wanna do this
'cause it can get intense.

But I have my own decluttering system.

It's like Marie Kondo,
except it kicks ass.

Instead of asking
if something brings you joy,

you have three seconds
to justify it, or it's gone.

Yeah, I don't think we really need that.

Bag of loose screws. Justify this.

They are screws, and they screw things.

Gone.

Justify this.

It's my fav... one of favorite hats.

I wear it every nine years.

Gone.

- Justify this.
- Easy. Favorite book.

Mm-hmm.

- But what about this?
- That is also my favorite book.

But why do you have three copies?

Well, in case we lose
the first two copies.

Hey. Fixing the sink, huh?

Sinks, am I right?

They're like... toilets for food.

Look, this is awkward for me too,

but I think there's something
we should talk about.

Is this about what I saw
in the car last night?

Oh, my God, you saw us?

That was not what that looked like.

Marina and I were rearranging
the seats for a road trip

last night for an hour,
listening to Portishead.

I mean the check engine light was on.

Oh, okay.

I was talking about how upset
Marina was this morning.

Yeah, I know.

I thought that playing with
the kids would make her happy.

Well, it did,

but I think she wishes she could've
had some of that with you too.

Look, Tom, I see myself as a provider.

Always have.

I worked at the factory.
I made car doors for years,

and that put a roof over our
heads and food on the table.

That's totally understandable.

Look at you.

You barely provide for your family.

Your house is falling apart.

Your family constantly laughs at you.

But does that make you any less a man?

So are you gonna answer that,

or do you want me to answer that?

Look, Tom, I know I'm hard on you.

But in many ways, I admire you.

Wait. Really?

Seriously? What do you mean?
Like, can you list it?

- You're ruining it.
- Yeah, no,

I know. I was ruining it
when I was saying it.

Tom, you don't even know what you have.

You have a connection to your
family, to your children.

That's something I never had.

Even when I was home,
I was never there for them.

I just left that responsibility
to Marina's mother.

I'm retired, and my wife is gone.

And I realize now

that I should've spent less
time working on the house

and more time working on the people

who lived in the house.

Wow.

I... I didn't know you felt that way.

I didn't know you could feel.

[both chuckle]

Yeah.

Look, I messed up with my children,

and I don't wanna mess
up with my grandchildren.

Well, here's the thing.
What if it's not too late

for you and Marina?

Yeah, well...

Maybe.

Hey, can you finish this?
I... I gotta do something.

Yeah.

Wait, sorry. What is this?

Okay, justify this.

We've been doing this for so long.

And you've justified almost everything.

No one still fits in this jacket.

True, but that's what
Shamiah was wearing

when we first met her.

- She was almost six.
- Five and ten months.

She didn't take it off for a week.

This was before we adopted her and Kel

and we were still fostering them.

And she didn't know

- if she was gonna stay.
- Yeah.

Okay. How 'bout this?

You hate video games. Justify this.

Well, yeah, but that was Kelvin's.

I mean, when he switched schools,
he didn't have any friends,

- and so we learned to play it with him.
- Yeah, we got really good.

We got super good at it, yeah.

All right, I will put
this with the jacket

and Denise's grandma's gravy boat.

Grandma Iris loved her gravy.

It didn't love her, though.
Rest in peace.

You guys are justifying
almost everything.

If you want this to work,
you have to be ruthless.

Oh, my God, is this Benny Bear?

Yeah, remember, you gave him to me

that summer that I was really
nervous about going to camp.

You know, it's been so long,
I guess we can toss it.

You can't throw away Benjamin
Bearworth, attorney at claw.

Are you kidding me?
Look at this little briefcase.

- Yeah.
- What?

Okay, I guess we're done here.

Wait, but we still have so much stuff.

Yeah, and you should keep all of it.

Look, the Justify This
System, patent pending,

is foolproof but only when
it comes to financial value.

It was never designed to handle...

- Emotions?
- Sure.

Honestly, it just seemed like a
bunch of pointing and yelling.

Your place isn't packed
because you're weirdo hoarders.

It's packed with memories.

You're right, I can't throw
out any of this stuff.

Thanks for trying to help.

It's too bad.

Thought we could really
free up some space.

- Yeah.
- You still could.

I appreciate you holding
on to this stuff for us.

Yeah, we'll have room for it one day.

These are memories.
You can't toss memories.

But you can put them somewhere

where I won't be able to see them.

I'll put them in that room
you can never find.

I can never find that room.

Hey, Con, thank you again for your help.

And we just thought that you might
wanna hang on to this little guy.

- Ah, thanks.
- What do you think?

- Yeah?
- Whatever.

[chuckles]

I should probably just hang
on to him for safekeeping.

- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.

- How you feeling?
- Embarrassed.

I've been beating myself
up all day at work.

I can't believe I snapped
at him like that.

Well, he did make pancakes.
I mean, he crossed a line.

It's just, I'm watching
my kids get something

from my dad that I never got from him.

It's so dumb. What am
I, jealous of my kids?

Hey, come on, I'm jealous
of the twins all the time.

All they do is eat, sleep, and poop.

It's literally heaven.

I guess at least the kids are getting

the new, improved version of my dad.

[knock at door]

[speaking Spanish] _

Wow, Papi.

I'm sorry I didn't
have time to paint it.

[speaking Spanish]

- You wanna see inside?
- Yes.

Okay.

- [gasps]
- [mimics mechanical whirring]

[laughs]

Are we having a tea party?

Well, I thought that
maybe you would like

something a little stronger than tea.

Wow, you know me really well.

[chuckles]

Okay.

I can't believe you
did all of this for me.

Well, I should have done it
a lot sooner, mu�equita.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too, about before.

I mean, you have done so much for me.

You taught me how to be
strong and independent

and sometimes, according
to Tom, intimidating.

I've seen him intimidated
by a squirrel, so...

I mean, you didn't have time for
all of this. You were working.

It's not a complaint. I get it.

I work hard too. I guess
I got that from you.

Yes.

When I see you with your kids,
how you are with them...

You got a whole lot
from your mother too.

I think that you're
the best of both of us.

Gracias, Papi.

More tea, Your Majesty?

Oh, yes, in my delicate
little teacup, please.

Keep it coming, keep it coming.

Top it up.

[gasps]

It looks so much better in here.

- And we have drawers.
- We have drawers.

Aw.

Where's Kelvin? Dinner's almost ready.

In the den.

The den. I like the sound of that.

- Can I help you?
- It's dinnertime.

I'll take it in here.

[video game blipping]

Get out of the closet.

- I'm Dave. Open up.
- I said Dave's not here.

Our dad never did puppet shows for us.

Yeah, he did. Remember
when he gave us the sex talk?

Wait, was that just for me?

Oh, man.

I'm Tommy.

And I'm so scared, I'm
going to pee my pants.

[laughter]

Sorry. What is this show called?

"Tommy the Cowardly Kitty."

Any chance it's about a kitty cat

that learns to be brave in the end?

No, he just keeps crying and hiding.

I'm Tommy, and I can't
even fix my own sink.

- Oh, come on.
- [laughter]