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Previously on Young Sheldon...
Who are you?
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I'm Paige.
This is a very advanced class.
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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?
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No.
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(chuckling):
Do you know anything?
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I know you're in my spot.
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These are parents
we can actually relate to.
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Sounds good.
Oh, thank you, Lord,
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for connecting us
with the parents
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of another special child.
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You kids are special, too.
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I used to work at the practice
with Barry, but I had to quit
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once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.
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Well, a unique child can
require a lot of attention.
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Try all the attention.
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Barry, it sounds like
you might be feeling left out.
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Sometimes I do.
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Don't you get him
another beer.
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Oh, come on. You love this,
and you know it.
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They're as messed-up as we are.
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(bottle pops open)
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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: From a young age,
I was the proud member
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of several elite organizations:
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The Radio Shack Battery Club,
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entitling the bearer
to the incredible bargain
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of one free battery per month.
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It's no wonder
they went out of business.
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Starfleet International,
entitling the bearer
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to say things like,
"I'm a member
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of Starfleet International."
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And best of all, the Natural
Science Museum of Texas,
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which included a free
subscription to their magazine.
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"The secrets
of carbon isotope dating."
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Juicy.
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Mom, can you make the salad?
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Sure.
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Hey, don't put in
any of those little tomatoes.
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Hey, I don't tell you how
to impersonate a lump of clay.
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You don't tell me
how to make a salad.
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There's going to be a lecture
on carbon dating
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at the Natural Science Museum
on Saturday.
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Who would like to take me?
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You know what? I'd be happy to.
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What happened to helping me
at my yard sale?
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Ooh, is that this Saturday?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm taking him
to a lecture on, uh...
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what is it? Carbonation?
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Carbon dating.
A method of determining
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the age of artifacts
and fossils.
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Hey, we could use that to figure
out how old your grandma is.
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That won't work.
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You can't carbon-date
something that's alive.
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Well, then, we'll just chop
her down and count the rings.
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Oh, George, did my "lump
of clay" remark strike a nerve?
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A little.
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(laughs)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Dad, do you believe that fossils
are millions of years old?
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I guess. Why?
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Well, Mom believes the world was
only created 6,000 years ago.
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Yeah. So?
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Are these differences a
sticking point in your marriage?
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Not at all.
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Why?
Simple.
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We never talk about it.
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So you just avoid discussing
topics you don't agree on?
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At all costs.
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Hearing that further convinces
me I'll never get married.
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Never say never.
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Why not? You just said it twice.
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All right, as soon as I get
these tables set up on the lawn,
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y'all can start
bringing that stuff out.
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You think you're gonna get ten
bucks for this piece of junk?
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Hey, that piece of junk
is a wedding gift
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from my cheap-ass
Cousin Betty.
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And I was gonna leave
a little room to haggle.
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What's a haggle?
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Negotiating.
You start high,
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they offer less, then you meet
somewhere in the middle.
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Leaves them feeling like,
you know, they got a deal.
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Did they?
(giggling):
Not if you did it right.
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How much are we getting paid
today?
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You're not getting paid squat.
You're helping out your meemaw.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Yeah, we should
get something.
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Fine.
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How much you want?
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Five dollars.
Each.
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Each.
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That's pretty steep.
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How about I give you
a buck apiece?
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Let's meet in the middle--
three dollars each.
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Now we're haggling.
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Let me ask you a question.
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If you break something today,
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are you prepared
to cover the cost of that?
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No.
Nuh-uh.
Mm.
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Well, we're gonna have
to factor that in.
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And did you bring
your own lunch?
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You said we were
getting pizza.
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Well, I did,
but pizza ain't free.
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And I'm teaching you
about negotiating,
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which is a pretty valuable
life lesson, right?
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Yeah.
I guess so.
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So, if my math is right,
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you owe me...
two dollars each.
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We owe you?
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The numbers don't lie.
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Dang it.
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All right, listen.
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I love ya, and you're family,
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so if you do it for nothing,
we'll call it even.
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Take it, take it, take it.
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You got yourself a deal.
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(sighs)
Y'all drive a hard bargain.
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(muffled laughter):
Now start bringing
that crap outside.
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(laughs)
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SHELDON:
Oh, my.
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GEORGE SR.:
Yeah.
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I bet he dresses down
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to about 6,000, 7,000
pounds of USDA prime.
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You would eat him?
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He'd eat me.
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Wow. You're really
cleaning house.
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Got to get rid of
the old gar-bage,
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make room for the new gar-bage.
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This was Dad's.
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You're not getting
rid of this, are you?
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Didn't need it when he shot it,
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didn't need it
when he stuffed it,
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don't need it now.
Really?
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It was his first
attempt at taxidermy.
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He was so proud.
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If it has sentimental
value to you,
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I'll let you have it
for five dollars.
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Ooh. For this nasty thing?
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(drops raccoon on table)
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Oh, you're selling
his golf clubs, too?
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Which one of your
children do you see
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hanging out with Arnold
Palmer in the future?
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Dad's clothes,
his shoes, his pipes?
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Honey, it's just stuff.
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I know, but still...
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I get how you're feeling.
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I do.
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Now go away.
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I got a lot of crap to sell.
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♪ ♪
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(George Sr. sighs)
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All right, now,
don't wander off.
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Pick you up right after
the lecture's over.
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Bye.
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You gonna be okay by yourself?
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I actually prefer it.
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Yep. I'm leaving.
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You keep saying that,
but then you don't do it.
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Bye.
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He's so needy.
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PAIGE:
Sheldon?
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Paige?
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I'm so happy to see you.
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Are you happy to see me?
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Not immediately.
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That's okay.
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I'm happy enough
for both of us.
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SPORTSCASTER (on TV):
Rice Stadium in Houston.
Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe.
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And Baylor's bidding to go up
14 to nothing.
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SPORTSCASTER 2:
And if you're Rice right now,
and you're in that huddle...
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George?
Uh...
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Hi.
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Oh, Paige's mom.
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I know.
(both laughing)
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What a nice surprise.
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I just dropped Paige off
at the carbon-dating lecture.
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And I dropped Sheldon.
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Well, how about that?
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How about it.
(both laugh)
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Mind if I join you?
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Sure.
Mm.
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So, uh, where's
your... your hubby?
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Oh, Barry?
Barry. Yeah.
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Who cares? (laughs)
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That doesn't sound good.
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Oh, sorry. Just ignore me.
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Okay. (chuckles)
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Oh, hey, you want a wing?
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Yeah, no, thank you.
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You mind if I watch the game?
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Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.
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I'll just see
what kind of pie they have.
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Mm-hmm.
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(crying)
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SPORTSCASTER: Well, we were here
last year when Arkansas...
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(crying)
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It's getting a little tougher
to ignore you. (chuckles)
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Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...
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Oh... forget it. (laughs)
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Okeydoke.
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Fine, I'll tell you. Barry and I
haven't been in a good place
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in a long time, and I...
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I think we're headed
for divorce.
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I'm sorry. Uh...
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I don't know what to say.
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Uh, oh. (sniffles)
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You don't have to say anything.
(laughs)
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That I can do.
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Ooh.
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(voice breaking):
They have cobbler.
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SPORTSCASTER: Rupert Taylor
got the block, and Charles...
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All right, everybody, welcome.
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Glad to see
we got so many people interested
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in radioactive decay.
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Well, hello.
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Hi.
Hi.
This is a nice surprise.
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I don't usually see
young people at my lectures.
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I enjoyed your paper on
accelerator mass spectrometry,
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and wanted to find out more.
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Is that so?
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And you?
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I read this magazine.
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Uh-huh.
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It has puzzles, too.
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Okay.
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(clears throat)
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Do you want to kick this off
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and tell us
exactly what carbon dating is?
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The 5,730-year half-life
of carbon 14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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Um...
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carbon dating is how we figured
out how old my grandmother is.
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(laughter)
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ADULT SHELDON:
It was at this moment I learned
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I was not only brilliant;
I was also hilarious.
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(Adult Sheldon laughs)
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(sportscaster speaking on TV)
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I mean, you, of all people,
would understand.
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You've got a special child
of your own.
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(chuckling):
I do, I do.
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How do you and Mary
handle the stress?
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Well, we actually have
a pretty good system.
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Oh, please tell me.
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We don't talk about it.
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Not at all?
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Zippo.
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Boy, that doesn't sound
like it could work.
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Suit yourself,
but I'm having a nice day;
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you're crying
into your peach cobbler.
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For now, let's neglect changes
in the isotopic
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ratio of the air
over thousands of years.
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(whispering):
This is pretty basic stuff.
258
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,585
(whispering):
Yes.
259
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,587
I'm bored.
260
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,589
Let's get out of here.
261
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,657
I can't. I told my dad
262
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,026
I'd stay here until
the end of the lecture.
263
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:30,463
Okay. Be a baby.
264
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,465
I'm leaving.
265
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,467
In our case,
the math yields
266
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:38,638
approximately
48,000 years.
267
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,673
ADULT SHELDON:
I was most certainly
not a baby.
268
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,742
If anyone was a baby,
it was she,
269
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,544
because people
who call other people babies
270
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,312
are the real babies.
271
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,815
(whispering):
Wait up.
272
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,420
(sniffing)
273
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,788
I like it.
274
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,790
It likes you.
275
00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,826
How much?
Five dollars.
276
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,761
I only have 50 cents.
277
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,429
That's okay.
We're haggling.
278
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,598
I don't know what that means.
279
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,934
You make me an offer, and
we meet in the middle.
280
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,936
The middle of what?
281
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,072
I'm not really sure.
282
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,944
Hmm.
283
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,813
(chuckles)
284
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,618
What are you doing?
285
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,588
Considering buying this jacket.
286
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:32,458
I found chewing tobacco
and Juicy Fruit in the pocket.
287
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,928
Does that come with it,
or is it extra?
288
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,997
Actually, that's not for sale.
289
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,866
Why don't you look
for something else.
290
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,834
You sure?
There's a price tag on it.
291
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,670
Just take it off.
292
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,172
Is this some kind of
bargaining technique?
293
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,974
Because I should warn you.
294
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,076
I've been to the
bazaars in Istanbul,
295
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:55,148
where the negotiations are fast,
furious and bilingual.
296
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,849
Just take it off, damn it.
297
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,589
What just happened?
298
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,491
That's my dad's jacket.
299
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,493
Oh.
300
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,630
Still don't know what happened.
301
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,568
Do you think humans will become
extinct like the dinosaurs?
302
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,471
Yes, but before that happens,
some of us will merge
303
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,473
with computers and
become immortal cyborgs.
304
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,475
That's a fascinating idea.
305
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,743
Thank you.
306
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,179
Did you get that
from a TV show?
307
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,580
No.
308
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,883
A comic book.
309
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,888
(sportscaster speaks on TV)
And then when Paige turned six,
it was obvious
310
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,090
she wasn't like
the other kids,
311
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,992
and she needed a school
where she could excel.
312
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,160
Uh-huh.
But Barry's
dental practice
313
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,162
was 50 miles
outside of Fayetteville,
314
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,865
and do you know what's available
for extraordinary children
315
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,134
50 miles outside
of Fayetteville?
316
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,669
I'm gonna guess not much.
Nothing.
317
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,803
Mm-hmm.
318
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,640
So I packed us up, and I made
him move to Texas where,
319
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,908
believe it or not,
people do get cavities.
320
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,144
I believe it.
I had a humdinger last summer.
321
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,680
Face swelled up
like a cantaloupe.
And do you know
322
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,548
he's been cool to me ever since,
323
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,651
even though
his practice is making money
324
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,085
hand over fist.
Yeah, yeah.
325
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,654
SPORTSCASTER:
A flag down...
326
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,821
And as much as he
says I ignore him,
327
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,523
he ignores me just as much.
328
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,892
I mean, would it kill him
to get a babysitter every once
329
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,061
in a while and take me
to dinner, maybe a movie?
330
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,062
It would not.
331
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,297
Oh, darn. You didn't see me.
332
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:22,802
Then you've got fourth down,
and he throws the...
333
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,871
BARRY:
George!
334
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,808
Hey.
(chuckles)
335
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,043
Paige's dad.
336
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,945
Barry. Yeah, of course,
I remember.
337
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,313
What are you doing here?
338
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,715
Uh, just, you know,
339
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,717
Sheldon wanted to go
to a science lecture.
340
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:38,951
No kidding.
341
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,219
We just dropped Paige off there.
342
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,221
You don't say. (chuckles)
343
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,956
PAIGE: Ooh. (chuckles)
344
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,725
Caveman stuff.
I love that.
345
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,827
Where are you going?
It's closed.
346
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,197
I can read... baby.
347
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,668
Just so you know,
that won't work every time.
348
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,238
You haven't, uh,
seen Linda around, have you?
349
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,840
Linda.
350
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,609
Your wife, Linda.
351
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,311
(laughing):
Yeah. No.
352
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,113
So what's new?
353
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,781
Oh, not much.
354
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,782
Hey, you like football?
355
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,150
No.
356
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,052
Well, you sure?
It's a close game.
357
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:17,957
Uh, no, no, I'm, uh,
more of a tennis man.
358
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,927
Well, those are two very
different sports, aren't they?
359
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,762
SPORTSCASTER:
I think you've got to go outside
360
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,330
and rely on somebody like...
361
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:28,835
George... can I confide in you?
362
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:42,448
♪ ♪
363
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,586
This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.
364
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,487
You're funny.
365
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,288
I know.
366
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,357
My family never
eats dinner together.
367
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,192
Why not?
368
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,329
My dad always manages to come
home from work after we're done.
369
00:14:56,329 --> 00:15:00,199
Hmm. My dad never
misses a meal.
370
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,336
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?
371
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,605
They had to.
There were no lawyers.
372
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,039
(laughs)
What?
373
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,341
That was funny.
374
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,077
Right, we've
established I'm funny.
375
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,246
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.
376
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,514
Why?
377
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,048
They fight all the time.
378
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,184
About what?
Mostly me.
379
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,087
Hmm. That's too bad.
380
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,089
I guess I'm lucky.
381
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,056
Why?
382
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,225
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.
383
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,994
(knocking)
384
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,962
What are you kids
doing in there?
385
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,235
Okay, ten cents a week
for a whole year.
386
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,772
I get the raccoon, and to tell
people you're my girlfriend.
387
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,075
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,
388
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,377
I'll say hello back.
389
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,379
Deal.
390
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,551
Connie, I need to apologize.
391
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,253
Oh, that's okay.
Don't worry about it.
392
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,289
No, I am worrying about it.
393
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,026
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,
394
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,128
me wearing
your dead husband's clothes
395
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,298
would be emotionally
challenging for you.
396
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,800
All right, apology accepted.
397
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,402
Thank you.
398
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,274
Are you okay?
399
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:22,582
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...
400
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,419
my husband's stuff
was gonna hit me so hard.
401
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,724
He must have been
a wonderful man.
402
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,659
(laughs)
403
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,294
Well, he had his moments.
404
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:40,600
He was married to a wonderful
woman, so that says a lot.
405
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,702
You're pretty
wonderful yourself.
406
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,172
Thank you.
407
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,309
Now, let's talk
about this hula girl lamp.
408
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,445
What's your best price?
409
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,614
It's my gift to you.
410
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,182
Nice haggle.
411
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,451
Nice mullet.
412
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,753
Thanks again.
413
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,489
Real sorry
about this.
414
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,491
What were you
thinking?
415
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,692
I got bored.
416
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,094
'Cause you're a baby.
417
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,095
LINDA:
What happened?
418
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,363
BARRY:
Everything's fine.
419
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,131
They just
wandered off.
420
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,100
Hey, Linda, nice to see you.
421
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,502
George, Sheldon's dad.
422
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,671
Oh, sure, yes. Hi.
423
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,375
Well, good to see you folks.
424
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,110
Take care.
425
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,116
Did you know that her parents
are getting a divorce?
426
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,218
Just keep walking.
Keep walking.
427
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,525
(laughing):
What... what is that for?
428
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,394
Well, can't I
appreciate my wife?
429
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,396
What did you do now?
430
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,564
I didn't do anything.
431
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,632
Want to hear something cool?
432
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,135
Sheldon skipped out
of that lecture
433
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,804
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.
434
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,173
You're kidding.
True. (laughs)
435
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,543
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.
436
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,412
Why would you think that's cool?
437
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,414
Sheldon got into trouble
with a girl!
438
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,449
I'm bursting with pride.
439
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,850
(sighs)
440
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,553
You know what? I don't
want to talk about it.
441
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,423
There, right there.
442
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,425
That's why I love you.
443
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,334
You gonna eat
your beans?
444
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,636
Yeah, I'm gonna
eat my beans. Duh.
445
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,171
What about your tots?
446
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,606
Those, too.
Georgie!
447
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,840
Just eat your
own dinner.
448
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,208
Dad?
449
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,476
Can't have my
tots, either!
450
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,179
(grunting)
451
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,581
(George Sr. grunts)
452
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,216
(all grunting)
453
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,720
(bird screeches,
grunting continues)
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