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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Hi, I'm Chris Rock.
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Usually I tell people jokes
and make them laugh.
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But tonight I want to talk
about something serious.
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Tonight I want to talk about
Rickets, rickets, rickets.
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Yeah, it's known on the streets
as Rick or Ricky.
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And you may have heard
other kids say,
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"Rickets is cool"
and "Rickets makes you tough."
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Well, you know what?
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Rickets is a bad disease
that hurts your joints.
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(SCREAMS)
That's not my idea of fun.
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Now if one of your friends
tells you rickets is cool,
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well, he is not cool,
and he's not your friend.
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CHRIS ROCK: If someoneoffers you rickets...
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-We got some rickets here.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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...just say no and walk awaywhile you still can.
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Rickets. It's for losers.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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ANNOUNCER: From New York City,
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it's The Chris Rock Show!
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Tonight,actress Jada Pinkett,
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musical guest, LSG,
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plus, musical director,Grandmaster Flash.
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Ladies and gentlemen,Chris Rock!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Thank you!
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Sit down.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Sit down.
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Thank you all for coming
to the show.
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It's crazy this, uh--
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The traffic
is ridiculous out there.
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It's the holiday season.
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Kwanzaa is almost here.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Yes, Kwanzaa is almost here.
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You know, time really flies.
It seems like yesterday
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it was Kwanzaa-giving
and Kwanzaa-ween, you know.
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You know. I mean,
I love the holiday season.
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This is the time of year
where more people believe
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in flying reindeer
than Tawana Brawley, you know?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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CHRIS: It's that time of year.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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You know-- you know
what happened this week?
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The Ghostface Killah
from the Wu-Tang Clan--
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No, from the Charlie Daniels'
band.
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No. Ghostface Killah
from the Wu-Tang Clan was arrested
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here in New York for carrying
a .357 Magnum.
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Now, he claimed
that he was being harassed
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by the police.
But the cops said,
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"Hey, it is standard procedure
for anybody with a car
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that got 'Killah'
on the license plate."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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What else is going on this week?
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This week, uh, Louis Farrakhan,
the minister,
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is getting ready to go
on a 52-nation tour, man.
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Farrakhan on tour. Pulling out
all the stops too, man.
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He even got an opening act.
Mase.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-(LAUGHS)
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Yes, all right.
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You know, Farrakhan
is getting ready to visit
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Saddam Hussein in Iraq.
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People are really
pissed off, man.
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And, you know,
the government is pissed off.
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You thought the U.S. Government
was eager to bomb
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the shit out of Iraq before.
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Wait till Farrakhan gets there.
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Don't go!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Now, this is true story.
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A judge in Los Angeles ruled
that Tupac Shakur's father
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could not inherit
half of Tupac's millions.
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-That's right.
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Y'all clapping like y'all
are getting the other half.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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The judge made the decision
after Tupac's dad
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could not identify Tupac
in a group of photos.
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-That's right.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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The father picked out MC Hammer.
What's going on.
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Now, what else? More news. Uh,
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a bartender
in Brentwood, California,
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refused to serve O.J. Simpson
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after customers threatened
to leave the restaurant
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'cause O.J. was there.
People heard O.J. say,
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"Hey, who does a brother have
to kill to get a drink in here?"
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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What else is going on? Um...
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In the world of sports,
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there's only one thing happening
in sports,
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Latrell Sprewell
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finally apologized
for choking his coach.
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He said he was sorry.
He ain't sorry.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-He ain't sorry.
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You know why I know
he ain't sorry?
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'Cause he still got
the cornrows, that's why.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-That's right.
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You can't go to court
with cornrows in your hair.
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I'm sorry. You can't go to court
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with the number one hairstyle
in Rikers Island.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(LAUGHS)
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I'm sorry.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Charles Barkley is calling
for a players boycott
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if Sprewell's punishment
isn't reduced.
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Now, Barkley says, if they
take away our right
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to choke the coaches,
what will they take away next?
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Our right to smoke weed?
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Our right to spit on the fans?
Our right to fuck white girls?
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-No!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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They can't lose that. Now,
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do you-- do y'all like
this New York City background?
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Do you like it?
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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You know, we're pretty happy
with it.
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But it wasn't the first one
we tried.
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We went through
a couple of other things.
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But we couldn't find anything
quite right, uh, let--
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For instance,
let's take a look at this clip
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from one of our first shows.
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So, tell me this,
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now, what was it like workingwith Denzel?
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It was the best.
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He's really a terrific actorand a great guy.
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Now, the landfill thing
didn't feel right,
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but I was sure this next one
was going to work.
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Now, is it fair to call youa white supremacist?
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Um, what does supremacist mean?
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It means, you think white peopleare far superiorto the other races.
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-Superior means...-Better than, you know...
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Now,
we still needed a background,
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but I fired the guy
who thought of this one.
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Now, what song will you bedoing for us tonight?
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I'm going to be playingthe Busta Rhymes' classic,
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"Put Your HandsWhere My Eyes Can See."
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Wow. Good.
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Now, how long have you beenplaying the rimsof wine glasses?
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Not very long, actually, so...
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Now, you know, it didn't really
have that New York feeling.
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So, we tried a background
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that really said
"The Big Apple."
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I wanna thank youfor being with us.
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And congratulationson your Nobel Peace Prize.
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Thank you very much, Chris.
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Now, how did you find outthat you won?
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Well, there was a phone call.
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A phone call.
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From the prize people?Who called you?
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Yes, they called mefrom Stockholm.
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Okay, now, from Stockholm.
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Now, isn't therea time zone difference?
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I mean, it must have been,like, 3:00 in the morning,your time.
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Yes, it actually was.They woke me up.
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But it was great news.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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You know, I don't know
what we were thinking.
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Okay, we got a great show
for you tonight.
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We got Jada Pinkett
in the house.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-We got LSG.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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And don't forget to give it up
for Grandmaster Flash.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-(SCRATCHING)
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Now, everybody,
watch this, please.
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NARRATOR: You've seenwhen animals attack.
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You've seen amazinghigh-speed police chases.
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And now, coming soon to HBO,
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When Animals Attack
In High Speed Chases, Two.
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This man has just robbed a bank.He's being pursued by cops.
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He is traveling at speedsin excess
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of 100 miles an hour.
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If he makes it to the exit ramp,
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the police will not be ableto catch him.
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Only one thingcan stop him now.
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-(ANIMAL SCREECHES)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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-(THUDDING)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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When Animals Attack
In High Speed Chases, Two.
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Hi, I'm Bob Watkins.
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The host of When Animals AttackIn High Speed Chases, Two.
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On this show
you'll see graphic images
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of bloody animal attacks,
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and the messy remains
of horrible car accidents
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over and over, and over again.
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NARRATOR 2: Let's seethat first crash again.
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(THUDDING)
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NARRATOR 2:
The squirrel was killed,
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but amazingly,the driver survived.
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I didn't mind
the squirrel attack.
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I didn't even mind
rolling 17 times.
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But don't cuff me
after I've broken every bone in my body.
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NARRATOR 2: This is Anna Warner.
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Victim of a viciousanimal attack.
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ANNA WARNER: My husband and mewere camping
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in Killer Bear Park.
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The park ranger said there hadbeen bear sightings in the past,
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but that there was nothing
to worry about now.
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Basically, I lied.
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Out of nowhere,
a car comes speeding
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into the park with a bearat the wheel.
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It knocked us ten feet.
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My husband, thank God,
was killed instantly.
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But amazingly, I lived.
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And I knew that attack
was not an accident
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'cause the bear backed upand drove over meabout seven times.
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NARRATOR 2:
Here is a police photo
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of Anna just after the attack.
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What Anna didn't knowat the time
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was there was alsoa deer in the car,
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riding shotgun.After the attack in the park,
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officers pursuedthe bear and the deer.
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The bear didn't have a license.
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Was baffled
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For a few miles,
the deer takes the wheel.
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But hits a deer, and the bear
takes the wheel back.
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NARRATOR 2: Later,the arrogant bear gives
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the police the finger.
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This causes the bearto lose control,
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and the copsrun him off the road.
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The deer tries to tossbeer cans out of the car.
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The deer is takeninto custody immediately.
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The bear surrenders.
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Once out of the vehicle,he pretends to be hurt,
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but then shoves an officer asideand makes a break for the woods.
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The footrace is on.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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NARRATOR 2: In desperation,the bear runsinto a nearby home.
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The beartries to disguise himself
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as a fancy throw rug.
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But officers are not fooled.They cuff the rug.
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They also arrest another rugjust to be on the safe side.
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NARRATOR: He'll be spendingthe next 20 years in jail
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as "Smoky the Bitch."
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So, join me next week on...
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NARRATOR: When Animals Attack
In High Speed Chases, Two.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Hey, my first guest tonight
has starred
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in The Nutty Professor,Set It Off
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and can be currently seen
in Scream Two.
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-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Please welcome Jada Pinkett.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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-Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada.
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-What's happening?
-Got the big hat for me.
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00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:35,077
Well, you know,
I'm a little disturbed
244
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,167
because your costume folks
in the back
245
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000
pulled my little--
my little brim back.
246
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,173
-Well, we want to see your face.
-They pinned it back.
247
00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,882
We don't care what you do
on the Keenan Show.
248
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,208
I couldn't give you
the real pimp effect, you know.
249
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,212
We want to see the face.
250
00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:49,212
Everything is happening
for you right now.
251
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,042
You got Scream.
You got other movies. You got--
252
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,995
What's the worst script
you've been offered?
253
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,173
-The worst script?
-What's the worst piece of crap.
254
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,830
You said, "What the hell
are they thinking?"
255
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,417
Chris, I've had so many.
256
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,130
You know, I've had
so many scripts sent to me
257
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,328
-that are just booty.
-CHRIS: But what's the one that just made you go,
258
00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:09,997
"I know they
didn't send this to me.
259
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:12,173
Do they know
who the hell I is?"
260
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,040
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES)
261
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,455
I mean, maybe you didn't say it
like that.
262
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:17,792
'Cause I got a script.
263
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,165
Disney called me up,
they wanted me to play
264
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,630
-a monkey in a movie.
-(LAUGHS)
265
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,878
I said, "I'm not playing
a monkey!"
266
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,083
You better go get
a monkey to play your monkey.
267
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:33,207
-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
268
00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:36,382
I don't know. All right,
so forget the script thing.
269
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,328
I mean, you're doing a lot.
Scream. Scream, now, did--
270
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:41,037
'Cause, you know,
they kill black people quick
271
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,375
-in horror movies.
-Real quick.
272
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,288
So, how long do you last?
273
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,665
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
274
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:51,170
Let's say,
don't close your eyes. Don't blink.
275
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,500
(CHUCKLES) Don't blink.
276
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,133
It's kind of like
a Tyson fight, huh?
277
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,248
-Absolutely. (LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
278
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,333
It's kind of like
a Tyson old fight.
279
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,167
-Right. (CHUCKLES)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
280
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,000
(CHUCKLES)
You know, the pre-bite Mike.
281
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:09,793
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
282
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,125
You're a trip. You're a trip.
283
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,578
His old fights
used to be over quick.
284
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,747
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
285
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,003
You know what's cool?
We did a bit on you.
286
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,383
Oh, yeah, I heard. I heard.
287
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,078
-CHRIS: The Million Woman March.
-Uh-huh.
288
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,077
You went down
to the Million Woman March.
289
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:25,247
Now I-- Now,
290
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,833
they had the Million Man March
and I knew what that was about
291
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,377
'cause brothers
was losing their minds...
292
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,788
-Right.
-...doing all sorts of crazy shit.
293
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,825
It's like, "Okay, let's get them
all together
294
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,417
and tell them,
you don't fuck around no more."
295
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,003
What was
the Million Woman March about?
296
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,713
'Cause y'all seem-- 'Cause
Black women are all right.
297
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,502
Well, not really, though.
298
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:46,213
I mean, yeah, we needed
to kind of get together
299
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,252
and get an agenda.
300
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,963
You know, it's like,
"Okay, women,
301
00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,542
it's time to focus
on our families."
302
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,785
-An agenda.
-Besides yelling at us?
303
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,875
Right! It's like, all right,
look, let's deal with us.
304
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,248
Let the Black man do
what he has to do, okay.
305
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:02,043
Let's focus on us
for a minute, you know?
306
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,125
And I mean I just think that
307
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:06,248
what the Million Woman March
did is like,
308
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:10,673
I think sometimes we put
too much focus on Black men.
309
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,380
And we really need
to focus on ourselves
310
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,038
-and strengthen ourselves.
-CHRIS: Okay.
311
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,535
And that ultimately
makes better men.
312
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,125
(CHUCKLES) You know?
313
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,208
For real, girls,
let's get it right.
314
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,712
Let's get it right. All right?
315
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,332
If we ain't together,
our men don't have a chance.
316
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:28,877
Trust, okay?
So, that's what that was about.
317
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,078
Yeah, I've noticed a change
in the street.
318
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:35,207
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
319
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,002
Everywhere I go, man,
that march really did something.
320
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,833
That's right. It was powerful.
It was powerful.
321
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,207
It changed my life.
322
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,962
-Get out of here.
-Yeah, it really did. I--
323
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:48,002
When they first asked me,
you know, I was kind of, like,
324
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,793
"Okay, we're doing
the Million Woman March.
325
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,535
You know I got to be there,"
you know.
326
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,325
You know,
the midget revolutionary.
327
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:56,997
So, I gotta do my thing.
328
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,633
I didn't see a lot
of actresses there.
329
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:02,418
Do you think more artists
should be involved, just politically--
330
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,500
You know, I don't know. I know
that I need to be more involved.
331
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,673
You know what I'm saying?
332
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,330
But I can't speak
for everybody else.
333
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,747
But it also-- A lot
of people didn't know about
334
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,423
-the Million Woman March.
-CHRIS: Oh, they knew.
335
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,920
It was on the DL, Chris.
It was on the DL.
336
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,920
-Well, a million women knew.
-(LAUGHS)
337
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,130
-(LAUGHS)
-That's true.
338
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:24,328
But, you know, you really--
It wasn't really organized.
339
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:27,077
You know, it was kind of,
people didn't know.
340
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,877
Wait a minute, women
are always organized.
341
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,498
JADA PINKETT:
They were organized--
342
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:34,043
It was organized enough to get
a million plus women there.
343
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:37,285
Men got organized
faster than women?
344
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,075
-That's true, that's true.
-That's true.
345
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,627
I mean, hey,
maybe I'm just making excuses.
346
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,628
I was there, and let me tell you
I had a blast.
347
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,788
I had a ball. Me and the sisters
were having a good time.
348
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,245
-Did you catch any sales?
-We had no sales.
349
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,753
(BOTH LAUGH)
350
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,043
You know, Black folks took--
351
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,705
they took total advantage
of that opportunity.
352
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,462
It's like,
"This t-shirt costs 50 dollars."
353
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,382
I'm like, "Fifty dollars, damn!"
354
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,878
Were they selling buttons
and shit?
355
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,668
Oh, yeah,
they had a whole bunch of paraphernalia there.
356
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,210
(BELL RINGING)
357
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:06,082
Whenever there's, like,
some Black rally or something--
358
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:08,127
The button-- Is that it?
359
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,628
-MAN: That's it.
-Yes!
360
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,628
-Yes, yes!
-What?
361
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,418
You're not gonna believe this.
362
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,380
Jada Pinkett, you win
a bottle of champagne.
363
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,578
You know why?
364
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,577
Because you just
did an interview
365
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,917
without mentioning
the name "Will Smith."
366
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,670
(SCREAMS)
367
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,790
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
368
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,075
Yes!
369
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:34,877
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
370
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,918
That is terrible.
371
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,040
-Yes! Yes!
-That is terrible!
372
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,075
-You didn't ask me nothing.
-Yes! We did it here on HBO!
373
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:46,173
Yo! Well, that's it
for Jada right now.
374
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,040
Thank you so much.
375
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,995
-(CHUCKLES)
-You did it! You did it!
376
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,503
-All right, watch this.
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
377
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:57,213
CHRIS: There's nothing worsethan bad phone sex.
378
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,582
♪ (SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
379
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,707
SPEAKER: I don't know. I just--
380
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,752
I don't feel comfortabledoing this, Chris.
381
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,133
Oh, come on, come on.
382
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:04,825
So, what do you have on?
383
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,083
SPEAKER: Underwear.
384
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:11,077
Come on, don't say underwear.
Say panties.
385
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:14,077
You're wearin' panties, right?
What kind of panties?
386
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,077
SPEAKER: Hmm,like a tweed-lycra blend.
387
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,828
Don't tell me what it's made of.
388
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,667
What am I, a tailor?
Okay, okay.
389
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,540
So, what you gonna do
when you see me?
390
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,713
SPEAKER: Um...
391
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,333
I don't know.
392
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,420
You want me to kiss you?
393
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,165
SPEAKER: I don't know.
394
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,170
You want me to eat your pussy?
395
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,918
-SPEAKER: No.
-(SHRIEKS)
396
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,960
What you mean we're over?
397
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:45,462
Do you want me
to eat your pussy?
398
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,082
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
399
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,167
SPEAKER: Eventually,I guess, we'll get there.
400
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,213
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
401
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:55,132
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Okay. Okay.
402
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,128
(SIGHS) What do you gonna
to do to me?
403
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,247
SPEAKER: Um...
404
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,127
-pet your arm.
-Huh?
405
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,328
What you touch my arm for?
406
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:09,667
What the fuck?
I ain't in a fight, I didn't fall down.
407
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,540
SPEAKER: All right,I'll massage your neck.
408
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,710
CHRIS: You gotta go lower.
409
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,628
SPEAKER: Um...
410
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,212
what if I rub your tummy?
411
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,665
CHRIS: (WHISPERING) Lower.
412
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,125
Lower.
413
00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:26,292
SPEAKER: All right.I'll touch your penis.
414
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,788
-My penis?
-SPEAKER: Hmm.
415
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,665
-My penis?
-SPEAKER: Uh-huh.
416
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,710
What the fuck are you
talking about "penis"?
417
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:38,002
"Penis"? What's this penis shit?
What am I, a fucking doctor?
418
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,543
It's dick. Dick! My dick!
419
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,332
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
420
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,497
Damn!
421
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:52,133
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
422
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,998
You have heard!
423
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:59,043
Now... I didn't even know
my next guest was in town.
424
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,125
But he just dropped by,
and I'm really excited.
425
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,078
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Pootie Tang.
426
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:08,787
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
427
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:13,543
Yo!
428
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,583
-Welcome to the show.
-Thanks, baby.
429
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,037
Now, Pootie Tang on my show.
430
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,375
It's so good to see you,
Pootie Tang! Now--
431
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,168
You must be here doing
a promotional tour or somethin'?
432
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,330
(SCOFFS) Yeah.
433
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,207
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
434
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,422
Now, Pootie, I was wonderin',
435
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,170
what happened to you
down by the cutty sty?
436
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:39,830
Aw, Chris, that cutty sty
beat was bullshit, all right.
437
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:43,497
I was just down there,
you know, tyning the clow.
438
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:48,003
Really? 'Cause everybody said
you were crying on a tammy.
439
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,173
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
440
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,670
No, my damey.
441
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,463
That's a wadatai
to the sama cow.
442
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:58,672
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
443
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,000
Well, if you say so, Pootie.
444
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,042
Sadatay.
445
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,458
Now, Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
everybody knows
446
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,172
you just cut
a new record, right?
447
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,040
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's called
"Tippy Tai On My Cappy Town."
448
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,285
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
449
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,785
Now, Pootie, did anybody good
play on the record?
450
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:24,995
Oh, yeah. Uh,
we had Ooh Smooth Gilly on bass.
451
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,963
-CHRIS: Yeah!
-Uh, Cruddy Pooster on keys.
452
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:29,002
-CHRIS: Get outta here!
-Yeah.
453
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,043
Wamatau Sappy Cama Cama
Leepa Chaaaai...
454
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,035
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-...on drums.
455
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,043
And Paul Schaffer.
456
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,535
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
457
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,535
You know, that sounds rainy,
Pootie.
458
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,915
Now, do you have a clip
for this video?
459
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,040
(SCOFFS) Yeah.
460
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,915
All right, now,
let's take a look at a clip from Pootie Tang's
461
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,210
"Tippy Tai On My Cappy Town."
462
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:58,462
♪ ("TIPPY TAI ON MY CAPPY TOWN"
PLAYING) ♪
463
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,127
(SINGING)
♪ Tippy Tai on my Cappy Town ♪
464
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,628
♪ Tippy Tai on my Cappy Town ♪
465
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,955
-♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
-Wow, wow! Hey!
466
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:21,792
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
467
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,537
That was terrific, Pootie.
468
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,458
Sadatay.
469
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,212
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
470
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:32,542
Well, I'm a wan tam
that you came by, Pootie.
471
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,832
Oh, man, I ponie pai to the
camie towns all the time, man.
472
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,207
Wen a ten on the poopy face.
473
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:42,082
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
474
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,127
Huh, what?
475
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,538
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
476
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,170
Oh.
477
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:51,130
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
478
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:59,877
Uh, wen a ten on the poopy face.
479
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:07,582
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
480
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,127
Nigga, what the fuck
you talking about?
481
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:16,038
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Wen a ten on my poopy face!
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-Oh, wen a ten on my poopy face!
-Yeah!
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Pootie Tang, everybody!
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Here to perform
the song "My Body"
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are Gerald Levert,
Keith Sweat, and Johnny Gill,
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known as LSG!
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♪ ("MY BODY" PLAYING) ♪
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SINGER: (SINGING)
♪ All over your body, baby ♪
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♪ All over my body, girl ♪
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♪ All over my body girl ♪
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♪ In the middle of the night ♪
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♪ When my body's feelin'For you, baby ♪
497
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♪ Gotta call you upAnd let you know ♪
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00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,630
♪ It's what I'm feelin', baby ♪
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00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:29,498
♪ Nine-one-oneZero-zero, twenty-four ♪
500
00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:31,583
♪ Baby, it's an emergency ♪
501
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♪ I'm callin' 'cause gottaHave some more ♪
502
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♪ How would you likeIf I lay you down ♪
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♪ If I lay you down ♪
504
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♪ Would you like it if I wasTo sex you down ♪
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♪ I can't think aboutNothing else ♪
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♪ You sentulate meWith your love ♪
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♪ It ain't no secret, girl ♪
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♪ Your body fits meLike a glove ♪
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♪ My body all overYour body, babe ♪
510
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♪ Baby, it's your body, babe ♪
511
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♪ Your body all overMy body, babe ♪
512
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♪ My body all overYour body ♪
513
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♪ It's your body, baby ♪
514
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♪ All over your body ♪
515
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♪ My body all overYour body, babe ♪
516
00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:12,082
♪ Baby, it's your body, babe ♪
517
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♪ I cling to your body, baby ♪
518
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♪ Baby, it's your body, babe ♪
519
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♪ Baby, baby ♪
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♪ Wanna fill you up 'tilYour river flows all over me ♪
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♪ Wanna feelYour precious treasure ♪
522
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,960
♪ Wrapped around meOh, so tightly ♪
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♪ In, outI wanna hear you shout ♪
524
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♪ Won't you come on, babyLet me break you off ♪
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♪ I guaranteeI'll turn you out ♪
526
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♪ Would you like it if I wasTo sex you down ♪
527
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,495
♪ Baby, girlStop fighting, you know ♪
528
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♪ You want me justLike I want you ♪
529
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,500
♪ Never had a loverThat would do ♪
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♪ The thingsThat Johnny can do ♪
531
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♪ Your body all overMy body, babe ♪
532
00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:10,247
♪ Said, it feelsSo good, baby, my, my, my ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
535
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:22,035
♪ Said, it feels so goodSaid, it feels so good ♪
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♪ My body all over your body ♪
537
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♪ It's your body, babe ♪
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00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:29,172
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
539
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♪ Oh, it's your body, babe ♪
540
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,833
♪ If I beg, please, play on ♪
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♪ I want you to play onYeah, yeah ♪
542
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby ♪
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♪ Keep on playin' on ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Keep playin' on ♪
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♪ My body all over your bodyBaby ♪
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♪ Can't you feel me, baby?Oh, yeah! ♪
548
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♪ Give me your body, baby ♪
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♪ Over your body ♪
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♪ Over my body ♪
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♪ Your body all over my body ♪
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00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,173
♪ Can't you feel me, baby? ♪
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-♪ All over your body ♪-♪ It's your body, baby ♪
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♪ Oh, it's your body, baby ♪
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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Yo, that's our show
for tonight!
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I would like to thank our guests
Jada Pinkett, LSG!
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Yo, Flash, take us out.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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