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♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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SPEAKER 1: Oh, man.
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What's he doingin this neighborhood?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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SPEAKER 2:
I'm gonna get robbed. I know it.
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SPEAKER 1: Just keep walking.Don't act scared.
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SPEAKER 2:
He's probably got a gun.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You want something, man?
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-You talking to me?
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Well, I must be talking to you.
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Well, what do you want?
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No, I'm asking what you want.
You want something?
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Yeah.
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-Maybe I do.
-Well what you want, sucker?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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I want this.
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-♪ (ROMANTIC MELODY PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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no matter what their race.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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ANNOUNCER: From New York City,it's The Chris Rock Show.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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ANNOUNCER: Tonight,the Reverend Jesse Jackson,
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musical guest Rakim,
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plus, musical directorGrandmaster Flash.
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Ladies and gentlemen,Chris Rock!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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(AUDIENCE WHISTLING)
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Thank you!
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show.
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Thank you all for coming out.
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Let's see,
what happened this week?
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This happened this week.
Tuesday was Election Day.
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And Giuliani was reelected.
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-Giuliani. See.
-(AUDIENCE BOOING)
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See, y'all boo.
But none of y'all voted, did ya?
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-None of y'all voted, see.
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And next year to increase
the Black turnout,
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the city is planning
on releasing
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-a campaign soundtrack.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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-(LAUGHS)
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: Mustang.
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Yeah, that will get
brothers interested
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-in the whole campaign.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
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What else happened after that?
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What else happened?
Marv Albert was on 20/20.
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Marv Albert, 20/20 tonight.
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That's right Marv Albert
agreed to be interviewed
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by Barbara Walters,
but he had one hitch. One hitch.
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He would only be interviewed
if Hugh Downs got to watch.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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What else is going on?
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Big controversy
over Murphy Brown, that's right.
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Murphy Brown, she's gonna smoke
some weed this week.
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That's right. There's a big
controversy on Murphy Brown.
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She smoked weed
to relieve nausea
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from being on chemotherapy.
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That's right.
Now, even more controversy
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is on next week.
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The cast of Suddenly Susan
smokes some weed
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to relief nausea from being
on Suddenly Susan.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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(CHEERING)
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Last week in Illinois,
there was a Halloween contest,
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a costume contest.
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And somebody won for wearing
a Ku Klux Klan outfit.
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They won for wearing
a Klan outfit.
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And the judges say,
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"Hey, we didn't know
it was a Klan outfit.
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We thought it was just a ghost
that hated Black people!"
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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They thought it was...
(LAUGHS)
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...it was Klanny,
the friendly ghost.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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This weekend Evander Holyfield,
my man Evander
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-the-real-deal Holyfield...
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
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Holyfield...
fights Michael Moore.
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Now,
it's Holyfield's first fight
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since that last fight
with Tyson.
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Now, they asked Holyfield
if he's gonna do
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any special preparations.
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And Holyfield said, "Oh, yeah,
I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm going to put
some hot sauce on my head."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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What else happened
this week?
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This week Tiger Woods said
he's getting death threats.
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-Definitely--
We knows he's Black now. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Tiger Woods-- (CHUCKLES)
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I don't know what I am,
now you know.
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Tiger Woods is getting
death threats.
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And our experts believe
the threats may come
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from a disturbed white man
who resents the success
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of young Black men.
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And now, they have narrowed
it down to approximately
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-79 million suspects.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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(CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLES) Seventy-nine million.
Who could it be?
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More sports news.
Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq Daddy,
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was suspended for one game
and fined 10,000 dollars
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for pimp slapping
Greg Ostertag.
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(CHUCKLES) That's right,
of Utah. Now, you know,
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the fight didn't have anything
to do with the game.
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You know, Ostertag just wanted
his three dollars back
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-for renting Kazaam.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Did you see Shaq in that hat?
Come on.
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And finally, what's the guy,
Nushawn Williams,
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the guy who knowingly
gave AIDS to young girls,
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has been diagnosed
with being a schizophrenic.
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Schizophrenic, you know,
and the prosecutor says,
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"I don't care
how many personalities you have,
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-they all got the same dick!"
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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(CHEERING)
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So...
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Okay. Now, tonight, normally,
I don't point out, you know,
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people in the audience.
But tonight,
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we have a celebrity
in the audience. And--
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Now, let's give a big hand
to the winner
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of the New York City Marathon,
John Kagwe.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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CHRIS ROCK: Con--
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Congratulations, John.
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(COUGHS)
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John, when did you know
you had the race won?
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(PANTS)
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John, are you planning
on running in the Olympics?
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(COUGHS)
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Well, thanks for being with us,
John. And congratulations.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Okay. We got
a great show tonight.
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We got the
Reverend Jesse Jackson
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-in the house.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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We got the "Microphone Fiend,"
Rakim is in the house!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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And don't forget to give it up
for my man
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Grandmaster Flash!
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(SCRATCHING)
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Now, this past Tuesday
was Election Day.
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You know, the Election Day!
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And this year, I decided
to get more involved
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with the democratic process.
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So, I hit the streets
and spoke to representatives
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from each political party
to find out what were my options
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as a voter. Check it out.
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The Republicans are the party
to end slavery.
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They're the party that elected
the first Blacks.
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They're the party
that established
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Harvard University
in Washington D.C.
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Did they give you that hat?
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Great advances
helping consumers,
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helping our environment,
helping our children,
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have really come out
of the Democratic party.
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Well, you should be independent
like I am.
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Why should Chris Rock
become a communist?
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Well, because, man,
first of all you'd make
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all the headlines
across the world.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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We believe the drug war
is totally wrong.
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And prohibition is wrong
in a free society.
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-What's your favorite drug?
-Marijuana.
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Marijuana. That's a shock.
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What would your first act
be as president?
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Now, first I would break
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the diplomatic relations
with Canada.
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We advocate
nonviolent resistance
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the way Martin Luther King
and Gandhi did.
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What did Canada
ever do to you?
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-Quite a lot of things.
-There's a lot of cool Canadians
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out there, man.
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Don't you like Michael J. Fox?
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He should be a citizen
of the United States.
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He's been here for, what,
12, 14, 16 years?
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Actually, Craig,
I've been here 18 years.
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Oh, and a word of advice,
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you might want to lay off
the Canadian bacon.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You-- you're the white guy
who voted for Al Sharpton.
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Yeah, am I the only one?
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-I doubt it.
-I don't know.
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We're trying to find
another one.
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How long do you think it would
take us to kick Canada's ass?
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Four minutes.
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Yo, Schoonmaker,
I think it'd take about
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three minutes for me
to kick your ass.
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What would someone
have to do to provoke you?
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Like, would you ever hit--
strike back?
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I've never been able to solve
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anything in my life
by getting angry.
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What about now?
What about now, bitch?
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I try to train myself to never
get angry with people.
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-I always try to figure--
-Shut the fuck up!
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Yo, I'll kill you,
you pacifist motherfucker!
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Shut up!
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The first thing we would do
is launch a national campaign
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for full employment
for everyone.
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Do you hold down
a steady job?
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-Yes, I do.
-CHRIS: What do you do?
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I drive a forklift.
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CHRIS: You drive a forklift?
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Do you think
they should legalize crack?
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Yes.
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-How about heroin?
-Yes.
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Is there anything in the world
that should be illegal ?
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Murder.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Pornography should be kept
away from children.
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But you know Abraham Lincoln
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bought pornography
for 1,000 dollars.
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-♪ (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Now, you can go and buy
a piece of nonsense,
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which I won't undo-- uncover
for less than five dollars.
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This is great.
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I mean, I'd show it
to you-- No, no.
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I think
I would have a heart attack
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just looking at it.
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Come on. The minute
you make your first dollar,
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you join the party.
When you see the--
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But they don't have any
Black people except for you.
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Yeah. In fact, I've known some
nice people in pornography
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like Candida Royalle.
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Your husband's
a Black Republican, too?
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No, he's a Democrat.
But he votes Republican.
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He tells you this,
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so you won't hit him
upside the head with a hat.
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No.
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-What's her name? Diana Hanson.
-Yeah. Diana Hanson.
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-Don't beat me up now.
-Well, I don't do that.
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Don't stab me
with your Republican knife.
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I'll put you in lotion and let
you just soften to death.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS)
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Yeah. Hyapatia Lee.
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And what's her name?
Candy Samples.
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She gives you
plenty of samples.
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-(CHRIS LAUGHING)
-Yeah. She's great. She's great.
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Democrats are provably
better dancers.
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♪ (WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Let me ask you this.
Are democrats better dancers
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than Republicans?
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My next guest
has run for president
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of the United States twice
and is founder
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of the Rainbow Coalition.
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Please welcome the Reverend
Jesse Jackson.
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Look at it.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, WHISTLING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-They love you, Jesse.
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Oh, my God.
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Let me just say right now,
I'm a big fan.
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The first time I ever voted
was for you.
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First time I even thought
about voting was for you. I--
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
-Like, I--
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First time,
it was a passionate vote.
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I mean, I voted since,
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but it was just-- I might
as well have been getting a paper or something.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-It was like,
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"Yeah, I'll vote for Clinton.
Here you go."
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But when I voted for you,
it was from my heart. Now...
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-what do you do, Jesse? I mean--
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-(CHUCKLES)
-We see you at the rallies.
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And what-- I mean--
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-I suppose--
-This is like an honest question.
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Indeed it is, you know,
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when I look at the young people
here tonight,
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I fight for freedom.
I fight for the American Dream.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING)
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I--
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I went to jail July 17, 1960
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because I couldn't use
a library.
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I went to jail because
we could not use
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a downtown eating facility.
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And that struggle
has not stopped.
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In some sense, we all fight
for the American Dream.
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And the American Dream
is on the assault.
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If the American Dream
is one big tent
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where all of us live
with equal protection
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under the law,
and equal opportunity,
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equal actions and fair share,
the dream is on the attack.
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And so, why I do fight?
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Because every city
I visit, Chris,
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there are two new buildings,
new ballpark and a new jail.
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And somehow, locking youth up
rather than lifting them up
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is not right, and so I fight.
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-CHRIS: That's right.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS)
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But it's like,
wait, you're here,
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so I might
as well just ask questions.
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Okay, we say affirmative action
isn't a Black thing.
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We say welfare
isn't a Black thing.
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But any time there's a rally
to keep anything going,
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the white people
don't show up.
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-It's just us marching.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Shouldn't we just pull back
some time and say,
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"We ain't marching
for y'all no more."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-'Cause it makes us look bad.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-It makes us look-- You know,
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if we the only ones out there,
"We want it,"
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we look like-- we look bad.
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Well, I think there are probably
two ways to look at it.
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Number one, affirmative action,
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it's mostly for white,
and female, and young.
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CHRIS: I know,
but if you have a rally
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and there's only Black people
there, call off the rally.
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-And--
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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And as bad as that is,
what's worse than that--
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You know what I mean?
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What's worse than that, though,
if nobody shows up.
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-You're right.
-And, so--
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But if we have a welfare rally,
I know there's more white people on welfare.
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But if only Black people there,
call it off.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHS)
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'Cause it just-- It just looks
bad. It just looks bad.
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But then
when there's no protest,
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-there's no progress.
-Yeah, but if it's just us
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then they're like,
"Oh, them niggas just want
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-some free money."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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I mean, suppose Rosa Parks
had waited for white people.
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-You're right, okay.
-I mean, suppose
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Dr. King had waited
for Billy Graham.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-I mean, so--
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-CHRIS: Ooh! Whoo!
-Whoo!
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-And so-- (LAUGHS)
-Ooh!
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I mean, There is
and will always be more whites,
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and browns, and Blacks.
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There's nothing wrong with us
leading the way.
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We are also capable of leading.
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And we have led the movement
to humanize America.
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We've led the movement
for gender equality
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and racial justice. And so,
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there's nothing wrong with us
using our moral authority
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-and our sense of survival...
-Okay.
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...to fight to open up the doors
for everybody. And that's--
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At the end of the day,
the dream is
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everybody having protection
under one big tent.
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CHRIS: Okay. I'm down
to one last question, 'cause I know my producers--
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JESSE JACKSON:
South Carolina man.
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I'm from Andrews,
South Carolina. Now, how come--
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This is what
I always wanted to know, too.
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Just Black leadership,
in general,
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how come we always focus on
what the white man's thinking?
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Why can't we just focus
on our own thing?
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Can we just focus
on cleaning up the ghetto?
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-It's like a lot of times--
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-a lot of times--
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It's like, years ago,
couple years ago.
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I'm in Chicago. I was with you
and Al Sharpton.
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And like, I was covering a rally
for Comedy Central,
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and brothers was marching
for equal rights.
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Marching past garbage.
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Of course, white people
ain't giving you a damn thing.
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Why don't you clean up
your fucking house, you know?
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I didn't mean to curse
in front of the Reverend,
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-but you know what I'm saying?
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You know what I'm saying?
(CHUCKLES)
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-You know what I'm saying?
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I'm saying... (STUTTERS)
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We were just talking backstage,
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and you wanted me
to get more involved.
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I'm like, "Let's clean up
the damn hood."
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Black people and white people.
Poor Black people
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and poor white people live
in the same conditions.
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Only thing, Black people
paint on their houses.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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It's free advertising.
(CHUCKLES)
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But, you know, I think
the point is people--
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If we straighten out ourselves,
people would deal with us
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as human beings.
Don't you agree a little bit?
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If your kid wants something,
and his room is dirty,
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you say, "Get back
and clean up your room.
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-Then tell me what you want."
-Well, cleanliness
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is always close to godliness.
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-There's no question about that.
-CHRIS: Yes! Thank you.
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But if you live
in a certain area of town
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where they cut off
access to Capitol.
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-CHRIS: Yes.
-And cut off access to jobs--
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It don't mean you can't pick up
a damn piece of paper
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-in front of your house!
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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-But, but--
-It don't mean that.
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My mother used to make me
clean up my yard
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and the two yards
next door to us.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-I think it's important.
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You should be able to pick up
paper and pick up a paycheck.
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Pick up paper
and a pick up a diploma.
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We were broke, and we still
picked up the paper.
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-My daddy was on strike
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and I'm out there
sweeping away, man.
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Well, my grandmother used
to make us clean the dirt
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-with a brush broom.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Having said that, even that
is no substitute for the right
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-of an education...
-I know. I know.
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-...a job, and healthcare.
-I know, you're right.
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But we got to get
on our own stuff a little bit.
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We got to smack our own kids
upside the head
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-every now and then.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
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No.
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That's it!
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-Thank you very much.
-Love you, too.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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All right, here to perform
some tracks
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off his new double album
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The 18th Letter
and The Book Of Life,
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it's one of the greatest rappers
that ever lived.
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-The "Microphone Fiend," Rakim!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(SINGING)
♪ Thinkin' of a master plan ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nothingBut sweat inside my hands ♪
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♪ So I think of all, you knowThe things I did ♪
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♪ You know, back in the daysWith a stick-up kid ♪
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♪ I blow the spot up quickYou know my style, y'all ♪
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♪ The phenomenaRocking my law ♪
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♪ Came to blow it upOn The Chris Rock Show ♪
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♪ You know, ready to goMake the microphone blow ♪
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♪ Yo, I got great tuneAnd the crew ♪
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♪ Made my new debut ♪
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♪ Came to play youNew tune from my new crew ♪
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♪ Blow it up one timeThen I say, one, two ♪
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♪ So, just throw your handsIn the air ♪
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♪ And wave themLike you just don't care ♪
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♪ Say, yeah... ♪
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-AUDIENCE: ♪ Yeah! ♪
-(EXCLAIMS)
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♪ Break it down ♪
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♪ Chris Rock we gonna do itLike this, you know? ♪
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♪ Hey, yo, you know what? ♪
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♪ Hit the studio'Cause I'm paid in full... ♪
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You know what I'm saying?
We gonna do it like that.
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Break it down like that.
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♪ Yo, I ain't no jokeI used to let the mic smoke ♪
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♪ Now, I slam it when I'm doneAnd make sure it's broke ♪
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♪ When I'm goneI wrote this song ♪
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♪ 'Cause I won't let nobodyPress up, mess up ♪
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♪ The scene I set ♪
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♪ I like to stand in a crowdWatch the people wonder ♪
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♪ Damn, well, think about itThen you'll understand ♪
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♪ I'm just an addictAddicted to music ♪
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♪ Maybe it's a habitI gotta use it ♪
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♪ Even if it's jazzOr the quiet storm ♪
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♪ I hook a beat upConvert it in a hip-hop form ♪
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♪ Write a rhyme and graffiti inEvery show you see me in ♪
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♪ Deep concentrationChris rock is the comedian ♪
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♪ Jokers are wildIf you wanna be tame ♪
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♪ I treat you like a childThen you're gonna be named ♪
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♪ Come on, another enemyNot even a friend to me ♪
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♪ 'Cause you'll get friedIn the end ♪
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♪ When you pretendTo be competing ♪
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♪ I just put your mindOn pause ♪
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♪ Beat when you compareMy rhyme with yours ♪
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♪ Break it down, baby... ♪
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Check this out, ya'll.
Just talk about rap.
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Check it out.
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♪ It's been a long timeI shouldn't have left you ♪
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♪ Without a strong rhymeTo step to ♪
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♪ Think of how many weak showsYou slept through ♪
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♪ Time's upSorry I kept you ♪
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♪ Thinkin' of thisYou keep repeating, you miss ♪
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♪ The rhymes from the microphoneSolo where ♪
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♪ So you sit by the radioHand on the dial ♪
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♪ So, as you're hearingPump up the volume... ♪
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(EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)
Don't stop. Check it out, y'all.
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♪ I was a fiendBefore I became teen ♪
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♪ I melted microphoneInstead of cones of ice cream ♪
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♪ Music orientatedWhen hip-hop was originated ♪
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♪ Fitted like piecesOf a puzzle, complicated ♪
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♪ 'Cause I grabbed the micAnd try to say, yes, ya'll ♪
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♪ They tried to take itAnd say that I'm too small ♪
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♪ Cool'Cause I don't get upset ♪
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♪ Kick a hole in the speakerPull the plug, then I jet ♪
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♪ Back to the labWithout a mic to grab ♪
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♪ So, then I addAll the rhymes I had ♪
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♪ One after the other oneThen I make another one ♪
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♪ To diss the opposite then askIf the brother's done ♪
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♪ I get a cravingLike a fiend for nicotine ♪
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♪ I don't need a cigaretteKnow what I mean? ♪
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♪ I'm ragingRipping up the stage ♪
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♪ And don't it sound amazing? ♪
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♪ 'Cause every rhyme is madeAnd thought of ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's sort ofAn addiction ♪
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♪ Magnetized by the mixing ♪
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♪ Vocals, vocabularyYour verses, you're stuck in ♪
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♪ The mic is a DranoVolcanoes erupting ♪
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♪ Rhymes overflowingGradually growing ♪
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♪ Everything is writtenIn the cold ♪
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♪ So it could coincideMy thoughts to guide ♪
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♪ Forty-eight tracks to slide ♪
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♪ The invincibleMicrophone fiend, Rakim ♪
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♪ Spread the word ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm in E-F-F-E-C-T ♪
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♪ A smooth operatorOperating correctly ♪
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♪ But back to the problemI got a habit ♪
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♪ They can't solve itSilly rabbit ♪
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♪ The prescriptionIs a Hypertone ♪
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♪ That's thorough when I fiendFor a microphone like heroin ♪
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♪ Soon as the bass kicksI need a fix ♪
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♪ Gimme a stage, and a micAnd a mix ♪
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♪ And I'll put you in a moodOr is it a state of ♪
507
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♪ Being aware, just bewareIt's the reanimator ♪
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♪ A menace to a microphoneLethal weapon, assassinator ♪
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♪ If the people ain't steppin' ♪
510
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♪ You see a part of meThat you never seen ♪
511
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♪ When I'm fiendin'For a microphone ♪
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♪ It's the microphone fiend ♪
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♪ Yeah, break it down ♪
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Chris rock. One love, y'all.
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And The 18th letter,
always and forever, ya'll.
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That's all, y'all, for tonight.
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I'd like to thank my guests
the Reverend Jesse Jackson
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and Rakim.
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-Yo, Flash, take us out.
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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ANNOUNCER: For a video copyof The Chris Rock Show
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tape it yourselfwhen it's repeated.
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Just put a blank tapein the VCR, set a timer,and that's it.
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Don't give us this,"Oh, I don't know how to programmy VCR," shit.
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Everyone knows how by now.
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Only a moronwould spend 25 bucks
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for a tape he could do at homefor three. Act now.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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