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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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ANNOUNCER: From New York City,it's The Chris Rock Show!
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Tonight,comedian Chris Spencer.
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Musical guest, Bobby Brown.
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Plus, musical director,Grandmaster Flash.
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Ladies and gentlemen,Chris Rock!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Hello!
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Yo!
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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Oh, sit down!
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Oh, you sittin',
well, sit lower.
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Thank you, everybody,
for coming to the show.
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It's been a crazy, crazy week.
Crazy insane week.
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Uh, what happened this week?
Mike Tyson!
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Mike Tyson, you know.
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-Iron Mike.
-(CROWD LAUGHING)
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-Bitey McGee.
-(CROWD LAUGHING)
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Uh, Mike Tyson was injured
in a motorcycle accident
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this week. That's right.
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You know what the bad news is
for Mike?
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Not only did he break
a couple of ribs
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but now, the motorcycle
is suing him
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for ten million dollars.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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They gonna take
all Mike's money.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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That's right, more--
In more sports news,
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the Dallas Cowboys,
they lost again last week.
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The Cowboys--
Four and four, man.
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-And they are--
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Cowboys are in danger
of missing the playoffs, man.
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Now, Coach Barry Switzer said,
"Yo, we got to get back to doing the things
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that made us
a championship team!"
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That's right! Fuckin' strippers
and smoking crack.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Cowboys! You know.
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You know. (CHUCKLES)
It's the Cowboys.
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Now, in a-- In New York,
in New York,
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desperate challenger,
Ruth Metzinger, the one--
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she's going against Giuliani,
trying to be the mayor,
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said Mayor Giuliani
does not deserve credit
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for New York's drop in crime.
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She said, "Hey, have we
forgotten about Spiderman?"
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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That's what she said,
I didn't make it up.
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You know what else happened
this week? Uh...
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Method Man.
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Method Man of the Wu-Tang Clan
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was arrested and charged,
you know. And, you know,
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he's going to go
to jail or something,
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was arrested for beating up
a security guard.
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That's right, Method, you know.
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He came to bring the pain,
Method did.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Now, Method Man--
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Now, you know he's gonna have
a hard time in court, man,
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'cause the only
character witness he got
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is the Old Dirty Bastard.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Fucked up.
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Your Honor, he's a good man.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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More show business news,
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Tupac Shakur's mother, Mama Pac,
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has started
her own record company,
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which is great. It's great.
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The only problem
is now Biggie's mama's
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trying to kill her.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(AUDIENCE BOOING)
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-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Hey, that shit was funny.
Fuck all y'all.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHS)
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If you like that one,
here's a new one.
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Anybody hear about the guy,
this is the guy--
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What's the guy,
the Milli Vanilli guy,
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-who's giving everybody AIDS?
The guy, uh... -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
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-What's the guy?
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: Nushawn.
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Yeah. Nushawn.
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He ain't like the old Shawn.
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He's the Nushawn,
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giving all these girls AIDS,
man.
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It's fucked up.
You know what's wild?
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The judge gave him
an unusual punishment.
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The judge said, "You know what?
Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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(CHEERING)
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And finally, finally,
the Million Woman March!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Million Woman March
was on last week.
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I talked to--
In-- in Philadelphia.
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-In Philadelphia. Yeah.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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I-- I talked to Ice Cube.
He called it, uh,
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"Bitches by the bell."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, EXLAIMING)
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I didn't say it.
Ice Cube said it.
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(AUDIENCE BOOING)
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And Too Short said it too!
Anyway.
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Last Saturday,
after a year of planning.
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Now, you know why it took
so long to get it going?
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Because organizers
had to make sure
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that no two women had on
the same outfit.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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You know,
at the Million Woman March,
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there were the moving speeches
from people like Maxine Waters,
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Winnie Mandela, and, uh,
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here are
some inspirational words
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from the lovely Jada Pinkett.
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I am here today...
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because this is an act
of power, women.
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-Okay?
-CROWD: Yes!
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-Everybody say ho!
-CROWD: Ho!
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-Ho!
-CROWD: Ho!
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Now scream.
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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ALL: The roof, the roof,
the roof is on fire!
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We don't need no water,
let the motherfucker burn!
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Burn, motherfucker, burn!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Okay, ya'll. We've got
a great show tonight.
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We've got Chris Spencer
in the house.
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We've got Bobby Brown
in the house!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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And I want you to give it up
for Grandmaster Flash!
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(SCRATCHING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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That's right. Now the election
is coming very soon.
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So I want you all to watch this
paid political announcement.
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NARRATOR: On Tuesday,November 4th,
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you have an importantdecision to make.
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Vote no on proposition 238.
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The fat cats in Washingtonare telling you that 238
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will lower your property taxesby five percent.
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But read the fine print.
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Two thirty-eight will also cutMedicare allowances
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and replace the American flagwith a piece of bubble wrap.
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The free-spending Democratswant you to think 238
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will helpunderprivileged children.
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But read the fine print.
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It says, "Underprivilegedchildren can kiss my ass."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-NARRATOR: Sure, under 238,
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your property taxeswill go down.
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But pancakes will costa million dollars...
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each.
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Big business Republicansdon't want you to know that 238
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is the numberbetween 237 and 239.
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But it is.
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Sure, prop 238 will save yousome tax dollars.
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But read the fine print.
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It says, "Anyone caughtreading fine print
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-will have their eyes removed."
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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NARRATOR:
And if that's not bad enough,
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238 will changethe national anthem
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to "Baby Got Back."
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♪ ("BABY GOT BACK"
BY SIR MIX-A-LOT PLAYING) ♪
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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NARRATOR: What kind of countrytakes off their hat to sing
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"Baby Got Back" and salutesa piece of bubble wrap?
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Not America.If the 238 passes,
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America will be officiallyreferred to as Poopyland.
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Sure, your property taxeswill go down,
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but do you really wantto own property in Poopyland?
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I'm Al Sharpton.Vote no on proposition 238
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or we'll all be livingin Poopyland.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Now, my first guest tonight
is the former host
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of Vibe TV show.
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Please welcome
Chris Spencer, come on!
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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-What's the deal, baby?
-Chris Spencer.
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-Yes, sir.
-All right.
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You was minding
your own business,
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and Quincy called you up
and says, "Do this show."
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-Right.
-Just minding your own business.
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-Doing nothing.
-Just--
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just chillin', ridin' along.
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A little bit of gardening,
a couple of pornos, and that was it.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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And they tell you to do
this show out of the blue sky.
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And then they give Keenan
a show at the same damn time.
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Now, let me ask you this.
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How did they tell you
you had the show?
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-That's first of all.
-Uh, actually,
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I was at home.
Minding my own business.
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And Quincy actually called me
from his car phone.
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Or helicopter phone,
or something.
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And just called me
and told me, uh,
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actually, I'd been chosen out
of whatever, two or three hundred people,
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to do the job
and be the host of Vibe.
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Okay. Now, Quincy's cool.
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Quincy, like, produces
like Michael Jackson, you know.
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And, uh, he's the biggest
music producer ever.
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But, like, the Vibe thing
is some comedy shit.
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-Right.
-Now what kind of comic advice
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did you get from Quincy Jones?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHS)
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He didn't actually
give me any comedy advice.
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He just kind of, you know,
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-uh--
-CHRIS ROCK: When the joke
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didn't work, he said,
"Give it more high hat."
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-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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He didn't give me
any comedy advice.
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He just gave me
positive advice about, you know,
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about the show and, you know,
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the history of, you know,
of late-night talk shows.
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Nothing--
nothing ever about comedy.
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And how-- how did you know
it was going bad?
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Ho-- I knew like around--
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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When y'all stopped watching.
No, uh...
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When you were coming down
the elevator,
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"Hey, this ain't funky now."
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The elevator got stuck.
No, what happened,
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they started telling me
the show was too Black.
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And I was like,
“Yo, what you mean?
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I'm not
passing out fried chicken,
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I ain't interviewing Crips.
What you mean, ‘Too Black?'"
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And so, uh-- And then, you know,
and, uh,
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people started acting weird
around me.
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-(CHRIS CHUCKLES) How did they--
-Like, you know,
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they'd be like,
"Hey, Chris, how you doin'?"
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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"That nigga ain't gonna
be here too long, is he, though?"
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-"Yeah," he said.
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It just became awkward.
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And then you
how you get free stuff--
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When you go on TV
you get free stuff.
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-Right.
-And the people were
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calling me back asking
for the shit back, almost.
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-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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"Hey, hey, Chris, how you doing?
This is Heather, um,
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have you worn
those Reeboks?"
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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"Okay.
No, I was gonna take them.
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I was gonna give
the new Manut Bols."
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So everything just
became kind of awkward.
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-Oh, that's fucked up.
-Yeah.
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(CHUCKLES) That's fucked up.
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But it was a great opportunity.
244
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You know. People know my name.
And they go,
245
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"Hey, that's the nigga
that got fired. Hey, what's up?"
246
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-"Okay. Hey!"
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
247
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-(CHUCKLES) Hey!
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
248
00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:13,172
-So, it was cool, it was cool.
-(CHUCKLES)
249
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You're taking it cool.
250
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,330
-AUDIENCE: Aw!
-I'm good.
251
00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:18,752
He got a nice house.
252
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,883
I stole this from wardrobe
of the show.
253
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:22,998
I'm all right.
254
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,543
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-I'm gonna be all right.
255
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-(CHUCKELS)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
256
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:30,752
How did they tell you
that they were replacing you?
257
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:33,133
Oh, now, this was the part
that was kinda weird.
258
00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,828
I was at home sleeping,
and my grandmother called me
259
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,457
and told me she heard
on the news
260
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that they were looking
for a new host.
261
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,170
-Your grandma?
-My grandmother called me.
262
00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:43,582
Then I got a page
from the producers of the show
263
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inviting me to breakfast.
264
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,077
-AUDIENCE: Aw.
-And I was like, "Uh--"
265
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That's some Godfather shit.
266
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Yeah, seriously.
267
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And I was like, "Um, breakfast?
I'm not hungry."
268
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Yeah, it was awkward.
269
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,003
It was-- But, you know,
hey, I'm here, right?
270
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,003
I got to be on
The Chris Rock Show, right?
271
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,833
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-You know what's dumb?
272
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,457
Is that I love--
You know, I was afraid
273
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,212
what was the love gonna
be like on the east coast?
274
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,832
And I went to a club last night
in New Jersey.
275
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The Peppermint Lounge.
The comedy club, you ever been there?
276
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:17,128
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yeah!
-And the crowd was-- It was rough last night.
277
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,208
Brothers was fighting.
But I walked in,
278
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,002
they were fighting, they were
beating each other's ass,
279
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,713
and the dude stopped,
shook my hand, and said,
280
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,082
"Hey, man. I loved your show,"
and then started fighting again.
281
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,667
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
282
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,920
So you know I appreciate
all the love you guys give.
283
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,130
Now, how does it feel
to be replaced by Sinbad?
284
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,328
-(AUDIENCE CHUCKLE)
-It's--
285
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:33,877
Did you feel like, "Hey, man,
286
00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,788
I could wear
some crazy pants, too?"
287
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,285
-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
288
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You know what's awkward?
289
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,252
-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
290
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,173
Hey, I love Sinbad.
Sinbad's my man.
291
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,210
You know what's awkward
is, like, Vibe was my girl.
292
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You know. So I got to turn on
the TV every night
293
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:50,542
and watch somebody fuck my girl,
that's what's awkward.
294
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,375
-AUDIENCE: Oh!
-You know,
295
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:55,628
so it's like, you know,
I got people going, you know--
296
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,788
People coming to me going,
"Hey, man, didn't you use to hit that?"
297
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,785
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-And he's doing a good job.
298
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,995
So that means he's fucking her
better than me, so...
299
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,713
It's just kind of weird.
But, you know.
300
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,132
I'm glad to see
the brother succeed.
301
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,578
No, man.
I'm just glad you came, man.
302
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,827
You got, like,
a positive attitude.
303
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,287
People like, "What's gonna
happen to him, man?"
304
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,705
People think I'm going
to commit suicide.
305
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,082
"Hey, man,
I'm sorry about the show."
306
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,327
Offering me stuff I already got.
307
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,707
"Yo, man,
you ever need a haircut..."
308
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:23,042
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
309
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:24,955
And you know what's--
310
00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:27,922
I feel bad, 'cause I'm starting
to milk the sympathy.
311
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,380
You know, I'm going to clubs,
talking to girls,
312
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,748
"You heard what happened
to me, right?"
313
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:35,333
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-"Yeah, uh--
314
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,997
Yeah, I just want maybe
a hug and come through,
315
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,173
you know. What time you want
to come over, 4:00? No.
316
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,330
Um, come over at 3:00,
I'm getting a haircut at 4:00."
317
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,497
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
318
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,043
Yo, man,
thanks for coming on the show.
319
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,535
One love. Thank you very much.
320
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,415
And you can always get
a haircut here.
321
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:52,250
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
322
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,880
Chris Spencer,
ladies and gentlemen.
323
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,498
Now, today,
you know what today is,
324
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,133
-Halloween.
-AUDIENCE: Yeah!
325
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,328
Halloween, trick or kill you.
326
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,877
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Yeah, today's Halloween.
327
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,038
The one day where
we wanna be scared.
328
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,375
You know what people
think about on Halloween.
329
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,998
Ghosts, goblins.
330
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,793
And the creepiest thing
of all...
331
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,833
death!
332
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,747
So in the spirit of Halloween,
I hit the streets
333
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,293
and talked to some folks
who know more about death
334
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,785
than anyone else
'cause that's their job.
335
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,035
Check this out.
336
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,035
PATRICIA A. MORRIS:
Well, whatever it isthat comforts their heart,
337
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,285
that's what we'll do.
338
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:36,285
Has anybody ever gotten
a weave sewed to their head,
339
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,665
-like a dead lady...
-Yes.
340
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,130
-...had to have a weave?
-Yes.
341
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,918
You ever have any sales?
342
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,422
Never have any sales.
343
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,040
-Never a sale?
-No.
344
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,995
Never, like,
a buy one, get one free?
345
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,213
No.
346
00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:49,922
Dead lady with a weave.
347
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,130
And no one ever says,
is it her hair on that day.
348
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,328
-They just let it slide?
-No. Yeah.
349
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:56,917
She's dead. It's, like,
no one's gonna say, "That ain't her hair."
350
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,130
What's the craziest thing
you've ever seen at a funeral?
351
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:03,538
I've seen, um,
two sisters fighting
352
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,075
-over an insurance policy.
-CHRIS: Okay.
353
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:09,127
Um, where they pulled
off each other's fur coats,
354
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,878
hats.
355
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,038
Ooh, child, this is the ticket.
356
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,075
I need to talk to you
about that, you know,
357
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,627
'cause, you know,
that's supposed to be my share.
358
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,628
This money is mines.
Reach for it, shorty. (LAUGHS)
359
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,038
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
360
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,535
When these fights go on,
what do you do?
361
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,995
Pray. Hard.
362
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,583
You're going to whip my what?
363
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:29,787
Give me my purse.
364
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,785
Help, she got my purse!
365
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:32,995
CHRIS: Hmm.
366
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,463
That should wanna make
you shout right now.
367
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,712
-Make you wanna whoo!
-(LAUGHS)
368
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:41,082
Can you do the funkiest version
of "Amazing Grace?"
369
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,127
Uh, yeah. Let's see.
370
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:47,038
♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
371
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:51,125
(SINGING) ♪ Amazing grace ♪
372
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,707
♪ How sweet ♪
373
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,917
♪ The sound ♪
374
00:15:57,083 --> 00:16:01,133
♪ That saved an old wretch ♪
375
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,503
♪ Like me ♪
376
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,673
♪ You never know ♪
377
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,170
♪ You're my hero ♪
378
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,963
(SINGING) ♪ You just call on meBrother ♪
379
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,172
♪ When you need a hand ♪
380
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:25,630
♪ We all need somebodyTo lean on ♪
381
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:30,628
♪ (BALLPARK MUSIC
PLAYING ON ORGAN) ♪
382
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,998
Would you print something like,
"That's all, folks?"
383
00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,002
That we might be able
to get away with.
384
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,883
Now, if your child were
to go to school
385
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,378
-and save another kid's life...
-Mm-hmm.
386
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,878
...would you give 'em a beating?
387
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,208
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
388
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,922
Because that's money
out your pocket.
389
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,330
Have you ever picked up fares
just to make extra money?
390
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,917
-No.
-Cab service,
391
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,540
-take somebody to the airport?
-No.
392
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,035
If the casket falls out,
393
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,625
do you lose points
on your license?
394
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,628
-No.
-Do you need a special license
395
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,128
-to drive a hearse?
-No.
396
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,998
♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
397
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:05,133
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
398
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,535
Hey! What's up, baby?
399
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,883
They don't have a DJ
at the funeral?
400
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:18,458
Once.
401
00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:27,082
-♪ (FUNERAL MARCH PLAYING) ♪
-(SCRATCHING)
402
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,537
Is there a lot
of taxidermy work in Harlem?
403
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,125
PEDRO J. TEBAR:
Actually, I'm the first.
404
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,328
Do you ever threaten your kids?
You know,
405
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,537
"Do your homework
or I'll stuff you?"
406
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,915
Uh, no, but I say that
to my dog all the time.
407
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,003
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
408
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:44,043
You ever scared they're gonna
come to life one night and kill you?
409
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,213
No.
410
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,292
Unless I'm drunk.
411
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,792
When I'm drunk, I stare at them
and they be staring back.
412
00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:55,252
♪ (OMINOUS TUNE PLAYS) ♪
413
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,463
Do they ever speak
when you're drunk?
414
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,382
No. No. They just stare.
415
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:04,577
(LAUGHTER)
416
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,457
Do you plan on being stuffed?
417
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:07,882
I would like it.
418
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,463
(CACKLING)
419
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,962
PATRICIA: Well, whatever it isthat comforts their heart,
420
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,172
that's what we'll do.
421
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,210
PROFESSOR JOE BOWLES: (SINGING)
♪ Amazing grace ♪
422
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:20,327
♪ How sweet the sound... ♪
423
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,127
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
424
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,165
Hey, it's Halloween.
425
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,210
For all the kids
who stayed home tonight
426
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,382
and want to catch up
on this week's events,
427
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:35,578
here's The Chris Rock Show's
"News For Kids."
428
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,627
-Just for kids.
-♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
429
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:45,290
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
430
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:50,575
-Hi, kids, I'm Wanda Witch.
-And I'm Scoopo the Clown.
431
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:54,627
And this is "News For Kids."
432
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,128
Today, three people were shot
and killed in Brooklyn
433
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,128
in a gangland murder.
434
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:03,128
The victims had their faces
blown clean off!
435
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:07,078
(LAUGHS)
436
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,747
Police are searching
for a suspect
437
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:11,003
they describe as somebody
with a gun who shot
438
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,293
and killed three people.
439
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,035
-Wanda?
-Clean off?
440
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,705
-Clean off.
-(LAUGHS)
441
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:21,000
Today,
killer nanny Louise Woodward
442
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:24,333
was sentenced to life in prison
after being convicted
443
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,997
in the shaking death
of a little baby boy.
444
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:32,003
Woodward admits she shook
the baby to try to calm him
445
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,923
because he wouldn't stop crying
after she had violently
446
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,500
slammed him on the floor.
447
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,633
(BOTH LAUGH)
448
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:43,168
Wowsy-wee!
Oh, that must've been rough.
449
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,000
He wouldn't stop crying.
450
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:49,253
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
451
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,963
In other news,
57 million condoms were recalled
452
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,382
this week
after the company learned
453
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,378
the shipment was defective.
454
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,538
Showing compassion,
a company spokesman said,
455
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,705
"If you get pregnant
as a result of our mistake,
456
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:02,882
the abortion's on us." Wanda?
457
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:04,128
Now that's fair.
458
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,128
-That's very fair. (LAUGHS)
-That's very fair.
459
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:10,748
Now, with financial news,
here's Bunny Rosenblum!
460
00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:12,213
Wall Street suffered a record
461
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:14,332
554-point drop
this past Monday,
462
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,997
followed by a record rebound
of 337 points.
463
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,133
Today the SMP
suffered moderate losses--
464
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,458
Thanks a lot, Bunny!
Thanks a lot.
465
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:26,252
Right now with sports is...
(STUTTERS) ...Tom Twinkletoes!
466
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,083
-Thanks, clown.
-All right.
467
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,457
Well, kids, it looks like
468
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,962
old Charles Barkley's at it
again.
469
00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,922
That's right.
He's no role model.
470
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,170
You know what happened?
471
00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:37,172
He was at a restaurant,
just eating,
472
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,130
when this guy came up
and started calling him names.
473
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:44,498
And then the bad man poured ice
all over Sir Charles.
474
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:45,793
Sir Charles didn't like that,
475
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,955
so he started pushing
the guy in the face.
476
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,502
"Get out of here.
Fuck you. I hate you.
477
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,253
You cracker bastard!
Take that, you piece of shit."
478
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,883
And then he got really mad.
And then he picked him up
479
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,168
and threw him
through the glass!
480
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,040
Just like that. He said,
"I hope you die,
481
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,075
motherfucker, die!"
482
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:05,707
(ALL LAUGHING)
483
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,165
And that's the sports.
484
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,920
(BOTH LAUGHING)
485
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,080
Wowsy-wee,
that was some ass-kicking.
486
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,457
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
487
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,082
Yeah, when the guy's littler
than you. Yeah.
488
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,077
Oh, boy.
Well, that's "News For Kids."
489
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,957
And one more tip.
Remember, kids,
490
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,172
don't take any candies
from strangers
491
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
unless it's your favorite.
492
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,293
-I'm Scoopo the Clown.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
493
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,205
-Goodnight, everybody.
-Goodnight!
494
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:33,212
-♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
495
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,168
His new album Forever
hits the stores next week.
496
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,290
Here to perform the song
"Feelin' Inside,"
497
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,325
-give it up for Bobby Brown!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
498
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:48,292
♪ ("FEELIN' INSIDE" PLAYING) ♪
499
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,035
What I want you all to do...
500
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:52,577
is get on up.
501
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,375
Get up!
502
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,785
Come on!
503
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:06,037
You are now listenin'
to the sounds of...
504
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,998
your boy Bobby, baby.
505
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:16,082
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
506
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,040
(SINGING)
♪ You see now lately ♪
507
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:25,035
♪ There's been a funny feelin' ♪
508
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:29,165
♪ That won't stop bothering me ♪
509
00:22:30,042 --> 00:22:33,212
♪ See, I try to shake it ♪
510
00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:36,382
♪ Erase itFrom my heart and mind ♪
511
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:40,288
♪ But it justDon't want to leave ♪
512
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,503
♪ Oh ♪
513
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:46,213
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ I can't explain the wayYou driving me insane ♪
514
00:22:46,292 --> 00:22:52,132
♪ I can't explain the wayYou drive me insane ♪
515
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,878
♪ No, I can't ♪
516
00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:55,458
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ And I can't complain ♪
517
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,462
♪ 'Cause, girlI love that thing ♪
518
00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:01,292
♪ Love the thingsThat you do ♪
519
00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:05,995
♪ When you doWhat you do to me ♪
520
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,003
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ I've got this feelin', baby ♪
521
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,463
♪ I've got this feelin' inside ♪
522
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,752
♪ Tonight's gonna be all right ♪
523
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,333
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ I've got this feelin' ♪
524
00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:19,577
♪ Baby... ♪
525
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:23,037
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ I've got this feelin' inside ♪
526
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,670
Check it out, check it out,
check it out
527
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,460
♪ See, I've been searchingYo ♪
528
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:34,082
♪ For so long to findThe perfect one for me ♪
529
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:37,247
♪ That I can trust in ♪
530
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,882
♪ And I've been yearning ♪
531
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:46,208
♪ For someone to love meJust for me ♪
532
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:51,792
♪ Just for meWell, well, well, well ♪
533
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,625
♪ I just can't explain ♪
534
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:59,378
♪ Explain the wayYou drive me insane ♪
535
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,630
♪ No, I can't ♪
536
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,328
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ And I can't complain ♪
537
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,787
♪ Baby, I just can't complain ♪
538
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,825
♪ 'Cause I love the thingsThat you do... ♪
539
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:16,627
♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪
540
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:19,578
♪ I've got these feelings ♪
541
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,083
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ Feel it ♪
542
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:24,037
♪ (VOCALIZING) ♪
543
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:26,245
-♪ I... ♪
-♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪
544
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,672
♪ Don't you know that I... ♪
545
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,170
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ Feel it ♪
546
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,830
-♪ Feel it... ♪
-BOBBY BROWN: Hey, y'all.
547
00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:35,707
♪ Deep inside ♪
548
00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:38,042
♪ Goin' up, RoxburyThat's my Bible ♪
549
00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,625
♪ Want my project double ♪
550
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,918
♪ Show some mad loveThere you go ♪
551
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,130
♪ No matter what happensI live under your rocks ♪
552
00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:47,628
I remain with my microphone.
Cut! I'm out!
553
00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:53,078
BACKUP SINGERS: (SINGING)
♪ I've got this feelin'I've got this feelin' inside ♪
554
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,627
♪ See, now ♪
555
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,375
♪ See, now ♪
556
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,168
♪ See, now ♪
557
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,915
♪ See, now, really ♪
558
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,075
♪ There's been a funny ♪
559
00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:16,627
November 4th,
Go pick up the album, y'all.
560
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:17,708
One love.
561
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,580
Bless you, always.
562
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:27,208
-♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
563
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,132
CHRIS:
Yo, that's our show for tonight.
564
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:30,998
I'd like to thank our guests,
Chris Spencer
565
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,253
and B. Brown, Bobby Brown.
We'll see you next week.
566
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,963
Yo, Flash, take us out!
567
00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:38,132
-♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
568
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:02,168
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby!
569
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,130
Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby!
570
00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:10,328
Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby!
571
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:14,577
Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby!
572
00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:18,747
Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby!
573
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:22,753
-Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go!
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
574
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:34,378
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
575
00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:49,495
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
576
00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:54,095
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