Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:38,553
Farid Morocco
2
00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,510
Sir, do we open the city gates
3
00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:47,877
for the cuju game or not?
4
00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,499
Sir?
5
00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:52,132
Sir?
6
00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,043
No way!
7
00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,478
Letting the Super Eagles
in will be catastrophic!
8
00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,236
We cannot hold this match!
9
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,243
Impossible, sir
10
00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,235
Sir, Qiuliang turned Leopard Khan down
11
00:01:08,533 --> 00:01:10,033
and the whole nation was destroyed!
12
00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:26,866
What's going on?
13
00:01:29,734 --> 00:01:30,972
What's that noise from outside?
14
00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,834
Run, sir!
15
00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,906
Protect our master!
16
00:04:10,766 --> 00:04:12,039
Leopard Khan?
17
00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:24,772
We've got trouble!
18
00:04:24,933 --> 00:04:27,036
Your Majesty! The princess has escaped!
19
00:04:31,133 --> 00:04:33,168
My brother, you have always been weak
20
00:04:33,634 --> 00:04:37,635
The entire country knows that
Prime Minister Qin is a traitor
21
00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,569
He is scheming with Leopard Khan
22
00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:42,311
(Emperor Bao'er) to have the Eagle
Claws team hold a match here
23
00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,937
They've forced us to put up
half our land as wager
24
00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,768
It's outright robbery
25
00:04:47,634 --> 00:04:50,009
I'm not fleeing. I'm on a mission
26
00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,658
I will find the masters
of the eight martial arts sects
27
00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,909
and ask them to help us
beat the Eagle Claws
28
00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:57,571
(MinisterQin Nu)
29
00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,036
Damn your sister!
30
00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:04,040
I set up a marriage between
her and Leopard Khan
31
00:05:04,267 --> 00:05:05,801
so we wouldn't have to play this match
32
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,559
Now that your damn sister's gone missing
33
00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,985
Offer land to beg for forgiveness!
34
00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:09,670
Your Majesty
35
00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:12,204
(Senior official Liu Yuen)
the people are resentful
36
00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,474
They say the government
is corrupted and incompetent
37
00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:18,110
We cannot give anymore land away.
If we do
38
00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,008
Leopard Khan will live
right outside the palace!
39
00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:22,132
Piss off!
40
00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,809
If you don't want to give up your land,
then play this match
41
00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:26,674
If you win,
then you can save your country!
42
00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:27,511
Hmph!
43
00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:28,636
Minister Liu!
44
00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:29,908
Are you alright?
45
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,999
Your Majesty!
46
00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:32,932
Your Majesty!
47
00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:37,011
Hurry back, Changping!
48
00:05:39,534 --> 00:05:42,478
ChapterOne
The Phoenix Becomes a Pheasant
49
00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,941
Your Highness, this awesome outfit
50
00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,842
(Palace servant Ju Yige)
may work in concealing our identities
51
00:05:50,866 --> 00:05:53,242
but it's tiring me out!
52
00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,610
(Princess Changping)
To communicate with martial arts masters
53
00:05:56,634 --> 00:05:58,736
we must dress like them
54
00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,076
(Palace servant Ya Dahu) Don't you think we
look like the characters in Ashes of Time?
55
00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,702
Not at all
56
00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:07,010
All I know is that
I have hair in my mouth
57
00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,976
No pain, no gain
58
00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:13,904
Look at the idiots that have been
standing there for four hours
59
00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,601
That lightning rod on his head
60
00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,768
must weight at least ten kilograms!
61
00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:22,009
(Ling) (Mao Cilang)
When I first laid my eyes on this man
62
00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,772
I felt a murderous rage
63
00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:28,543
This murderous rage...
64
00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,769
comes from the woman standing
next to him
65
00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,169
Your Highness
66
00:06:34,534 --> 00:06:36,611
I think they look more like
real martial arts masters!
67
00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:39,002
They're obviously con artists
68
00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:40,132
Let's go!
69
00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,199
Ling
70
00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:46,511
aren't our outfits just awesome?
71
00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,142
Even the Ashes of Time girls fear us!
72
00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:50,932
Lang
73
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,205
you do look pretty awesome!
74
00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:53,665
But, if I may ask...
75
00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,869
what is my outfit supposed to be?
76
00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,573
The invincible East!
77
00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:01,837
Lang
78
00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:05,207
then what about the board on your head?
79
00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:08,104
You don't keep up with fashion trends?
80
00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:11,837
This is the all-powerful,
dashing leader of the Mystic Dragon Cult!
81
00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:12,966
Huh!
82
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,599
Ling
83
00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,205
can you do me a favor?
84
00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,599
Ask away!
85
00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,177
My head itches!
86
00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:25,538
Still itchy?
87
00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:26,665
Thanks!
88
00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:30,538
Sir
89
00:07:30,766 --> 00:07:32,285
Mr. Wang from the archives told me that
90
00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:35,966
the princess took the criminal records of
the eight sect leaders with her
91
00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:37,132
What?
92
00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,099
Prime Minister!
93
00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:41,975
Prime Minister!
94
00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,657
I think the princess will seek the
help of the eight sect leaders!
95
00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,699
So what?
96
00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:48,501
They're all kung fu masters
97
00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:49,803
I'm afraid that...
98
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,171
I'm not afraid of them!
99
00:07:51,766 --> 00:07:52,976
Words of wisdom, Prime Minister!
100
00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,534
Very well!
101
00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:54,899
This is what we'll do!
102
00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,005
Bring on the eight sects!
103
00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,940
A young maiden of 18 is like a flower...
104
00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:04,568
A flower
105
00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,806
Curvy eyebrows and big round eyes...
106
00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:12,711
Abbess Miejue
107
00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:18,040
The Phoenix Dances in the Nine Heavens!
108
00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,673
The Red Leaves Fall!
109
00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,677
Defeating a Thousand Soldiers!
110
00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:26,511
Sliced Cucumbers and Radish!
111
00:08:29,766 --> 00:08:33,108
IamGuo Huaqiang,
leader of the Mount Hua Sect
112
00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:34,806
also known as the Sword Master
113
00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:39,242
I can't believe I have to
slave away in this kitchen
114
00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:44,542
and spend my days with that
tone-deafZhang Sanfeng!
115
00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:48,008
(Guo Huaqiang)
116
00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,072
Stretch!
117
00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:55,667
L, Zhang Sanfeng
118
00:08:55,933 --> 00:09:00,775
will use the most gentle form
of the Ying Yang Palm
119
00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:02,638
With its vigorous inner power
120
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,006
I will extract a thousand threads
of tender love forAbbess Mie Jue
121
00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:09,610
and create noodles of yearning!
122
00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,571
(Zhang Shanfeng)
123
00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:17,134
Genius!
124
00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:19,540
The eight martial arts sect leaders
125
00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,700
working in a kitchen! Exactly!
126
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,139
They're no grandmasters!
127
00:09:23,234 --> 00:09:24,643
Maybe they're spies! Shut up!
128
00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,040
They're more like master chefs!
129
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:26,940
What're you talking about!
130
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,841
Behave yourself!
Keep your mouth shut!
131
00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:37,245
Hey! You got a death wish?!
132
00:09:37,566 --> 00:09:39,067
I hired those waiters upstairs
133
00:09:39,234 --> 00:09:40,575
and I hired you lot, too
134
00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,507
They're already done several
rounds of service
135
00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,201
And you?
136
00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:45,143
You haven't even finished
one round of laundry!
137
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,804
Do you all want to go
back to the nunnery? Huh?
138
00:09:55,234 --> 00:09:56,506
Ying Don't touch me!
139
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,033
To be honest
140
00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,845
If it wasn't for those useless,
corrupted imperial officials
141
00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:06,002
hadn't make our troupe go out of work
142
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:09,143
we wouldn't be working as fake nuns
143
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,736
Cut up some slack
144
00:10:12,134 --> 00:10:13,941
If it wasn't for that corrupted
Minister Qin
145
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,944
would we have ended up here?
146
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,099
Spare me!
147
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,118
Your Kong Tong Sect Seven Harms Fist
will be the end of me!
148
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,677
I just asked you to grind the stone
149
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,143
Why did you have to smash it
with your chest?
150
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,643
(Shi Tianjing)
If you want to grind a gem stone
151
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,009
then use a grinding machine!
152
00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:31,135
Smashing rocks with our chests is
all the Kong Tong Sect can do!
153
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,042
How dare you talk back to me?!
154
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,799
Sir!
155
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:40,667
Who is it?!
156
00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:42,503
Can you give me a chance?
157
00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,604
(Yi Feilun)
lamYi Feilun, leader of the Kunlun Sect
158
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:49,038
Don't worry,
the Kunlun Sect does not quibble
159
00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,172
Give me a chance, sir Stop!
160
00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:52,600
You win, OK?
161
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,976
I want nothing to do with
you kung fu masters anymore
162
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,103
It's my fault, OK?
163
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,169
Consider it charity. Keep the change!
164
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,009
Don't pick it up!
165
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,078
Who is that?
166
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,602
Qing Song, from Qingcheng Sect!
167
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,799
Yi Feilun!
168
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,037
Where's your dignity?!
169
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,438
(Qing Song)
170
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,144
My wife is in the hospital,
but I can't afford her treatment
171
00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:39,969
The government flattened
Mount Kunlun's shrine of enlightenment
172
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,870
My disciples don't even
have a place to live
173
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,768
How can you ask me about my dignity
174
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,970
You can be poor and
still hold your head up!
175
00:11:49,134 --> 00:11:50,907
Get up... hurry...
176
00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:54,939
If you're so good at flying, why did it
take two hours to deliver noodles?
177
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,066
Sorry, boss
178
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:57,803
There were too many orders!
179
00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:00,632
Yang Chun Noodles!
180
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:01,832
Yang Chun Noodles?
181
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,907
My little girl ordered braised
beef noodles!
182
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,702
I've had enough of you!
183
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,072
(Ling Qiaomiao)
184
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:19,135
I made you all lose your jobs
because my wife
185
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,773
I'm truly sorry!
186
00:12:20,934 --> 00:12:22,878
It's OK! This meal is on me!
187
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,176
Didn't I just lend you
that copper dollar?
188
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,438
This copper dollar has
caused you too much grief
189
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:28,874
You're better off without it
190
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:31,442
That coin committed no crime
191
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,542
We're all here today
192
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,669
because of that incompetent king
193
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:38,740
Sanfeng is so attractive when he's sad!
194
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,667
That's right
195
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:44,141
The government does more harm
than ourSeven Harms Fist
196
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,772
no martial arts clan can fight back
197
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,540
Everyone is hurting!
198
00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:55,111
TheysayMount Hua Sect's sword is ruthless.
I say our corrupted officials are even worse!
199
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,178
Land prices are even flying higher than me!
200
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,637
Let's just eat!
201
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,239
Leave some for the abbot!
202
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,633
Namo Amitabha!
203
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,541
Everyone
204
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,076
(MasterYideng)
we have a job offer!
205
00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:10,540
A businessman wants us to
put together a cuju team
206
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,473
We'll get room, board and a salary.
There's even a year-end bonus!
207
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,077
That's great!
208
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,040
It's none of your business!
209
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
I don't know you very well
210
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:26,903
Why did you do that to me?
211
00:13:27,134 --> 00:13:28,133
I don't know you, either
212
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,485
so the way you treat him
is the way I'll treat you!
213
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:31,933
Go away!
214
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,005
I don't know you very well
215
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,678
You don't have to wipe my face
216
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,139
Go take care of the Abbot
217
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,966
Go on
218
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,966
Abbot
219
00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,267
this is a great offer
220
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:03,201
Who's our benefactor?
221
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,573
He's a real estate man fromGuangzhou
222
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,644
Is it Donald...?
223
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,073
No!
224
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,892
But his name is Minister Lao!
225
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,842
He's a government official?!
226
00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:17,170
We refuse to work
for a government official!
227
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:19,907
What the hell was that for?!
228
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:20,738
Hmph!
229
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,465
How dare you help a government official!
230
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,467
No ducking!
231
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,238
What are you doing?!
232
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,176
I treat him the same way
you treat me. You know that
233
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,700
I'm sorry
234
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,905
I don't know you very well
235
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,742
Go away. I don't know
you that well, either!
236
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:47,636
If they don't know each other,
why are they always killing each other?
237
00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:48,771
Abbot!
238
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,636
We refuse to work for the government!
239
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,505
Wouldn't helping him make us accomplices?
240
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,508
We still have our dignity.
We won't do it!
241
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,044
Just like you all,
I tactfully refused him at first
242
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:59,509
But when he said that
he has dirt on all of us
243
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,666
I agreed immediately
244
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,108
Hey!
245
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,768
All of us here are clean
246
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,606
What could he blackmail us with?
247
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:13,642
See?
248
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,802
I made that expression, too!
249
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,739
Where is he staying?
250
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:19,966
Fulai Inn
251
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,567
When does he want to meet us?
252
00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:22,933
Tomorrow!
253
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,842
OK I'll go do my hair
254
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:26,112
and get a change of clothes
255
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:27,265
See you tomorrow!
256
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:31,866
Where did everyone go?!
257
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,492
Why do I have to pay the bill every time?!
258
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:39,472
Ling, do you remember our
master's dying words?
259
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,507
Revive the Mount Mao Sect
and save the world
260
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,575
I dream of being a hero!
261
00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:47,943
But, Lang, I remember that our master
262
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,772
didn't say a thing before he died
263
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:53,807
Isn't that why we don't know
the Mount Mao Sect martial arts?
264
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,200
There's also this thing
265
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,704
We don't even know what
is inside this Night Disk
266
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,170
Put that away...
267
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,275
He didn't make a sound,
but that doesn't mean he didn't say it
268
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,969
It was an unspoken message
269
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,532
Get it?
270
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,939
That's deep, Lang!
271
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,136
From what I hear
272
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,244
this is a huge opportunity for us!
273
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,042
Not only will we revive
the Mount Mao Sect
274
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:20,977
we can stand alongside
the eight sect masters!
275
00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:23,706
When did they ask us to join?
276
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,243
It's not up to them.
It's up to Minister Lao!
277
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,540
Tonight
278
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,297
get eight guys to pose as the
sect masters and steal their records
279
00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:32,977
I'll be the hero and save Minister Lao!
280
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,999
Let's go!
281
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,937
You haven't paid, skateboard head! Hey!
282
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:49,570
You go buysupperYou stay here
283
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,671
Go! Yes, Your Highness!
284
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,806
It's so tough to dress as a man.
I've this fake mustache on all day
285
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:06,537
Minister Lao is a woman!
286
00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:09,172
Don't worry, Your Highness
287
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,010
I'm sure the eight sect masters
will join us. Have some tea
288
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,136
Are we doing this?
289
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:16,578
Who is it?
290
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,779
Tie the princess up. Hurry!
291
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,240
The servant, too!
292
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:29,567
Search for our files!
293
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,869
The other servant will be back soon!
294
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,207
You must have the files on you!
295
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:36,566
I'm going to search you!
296
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,699
Stop!
297
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,675
What? I've found it!
298
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:45,604
Why couldn't you wait 'til
I've got her clothes off?!
299
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,700
This is yours!
300
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
I didn't sell any fake medicine!
301
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,178
I killed the magistrate
that flirted with my wife
302
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,637
Mount Hua's Huaqiang was
the one who sold fake medicine!
303
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,539
Why are you fighting me for it?!
304
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,846
This one's yours! Give it to me!
305
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:04,065
Let me see
306
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,999
Abbess
307
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,736
you're a fake nun?
308
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,392
That's none of your business!
309
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,769
I went to jail for accidentally
messing with an underage girl
310
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:20,972
Don't you dare mock Miejue!
311
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,099
What was your crime?!
312
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,872
He's a crossdresser!
313
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,473
It's still less perverted than you two
314
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,908
Getting into fights
315
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,773
over a fake nun!
316
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,165
We may have been corrupted officials
317
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:38,239
but don't our new identities
show how sorry we are?
318
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,743
How do you know so much about the abbess?
319
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,005
He bought my hair to make a wig
320
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,166
He's actually bald
321
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:44,833
That's right
322
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:49,875
They're disguised as a monk and
a Taoist priest to avoid being seen
323
00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:52,006
I met Lamp first
324
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:55,009
but later I fell in love with Sanfeng
325
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:59,074
For some reason,
I then had a daughter with Lamp
326
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,771
But I can tell that
she looks more like Sanfeng
327
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,572
It's all in your mind
328
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:06,610
That's your name under
father on the birth certificate
329
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,974
I, Mao Cilang,
am here to save you, Minister Lao!
330
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,676
Shouldn't Ling be in here with them?
331
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,075
Grab him! He's a spy!
332
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,703
The eight sect leaders want to
kill Minister Lao and destroy their files!
333
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:37,005
What the...?
You hired another group of guys?
334
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,075
How can I afford that?
335
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,609
Then these guys are...
336
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,978
I knew you would come to
steal your files
337
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,938
that's why I set up this trap!
338
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:49,142
The files you have in your hands
339
00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:50,668
are all fakes!
340
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,539
Even the woman tied up over there
341
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,666
is a fake, too!
342
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,637
Look there if you don't believe me!
343
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,534
My smart palm
344
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,872
has already recorded your
attack of Her Highness
345
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,909
If you don't play the cuju match
346
00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:05,265
I'll give the files to
the story teller on the bridge
347
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,567
Your acts will be known all over town!
348
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,638
Well played, Your Highness!
349
00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,768
With a great leader like you
350
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:16,900
how can we possibly lose?
351
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,740
That's right
352
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,742
We'll definitely win!
353
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:22,205
That's awesome
354
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,067
My friends
355
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,007
we should let Her Highness get some rest
356
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,702
We have practice in the morning!
Yes!
357
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:30,006
Good night, Your Highness!
358
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,804
Good night!
359
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,910
Hey, who's going to pay us?
360
00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:40,937
You didn't even say your lines, man.
Why would you get paid?!
361
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:41,769
Hmph! Let's go!
362
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,003
Hey, wait!
363
00:20:44,866 --> 00:20:45,935
Ling! Wait!
364
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:47,433
Wait, you scoundrel!
365
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:52,708
My name is Mao Cilang, Your Highness
366
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,002
This is my criminal record
367
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,940
Please force me to
join the team using this
368
00:20:57,067 --> 00:20:58,066
You're nuts!
369
00:20:58,766 --> 00:21:00,005
I hate fraudsters like you!
370
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,144
It's true. I have stolen
many hearts in the past
371
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,778
But ever since I metYour Highness
372
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,003
I've become a new man.
My feelings for you are true
373
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,510
Please let me join the team,
Your Highness!
374
00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:14,405
Aren't you worried that
I'll kick your ass?
375
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,118
I don't, I don't...
I won't believe it!
376
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,065
Let go!
I won't! Even if it kills me
377
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,634
My love forYour Highness is eternal!
378
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:21,865
Are you done?
379
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,576
I'll stab you with this knife!
380
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,911
Very well. Your Highness wants me dead!
381
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:29,477
To prove my undying love for
Your Highness
382
00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:30,640
I'll spare you the trouble
383
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:31,836
I'll do it myself!
384
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,008
If this knife stabs me,
then it's a murder weapon
385
00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,737
If this doesn't
386
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,037
then I'm keeping it
as a symbol of our love!
387
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,132
Get out!
388
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,871
Lang!
389
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,640
Are you OK?
390
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,107
We've hit the jackpot!
391
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,707
Not only did she not kill me
392
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:10,767
this symbol of our love is harmless
393
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:12,204
She likes me
394
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,166
You mean, you like her!
395
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:14,801
Wrong
396
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,169
This is a honey trap
397
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,944
I'm using the princess
to revive the Mount Mao Sect!
398
00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:22,772
So... you're not going to marry her?
399
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,172
Ling
400
00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,205
you have to consider the big picture!
401
00:22:26,601 --> 00:22:27,873
When we get married
402
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,737
she can be the official wife,
and you can be the unoffical wife
403
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:33,538
What's the difference between the two?
404
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,665
Just as the titles say
405
00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:38,540
The official wife cleans, cooks,
takes care of the kids and everything else
406
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,576
Being the unofficial wife means
407
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:41,819
you don't have to do a thing
408
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:42,900
You just have to chill!
409
00:22:44,601 --> 00:22:46,737
I'll believe you if you sign a prenup!
410
00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:49,206
Sure, I'll even leave
my fingerprint on it
411
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,574
Hell, I told you
412
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,502
Why would good, ordinary folks work
for the imperial government?
413
00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:01,868
It's a bunch of thugs and scumbags!
414
00:23:02,766 --> 00:23:06,233
I thought only lowlifes would
work for the government!
415
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:10,936
I didn't expect you so-called
kung fu masters would join us!
416
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,099
Pff!
417
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,199
Sect leaders
418
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:18,642
I look forward to your performance!
419
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,777
You don't need us for these small-timers
420
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,667
Abbess, the three of you can have a go
421
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,072
The southern regional match
of the Emperor's Cup
422
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,677
starts now
423
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,705
This is the renowned Eight Sect Leaders
versus the Southern Bodyguards
424
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:41,170
Listen up
425
00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:45,802
There's an empty bronze candlestick
hanging down the ceiling
426
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,967
The first team to get the ball into
the hollow center wins
427
00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:52,101
Let's play ball!
428
00:24:04,534 --> 00:24:05,068
Holy crap
429
00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:07,202
the nun is flying
430
00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:32,133
Sanfeng!
431
00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:09,738
Miejue!
432
00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:16,033
You want to intercept?
433
00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:28,906
Sanniang! Pass it to me!
434
00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:38,932
Lamp!
435
00:26:05,067 --> 00:26:07,045
Please don't, master!
436
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,745
Please don't do it, master!
437
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,076
I beg you, please!
438
00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:24,076
We haven't had a job in three years!
439
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,568
We need the money to feed our families
440
00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:28,506
We can go without eating
441
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:31,543
but we have kids and elders to feed!
442
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:33,642
We beg you...
443
00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:36,611
We beg you...
444
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,944
Why didn't you put the ball in?
445
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,811
Please don't...
446
00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:44,945
Please don't...
447
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,711
Don't be upset
448
00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:49,467
We... ah!
449
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:54,139
No sudden moves.
She'll die without an antidote!
450
00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:55,766
Who are you?
451
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,575
(Du Sanniang)
452
00:26:57,633 --> 00:26:59,542
We're the Jiangdong 108 assassins!
453
00:26:59,967 --> 00:27:01,774
(Song Bing)
We're here to kidnap the princess!
454
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,073
(Sun Xin)
I'm Du Sanniang!
455
00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:06,872
So that's all the great
sect leaders can do?
456
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,244
What?!
457
00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:10,008
What's up?
458
00:27:10,167 --> 00:27:12,202
You pervert, you're flirting with the nun?
459
00:27:12,767 --> 00:27:14,040
I'll kill this slut! Ah!
460
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,310
Something's gone wrong. Let's go!
461
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:54,736
They're flying, too...
462
00:28:23,967 --> 00:28:25,206
Get out of here, now!
463
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,937
Miejue! Come with me!
464
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,071
Princess
465
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,071
Grab Princess Changping!
466
00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:39,167
Leave now, Your Highness. We'll stop them!
467
00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:39,977
Let's go! Now!
468
00:28:40,034 --> 00:28:41,636
Bandits!
469
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,944
Sir, help us!
470
00:28:44,533 --> 00:28:46,176
What's going on?
There are bandits over there!
471
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,472
We gotta run!
472
00:28:48,134 --> 00:28:49,736
Grab Princess Changping!
473
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,705
It's too dangerous! Don't go!
474
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,812
Reviving the Mount Mao Sect
is my responsibility!
475
00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:58,943
If you're going to die, I'll go, too!
476
00:28:58,967 --> 00:28:59,808
Not today
477
00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:00,966
Why not?
478
00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:02,534
Today's your birthday
479
00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:05,139
I've ordered a ring to be delivered
at the temple
480
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,771
You have to sign for it!
481
00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:11,239
Got it! I'm going back to the temple!
482
00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:16,111
Any man who marries a girl that
can be deceived that easily
483
00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:18,244
is truly a lucky man!
484
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:19,536
Your Highness!
485
00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:21,233
Your husband is coming to save you!
486
00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:22,933
Hey!
487
00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:25,807
Help me! Help me! Get her!
488
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,099
Get her!
489
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,805
Mount Mao power!
490
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,705
Look at all this blood
491
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,771
You scared now? Hmph!
492
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,176
Run, Your Highness!
493
00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:48,874
Mount Mao power!
494
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,838
Don't worry,
the Mount Mao power makes me invincible
495
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,807
A little bleeding is normal
Get the princess!
496
00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:03,637
I'll take this. Leave if you're scared!
497
00:30:08,134 --> 00:30:09,709
The princess and that Taoist
from Mount Mao
498
00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:11,904
were taken to Mount Phoenix
by those bandits!
499
00:30:13,533 --> 00:30:14,170
Exactly
500
00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:15,706
That place is a maze
501
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,503
It'll be hard to find Jiangdong
108's hiding place!
502
00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:22,036
You must be tired Let me
503
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,172
I don't want to wake her
504
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,703
I mean, let me carry both of you
505
00:30:28,867 --> 00:30:30,970
What are you doing over there?
506
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,576
Lang told me to wait for the delivery
507
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,069
Where is he?
508
00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:38,643
The princess and him were...
509
00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,667
They've gone after the bandits
510
00:30:41,034 --> 00:30:43,511
They told us to come here and
make sure you're safe
511
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,002
He was thinking of me
even when he was in danger!
512
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:50,297
I'll boil some water so I can
wash his feet when he comes back!
513
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:52,666
Abbess!
514
00:30:54,101 --> 00:30:55,840
Why did you lie to her?
515
00:30:57,067 --> 00:30:59,169
You can tell how much she loves him
516
00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:03,077
To tell her that he was caught
while trying to save another woman...
517
00:31:03,233 --> 00:31:04,677
isn't that cruel?
518
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:10,912
Listen up. Our agreement
with Prime Minster Qin
519
00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:14,204
says that we have to detain
the princess for ten days
520
00:31:14,734 --> 00:31:18,940
When the Emperor's Cup is over
and Leopard Khan has won
521
00:31:19,101 --> 00:31:21,942
then we can let her go. Then...
522
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,803
Aren't we supposed to kill her?
523
00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:25,705
We may call ourselves assassins
524
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,471
but we've never killed anyone before!
525
00:31:31,034 --> 00:31:32,773
Keep an eye on them
526
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:33,933
Let's go!
527
00:32:10,634 --> 00:32:11,633
Open your mouth!
528
00:32:12,934 --> 00:32:15,468
The honor of being fed byYour Highness
529
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,771
makes my injury all worth it!
530
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:19,577
This is all your fault
531
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,812
If one of the sect leaders was
by my side
532
00:32:21,934 --> 00:32:23,639
I wouldn't have been captured
533
00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:26,740
Mount Mao power...
534
00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:29,812
I could tell you're a con man
when I laid eyes on you. Huh?
535
00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:32,503
What's wrong with you?
536
00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:35,610
Stop faking. I won't fall for it!
537
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,468
Hey! Somebody help me!
538
00:32:56,001 --> 00:32:57,637
He has a fever!
539
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,536
Do you have a blanket?
540
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:07,635
Am I dreaming?
541
00:33:08,233 --> 00:33:10,609
The princess gave me her clothes
542
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,842
Such an ideal wife!
543
00:33:23,233 --> 00:33:25,677
I don't want those dirty clothes.
Throw them away
544
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,578
I understand. I'll wash them
545
00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:32,966
Say...
546
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,974
do you want me to wash your underwear?
547
00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:38,637
When a woman refuses to
let a man wash her underwear
548
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,869
it means that she wants to
wash his underwear!
549
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,699
Since you love me so much, Your Highness
550
00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:45,506
I'll do my best to get you out of here!
551
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,740
ChapterTwo
Finding True Love In Adversity
552
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,970
As a new arrival
553
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,939
I have to find a way to
assimilate into their world
554
00:33:59,267 --> 00:34:02,677
So I started with their daily lives
555
00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:07,678
I helped them balance their accounts
and took charge of their daily expenses
556
00:34:07,901 --> 00:34:10,139
When I had spare time,
I helped the kids with homework
557
00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:13,505
I joined in on their mahjong games
when they needed a player
558
00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:15,636
Why did I do all that?
559
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800
To save the woman I love!
560
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,741
This is Super Barbie!
561
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,810
I got this from
an Foreign language teacher
562
00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:33,639
while studying abroad
563
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,535
Not only is she virtuous
564
00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:38,144
she's also dignified and lovable
565
00:34:46,901 --> 00:34:49,504
I can't believe that a doll
could charm the kids like that
566
00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:51,708
Not just the kids. The adults, too
567
00:34:51,867 --> 00:34:53,003
Look at that pervert!
568
00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:01,573
This is the preliminary match
of the Emperor's Cup
569
00:35:01,734 --> 00:35:04,541
The Buccaneers versus...
570
00:35:04,701 --> 00:35:07,008
The MotleyCrew!
571
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:09,145
Athletes, enter!
572
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:12,899
Prime Minister Qin
573
00:35:13,066 --> 00:35:15,066
Why do these players look so odd?
574
00:35:15,267 --> 00:35:18,507
People who are willing to work
for the government all look like that
575
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,838
You should've married your sister
off to Leopard Khan!
576
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,872
Watch the game!
577
00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:30,872
I know Changping will
find the eight sect leaders!
578
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,875
The public funds you siphoned
579
00:35:35,033 --> 00:35:37,238
have been mysteriously taken care of!
580
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,644
I hope you're satisfied with my service
581
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:42,907
Hey! Lock the safe!
582
00:35:43,067 --> 00:35:44,066
Yes, sir!
583
00:35:44,634 --> 00:35:46,612
Put your back into it,
or I'm replacing you!
584
00:35:48,866 --> 00:35:50,606
Mao Cilang!
585
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,272
My husband is neglecting me
for that Barbie
586
00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:55,703
and he stays out all day!
587
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,105
Mao Cilang! I'll kill you!
588
00:35:57,267 --> 00:35:59,768
Your husband's love for Barbie
has nothing to do with me!
589
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:02,739
It's a matter of taste. if he won't change,
then you have to change!
590
00:36:02,966 --> 00:36:03,965
Right?
591
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:05,040
Change?
592
00:36:05,233 --> 00:36:06,276
You want me to be a Barbie?
593
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,299
Barbie
594
00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:08,865
What's wrong with that?
595
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:09,738
Let go!
596
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,999
Let go!
597
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:12,733
Are you messing with me?
598
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,902
You're a woman, too Say something
599
00:36:16,167 --> 00:36:17,166
Talk is cheap
600
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,644
I'd castrate him!
601
00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:26,571
Alright, alright. Don't cry
602
00:36:26,734 --> 00:36:28,177
Don't be so pessimistic!
603
00:36:28,734 --> 00:36:29,473
Look at me. Look at me
604
00:36:29,634 --> 00:36:30,838
Gimme that
605
00:36:32,966 --> 00:36:33,965
You cried so hard
606
00:36:34,133 --> 00:36:35,772
If your husband likes to visit courtesans
607
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:39,073
then why don't you find out
what's good about them and learn it?
608
00:36:39,233 --> 00:36:40,835
How do I learn it?
609
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:44,507
The most famous southern courtesans
are multi-talented
610
00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:45,666
What are your talents?
611
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,706
I can kill and pillage!
612
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,610
Let's face it
613
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,809
substance is not something
you can pick up overnight
614
00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:58,573
That's OK. We can fix the exteriors first
615
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,244
What exteriors?
616
00:37:01,634 --> 00:37:02,634
You can shave
617
00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:03,733
I don't have facial hair
618
00:37:03,766 --> 00:37:04,765
Oh!
619
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:06,836
Damn your sister!
620
00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:07,670
Your Highness!
621
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,800
You're a woman. Give her a demonstration!
622
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,899
Sure!
623
00:37:34,234 --> 00:37:35,233
You get it now?
624
00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:35,971
I got it!
625
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:39,135
I didn't know a woman can be so disgusting.
I can't stand it!
626
00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:40,906
Why are you standing there?
627
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,999
Yes, sir!
628
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,841
I love fierce women like you
629
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,543
You twisted trait...
630
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,175
A token of apology
631
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,975
Two keys. One for the cell
632
00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:02,803
and one for the stable
633
00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:04,568
I'm not a traitor
634
00:38:05,067 --> 00:38:06,636
I was undercover
635
00:38:07,567 --> 00:38:09,044
I taught the kids how to draw
636
00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:12,134
so I could dupe them into
drawing a map for our escape
637
00:38:12,634 --> 00:38:14,134
Your Highness
638
00:38:14,267 --> 00:38:17,108
are you touched by my brilliance?
639
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:18,299
You're nuts!
640
00:38:18,534 --> 00:38:20,170
I'm saving myself for my husband!
641
00:38:20,267 --> 00:38:22,677
That's right, I will be your husband!
642
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,175
Don't believe me?
643
00:38:24,601 --> 00:38:25,600
There's one way to tell
644
00:38:25,766 --> 00:38:29,210
Take your hair and my hair,
then throw them both into the air
645
00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:31,238
If they naturally curl up together
646
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:34,511
then we're destined to be married
647
00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:35,732
Here's a gift for our love!
648
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,234
Mao Cilang is here!
649
00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:43,938
Master Mao, you're here
650
00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:46,685
What the hell are you doing?!
651
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:47,936
Back off!
652
00:38:49,967 --> 00:38:52,774
Master Mao, my wife has been
possessed by a ghost!
653
00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:54,032
Is that so?
654
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,999
Hey, Sun!
655
00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:12,275
Your wife isn't possessed by a ghost
656
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,577
She's been possessed by a demon!
657
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:14,601
Go away!
658
00:39:16,033 --> 00:39:18,102
I think she's really been possessed
by a demon
659
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:19,607
We were at it for four hours
660
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,778
I used 81 positions
661
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,173
and she's still not satisfied!
662
00:39:23,633 --> 00:39:24,838
Didn't it feel great?
663
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,999
It did
664
00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,585
Didn't you save a lot of money
by not going to the massage parlor?
665
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,211
I did
666
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,868
Where will you spend
all that money you've saved?
667
00:39:32,534 --> 00:39:33,102
Buy more Barbies
668
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:33,777
Huh?
669
00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:34,866
Where else?
670
00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:36,632
On land!
671
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,074
You should invest your money
in real estate
672
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,109
Develop your first plot of land!
673
00:39:43,601 --> 00:39:44,600
Oh. Got it!
674
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:45,167
Thanks!
675
00:39:45,567 --> 00:39:46,566
I'll go buy one right now!
676
00:39:55,867 --> 00:39:56,866
Your Highness?
677
00:39:57,733 --> 00:39:58,732
Your Highness?
678
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:00,732
Your Highness?
679
00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:02,238
Save your breath!
680
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:04,807
I let her go
681
00:40:05,501 --> 00:40:05,500
Why?
682
00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:09,477
Why did you let her go?
683
00:40:10,967 --> 00:40:14,036
You know, she's better
at selling than a salesman!
684
00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:16,669
What do you want?
685
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,973
I want to negotiate
on behalf of my brother
686
00:40:20,033 --> 00:40:21,943
We've already made
an agreement with Prime Minister Qin
687
00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:24,445
We're making 200 stones
of rice out of this deal
688
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,908
We've already eaten
the 100 stones we got up front
689
00:40:27,234 --> 00:40:28,541
We're indebted to Qin
690
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:29,826
There's nothing to negotiate!
691
00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:30,637
Really?
692
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:33,591
Haven't you considered that the
rice belonged to you in the first place?
693
00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:36,839
If he hadn't been oppressing the people
694
00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:39,009
by raising taxes and ripping off
their hard-earned money
695
00:40:39,033 --> 00:40:40,791
would you still have
such a tough life today?
696
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,636
He's taken 10,000 stones
of rice from you
697
00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:44,674
and you're only getting 200 back
698
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,119
Does he really deserve your likes?
699
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,734
Qin has pushed us to the edge
700
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,873
The Manchis are at our doorstep
701
00:40:52,134 --> 00:40:53,770
Why do we fight each other
702
00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:56,243
when we should be united
against our invaders?
703
00:40:56,267 --> 00:40:57,835
Help us with this match
704
00:40:58,633 --> 00:40:59,168
Punish the wicked
705
00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:00,466
and bring back the rule of law
706
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:00,500
so you save yourself
707
00:41:01,767 --> 00:41:03,109
and give our people a future!
708
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,778
What... what future?
709
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,603
I'll ask His Majesty to pardon you
710
00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:12,002
We'll help everyone here
711
00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:14,975
This mountain will become
an urban renewal district
712
00:41:15,234 --> 00:41:17,905
We'll build affordable housing
and education infrastructures
713
00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:20,542
Your children's chances of
acing the high school exams
714
00:41:20,566 --> 00:41:21,725
and getting a great education
715
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,107
are entirely up to you!
716
00:41:26,967 --> 00:41:28,842
The real estate pitch again!
717
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:32,866
The antidote
718
00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:35,206
Go save the Abbess
719
00:41:36,733 --> 00:41:39,109
A pass to the Emperor's Cup finals
720
00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,936
Qin has already paid off the other teams
721
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,104
so that we can assassinate
the Emperor on the day of the match
722
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,909
Why didn't you just give it
to the princess?
723
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,474
She doesn't want to see
the eight sect leaders
724
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,607
Thank you for your kindness, Song
725
00:41:55,867 --> 00:41:57,538
As a token of my appreciation
726
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,038
take this pair of briefs
727
00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:09,506
It's been on me for years
728
00:42:09,867 --> 00:42:11,902
and it holds a lot of precious memories
729
00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:14,909
It's yours now
730
00:42:15,134 --> 00:42:18,078
Think of me when you see these briefs
731
00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:20,766
Thank you so much!
732
00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:23,642
Anyone who's seen a wuxia film would know
733
00:42:23,867 --> 00:42:28,107
that martial arts warriors
only have one set of clothes
734
00:42:28,867 --> 00:42:31,141
Thanks to your generosity
735
00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:34,102
I can finally have a change of clothes!
736
00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:36,435
This does wonders for my hygiene!
737
00:42:36,566 --> 00:42:37,565
But...
738
00:42:37,767 --> 00:42:41,734
I wonder if the size will fit me...
739
00:42:41,867 --> 00:42:43,572
One size fits all
740
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,199
Thanks so much!
741
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,474
It's getting late. I'll take my leave
742
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:49,666
Master Mao
743
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,175
Go after the princess
744
00:42:53,867 --> 00:42:55,902
How can I catch up?
She's been gone for so long
745
00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:58,764
I sent her to a much longer path.
You'll have no problem catching up
746
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,237
Why did you do that?
747
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,069
Remember she said that she didn't
want to see the sect leaders?
748
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,674
My woman's intuition tells me
749
00:43:08,034 --> 00:43:09,841
that she just doesn't want to see you
750
00:43:10,267 --> 00:43:11,266
Me?
751
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,007
Hey! Need a light?
752
00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:28,711
Hey! We agreed on escaping tomorrow
753
00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,175
Why are you running tonight?
754
00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:34,145
Why are you running from me?
755
00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:37,874
Huh? You...
756
00:43:38,466 --> 00:43:40,103
did our hair really curl up?
757
00:44:02,967 --> 00:44:05,638
Seems like we're destined to be together
758
00:44:08,934 --> 00:44:09,933
No way!
759
00:44:11,633 --> 00:44:12,632
Your Highness!
760
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,069
Your Highness!
761
00:44:18,067 --> 00:44:19,066
Your Highness!
762
00:44:23,767 --> 00:44:25,074
Do you need to pee?
763
00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:27,245
You're in over your head now
764
00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:30,872
She suddenly went from rough to ladylike.
You've hit the jackpot
765
00:44:31,567 --> 00:44:33,841
Hey! We have to
find the eight sect leaders!
766
00:44:37,734 --> 00:44:41,008
ChapterThree
The KingdomofXianglong VS The Super Eagles
767
00:44:42,134 --> 00:44:44,839
Big news, Your Majesty!
768
00:44:45,034 --> 00:44:47,477
Her Highness has returned
with the eight sect masters!
769
00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:56,134
Didn't you say that
you have our criminal records?
770
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,699
When are you returning those to us?
771
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,038
Hey... l got it!
772
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:07,638
Your Majesty, I've developed
a new miracle drug called Powerful
773
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,110
Would Your Majesty like to try it?
774
00:45:09,134 --> 00:45:12,112
Please don't. Fake drugs are dangerous
775
00:45:12,267 --> 00:45:15,506
You should learn zhenqi meditation.
No additives
776
00:45:15,633 --> 00:45:16,667
no side effects
777
00:45:16,767 --> 00:45:18,143
Good for three months!
778
00:45:20,034 --> 00:45:22,944
I'm so relieved to have
the eight sect leaders here!
779
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:28,910
Lang, the palace has snacks
that you can't buy out there...
780
00:45:29,067 --> 00:45:30,101
Thanks!
781
00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:35,043
Your Highness, the palace has snacks
that you can't buy out there...
782
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,045
I know. I'm tired of eating them!
783
00:45:39,201 --> 00:45:40,906
Then I'll eat them!
784
00:45:41,467 --> 00:45:42,843
Don't keep it all to yourself
785
00:45:42,967 --> 00:45:44,685
you have to take care of the little ones...
786
00:45:44,934 --> 00:45:48,901
Sis, the palace has snacks that
you can't buyout there...
787
00:45:50,201 --> 00:45:51,701
First of all, I'm not little!
788
00:45:51,867 --> 00:45:53,902
Besides, I'm the one
who takes care of Lang!
789
00:45:54,067 --> 00:45:56,977
Second, there are snacks out there
that you can't eat in here
790
00:45:57,134 --> 00:45:58,772
I'll buy you some
if you can ever get out!
791
00:45:58,867 --> 00:46:01,902
Third, onlyCilang can call me sis!
792
00:46:02,067 --> 00:46:03,204
Excuse me
793
00:46:04,101 --> 00:46:05,806
Lang, come with me!
794
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,534
Excuse me
795
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:10,899
What are you doing?
796
00:46:17,034 --> 00:46:18,705
What is it?!
797
00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:22,909
I don't think you're just using the
princess to revive the Mount Mao Sect
798
00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:24,509
You really want to be her husband!
799
00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:25,804
Aren't those the same thing?
800
00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:29,602
Marrying her is to revive
the Mount Mao Sect!
801
00:46:30,101 --> 00:46:31,237
Wait... we have an agreement
802
00:46:31,867 --> 00:46:33,469
She's the official wife
803
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,539
and you're the unofficial You liar
804
00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:38,736
Spare me. Your eyes betray your words!
805
00:46:39,101 --> 00:46:40,976
Ever since I joined the
Mount Mao Sect at six years old
806
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,477
I've been studying the expressions
on your eyes
807
00:46:45,834 --> 00:46:46,833
Until now
808
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:49,537
your eyes have a total of 37 expressions
809
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:54,136
The ones you often use on me
are number 25: being shady
810
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:55,905
Number 22: Lying
811
00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,542
Number 19: Stubborn
812
00:46:57,934 --> 00:47:00,502
And number 15: resignation
813
00:47:01,967 --> 00:47:05,104
When you were offering
food to the princess
814
00:47:05,266 --> 00:47:07,266
I noticed a 38th expression
815
00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:09,872
an expression that
I've never seen before
816
00:47:10,767 --> 00:47:13,643
Tell me! What did you two do
on Mount Phoenix?!
817
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,803
What did she say to you?
818
00:47:16,101 --> 00:47:17,379
What are you thinking about now?
819
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,209
What are you saying?
820
00:47:19,867 --> 00:47:21,465
I have no idea
what you're talking about!
821
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,206
You're sick!
822
00:47:27,001 --> 00:47:28,239
You think I want to do this?
823
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:32,473
I'm sacrificing myself
for the good of our sect
824
00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:34,609
Put that away!
825
00:47:37,567 --> 00:47:38,636
Cilang
826
00:47:39,133 --> 00:47:40,509
you're lying again
827
00:47:42,034 --> 00:47:43,705
Your eyes tell me
828
00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:46,667
that you've really fallen for that woman
829
00:47:48,834 --> 00:47:50,175
I usually play dumb
830
00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:52,636
because I know you like it
831
00:47:55,067 --> 00:47:56,425
But do you really think I'm so dumb
832
00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:59,605
that I can't tell between real
and fake feelings?
833
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,577
Mao Cilang,
Her Highness is looking for you
834
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,010
she has a task for you
835
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,573
OK
836
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,044
I'll be right back
837
00:48:41,067 --> 00:48:43,476
That's really too bad!
838
00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:44,833
Who the hell is it?
839
00:48:45,934 --> 00:48:48,037
It's not my business
840
00:48:48,901 --> 00:48:52,276
but I'm reminded of my late son
841
00:48:52,634 --> 00:48:55,805
He was also used by the princess,
like Cilang
842
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:57,239
In the end...
843
00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:59,075
What happened in the end?
844
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,235
Well, I'll put it this way
845
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:07,667
Why would a princess fall for
a Taoist priest from Mount Mao?
846
00:49:07,834 --> 00:49:12,107
She wants him and the eight sect leaders
to lose to the Eagle Claws
847
00:49:12,267 --> 00:49:13,802
and die on the field!
848
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,043
What good does that do her?
849
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,910
When I told His Majesty that his sister
is conspiring with the invaders
850
00:49:18,934 --> 00:49:21,003
he suspected me just as you are now
851
00:49:21,734 --> 00:49:25,940
He would never believe that his sister
is selling out our people
852
00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:27,976
Hmph. She's a disgrace
853
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,800
Uncle
854
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,273
It's OK
855
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:32,900
I'm glad
856
00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:34,132
that you call me uncle
857
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,508
When you entered the palace,
I saw you as family
858
00:49:37,834 --> 00:49:38,833
Uncle
859
00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:43,473
how can we save Lang and
the eight sect leaders?
860
00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:46,873
They won't die if they
don't play the match, right?
861
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,399
Congratulations, Your Highness
862
00:49:53,667 --> 00:49:54,667
We'll take our leave
863
00:49:54,901 --> 00:49:56,003
Your Highness!
864
00:49:58,100 --> 00:49:59,099
Did you want to see me?
865
00:49:59,233 --> 00:50:00,232
What's wrong?
866
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,569
His Majesty...
867
00:50:03,734 --> 00:50:06,075
asked me about my marriage today...
868
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,132
Lang!
869
00:50:07,901 --> 00:50:08,900
We can't speak openly here
870
00:50:08,934 --> 00:50:11,537
Meet me tonight at the pavilion!
871
00:50:13,033 --> 00:50:16,842
Ha, she dashes away when
she sees me. Like a mistress
872
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:19,605
running away when the wife shows up!
873
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,601
You should've come a little later
874
00:50:24,133 --> 00:50:27,805
She's talking to me about marriage
875
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,842
Really?
876
00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:36,477
Lang, I was actually just testing you
877
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,943
I was worried that you're really
in love with the princess
878
00:50:38,966 --> 00:50:42,740
Also, I spent all night catching
the fireflies in this box
879
00:50:43,734 --> 00:50:46,007
Give it to the princess tonight
880
00:50:46,534 --> 00:50:48,011
Open it in front of her!
881
00:50:48,434 --> 00:50:51,435
If you propose then,
she'll definitely say yes
882
00:50:52,533 --> 00:50:56,170
Then the revival of Mount Mao
is within our reach!
883
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,838
What a plan, sis!
884
00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:02,132
Wait! There's more!
885
00:51:02,834 --> 00:51:04,038
Take this pair of insoles
886
00:51:05,933 --> 00:51:08,172
I hope you guys win!
887
00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:14,569
You're so considerate. I'm touched!
888
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,578
You're welcome
889
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,171
I gave them
890
00:51:19,534 --> 00:51:20,977
to the eight sect leaders, too!
891
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,805
Mao Cilang...
892
00:51:28,867 --> 00:51:30,071
Mao Cilang...
893
00:51:31,634 --> 00:51:32,940
Your Highness...
894
00:51:38,467 --> 00:51:40,672
Aren't we here to talk about marriage?
895
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,439
Why do we have to sneak around?
896
00:51:44,166 --> 00:51:45,610
I'm a princess
897
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,504
my brother will never
let me marry a civilian
898
00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:54,237
The marriages of princes
and princesses have always been political!
899
00:51:55,534 --> 00:52:00,171
Are you planning to break
with tradition, Your Highness?
900
00:52:01,167 --> 00:52:05,009
That moment, I thought that
the princess have completely fallen for me
901
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,905
but I didn't expect the next plot twist!
902
00:52:09,067 --> 00:52:10,238
Don't believe him!
903
00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:13,936
His stupid theory about
the hair curling together...
904
00:52:14,133 --> 00:52:15,906
I heard that when I was 15 years old!
905
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:17,266
What?
906
00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:18,869
Don't listen to her!
907
00:52:19,067 --> 00:52:21,841
Enough already. You said that by
getting close to the princess
908
00:52:21,933 --> 00:52:23,809
you'll revive the Mount Mao Sect
909
00:52:23,967 --> 00:52:25,468
and become wealthy, right?
910
00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,435
I didn't say that!
911
00:52:28,567 --> 00:52:29,169
Stop it, Ling...
912
00:52:29,467 --> 00:52:30,466
Changping
913
00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:32,166
Are you alright?
914
00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:33,839
I'm fine, Your Majesty?
915
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,443
Your Highness
916
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,102
there's been a robbery in the palace
917
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,200
What's that in your arms?
918
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:48,999
Fireflies
919
00:52:49,534 --> 00:52:50,909
I caught them for Her Highness!
920
00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:53,201
To prove your innocence
921
00:52:53,734 --> 00:52:55,143
open that box in front of everyone
right now!
922
00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,577
Sure...
923
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:00,699
Ling!
924
00:53:00,801 --> 00:53:02,073
Explain this to Her Highness!
925
00:53:02,634 --> 00:53:04,043
What's there to explain?
926
00:53:04,233 --> 00:53:05,869
Didn't you just do that?
927
00:53:07,167 --> 00:53:07,940
I swear
928
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:09,872
my feelings for you are true!
929
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,237
That's right
930
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,171
he said that he'd marry you
931
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,005
He's even drafted a prenup!
932
00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:19,509
You...
933
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:34,175
It's not what you think...
934
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,806
That's enough!
935
00:53:41,234 --> 00:53:42,233
Changping...
936
00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,809
This man has made the princess upset.
Execute him...
937
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:45,832
Yes, Your Majesty
938
00:53:46,467 --> 00:53:46,944
Changping!
939
00:53:47,133 --> 00:53:48,804
Don't worry, Lang
940
00:53:48,867 --> 00:53:50,811
The Prime Minister
isn't going to execute you
941
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:54,539
He came up with the fireflies idea
942
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:56,934
What?
943
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,701
Prime Minister! The eight sect leaders
have been poisoned!
944
00:54:10,534 --> 00:54:11,806
What's wrong, Abbot?
945
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,802
Ling put poison in the insoles!
946
00:54:15,134 --> 00:54:16,975
Look at what's happened to everyone!
947
00:54:18,033 --> 00:54:19,511
Lang is also wearing the insoles
948
00:54:20,167 --> 00:54:21,838
Why would I poison him?
949
00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:24,735
See? It's not poisoned
950
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,203
Maybe you are trying to help Cilang
951
00:54:28,534 --> 00:54:30,569
become the top of the nine sects!
952
00:54:31,634 --> 00:54:32,742
What are you talking about, uncle?
953
00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:33,903
You gave me the insoles
954
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,444
You told me to do this!
955
00:54:35,634 --> 00:54:36,838
My dear
956
00:54:36,966 --> 00:54:38,807
why would I do that?
957
00:54:39,501 --> 00:54:43,774
The sect leaders are the kingdom's only
chance of beating the Eagle Claws
958
00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:45,635
Why would I hurt them?!
959
00:54:45,733 --> 00:54:48,904
I can't believe that a young person
like you could be so vile!
960
00:54:49,467 --> 00:54:50,466
Ow!
961
00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:52,639
Don't worry, masters
962
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:55,139
I will get the best doctors to cure you
963
00:54:55,267 --> 00:54:57,108
so that you can play tomorrow!
964
00:54:57,233 --> 00:54:58,710
Listen up!
965
00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:00,872
Put them in prison right now!
966
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:04,272
Don't worry
967
00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:05,770
I'm here
968
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,705
Your Majesty, the physicians say
the masters only have 20% of their powers
969
00:55:14,933 --> 00:55:18,002
and the poison will reach their heart
if they use it
970
00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:19,873
Looks like the match has to be...
971
00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:24,636
The physicians say that they've never
encountered this poison before
972
00:55:24,733 --> 00:55:27,802
Am I to be responsible for
the fall of our kingdom?
973
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,478
Your Majesty, we can put out
recruitment notices online
974
00:55:30,634 --> 00:55:31,804
and form a new team
975
00:55:31,867 --> 00:55:32,901
It's too late!
976
00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:36,167
Your Majesty, I need to talk to you!
977
00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:37,533
Changping!
978
00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:39,508
I have a solution
979
00:55:39,601 --> 00:55:40,737
For our nation and our people
980
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,199
I've decided to marry the foreigner!
981
00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:44,138
You mean, you'll marryLeopard Khan?
982
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:45,699
No, I mean you will!
983
00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:46,808
Me?
984
00:55:46,967 --> 00:55:49,445
Of course it's me, you fool!
985
00:56:03,067 --> 00:56:07,102
That music sounds familiar!
986
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:09,900
Where have I heard it before?
987
00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:14,204
Of course you have.
It's for wedding ceremonies!
988
00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:16,004
Come here! Come here!
989
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,973
Today it's Her Highness' wedding
990
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:21,043
The Khan is passing out
gifts to everyone...
991
00:56:22,267 --> 00:56:23,506
Is she...
992
00:56:33,267 --> 00:56:35,040
For the people of the kingdomofXiangyun
993
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,542
may our ancestors help us
beat the Eagle Claws!
994
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:42,577
Even if the poison reach our hearts,
I would die willingly!
995
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,578
This is the way of
a true martial artist!
996
00:56:44,733 --> 00:56:46,642
Cheers!
997
00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:00,769
Can you see anything?
998
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,069
I can see it
999
00:57:02,566 --> 00:57:03,873
I can see the sedan!
1000
00:57:04,067 --> 00:57:05,066
Call to her!
1001
00:57:06,134 --> 00:57:08,611
How? She's too faraway!
1002
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,919
Do you have a rock up there?
1003
00:57:09,967 --> 00:57:11,945
Throw it at the sedan
to get her attention!
1004
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,271
Stop it already
1005
00:57:13,633 --> 00:57:15,270
How can we find a rock in here?
1006
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,510
I got a way. Here!
1007
00:57:20,301 --> 00:57:23,574
Reflect the sunlight off
this to get her attention!
1008
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:44,139
Can she see it?
1009
00:57:47,767 --> 00:57:49,074
Is it working?
1010
00:57:49,267 --> 00:57:50,710
Has she responded?
1011
00:57:51,034 --> 00:57:52,307
I got it!
1012
00:58:02,967 --> 00:58:06,138
Lang, I've discovered the secrets
of the Mount Mao cloud atlas
1013
00:58:07,034 --> 00:58:08,034
Ling
1014
00:58:08,633 --> 00:58:09,940
are you on wires?
1015
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,603
The Mount Mao power has called on
the gods to possess my body
1016
00:58:13,933 --> 00:58:15,968
I'll teach you later
1017
00:58:25,933 --> 00:58:27,240
Who the hell is that?
1018
00:58:33,667 --> 00:58:35,236
Lang has unlocked the cloud atlas
1019
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,976
Go back and help him and the sect
leaders defeat the Eagle Claws!
1020
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:40,577
What are you doing?
1021
00:58:41,567 --> 00:58:43,567
Were you on wires?
1022
00:58:44,234 --> 00:58:46,507
Move it! Still talking about wires...
1023
00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:49,640
Don't go, you two!
1024
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:51,899
Changping
1025
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,178
you were the one who wanted
this cuju match
1026
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,142
and save Xiangyun from evil
1027
00:58:56,234 --> 00:58:57,643
You started all of this
1028
00:58:57,733 --> 00:59:00,540
and now you're the first to
run away at the sight of trouble?
1029
00:59:00,933 --> 00:59:02,774
Are you qualified to be a princess?
1030
00:59:02,934 --> 00:59:04,912
Are you qualified to love Cilang?
1031
00:59:06,234 --> 00:59:09,144
I wrongly trusted Qin and
got Cilang in trouble
1032
00:59:09,234 --> 00:59:12,075
He showed you the prenup
that I forced Cilang to sign
1033
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,734
but you believed him so easily
1034
00:59:13,834 --> 00:59:15,778
Do you deserve Cilang's love?
1035
00:59:16,234 --> 00:59:18,507
Shut your mouth!
1036
00:59:18,867 --> 00:59:20,708
I've heard enough!
1037
00:59:22,234 --> 00:59:23,836
I'm telling you to go back
1038
00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:27,002
because I know that
he'll be happier with you
1039
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:32,211
I'm letting him go because
1040
00:59:32,934 --> 00:59:35,468
I love him more than you love him!
1041
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,703
Come on!
1042
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,137
That's enough. Stop vomiting!
1043
01:00:12,201 --> 01:00:20,193
Leopard Khan! Leopard Khan!
1044
01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:24,106
Defeat the Manchis!
Long live the Emperor!
1045
01:00:24,633 --> 01:00:26,907
Leopard Khan! Leopard Khan!
1046
01:00:27,234 --> 01:00:30,939
Long live the Emperor!
Long live the Emperor!
1047
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:38,572
I hereby proclaim...
1048
01:00:38,633 --> 01:00:40,043
the start of the match!
1049
01:00:54,566 --> 01:00:56,475
It's coming too fast! I'll block!
1050
01:01:00,733 --> 01:01:03,075
Don't use your power, Lamp!
1051
01:02:14,967 --> 01:02:16,638
Don't use your power, Guoqiang!
1052
01:02:35,201 --> 01:02:38,701
Sanfeng, the poison will go to your heart
if you use your power!
1053
01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:46,566
Sanfeng!
1054
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:17,832
Lamp!
1055
01:03:20,001 --> 01:03:22,036
Before I die, I have a question for you
1056
01:03:22,967 --> 01:03:23,966
Huh?
1057
01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:25,933
Go ahead!
1058
01:03:26,867 --> 01:03:29,072
Who do you love the most?
1059
01:03:34,233 --> 01:03:35,232
It's...
1060
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:38,699
you!
1061
01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:44,000
Miejue...
1062
01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:58,671
Wait!
1063
01:04:00,567 --> 01:04:01,806
How are the eight sect masters?
1064
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:04,177
Five of them are seriously hurt
1065
01:04:04,834 --> 01:04:06,243
The other three are struggling out there!
1066
01:04:06,267 --> 01:04:07,041
What's his pulse?
1067
01:04:07,266 --> 01:04:07,869
38?
1068
01:04:08,001 --> 01:04:08,740
Blood pressure?
1069
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,605
177 over 40
1070
01:04:10,801 --> 01:04:12,879
What about intracranial
and intra-abdominal pressure?
1071
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:13,999
L... haven't checked
1072
01:04:15,533 --> 01:04:16,670
You haven't checked?
1073
01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:22,472
Get a bamboo tube and
put him on an lVdripfirst
1074
01:04:25,734 --> 01:04:26,893
His blood vessel is drying up
1075
01:04:31,767 --> 01:04:32,766
Type O blood!
1076
01:04:33,034 --> 01:04:33,773
What do we do?
1077
01:04:33,867 --> 01:04:34,866
Transfusion. Right now!
1078
01:04:35,934 --> 01:04:36,933
You...
1079
01:04:38,467 --> 01:04:39,466
Ahh!!
1080
01:04:40,767 --> 01:04:41,870
Type B. Not compatible!
1081
01:04:41,967 --> 01:04:43,070
Not compatible?!
1082
01:04:43,867 --> 01:04:45,139
Then why did you cut me?
1083
01:04:45,233 --> 01:04:48,677
I think you should check
before you cut...
1084
01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:51,566
Congratulations
1085
01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:52,668
we have a match!
1086
01:04:53,001 --> 01:04:54,000
Come!
1087
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,478
Get MasterGuo here for
a blood transfusion!
1088
01:04:58,633 --> 01:04:59,632
Me again? Why?
1089
01:05:00,533 --> 01:05:00,840
Wait!
1090
01:05:01,233 --> 01:05:04,109
Don't you have to make sure
our blood types match?
1091
01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:04,836
Don't worry!
1092
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:06,772
You're type O.
You're compatible with everyone!
1093
01:05:09,934 --> 01:05:10,775
What about me?
1094
01:05:10,867 --> 01:05:12,469
Suck it back in. Don't waste it
1095
01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:13,203
Not a single drop!
1096
01:05:13,267 --> 01:05:14,745
Who else needs a transfusion!
1097
01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:15,970
Yi Feilun! Yi Feilun!
1098
01:05:16,034 --> 01:05:17,192
Put him down. I'll take this!
1099
01:05:17,834 --> 01:05:19,778
Mount Mao CPR!
1100
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:30,046
Keep him under observation!
1101
01:05:30,233 --> 01:05:31,905
Who groped me?! Who groped me?!
1102
01:05:40,734 --> 01:05:42,507
Can they still be saved?
1103
01:05:42,934 --> 01:05:45,639
In their condition,
only the gods can save them!
1104
01:05:47,767 --> 01:05:49,176
That's right!
I'll go get the gods to save them!
1105
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,803
Then we'll have a fighting chance!
1106
01:05:51,467 --> 01:05:52,466
Your Majesty
1107
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,198
The eight sect leaders are all down
1108
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,600
Accept your defeat!
1109
01:05:55,901 --> 01:05:56,901
Minister Liu!
1110
01:05:59,267 --> 01:06:00,266
Minister Liu!
1111
01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:24,009
Minister Liu! Minister Liu!
1112
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,835
You're all trash.
Who else has the guts to come up?!
1113
01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:29,900
Me!
1114
01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:43,805
Action beam!
1115
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,199
General Xu!
1116
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:53,841
Leopard Khan! Leopard Khan!
1117
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,975
Anyone else left in this kingdom?
1118
01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:20,107
What's that sound?
1119
01:07:20,267 --> 01:07:22,541
It's the sound of the people!
1120
01:07:30,901 --> 01:07:33,606
We're ready to fight! We're not afraid!
1121
01:07:34,033 --> 01:07:35,909
We'll defend Xiangyun with our lives!
1122
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,843
Long live the Emperor!
Long live the Emperor!
1123
01:07:37,867 --> 01:07:39,625
Long live the Emperor!
Long live the Emperor!
1124
01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,576
We'll come together
1125
01:07:42,734 --> 01:07:46,041
and build a human wall to block the goal
1126
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,178
The ball won't be able to go in!
1127
01:07:48,267 --> 01:07:50,074
Good!
1128
01:08:01,233 --> 01:08:04,507
I'm indebted to you all...
1129
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:16,892
Long live the kingdom ofXiangyun!
1130
01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:56,101
Your Majesty!
1131
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,777
Leopard Khan!
1132
01:09:25,601 --> 01:09:28,942
I'm here, too
1133
01:09:29,767 --> 01:09:31,244
Stand up straight!
1134
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:33,971
You animals!
1135
01:09:46,267 --> 01:09:50,177
Why are you upside down?
1136
01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:56,873
What are you doing up there?
1137
01:09:57,833 --> 01:09:59,106
I came from heaven
1138
01:09:59,234 --> 01:10:01,041
I'm not used to gravity yet
1139
01:10:02,067 --> 01:10:04,874
Are you all changed? Come down already!
1140
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:40,306
(Transvestism)
1141
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:46,866
Who are they
1142
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:47,770
The Eight immortals!
1143
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,999
No!
1144
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,576
This is the highest level
of Mount Mao's power
1145
01:10:52,701 --> 01:10:54,542
Avatar of the gods!
1146
01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,738
Now the game begins!
1147
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:17,199
This is great!
1148
01:11:17,933 --> 01:11:20,110
Since we're possessed by the gods,
we're invincible now!
1149
01:11:20,134 --> 01:11:21,805
You guys better watch out!
1150
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,501
Hyah!
1151
01:12:20,067 --> 01:12:21,238
My kick!
1152
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,199
Awesome!
1153
01:13:16,167 --> 01:13:18,076
It's our turn now. Block this!
1154
01:13:53,234 --> 01:13:54,905
This is great!
1155
01:13:57,834 --> 01:13:59,039
Ladies and gentlemen
1156
01:13:59,633 --> 01:14:01,509
our most powerful move!
1157
01:14:12,501 --> 01:14:14,637
The upgraded Flaming Palms!
1158
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,244
Go!
1159
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,839
Another day, another month, another year
1160
01:14:22,067 --> 01:14:24,670
Working hard to move forward
1161
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:27,741
All we wish is smooth sailing ahead
1162
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:30,537
and live our days in bliss
1163
01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:33,110
In every home, every village,
every province
1164
01:14:33,267 --> 01:14:35,835
everyone is working together
to build a home
1165
01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:37,936
Wanna out jump me?
1166
01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:39,099
Out jump this!
1167
01:14:40,633 --> 01:14:41,792
I hate people who out jump me!
1168
01:14:41,934 --> 01:14:43,878
Try jumping now!
1169
01:14:48,134 --> 01:14:49,611
Where's your flaming palm now?
1170
01:14:49,767 --> 01:14:50,904
It's extinguished now
1171
01:14:52,834 --> 01:14:54,812
You couldn't learn a proper weapon?
A hammer?
1172
01:14:54,967 --> 01:14:57,070
It's hammer time!
1173
01:15:01,967 --> 01:15:02,966
Get him!
1174
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,234
Don't hit me!
1175
01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:07,009
I am the Sword Master
1176
01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:10,203
If you can escape this,
you can have your underwear back!
1177
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,100
A hickey hurts less than
getting your blood sucked!
1178
01:15:15,566 --> 01:15:17,703
Ah!! No!
1179
01:15:19,067 --> 01:15:20,703
She's a girl. Don't hit her face
1180
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,799
Exactly!
1181
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,605
Didn't anyone teach you manners?!
1182
01:15:28,267 --> 01:15:31,540
Let me go. Haven't I already
stopped vomiting?
1183
01:15:53,567 --> 01:15:55,086
What's wrong with her? Prime Minister!
1184
01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:30,677
China's first man-made satellite,
thank you!
1185
01:17:30,834 --> 01:17:35,006
We hope Xiangyun and its people
can forever live in peace
1186
01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:36,906
Goodbye!
1187
01:17:43,734 --> 01:17:45,905
You idiot! I'll kill you!
1188
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,239
I know what to do. Knife!
1189
01:17:50,234 --> 01:17:51,677
Come with me!
1190
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:52,641
What are you doing?!
1191
01:17:52,734 --> 01:17:53,733
Let His Majesty go!
1192
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,607
Stay away, or I'll kill him!
1193
01:17:56,201 --> 01:17:57,559
Let's see how you'll save him now!
1194
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,199
Don't worry, Khan, with him in our hands
1195
01:17:59,301 --> 01:18:00,642
we'll definitely...
1196
01:18:05,533 --> 01:18:07,239
You disloyal bunch!
1197
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,205
They've abandoned me!
1198
01:18:11,134 --> 01:18:12,237
I'm taking you down with me!
1199
01:18:19,267 --> 01:18:20,345
What kind of knife is this?
1200
01:18:20,567 --> 01:18:21,601
Who made it? You fool!
1201
01:18:23,067 --> 01:18:27,704
You dummy! That's a gift for my love!
1202
01:18:55,201 --> 01:18:56,940
I understand now, Lang
1203
01:18:57,101 --> 01:19:00,772
We're too much like siblings to be lovers
1204
01:19:01,134 --> 01:19:04,737
I already have someone else in mind
1205
01:19:04,934 --> 01:19:05,968
Who is he?
1206
01:19:07,266 --> 01:19:10,676
I could tell he had
his eyes on me the minute
1207
01:19:11,067 --> 01:19:13,704
That person is... him!
1208
01:19:16,067 --> 01:19:17,237
She's so bad!
1209
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:19,299
Your Majesty!
1210
01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:20,699
Shush!
1211
01:19:24,967 --> 01:19:27,808
One bow for your ancestors...
1212
01:19:28,034 --> 01:19:31,534
one bow for the people...
1213
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:35,466
one bow to each other...
1214
01:19:57,901 --> 01:20:00,902
Now, this is a surprise ending!
1215
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,805
Now we're closer than ever...
1216
01:20:05,934 --> 01:20:07,071
You're so bad!
1217
01:20:08,834 --> 01:20:11,005
What kind of relationship
do these four have?
1218
01:20:11,101 --> 01:20:13,170
Don't think too much of
these silly stories
1219
01:20:13,567 --> 01:20:15,511
Aren't they just made for laughs?
1220
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,778
We're in trouble, Your Majesty!
1221
01:20:19,134 --> 01:20:20,839
What's wrong!
1222
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,001
A ginseng-growing country
in the west is using sports
1223
01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:26,167
They've sent a letter of challenge to us!
1224
01:20:26,801 --> 01:20:28,643
I'm not afraid.
We have the nine martial arts sects
1225
01:20:28,667 --> 01:20:30,872
But they're not playing cuju this time!
1226
01:20:31,834 --> 01:20:33,470
What do they play?
1227
01:20:33,734 --> 01:20:35,177
N.B.A.!!
1228
01:20:35,767 --> 01:20:36,801
Your Majesty!
1229
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:53,633
Farid Morocco
85062
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
