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Dd
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Hey, how was the beach?
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Are you talking to me?
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Huh? Yeah.
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Oh shit, I thought
you were on the phone.
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Wha-what... what did you say?
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I was just asking
if you had fun at the beach.
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Oh, yeah. Um...
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Yeah, it was fun. It was, uh...
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The whole water Polo
team was there,
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everyone got fuck up,
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captains got fuck up.
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I, uh...
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The sun fucked me
in the ass, though,
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shoulders are burnt to shit
but yeah, it was lit.
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So...
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There was this girl
at the beach.
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Right. - Yeah.
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She had these massive fucking
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colossal...
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Hands.
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- Get it?
- Yeah, it's funny.
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Yeah. Because my hands
are near my chest.
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Yeah, I know. I thought you
were going to say boobs. - Right.
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You think it's funny though?
Right?
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Like...
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You could see that on stage,
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like, people laughing
in the audience and stuff?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no,
I think it gets laughs.
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Yeah, sweet. Yeah.
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I was just thinking of like,
doing standup comedy.
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You know?
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I mean, we we're in la, so...
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- Definitely.
- Yeah. I mean...
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I ain't fucking water Polo
after college.
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Right? - Yeah, that's also true.
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Yeah.
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Do you know if they're any
parties tonight?
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Uh... they're um...
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Yeah. Yeah, shithouse
is having a party.
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- Like, the house is called shithouse?
- Mm-hmm.
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Are there any houses
having a party?
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Or is there what?
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Are any other houses
having anything?
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No. No, man.
No, it's just shithouse.
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Uh, it's far but my buddy seb
said it's going to be fire.
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So...
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- Fire.
- Huh?
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- Hmm?
- What did you...? Did you say something?
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Oh my god.
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Why are you so cold?
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> We, we never leave the beach
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fuck!
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> We'll grow
numb to the mystique
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Sam?
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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dd
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Hi, you're an ra, right?
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- You get locked out?
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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No worries. Where's your room?
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- This way.
- Okay.
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You just do some laundry?
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- Yeah, you just take a shower?
- Yeah. It's this one.
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Okay.
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J some - thanks so much.
I'm really sorry.
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> Are allergic to the sun
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j» they'll grow numb
in the long run.
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> They'll
get everything they want
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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yeah, mom.
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- That was mean.
- That was mean.
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Yeah!
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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» running water, running
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You love leaves.
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Oh, no no no.
I didn't mean to make you...
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Don't worry, she's fine.
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You know, it's just
a particularly rough week.
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I still, I can't believe
we didn't get to hug you
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on your fucking birthday.
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I know.
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She's so sweet.
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She just...
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I think she's just
missing her buddy.
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Dd
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Okay,
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I think it's gotta be Scott
from stat for me.
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- Oh, I can see that...
- I really can see that.
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Hello everyone in my room,
who is ready to leave?
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Jack, drink.
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Drink it. - Dude, I just went.
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Y'all are getting ready
for the party here?
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What the fuck you say?
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I just asked if y'all are
getting ready for the party.
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Looks like y'all
are getting ready.
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Yeah.
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We just called an uber,
are you coming?
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- I'm not sure yet.
- I'm not sure yet.
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Have you been
to shithouse before?
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Yeah, like 90 times.
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Oh my gosh.
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Dd
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Shit.
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Yes, dude.
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Yes! Oh, I love college so much!
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Shit man.
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- Yeah, it's great.
- Yeah dude,
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it's fucking hella pussy, bro.
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Hella vagina, bro,
in my fucking face, bro!
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Oh my god.
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Fuck...
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Oh my god, dude.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, bro. Shit, dude. Fuck.
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Ah, I should not drink
anymore fuck, oh fuck.
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But that's that life, man.
That's that fucking life.
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Are you going to
throw up right now?
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Nah, hah, no no no, it's okay.
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It's okay, I'm good. I'm good.
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I'm good. Thanks, man. I'm good.
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I'm going to close the door
for you, buddy.
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Having fun in shithouse?
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What?
No, it's really shitty here.
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I don't know what you're
talking about, dude.
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Did you steal that bottle
of wine from the party?
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Oh, no,
I brought this from home.
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I like having something
heavy in my hands
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to hold at a party.
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Yeah, I get that.
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I feel like,
that it's just like, too dinky
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when you hold it.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, it's too dinky.
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- Hey, I like your shirt.
- Hm?
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I like your shirt.
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Which one? I'm wearing two
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oh, I have to see
the one underneath.
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So I should just
take this one off?
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I don't know,
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if you feel comfortable,
why not, yeah.
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- I feel comfortable.
- Okay.
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Scott from stat
wants to fuck you, too.
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Sophia just talked to him, okay?
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So, operation fuck Scott
is in full swing, all right?
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We gonna get that dick.
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It's operation complete.
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Hi.
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You want to play a game?
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Alex, what's yours?
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Huh?
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What's up?
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I said,
"do you want to play a game?"
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Oh, game!
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Yeah, what's the game?
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Um, it's called,
"spin the bottle."
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Have you heard of it?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Oh, right here? Okay.
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Doin' it with your hands.
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Where's it gonna go?
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Okay. Look at that.
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Ouch.
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You're a trouble, aren't you?
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I'm trouble?
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Wait, sorry. What's your name?
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- Georgia.
- Okay, Georgia.
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I'm gonna really quickly, um...
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Georgia, I'm from...
I'm from Texas.
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I'm not from Georgia.
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Yeah. No, I wasn't...
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I'm not from Texas.
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Tha-that's okay.
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- Let's kiss in the bed.
- Okay yeah.
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I'm just really quickly,
I was going to go check
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on my backpack outside.
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You brought a backpack
to the party?
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Uh, yeah.
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Or I-i... no, maybe I didn't,
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but I just want to go check
to make sure
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that I didn't bring it.
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Oh and he misses. Boo!
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And he makes.
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And he makes.
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Eye on the basket.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Sorry. Did I wake you up?
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No, no, no, I'm up.
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Jess is at a party.
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You okay?
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Yeah. I'm, yeah.
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I'm just having a little
trouble falling asleep,
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because I think I have
like, a cold.
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Shit, I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, thanks. It's okay.
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Are you taking something?
You should be taking stuff.
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Well, I was going to go
to the cvs by campus,
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the 24-hour one,
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and I was going to get
some Claritin, but...
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No no no, sweetie, not Claritin.
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I always say
don't take Claritin,
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because it doesn't do
anything for you.
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You need to take Allegra.
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Oh, right. Yes.
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You need Allegra
for the decongestant,
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but actually you should take
Benadryl at night.
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Do that for like three days
and that should clear up.
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Okay. Perfect.
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Okay. Awesome.
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Oh, I'm going to go walk
over to the cvs.
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Honey, why don't you see
if Josh could give you a ride,
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you probably shouldn't
be walking around.
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You should rest. - Yeah.
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Maybe I'll check with him.
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Okay.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm just not feeling well
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and it's super frustrating.
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But I'm going to go ask Josh
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if he can take me to the cvs.
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So I got to go.
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Okay. Bye, sweet boy.
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Okay, goodnight. I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you too. Okay, bye.
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No. Oh no. No, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Oh, oh. Oh!
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Oh...
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Can you leave and don't tell
anybody about this?
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Okay.
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I think Alex drossos and I
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might've been going
through a rough patch.
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Little third grade gray deuber
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walks up to little third grade...
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We in?
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Yep, there we are.
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Knock knock, who's there?
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It's me, I'm fucking drunk.
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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Sam, you okay?
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No, I'm fine. I'm fine,
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I'm not going to throw up.
I'm not going to fucking...
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- You're going to throw...
- No, I'm not going to throw up,
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shut the fuck up.
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Shut, the fuck, up.
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You suck, you suck, you suck.
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Get it? Got it? Get it?
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Jerry Seinfeld thinks you suck.
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I think you suck.
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What's the deal
shitty roommates?
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There's never a good one,
there's never,
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there's never a good one.
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Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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Oh, but I don't want a roommate.
But I don't want a...
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Oh, I fucking hate you.
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Do you want me to
get you some water?
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No. Yeah. I got water.
265
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,577
That's a...
That's a huge bottle of vodka.
266
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,036
No, it's fucking water.
267
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,646
You're about to drink
vodka right now.
268
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,171
Just.
269
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,998
Get hugs from mom and Jess.
270
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,476
Why is college so hard?
271
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:28,647
I feel like I'm just like,
floating and nobody like...
272
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,490
What?
273
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,049
Sam?
274
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,679
Fuck.
275
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,305
Sam, Sam, you're shit yourself.
276
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,218
Hmm?
277
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,307
Sam, I think you might
still be shitting.
278
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,267
Are you pooping right now?
279
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,772
No. No, I didn't.
280
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,273
Yeah.
281
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,436
Yeah, you 100 percent did.
Let's get you up, okay?
282
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,009
- I don't shit.
- We're going to go to the shower, okay?
283
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,113
And get your pants off.
284
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,571
No, these are my good pants.
285
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,115
- These are your what?
- These are my good pants.
286
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:24,783
I know they are your good pants
but you pooped in them.
287
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,292
So we need to at least get up
and go in the shower
288
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,546
- I didn't... no, I didn't do nothing.
- And clean you off.
289
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,384
Sam, we need to get up.
I didn't do nothing.
290
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,657
You dropped a deuce
in our room, man?
291
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,046
I didn't shit.
292
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,256
Okay. Ow, don't hit-
293
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,099
Am I not allowed to sleep here?
294
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:50,937
Oh wait. No, you can.
295
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,477
Did you get kicked out
of your room?
296
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,653
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
297
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,606
Did you?
298
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,195
Oh, no. Ras get singles.
299
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,805
I just didn't have anything
else to eat,
300
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,571
so I had an energy bar earlier
so I just like, can't sleep.
301
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,083
Um... what was on your shirt?
302
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,163
Oh, um,
I actually have it on still.
303
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,715
It just says,
"the time is now" on it.
304
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,839
Nothing special.
305
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,007
Cool.
306
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,886
How was your operation?
307
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,856
Operation fuck Scott
from scat... from stat.
308
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,268
Oh, god. Um, it was like
a failed operation.
309
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,812
Nothing happened.
310
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,401
- Oh.
- Nothing special.
311
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,513
Were you really like,
about to go to sleep
312
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,652
am I like, keeping you up?
313
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,037
Oh, no. No. I wasn't sleeping.
314
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,082
I'm not tired.
315
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,206
- Okay.
- I'm not tired at all.
316
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,121
Do you want to like,
go hang out?
317
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,290
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
318
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,585
Yeah. What do you...
What do you want to do?
319
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,673
Like, what are we...?
320
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,512
I was thinking we could go
to the Grand Canyon.
321
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,424
The Grand Canyon?
322
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,184
Do you have a car? - What?
323
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,543
I'm talking about
going in my room
324
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,398
and like, hanging out there
instead of here.
325
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,647
Oh.
326
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,319
Like to kiss and have sex?
327
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,818
Um...
328
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,974
Is that what you're asking?
329
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,954
Uh, I guess so.
330
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,450
Do you even know my name?
331
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:35,997
What's your name?
332
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,625
I'm not going to just tell you.
333
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,011
Why? I'll tell you my name.
334
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,639
I kknow your name.
It's Maggie hill.
335
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,801
You've been my ra for like,
six months now.
336
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,889
Why are you making me feel bad?
337
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,395
Because you should feel bad.
338
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,647
Okay. Well, I do feel bad.
339
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,354
What's your name?
340
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,267
Get out of here.
341
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,062
Get out of here?
That's a weird name.
342
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,449
It's Alex.
343
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,578
Okay, Alex.
344
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,448
I'm sorry that I didn't
know or ask.
345
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,870
Why? Don't be sorry.
346
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,080
I'm not.
347
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,417
I do want you to come
to my room, though.
348
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,512
You can put your stuff
down if you want.
349
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,565
Yeah.
350
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,184
Just put it down right here?
351
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,402
I just like, ruined your room
by doing that.
352
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,831
Is it always this clean
or is this just a Friday thing?
353
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,378
It's always this clean.
354
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:05,549
I don't think I've made my bed
in like, ever, probably.
355
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,380
I recommend it.
356
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,100
Can I have some of this wine
that's here?
357
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,710
Oh, yeah, no.
You can just have all of it.
358
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,734
I have like, a ton of it.
359
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,172
Well there's a ton in here,
probably won't have all of it, but.
360
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,278
Just have as much as you want.
361
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,063
Cheers.
362
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,123
It's good.
363
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,040
Are you 21?
364
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:40,088
No, I have a fake ID.
I'm 19, but I just can get it.
365
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,542
I'm 19, too.
366
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:45,050
Just had my birthday
like, a couple of weeks ago.
367
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,716
Cool.
368
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,508
Happy belated birthday.
Thank you.
369
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,217
Thanks.
370
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,058
Here you go do you want some?
371
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,267
Thanks.
372
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,108
How do you get a fake ID?
373
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,240
It's a really complicated process
374
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,448
that I feel like we should
talk about another time.
375
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,863
Okay.
376
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,916
Do you want to take
your hoodie off?
377
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,829
Yeah. Yes, I do.
378
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,046
Come here.
379
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,639
Take your pants off.
380
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,245
- Take my pants off?
- Take your pants off.
381
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,634
Okay.
382
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,840
A lot of things happening
at once here.
383
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,665
Take your shirt off, too. Okay.
384
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,168
Is this okay?
385
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,425
What do you like?
386
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,926
Let's just play the quiet game,
okay?
387
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,059
Okay.
388
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,116
Can I get back on top? - Sure.
389
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,257
I think all the blood
is my brain.
390
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,265
Okay, that's fine.
391
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,801
That's okay, lay down.
392
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,607
Do you want...
Do you want your clothes?
393
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,392
- Yeah.
- Okay.
394
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,107
Here's your shirt.
395
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,532
I'm really sorry.
396
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,668
No, don't be. It's okay.
397
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,842
I can take the wrapper, too?
398
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,678
Thanks for being so nice.
399
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:02,887
Yeah.
400
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:08,389
Uh, my room is like,
100 feet away from your room.
401
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:13,527
So, I'm going to skedaddle.
402
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,525
You don't have to.
I'm going to be awake
403
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,030
if you want to hang out.
404
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,442
Like, I was going to stay up
and drink wine. If you...
405
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,389
I'm just saying you don't
have to leave right now.
406
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,449
Like, I'm going to be awake.
407
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,614
Are you sure?
408
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,657
Yeah. I would feel weird
if I drink alone,
409
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,896
but I feel like
it could help me sleep,
410
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,208
so I was thinking that
could be good but also... go.
411
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,963
I feel like you were trying to go.
No, no, I wasn't.
412
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,591
I mean, I was trying...
I mean, that's cause I didn't...
413
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,047
I would love to stay.
414
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:41,430
- Okay. You don't have to.
- No, I'd really like to.
415
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:42,510
Okay.
416
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,392
I can venmo you by the way,
I will venmo you.
417
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,520
Oh no, it's fine.
This is $5 at target.
418
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,680
So, you have a car?
419
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,893
No, I walk there.
420
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,809
I don't have a car, either.
421
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,896
Kinda sucks, right? - Mm.
422
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,273
I like walking,
but yeah, in general,
423
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,112
you want to make a friend
with a car.
424
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,161
Yeah.
425
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,782
None of my friends have cars.
426
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,336
So, you're a sophomore, right?
427
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:14,799
Yeah.
428
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,922
Did you...
429
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,467
Did you did you have
a tough first year?
430
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:27,309
What do you mean,
like adjusting?
431
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,975
Yeah. Like, in general.
432
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:33,732
Um... I don't know.
Not really, why?
433
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,904
Um... I am.
434
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,234
Oh. Yeah. I mean,
435
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:43,776
I think everybody like,
struggles at first.
436
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,411
Yeah, I'm like, struggling now.
437
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:47,536
Like...
438
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,574
What's going on?
439
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,205
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Sure.
440
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,165
I have zero friends.
441
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,734
You just said you have friends.
442
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,027
You said your friends
don't have cars.
443
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,963
They don't have cars
'cause they're not real.
444
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,949
You definitely
don't have zero friends.
445
00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,964
I definitely have zero friends.
446
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,967
Like, you could say my roommate,
447
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,477
Sam is a friend,
448
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:15,232
but we hate each other
and aren't friends. So...
449
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,691
So, who do you hang out with?
450
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,102
Um...
451
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,322
Timothy for the marketplace,
I hang out with.
452
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,358
Like, 30 seconds a day.
453
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,867
And to be honest,
454
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:28,905
I hang out with my stuffed
animal from home a lot.
455
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,913
I talk to him. So...
456
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,750
That's not true.
I don't talk to him.
457
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,878
I more of just like,
spent a lot of time in my room
458
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:39,336
and my stuffed animal
is in the room.
459
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,542
I'm exaggerating.
460
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,258
Like, I don't... that's not...
461
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:47,013
Like, I have friends,
462
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,141
but like, are those two
my closest friends
463
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,598
at college 100 percent.
464
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,604
But it's okay because like,
Timothy is fucking awesome.
465
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,067
I really like Timothy a lot.
466
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,636
He's like,
the warmest guy of all time.
467
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,491
He makes me feel so good
every day.
468
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,057
He like, makes my skin feel good
when he talks. - I know what you mean.
469
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:09,866
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
470
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,281
- Also devastatingly good-looking.
- That's part of it.
471
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,199
Yeah. For sure.
472
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,751
I'll take this back.
473
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,671
My turtle died today.
474
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,422
Is I was supposed to be in
that tank on your desk?
475
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,635
Mm-hmm.
476
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:37,265
I'm really sorry. That sucks.
477
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,602
Thanks.
478
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,303
I thought turtles were
supposed to like, live forever.
479
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:50,740
I did also and they don't,
they just die.
480
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:53,038
What happened?
481
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:56,075
Um, I'm not...
I don't really know. Like...
482
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,333
He hadn't been eating
483
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:01,292
so I think he was sick
or something
484
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:05,084
and then he got stuck
when I wasn't here maybe
485
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,174
or like, went swimming,
was weak and drowned. Or like...
486
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,597
I don't... I don't know
what happened.
487
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:18,480
So you've had like,
a really sad day.
488
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:22,438
Yeah, I mean, whatever.
He was just like, a turtle but like...
489
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,986
Yeah, he was like, my buddy.
490
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,734
What was his name?
491
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:31,787
Pete.
492
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,181
That's a really good name
for a turtle.
493
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,538
Thank you.
494
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,495
It means rock, the name Pete.
495
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,704
- Rock?
- Mm-hmm.
496
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,545
And that was pretty fitting?
497
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,456
Yeah.
498
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,337
- Like, he was a rock in life?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
499
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,339
- He held down the fort.
- Mm-hmm.
500
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:05,151
- I wish I could have met him.
- You know what? Same.
501
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,549
I feel like you guys
would've really hit it off.
502
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:07,779
- Really?
- Yeah.
503
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:11,237
Like, he...
He was really sensitive also.
504
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,789
What did you do with the body?
505
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,075
Sorry if that's
inconsiderate to ask, but...
506
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,747
I threw him away.
507
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,590
You what?
508
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,252
I threw him in the dumpster
in the back of Paulie.
509
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,866
I can't tell if you're being
serious right now.
510
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,005
What do you mean?
511
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,677
You threw him away?
512
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,637
Yeah.
What else would I have done?
513
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,053
You threw Pete away
in the dumpster?
514
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,893
The...
515
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:46,026
Pete who you...
Your rock in life, Pete?
516
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,062
Yeah, I put him in a shoe box.
517
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,070
Oh my god,
518
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:51,152
that doesn't make it
any better. What?
519
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,533
Okay.
520
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,910
Don't you...
Didn't you want to bury him?
521
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,867
Okay, you need to calm down.
522
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,783
You can't just throw him away
in a dumpster,
523
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,622
you can't just get rid of him.
What?
524
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,482
You're never going to know
where his little body ends up.
525
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,792
I don't want to know where
his little body ends up.
526
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,708
- Why?
- 'Cause he's dead, what?
527
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,423
Oh my god, you're a monster.
528
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,133
I'm not a monster.
529
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,632
Okay, you're not a monster.
530
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:21,520
But I feel like we should...
We should...
531
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,890
Did you put him in the
dumpster today? Mmhmm.
532
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,548
Because it's like ice water? Yeah,
and it's like, in your fucking face.
533
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,572
Yeah.
534
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,175
I've thought about
just not showering
535
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,260
for the rest of my time here.
536
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,400
Oh my god, no.
You're going to get used to it.
537
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,555
You've actually gotten
used to it?
538
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,410
No, I feel like
I've gotten used to the fact
539
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,683
that I'm not
going to get used to it.
540
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,243
You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm.
541
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,602
I don't know.
I've been exercising though,
542
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,354
and I feel like that really helps
with the shower.
543
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,164
Have you ever tried that?
544
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,578
Uh, no.
545
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:47,650
Like, I don't know. I just go,
546
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,318
I do the elliptical thing
and it's like really easy.
547
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,048
I just go to the gym in berkus.
548
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,755
There's a gym in berkus?
549
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,385
Yeah, freshmen. Oh my god.
550
00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:57,764
Yeah. Okay.
Are you entirely sure?
551
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,300
I'm entirely sure. Hold my wine.
552
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,148
Alright.
553
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,567
Oh gosh.
Having a little trouble.
554
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,194
- Okay. Come here.
- Whoa!
555
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,071
Ow, why did you push me?
556
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,219
I don't know,
you're having trouble.
557
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,983
You just wanted
to touch my butt.
558
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:18,579
Ow.
559
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,620
Found it. - Do you see anything?
560
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,743
Yeah, I got my eyes
on water bottles.
561
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,706
That's not trash,
that's recycle.
562
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,292
Mickey d's...
563
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,333
Wait, is Pete really small?
564
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,798
- Yeah, do you see him.
- Hi Pete, you are so stiff.
565
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,116
I'm feeling like,
spooked right now.
566
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,880
Just don't be,
can I just see him.
567
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,559
- Is this the shoe box?
- Yeah.
568
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:47,608
Okay.
569
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,656
Okay, what'd you decide?
Where are we off to?
570
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,262
I think I want to bury him
on the top of mt Fiji,
571
00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,571
if that's okay.
572
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,828
Yes, what? Like in Japan?
573
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,997
No, that's mount fuji. What? No,
574
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:04,906
I'm talking about mount Fiji
575
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,370
like, the mountain
on top of campus.
576
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,034
Oh, yes.
577
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,453
Oh, it's called mount Fiji.
Yeah.
578
00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,542
Cool, that's much easier.
579
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,841
Dd
580
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,755
La?
581
00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:19,717
Yeah, like this campus,
like college.
582
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,932
Yeah. Why?
Does it now feel like yours?
583
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,969
No, but it's nice hearing it will.
584
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,432
Where are you from?
585
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,482
Dallas.
586
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,128
Okay, so you're from Texas.
I feel like that's like,
587
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,672
you're like 1500 miles
away from our house
588
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:33,651
of course it doesn't feel
like your home.
589
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,358
Okay, yeah
but where are you from?
590
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,897
Bay area.
591
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,986
That's like 500 miles away?
592
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,115
Yeah, it's like 400.
593
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,777
Yeah, so you went far away
from home, too?
594
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,331
And we both like,
got dropped off
595
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,957
in a place we don't
know anybody,
596
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,539
and at the end of each day,
597
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,624
we can't go home to like,
598
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,714
our parent's unconditional love.
599
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:58,586
It's like we're
newborn babies here.
600
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:02,051
But we don't have
anybody to hold us.
601
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,637
What?
602
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,677
Dude, I don't feel like
a newborn baby.
603
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:07,515
I don't know.
604
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:08,804
- I got carried away.
- Yeah.
605
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,585
I think kind of drunk
right now from the wine.
606
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,565
I think you're very drunk
from the wine.
607
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,067
Okay, sue me.
608
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,648
Are you in any clubs?
609
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,480
No. Are you?
610
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,865
No, I have friends.
Wait. Okay wait.
611
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,888
Okay, so you know how like,
people think squirrels are dumb
612
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,153
because they like, run out
into the street and stuff?
613
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,241
Yeah.
614
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,768
I read an article one time
and said like,
615
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,407
squirrels are actually
really smart
616
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,326
because the way
you measure intelligence
617
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,869
is by how well
an animal can like,
618
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,379
adapt to their surroundings,
you know what I mean?
619
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,210
Was that pointed?
620
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,138
What, you think I'm dumb
621
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,742
because I'm having
a tough time at college?
622
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:45,803
No, I think you think
other people
623
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,894
yeah, that's literally
exactly what I think.
624
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,645
Like, that's a perfect
way of putting it.
625
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,336
I'm trying to tell you
that's not turning
626
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,476
your brain off like,
that is being intelligent.
627
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,714
Okay well, I disagree with you
628
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:59,445
because you said
it's how well they adapt
629
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,027
and make use
of the place they're in,
630
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,720
and what I'm telling you
is that people aren't
631
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,360
taking advantage of
the place that they're in.
632
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,653
What do you mean?
633
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,242
Four thousand people go here.
634
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,077
Four thousand people
go to the same school
635
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,126
in the same place.
636
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,064
Four thousand people that
don't owe you anything, dude.
637
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,295
You're not constantly
being stiffed by people.
638
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,581
Okay, awesome, great. Got it.
639
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:21,043
Like, I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you my time.
640
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,511
I don't think you do.
641
00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:24,992
But I still want to
hang out with you,
642
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:30,352
like, I'm down to hang out
with you tonight.
643
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,433
Yeah, I'm like, really fun
to be around.
644
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,725
I'm fun to be around too,
645
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,315
I'm really fun to be around.
646
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,855
I don't know dude,
you say you don't have many friends.
647
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,739
Yeah, because everybody
fucking sucks here.
648
00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:46,276
Oh, sorry, I forgot.
I forgot that.
649
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,488
What I'm saying is like,
college is
650
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,747
and like, it should be
651
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,373
the most selfish time
in your life.
652
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,000
Like, the agenda here
is not to learn
653
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,706
how to be a great friend.
654
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:57,791
Okay, what is the agenda?
655
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,915
Figure out who you are?
656
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,407
Whatever, look,
watch this comeback.
657
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,387
Yeah, I want other people
to help me in that.
658
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,175
Like, I want other people
to be a part of my identity.
659
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,580
I think it's about like,
figuring out who you are
660
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,095
separate from other people
and like, taking care of yourself.
661
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:17,232
Yeah, I just don't like college.
662
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,772
I agree with you,
but can you agree with me
663
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,686
that maybe we can add
to that agenda,
664
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:25,028
like, learning how to better
look after each other.
665
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,115
Hey, you guys want to play
with the great bambino?
666
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:31,129
- Any interest?
- Should I tell him we're busy?
667
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,576
Why? What do you mean?
668
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,785
We have to bury Pete.
669
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,730
- Yeah, we can do it after softball.
- My team needs help.
670
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,712
- Tones of interest.
- Alright c'mon.
671
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,459
- Hey.
- I'm Caroline, nice to meet you.
672
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,509
I think you should bat.
673
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:54,348
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah? Okay?
674
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,306
Okay, wolves on three.
675
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,270
One, two, three, wolves.
676
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,232
Hey, y'all ready yet?
677
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,904
Yeah, we're ready, punks!
678
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,736
Yeah, we got a new pitcher,
so it's about to be a comeback.
679
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,492
You're pitching?
680
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,836
- Fuck!
- Oh my god.
681
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,917
Oh my god. - Shit, oh my god.
682
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,050
- Oh my god. Oh no!
- Ow!
683
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,240
Maggie! Maggie, are you okay?
684
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,970
Oh my god. You suck at pitching.
685
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,597
Yeah. Where did it hit?
686
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,474
My calf.
You are so bad at pitching.
687
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,480
I know, I'm so sorry.
Wait guys, do we have ice?
688
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,477
Uh... yeah, I'll go get some.
689
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,917
No. No, it's okay.
No, I don't need ice.
690
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:38,959
I'm all right. I'm all right.
Are you sure?
691
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:39,813
Yeah no, he sucks at pitching.
692
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:40,974
It wasn't that hard.
693
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,187
Fuck!
694
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:48,569
Ow. It is not as not a softball.
It's a hardball.
695
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,490
Dude, I'm so sorry.
It's okay, it's fine,
696
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,154
I'm okay.
697
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,415
I've like, I really truly
have never been so sorry.
698
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,166
Oh my god, stop apologizing.
699
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:01,106
You keep apologizing,
then you're going to be sorry.
700
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,316
Because I'm going to
knock your block off.
701
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,422
- Make it! Make it!
- Protruding, is that the word?
702
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,112
Why don't we just get you ice,
703
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,502
like, let's go to Bert's off campus.
No.
704
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,574
We can like, get a lift there.
705
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,451
That's such a waste of money.
It's fine. It's really fine.
706
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,161
Okay. We can just walk there.
It's like, super close.
707
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,220
Okay, all right.
708
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,683
If it gets out to like, here,
like, if it swells like...
709
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,437
- If it gets out to here?
- Yeah,
710
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,769
like, if it swells out that far,
then we'll go.
711
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,275
- Okay, how about here?
- Okay.
712
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,060
- Okay.
- Okay.
713
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,407
Am I the first person
you've had sex with a college?
714
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,370
We didn't really have sex.
715
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:47,586
Okay, am I first person
you've kissed naked at college?
716
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,794
Yeah, yes.
717
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,384
And you're the second person
718
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,765
that I've kissed naked
in my life.
719
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,559
I had a girlfriend
in high school,
720
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,846
and we dated
for like three years.
721
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,188
Just bring it!
722
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:03,810
What happened?
723
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,691
Did you break up
because of college?
724
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,443
Yeah.
725
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,487
Mm-hmm.
726
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,194
I had a boy friend
in high school also.
727
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,030
But it was just like,
senior year.
728
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,576
Did you break up for college?
Like, because the distance?
729
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:23,369
Uh, no, we broke up
because I kept cheating on him.
730
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:38,800
Yeah, I feel like that'll do it
for most high school relationships.
731
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,682
Excuse me.
732
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,292
I'm going to have
to ask you guys
733
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:44,897
to leave the softball field.
734
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,439
Yeah, when exactly are you
735
00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,649
going to have to ask us
to do that, sir?
736
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,189
Yeah, what time?
Exactly when will that be, sir?
737
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,278
Okay, I know it didn't get
swollen outta here,
738
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,659
but I really feel we like... no.
739
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,599
- I feel like we should... go to Bert's.
- I don't want to go.
740
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,409
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
741
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,993
Oh fuck!
742
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,203
- What?
- Ow.
743
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:05,368
- Does it hurt?
- Yeah, it hurts really bad.
744
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,661
Did it get tight?
745
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,455
- Okay. Alright, lets go.
- We should go?
746
00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:10,903
I generally thought I was,
but I was just like,
747
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,714
a fucking asshole
to everybody all the time.
748
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,094
Did you do theater?
749
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,470
Yes. Wait did you do theater?
750
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:17,221
Yeah.
751
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,506
- What?
- Yeah.
752
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,093
Did you ever have those stage
managers that were really
753
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,604
weirdly grumpy and jaded
and actively mean?
754
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,811
I actually had like,
really great stage managers.
755
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,316
Okay, cool.
756
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,353
Well, I was a stage manager
757
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:34,364
and I was just really
jealous of the actors
758
00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,011
because I always wanted
to audition for the play,
759
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:36,820
but I never did.
760
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,451
It really wasn't my vibe.
So I never did.
761
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,987
- You never auditioned?
- No.
762
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,621
- Not even once?
- Not even once.
763
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,992
So you just moved to la
764
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,751
to pursue your dream
of becoming a star.
765
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,459
No. Oh my god. No.
766
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,213
Wait. Sorry.
767
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,250
I think I'm getting
a phone call right now.
768
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:54,302
Sorry.
769
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,756
Yeah, this is my sister
770
00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:58,701
and I feel like I should answer
cause she was at a party.
771
00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:00,681
- No, go ahead.
- Alright, sorry.
772
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,595
Hello.
773
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,889
Oh fuck!
774
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:11,480
- Jesse Margret off the phone, he is sick.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
775
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,484
You're sick?
776
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,486
Um, I'm actually better, mom.
777
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,238
Uh, why'd you call,
is everything okay.
778
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,740
Yeah, boy.
779
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,652
Yes, a-boy...
780
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,321
Are you drunk right now?
781
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,580
- Yes.
- No.
782
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,979
Alright dork,
well is that why you called,
783
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:28,022
to show me that you're drunk?
784
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,163
- No. Y'all are haters.
- Yes.
785
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,693
I'm not a hater.
I think it's great you drink.
786
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:33,502
I just can't talk right now.
787
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,257
I'm a hater, she's 15,
788
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,780
she doesn't need to be
drinking already.
789
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:37,990
Okay guys, it's so late there,
790
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,158
y'all go to sleep. I gotta go.
791
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:43,050
- Dallas doesn't sleep, boy...
- Oh my god, help me.
792
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,308
Al, are you outside
793
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,873
because you should be
inside getting rest?
794
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,762
You should be inside getting rest.
795
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,397
Mom. I'm not... I'm not sick,
I'm with a friend, guys.
796
00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:52,604
I have to... that was like,
allergies earlier I think.
797
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:55,065
I'm fine. But I have to go.
798
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,384
Goodbye. Goodbye. - Gosh who are
you with? Are you with a girl?
799
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,774
Oh my god. Help me.
Help me. Good bye.
800
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,033
No, I don't wanna...
801
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,245
I am so sorry
that you had to see that.
802
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,781
No. I loved it.
803
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:08,703
They're a lot.
804
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,633
Yeah, it seems like you guys
are really close.
805
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:12,871
Yes.
806
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,839
Yeah.
807
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,010
Well, we go way back, so...
808
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:29,224
I feel like I learned a ton
about you from that.
809
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,388
Like what?
810
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,294
I don't know.
Like, you have a really cute sister
811
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:35,902
and like, your mom
is like, such a mom.
812
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,562
- She's such a mom.
- Yeah.
813
00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:40,527
She really leans into
the mom stuff.
814
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,616
She gives lots of hugs.
815
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,864
What about your dad,
does he give a lot of hugs?
816
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:52,581
He uh, he used to,
817
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,122
but um, my dad passed away.
818
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:57,381
He died.
819
00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,797
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.
820
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,637
Has that like,
really affected you?
821
00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:05,848
My dad dying?
822
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:11,312
I'm so sorry. I just mean, like,
823
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,973
how has it really
affected you, I guess?
824
00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:18,482
Um, I don't know.
825
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,093
This is going to sound weird,
826
00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:25,076
but I really don't think
it's affected me that much.
827
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:26,864
Like...
828
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,824
Like, I obviously miss
having him around,
829
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:36,372
but I don't know, everything was
830
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,757
and everything has been okay.
831
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,553
I don't know.
832
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,214
Like, three months
before he died,
833
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,724
he wrote me
and my sister this letter
834
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:50,680
and at the end of the letter,
835
00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:53,722
it said that
our names will forever
836
00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,480
be carved into his heart
837
00:44:57,445 --> 00:45:01,905
and that just like really...
I don't know.
838
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,986
Wow, he wrote that?
839
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,118
Yeah. I know, right.
840
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,498
Oh fuck, dude.
841
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,578
Oh shit.
842
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,368
- It's closed.
- Oh, my god.
843
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,707
Wait. No, I thought it was
supposed to be open 24 hours.
844
00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:18,837
Yeah, so did I.
845
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,839
What are we going to do for ice?
846
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,294
Do you think this thing is cold?
847
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,839
- 4.7 stars.
- Okay.
848
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,632
- Okay, Jeff.
- Okay, Jeff.
849
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,931
What are your parents like?
850
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:39,229
They're fine, just like parents.
851
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,734
That's super boring.
852
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,441
I know, like, they, they suck.
853
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,572
I just felt like, you just said
your dad is dead,
854
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,108
so I didn't really want to
complain about my parents?
855
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,873
Why do they... why do they suck?
856
00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:00,046
My dad's like, a loser
857
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,423
and my mom's really cold
and distant
858
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,754
because she chose
such a fucking asshole
859
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,420
to be the father of her children,
I think.
860
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:11,724
Are they divorced?
861
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,761
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, they're divorced.
862
00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,625
They got divorced
when I was like, in first grade
863
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:21,018
and my mom's like,
dating a guy named Bruce now.
864
00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:24,570
- Do you like Bruce?
- I don't know Bruce.
865
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,426
He seems fine. I don't know,
he's kind of weird.
866
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,111
I just met him one time, though.
867
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,243
Do you have a relationship
with your dad?
868
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,410
I haven't spoken to him
since I was 15.
869
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,666
- What?
- Yeah.
870
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,665
- Oh my god, what?
- Yeah.
871
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,794
My sister and I told him
we hated him
872
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:45,112
and we never want
to talk to him again
873
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:48,048
and he just like,
listened to that.
874
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,931
He like, actually got
remarried two years ago
875
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:59,313
and didn't invite us
to the wedding
876
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:00,973
and like, this is
a really big wedding,
877
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,421
like, and all my aunts
and uncles and like,
878
00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,356
grandparents
and stuff were there.
879
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,611
That's like, super immature.
880
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:10,660
Yeah.
881
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:14,321
That's what I mean,
he's just like, a fucking loser.
882
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,288
Does it make you more sad
or more angry?
883
00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:22,957
What?
884
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:26,631
Like, your dad being,
885
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,383
like, does it make you...
886
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,966
Like, does your shitty dad
887
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:33,131
make you more sad or more angry?
888
00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,346
Um...
889
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,686
I don't know.
I guess like, neither honestly.
890
00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,254
Like, it's just been bad
with him for so long,
891
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,985
that I don't feel a lot about it.
892
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:49,113
I don't feel like,
angry or sad or anything.
893
00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:54,319
Sometimes I feel like,
sad on his behalf.
894
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:57,705
Like, it's so sad
that he doesn't...
895
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,312
I don't know,
maybe this sounds conceded,
896
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:04,705
but my sister and I grew up
to be like, such cool people
897
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:06,588
and like, he doesn't
get to know that.
898
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:08,841
You know, so it's like,
899
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:12,219
like um, sad for him.
It's like, shitty.
900
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,968
- Wow, I almost killed that guy.
- Yeah.
901
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,303
That would have been his
fault totally though. - Yeah.
902
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:19,810
Right? He didn't have
the white pedestrian light.
903
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,014
Wait, the white
pedestrian light?
904
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,773
You mean the green
pedestrian light?
905
00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:26,730
The...
I'm talking about the person.
906
00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:30,112
Yeah, the person's green, right?
907
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:34,905
He's uh... l think he's white.
908
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:40,448
Jeff, I'm pretty sure
it's green, like the red hand,
909
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:43,914
so that would mean
the person's green.
910
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,918
Y'all are both colorblind.
It's absolutely white.
911
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,583
Well, I'm actually colorblind,
but she thinks it's green, too.
912
00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,627
I'm actually colorblind also.
913
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,740
- You're what?
- Colorblind.
914
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,470
- You're both colorblind?
- Yeah.
915
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:57,452
- I thought girls can't be color blind.
- Women can be colorblind
916
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,467
it's just 0.3% of them are, so.
917
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,518
We're both colorblind?
918
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:02,770
Yeah. Wait, that's crazy.
919
00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:08,022
Have you guys heard of
those like, glasses that cure it?
920
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,810
With the videos. - Yeah.
921
00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:11,400
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
922
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,155
- Are they expensive?
- Yeah.
923
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,486
I don't know. I feel like
I would never want to wear them
924
00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,930
because then I have to
take them off
925
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,660
and reckon with that. - Yeah.
926
00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:20,992
I do want...
I want to try it at least once
927
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,827
and have that experience.
928
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,583
That's crazy
that you're colorblind.
929
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,415
- Yeah.
- Are you allergic to peanuts?
930
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,126
No. Wait why?
931
00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:30,290
I'm just checking. I am.
932
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,832
I'm allergic to gluten.
933
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,422
Really? That's a bad one.
934
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,677
Yeah, tell me about it.
935
00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:37,464
You're colorblind
and allergic to peanuts?
936
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:38,471
Yes.
937
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:42,601
I wouldn't survive a day
in the before Christ days.
938
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:43,790
No, you would've been fine,
939
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,396
you just would have had
to find a good partner.
940
00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:49,983
Don't look at me.
I'm colorblind.
941
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:52,520
I would have been
the only colorblind woman
942
00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,529
alive in mesopotamia, so.
943
00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,077
Dd
944
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,295
Maybe I should
have him cremated.
945
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,256
So you can keep him
in your room?
946
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,677
I'm down to cremate him,
if you want.
947
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:22,762
I'll go on another adventure.
948
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,972
No, I'm just procrastinating.
949
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:29,606
Okay. Let's do this.
950
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:38,983
Can you help me?
951
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:41,535
Yeah. Are you okay?
952
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,491
It's just so weird.
This is so weird.
953
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,281
Yeah I know, this is so weird.
954
00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:47,450
Yeah, burying a dead body
is the weirdest thing ever.
955
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,835
It's so fucking weird.
956
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,526
But we can slow down.
We don't have to do it right now.
957
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,666
We can I take our time.
I feel like we are rushing.
958
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,845
Here, let me do this.
959
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,179
What are you doing?
960
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:08,096
I'm going to take Pete
out of the hole
961
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,976
and keep him out,
so he's visible.
962
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,443
It was nice seeing him before.
963
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,175
I realized we haven't
looked at him all night.
964
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,155
Yeah, he's been in the shoe box.
965
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,908
Yeah and he's
a beautiful turtle.
966
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:22,954
Thank you.
967
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:26,997
Did you have something
to do with that?
968
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,407
Yeah. I gave birth to him.
969
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,248
Do you believe in god?
970
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,337
On airplanes, I do.
971
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,425
Same.
972
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,338
It's like anytime,
973
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,383
I can't even pretend
to have any control.
974
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:48,052
Yeah. Yes.
975
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,808
I feel like,
when I think about dying,
976
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,146
I'm just like,
"see you soon, big guy."
977
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,276
It's like, so dumb.
978
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,032
Yeah, death sucks.
979
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,944
I'm not okay with it.
Death is ass.
980
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,828
I just...
I can't believe that like,
981
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,746
everything is just
going to like, vanish.
982
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:16,799
You know?
983
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,471
Yeah.
984
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,476
Stuff's going to vanish
for me too though.
985
00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:33,848
Like, you're not alone in that.
986
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:48,616
- Maggie?
- Yes.
987
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,826
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
988
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,534
Yeah, okay. I'm fine.
989
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,791
I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm alright.
990
00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,331
Okay.
991
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,113
Let's do it, I'm ready...
I'm ready to do the burial.
992
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,698
- Okay. Yes, I totally agree
- Let's do it.
993
00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:06,555
- But can I say, can I throw out an idea?
- Yeah. Go ahead.
994
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,036
Okay. Well, like,
earlier I was going to suggest
995
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:09,140
that you say some words
996
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,830
and I was thinking at first
that it would be
997
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:11,934
after we buried him.
998
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:14,312
But now I'm thinking
that doesn't make any sense
999
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,519
and you should
just say words now,
1000
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,524
like, while he is out. - Okay.
1001
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:21,562
Let's do it.
1002
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:25,779
Um, can you start
and I'll just close?
1003
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,318
I'm just going to close.
1004
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:28,406
Yeah.
1005
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,623
Pete. Um...
1006
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:37,536
I really wish
I could have known you
1007
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:41,548
when you were able to
move around and hang out.
1008
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:45,301
I can tell Maggie
really likes you a ton.
1009
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:50,592
So I'm really bummed
that we couldn't be friends.
1010
00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:54,803
But I'm really really glad
1011
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:57,348
that you were such
a great friend to Maggie
1012
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:58,516
for so long.
1013
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,487
Because she's really
really awesome
1014
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,739
and I feel like you
had a lot to do with that.
1015
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:09,277
So good job.
1016
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,243
You did a really good job.
1017
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:17,163
Being alive and being a friend.
1018
00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:23,673
I'm done with my eulogy.
1019
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:30,799
Pete, I have not dealt
with as much tragedy
1020
00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:32,307
and loss as Alex has,
1021
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:36,971
so my eulogy is gonna
fucking blow comparatively.
1022
00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:38,764
Um...
1023
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,735
Um, yeah.
I mean, yeah. Alex was right,
1024
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:45,772
you were really good friend
1025
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:49,491
and you were
a really great listener
1026
00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:52,448
and I really felt like,
1027
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,955
I could cut through all
the bullshit with you,
1028
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,661
which was really nice.
1029
00:54:58,462 --> 00:54:59,827
Um...
1030
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,916
I don't know,
it's gonna like, suck.
1031
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:10,797
When I... I don't know,
it's going to suck
1032
00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:12,840
when I, um...
1033
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,455
Dd
1034
00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:39,491
I feel like we're going to
start feeling hung over.
1035
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,397
Should we have like,
a beer or something?
1036
00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:42,831
Like, level ourselves out?
1037
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,756
Um... yeah. Sure.
1038
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:48,668
I mean, I'm not like,
dying for brewski.
1039
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,080
But I'll have one,
if you have one.
1040
00:55:56,812 --> 00:55:58,473
What about dos ekisses?
1041
00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:02,018
No, yeah, all beer
tastes the same to me
1042
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,558
minus the ipa stuff or whatever.
1043
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,273
Dos ekisses.
1044
00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:10,864
Oh. That's clever.
1045
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,123
What's up?
1046
00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:26,788
Not a lot of chuckles
coming from the audience.
1047
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:29,837
You guys are tired?
1048
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:32,173
Y'all hungover? Hmm?
1049
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,632
No. You're just not funny.
1050
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,849
Oh.
1051
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,552
You're just not attractive,
so how's that?
1052
00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,973
Yeah, no.
I heard a couple of you say it, huh.
1053
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,812
It's yeah, I'm hung over, too.
1054
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:47,442
I'm hung over, too.
1055
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:48,442
I was actually going to wake up
1056
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:50,149
and write some jokes
for y'all today,
1057
00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:54,191
but instead,
I had to clean shit off my floor.
1058
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,866
Shit my pants.
1059
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,326
Yep.
1060
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,492
Too much schlitz.
That'll getcha.
1061
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:06,453
C'mon, what is this?
1062
00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,998
"Open mic & muffins."
1063
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:12,009
Wow. That's an idea.
1064
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:27,099
Hey.
1065
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,855
Can you hand me my shirt?
1066
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:29,904
Yeah.
1067
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,399
Yep.
1068
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:34,992
Here you go.
1069
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,072
I'll turn around.
1070
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,962
Hey, do you know that you talk
in your sleep?
1071
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:50,007
What?
1072
00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:52,445
Are you dressed?
Can I turn around?
1073
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,469
Yeah.
1074
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:58,969
Um, you uh,
you talk in your sleep.
1075
00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:00,954
Last night,
in the middle of the night
1076
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:04,516
I woke up to a noise
and it was you,
1077
00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,520
you were like,
had a blanket right here
1078
00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:07,669
and you were
holding it really tight
1079
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:10,400
and you're like,
"no, it's okay."
1080
00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:12,902
And I was like,
"Maggie? Are you okay?"
1081
00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:17,317
You're like,
"yeah. I'm totally fine."
1082
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:21,119
It was probably the sweetest
thing I've ever seen.
1083
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,574
Yeah, I don't know.
1084
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,489
I was really drunk last night,
I guess.
1085
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,201
When fell asleep?
1086
00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:29,964
Yeah.
1087
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:33,123
I mean, yeah, I guess
we did have a ton of wine
1088
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:37,298
and I am feeling
pretty hung over right now.
1089
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,212
Yeah. Um...
1090
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:43,225
Sorry. I just like,
have to start my day and stuff.
1091
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:45,226
Do you mind
if I just get pass to you?
1092
00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:46,416
You're like...
Yeah, I'm blocking.
1093
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,440
Yeah.
1094
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:57,572
You're still here.
1095
00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,282
Yeah.
1096
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,110
I put my clothes on though...
1097
00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:04,363
Sorry.
1098
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,869
Can I just sip that water?
Oh, you're doing it.
1099
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:08,328
Can I have it after? - Sure.
1100
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,413
Thanks.
1101
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,629
When you were gone, I remembered
1102
00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:18,634
an insane dream
I had last night.
1103
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,298
You and I were floating in space
1104
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:25,717
and um, then we saw
George Clooney,
1105
00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:29,430
and then he asked us
how Sandra bullock was doing.
1106
00:59:29,483 --> 00:59:31,098
That's insane.
1107
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:33,986
I'm gonna make my bed.
1108
00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:35,610
Have you seen that movie?
1109
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:37,236
No, I haven't.
1110
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:39,656
It's called gravity
1111
00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,905
with Sandra bullock
and George Clooney.
1112
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,696
I think it won
a bunch of Oscar's
1113
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,831
in like, 2014 or something.
1114
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,462
Hey, do you want to go get
a breakfast burrito
1115
00:59:58,512 --> 00:59:59,171
or something?
1116
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,552
At tropicana?
1117
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,555
I haven't been,
but Sam talks about it a lot.
1118
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,591
Just be a like, little walk?
Um... yeah. Sorry.
1119
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:08,386
I just feel like that sounds like
a ton to me right now.
1120
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:12,192
Okay. I feel like you're
really grumpy right now
1121
01:00:13,985 --> 01:00:16,351
I'm not really grumpy.
I have a lot to do today,
1122
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:19,362
so I'm freaking out about that.
So I want to start doing that...
1123
01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:22,023
Yeah, I get that.
I understand that.
1124
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:24,784
That makes sense,
I just feel like...
1125
01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,196
I just feel like I'm missing
something right now.
1126
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,659
I don't know what you mean.
1127
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:32,792
I just you're... um...
1128
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,009
I just want to like,
knock on her door.
1129
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:49,676
I don't know.
1130
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:50,969
Well then knock on her door.
1131
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:52,102
Oh my god, mom, I cant.
1132
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:52,979
That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
1133
01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:54,335
I can't do that.
She doesn't want that.
1134
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,566
Okay. Well, I don't know
what you want me to say here.
1135
01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:58,351
Okay. I've shared my thoughts.
1136
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:00,066
You know,
she's your best friend.
1137
01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:01,259
You knock on her door, you say,
1138
01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:03,094
"Emily, I'm sorry I fucked up.”
okay, bye, mom. Okay, bye, mom.
1139
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:04,118
Bye, mom. Bye, mom.
1140
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,197
Wait, is Josh involved in this?
1141
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:43,731
Can we be ready?
1142
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:46,195
Yes. I'm so starving.
1143
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:47,950
Hey, do you have
a stopping point soon?
1144
01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:49,932
No, not yet.
Just go without me. I'll meet you.
1145
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:52,914
- Maggie, when is this due?
- Oh my god. Soon.
1146
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,328
But what does soon mean?
1147
01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:55,913
Uh, next week.
1148
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,795
- Oh, bitch, no. No.
- Of course, no.
1149
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,751
I'm just... sorry.
I'm just like, on a roll.
1150
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,281
- Guys, this is really important.
- Oh my god.
1151
01:02:05,305 --> 01:02:08,297
Excuse me, everyone.
My friend here is on a roll.
1152
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,806
Eyes forward and keep it down.
1153
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:12,593
She's on a roll.
Sir? Sir, I hate to bother you.
1154
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:14,887
I'm so sorry, sir.
1155
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,896
Do you see my friend over here?
1156
01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:18,336
See her?
I'm so sorry to bother you.
1157
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,942
She's on a roll
and this is very distracting.
1158
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:23,354
- My knees?
- Yeah, it's distracting her.
1159
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:24,111
It's really loud,
because she's on a roll.
1160
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:25,917
You're the worst people
in the whole world.
1161
01:02:26,785 --> 01:02:28,321
Sup, dickcheese.
1162
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,239
Hey.
1163
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,122
Where did you sleep last night?
1164
01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:39,499
I actually slept
in this girl's room.
1165
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:44,003
Ooh, pussy boy. Mm great.
1166
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,966
Are you about to smoke
a cigarette?
1167
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,472
Can you not be a bitch?
1168
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,510
The juul is charging.
I need something.
1169
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:56,769
Okay. What if...
What if you and I
1170
01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,851
get high together instead?
1171
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:03,564
You wanna smoke weed with me?
1172
01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:06,112
Yeah, lets smoke weed.
1173
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:10,744
Fire.
1174
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:13,361
Shit.
1175
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,642
Sorry, this is going
to sound weird,
1176
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:17,624
but do you think...
Could you light it for me?
1177
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:20,831
Yeah. You never smoke
weed before?
1178
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,713
No I have. But like,
in high school I did some
1179
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:26,625
but my girlfriend
would always light it for me
1180
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,135
because I always
burned my thumb.
1181
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,420
Oh, yeah.
1182
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:32,304
Yeah, that's the gayest
thing I've heard.
1183
01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:35,058
Go for it. Like she made
me feel like such a weirdo
1184
01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:38,140
for asking to go get
breakfast burritos.
1185
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,554
Damn.
1186
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:41,605
I've been there.
1187
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:43,652
When?
1188
01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:44,695
Huh?
1189
01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,479
You said, "been there."
When have you been there?
1190
01:03:48,116 --> 01:03:49,276
No, no, no, no, no.
1191
01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:52,739
It's just like,
"ah dang, man, been there."
1192
01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:58,198
I don't... wait, what?
1193
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:03,085
I... I mean,
I haven't actually been there,
1194
01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:05,622
but I was just like for you,
I was like,
1195
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:08,212
"fuck dude, been there."
1196
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:10,001
But you haven't
actually been there?
1197
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:12,762
I'm here for you.
1198
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,386
Shit man,
there's another party tonight.
1199
01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:23,014
Where? Diarrhea vomit house?
1200
01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:25,229
No. Basketball house
1201
01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:28,020
or where the basketball
team lives.
1202
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,405
I don't think I'm up
for another party tonight.
1203
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:35,945
Are you? After last night?
When you shit your pants?
1204
01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:40,202
I mean, like,
I just need to hydrate,
1205
01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:41,741
take a nap.
1206
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:45,458
I'll probably just like, jerk off,
smoke more, I'll be ready.
1207
01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:47,543
How do you always know
about all the parties?
1208
01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:50,174
The senior water Polo guys
1209
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,781
have a document called,
"the party schedule"
1210
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,921
and they put it
in our group text.
1211
01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:00,685
Yeah.
1212
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:05,683
Um, but yeah,
this one's saying that you gotta...
1213
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,647
You gotta wear a wig
to the party.
1214
01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:15,984
This one, this one it says
that you have to wear a wig.
1215
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,737
We have to wear wigs?
1216
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:23,396
If I send someone
a message on insta,
1217
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:24,751
can I see if they've seen it?
1218
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:26,912
Uh yeah, it will say, "seen."
1219
01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:30,961
What? - Shit.
1220
01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:32,010
Let me see that?
1221
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,464
Oh, my god.
1222
01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:38,381
Dude, you sent her
so many messages?
1223
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:41,059
- Yeah.
- Wh...?
1224
01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:42,014
It's not like
we're in middle school,
1225
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:43,644
we don't have to like,
play games.
1226
01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:44,708
I don't have to like,
be elusive.
1227
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:46,814
What were the first 8 flags
not red enough?
1228
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,475
You just wanted
to send a brighter one?
1229
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:50,644
That's her right there.
1230
01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:51,715
That's her right there.
That's her...
1231
01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,775
She's gonna get a wig.
She's gonna get a wig.
1232
01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:55,690
- What? So?
- We go this way.
1233
01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:00,737
Oh, they're right here.
1234
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:02,242
Hey. What's going on?
1235
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,157
- Oh, we don't need any help. Thank you.
- Hey.
1236
01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:06,080
Oh, no, we don't work here.
1237
01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:08,461
Yeah.
We go to school with y'all.
1238
01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,371
Oh, hey.
Do you guys sell water bottles?
1239
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,210
We don't work here.
1240
01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:13,716
Yeah. I mean,
I sell juul pots but that's all.
1241
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:14,420
Yeah. We don't work here.
1242
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,573
We go to school with y'all.
Mmhmm.
1243
01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,087
- Maggie.
- Hey.
1244
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,846
Oh, you guys know each other?
1245
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,536
No. We all go
to school together.
1246
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,640
They just said that.
1247
01:06:23,855 --> 01:06:26,187
Okay. See you. - Alright.
1248
01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:27,438
Yeah.
1249
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:31,101
Yikes. - That was horrible.
1250
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:33,690
- Yeah.
- That was so bad.
1251
01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:37,190
My heart is like, dropped
out of my butthole just now.
1252
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,026
Wait, your heart what?
1253
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:40,033
Why is she like, playing games?
1254
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,182
She's like, playing
games with me.
1255
01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:43,242
I mean, it doesn't seem like
she's playing games.
1256
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,499
It just seems more like
she doesn't want to talk to you.
1257
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:50,503
Are you sure...
Are you sure that was the girl?
1258
01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:52,914
Yeah, that was the girl.
1259
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,654
Well, it's just weird.
It just seems like she
1260
01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:58,215
didn't know that you existed.
1261
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:00,839
I mean, you know,
1262
01:07:00,892 --> 01:07:02,848
shit gets dark sometimes.
1263
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:04,349
Do you have good vision?
1264
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:05,510
I'm ready for a night.
1265
01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:07,439
I'm fucking ready.
1266
01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:10,606
I'm kinda nervous.
I feel like I'm gonna see Maggie
1267
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:12,188
and I'm going to act
like, super dumb.
1268
01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:13,443
No, no, dude.
1269
01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:15,649
You got to stop that shit, man.
1270
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,447
Like, honestly, look at me.
1271
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:19,824
Just get her out of your head.
1272
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,575
Don't even think about it.
1273
01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:24,328
You don't talk to her.
That's the move.
1274
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:25,989
You talk to other girls
1275
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,658
and then she sees
that you're not the little bitch
1276
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:31,043
that you always claim
that you are.
1277
01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,436
- I never claim that I was.
- Yeah, you do.
1278
01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:34,797
You do, man. Come on.
1279
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:37,083
Don't talk to her tonight, okay?
1280
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:38,592
Amp up,
what are you going to do?
1281
01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:39,918
What are you going
to do tonight?
1282
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:43,881
Not talk to Maggie.
1283
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:49,266
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.
1284
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,850
Bro, can I come in yet?
1285
01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:53,399
No man, you gotta stay
out there, man. Fuck you.
1286
01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,309
You know what,
fuck you too, bro. Okay?
1287
01:07:58,866 --> 01:08:00,982
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1288
01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:01,615
What's up?
1289
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:02,696
- My guys.
- Hey.
1290
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:04,557
- Hey, man.
- What's goin' on here? Where y'all going?
1291
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,809
We're going into the party
at basketball house. - Yeah.
1292
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,473
It's not an open party.
1293
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:11,459
- Yeah.
- We have wigs on.
1294
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,369
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I can see that,
1295
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,129
but neither of you have tits.
1296
01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:18,049
So you're going to have to know
someone on the team.
1297
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:21,386
Oh... yeah. No other house
has that rule, man.
1298
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,200
I understand that.
I get what you're saying,
1299
01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:25,035
but see, basketball house
is a little different,
1300
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:27,220
and if you don't know anybody...
Oh, we know Jay.
1301
01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:29,597
You know Jay?
1302
01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,351
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1303
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,460
- You know Jay?
- Yeah, yeah.
1304
01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:34,439
He's on the basketball team.
1305
01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,692
- Big guy. Tall.
- Tall Jay.
1306
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:38,382
Fuck it, man.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Fuck it.
1307
01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:39,361
I'm not even trippin', bro.
1308
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,113
It's a good night,
you know what I mean?
1309
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:42,615
Everybody's having fun.
1310
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,992
Not me. Clearly.
1311
01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:47,324
- Oh, wow.
- Don't get too wild though.
1312
01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,655
Party animals. - Yeah.
1313
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,620
You two.
I got to look out for you guys.
1314
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:53,230
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, alright.
1315
01:08:53,254 --> 01:08:55,165
- I can't believe we got in.
- Yeah, man.
1316
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:57,250
Fuck that bouncer.
Here, take this.
1317
01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,083
Oh, no. I'm good.
I've had way too much.
1318
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,626
Okay. One to grow on.
1319
01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:04,011
Oh my god. Oh my god.
1320
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:09,096
So good news,
I haven't seen Maggie.
1321
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,672
- What!?
- I haven't seen Maggie...
1322
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,764
Ow, dude. I said I have not.
1323
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:14,680
I have not...
1324
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:15,598
But you brought her up, man.
1325
01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:17,267
You've got to get her
out of your head.
1326
01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:23,689
Where is your water Polo team?
1327
01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,358
Fuck the water Polo team.
1328
01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,117
No. Look at me.
1329
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:29,370
Tonight, you and I,
1330
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,497
we're making new friends, okay?
1331
01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:35,080
And by, "new friends",
I mean... I mean fucking, "girls",
1332
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:36,164
and by "make",
1333
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:39,877
I mean, we're just going
to have sex with them, man.
1334
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:41,917
Let's get outside
the comfort zone.
1335
01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:44,130
Maggie is outside
of my comfort zone though.
1336
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,341
No. She's inside
the comfort zone.
1337
01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:48,473
You're talking with her,
snuggling, ohh...
1338
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,009
You were talking with her
all last night, weren't you?
1339
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,268
No, we don't need that.
1340
01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:54,304
Look around you. Look at this.
1341
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,518
Look at the plethora of pussy.
1342
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:57,807
Okay?
1343
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,475
Who do you got?
Who are you picking?
1344
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,813
Actually, I know that girl
from the other night.
1345
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,106
I'm talking to that girl.
1346
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:06,774
Alright? Ready?
1347
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,238
Break!
1348
01:10:13,668 --> 01:10:15,033
Julia.
1349
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,414
Alex from the softball game,
right?
1350
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:18,873
- Yeah.
- Hi.
1351
01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,413
I'm being antisocial here,
1352
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,832
but my friends, Carolina
and Garrett from softball,
1353
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:24,071
actually, they're not here yet,
1354
01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:27,258
so I just don't know what to do
with myself.
1355
01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:29,638
I don't know what to do
with myself. I don't know.
1356
01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:31,720
- That's ideal.
- Yes. Yeah.
1357
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:33,305
Oh, how's Maggie's leg?
1358
01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,345
Oh, it's good.
1359
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,513
I think it's okay.
1360
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:39,148
I don't know.
That was wild though.
1361
01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,933
Yeah, you hit her super hard,
1362
01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:43,353
but it was kinda like,
she barely felt it.
1363
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:46,239
I know. She's super tough.
1364
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:49,484
I mean,
y'all are so cute together.
1365
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,448
Oh, no, we're not...
We're not...
1366
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:52,828
We're not together.
1367
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:55,240
We're not... we're just friends.
1368
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,328
We're not friends.
1369
01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,242
Well, who are you with tonight?
1370
01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:02,915
Uh, I'm hoping you,
Caroline, and Garrett.
1371
01:11:04,635 --> 01:11:05,715
Yeah.
1372
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,755
- Really?
- Yeah.
1373
01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:09,420
No.
1374
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,307
Dd
1375
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,233
Hey, get a room, you two!
1376
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:47,644
Hey, what the fuck, man?
1377
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:50,863
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
1378
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,773
I thought...
1379
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,952
I thought you two
were my friends,
1380
01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:58,409
and I was going to try
to be funny.
1381
01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,143
Yo, I don't... I don't think
your two friends
1382
01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:01,311
would've found that
funny at all.
1383
01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,200
Yeah. That wasn't funny.
1384
01:13:03,254 --> 01:13:05,165
Yeah. That wasn't funny at all.
1385
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:06,795
I'm sorry. That's my bad.
1386
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:07,921
Yo, it's cool.
1387
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:09,778
Yo, who do you know on the
basketball team here? Wassup?
1388
01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:10,904
I said who do you know
on the team here?
1389
01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,795
Oh, I know, uh, um...
1390
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:16,965
I know Jay.
1391
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,011
Yeah. - Yeah.
1392
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,679
I'm Jay.
1393
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:27,191
Yeah. You're literally talking
to Jay right now, dumb-ass.
1394
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:31,270
What?
1395
01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:32,439
Oh...
1396
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:35,900
I haven't seen you in so long.
1397
01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:37,318
Matt, get Charlie.
1398
01:13:37,371 --> 01:13:39,453
Jay, it's me, Alex.
1399
01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:40,863
Oh, you're the guy
who's leaving.
1400
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,158
That was a good one.
1401
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,450
I'm gonna give you that one.
1402
01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:47,085
Fucking let go. Let go, dude.
1403
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,548
Fucking freshman bouncer bitch.
1404
01:13:52,887 --> 01:13:55,253
Alright, man. Walk safe, man.
Get back to your dorm.
1405
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,216
Alright, walk safe, man.
1406
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,471
Go back to your dorm.
1407
01:13:58,893 --> 01:13:59,893
That was you.
1408
01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,851
How much playing time
are you getting
1409
01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:04,262
on the basketball team?
1410
01:14:06,484 --> 01:14:08,364
I feel like it's not a ton
'cause coach probably
1411
01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:10,233
thinks you're too...
1412
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:12,186
You're too small.
1413
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:13,729
Okay man, have a good night.
1414
01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:15,385
Have a good night, bro.
You know who you remind me of?
1415
01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:17,491
You remind me of
one of those kids in high school
1416
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:19,401
whose parents would
always tell the coach
1417
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,786
to play them more.
1418
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:21,786
Good one.
1419
01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:23,197
That was you, huh?
1420
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,650
- You're killing 'em tonight.
- This is my impression of you.
1421
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,542
I'm gonna do
an impression of you.
1422
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:31,713
Hey, coach,
can I come into the game?
1423
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:34,171
I'll make sure the bench
is warm for Jay.
1424
01:14:34,679 --> 01:14:36,089
Oh what... what's that, Jay?
1425
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:38,754
You want me to make sure
no one comes inside your party?
1426
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,887
That was good.
1427
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:47,388
Yeah.
1428
01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:51,146
Do you wanna again in ten it?
1429
01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:55,362
Do I wanna "again in ten it"?
1430
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:58,366
Yeah, like have sex again
in ten minutes.
1431
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:00,787
No.
1432
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:24,763
Hey.
1433
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:27,053
Oh, shit, what up?
1434
01:15:27,898 --> 01:15:28,933
What the fuck?
1435
01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,774
Dang, bro,
is this your room, bro?
1436
01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:33,059
No, is this not your room?
1437
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:35,854
Yeah, this is my room.
Yeah, this is my room.
1438
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,195
Yeah. Get out.
1439
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,106
Okay, for sure bro. For sure.
1440
01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:44,661
Oh, fuck.
Are you guys like dating?
1441
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,368
- No.
- No, we're no.
1442
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:47,122
We're just like, friends
1443
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,395
and I want to talk
to my friend in my room.
1444
01:15:48,419 --> 01:15:49,980
So if you could just get out.
Get the fuck out.
1445
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:51,915
Yeah, for sure, bro.
For sure, man.
1446
01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:54,254
Jeez, man.
1447
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,959
- Get out.
- All right dude, jeez.
1448
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,428
What the fuck are you doing?
1449
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,055
What the fuck are doing?
1450
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,457
You've just fucked
this dude in here?
1451
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:09,541
That's none of your business.
1452
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,396
I'm going to leave
and if you follow me,
1453
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:13,353
I'm going to kick your ass.
I'm serious.
1454
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:16,568
- What?
- Don't follow me.
1455
01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:17,883
Maggie, what is
going on right now?
1456
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:18,987
Nothing is going on.
1457
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:21,615
I thought you and I were like,
having a thing outside.
1458
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:24,151
I was like... I was like,
crushing college in there.
1459
01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:25,695
Oh my god. Okay.
1460
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,059
Yes, you seem like
you were having fun.
1461
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:27,993
What do you want to say, dude?
1462
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,623
Like, congrats on
crushing college?
1463
01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:31,329
No, I was just like,
doing that for you.
1464
01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:32,083
What?
1465
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,744
Like, I was putting on
a show for you.
1466
01:16:33,798 --> 01:16:35,413
I was like trying
to get your attention.
1467
01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:37,069
Don't do that.
I don't want you to do that.
1468
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,254
That doesn't make any sense.
1469
01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:40,303
You like, got me a drink
1470
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:41,756
and you told me
to keep ramping up.
1471
01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:43,512
You were like, flirting with me.
1472
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,513
We were making eye contact.
1473
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:46,423
We were like,
having a peak moment
1474
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,684
and you just fucking disappeared
to like, fuck a dude?
1475
01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,248
Okay, you we're having
a peak moment.
1476
01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:52,638
I was just at a fucking party
and I brought you a drink
1477
01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,522
and then I went back
to what I was doing.
1478
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,486
Why do you want to just go back
to what you were doing?
1479
01:16:58,531 --> 01:16:59,566
What do you mean?
1480
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,231
Why are you acting like last night
didn't fucking happen?
1481
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,149
Why were you so mean to me
today at the store?
1482
01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:06,264
Why did you like, introduce me
to your fucking friends?
1483
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,700
Why did you send me like,
9,000 fucking Instagram messages.
1484
01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:10,785
Why are you acting like
a creepy fucking psycho?
1485
01:17:10,835 --> 01:17:12,746
Because I like you.
1486
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,126
I like you a lot.
1487
01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:15,832
I had a really good
night with you.
1488
01:17:17,091 --> 01:17:19,582
And I want to like,
continue to like, talk to you.
1489
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,154
Like, did you not have a good
night last night?
1490
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,280
I did.
I had a great night last night.
1491
01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:24,024
Now, I'm trying to have
another great night.
1492
01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:27,093
- What?
- What?
1493
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,384
Oh my god, dude. You're so mean.
1494
01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,472
You're so mean. You're awful.
1495
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:32,887
- I'm awful?
- Yes.
1496
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:33,679
What? Oh, my god.
1497
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,222
Did you think
we were going to date
1498
01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:36,891
because of one night?
1499
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,399
I... no.
1500
01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:39,855
I don't want to wake up
1501
01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:41,299
and get breakfast burritos
with you, dude.
1502
01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:42,403
Like, I don't want that.
1503
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:44,405
Yeah. You've made that
abundantly clear.
1504
01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:47,864
But like, but I care about you
after last night.
1505
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:50,392
I care about you
after last night
1506
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,216
and you can't just pretend
like I don't exist.
1507
01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:53,891
Actually, I can do
anything that I want.
1508
01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:54,999
I don't owe you anything.
1509
01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:56,160
I don't owe you a text,
1510
01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:57,649
about like, "oh, hey,
I had a great night last night."
1511
01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:59,288
- Maggie stop! Stop!
- What? What?
1512
01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:01,548
Just like, talk to me, please.
Just like, talk to me.
1513
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:03,572
- I'm talking to you.
- But it feels like you're not.
1514
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:06,133
Just come outside of yourself
for two fucking seconds.
1515
01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:08,076
Care about somebody other than
yourself for two seconds.
1516
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,578
- You need to grow up.
- Why is that so fucking hard for you?
1517
01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:11,872
- You need to grow the fuck up!
- No, you need to grow up!
1518
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,137
You need to grow.
I am. I've been.
1519
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,146
Your like the girl from
"13 going on 30."
1520
01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:21,321
What... Jennifer garner?
1521
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:23,091
No, I'm talking about the movie
"13 going on 30."
1522
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,718
There's like, the girl
with like, the little house.
1523
01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:25,948
Yeah. That's Jennifer garner.
1524
01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:27,949
You're talking about Jennifer
garner right now?
1525
01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:30,327
She was awesome in that movie.
What are you talking about?
1526
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:32,601
Okay. I'm just trying to say
like, the premise of that movie
1527
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,060
is that there's this
13-year-old girl...
1528
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,244
I got friends.
1529
01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:36,605
Hi, excuse me,
this is my room, man.
1530
01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:38,039
Can you leave? - Oh my gosh.
1531
01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:39,794
Oh, my gosh.
1532
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,125
I am so sorry.
1533
01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:42,915
I'm out town.
1534
01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:49,679
What?
1535
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,716
I see what your doing.
1536
01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:53,350
What's going on?
1537
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,635
You're fucking crazy.
1538
01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:58,806
This is my room.
1539
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:04,604
I'm high but I'm not that high.
1540
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:07,565
What are you talking about?
I wanna laugh.
1541
01:19:07,618 --> 01:19:08,653
I was saying
1542
01:19:08,702 --> 01:19:10,555
you are like the girl
Jenny whoever was playing.
1543
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,723
- It's Jennifer garner.
- Okay.
1544
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,225
- Jennifer garner is her name.
- Okay.
1545
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:15,706
The girl that made a wish
that she could be older
1546
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,103
and then she woke up
in the body of a 30-year-old.
1547
01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:18,082
But she didn't know
how to be an adult
1548
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:19,248
because she was actually 13.
1549
01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,503
I know the plot, Maggie,
I'm aware of the plot.
1550
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:24,164
I'm trying to say, like,
you are not actually 13.
1551
01:19:24,218 --> 01:19:26,129
You don't get to just turn
back into a teenager
1552
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,239
when you need a hug
from your mom
1553
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:28,628
to get through the day. Okay?
1554
01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:30,342
You have to just be an adult.
1555
01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:31,493
There's nothing wrong
with getting hugs
1556
01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:32,848
to get you through the day.
1557
01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:35,997
I feel like you're going to cry.
Are you're going to cry right now?
1558
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,250
We're like in the backyard
of a fucking college wig party?
1559
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,252
There's nothing wrong with that
if I was going to.
1560
01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:41,140
There is something
wrong with that.
1561
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,379
It means that you need
to grow up.
1562
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:43,142
No, you know what it means?
1563
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,464
It means my parents
were good parents
1564
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:45,773
who gave me love and attention.
1565
01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:47,217
Unlike your miserable,
horrible parents
1566
01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:48,321
who fucked you up so bad
1567
01:19:48,367 --> 01:19:50,323
you have to have sex
with random guys
1568
01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:53,202
to make you feel good
and wanted and in control.
1569
01:19:53,247 --> 01:19:54,453
Awesome. Okay.
1570
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,020
Have fun with your
stuffed animals tonight
1571
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,160
'cause your parents did
a kick-ass job, dude.
1572
01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,669
You know what, I like my life,
1573
01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,000
and I liked it before
last night.
1574
01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,819
Just 'cause you feel like
fucking shit about yours,
1575
01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:07,320
doesn't mean that you
get to make me feel bad
1576
01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:08,834
about who I am, okay?
1577
01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:11,003
Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
1578
01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:13,464
Dd
1579
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:34,576
- Ow.
- > When I'm cheery picking"
1580
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:39,665
> I always know
you're going to leave
1581
01:20:48,594 --> 01:20:50,550
Dd
1582
01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:06,058
J» 'cause lovers turn to strangers
1583
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:08,944
> everyone always has to go
1584
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,488
d Jane she was a dancer
1585
01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:18,449
j» she danced in the afterglow
1586
01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:24,997
> and when it all is over
1587
01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,754
j» when you are there
and I am here
1588
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:34,469
> I'll pretend that you care
1589
01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:36,972
j» that I have somehow disappeared
1590
01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:04,332
D it'll make me feel better
1591
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:09,088
j» knowing you watch me
like the moon
1592
01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:16,796
> truth is that I am working
1593
01:22:16,849 --> 01:22:20,558
» for myself and only me
1594
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:28,144
> Yes I am picking cherries
1595
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,809
> I have a hard time staying clean
1596
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:37,653
> yes I am picking cherries
1597
01:22:37,703 --> 01:22:40,536
> I have a hard time staying clean
1598
01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,912
> yes I am picking cherries
1599
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:50,170
> I have a hard time staying clean
1600
01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:53,965
dd
1601
01:23:26,877 --> 01:23:29,994
Hey, did you, uh,
did you go outside
1602
01:23:30,047 --> 01:23:31,537
of your comfort zone last night?
1603
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,796
Uh...
1604
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:39,921
Oof, um, I don't...
I don't know if I remember.
1605
01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:42,548
Wait.
1606
01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:46,264
Wait, I'm trying
to get back my brain. Um...
1607
01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:49,225
Did we...
Did we walk home last night?
1608
01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:52,520
No. We, uh... no, we didn't.
1609
01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:54,434
But I came back in
and you were asleep
1610
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:56,649
and then I went over
and I put you on your side.
1611
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:58,188
And you were like...
1612
01:23:58,242 --> 01:24:00,483
Remember you were like,
"I ain't no cuddling bitch-ass."
1613
01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:02,363
I was like,
"no one said you were."
1614
01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,528
Yeah. I don't remember that.
I don't...
1615
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:07,910
I don't remember anything.
1616
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,167
Jesus Christ, that's so scary.
1617
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,497
I honestly kinda feel
a little bit responsible.
1618
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:15,164
Why?
1619
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:16,923
I just didn't say anything
1620
01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:19,335
after you like,
probably took like, 12 shots.
1621
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:20,673
12? 12 shots?
1622
01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:22,053
Yeah. Remember you kept taking,
1623
01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:23,826
you'd take one shot
and then you'd take another
1624
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:24,953
and be like,
"and one to grow on."
1625
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:28,811
Oh! Oh, yeah.
Like an extra birthday candle.
1626
01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:31,976
Yeah. Except it ended up
being like six to grow on.
1627
01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:34,311
Goddamn.
I've got to stop drinking so much.
1628
01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:37,189
What day is it?
1629
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,649
What day? It's Sunday.
1630
01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:40,940
Sunday, okay. Oh, god.
1631
01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:45,069
Well, tgi Sunday
1632
01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:48,910
because this motherfucker
is an alcoholic.
1633
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,290
Okay.
1634
01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:56,079
Yeah, I'm down
for a chill Sunday.
1635
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:57,133
Yeah.
1636
01:24:57,843 --> 01:24:59,049
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1637
01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:02,790
Do you want to maybe clean up
the room a little bit, too?
1638
01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:06,473
Yeah.
This place is a fucking mess.
1639
01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:08,269
Yeah.
1640
01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:09,312
Let's get to it.
1641
01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:10,476
Want me to help you up?
1642
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:13,180
You gonna to throw up?
1643
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,018
You gonna throw up?
1644
01:25:14,067 --> 01:25:15,978
I got you. I got you. I got you.
1645
01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,028
Here we go. Here we go.
1646
01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,142
I don't think I'm going to be
able to help you clean up, man.
1647
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,030
- Absolutely.
- No.
1648
01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:31,619
- You stay in bed.
- Yeah.
1649
01:25:32,419 --> 01:25:33,730
I'm going to get you some water.
1650
01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:34,664
That... that would be great.
1651
01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,858
I'll get you some and I'll put
some in a red solo cup.
1652
01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:38,873
Alright, that'd be fire. Yeah.
1653
01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:43,756
Thank you.
1654
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:44,965
Yeah.
1655
01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:49,842
J» make me laugh, make me cry
1656
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,307
> I've been running around
1657
01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:58,400
» looking for solid ground
1658
01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:01,069
dd
1659
01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:12,660
You're a little upset.
1660
01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:16,164
Stop.
1661
01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,417
Clearly.
1662
01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:21,631
Fuck.
1663
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:24,672
Maybe give it to a new turtle.
1664
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:28,547
Look at you.
1665
01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:12,393
You're drowning.
1666
01:27:14,271 --> 01:27:15,602
- Okay. I'm hungry.
- Fuck you.
1667
01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:16,647
I'm hungry.
1668
01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:18,184
Oh, my god.
1669
01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:00,271
- Alex, dude.
- Garrett.
1670
01:28:00,317 --> 01:28:01,397
We lost you last night.
1671
01:28:01,443 --> 01:28:01,977
Yeah, I know,
1672
01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:05,315
but the craziest thing happened.
It was, yeah.
1673
01:28:05,363 --> 01:28:06,569
Are you eating here?
1674
01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,113
Um, no.
1675
01:28:08,158 --> 01:28:11,491
Well, I mean,
I wasn't planning on eating here.
1676
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:12,680
I was planning to get it to go,
1677
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,285
but I have time to eat here
1678
01:28:14,331 --> 01:28:15,931
if you want to eat together,
I have time.
1679
01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:17,197
If that's what you're asking.
1680
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:18,352
I'm not sure if that's
what you're insinuating.
1681
01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:19,832
- Alex, my dude.
- Yeah.
1682
01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:21,118
Sorry. I'l have the mushroom.
1683
01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:22,286
I'm already making it.
1684
01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:24,019
You were sitting there
talking for an hour.
1685
01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,964
So, for here or to go?
1686
01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:28,500
Um... could I...
For here. For here.
1687
01:28:30,138 --> 01:28:31,138
Thank you.
1688
01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:34,180
- Definitely pretty.
- No.
1689
01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:35,181
- Definitely pretty.
- Absolutely not.
1690
01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:35,841
Hey.
1691
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,509
Hey. It's the guy
who ditched us.
1692
01:28:37,562 --> 01:28:40,224
Yeah. What happened?
Where were you?
1693
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,809
Okay. What the hell is going on?
1694
01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:42,768
I don't understand why...
1695
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,434
I'm not friends with anybody
named Josh or Emily. - Wait, what?
1696
01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:47,443
Emily and Josh
have never existed.
1697
01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:50,105
I've never been friends with
anybody named Josh or Emily.
1698
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,694
Every time I've brought them up,
1699
01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,180
I've just been talking a lie.
I'm going to fucking combust here.
1700
01:28:54,204 --> 01:28:55,410
I'm getting you on a plane.
1701
01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:56,695
No, mom. Mom.
1702
01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,490
Yeah. We're going to use
uncle tibs miles.
1703
01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:00,453
No, mom. Listen.
1704
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:02,146
I didn't say that to make you...
Why weren't you honest before?
1705
01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:04,206
'Cause you were going
to tell me to come home
1706
01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:05,733
and I probably would
have just come home.
1707
01:29:05,757 --> 01:29:07,026
There's nothing wrong with that.
1708
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,569
Yes, there would have been
something wrong with that.
1709
01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,822
- Why? Why can't you? Why? Why?
- Mom, I can't just come home.
1710
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:13,883
Yes you can.
You actually can. It's fine.
1711
01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,763
But I don't want to do that.
1712
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:18,221
I want to stay here.
I don't want to come home.
1713
01:29:19,729 --> 01:29:21,936
At least I want to try to stay here.
1714
01:29:21,982 --> 01:29:23,313
I haven't been trying.
1715
01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:26,770
Like, that group of friends
that I met on Friday,
1716
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:29,607
they invited me to sit at
the marketplace with them
1717
01:29:29,656 --> 01:29:31,647
and I realized
as I sat down with them,
1718
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,440
that I probably sat down
at the marketplace
1719
01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:35,700
like, a total of 20 times
since I've been here.
1720
01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,781
This whole time,
I've been at the marketplace,
1721
01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:39,308
I have sat down at the
marketplace 20 times,
1722
01:29:39,332 --> 01:29:41,072
because I usually
just do this thing
1723
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:42,662
where I take a to go container
1724
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:45,373
and just go up to my dorm room
and eat by myself.
1725
01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:50,007
And like, what I've realized
is that I haven't like,
1726
01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:51,587
fully been here.
1727
01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:56,300
Like, I have,
but I've also been...
1728
01:29:56,474 --> 01:29:58,590
- Kind of still been here, too?
- Yeah.
1729
01:30:00,770 --> 01:30:01,885
And that's why I wanted...
1730
01:30:01,938 --> 01:30:03,332
That's why I was gonna
call you guys
1731
01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:05,597
because I just wanted to say that
1732
01:30:07,485 --> 01:30:09,350
that I love you guys so much.
1733
01:30:13,617 --> 01:30:17,030
I love you so much
and I miss you guys so much.
1734
01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:19,069
I miss you guys so much.
1735
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:23,077
And I think...
1736
01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:26,289
I think I've been feeling
paralyzed here because of that
1737
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:32,754
and also because nobody here
is like, half as cool
1738
01:30:32,802 --> 01:30:34,963
and like, half as loving
as you guys are.
1739
01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:39,840
But even though I'm feeling
really sad right this second,
1740
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:42,225
like, an hour ago
I was feeling really really good
1741
01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:43,931
and like, I was feeling
really optimistic
1742
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:48,599
because I really think
if I start trying to throw
1743
01:30:48,652 --> 01:30:54,192
myself in to college
and start trying to fully dive in,
1744
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:58,449
I think I can start
having a better time
1745
01:30:58,495 --> 01:31:02,238
and maybe I can meet people
who are half as cool
1746
01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:05,407
and half as loving
as you guys are.
1747
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:07,166
And...
1748
01:31:07,212 --> 01:31:08,793
And well,
maybe that does mean that
1749
01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:19,132
I was going to say that
1750
01:31:19,182 --> 01:31:22,549
maybe that does mean that I
shouldn't call as much anymore.
1751
01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:29,605
Yeah, honey.
1752
01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:34,027
I think that's really smart,
honey.
1753
01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:38,361
I mean, you shouldn't...
You shouldn't...
1754
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:42,494
It's not healthy, you know,
to check in so often.
1755
01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:44,581
Yeah.
1756
01:31:45,709 --> 01:31:46,448
Yeah.
1757
01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:47,501
Yeah.
1758
01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:51,419
And we'll be here,
1759
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:53,876
we'll always be here, honey.
1760
01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:56,799
We'll always be here whenever
you call, we'll pick up,
1761
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:02,009
but you should save all your
energy for all your friends
1762
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,219
and the parties,
1763
01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:05,554
and the studying,
1764
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:08,436
and all the adventures
you're going to have there.
1765
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:19,071
I'm really sorry, honey.
1766
01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:21,483
It's okay. It's okay.
1767
01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:22,821
It's okay.
1768
01:32:23,955 --> 01:32:26,162
I'm really sorry, too.
1769
01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:29,115
Dd
1770
01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:32,869
> one, two, three
1771
01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:39,259
2» I count black sheep
on my way to sleep
1772
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:45,307
» I can't pick
and choose these devils
1773
01:32:45,351 --> 01:32:49,060
> in my patterned dreams
1774
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:54,896
> when I wake up I am smiling
1775
01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:55,944
you can help me.
1776
01:32:55,987 --> 01:32:59,821
> 1 will not change my mind
1777
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,240
did you keep any of these rocks?
1778
01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:06,535
No.
1779
01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,321
Can I? They are really pretty.
1780
01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:09,409
Sure.
1781
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:13,660
J it's okay we don't cry,
we love the Southern sky
1782
01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:22,089
j it's okay we don't cry,
we love the Southern sky
1783
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:31,683
» you and me
1784
01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:38,523
> these are titles
I can hardly speak
1785
01:33:39,489 --> 01:33:45,780
j» are we bound here
to an echo tinted blue
1786
01:33:45,829 --> 01:33:48,411
> and green
1787
01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:53,954
> let my memory run backwards
1788
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:58,838
> so together we may lie
1789
01:33:58,883 --> 01:34:06,883
> 1 will remember the fire
in the Southern sky
1790
01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:43,654
We have to make sure you go
to the shower to wash that.
1791
01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:45,714
Yeah. Can someone do
my makeup for it?
1792
01:34:45,763 --> 01:34:46,923
Okay. Give me one second.
1793
01:34:46,973 --> 01:34:49,305
Yeah. Can you give me
like, a tiger stripe?
1794
01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:51,350
If we give you a tiger stripe
it's going to fade.
1795
01:34:55,356 --> 01:34:56,356
Yeah.
1796
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,325
What? Stop.
1797
01:35:17,378 --> 01:35:18,480
You said the same thing
last year.
1798
01:35:18,504 --> 01:35:19,773
You liked her
more that I did last year?
1799
01:35:19,797 --> 01:35:22,288
- Yeah, I know.
- We did. She's amazing.
1800
01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:24,207
- We're agreeing with you.
- Mm-hm. Agreed.
1801
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:25,420
She's really good.
1802
01:35:25,929 --> 01:35:28,090
She's like, have you ever...
1803
01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:29,549
Do you know Meryl Streep?
1804
01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:33,225
Just what it was like
to have been very young.
1805
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:40,186
Particularly the days when
1806
01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:42,476
you were in love
for the first time,
1807
01:35:42,528 --> 01:35:46,020
when you felt like
a person sleepwalking
1808
01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:49,737
and you didn't quite see
the street that you were in
1809
01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:53,620
and you didn't quite hear
everything that was said to you.
1810
01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,035
You're just a little bit crazy.
1811
01:35:58,544 --> 01:36:01,877
So will you remember that,
please?
1812
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:03,150
Can you guys' take my sister?
Is that okay?
1813
01:36:03,174 --> 01:36:05,165
- Yes.
- No, dude. Just skip the test.
1814
01:36:05,218 --> 01:36:06,362
It is going to be fine.
No. I know.
1815
01:36:06,386 --> 01:36:07,947
It's just my last one,
so I want to do well.
1816
01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:09,615
You have like, a full face
of make up on and this outfit.
1817
01:36:09,639 --> 01:36:10,128
What are you wearing?
1818
01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:11,717
I can take my makeup off
and change.
1819
01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,285
- Are you about to go to the library?
- Yeah.
1820
01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:15,015
- To study for your finals?
- Yeah.
1821
01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:17,143
- So am I.
- Do you and I work together?
1822
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:18,480
Yeah.
1823
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:20,020
- Cool.
- Interesting.
1824
01:36:20,066 --> 01:36:21,181
Let's go.
1825
01:36:21,234 --> 01:36:23,145
What's going on? What are you...
1826
01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:24,104
Why are you talking?
1827
01:36:24,153 --> 01:36:25,256
Well, you're only
going to library
1828
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:25,985
because she's going
to the library.
1829
01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:27,941
- That's not true.
- I think it is true.
1830
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:29,731
I was going
to the library to study
1831
01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:30,970
because I have a final tomorrow.
1832
01:36:30,994 --> 01:36:32,325
Which final?
1833
01:36:32,370 --> 01:36:33,405
History.
1834
01:36:33,454 --> 01:36:34,569
Of?
1835
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:36,905
What?
1836
01:36:36,958 --> 01:36:38,448
History of?
1837
01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:40,037
- The 18th century...
- Uh-huh.
1838
01:36:40,086 --> 01:36:41,246
Paint.
1839
01:36:41,296 --> 01:36:42,296
Paint?
1840
01:36:43,673 --> 01:36:44,708
What did you just say?
1841
01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:49,129
How are you so talented?
1842
01:36:51,723 --> 01:36:52,866
What did you really think
of the show?
1843
01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:54,505
I really loved it so much
1844
01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:57,642
and I really think you're
the best actor of all time.
1845
01:36:57,687 --> 01:36:58,893
- Okay.
- I'm not kidding.
1846
01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:00,981
Thank you.
1847
01:37:03,234 --> 01:37:05,190
Are you going to be
in la this summer?
1848
01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:08,227
I've got a ton of studying.
1849
01:37:08,281 --> 01:37:09,441
Fuck you.
1850
01:37:11,117 --> 01:37:12,357
I haven't decided yet?
1851
01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:14,864
The school year ends in a week.
1852
01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:15,912
Yeah, I know.
1853
01:37:16,873 --> 01:37:19,455
I can sleep on Garrett's couch
when I go to Chicago.
1854
01:37:21,961 --> 01:37:23,451
Well, you gotta decide.
1855
01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:25,752
Get outta here.
1856
01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:36,426
Alex, if I said
I wanted to date you
1857
01:37:36,476 --> 01:37:38,637
and be your girlfriend,
would you stay here?
1858
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,360
Yeah.
1859
01:37:48,946 --> 01:37:49,981
Really?
1860
01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:53,693
Yeah, Maggie.
1861
01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:56,776
I want to be your girlfriend.
1862
01:37:57,622 --> 01:37:59,203
You really want that?
1863
01:38:00,249 --> 01:38:01,614
I really want that.
1864
01:38:03,169 --> 01:38:04,909
You're trying to date me?
1865
01:38:06,923 --> 01:38:08,629
I'm not trying to marry you.
1866
01:38:16,641 --> 01:38:21,010
Okay. Well, I understand
you not wanting to marry me yet.
1867
01:38:21,062 --> 01:38:22,822
So I'm okay with
just being partners for now.
1868
01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:29,475
But...
1869
01:38:31,447 --> 01:38:34,189
I'm not down with you
being a shitty partner.
1870
01:38:37,453 --> 01:38:38,738
I don't...
1871
01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,601
Like, I'm not saying we have
to spend all our time together
1872
01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:43,727
and I'm not saying
that we have to
1873
01:38:43,751 --> 01:38:45,457
be there for each other
all the time,
1874
01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:50,623
but I do want it to feel like
we're on the same team.
1875
01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:57,212
Like, I do want it to feel like
we have each other's backs.
1876
01:38:57,265 --> 01:38:59,051
Like, looking out
for each other?
1877
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,135
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1878
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,470
Dd
1879
01:39:30,923 --> 01:39:32,959
You're trying to date me?
1880
01:39:33,009 --> 01:39:34,009
What?
1881
01:39:35,136 --> 01:39:36,421
That was crazy.
1882
01:40:10,505 --> 01:40:12,416
- Alright, are you ready?
- Okay. I'm ready.
1883
01:40:12,965 --> 01:40:16,173
We want a batter,
not a broker ladder.
1884
01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:17,504
Throw the ball, chump.
1885
01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:18,793
Alright, here it comes.
1886
01:40:24,393 --> 01:40:25,393
Oh!
1887
01:40:26,187 --> 01:40:27,347
Oh, my gosh!
1888
01:40:27,855 --> 01:40:31,894
It's going! It's going!
It's gone!
1889
01:40:31,943 --> 01:40:33,558
It's a home run!
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