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-ASTRID: Let's dissect
this monster mo-fo!
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Ugh.
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LILLY: Oh!
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I'm gonna barf.
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-He's so full of the creepy goo.
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Oh, God.
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-Is this it?
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It has those
fuzzy swirly thingies.
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-Uh.
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Fascinating
extracellular matrix.
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But I don't think so.
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It's supposed to be
more dick-shaped.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think "Tontoom"
basically means tongue.
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So, yeah,
just rip out his tongue.
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-Just?
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-Here, I'll do it.
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I got it!
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-Okay.
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-Ohh.
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-Oh!
Ugh.
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Oh, look on the bright side:
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only nine more of these
and we can close the portal.
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-Oh, great.
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Just in time for Formal.
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-I feel like Olivia Benson
should be featured more.
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Or does she like where she is?
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- Get some friends.
- Get out of my room!
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-Oh.
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-Aw, I love that
we're next to Alias.
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-Check it out!
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-Thanks, Moms.
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What are you doing?
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-Mom!
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Shit, I'm going to be late.
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-Ah, girl, I've been
waiting for this all day!
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-Me too, girl.
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-Ohh!
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This song makes me
want to write poetry
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in a field of daffodils.
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-This song makes me
want to dry hump
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in the back of a pickup truck
at Burger King.
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It's true!
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Okay, so, to conclude
the research from last night...
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- Yes.
- Dance clubs are over.
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But video arcades are happening.
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- Confirmed.
- Whoof!
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-Almost here.
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-ASTRID: Time to study
the inner workings
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of what cool kids do at night.
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-Ooh.
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New Patrol Mission,
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commencing now.
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- Jackpot.
- You got him?
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-Okay, well, I can't see a thing
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but I'm pretty sure I see
an upside down cross.
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So hot.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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The subject is in frame!
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Hello, Sparrow.
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Yeah, that's right, baby,
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you stretch that sexy bod.
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You gonna take those
itchy pants off for mama?
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- Down, Sparky!
- Like you wouldn't hit it.
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-You know I'm saving myself
for my soulmate.
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Can we just focus on the
cultural task at hand, please?
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-Okay, okay.
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-Do you see any, like,
movie posters or books?
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-I think I spy an iguana cage...
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And, oh,
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an SNFU poster?
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Maybe we should
give 'em a listen.
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-Yeah, I'll add it to the list.
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-How about bitchface Candace?
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-Not sure.
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Her porch light is on
and it never is.
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- What was that?
- What?
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Ooh, weird.
Oh, he dropped something.
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-Who the heck is sneaking around
in her backyard?
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-That ain't Tate's car.
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There's something there.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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- Careful!
- Okay.
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-What? What?
What did you get?
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Show me.
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-What random dude
is taking pictures of Candace?
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-Whoa.
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Hella weird.
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-Okay, I gotta write this down.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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-Um...
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Icy grey SUV.
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-Mm-hm, yeah.
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-Crumpled photo
found at the scene.
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- Slouching.
- Uh-huh.
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-Adult male.
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Six-two.
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Seemed sad.
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Thoughtful.
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Why was he sneaking around
in Candace's backyard?
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-Candace.
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Cheating on sexy boyf, Tate?
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- Huh.
- Hm.
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-You really think
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us blasting music like this
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SNFU stuff is gonna make people
want to hang out with us?
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-Like, I mean, it might?
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I don't know, Lils.
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I thought the whole point
was just to figure out
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how to blend in
and not be so "us."
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-But I love us.
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-Just like I love
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Sparrow's creamy
translucent skin.
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I love us too, Lils.
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Oh!
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I am gonna pull prints
off this tomorrow,
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just in case.
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-Good call.
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Does this make us creepy?
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-No!
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This makes us Olivia Benson.
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Mm.
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Ah, oh!
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Sparrow's first nipple ring.
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-You know, Sparrow's going
to the party tonight.
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-Piper, get out of my room!
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- What party tonight?
- The party at Tate's.
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-How would you know this?
You're 12.
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- I'm connected.
- It's a Sunday night!
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-It's what the cool kids
are doing.
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-No!
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No.
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-And here we are!
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And Sparrow's in there
and I look fly as hell!
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-Hm.
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-And I know there are
some honeys in there
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just dying to get a piece
of your jelly.
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-Mm, I don't know.
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-I do know!
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Let's do this.
Let's go.
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Oh, my God, we're here,
we're here, we're here.
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-Out on a Sunday.
Rock & roll, ladies!
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For you and for you.
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-Thanks, Val!
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-Oh! Are you...?
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-Oh, no, my gosh.
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For the millionth time,
I'm not crying.
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It's just allergies.
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Okay, cool, have fun!
Bye!
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No, it was crazy.
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There was, like,
seven defenders on me.
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-There's Candace and Tate.
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They're totally
having sex, right?
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You know, I bet his butt
feels like a hard dinner roll.
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Or like the curve
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of a ripe plum.
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Or like two peeled
honeydew melons.
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-What are you staring at,
FatAsstrid?
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Let's go, babe.
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-Imma blow that off.
Let's just keep going.
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Let's go.
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I swear to God
he just looked at me.
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-Mm-hm.
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-Oh, my God.
Shut up!
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-It's not my fault my mom
won't let me go to Formal.
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-Since when do you
ever do what she says?
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-I don't. I'm just trying to
keep the peace
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so I can get her
to let me go to LA this summer.
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-Mm, so if you stay here
you'd be stuck with me.
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-That's not what I said!
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-Whatever. Why don't
you just leave town?
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-It's like...
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-TATE: I mean,
why even stay?
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- kind of okay here.
You drink your drink?
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TATE: Go.
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-You're being such an asshole.
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-Well, should we talk to anyone?
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-Why do you guys
keep staring at me?
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-Oh! We, um...
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Are you okay?
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-Gross.
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-Can we just go home?
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-Sure, they're officially
killing my Sparrow-boner.
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-What're you looking at?
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And why are you guys even here?
I didn't invite you.
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-Don't worry about it.
We're outta here.
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-You know, you should
do us all a favor
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and get back in that little
weird patrol car
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you're always in
and never come out.
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That's what you call it, right?
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Patrol?
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More like Pudge Patrol!
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-You're a monster!
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-Check out a mirror.
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-Let's go.
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I hate that asshole.
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I wish he'd just evaporate.
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-Pudge Patrol?
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God, I want to die.
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How does he even know
we've been patrolling?
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-For all we know,
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he's been following us.
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Perv!
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-I'm just
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so sick
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of being treated like we're
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sub-human.
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-Me too.
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But you know we're not, right?
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We are awesome.
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Maybe they're
the subhumans and...
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we're the normal ones.
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-He called us...
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monsters.
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Are we really that gross?
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-No.
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No!
Why?
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Just because we have
a few extra luscious curves?
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And weird,
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fun extracurriculars?
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No-no-no-no-no-no.
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I refuse to let
some idiot chodebag
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tell us who we are.
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He doesn't even know us.
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And, what, he gets to be
a total dick to us
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because his butt's hard
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and he kicks a ball around
a field?
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What is that even?
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Yeah.
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-I think I might know
what'll make us feel better.
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Let's burn the son-of-a-beast.
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-Whoa!
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I'm liking this fury.
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-This crap will
help it burn, right?
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Probably.
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Ohh...
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We want you all
to just disappear!
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-Eff those haters!
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We want Tate to just...
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evaporate!
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-You're the monsters, not us!
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-Let's dance 'em
out of our bodies!
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Get out!
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Get!
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-Oh, and now,
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make sea kelp arms!
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-Now, um,
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stare up at the moon and howl!
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Oh, my God!
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-Now, we want you all
to evaporate!
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-Say it backwards.
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-Yeah.
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-Etaropave...
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Ot...
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lla...
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Ouy...
tnaw...
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Yeah!
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BOTH: Ew!
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-Uh, weird.
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-Yeah.
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Cool coincidence.
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Oh, shit!
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Curfew!
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- Go-go-go-go-go!
- You have the keys?
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- Yeah!
- Give me them.
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-Uh, thanks, pal.
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I feel so much better!
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-I know, me too!
Okay, that was so much fun.
269
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,477
-Love you.
Mwah!
270
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,057
-She left my party.
Next she'll leave me.
271
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,727
Stupid Candace.
272
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,662
I'm just gonna be alone.
273
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,432
Tate.
274
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,600
-Hello?
275
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,336
-Come closer.
276
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,873
Why don't you join me
at my party?
277
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,956
Ouch! Ow.
278
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,490
What the...?
279
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,092
Local crime stoppers
280
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,027
reported a missing woman,
281
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,763
last seen crying
at the city central bus station.
282
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,498
-Gross, Mom.
283
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,034
What are you cooking?
284
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,603
- please notify
the Copper Cove--
285
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,610
-If my mom pitches
Gateway to God
286
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,079
one more time, I swear to God...
287
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,581
-Sorry, girl!
288
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,653
-Good morning, Fighting Ferrets!
289
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,187
It's finally here!
290
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,990
The big event
you've all been waiting for...
291
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,592
Midterms!
292
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,994
JK.
293
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,729
The Soccer Formal!
294
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,464
So, without further ado...
295
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,500
I give you Michelle!
296
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:03,074
-Soccer Formal tix
are offish on sale.
297
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,409
There's a sign-up sheet
inside the caf.
298
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,945
I will be announcing the theme
later this week
299
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,282
so make sure you write in
a suggestion.
300
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,550
Oh, and make them
good this year,
301
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,353
for once.
302
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:15,753
-I know it's kinda cliché, but
303
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,156
I really wanted to go
to the dance.
304
00:14:17,158 --> 00:14:18,689
-Me too, girl.
305
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,358
Hey, worse comes to worse,
306
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,926
I'll be your date.
307
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,162
-What? You with moi?
308
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,630
I'd be honored!
309
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,305
-Uh, one more thing, guys.
310
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,974
This is probably nothing,but the police got a call
311
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,076
from Tate Hudson's father.
312
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,245
Tate appears to be
missing this morning.
313
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,048
If anyone has seen him today,
come to my office!
314
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,617
And you know me:
my office hours are every hour.
315
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,787
-EGGS: Statistically,
it's nearly impossible
316
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,789
to find a missing person
after 72 hours.
317
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,058
If a person's been missing
for more than seven years,
318
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,893
in some states, they can be
legally declared deceased.
319
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,429
-Jeez, Eggs.
320
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,163
-Tate is probably fine.
321
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,399
-I heard that
he left the party crying.
322
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,202
-I heard he has a side piece
in the city.
323
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,336
-Oh, my gosh!
324
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,405
-You have a
safe and beautiful day,
325
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,173
Fighting Ferrets!
326
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,108
Squeak, squeak!
327
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,644
-Ow! Oh!
328
00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:15,813
-Sorry! Nothing! Sorry.
329
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,482
-What was that outburst?
Are you okay?
330
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,017
-Yeah. This is
going to sound crazy,
331
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,752
but every time
the lightning flashes,
332
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,287
I get a spasm in my leg.
333
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,923
-Tate?
334
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,557
Where the hell are you?
335
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,959
-You don't think
we did that, right?
336
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:32,230
-Ha! I wish we had the power
to make assholes disappear!
337
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,845
-I don't need a fashion fund.
338
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,181
I've already got
the hottest new accessory.
339
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,018
My new, favorite
portable Bunsen burner,
340
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,385
Bunny!
341
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,187
All right, everyone, enough fun.
342
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,956
Turn your books to page 20.
343
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,192
-Oh, my God, what is that smell?
344
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,660
Horseradish?
345
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,463
- I don't smell anything.
- You don't!?
346
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,731
How?
347
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,604
-Yes, Eggs.
348
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:14,339
-How come the storm clouds today
349
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,341
don't look like standard
cumulonimbus clouds?
350
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,776
-It's probably because
the thermal rose so quickly.
351
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,811
Oh!
352
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,447
Oh!
353
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,907
-Hey, here are your photos
from last night.
354
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,076
-Thanks, Jonas.
355
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,977
Oh, and sorry for the stealth
exit through the garden.
356
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,045
-Another patrol mystery solved!
357
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,082
-I think we got some good shots
for your portfolio.
358
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,583
And if you need any more copies
anytime just let me know, okay?
359
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,320
- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah.
360
00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:03,755
-So, are you, uh,
getting back into acting?
361
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,728
I'm telling you:
it was so weird.
362
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,031
I-I could have sworn
I saw something outside
363
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,533
the window in art class.
364
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,801
I had my camera
and I saw something
365
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,336
like, rustling in the trees.
366
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,871
I don't-- I can't even
explain to you. Like--
367
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,473
-BRB.
Emergency.
368
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,249
-Anyways, like I was saying,
369
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,352
I definitely saw rustling
in the trees, though.
370
00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:36,120
-Or did you fall asleep
watching Twilight Zone again?
371
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,356
-Gotta get a jump
on the pepperoni
372
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,158
before Pudge Patrol
clears it out.
373
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,529
-Come on, let's get outta here.
374
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,902
Well, I guess
we have a new nickname.
375
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,571
-Yeah, this one really stings.
376
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,072
-Screw them.
377
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,774
What do you want to do tonight?
378
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,976
Some light
breaking and entering, perhaps?
379
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,847
I hope Tate's okay.
380
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:04,382
He's obvi my ideal
court king for Formal!
381
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,784
-So, I have some goss
from my brother
382
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,519
who works at the police station.
383
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,722
I could get in
so much trouble for this--
384
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,256
-Dish!
385
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,092
Pinky swear
I won't say anything.
386
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,461
You know you're my BFFesty 4L.
387
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,597
-Well, apparently,
388
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,266
a few officers got called
to Brighton Creek Trail.
389
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,402
They found Tate's school ID,
but no sign of him.
390
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,036
What?
391
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,206
-It's like he evaporated,
or something.
392
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,807
-No.
393
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,109
You're kidding!
394
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,078
-Oh!
395
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,482
Holy shit, Astrid!
Evaporated!
396
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,617
-Lils, it's a common word;
397
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,151
coincidence!
398
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,853
Speaking of, you gotta stop
399
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,623
with the
psychosomatic guilt yelps.
400
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,291
-They're not psychosomatic
and they hurt like hell!
401
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,560
You don't feel different at all?
402
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,962
-No. I mean,
the smell of breakfast
403
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,031
made me extra nauseated
this morning,
404
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,766
but what else is new?
405
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,569
-What about science class?
Horseradish?
406
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,171
- Lils, we didn't do anything.
407
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,707
We burned a Hacky Sack,
danced around the yard
408
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,842
and yelled some stuff
into the universe.
409
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,977
People do it all the time.
410
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,213
-Can we please
check it out tonight?
411
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,981
For science?
412
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:17,521
-Now, who here pissed off God
and brought these storm clouds?
413
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,057
-Mom.
414
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,326
-How was school, sweetie?
415
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,993
What's in the envelope?
416
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,595
Those better not be
the headshots
417
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,197
that I told you not to take.
418
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,665
-No, it's just homework.
419
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,268
-I know you wouldn't lie to me.
420
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,936
-Don't really have a choice.
421
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,557
You coming back, Val?
422
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,025
-Yeah, I'll be back
to rehearsals in a moment.
423
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,561
My allergies
are just killing me!
424
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,912
Hello,
425
00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,579
Valerie.
426
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,382
Alone again,
427
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,984
like always.
428
00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:20,884
It's a shame
429
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,421
that your melodramatic
personality
430
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,523
pushes everyone away.
431
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,726
I could drink you
right up, Valerie.
432
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,862
In fact, I think I will.
433
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,402
Whoa.
434
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,136
What exactly are we looking for?
435
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,138
Not sure. Um...
436
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,944
Oh, I think that flag marks
where Tate's ID was found.
437
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,079
Ouch!
438
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,813
Oh.
439
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,615
Oh, my leg!
440
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,485
What is this stuff?
441
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,086
-Uh, like, honestly...
442
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,621
I have no idea.
443
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,192
-It's disgusting.
444
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,894
It's so squishy.
445
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,629
-Ach!
Almost smells like...
446
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,131
burnt pickles.
447
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,434
-Oh, my God, what is happening?
448
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,569
My leg won't stop
freaking out on me.
449
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,939
It's like it's
being drawn to the goo.
450
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,913
Uh, Astrid?
451
00:21:23,314 --> 00:21:24,783
I think I found something!
452
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,520
-Is that a broken fingernail?
453
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,525
A seven-inch long
454
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,027
broken fingernail?
455
00:21:36,661 --> 00:21:38,195
-Looks like it.
456
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,731
Bag it up.
457
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,933
Oh, God.
458
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,468
-Hello?
459
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,073
-Aah...
460
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,048
-B-b-ack off, buddy!
461
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,885
Oh, shit.
462
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,620
I'm gonna die at the hands
of a hottie with a body.
463
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,889
-BRUTUS: Relax, I'm not
going to kill you.
464
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,024
I'm actually here
to protect you
465
00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:08,893
from the thing that wants to
kill you, so, you're welcome.
466
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,494
-Wait.
What?
467
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,029
-Who the hell are you
and wh-what do you mean
468
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,531
that thing that wants
to kill us?
469
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,232
-Okay, so, I'm Brutus.
470
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,235
Long story short: a portal
to another dimension was opened.
471
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,905
End-of-the-world type thing:
bad guys, monsters...
472
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,173
The sort of thing
you see in the movies.
473
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,709
The thing is that this portal
wasn't just opened by itself.
474
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,512
No, it was opened by...
475
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,079
you.
476
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,648
B-T-dubs,
477
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,383
who hurt you, hm?
478
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,319
This portal is no joke.
479
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,255
Only humans with severe pain
can open that portal.
480
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,790
-We're stuck in the woods
481
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,426
with a crazy mofo
who thinks monsters are real!
482
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,397
Lilly, run!
483
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,998
-What about that spell you did?
484
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,367
Hm?
485
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,268
- Oh, I told you!
- Okay, what spell?
486
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,137
-Oh, you know,
the one where you were standing
487
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,739
7.263 feet
from each other.
488
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,542
The copper, the fir tree bark
489
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,743
and the pièce de résistance
490
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:02,046
when you were howling
your intense pain at the moon.
491
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,014
"Ahh..."
492
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,283
-And then we said, "We want you
all to evaporate" backwards!
493
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,285
-What? No.
494
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,287
No, no - only the stuff
that I said.
495
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,090
-Wait, why are we listening
to this lunatic?
496
00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:14,425
-And you really should have
known better than to do it
497
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,927
on the third Sunday of the
ninth month during a pink moon.
498
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,229
Come on...
499
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,763
Since you're the ones
who opened it,
500
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,765
you are also the only ones
who can close it.
501
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,534
Otherwise, humanity sort of...
502
00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:25,969
disappears.
503
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,472
No biggie.
504
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,241
-This cannot be real.
You cannot be real.
505
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,110
We were just messing around!
506
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:33,777
It was all fake!
507
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:35,112
We were just blowing off steam
508
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,047
from the hostile jerks
at school!
509
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,515
-Yeah, well, the good news
510
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,050
is that your connection
to the portal
511
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,052
is actually
increasing your senses.
512
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,654
The leg cramps,
the weird smells...
513
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,389
That's your powers kicking in.
514
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,324
-Hey, look, hot guy,
515
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,593
you're dropping an insane amount
516
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,596
of batshit craziness on us.
517
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:54,264
And why the hell
would we believe you?
518
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,867
-Because I'm from
the dimension you opened.
519
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:58,202
I'm your guide.
Your-your Brutus.
520
00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,803
Your, um...
521
00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:02,773
your "Giles," in terms
you humans might understand.
522
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:04,742
-Huh.
Nice try.
523
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,343
-Okay.
524
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,579
Proof. I really hate
this part.
525
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,347
Yeah, messes up the whole 'do.
526
00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,057
I know:
not a good look.
527
00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,094
-Nice special effects makeup.
528
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:26,297
You tell Tate, or Candace,
or whoever
529
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,433
to kiss my fat ass!
530
00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:31,102
We'll never go to one of
their parties again, hm?
531
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,003
They win!
Come on, Lilly, let's go.
532
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,339
This dude is psycho!
Come on!
533
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,107
-Look, I can't make you stay.
534
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,477
Rule number 6795C,
but you really should know:
535
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,912
the thing that has your friend
is called a Tearjerker
536
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,681
and it targets
literally anything that cries,
537
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,049
for any reason at all.
538
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,383
-We've gotta go.
Let's go!
539
00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:48,785
-And if you happen to be sad AF,
540
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,556
- then it really wants you.
- Come on, Lilly.
541
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,325
It will say to you the deepest,
darkest thing you fear the most.
542
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,993
Oh, and you should really know
543
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,061
your friend only has 26 hours!
544
00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,999
-I'm not listening
to a horny guy in the woods!
545
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:14,945
-Why can't I stop crying?
546
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,414
-I don't know.
547
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,815
I can't either.
548
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,221
-Let all those tears out,
549
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,557
my miserable lovelies!
550
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,332
And I'll tell you why...
551
00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:37,968
you can't stop
552
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,303
crying:
553
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:42,974
because you're
excellent party guests!
554
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,743
Ahh...
555
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,579
Damn, I love these sweet beats.
556
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,115
-I know this monster thing
is disgusting,
557
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,317
but is he also kind of sexy?
558
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,118
Like a sexy daddy
559
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,987
who deals party drugs?
560
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:59,023
-Gross, but yes, exactly.
561
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,726
-I know you're
not quite ready yet,
562
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,495
but daddy wants a tear-tini.
563
00:26:10,935 --> 00:26:13,303
I think it might need
a little garnish.
564
00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,686
Perfect.
565
00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:39,096
Now, speaking of sin...
566
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,500
let's talk about the upcoming
fertile ground for sin:
567
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:44,769
the Soccer Formal.
568
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,903
And don't give me
that look, okay?
569
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:48,438
I was young once, too,
570
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,175
and we all know what happens
at those things.
571
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,910
So, I am here to ask you
572
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,347
what would you rather have
inside you:
573
00:26:56,848 --> 00:26:58,449
The Lord's light
574
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,117
or the devil's penis?
575
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,652
-Jesus, Mom.
576
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,120
-Exactly, Jesus.
577
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,589
Ding, ding, ding! Hm.
578
00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,123
That's my girl.
579
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,924
You got it, for the win.
580
00:27:08,192 --> 00:27:09,827
Okay, I'll be right back.
581
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,995
Just going to
powder my holy nose.
582
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:13,430
Hm.
583
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,654
I knew it!
584
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,158
Lord, why have you forsaken me?
585
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:43,728
Send me
586
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:45,663
an angel of mercy
587
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,232
to vanquish that devil teacher,
588
00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:50,968
Jonas,
589
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,237
who took these disgusting photos
590
00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:56,573
before he becomes
a worse influence
591
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,409
on my precious daughter.
592
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:04,881
-That couldn't
have been real, right?
593
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,783
Someone's screwing
with us, right?
594
00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:08,452
Who do you think it is?
595
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,587
-I honestly don't know
what to think.
596
00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,657
-Well, what does it say again?
597
00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:14,191
-Um...
598
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,762
Rule 7.85b,
599
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:19,396
closing the portal:
600
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,032
Collect the following
ten monster body parts:
601
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,068
a krivack from a
602
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,737
J-Z-Z-X-X-S-H
603
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,275
an A-borg from a Memoragatu;
604
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:34,012
and a bunch of other words
I don't understand.
605
00:28:34,014 --> 00:28:35,412
-There must be
a logical explanation.
606
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,281
There always is.
607
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,282
-A horn came out of his head.
608
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,085
-Yeah.
609
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,220
Yeah, there is that.
610
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,222
At first, I thought Pilar cyst
611
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,024
but those don't present
like that.
612
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,961
-What if he was
telling the truth?
613
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,629
-But what about science?
614
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,032
-What about everything else?
615
00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:56,299
-That would mean there are
actually monsters
616
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:57,801
in Coppers Cove.
617
00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,804
And...
618
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,705
it's all our fault.
619
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,307
-And if that is true,
620
00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:06,643
then that means there's
something called a Tearjerker
621
00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:09,179
eating people's tears
and holding them hostage!
622
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:12,583
And if somehow Tate
has been taken or hurt
623
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,251
because of us,
624
00:29:14,652 --> 00:29:16,119
then I guess that means...
625
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,955
-Oh, son of a bitch.
626
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,457
We gotta find that asshole.
627
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,826
How else will we know?
628
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,128
-Ohh! My leg!
629
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,730
-God, that smell!
Ugh, ew.
630
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,799
Good afternoon, Ferrets!
631
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,234
I'm giving out free...
632
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:33,104
-ASTRID: It's just
a normal school day.
633
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:34,605
Just like any other day.
634
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:37,374
Absolutely nothing insane
happened last night.
635
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,378
See?
Normal.
636
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,482
-I'm a monster hunter.
637
00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:46,016
What?
638
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,385
I opened a portal.
What?
639
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,420
Of monsters.
What?
640
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:53,390
-GIRL: Have you seen Valerie?
She wasn't on the bus.
641
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:56,159
-Oh, no: her allergies!
It got Val!
642
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,061
-Let's not jump
to conclusions yet.
643
00:29:58,063 --> 00:29:59,797
-Okay, but what if it did?
644
00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:13,176
-You know you're not as subtle
as you think you are.
645
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,579
-Uh, uh, so you're
talking to me now?
646
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,381
-I never didn't talk to you.
647
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:18,849
-Uh, mmkay.
648
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,785
Ever since you got cool
and I got fat,
649
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,320
we haven't exactly been buddies.
650
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,522
-It's not like you've given me
the time of day
651
00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:27,058
since Astrid came to town.
652
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,193
So, um...
653
00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:31,596
do you...
654
00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:33,196
Do you have any leads?
655
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:34,931
-Let's say, TBD.
656
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,666
Have you heard anything
from him?
657
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,735
-Pfft.
You tell me.
658
00:30:37,737 --> 00:30:40,604
You're the creeper stalking
everyone around town, right?
659
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,339
-Right. Cool,
have a nice life.
660
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,775
-Oh, sorry. Um...
661
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,411
No offense.
662
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,214
I-I heard about
the Pudge Patrol thing.
663
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,617
I'm sure Tate didn't mean
for it to spread.
664
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:55,753
-Well, as long as
he didn't mean it.
665
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:57,921
-Well, I'm sorry.
666
00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:01,525
-So, your jerk boyfriend...
667
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:05,161
Have you heard from him or what?
668
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,831
-No. Nothing.
669
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,298
-Crap.
670
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,100
-You know, he's not...
671
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:11,636
always an asshole.
672
00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:14,638
Unlike me.
673
00:31:17,241 --> 00:31:20,077
-For those of you who signed up
for formal decorations committee
674
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,778
because you care,
675
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,847
very cool.
For those of you
676
00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,950
forced to sign up
because of detention, Sparrow,
677
00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,885
if you beef up my dance,
I will end you.
678
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:29,519
Got it?
679
00:31:30,254 --> 00:31:32,656
First official meeting
is tomorrow during lunch.
680
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,959
Don't be late.
681
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,503
-Oh, shit.
Tears.
682
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:48,672
Yo, she-she didn't
mean anything by it.
683
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,540
Are you crying under there?
684
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,209
It probably doesn't matter,
685
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,745
but maybe i-it does so stop!
686
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,682
Just in case.
687
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,254
-You're a weird girl.
688
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:14,932
-Oh, I could just...
Uh!
689
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,273
-Oh, hey.
690
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,842
-I think my Sparrow deflowering
dreams are done forever.
691
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:26,843
-Oh.
692
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,046
-But I do think I've maybe
saved his life,
693
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,447
so there's that.
694
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,282
-Oh, no!
And... cool?
695
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:36,653
So, I talked to Candace
and I kinda resolved some stuff.
696
00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,923
-Ew! You talked
to Princess Turd-vomit?
697
00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:40,690
How was that?
698
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,325
- It was fine.
- Fine?
699
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,861
- Mm-hm.
- That's it?
700
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:46,529
-What is that face?
701
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,031
-What face?
702
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,603
There is a weird-looking
703
00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:54,537
mystical golden orb in there.
704
00:32:58,342 --> 00:33:00,777
-Goddamn it, Unicorn Boy.
705
00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:02,879
Way to pile it on.
706
00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,814
Can't we just quietly
ignore this all away?
707
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,349
-I don't think so.
708
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:07,752
-Like we need another reason
709
00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:09,686
for people to think
we're freakshows.
710
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,288
-You are freakshows.
711
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:17,694
-Hello, monster hunters.
712
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,229
Jesus!
713
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,897
Use me to hold
the ten body parts
714
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,499
needed to close the portal.
715
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,367
-Is he frickin' serious?
716
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:25,969
Step one:
717
00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,971
retrieve the Tontoom
from the Tearjerker.
718
00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,573
His body is weak,
but his urge to kill is strong.
719
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,575
And if you haven't
figured it out yet,
720
00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,711
follow your nose and leg,
721
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,347
AKA your monster-tracker
superpowers.
722
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:41,118
I can't believe
these are the powers we get!
723
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:49,460
How does it work?
724
00:33:50,861 --> 00:33:52,696
Oh, heh-heh.
725
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,001
Time for some recon.
726
00:33:58,003 --> 00:33:59,537
-I'll get the car.
727
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,674
- Ugh.
- Where are we?
728
00:34:03,676 --> 00:34:06,243
-This is where my leg
told me to take us.
729
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:07,944
-Well, what's your
leg saying now?
730
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,413
-Cold.
731
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,414
Cold.
732
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,017
Warm.
733
00:34:13,019 --> 00:34:14,684
Warmer.
734
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,753
Hot, hot.
What's your nose saying?
735
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,222
-Ah, same!
736
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:20,524
Man, lamest powers ever.
737
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,660
-Oh!
My leg stopped.
738
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,762
But it's...
739
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,431
throbbing like a mofo
from all this cramping.
740
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,567
-I like it when you talk dirty.
741
00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:33,237
But yeah, same.
My nose stopped, too.
742
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:36,039
-I-I need to sit down a sec.
743
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:38,075
-Yeah. BRB.
I gotta pee so bad.
744
00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:41,712
-I'll be here, heh,
massaging myself.
745
00:34:41,714 --> 00:34:43,179
-Ah, yeah, get it, girl!
746
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:44,781
-You know what I mean!
747
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,318
Oh, okay...
748
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,156
Ouch!
749
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,657
Yeah, great power.
750
00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,192
Hey-hey Astrid?
751
00:34:57,661 --> 00:34:59,196
Hm.
752
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,571
Astrid?
753
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,174
Try again, Lilly.
754
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,946
Well, look who it is.
755
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:18,481
It's my number one
portal-opening party girl.
756
00:35:18,682 --> 00:35:26,682
I've been waiting to invite you
757
00:35:28,027 --> 00:35:29,893
to my very special party.
758
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,029
You're not normally
invited to parties.
759
00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:35,298
Is that right?
760
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,833
Oh, no.
761
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,569
Did I hit a nerve?
762
00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:42,906
You're not
going to cry, are you?
763
00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:44,241
-Please...
764
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,378
-Let it out.
765
00:35:51,448 --> 00:35:53,116
Shit, that tastes...
766
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:54,584
good!
767
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,419
You know why?
768
00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,555
It's because you hate yourself.
769
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,790
-Oh, no.
770
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,225
-Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
771
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:05,995
Now sad...
772
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,731
it tastes good
773
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,666
but worthless
774
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,002
is delicious.
775
00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:14,037
-Well, I'm...
I'm not.
776
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,905
-Sure you are, girlfriend.
777
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,410
Now just give daddy
one more taste
778
00:36:19,412 --> 00:36:21,011
before we get started.
779
00:36:25,418 --> 00:36:27,951
-Lilly! Get the hell away
from my friend!
780
00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:31,956
-Ooh!
781
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:34,991
Come on.
Let's go.
782
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,626
Keep the flashlight,
tear jerk off!
783
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,436
Ah, oh...
784
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:50,941
Oh, my God.
785
00:36:51,775 --> 00:36:53,643
Lilly, are you okay?
786
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,111
-You saved my life.
787
00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,047
-You were right:
this shit's real.
788
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,282
Oh, crap, I'm so--
789
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,251
I'm so glad you're okay.
790
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,522
What?
791
00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:06,123
What happened back there?
792
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,791
You seem...
793
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,259
so sad.
794
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,727
-It was awful.
795
00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:13,163
He told me the truth...
796
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,733
What I already knew.
797
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:17,601
That I'm worthless.
798
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,135
-Lilly,
799
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:22,071
you are the farthest thing
from worthless.
800
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,874
You're the most
important person in my life.
801
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,275
-Then why do people
keep telling it to me
802
00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:27,777
if it's not true?
803
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,679
-Because some people are idiots!
804
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:33,217
And that thing's
a literal monster.
805
00:37:35,552 --> 00:37:37,887
You were the only one
smart enough to see
806
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,655
what was actually happening.
807
00:37:40,557 --> 00:37:42,692
And who could be worthless
with such a badass
808
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,161
leg cramp superpower?
809
00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:46,030
Huh?
810
00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:57,908
Now, how do we kill this psycho
butt-face monster thing?
811
00:37:57,910 --> 00:37:59,510
-Okay.
812
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,980
Okay.
813
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,516
Ten monster body parts...
814
00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:08,417
place them in orb...
815
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:09,920
yada, yada, yada...
816
00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:11,454
Um...
817
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,990
Tearjerker!
Found it.
818
00:38:14,124 --> 00:38:15,859
Okay, listen to this.
819
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:19,195
-Cut out his Tontoom,
820
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:23,000
permeate him
with Krontoxix cocktail.
821
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,335
Cool.
822
00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:26,604
Yeah, easy peasy.
823
00:38:26,606 --> 00:38:28,237
Clear as day.
824
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,806
-I see you found what I left
in your mailbox.
825
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,407
-Oh!
826
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:32,942
It's called a locker
827
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,012
and it's extremely public.
828
00:38:35,014 --> 00:38:37,948
How do you expect us to keep
a low profile about all this?
829
00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:39,482
-Oh, you'd be surprised.
830
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,150
People see what they wanna see.
831
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,086
Most people, you know,
just forget,
832
00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:44,888
or they'll invent
their own explanation.
833
00:38:45,222 --> 00:38:47,558
Anyway, I just came
to bring you this.
834
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,692
It'll take
the Tearjerker right out.
835
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:52,829
You ran away
before I could give it to you.
836
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,298
Just mix it in
with some stolen victim tears
837
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,166
and some elephant tranquilizer.
838
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,868
-Where are we gonna get
elephant tra--?
839
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,039
And you're sure he has Tate?
840
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,174
And Valerie and the woman
who went missing?
841
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,976
-Yes.
842
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:08,978
Usually distills his victims
for 48 hours
843
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,446
before he kills them.
844
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:14,483
To-to wring out
as much despair as possible.
845
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:16,085
Hm.
846
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:18,621
For when he drains
and drinks the bodily fluids.
847
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:20,257
Friends, come on. I...
848
00:39:20,259 --> 00:39:21,858
-Oh!
849
00:39:22,392 --> 00:39:24,794
-Anyway, you have about...
850
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,929
eight hours left to get to them.
851
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:30,499
And remember: if you don't get
the Tontoom,
852
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,001
then you can't close the portal
853
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:33,403
and if you can't
close the portal
854
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,838
then the world just...
855
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,542
Dies.
856
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:42,645
Good luck!
857
00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:44,513
-But, wait!
What's a Tontoom?
858
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,958
-Hey, Astrid!
859
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,659
-What?
860
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,661
-Got a little
something in your hair.
861
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,231
Is that blood?
862
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,699
-Um...
863
00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:05,168
I think so.
864
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,836
-Cool.
865
00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:35,064
-Let's do this.
866
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:36,833
-Oh, my God, this is insane.
867
00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:40,736
I honestly don't know
if I can do this, Astrid.
868
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,506
-You are stronger
than you think.
869
00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:44,007
-Oh...
870
00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,409
I'm scared.
871
00:40:45,411 --> 00:40:47,810
- I'm right behind you.
- Okay.
872
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,412
-Just you and me, Lils.
873
00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:52,415
Hey, we're the only ones
who can save the world.
874
00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:53,883
Just us.
875
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:57,020
It's kinda cool
when you think about it.
876
00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,556
-Maybe being us
ain't so bad after all.
877
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,124
-Hm.
878
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,560
-Pudge Patrol:
879
00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:06,530
armed and ready
for some mega ass-kicking.
880
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,431
-Oh, my God!
Pudge Patrol!
881
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:11,034
Takin' it back!
You're a genius!
882
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,439
Help! Help.
883
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:18,307
Help!
884
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,382
-Ah, ooh, uh!
885
00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:27,884
-Okay.
886
00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:32,923
Let's do this.
887
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:34,491
Okay.
888
00:41:40,464 --> 00:41:42,131
Love you.
889
00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,669
Good luck.
890
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,610
- Hey, Jerkface, wanna go again?
891
00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:55,745
-A return guest!
892
00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:58,214
My favourite!
893
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:03,487
-Sh-sh-sh.
894
00:42:03,489 --> 00:42:05,055
-Welcome...
895
00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:07,257
to the paaartyyy!
896
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:13,630
You poor thing...
897
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,032
Don't you know
898
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:18,702
faking confidence
doesn't make you any less...
899
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:21,204
worthless?
900
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,178
-Astrid!
Now!
901
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,346
-Taste this!
902
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,881
-Ah!
903
00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:38,788
-Whoa.
904
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,059
-I think it's stopping.
905
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,929
-Let's dissect this mofo
and get the hell outta here!
906
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,935
-Uh, gross!
907
00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:55,004
Is this it?
908
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,539
-Oh, you know what?
909
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,541
I think "Tontoom"
basically means tongue.
910
00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,142
-Ha!
911
00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:01,677
I got it!
912
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:03,279
-Okay.
913
00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:04,748
-Ugh.
914
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:07,317
-Ew...
915
00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:09,552
-Ugh.
916
00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:11,288
-Oh, look on the bright side:
917
00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:13,824
only nine more of these
and we can close the portal.
918
00:43:13,826 --> 00:43:16,226
-Oh, great.
Just in time for Formal.
919
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,300
-Look out!
920
00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:27,370
Astrid...
921
00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:32,041
I can see why your mom
is so deeply ashamed of you.
922
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,777
Always ruining everything.
923
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,012
-LILLY: Go hide
over here.
924
00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:40,249
-Pitiful. I'm going to put you
out of your misery right now!
925
00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:42,451
-Wait!
Some party.
926
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,120
All your snacks are gone.
927
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,125
Who's the sad one now?
928
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:57,099
-I've officially decided
929
00:43:57,534 --> 00:43:59,335
parties are overrated.
930
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:05,941
Okay. Come on.
931
00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:07,743
-I'm dehydrated.
932
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:10,479
-ASTRID: Yeah, don't got
no water right now.
933
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,949
Okay, we'll get you water.
934
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:15,551
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.
935
00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:17,286
-Are you okay?
936
00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:18,621
-I don't know.
937
00:44:18,623 --> 00:44:20,223
What just happened?
Wh-what was that? Was...
938
00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:21,625
Was that a monster?!
939
00:44:21,627 --> 00:44:23,759
-Look, it's a long story,
940
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:25,995
but right now we just need
to get you and Val home, okay?
941
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,231
I'll explain on the way.
- Who's Val?
942
00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:30,433
-She goes to school with us.
943
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,968
She was at your party!
944
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,003
-Really?
945
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,306
-Maybe you need to
get your head out of your ass.
946
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:38,575
-I don't know what to say.
947
00:44:38,577 --> 00:44:40,943
-You can start by thanking us,
948
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:43,112
Pudge Patrol,
949
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:45,848
for drowning in monster guts
to save your life!
950
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,383
-Pudge Patrol.
951
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:48,951
We're takin' it back!
952
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:50,319
Oh, and, uh, don't worry,
953
00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,655
we won't tell anyone
about us rescuing you.
954
00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:53,723
In fact, we probably
955
00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:56,058
shouldn't talk about this to,
like, anyone.
956
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,394
-Yeah, cover story.
Good idea.
957
00:44:57,396 --> 00:44:58,661
- Right?
- Mm-hm.
958
00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:00,063
-Yeah, sure.
959
00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:01,797
Nobody would believe
monsters are real.
960
00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:03,399
Or that I spent
more than five minutes
961
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:05,568
with you dorks, anyway,
so we're cool.
962
00:45:06,403 --> 00:45:07,837
-Hm.
963
00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:10,407
-Also, thanks.
964
00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,975
-Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
965
00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,443
Monster!
966
00:45:16,146 --> 00:45:18,247
-Oops.
Just a shadow.
967
00:45:24,554 --> 00:45:26,356
-I had the weirdest dream
968
00:45:26,358 --> 00:45:29,091
that I was in a drug den
with a sexy monster.
969
00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:30,559
-Your mind, Val!
970
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:38,802
-You guys chose a dumb theme
for the dance,
971
00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:40,503
even though I asked you not to.
972
00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:42,171
So, I chose something new.
973
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,942
I am super stoked to announce
the new cool theme:
974
00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:48,512
Angels & Demons!
975
00:45:48,514 --> 00:45:50,046
-A little on the nose.
976
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:51,247
-And now...
977
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,850
I would like to
welcome back to Pine
978
00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:56,252
your favourite ferret:
979
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,388
Tate Hudson!
980
00:45:58,390 --> 00:46:00,556
-Ah-ha-ha-ha!
981
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:01,992
What's up?
What's up?
982
00:46:01,994 --> 00:46:03,692
He's alive, guys! Yeah!
983
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,195
-Okay, thanks, guys.
984
00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:07,263
Super stoked to be back here.
985
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,865
A-a quick reminder
to everybody, all right?
986
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:11,735
Wear a helmet
before you go bouldering!
987
00:46:11,737 --> 00:46:13,203
You won't regret that, okay.
988
00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:16,572
-I do have somebody to thank.
989
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,477
I could not have done it
without them.
990
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:24,514
Candy, baby,
will you come up here?
991
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,352
Thank you.
992
00:46:31,087 --> 00:46:32,556
-I guess some things
never change.
993
00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:35,424
-Some stuff changes!
994
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,227
Like, I guess monsters are real.
995
00:46:37,627 --> 00:46:39,395
-I guess we're
monster hunters now.
996
00:46:40,698 --> 00:46:42,999
Arguably cooler
than iguanas and SNFU.
997
00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:46,168
-I'm gonna get so much ass
it's gonna be freaky.
998
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:47,670
-You guys are freaky.
999
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,939
-Damn right we are!
1000
00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,649
-Hello?
1001
00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:05,254
Jamison, if that is you
1002
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:07,523
playing another
one of your pranks,
1003
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:10,125
then I will be forced
to tell your mo--
1004
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:17,934
Mighty Lord and Savior,
1005
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:21,571
you have chosen me!
1006
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,844
What an unusual-looking
angel of his mercy!
1007
00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,881
Not at all
what I expected, but...
1008
00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:34,917
no matter.
1009
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,054
You heard my prayers.
1010
00:47:38,888 --> 00:47:40,957
And you are here to rid me
1011
00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:43,960
of that evil teacher,
1012
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:45,895
Jonas.
1013
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,434
I am here
1014
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,269
to serve.
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