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ADULT SHELDON: Some people have said I'm overly sensitive.
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[screaming]
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What now?
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Missy gave me cinnamon gum!
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Sure, sure.
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ADULT SHELDON:
And by some people,
I mean everyone.
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[panting]
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While I may not be
X-Men material...
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[sniffing]
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...I have always possessed
unusually heightened senses.
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Ew.
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Georgie, put your
shoes back on!
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He can't smell this.
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Yes, I can!
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ADULT SHELDON: I also had
extraordinary hearing.
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During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing,
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slurping,
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chewing, cutlery scraping
against plates,
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chewing,
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and my father's heavy breathing
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as he wrestled
with a ketchup bottle.
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[George Sr. breathing heavily]
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But tonight, there was
one sound I couldn't tune out.
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[high-pitched buzzing]
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[slurping]
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Why aren't you
eating, Sheldon?
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[buzzing continues]How can I
with that horrible noise?
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What noise?
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That irritating,
high-pitched buzz.
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I don't hear nothin'.
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Me, neither.
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[buzzing continues]How can you not?
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MISSY:
Wait.
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I think I hear it.
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You do?
Yeah.
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It's coming out of your face.
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[buzzing continues]
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I guess I hear a little hum.
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Refrigerators make
noise, Sheldon.
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This is new. It's never
made this sound before.
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We should call a repairman.
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I'm not spending money
on a fridge that's workin'.
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Then think of it as spending
money on my mental stability.
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Ignore it, Sheldon.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Ignoring things that irritate
me isn't my strong suit.
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[buzzing continues]
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Obsessively fixating on them--
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now that's what gets me
out of bed in the morning.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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[refrigerator buzzing]
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[Sheldon humming]
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What are you doing?
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The sound from the refrigerator.
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It's right between D
and D-sharp.
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Ugh! It's making my skin crawl.
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What if I hold a pillow
over your face
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for, like, a really long time?
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No, that's dangerous.
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Do you know if we have earplugs?
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If we did, I'd
be wearing them.
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Go to sleep.
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[sighs]
I can't.
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Put your fingers in your ears.
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And risk driving wax back
into my inner ear canal?
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No, thank you.
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[sighs]
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[humming]
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Oh.
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[continues humming note]
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Good morning.
[yells]
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[chuckles]:
Are you trying to kill me?
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No, I think
you're great.
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Then why are you
in my bed?
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I couldn't sleep.
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Our refrigerator is
making a weird noise.
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But so was one
of your nostrils,
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so don't expect
me back tonight.
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Go home before
I call the police.
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You wouldn't call the
police on your Moonpie.
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Then I'll call your mother.
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That you would do.
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And leave my extra key behind.
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Aw.
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Aw.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Do you know anything about
surviving psychological torture?
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Because my family
escaped communist Vietnam,
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we have to know about torture?
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That was my thought.
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Well, you're in luck.
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What do you want to know?
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I'm being tormented by a sound
coming from our refrigerator,
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and I don't know how
to deal with it.
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When my uncle was
in a reeducation camp,
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he would imagine
disemboweling his torturers
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with a bamboo spike.
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Maybe I'll just get a book
on refrigerator repair instead.
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Okay.
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New subject.
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Jessica Gieger
wears a black bra.
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I saw it through the
sleeve of her shirt.
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Not beige, not pink.
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Black.
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So mysterious.
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What are you doing?I'm going
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to take apart
the refrigerator
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and figure out what's
making that noise.
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That is a really good idea.
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Usually you're not
supportive of my efforts.
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I'm more mature now.
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[Missy giggles]
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Hi, Mom.
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What did you do?!
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Good news. I found out
what part was making that noise.
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You have to put
this back together!
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Now we're getting
to the bad news.
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What made you think
you could fix this?
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I'm smart...
and I had a book.
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Do you stillthink
you're smart?
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Yes.
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I told him not to do it.
He wouldn't listen.
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$200?!
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It'll be okay.
We'll find the money.
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[scoffs]
Wait.
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The old fridge
in the garage![inhales sharply]
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What's it...? What was...?
What's that?
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[inhales sharply]
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Well, I kind of donated
that fridge to the church.
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You know, for the needy.
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Are you kidding me?
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I see tense moments like this
more than you think. [laughs]
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I'll just give you guys
some space.
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You know how much it's gonna
cost to fix that fridge?
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$200. I have
really good hearing.
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Do you have any idea how hard
I work for the money we get?
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care how long it takes.
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You're gonna pay me back
every cent of this.
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Yes, sir.
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I am very disappointed in you.
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[quivering breath]
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You know if you cry,
I can't enjoy your pain.
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[crying]
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[crying loudly]
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♪
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Mom,
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since Sheldon cost you
all that money,
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who's your new favorite--
me or Georgie?
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You know I don't
have favorites.
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, whoever takes the trash
out first is my favorite.
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She thinks we're stupid.
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Dad, I'm pleased
to tell you
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I've got a job to
pay back my debt.
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Is that so?
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I'm going to be a paperboy.
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[chuckles]:
Well, that's great.
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I'm proud of ya.
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How do you plan
on delivering these papers?
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Bicycle.
You don't know how
to ride a bicycle.
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There's nothing I can't learn.
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A week ago, I didn't know how
to take apart a refrigerator.
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[quietly]:
He can't deliver newspapers.
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Why not?It's too dangerous.
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I think you're being
a little overprotective.
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You expect him
to go riding around at 5:00 a.m.
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with cars and dogs
and who knows what else?
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I did it when I was
his age. So did Georgie.
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You're gonna teach your brother
how to do this.
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What if I don't want to?
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You're doing it anyway.
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Hey, nobody asked
your opinion.
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I knew the answer.
I got excited.
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[sighs]
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[insects chirping]
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Georgie?
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Georgie?
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What?
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I'm ready to scrub the moral
stain off my character.
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I hate everything about you.
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SHELDON:
When does the truck
bring the papers?
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When it does.
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That's a tautology.
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What?A tautology.
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A statement that's true,
but uninformative.
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Hey, you're supposed
to be the one teaching me.
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That's funny.
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[vehicle approaching]
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Oh, there it is!
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Over here! Over here!
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This is exciting.
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It's somethin'.
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Thank you!
Have a great day!
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Now what?
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Take 'em into the
garage and fold 'em.
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Oh, boy.
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[grunting]
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GEORGE JR.: Fold 'em like this,
then rubber band.
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But you didn't fold it
into even thirds.
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Nobody cares.
I care.
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Then do whatever you want.
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Wake me up when you're done.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Over the next 17 minutes,
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I used physics, geometry
and old-fashioned hard work
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to create the perfect
newspaper-folding system.
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I'm done.
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Great. Let's
load up the wagon.
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No, I'm done with this one;
I still have 39 more to go.
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[sighs]
He's gonna be fine.
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You don't have to tell me that.
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I know he's gonna be fine.
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[groans]
If you believe that,
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why aren't you in bed right now?
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Because this is the same boy
who couldn't find his way out
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of that sleeping bag.
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[sighs]
He made his way out.
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Just took him five
or ten minutes.
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I know you're
worried, but...
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he needs to experience
the world a little bit.
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Why not let him do it
when most of it's asleep?
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I suppose you're right.
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[grunts]
You coming back to bed?
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Are you crazy?
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That's my little boy
out there in the dark.
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Mm, but your big boy's
right here under the covers.
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Ugh.
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There is a nicer way
to say that.
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All right, you got
your list of addresses?
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Right here.'Kay. All you
got to do
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is go up to each house
and throw the newspaper
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at their front door.
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Got it.
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All right,
I'm going back to bed.
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Thank you, Georgie.
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You've been a wonderful teacher,
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and I'm very appreciative
that you took the ti--
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Ah! My hands are black!
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Why are my hands black?Relax.
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It's just the ink
from the papers.
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Why wasn't I warned of this?!
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[water running]
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Out, damned spot.
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That's from Shakespeare!
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["Slow Ride" by Foghat playing]
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♪ Oh
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♪ Slow ride
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♪ Take it easy
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♪ Slow ride
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♪ Take it easy
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♪ Slow ride
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♪ Take it easy
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Aw.
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♪
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Hey, Sheldon.
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Hello, Billy.
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Are you our new paperboy?
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Yes, I'm joining
the work-a-day world.
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I work, too!
I take care of our chickens.
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Don't get the wrong idea.
264
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,540
When I grow up, I plan on being
a theoretical physicist.
265
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,846
Cool.
266
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,500
I'm sticking with chickens.
267
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,849
All righty then.
Have a nice day.
268
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,285
You, too.
269
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,724
Oh, cool, it's Monday.
270
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♪ Hold me
271
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,118
♪ Roll me
272
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,554
♪ Slow ridin' woman
273
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,991
♪ You're so fine
274
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,688
How's he doing?
275
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,560
Been out here 20 minutes.
This is his second house.
276
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,866
♪
277
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,041
[Meemaw chuckles]
278
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,088
He throws like you.
[chuckles]
279
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,524
♪ Slow ride
280
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,047
ADULT SHELDON:
To say this first day
281
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,136
was challenging
would be an understatement.
282
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,573
To say the rest of the week
got better from there would be
283
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,966
the kind of lie
that sets pants on fire.
284
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,663
♪ Slow ride
285
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,450
♪ Take it easy
286
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,584
♪ Slow down
287
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,585
[barking]
288
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,761
[screams]
289
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,893
♪ Got to get your lovin'
290
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,635
[caws]
[screams]
291
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,202
♪ Hold me [caws]
292
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,378
[thunder rumbles, wind blowing]♪ Roll me
293
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,641
♪ Slow ridin' woman
294
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,121
♪ You're so fine Ah!
295
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,600
Oh, no! Oh, my! Oh!
296
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,907
Oh, no! Oh, dear!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
297
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,605
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Ah! Ah!
298
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,607
[thunder rumbling]
299
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,870
♪ Slow ride
300
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,570
Oh, dear.♪ Easy
301
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,615
Oh, dear.
302
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,270
[shouting]
303
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,619
Oh, dear!
304
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,447
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
305
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,275
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
306
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,060
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
307
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,018
♪ Slow ride Fun fact,
308
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,456
the larger Sunday paper
required a second bundle.
309
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,762
[grunts]
310
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,851
Oh, dear.♪ Slow ride.
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ADULT SHELDON: After a week
of tangling with animals,
312
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,860
Mother Nature,
and a delivery man
313
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,775
with a good arm
and a bad attitude,
314
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,386
it was time to reap
the benefits of my hard work.
315
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,518
[knocking]
316
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,954
Collecting!
317
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,521
Collecting!
318
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,481
Hey, Sheldon.Hello, Mrs. Sparks.
319
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,745
I'm here to collect
for this week's paper delivery.
320
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,835
Right. Hang on.
321
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,838
Also, I'm given to understand
that tipping is customary,
322
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,841
so feel free
to express your appreciation.
323
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,364
Here you go.
324
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,021
You tipped me a dime?
325
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,457
Is there a problem?
326
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,895
No, it just doesn't seem
like very much.
327
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,897
You were late every day.
328
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,333
Well, I had to brave
the elements.
329
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,726
I saw you.
330
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,250
"Brave" isn't the word
that I would use.
331
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,295
[cackles]
332
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,601
[chuckles]
333
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,823
Hey, Sheldon.
334
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,216
You look sad.
335
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,479
I am.
336
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,742
Want an egg?
337
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,921
[alarm beeping]
338
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,444
[groans]
339
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,491
Sheldon?
340
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,058
What?
341
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,842
You suck.
342
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888
I'm sorry,
but I have a job to do.
343
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,368
How much longer
till you pay Dad back?
344
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,110
At this rate, six months.
345
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,287
You suck.
346
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,289
MacELROY:
Make sure your parents
347
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,684
sign these.
I'll need 'em back by Friday.
348
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:03,946
Mr. Cooper,
you're late.
349
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,121
I know I'm late.
350
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,949
My training wheels broke.
351
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,081
Training wheels?
352
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,430
Yes, Derek!
353
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,866
I have training wheels
like a child!
354
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,476
I also have a job
like an adult.
355
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,478
I'm a very complicated person!
356
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,480
Sure. Let's go with complicated.
357
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,613
Okay. Permission slips.
358
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,660
What's in the mug?
359
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,097
It's a coffee mug, Tam.
360
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,576
What do you think is in it?
361
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,795
Could be soup.
362
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:27,970
[whispers]:
It's coffee.
363
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,363
Where'd you get it?
364
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,973
The teachers' lounge.
And before you ask,
365
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,976
no, I'm not the world's
greatest grandpa.
366
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,499
Since when do you drink coffee?
367
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,675
I don't,
but this job is killing me.
368
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,329
You wouldn't understand.
369
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,505
[sips, coughs]
370
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,159
You realize I have a job.
371
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,118
At your parents'
convenience store?
372
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,510
That doesn't count.
373
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,947
Why not?
374
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,165
You get to sit
at a cash register
375
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,819
and have the fun of doing math.
376
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,126
Actually,
the cash register tells you
377
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,344
how much change to give.
378
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,695
Oh. That's too bad.
379
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:58,827
[sips]
380
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,394
[coughs]
381
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:04,354
Oh, I hear they're opening
an Olive Garden
382
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,140
where the old Sizzler
used to be.On Hampton Road?
383
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,750
Yeah.GEORGE SR.: I don't
think that was a Sizzler.
384
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,186
That was a Chi-Chi's.
385
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,927
No, the Chi-Chi's is on Bedford,
386
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,581
across from
the Payless Shoes.
387
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,018
She's right. Because,
one time, we got shoes
388
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,498
and then we got Chi-Chi's.
389
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,021
That was a good day.
390
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,023
GEORGE SR.: Huh. I guess
that was a Sizzler.
391
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,938
I'm sorry they closed that.
392
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,853
Oh, there's still the
other one on Route 40.
393
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,159
Who cares?!
394
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,033
You have a problem?
395
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,339
Yes, I do.
I've had a long day.
396
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,949
Is it too much to ask
for a dinner
397
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,429
with a little peace and quiet?
398
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,126
Sheldon, you
do not talk
399
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,606
to your father like that.
400
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:42,001
Fine. I'd rather not speak
to any of you.
401
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,393
[grunts]
402
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,569
Maybe I better go talk to him.
403
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,962
No, I got this.George,
404
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,268
maybe you should
calm down first.
405
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,009
I got this.
406
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,452
You want to
explain yourself?
407
00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,975
I'd rather just go to bed,
408
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,195
since I have to be up
in a few hours anyway.
409
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,198
Look, I understand you're tired,
but that is no reason for you...
410
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,417
I'm not just tired.
I'm exhausted.
411
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,549
Everything hurts.
412
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,767
I get up in the morning
413
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,031
to do this job
I don't even like.
414
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,728
And I'm doing it
just for the money,
415
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,599
and it's not even
a lot of money.
416
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,080
I keep trying harder
and harder,
417
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,082
and it doesn't
even make a difference.
418
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,866
So if you're going
to yell at me or punish me,
419
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,478
let's just get it over with.
420
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,740
[sighs]
421
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,659
I'm not gonna punish you.
422
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,009
Why not? I deserve it.
423
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,058
Let me tell you about myday.
424
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,972
I got yelled at
by the principal
425
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,149
for benching a linebacker
who's flunking English.
426
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,977
Then I got yelled at even
more by the kid's parents.
427
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,937
Then I had to break up
a fight in the locker room.
428
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,721
Got elbowed in the neck.
429
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,853
That's a rough day.
430
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,855
That was all
before 10:00 a.m.
431
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,685
So I get what you're
going through.
432
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,167
But you'll notice, I didn't come
home and take it out on you.
433
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:05,084
No, you didn't.
434
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,694
I want you to get
back in there,
435
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,610
apologize to everyone,
and finish your dinner.
436
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,438
Yes, sir.
437
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,183
ADULT SHELDON: My father's
wisdom touched me deeply.
438
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,880
Which is why, to this day,
439
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,490
no matter
what I'm going through,
440
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,666
I am never irritating
or abusive
441
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,713
to any of my friends
or loved ones.
442
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,889
Ask them. They'll tell you.
443
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,722
ADULT SHELDON:
For the next several months,
444
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,637
I continued working
my paper route
445
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,814
until I paid my father back.
446
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,425
[thunder rumbling]
447
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,298
And by "working,"
I mean "delegating."
448
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,174
I have no idea where I am.
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