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Earthquake!
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Earthquake, earthquake!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
my God. Are you okay, baby?
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Uh, I think so.
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Okay. Oh.Where's Dad?
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Earthquake! Earthquake!
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It's an earthquake!
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Stay calm. Stay calm.
Everything's okay.
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I gathered all our essentials.
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I got a air mattress.
Cell phones.
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I got my dream journal.
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You remembered
your dream journal,
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but you forgot your pants?
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Oh, hey.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Are you,
are you guys okay?
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Other than this coffee being
a little bitter, we're fine.
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Where's Malcolm and Marty?
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They're fine.
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They don't get out of bed
for anything under a 5.8.
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I can't believe you guys
are so calm about this.
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My heart is beating
out of my chest.
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Girl, we grew up here.
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We ain't new to this.
We true to this.
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I mean, the only reason
I got out of bed is
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to see which neighbor
slept naked.
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And I was right,
it was Dave.
Yeah.
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All right, so,
what do we do now?
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We pitch a tent so we don't
have to sleep inside tonight?
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Dave, I don't think a guy
that's wearing a welcome mat
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for pants should be talking
about pitching tents.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Well, thanks so much for coming
on such short notice, Jackie.
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I mean, these cracks
look pretty nasty.
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For the owner of
Tina-licious Cakes? No problem.
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I accept cash, credit
and red velvet cupcakes.
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Well, there's not much to do.
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I mean, this house is
rock-solid, you know?
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Well, technically,
that's not a part of the house.
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Well, I'm just hoping
for a big enough aftershock
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So I can finally get
my open concept kitchen.
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Ha. I wouldn't bet on it.
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I mean, we rode out
the big one in '94
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with no problem.
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This house is like me.
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They just don't build 'em
like this anymore.
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You know?
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Calvin,
the Lord has spoken,
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and He said
it's time to remodel.
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Even the Bible got
a New Testament.
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Oh.
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So, which color would you like
for our new walls?
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I like this one.
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Well,
that's the color it is now.
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Exactly.
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Come on, baby, let's take this
as an opportunity
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to just update some things.
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Okay, you know what?
We'll get an 85-inch TV.
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It'll hide all the cracks.
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Nice try. No.
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Oh, hey, you two.
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Are my babies okay?
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Yeah, we're all right.
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Our house did get
a little bit of damage,
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but we're not worried.
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We're renters.
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Uh, speaking of,
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there is a-a hole
in the wall
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that looks like somebody flew
a drone into it,
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but it was definitely
from the earthquake.
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Well, this is
a pretty big job.
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Uh, you might want
to check into a hotel.
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We'll stay at our hotel.
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What do you mean,
"your hotel?"
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The one next door.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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I mean, the staff
treats you like family,
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because they are family.
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And the place feels like yours,
because it is yours.
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Hey, buddy.
What do you got there?
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My clothes.
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Figured we'd ship everything
else back to Michigan.
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I'd like to leave
this afternoon.
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Wha...
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I thought you loved California.
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Well, that was before I knew
it was a death trap.
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All right, buddy, come on.
Sit down, look.
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We're all gonna be fine.
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Okay?
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He's not wrong.
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There is no need to worry,
honey.
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We just have to be prepared,
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which is why I bought us this.
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Everything we need to
prepare for another quake:
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protein bars,
water pouches, a flashlight,
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even this adorable
fire extinguisher
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that looks like our regular
fire extinguisher's baby.
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Fine. I'll go unpack.
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And pray for baby fires.
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Wow, Grover's really
freaked out.
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Well, yeah,
it makes sense.
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I mean, I could see
how last night would be
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totally terrifying
for a child.
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Aftershock!
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Uh-oh.
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That was the
garbage truck, Dave.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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Ah, man.
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Nah, you know what?
Best out of 17.
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Oh, no way, man.
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No way. You lost.
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Mom and Dad are taking
your room.
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What? No, hell nah, man.
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Let's wrestle for it.What? Aah!
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I'm-a drop you.
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I don't know what you're doing,
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but you're too old
to be doing it.
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Put him down.
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Oh, uh... Hey.
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We-we were just wrestling over
who gets to give you their room.
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And luckily, Malcolm won.
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Ah, what? No, man.
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I mean, uh...
Yeah.
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All I do is win.Ow.
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Uh, Mom, Dad,
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make yourselves at home.
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Mi casa es
quite literally su casa
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because we rent from you.
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Well, it's freezing in here.
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Marty, what the hell happened
to my thermostat?
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That's a new system I put in.
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You can control the temperature
from your phone.
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Fancy, right?
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Oh, very fancy.
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Now tell your phone I'm cold.
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And tell your brother
I'm raising the rent.
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Oh, uh, Ma,
you did not have to go shopping.
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We do have food.
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You have dino nuggets
and soy sauce packets.
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And this bottle of ranch is old
enough to have voted for Obama.
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I'm not gonna spend the next
three weeks eating condiments.
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I'm about to smoke this chicken.
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Uh, Ma, it is 9:30
in the morning.
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Well, I'm also gonna
make hash browns.
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Oh, okay. So, I guess
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that charge from Home Depot
wasn't fraudulent.
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You can't put a price
on preparedness.
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Oh, apparently you can,
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and it's $1,300.
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Well, you know,
your little earthquake kit
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needed some help, so I got
everything we would need
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in case of a flood,
mudslide,
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and a biological weapons attack.
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What is that for?
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It's for beekeeping, Grover.
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Methane leaks.All right.
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Don't worry, honey. Your dad
just went a little overboard.
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I don't think
he went overboard enough.
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An earthquake
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once made the Mississippi River
flow backwards.
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Dave,
you've got to tone it down.
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I know you're
freaked out, but...I am not freaked out.
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Okay.
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What is wrong
with being prepared?
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Nothing.
But you're still returning
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the gas mask and the generator.
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Fine.
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Can't return it
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if I can't find the receipt.
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Tina!
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Yeah, baby?
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I can see the
construction dumpster
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from the window.
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Looks like half the
house is in there.
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We never should have hired
that contractor.
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Is it because she's a woman?
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I don't see gender, Tina.
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All I see is somebody
ripping up my house.
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Hey. Hey, Pop,
Pop, hold up.
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Is that my iPad?
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Oh, yeah. And by the way,
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some girl named
"Jennifer Cheesecake Factory"
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sent you some pictures her mama
would not be happy with.
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Don't bring her home.
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What the hell
is going on in here?
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They're just doing repairs.
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This is
what we talked about.
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No, we talked about paint.
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Last time I checked,
you don't need
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a sledgehammer to paint.
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Oh, hey, it's the Butlers.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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Just in time for me to fire you.
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Fire her?
I thought we agreed
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to fix whatever needed
to be fixed to make it safe.
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That wall is wobbly
and exposed.
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Well, so is Miss Kim.
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You don't see nobody trying
to throw her in the dumpster.
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You know what?
I'll finish the repairs myself.
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I just need some sandpaper,
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a few screws and a...
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and a little Spackle.
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We're missing a wall.
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Okay, a lot of Spackle.
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All right, uh, Jackie,
why don't you and the crew
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go home for the rest of the day,
and I'll have a talk with him.
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Come on, guys!
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Whoever said he'd fire
us after three days,
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I owe you a beer.
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Calvin,
you are being ridiculous.
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You're so busy at the shop,
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these repairs
will take you forever,
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and I'll be moving back
into this house in a wheelchair.
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Then I'll be sure
to add a ramp to my quote.
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Fine.
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If you think
that you can do it better,
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then have at it.
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And have at it I will.
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I'll have this house done
in three days!
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Give or take a month.
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Do svidaniya!Mm!
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Hey.
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Oh, I see
you helped yourself
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to my bottle of Zetta wine.
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Cool.
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Shh! Shh!
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We're watching
90 Day Fiancé.
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Uh, you know, I was hoping
that I could watch the game.
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Oh, sorry, man.
This is the reunion episode,
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and that's when
all the tea gets spilled.
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And I have had a day.
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Your father lost his damn mind
and fired our contractor,
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so looks like we gonna be
living here another six months.
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Did you say "six months"?
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Uh, Marty, can I speak to you
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in the kitchen,
please, my brother?
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Oh, not now, man,
Svetlana just threw
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her passport in Gabe's face.
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Now, you listen to me.
I cannot take this anymore.
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We have got to get Mom and Pop
the hell out of here.
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You want to turn our parents
out on the street?
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The people who gave us life?
Who raised us?
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You don't want Mama to leave
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because she is
doing your laundry.
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Okay, man, she folded
the fitted sheets,
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Oh, man.It's basically witchcraft.
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Look, the only witchcraft
she is working
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is making my dates
disappear from this house.
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All right, I think
you're pretty good
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at making them disappear
all on your own.
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Oh, please...You can't blame Mommy
for that, I'm just saying.
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Earthquake.
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An earthquake is happening.
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What is going on?
257
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,775
Gemma, you're not
wearing any shoes.
258
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,823
First earthquake drill demerit.
259
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,826
Drill? We never
agreed to a drill.
260
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,872
Do you think Mother Nature
sends a written invitation
261
00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:42,179
before she opens a sinkhole
in your yard?
262
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,442
A sinkhole?
263
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,575
Yes, that's right, Grover.
A sinkhole.
264
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,406
Now, everyone,
find the safest exit.
265
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,626
Uh, the front door?
266
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,628
Rookie mistake.
267
00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,634
What...
268
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:06,812
You would have been crushed
by all of this literature.
269
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,597
Okay, this drill is over.
270
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,383
Okay, fine. But...
271
00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:15,995
based on everyone's performance,
I can't guarantee
272
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,651
that we would all survive
the next big one.
273
00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:21,653
Dad, you are a very loud
whisperer.
274
00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:25,439
I'm sleeping in the yard.
275
00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:27,964
Uh-- Very good, son.
276
00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:31,054
The back door
is the safest egress.
277
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,752
Just be careful
of any fallen power lines.
278
00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:37,103
Dave, this has to stop.
Grover is totally freaked out.
279
00:12:37,277 --> 00:12:39,410
Well, I'm doing this
so he won't be scared.
280
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,804
So he won't be scared
or you won't be scared?
281
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,855
Sorry, my, my finger slipped.
282
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,120
Look, this is how I'm coping.
283
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:56,557
Okay? If anything
ever happened to you guys...
284
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,472
I would never be able
to forgive myself.
285
00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:01,519
Honey, I appreciate that.
286
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,304
And of course we
should be prepared,
287
00:13:04,478 --> 00:13:06,437
but you've got our
son in the backyard
288
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:09,657
rationing gummy bears
like it's the end of days.
289
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,445
In retrospect, uh,
290
00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:17,230
maybe I did go
a little overboard.
291
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,884
You think?
292
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,845
You need to go out there
and let Grover know
293
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,368
that everything's
gonna be okay.
294
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,459
Oh, uh, don't go
to the bathroom.
295
00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:31,897
I may or may not have tried
to simulate a water main break.
296
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,335
Oh!
297
00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:37,555
Calvin, that better be you.
298
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,688
'Cause if it's not, whoever
it is is getting this bat!
299
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,734
It's me. I-It's me, baby.
300
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,476
Baby, what are you doing
in there?
301
00:13:45,606 --> 00:13:47,826
Well, right now, I'm just trying
to remember the last time
302
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,785
I had a tetanus shot.
303
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,788
Well, I know it's been
too long. Get out of there.
304
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,529
Look, bae, I just needed
to make sure
305
00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:57,792
everything in the trash
was trash.
306
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,404
I didn't agree
to tear the whole house down.
307
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,101
We're not tearing
the house down.
308
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,930
We just had to change
some things.
309
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,542
Well, you know the saying,
"Change is bad"?
310
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:10,501
That's not the saying.
311
00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:11,545
Well, it should be.
312
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,768
This dumpster's just filled with
memories I don't want to lose.
313
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:19,379
Did you see this
wall they tore out?
314
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,513
It's got the comic strip that
Malcolm and Marty drew on.
315
00:14:22,643 --> 00:14:24,254
Remember we were so mad,
but then, eventually,
316
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,429
it grew on us?
317
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:26,517
Yeah.
318
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,867
That was pretty cute.
319
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,652
All this stuff, babe, this is
what makes our house a home.
320
00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:36,092
Baby, we are what makes
a house a home.
321
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,573
These memories are precious,
but it's time for new ones.
322
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:42,054
The boys are grown,
we have the money.
323
00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:43,838
And we're in a new phase
in our lives,
324
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,232
and that phase includes
dual showerheads.
325
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:50,889
Two showerheads? Who needs that?
326
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,152
The couple who showers together.
327
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,028
Well, this could be
an interesting new phase.
328
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,163
Calvin, we love
this neighborhood.
329
00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,210
And we have the chance
to turn this house
330
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,081
into the dream home
we always wanted.
331
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,388
Yeah.
332
00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:14,347
It's just hard
letting it all go.
333
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:16,915
You know, we don't have to.
334
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:20,049
All right?
Why don't we take this piece
335
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,354
and have it framed?
336
00:15:21,528 --> 00:15:23,182
Good idea.
See?
337
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,531
Uh, b-babe, uh...
338
00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:25,968
Can we save this, too?
339
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:29,797
It's the first light switch
I had to fix.
340
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,495
Let it go.
341
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,281
Fine.
342
00:15:35,455 --> 00:15:38,328
I'll call Jackie in the morning
and unfire her.
343
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,851
I already did.
344
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,158
Good, because God didn't intend
345
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,725
for three adult men
to share one bathroom.
346
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,035
Hey, buddy.
347
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,776
I brought you
some emergency hot cocoa.
348
00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:54,866
Speaking of hot,
349
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,782
did you know that L.A.
sits on the Ring of Fire?
350
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,005
We are literally living
on a volcano.
351
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,312
They didn't mention that
on Zillow.
352
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,272
Come on, buddy.
353
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,448
Sit down. Listen...
354
00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:15,278
I'm sorry I scared you.
355
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,062
I went totally overboard
with the earthquake prep.
356
00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:19,891
No, you didn't.
We need all that stuff.
357
00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:23,547
Are you aware that this area
is prone to radon leaks?
358
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,509
No, I did not know that.
359
00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:32,295
But no more Wikipedia
for you before bed.
360
00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:36,299
But I get it.
361
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,128
You know, feeling prepared
makes me feel less afraid, too.
362
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,912
I didn't know you got scared.
363
00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,001
Oh, well, I hide it very well.
364
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,701
Of course I do.
Look, everybody does.
365
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,007
But that doesn't mean
we should run away
366
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,314
from the things
that are scaring us.
367
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,491
And besides, natural
disasters happen everywhere,
368
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,580
even Michigan.
369
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:59,148
I know.
370
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:04,066
Fun fact, in 1965,
Michigan had 12 tornadoes.
371
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,241
In one day.
372
00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:09,375
Well, I'm glad we moved.
373
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:13,771
Look, the point is,
374
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,078
Mom and I are never gonna
let anything happen to you.
375
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:19,211
You know, and we live
in a neighborhood
376
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,865
filled with people
who have our backs,
377
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:24,390
so no matter what happens,
378
00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:26,175
we're gonna be okay.
379
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,525
I do love it here.
380
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,092
Malcolm and Marty
promised they'd take me
381
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,528
to the horse track.
382
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,272
Well, that's something
we'll talk about.
383
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,583
Ma!
384
00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:45,194
What are you doing in here?
385
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,109
Brushing my hair.
386
00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:50,982
There better be
some hot water left.
387
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:53,245
I need some privacy, people!
388
00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:57,554
Boy, ain't nobody looking
at you. Get on out of there.
389
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:00,818
Ah.
390
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,994
Have you gained some weight?
391
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,129
No, Mother, I have not.
392
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,175
I blame you and your
smoked chickens.
393
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,571
Aw, bae.
394
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,530
I'll be glad when
our renovations are done.
395
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,185
These single showerheads,
they're just so old-school.
396
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:27,323
Mama and Dad have got to go.
397
00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:29,760
Oh, was it the bathroom party
398
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,240
that changed your mind?
399
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,244
Hey, boys.
Ah...
400
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,115
Well, since the contractor
will be finished next week,
401
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,204
we decided to
treat ourselves
402
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,380
and spend our last few
days in a nice hotel.
403
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,643
Oh, really? Well, oh, gosh,
404
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:45,471
it's been so lovely
having y'all here.
405
00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,343
Yeah, yeah. I-I wish you guys
406
00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:48,909
could've stayed longer.
407
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,302
It really just flew by.
408
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,696
Not to me.
409
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,266
Hello.
410
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,834
Why are you wet?
411
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:04,142
Funny story.
412
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,840
Jimmy was laying a little
conduit for the electrical...
413
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,364
Water. Get to the water.
414
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:10,104
Right.
415
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,281
Uh, well, then we found
some termite damage.
416
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,892
And, it turns out,
when we pulled out the wood,
417
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,720
it was the only thing
holding up your pipes.
418
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:21,812
How much and how long?
419
00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:24,380
Six weeks, and I'll email you
the quote
420
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,381
because I don't want
to say it to your face.
421
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:32,649
Lord of Light, what have
we done to deserve this?
422
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,825
Well, it ain't no pleasure
cruise for me, either.
423
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,870
You think I like
living with dude smell?
424
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,395
Uh-- Look,
425
00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:41,179
if y'all gonna be
staying here for that long,
426
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:43,050
then we need to set down
some ground rules.Yeah.
427
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,792
To make your stay
much more comfortable.
428
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:49,187
Where are you going, baby?
429
00:19:49,361 --> 00:19:52,408
I need a break. I'm-a go sit
by the pool in my living room.
430
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,417
♪ I never met a girl
who makes me feel ♪
431
00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:03,201
♪ The way that you do ♪
432
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,638
♪ You're all right ♪
433
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,467
♪ Whenever I'm asked
who makes my dreams real ♪
434
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,077
♪ I say that you do ♪
435
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,644
♪ You're out of sight ♪
436
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:14,691
♪ So, fee-fi ♪
437
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,562
♪ Fo-fum ♪
438
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:20,349
♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪
439
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,308
♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪
440
00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:27,530
♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪
441
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,228
♪ I'm gonna try to make you
love me, too ♪
442
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,926
♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪
443
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:41,500
♪ Get ready 'cause here I come
444
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,806
♪ I'm on my way ♪
445
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,461
♪ Get ready 'cause here I come ♪
446
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,985
♪ If you want to play
hide-and-seek ♪
447
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,074
♪ With love, let me remind you ♪
448
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,902
♪ It's all right ♪
449
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,818
♪ Of the loving
you're gonna miss ♪
450
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,254
♪ In the time it takes
to find you. ♪
451
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,913
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