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♪ ♪
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samantha.
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I can see you.
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Oh, I just... I thought
I left a box back here.
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I hate to play the manager card,
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but when you're on the clock,
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I expect you to work
the whole time.
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I know, I'm sorry.
I haven't slept in days, okay?
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How many days
since your last drink?
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why does everybody
keep asking me that?
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Nine very boring
and miserable days.
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You're a newborn.
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You're basically
in the birth canal.
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I don't know if you remember
the birth canal, but I do.
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It's my first memory.
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Let's start with a meeting.
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At club 24/7.
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I promised your sponsor--
aka my sponsor first--
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that I'd keep an eye on you.
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I miss being a drunk.
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There was
a lot less accountability.
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All right.
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♪ could you tell where my head was at when you found me? ♪
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♪ me and you went to hell and back just to find peace... ♪
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-hi.
-Hey, you're still here.
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Wow, thanks
for the vote of confidence.
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-Oh, dude,
no, I just meant that...
-It's fine.
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-I'm fairly impressed
with myself, as well.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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-cool. I'm gonna go
sit over there.
-All right, yeah.
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If anybody asks where you are,
I can let them know.
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oh, that's so cute.
No.
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No offense at all intended,
but you can't sit with me
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until you work
on your aesthetic.
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But you brought me here.
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In this room, I'm not your boss.
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I'm your chic friend who needs
you to try a little harder.
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Yikes, that had to hurt.
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-I am so sorry, yeah.
-Yeah, mm-hmm.
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No one told me this was
like the high school cafeteria
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-all over again, except
this time I'm way less cute.
-Oh.
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So you were at the good table
at your high school cafeteria?
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Well, I was the good table
at my high school cafeteria.
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Little tip, though?
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-Mm-hmm?
-Just put, like,
your set of keys
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or, like, a business card on a
chair so nobody takes your seat.
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Yeah, I think it's safe to say
I don't have a business card.
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Or keys.
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Hmm.
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You can borrow...
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Mine.
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Is this you
giving me your number?
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Uh, no, that is
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for you to put on a chair
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so that nobody takes your seat.
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Like I just said, yeah?
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♪ ♪
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good morning.
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Is there coffee?
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-I'll get it.
-Thank you.
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Couldn't sleep?
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Not in ten days.
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You know...
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I should have changed
that mattress.
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We've had that since,
what, 1998?
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I thought about it
over the years,
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but then I figured nobody's ever
gonna sleep in there again,
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so, you know.
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I get it--
you'd love for me to leave.
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That is not what I meant.
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I love that you're here.
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I just hate that
you have to be here.
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For you.
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Look, we're
on the same team, okay?
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You want me out,
I want to be out.
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I'm saving money already.
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Not a lot of money,
but give it a few months.
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You know, I'll get a real job,
start paying rent somewhere.
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Don't rush it.
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I want you to be healthy.
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So, what is the usual time frame
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for... Being recovered?
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Got to get out of carol's house.
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She says she doesn't want me
out, but I know she does.
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You know I'd put you up,
but I got my kid and the salon,
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and...
I just don't really want to.
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Yeah, I don't blame you.
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Okay, so, uh, how we doing this?
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You go up to the front
and buy this and I'll just
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act really chill and we can
meet behind the dumpsters?
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It's an employee discount,
not a bank heist.
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You just get me
when you're ready to check out.
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-Everybody does it.
-Oh, cool.
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Oh, shit, I forgot the saran.
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Okay, so, look.
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This is the meat slicer.
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She's gorgeous.
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Oh, she's a she?
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Yes, obviously, just
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didn't want to name her, 'cause
that would've been creepy.
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-Of course.
-All right, come on,
give it a go, come on.
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Oh, yeah, listen, no,
it's, like, super nice
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of you to show me the ropes and
everything, but I'm actually not
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gonna be working here
that long. You know,
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it's kind of
a temporary thing for me.
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Okay, don't
look at it like that,
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because you might
actually be good at this.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, I just think
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this might be
a waste of your time.
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Don't be afraid to succeed.
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Come on, step on up.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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We gonna take this,
put that in your hand,
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because you're gonna
catch the meat.
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All right.
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That there? Okay.
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The best piece of advice
I can give you--
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never ask the customers
how thin they want it.
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You do not want to deal
with the politics.
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All right, now.
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There you go,
let it fall nicely.
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All right, all about the meat.
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It's all in the shoulders, girl.
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But you keep practicing, okay?
You got this.
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Okay.
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Sam! Sammy.
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Get out! Abort!
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What?
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What are you doing?
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No way-- sam!
What's up?
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- It-it's been a minute.
- You're not wrong.
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yeah, brit told me
you were back in town.
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I was gonna call you, but, uh...
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I-I didn't.
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Hell... Hey, sam.
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Hey.
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It's great to see you guys.
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Yeah. No, we were just,
we were just...
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We were, uh, grocery shopping
and...
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I know that sounds obvious.
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But, um... This is great.
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This is great.
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You got a job.
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And at giovanni's.
I mean...
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Such good produce.
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Really, really good, impressive.
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Yeah, but she's just
volunteering.
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She usually helps the elderly
with their groceries and such.
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But I'm sure she could
help you out just this once.
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-At a meat counter?
-Felicia, it's fine.
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Not just at
the meat counter, brit.
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She's in all different
departments, right?
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I just, I work here, that's it.
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I work here, you know?
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This is my hairnet.
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What? Since when?
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I can never
keep up with her, right?
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I'm gonna leave you to it.
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-so, uh, can we order something?
Or we don't have to...
-Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
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-Sure.
-Cool, uh,
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half a pound of that
turkey pastrami, please.
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Uh, how's your dad's
contracting business going?
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Uh, you know what, it's actually
joel's business now.
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-Huh.
-Yeah, my dad had
to have his hips replaced,
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so I'm pretty lucky.
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It's, um...
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It's a little more
than half a pound.
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-Sorry about that.
-It's okay.
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It's perfect, great.
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I'm really proud of you,
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samantha.
I know that
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it's not easy to start over.
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Do you know
where the tortillas are?
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I don't.
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Okay.
I'll find 'em.
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It'll be fun,
like a game or something.
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-Yeah.
-See ya.
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So, it's really lucky
that I ran into you,
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'cause the insurance
didn't totally cover the damage
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to the party bus
and your part's $5,000.
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You want me to pay you $5,000?
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-Yeah.
-Brit...
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Come on, are you serious?
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You think I would be doing this
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if I had $5,000?
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Look, I'm sorry,
but you did the damage,
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so you're gonna have
to figure it out.
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Look, this isn't my dream
to have to ask you.
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This is really hard.
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It doesn't have
to all be at once.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Ooh, that was rough.
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You ready to do the discount?
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Hey, mindy, um, I've recently
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been hit with
some unexpected expenses,
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and that plus what I owe
the city-- well, it's a lot.
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-Uh-huh.
-You know, I'm not sure
if you kept my résumé,
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but if you did, you'd know
that I graduated
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magna cum laude from nyu and
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I've managed
teams of people, so yeah--
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I'd love to throw
my hat in the ring for that
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assistant management position.
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despite what you may have
heard or witnessed,
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uh, I think I could
hit this out of the park,
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in exchange for just
a small salary bump.
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You don't have a salary.
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-What?
-Samantha,
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you can't even slice meat.
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Okay, it's actually a lot more
difficult than it looks,
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and I'm learning
how to slice meat
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'cause doris
is a wonderful mentor.
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I-I just...
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Look, I am in a little bit
of trouble here.
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So if there is anything--
like, really anything--
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I would just love
the chance to show you
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that I can excel here.
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I will totally do that if you
start doing even your job.
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But great energy here.
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♪ ♪
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hi.
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Oh, hi, sorry.
Uh, I'm samantha.
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I'm looking for olivia.
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Oh, I thought
you were my burrito.
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-Oh.
-Oh, hey.
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Hey, sorry, I tried calling.
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Oh. Yeah.
We're about to go jogging.
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This is samantha.
She's one my sponsees.
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Oh, hi, samantha.
I'm stephanie.
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Hi, stephanie,
it's nice to meet you.
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It's pronounced "stefani,"
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like gwen.
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Sorry.
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-It's okay.
-Baby, can I have five minutes?
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I thought we said
no more sponsees
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in the house, 'cause it's
like you're the coach
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-in Friday night lights.
-I know, but you love
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-that character.
-I know, but I don't love
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-being married
to that character.
-I know,
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but be my connie britton
and just give me this five...
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Okay, kyle chandler, I love you.
Five minutes.
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-Okay, I love you so much.
-Love you back.
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-You're my world. I love you.
-I love you. Beyond, beyond.
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Yes.
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okay, come on in.
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Cool leggings.
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Thanks.
My wife makes these.
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She's launching a girl-power
athleisure company.
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Girl boss-ton.
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Anyway, it's very funny,
it's extremely cute.
253
00:10:37,187 --> 00:10:40,088
-And I think
it's got a great message.
-Plus she's super hot.
254
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,924
We've been together forever
and I'm obsessed with her still.
255
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,226
Anyway, we have to go quick
or she'll kill me. What's up?
256
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,445
Basically, I need money.
Like, a lot of it.
257
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,864
'cause brit wants me
to pay for the party bus.
258
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,199
You'd think she'd be able
to let that go
259
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,201
since she's marrying
my ex-boyfriend, but no.
260
00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:55,403
She hit me up today,
while I was wearing a hairnet,
261
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,906
-elbow deep in meat.
-That's a tough day.
262
00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,741
And, um, I can't ask my mom
263
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,543
for money again,
'cause she'll own me, so...
264
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,411
Well, the good news
is you don't have to do that.
265
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,714
Oh, okay, good.
What do I do?
266
00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:08,216
Oh, um, I don't know.
267
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,218
what do you mean?
268
00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:11,670
Well, I'm not
your financial advisor.
269
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,555
Part of your recovery
is to act like an adult
270
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,256
in the world
and figure out a solution.
271
00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:17,592
Um, so...
272
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,293
Sorry, but...
273
00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:21,262
What is the point
of talking to you?
274
00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:23,431
-Pardon?
-It's just, like,
you can't help me
275
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,733
figure out the money stuff.
276
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,735
You only tell me what not
to do, so I'm just trying
277
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:30,121
to figure out, like,
what do you actually do?
278
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,325
I help you stay sober
in this moment.
279
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,710
Did you drink today?
280
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,295
-No, but...
-Did you want to drink?
281
00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:38,680
Yes, that's why I came here.
282
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,832
That's great.
I'm good at my job.
283
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,300
What about everything else?
284
00:11:42,386 --> 00:11:44,436
All of those problems--
your mom, the money,
285
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,970
your friends, your ex--
286
00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:47,505
those all stem
from your drinking.
287
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:50,275
So... So what do I do?
288
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,443
Don't drink.
289
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,278
Right.
290
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,230
Okay, so I have
to ask my mom for money.
291
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,681
Ooh, who said that?
292
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,450
Sorry to interrupt.
293
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,652
I'm just grabbing josh.
294
00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:02,487
Thought you guys
would be done now.
295
00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:04,689
So... Hi, baby,
296
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,624
hi.
297
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,493
hi, joshy boy.
298
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,464
Baby, we just need
two more minutes.
299
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,499
Okay.
300
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,802
Okay, you are smart
301
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,387
and you don't need to solve
this problem right now.
302
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,173
The only thing you need
to do is to stay sober today.
303
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,842
One day at a time.
304
00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:25,844
Oh, boy, okay.
305
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,013
Thank you.
Really nice to meet you.
306
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,315
Love the leggings.
307
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,683
Oh my god, thank you.
Wait, don't leave,
308
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:32,717
don't leave.
I'll get you a pair.
309
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,718
No, honestly, it's fine.
310
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:34,853
-Take josh.
-Yep.
311
00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:35,987
Okay.
312
00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,522
Um, what size are you?
313
00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:39,023
-A small?
-I would've guessed that.
314
00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:41,526
They're so cute.
315
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,698
Hey, mom?
316
00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:48,533
- Sam?
- I need s... Yeah?
317
00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,085
You're early.
318
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,621
-For what?
-For nothing.
319
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,907
For... I was...
320
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,241
I wasn't expecting you home.
321
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,409
I thought you had
one of your meetings.
322
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,077
Oh, no, I only had two today.
323
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,679
'cause I'm killing it.
324
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,515
You must be samantha.
325
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,350
I am.
Who are you?
326
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,052
Bob.
Bob wolcowicz.
327
00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:10,855
-Bob is in
my spiritual book club.
-Yeah.
328
00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,558
-Ah.
-We're seeing each other.
329
00:13:13,643 --> 00:13:16,027
Romantically.
330
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,695
Well, I'm...
331
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,097
Very happy for you both.
332
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,266
You did lie. You lied.
You want me out.
333
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,268
So you can slut, slut, slut!
334
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,104
You... You keep your voice down.
335
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,106
He doesn't need to know
how volatile you are!
336
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,942
Me? I'm the problem.
337
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,278
you are the one
who is kicking out your
338
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,447
own daughter,
your terribly in-debt daughter,
339
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,083
who might wind up in jail
because she can't pay.
340
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:41,052
But, ooh, you would
love that, wouldn't you?
341
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,720
So you could be alone with bob!
342
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,222
Not about bob!
343
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,807
It's about me!
344
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,426
I want to be alone
in my own house sometimes.
345
00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:51,062
It's not your house, it's dad's
house, it's all of our house!
346
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,630
And now you want
to talk about dad.
347
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,266
Samantha, I want
to get my groove back.
348
00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:58,469
I can't get my groove back
when you are always here.
349
00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,771
You are 28.
350
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,573
Why do you care who I date?!
351
00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,658
I don't know!
352
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,811
♪ it's like one, two, three ♪
353
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,913
♪ big up the gyal dem wid di healthy body ♪
354
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,366
♪ waste gyal you know you cyah chat to we ♪
355
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,419
♪ no bodda come yah wid you negativity ♪
356
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,254
♪ it's like one, two, three ♪
357
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:18,756
♪ big up the gyal dem wid di healthy body ♪
358
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,708
♪ waste man you know you cyah chat to we ♪
359
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,827
♪ nuh bodda come yah wid you negativity ♪
360
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,796
♪ negativity. ♪
361
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:46,134
wow.
That was fast.
362
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,235
Eh, it's either this
or 90-day fiancé.
363
00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:53,675
I just...
364
00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:56,911
I can't believe
I got that close.
365
00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,547
You're fine.
I've done so much worse.
366
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,266
-No, you haven't.
-Sam,
367
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,918
I used to blackout
and steal dogs.
368
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,020
Like, I would wake up
just with a dog
369
00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:07,588
and not remember
how it got there.
370
00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:09,090
I just...
371
00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:10,858
I feel like that's kind of cute.
372
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,194
-I'm a felon.
-Yeah, I could've been.
373
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,697
They would've called me, like,
the doggy bandit or something.
374
00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,098
But they didn't.
375
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,265
-They did not.
-You got away with it.
376
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:19,701
I got away with it.
377
00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,369
I have so many dogs now.
378
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,237
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm. Oh!
379
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,907
And this one time I took
a little bit of my friend's
380
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,376
mom's ashes and spread them
in the charles,
381
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,578
because I thought it was
a nice thing to do.
382
00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:33,081
Okay, that makes me feel
a little bit better,
383
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,116
'cause I don't think I've ever
spread anyone's ashes.
384
00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:36,918
Like, not even my own dad's.
385
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,886
He's just sitting
on my mom's side table.
386
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,254
Although she would probably
hit it now that she's
387
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,472
schtupping her friend bob.
388
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,290
It's always a bob.
389
00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,626
My mom has a bob,
but his name's daryl.
390
00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,929
Which is the bob
of black people.
391
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,901
I didn't... I didn't know that.
392
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,937
Yeah.
393
00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:01,409
thank you for picking me up.
394
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:02,944
Yeah, of course.
395
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,862
I just wanted
to show you my car, though.
396
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:06,414
It's nice.
397
00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:09,784
We could just
go to good time sally's
398
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,620
and relive that night
I have absolutely no memory of.
399
00:16:12,756 --> 00:16:15,123
Yeah, let's-let's go
relapse together, great.
400
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,925
Well, we could skip the relapse
part and just do the sex thing.
401
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,796
That sounds great.
But I can't.
402
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,881
Because you're
kind of untouchable
403
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,800
until you're
a year and a day sober.
404
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,969
You're serious?
405
00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,171
Yeah.
It's, like, a famous thing.
406
00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:32,106
And I kind of have to be
a rules guys.
407
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,808
Well, I would like
to go on the record
408
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,443
as saying that rule blows.
409
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,478
-Mm.
-Who can I complain to?
410
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,781
Uh... No one.
411
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,150
They just had to get
that day in there.
412
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,985
Dicks.
413
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,853
I never believed in ghosts
414
00:16:45,989 --> 00:16:49,023
-until I saw ghost.
-Love that movie.
415
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,074
-Right?
-Yes.
416
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,910
And it's true,
they-they are around.
417
00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:55,663
I have one in my house right now
418
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,915
as we speak, I mean, he's not
haunting me or anything.
419
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,134
He's just kind of hanging out.
420
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,969
Like a college roommate
421
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,638
who's girlfriend lives
in a better dorm.
422
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,174
I always wanted to see ghosts,
but they never came to see me.
423
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,093
I was sure my aunt nan
was gonna haunt me.
424
00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:11,429
She was such a bitch.
It would be just like her
425
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:14,348
to come back from
the other side and torture me.
426
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,850
Well, maybe you have
to come over to my place
427
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,718
and meet my ghost roommate.
428
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:19,353
-That could be good.
-Yeah.
429
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:20,988
We could get little spooky.
430
00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:22,523
Yes, we can.
431
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,494
-mmm.
-I'm gonna go pee.
432
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:28,863
You stay here
and don't a move a muscle.
433
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:30,531
Okay.
434
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:34,368
Oil can.
435
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:37,789
if it isn't you again.
436
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:40,041
Oh, it is you again.
437
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,461
I like that we're becoming
more playful with each other.
438
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,346
Where's my mom, bob?
439
00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:46,714
I killed her.
440
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,884
I'm kidding.
I-I wouldn't kill her.
441
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,803
I might.
442
00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:55,523
uh, all right, I'm gonna
443
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:56,641
-go to my room.
-Okay.
444
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,693
Hey, uh, before you go, I-I just
445
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,528
wanted to say that...
446
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,231
I think you're doing
a really great job.
447
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,733
Thanks?
448
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,536
I hit my bottom
a few years back.
449
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,404
Not with alcohol.
450
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,207
But... With
a near-death experience.
451
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,208
Oh, my god.
452
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,943
Yeah, I was skydiving,
453
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,546
and you know at the end,
when you land and you run
454
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,882
for a little bit?
Well, I fell over instead
455
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,217
and got dragged and...
456
00:18:24,754 --> 00:18:26,420
...I broke my tibia.
457
00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:30,958
The-the near-death experience
was breaking your tibia?
458
00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:33,177
Yes.
459
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:36,063
It was a near-death experience
460
00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,932
until it wasn't.
461
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,435
So, anyway,
I went to physical therapy,
462
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,906
and healed my tibia
and I discovered my-my
463
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,991
true passion in life,
which is
464
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,310
helping other people.
And I became
465
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,996
a personal trainer, started
reading a lot of glennon doyle,
466
00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,949
which led the new me
to book club,
467
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,484
which led me to carol, your mom,
468
00:18:57,587 --> 00:18:59,587
and I've never been happier.
469
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,589
And that could be you.
470
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,160
Well, thank you
for the pep talk, bob.
471
00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,462
Well, I-I hope it was helpful.
472
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,164
-It was.
-Okay.
473
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,633
I'm glad that we got
a chance to chat,
474
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,887
because your mom speaks so...
So very highly of you.
475
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,504
Mm, I bet.
476
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,273
She told me all about
how you were the star
477
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,508
of your soccer high school team
478
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:23,311
and your time in new york
and working
479
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,845
at that website bzzzzzzzzzz.
480
00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,647
That's a...
That's an awesome name.
481
00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:29,817
We even took one of your quizzes
the other day.
482
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,986
W-what was the name of the quiz
we did the other day?
483
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,072
"which ariana grande
boyfriend are you?"
484
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:36,624
Yes!
485
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,493
That's right!
I was, uh, pete davidson.
486
00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:41,796
Which makes sense,
because I am...
487
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,749
Covered in crappy tattoos.
488
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:48,336
You are not.
489
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,005
all will be revealed
in the fullness of time.
490
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,641
You know what, actually, I think
I'm gonna go to felicia's
491
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,310
'cause I haven't seen
her in a little while, so...
492
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,513
-Love you.
-Love you.
493
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,990
nice initiative, samantha.
494
00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:11,075
Yeah, it's, uh,
495
00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,060
not as easy as it looks
when doris does it.
496
00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:14,328
Anyway, here's your paycheck.
497
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,413
-Oh.
-It is, in all honesty,
498
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:17,398
a very tiny amount of money.
499
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,566
But I'll slot you in for a few
extra shifts next week.
500
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,369
They're yours if you like cash.
501
00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:23,838
Yes, please, thank you.
I'll take anything.
502
00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:25,572
That's your first
sober paycheck.
503
00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:27,375
You should be proud.
504
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:33,714
♪ everybody wants to be a genius ♪
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♪ you're not the only one ♪
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♪ with all things that you might do ♪
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♪ which one of them will you get to? ♪
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