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When chimpanzees mate,
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their orgasms sound
remarkably like human orgasms.
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Hear for yourself.
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Okay.
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- Move it!
- We're taking over.
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But the chimpanzees' orgasms...
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Sound just like humans. Everybody knows!
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This is "Langley Dollar Listings"!
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And it's filmed here.
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In Langley Heights, to be exact.
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Very exclusive.
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You would never be allowed
up there, Steve.
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Here are the realtors!
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Trad. Lame.
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Clephanie. Lamer.
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Vebastian. Nice guy, horrible realtor.
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- Trashelle...
- Trashelle...
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Who's she?
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She's hands-down the best realtor.
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She has the coolest car...
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Ghost black Range Rover.
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- ...the biggest heels...
- 10-inchers.
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...and the hottest boyfriend.
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Tristan, a 19-year-old yoga model
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who's converting to Christianity for her
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even though he's never heard of it.
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She's what I would be
if I were a TV realtor.
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Tough, smart, a stone-cold closer.
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But the reason she's the best is because
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she's like me, dramatic!
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No, she's the best
because she's so smart.
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She always gets the right
buyers through the door.
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Nuh-unh. It's the drama!
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You're so stupid,
you remind me of clephanie.
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I remind you of a bad bitch
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that drives a tricked-out Kia Sonata?
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Keep trying to insult me.
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You're doing great.
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Hyundai makes the Sonata.
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Kia makes the Sorento.
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Shut up, Steve, you're such a Vebastian!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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- ? Good... ?
- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Hey, Geric, what's up?
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That's Geric.
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He runs the agency and
gives out all the listings.
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Oh, Trashelle, I've got some big news!
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I'm giving you the biggest listing
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in "Langley Dollar Listings" history...
Chateau Langley!
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Oh, my God!
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Chateau Langley is a 24-bedroom castle
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that overlooks the
amazing Langley ravine
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and hasn't been on the
market in 780 years.
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That's, like, before Columbus...
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Shut up!
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- I'm gonna go.
- Get out of here!
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Gahhh! Steve's terrible at watching TV.
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Aquarium trip!
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I'm only paying for
the first three people!
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Did I make it?
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Barely. What's that?
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Fancy pour-over coffees I made for us.
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Sorry, Jeff, I'm not interested.
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Because it was made by you.
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I understand.
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I'll buy that cup of coffee off ya.
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I was on my way to the coffee shop!
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Mmm, wow, this is amazing coffee!
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- How much?
- One money.
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Here you go!
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I would've paid way more.
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There. You got a little dollar, Jeff.
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- Happy?
- No!
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I'm gonna get a lot of little dollars!
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'Cause I'm gonna start selling my coffee
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to people walking by
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on their way to the
coffee shop right now!
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Instead of going to the aquarium?
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Yes. 'Cause that's how serious I am.
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I'm willing to give up laughing
at the sea otters for this.
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Sorry, laughing with the sea otters.
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Did we make the aquarium cut?
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Nobody's going to the aquarium.
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I guess we're doing a
coffee shop this week.
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Oh, no!
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I got all dolled up to
ask out that hot octopus.
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You saw her on the news!
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She picked two of the
last seven presidents.
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As everyone knows,
I recently gave Trashelle
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the Chateau Langley listing.
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Boo!
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But as everyone doesn't know,
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Trashelle has gone missing!
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Alright, gang, the posters have been up
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for a solid couple hours.
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It is time to for us to accept
Trashelle is not coming back.
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So let's all consider her dead.
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That's why we're turning to you,
loyal viewer!
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Instead of seeking a new agent
through professional avenues,
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we're asking our viewers to audition!
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I'm Memphis Stormfront,
and look at all these idiots
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standing in line,
praying to be the newest realtor
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on the smash-hit show,
"Langley Dollar Listings."
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482... Stormfront!
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So long, loyal viewers.
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I can finally admit I've
always hated weather.
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Even though I've been a realtor before,
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I stayed up watching all
the Trashelle episodes
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so I could sound smart like her.
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483... Francine!
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- Francine, that's you.
- Right!
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I was so focused on being smart
I forgot my name for a second.
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I know how to get the right
buyers through the door.
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- And how is that?
- I actually... don't know.
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I was just saying that.
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No, that's fine.
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The attitude is right.
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Can you tell me what these images are?
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Door, window, for-sale sign.
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Thank you.
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Send the next one in.
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I'm Shebecca Escrow,
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and I'll do anything to sell a house.
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I'll have sex with all the clients.
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I'll have sex with all the buyers.
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And I'll have sex with all of you.
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Hmm.
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I had so much fun
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make-believing I was a TV realtor today.
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And now to eat at the same salad bucket
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the realtors on the show eat at.
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A lot of people don't like salads
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'cause they're not filling enough.
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That's why I always
order mine all-garbanzo.
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This bad boy's about 30 pounds.
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Should keep me going
right into nap time.
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Gotta be honest,
pretty sure I got the job today.
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I had sex with Geric
and the other judge.
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And then to make sure the job was mine,
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I also had sex with the cameraman
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and the door handle on the way out.
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Hello?
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Yes!
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Great!
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That was Geric.
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I got the job!
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They said they loved my personality
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and I was the only person
to properly identify
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the images of the door,
window, and the for-sale sign.
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Window. Ahhh!
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There's your [BLEEP] window!
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Ahhh!
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I'm the new agent, Francine.
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I'm like a lemur monkey...
mostly business,
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but I will throw my own
shit at you if I have to.
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My first listing is a Danish modern
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owned by a super-rich pet dentist.
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So nice to meet you!
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Guunther, my property manager,
says you are the best!
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The most important thing is the home
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is made entirely of
ancient Danish alderwood
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and must be kept at precisely
64.2% humidity at all times
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thus... the air-lock
pressurization chamber.
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There are many rules about
who can enter the home
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which unfortunately I
cannot go over with you now.
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Grumpy cat has a cavity,
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and I must fly to Milan at once.
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Isn't Grumpy cat dead?
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Okay, fine.
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It's Grumpy cat's mistress.
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Now you know everything!
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I trust Mr. Umlaut filled you in
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on the home's unique attributes.
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- Roger?
- Guunther is the name.
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Yes, "Guunther."
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Why don't you show me the house?
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Before I show you the house,
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you must learn the rules of entry.
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Oh this one's important...
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"No shoes, no shirts, no problems."
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That's three separate rules.
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Shoes scuff the floor.
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Cotton shirts steal moisture.
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And leave your problems at the door,
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because this home does not
respond well to negative energy.
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Geric, I'm having real problems
selling that Danish house.
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- Love it!
- What?
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No, the business manager, Guunther,
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is making it impossible
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to even get buyers into the house.
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Which makes for great television!
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I didn't become the fourth
richest man in Langley
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by selling houses.
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I made my fortune being a TV star.
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That's where I know you from!
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Look, you just keep fighting
with cinnamon-bun-hair,
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and I'll give you a second listing.
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It's a sick mid-century
bachelor pad that...
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Another listing, eh?
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And she wasn't even gonna tell me, eh?
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When did I start saying "eh"
so much, eh?
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How many tuna sandwiches
did I have today, eh?
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Look at this fool, man.
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It takes him forever to make a coffee.
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Psh. You know you and I could
streamline his operation
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and double profits in a second.
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Move it into the...
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Garage, train a couple more people,
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- change the ordering system...
- Stop.
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You had me at "Jeff,
you have no say in this."
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I have an amazing new listing.
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A mid-century bachelor pad
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perfect for a rich bachelor
or a rich barren couple.
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To pull in those desirable buyers,
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I'm gonna throw an extravagant
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'60s Martini party
with a bar in the back.
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Can I get a Martini?
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Just a sec, making a batch right now.
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And what '60s party would be complete
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without a little acid?
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As you can see,
indoor-outdoor living at its finest.
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What the hell?!
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Roger! You dosed all these people!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm Jameson McSmirnoff,
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bartender for hire.
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Roger!
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Excuse me!
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I love this house.
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Like, I am in love with it.
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It has feelings and I have feelings
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and we have feelings for each other.
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I have to buy this house.
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I have the money.
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I'll pay you double.
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Please!
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You got in at the right time, Stan.
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I don't know, Klaus,
all that new equipment
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kinda set me back.
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Now's the time to turn the profit.
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You gotta cut costs.
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Get cheaper beans.
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And I know the place.
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I got some boys down in B-town
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that said they can get me a deal.
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Bogot�? Sounds legit. We're in.
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Cool. You gonna tell Jeff?
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- No.
- Cool.
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I'm feeling good.
261
00:11:37,581 --> 00:11:40,916
Not only did I sell the
mid-century bachelor pad,
262
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:44,453
but I also think I have a
buyer for the Danish house.
263
00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:46,855
I thought you had a buyer.
264
00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:48,857
I do. He's right here.
265
00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:50,191
On my phone.
266
00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:51,193
Oh.
267
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:53,328
Then I guess you can bring him in.
268
00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,730
Wait! Does he have proof of funds?
269
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,268
Not only do I have the
money but I have the funny!
270
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,338
Is that the CEO of Octadual?
271
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:06,141
He's funnier than I remember.
272
00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:13,414
Oh, Francine!
273
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:15,350
Just heard you sold
that humid Danish house
274
00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:17,953
and cinnamon bun was pissed!
275
00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:19,755
Hey, I'm a closer.
276
00:12:19,757 --> 00:12:22,157
That's why I'm giving
you the dream listing,
277
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,293
Chateau Langley!
278
00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:25,760
Thank you, Geric!
279
00:12:25,762 --> 00:12:29,030
I promise to make you
and Trashelle proud.
280
00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:30,899
Oh, yeah, Trashelle,
281
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,234
my missing and presumed dead employee!
282
00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:45,580
Congratulations on your new listing,
Francine.
283
00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:47,516
How did you know I was here?
284
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:50,185
Oh, I'm just following
you 24/7 at this point.
285
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,988
- But I came to apologize.
- Really?
286
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:55,324
Yes. I shouldn't have interfered.
287
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:57,392
If I had just let you do real estate
288
00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:58,727
your dumb, boring way,
289
00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:00,662
you would have ruined
the show and been fired.
290
00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:02,597
I knew you weren't sorry!
291
00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:04,466
I was supposed to be the
one that got the spot!
292
00:13:04,468 --> 00:13:06,468
I was the one that
went to the open house
293
00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,269
and hid in a spice
rack until it was over
294
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,271
and pushed Trashelle into the ravine.
295
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,341
- Roger!
- Quit the show, Francine.
296
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:17,146
Or I will make every day of
your real-estate life hell.
297
00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:19,014
I'll treat you fine at home, but...
298
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:20,749
- Oh, God!
- Aah!
299
00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:22,751
Roger! Help!
300
00:13:22,753 --> 00:13:24,553
Aah!
301
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,087
Francine!
302
00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:28,957
I hope she's okay.
303
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,225
Here's some cornnuts!
304
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,893
I'll come get you in a couple months
305
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,695
when I get bored of this.
306
00:13:33,697 --> 00:13:34,830
I'm hungry.
307
00:13:34,832 --> 00:13:37,399
Thank God I tied a
string to those cornnuts.
308
00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:42,104
Hey! Let go!
309
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,573
Aaah!
310
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,376
I've said it before,
and I'll say it again...
311
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:50,446
Thank God I tied a
string to these cornnuts!
312
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,188
Good, you're up.
313
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,989
Trashelle?
314
00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:03,192
A fan. And you are?
315
00:14:03,194 --> 00:14:04,659
Francine.
316
00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:08,197
I actually took your spot on
the show after you disappeared.
317
00:14:08,199 --> 00:14:10,599
And I know the person
that pushed you down here.
318
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,333
That little goblin woman?
319
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:15,737
Yes. I'm so sorry you're down here.
320
00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,806
Don't be! Getting pushed in the ravine
321
00:14:17,808 --> 00:14:20,542
was the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
322
00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,411
Don't you miss real estate?
323
00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,613
Oh, I'm still in real estate.
324
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,216
I'm selling trees like crazy out here.
325
00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:29,418
I just helped a growing squirrel family
326
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:32,487
buy their first oak this morning.
327
00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:34,355
Makes it all worth it.
328
00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,357
How do squirrels buy things?
329
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:39,228
It's a pretty complicated
currency system
330
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:43,565
based on the disputed
weight of an average acorn.
331
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:47,368
Trashelle,
you have a big bump on your head.
332
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,770
I do? Where?
333
00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:51,039
Alalalalalala.
334
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:54,709
But, hey, you know what they say
about squirrel real estate...
335
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:56,311
It's nuts!
336
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,180
Oh, no.
337
00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:02,851
Alright, Langley Listings real estate,
338
00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:04,052
major announcement!
339
00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:05,586
Hey, where's Geric?
340
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,038
Why isn't he our boss anymore?
341
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,174
Shut up, Trad! I run the show now!
342
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,910
Everyone needs to stop fixating
on Geric and his whereabouts
343
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,379
and start focusing on
tomorrow's big event...
344
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,181
Tristan's baptism!
345
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,448
Where am I?
346
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,317
I got Trashelle's fianc�, Tristan,
347
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:23,188
and tomorrow he is gonna
convert to Christianity for me!
348
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,723
It'll be the biggest event
349
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:27,192
in "Langley Dollar Listings" history!
350
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,860
This is so weird.
351
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,529
Can I please go back to my condo?
352
00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:31,996
If I don't show up on Thursday,
353
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,865
my spin class will come looking for me.
354
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,200
No, Clephanie, you can't.
355
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,202
We're all gonna stay here
and hook up and fight
356
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,937
so we have a lot of drama tomorrow.
357
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,272
Vebastian, kiss Trad on the lips.
358
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,141
Uh, no!
359
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:44,743
Drama!
360
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,545
Are you getting my good side?
361
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,747
Trick question. I have two good sides.
362
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:51,750
It's my front that's the problem.
363
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:54,352
Well, better start climbing.
364
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,754
Damn.
365
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:57,756
Sure is steep.
366
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,491
Oh that reminds me!
I have something for you.
367
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,692
Chonkers!
368
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,897
Your famous 10-inch heels?!
369
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,099
They're super sharp and
will help you climb out.
370
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,969
Plus they're pretty unwieldy out here.
371
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,704
I actually accidentally
killed a client of mine
372
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,239
backing up the other day.
373
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,642
You sure you don't want
to go back with me?
374
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,578
No. No, I'm not.
375
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,114
Now go be the star of
"Langley Dollar Listings"!
376
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,385
And tell Tristan I'll always love him.
377
00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:28,987
Until his mid-20s!
378
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,458
Whoo!
379
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,659
I got to hand it to you Klaus,
380
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,461
with the Colombian beans you ordered,
381
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,996
we're moving a lot more cups.
382
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,665
Yeah, people like this coffee
a lot more than Jeff's.
383
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,602
People are passionate about this coffee.
384
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:49,007
Yesterday a guy said
he'd blow me for a cup.
385
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,942
I'll do a lot more than that!
386
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,477
That was my opening offer!
387
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,880
Cup of Joe for my hard-workin'
brethren at the DEA?
388
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,348
We have reason to believe
389
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,083
cocaine has been coming into the country
390
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,953
through coffee shipments to this store,
391
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:05,890
and the coffee itself
may be coated in cocaine.
392
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,493
- Ohhhh.
- Makes sense.
393
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,695
Shut it down!
394
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,710
Can we still go to the aquarium?
395
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,246
And now, by the powers vested in me
396
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,449
by tendollarreverend.com,
397
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:32,451
I baptize thee!
398
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:33,518
No, please.
399
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,986
Yoga's my religion!
400
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:36,521
But you'd convert for Trashelle.
401
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,722
I loved her!
402
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,459
I don't even know who you are!
403
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:42,327
Yay! You're Christian now!
404
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,929
Stop this baptism at once!
405
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,599
Hey, that's the lady we worked
with for a little while.
406
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,401
Francine, you're okay!
407
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,003
I came to take the show back.
408
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:54,539
Oh, look who's all empowered now.
409
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:58,677
Whoever captures her gets three
extra close-ups an episode!
410
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,479
You should be stopping her!
411
00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:03,882
She pushed Trashelle into
the bottom of the ravine
412
00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:07,819
where she's still alive and well... ish.
413
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,488
- Praise Jesus!
- That's a lie!
414
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:12,124
And even if it isn't,
she certainly has no proof.
415
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,625
Trashelle's heels!
416
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,362
I don't like this drama.
417
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,297
This is bad drama.
418
00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:21,200
That's the state-of-the-art
419
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,118
home security lockdown function!
420
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,386
We gotta get out of here!
421
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,188
Help!
422
00:18:32,062 --> 00:18:33,462
Oh, thank God!
423
00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:35,396
It's like "The Descent" in here!
424
00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:36,665
I never saw that movie.
425
00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:39,134
Yes, you did. We saw it together!
426
00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:40,469
That was "Hostel"!
427
00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:43,472
No, we saw "Descent"
because we liked "Hostel."
428
00:18:43,474 --> 00:18:44,806
You know what? Forget it.
429
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,075
Just promise me you'll quit the show
430
00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:47,276
and I'll let you go.
431
00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:49,445
Never! I think I know a way out.
432
00:18:51,148 --> 00:18:53,282
- Where are we?
- The east wing.
433
00:18:53,284 --> 00:18:55,084
We just passed the dog gym.
434
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,753
That would be perfect
for my French bulldog.
435
00:18:57,755 --> 00:19:00,155
She's gotten too fat
for her wedding dress.
436
00:19:00,962 --> 00:19:02,157
Ow, my feet!
437
00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:03,224
The floor is burning!
438
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,026
The whole house has heated floors!
439
00:19:05,028 --> 00:19:07,028
He must've jacked them way up.
440
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,363
Come on!
441
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,066
Jump!
442
00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:18,107
The home still has many of the
original medieval passages.
443
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,913
Gotta be honest, guys.
444
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,581
You found a room with no camera in it.
445
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,249
Your feet burnin' off yet?
446
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,952
You ready to give up?
447
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:36,325
Francine, thank you for saving my life.
448
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:37,792
And for selling this house.
449
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:40,795
You're welcome,
but I didn't sell the house.
450
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:43,332
But you did, to me!
451
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:44,599
This place has everything
452
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,601
I've been looking for in a house.
453
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,404
That's why I started
"Langley Dollar Listings"
454
00:19:49,406 --> 00:19:50,539
in the first place.
455
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,449
Only one problem.
456
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,679
You can't buy it, because you're
at the bottom of the ravine.
457
00:19:58,437 --> 00:20:01,282
- No, I'm not...
- Ahhhhhh!
458
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,751
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
459
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:06,421
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
460
00:20:06,423 --> 00:20:09,624
Tristan saved my life.
461
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,227
Did you let him out of the cage?
462
00:20:12,229 --> 00:20:13,629
No.
463
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,232
It was me, Francine!
464
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:18,767
Good ol' Chonkers!
465
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:22,538
I always had a thing for you.
466
00:20:24,441 --> 00:20:28,109
Alalalala.
467
00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:32,647
So, you guys got the show canceled?
468
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:36,317
Yeah, and they replaced it
with some lame new show.
469
00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:43,099
_
470
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,268
Hey, I'm in this show.
471
00:20:56,207 --> 00:20:58,140
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
472
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:01,910
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