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Do you think there's sex
in heaven?
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Coleen loved sex.
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Yeah, of course.
I mean, it's heaven.
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I bet everyone looks great naked
with the lights on, too.
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Wow.
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She was the first one of al
of us to lose her virginity.
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A real trailblazer, that one.
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She was such a mentor.
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Do you remember
at the church carnival,
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when she taught us how to
work a churro with our mouths?
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Yeah. I ate mine.
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Excuse me. Do you mind? Kind of.
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I mean, our friend just died,
so we're having a little picnic.
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Reminiscing.
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That's my wife. No. I don't...
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Pretty sure it's our friend.
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Oh, yeah, I'm pretty
sure it's our friend.
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I wrote it down.
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This is 178. We're 176.
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Oh, there's her
grave. Thanks, Amy.
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Oh, you know what?
It was a bloppy pen.
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And the cap... Hey.
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- I'm just trying to get...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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So sorry. Alright.
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Peace be with you.
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Coleen? Oh, where is she?
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Here she is. Col?
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There she is. Found her.
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There she is.
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Hi, welcome to Fields.
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I hope you find everything
you're looking for today!
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You don't like... That's
my friendly Fields face.
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I just... I don't
believe you care
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if I found everything
I'm looking for.
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Hi! Welcome to Fields.
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I hope you find everything
you're looking for.
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Wow. You are so phony. Thanks.
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I've been married
to Dan for 16 years.
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I'm good at faking things.
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It helps to fantasize
about my trainer.
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I'm not here. I'm not here.
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I'm just grabbing a vat of
coffee, and then... thank you...
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I am taking the
kids to the park,
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because I'm a hands-on
mother now in the afternoons.
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You hate the park. Mm-hmm.
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You know you can't just
leave them there, right?
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Yeah. I'll be in a car nearby.
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Oh. Ding-ding.
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My 15 minutes is up.
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I have to get back
to register three.
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Hi. Welcome to Fields... No.
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What time are we
going to Coleen's?
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Is it still Coleen's, or are
we calling it Brian's now?
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No, let's call it Brian's house.
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No, no, no. That's
weird. That's weird.
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Oh, I just got a
dick pic from Henry.
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Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no.
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It's Dick Clark. Calm down.
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I haven't seen a
dick in a long time,
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but looks better
than I remember.
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Mm. Mm.
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Maybe your trainer
will send you one.
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Amy.
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Uh, maybe... maybe don't dance.
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Oh. Store policy?
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No.
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Sarah?
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Oh, my God.
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I heard you were working
here, but I didn't believe it.
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I'm Diana, the ex-wife.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hope you found everything
you were looking for.
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Paper or plastic? Paper? Great.
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Uh, is this life change
because Coleen died,
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or is it because of me.
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I would just hate to
be responsible for...
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this. No, I just...
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I wanted a fun
job, and this is fun.
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Fun.
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You never liked fun
when we were married.
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Oh, that's because you
were having all the fun
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with our acupuncturist.
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Mm.
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I'm worried about you, Sarah.
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You know, if you're
worried about me,
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maybe you shouldn't buy
$11.39 sriracha on my credit card.
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Nice recall, Sarah. Thank you.
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I can't afford this
on a nurse's salary.
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That's why I got
spousal support.
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Right. Fine.
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I will put it back. Great.
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Um, we don't talk our
customers out of expensive stuff.
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
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So, she should just
have everything?
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Yeah. Okay. Alright. Yeah.
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You'll just get everything.
Yeah. Hey, you know what?
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Take this and this and
everything, and you know what?
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While you're spending my money,
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why don't you just
take everything?
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Here you go.
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Everything. Look at you.
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Just take, take, take.
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Oh. If you want me to.
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Please take care of yourself.
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Bye. Nice to meet you, Diane!
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Diana. Diana!
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I'm having fun, Diana.
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This is fun!
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I guess the receipt
should go to you.
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Uh, there's a coupon
for fabric softener
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we have on sale th... this week.
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Next on line! Oh,
there's no one there.
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Mommy's home from work.
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Hi! Oh. Hi.
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I thought you were an intruder.
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Nope. Just their mother.
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I'm still not used to you
coming home in the afternoon.
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Well, get used to it.
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Oh, you know what?
It's Mommy's assistant.
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Hi, Donna. What's up?
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Chef Mary isn't sure she
wants to host the show tomorrow.
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She thinks we're too rinky dink.
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Rinky dink?
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Her specialty's
parking lot barbecue.
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You can't fix trash.
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Okay, can you just get on
a Zoom and I'll kiss her ass?
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Let me see if I can figure
out how to log on this time.
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You want me to stay with
the kids so you can work?
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I have to come back at
5:00 anyway so you can
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go to your attractive,
deceased friend's house.
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Such an odd thing
to say. No, I'm good.
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It's just gonna be
10 minutes of work.
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I'm a great multi-tasker.
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You should see
me text and drive.
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Barely any typos. I don't mind.
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No, I'm good. It's
good, good, good.
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You go. Okay.
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She's dying for me
to ask her for help,
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but I'm not gonna give
her the satisfaction.
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Isn't she your babysitter?
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It's a complicated
relationship, Donna.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Yes! Perfect!
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Here, I'll take that. Huh.
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There you go. Great job.
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Come on.
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That's using your core.
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How'd that feel?
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Something's not working.
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You're not leaving
me for Pump It Gym
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now that they have
racquetball now, are you?
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No, I would never go that.
154
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Okay. I plateaued.
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I didn't lose any weight
this week. I feel bulky.
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Okay. Alright, alright,
alright, lookit, lookit.
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The more glycogen stores
and fat you have to lose,
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the more "fuel" there is
to work this process, right?
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So more calorie burn.
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But when you lose weight,
there's less glycogen,
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less calorie burn.
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Temporarily.
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So, you're not bulky.
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You're beautiful.
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Stop it. No, no, no, I mean it.
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Come on. Say it to me.
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You're beautiful.
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No. Jodie, come
on. Let me hear it.
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You're beautiful. Thank you.
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Come on. Come here.
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We're gonna say
it in the mirror.
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Say it to yourself, right here.
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Gimme five. Start now.
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You're beautiful, you're
beautiful, you're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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There you go. Keep going.
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You're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
180
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You're beautiful.
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Mom, did you just
call lasagna beautiful?
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No. I was calling
myself beautiful.
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Because I am.
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And so are you.
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Ew, Mom.
You're so cringe right now.
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I'm going to the
mall for dinner.
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Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad.
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Hi. How was your day?
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Exhausting.
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You're lucky you get
to lounge around all day.
191
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Well, I wouldn't say I lounge.
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I cleaned the rugs, did
carpool, made a lasagna,
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and, oh, I worked out.
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You don't need to work out.
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Now that you're
40, it's all downhill.
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Why fight it?
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Mm. Good lasagna.
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Love you, Jode. I'm
39 and three-quarters.
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No, no, no, no! Unsend my text!
200
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Unsend my text!
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Come on.
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I want down. Okay.
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Um, so, uh, okay, where were we?
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You're in the exact same
place you were hours ago
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when we started this thing.
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Okay. Right. So...
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Mommy, look at this
cool drawing I made of a falcon!
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Just give me five minutes, okay?
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It's a crisis.
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Like climate change?
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Yeah.
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Just like it, except
it's gonna affect me.
213
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Can I get a car, to
and from the set?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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Mommy! Um...
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When should Donna pick you up?
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Okay.
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Mary, I'll be right there!
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Mr. Falcone, shut your blower!
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I can't believe this day.
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There we go.
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Okay.
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So, when should, um,
Donna... She hung up.
224
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What? She hung up.
225
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Can you just get that
bum-fire cooking idiot back?
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Still here. Just
turned off my camera.
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Ohhh. That's how that works.
228
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Maybe we'll see a Yellow
Rump Warbler at the park.
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They feed on fruits
like berries and figs,
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though figs are not really fruit
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because they're
pollinated by wasps
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that can be found
dead inside them.
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Yeah. Okay.
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You know what? Who's
excited to go to the park?
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I might even get out of the car.
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Gloria, what are you
doing back so soon?
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Soon? It's 5:00.
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It is?
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Already? How is that possible?
240
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Did you get all your work done?
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I did.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hmm. I have
time to spare, too.
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Hi, you guys.
I've had the worst day.
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Ohh.
246
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Okay, so Lila shouldn't
be using a grown-up fork,
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'cause she could, you
know, poke herself or worse.
248
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Oh, crap. Really?
249
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Well, I guess butter
knives are a no.
250
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Look at you, being a mother
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and knowing what's
dangerous for kids.
252
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It is impressive, babe.
253
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Where did all this
food come from?
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Meal train.
255
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,193
You know, the women
from our church.
256
00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,862
Henry, we have to join a
church before I drop dead.
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Yeah, working on it.
258
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,106
Hey, Bri, we got any of that
259
00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:11,624
breadcrumb mac
n' cheese this week?
260
00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:14,110
Yeah, behind the chili, next to
the beef stew we had last night.
261
00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:15,461
Oh, yeah.
262
00:09:15,463 --> 00:09:18,131
How often do you
come here to eat?
263
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,224
My friend needs me right now.
264
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,301
I'm here for you, buddy.
265
00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:23,210
No matter how
many entrees it takes.
266
00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:26,139
Dan can't make
it. Ocular migraine.
267
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,232
Yes!
268
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,143
I am on a Dan
excuse-not-to-see-us roll.
269
00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:32,962
I had "Stuck in
Atlanta due to weather."
270
00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:34,221
Oh, I got tapeworm.
271
00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:36,758
I'll write you a check, Brian.
272
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,134
Hey.
273
00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,560
Should we be on the meal train?
274
00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:40,637
Why?
275
00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,913
We don't want to
have sex with Brian.
276
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,230
And we're like family.
277
00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,325
We don't have to
do nice stuff like that.
278
00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:46,476
Yeah.
279
00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:48,169
You guys can go
smell Coleen's clothes.
280
00:09:49,906 --> 00:09:52,424
I know you smell
Coleen's clothes.
281
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,483
Okay.
282
00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:55,927
Wait, let me just
wipe her face off first.
283
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,838
Wow, look at you
being so loving.
284
00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,914
I can be tender.
285
00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,749
Ah. Move.
286
00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:04,344
She looks so much like Coleen.
287
00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:06,921
Yeah, especially
with food all over her face.
288
00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,832
Good girl.
289
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:13,427
Lavender, diaper
cream, and the food court.
290
00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,672
I hated that lavender spray.
291
00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,598
Here, g-give it to
me. I wanna smell it.
292
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,677
Yes! I knew this was
in here somewhere.
293
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,454
Ah! Oh, candy.
294
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,106
Nope.
295
00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:26,791
I can't. I plateaued.
296
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,034
It's cancer pot.
297
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,869
It's a psychoactive cannabinoid.
298
00:10:29,871 --> 00:10:31,963
It's a hallucinogenic.
299
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,131
It'll stay in your
system for days.
300
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,708
Yeah, that's what
the package promises.
301
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,193
I had a bad day.
302
00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:39,379
Oh, did you expect
to like the park?
303
00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:40,880
You know, we don't
go for ourselves.
304
00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:41,973
It never happened.
305
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,141
I got caught up
with a work thing
306
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,717
and then let the kids down.
307
00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:46,202
Guys, I tried to juggle.
308
00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:48,538
I thought it would be easy,
like texting and driving.
309
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,206
Amy, will you try to text me?
310
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,133
I think my phone is broken.
I'm not getting anything.
311
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:54,043
Who are you waiting
to get a text from?
312
00:10:54,045 --> 00:10:55,712
Everyone you like is here.
313
00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,716
Is it that trainer?
314
00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:00,808
It is!
315
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:03,720
You guys, I texted him at 4:00.
316
00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:04,904
No response.
317
00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:07,240
Well, maybe yearbook
committee ran late tonight.
318
00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:09,742
No, no, it's probably just
he can't be on his screens
319
00:11:09,744 --> 00:11:11,336
'til his homework is done.
320
00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,157
Hey. Do not text him.
321
00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,324
Do not.
322
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,177
- No. No. No!
- Do I need to take your phone?
323
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,512
No!
324
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,996
I promise.
325
00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:24,099
I'm having a cannabinoid.
326
00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:28,761
Because I'm fun.
327
00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,021
Since when?
328
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,431
Diana came into Fields today.
329
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:34,600
She called me not fun,
so I'm gonna be fun,
330
00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:35,694
just to spite her.
331
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,420
She came into Fields? What?
332
00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:39,180
It was bound to happen.
They have the best coffee.
333
00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:41,015
Oh, I know. She
bought a pound of it.
334
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:42,258
Hazelnut, with my credit card.
335
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,110
She still has your
credit card? Yeah.
336
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,370
She has it in my
house, actually,
337
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,706
with my furniture and
my stationary bike.
338
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,600
You remind me of the
tree character in that book,
339
00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:53,027
"The Giving Tree", where
you just keep letting her
340
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,788
take and take and
take until there's...
341
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,123
What, not a lot left?
342
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,717
I-I didn't finish the book.
343
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,126
It's like 12 pages.
344
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,628
I'm a recently working mother.
345
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,871
You know what?
346
00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:05,390
I should have taken the tree.
347
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,892
Remember the one
Coleen planted when we...
348
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,469
When I bought the house?
349
00:12:09,471 --> 00:12:10,729
Yes.
350
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,122
Diana's at work.
351
00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:15,959
Oh, we could go there.
We could just take it.
352
00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,794
At 6:12, on a school night?
353
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,886
Mm.
354
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,554
Well, what would I do with it?
355
00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,907
She has my lawn.
356
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,151
We give it to Brian and Lila.
357
00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:28,137
It would provide fruit and
shade for years to come.
358
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:31,732
It would be our
contribution to the meal train.
359
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,159
Yes! Yeah. Okay.
360
00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:34,252
I'm in. You're in.
361
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,736
Yes. You're driving.
362
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,330
I can't. I ate a gummy.
363
00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:39,090
I shouldn't have held it.
364
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,151
Brian!
365
00:12:42,153 --> 00:12:45,171
- Brian, you're driving too fast.
- This is fast?
366
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:48,082
- What's the plan?
- Get the fig tree.
367
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:50,493
- Shh!
- Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh!
368
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,662
Have to hurry, and be quiet!
369
00:12:52,664 --> 00:12:54,105
Quiet!
370
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,607
Keep the engine running. Shh!
371
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,350
Okay. Shh!
372
00:12:57,352 --> 00:13:00,195
I'm not gonna see
my bed tonight.
373
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:07,193
Good thing I
brought brisket. Ooh.
374
00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:09,037
Oh.
375
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,623
Guys, I don't want
to toot my own horn,
376
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,107
but I'm really good at this.
377
00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:14,441
I always told Henry that
they'd never find his body,
378
00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:17,278
and now I actually believe it.
379
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,131
Oh. My heart is racing so fast.
380
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,966
What if I'm having
a heart attack?
381
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,027
I have to text
Matt, say goodbye.
382
00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:26,137
You had one gummy. I had two.
383
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,532
They were stuck together. Amy.
384
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:32,644
This fig has a face.
385
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:33,627
Okay, you know what?
386
00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:34,795
No. This isn't fair.
387
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:36,039
I was pounding those gummies.
388
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,149
You had, like, two each. Three!
389
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,633
I found one smushed to my elbow.
390
00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:42,153
Woo! I feel nothing.
391
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,229
C'mere.
392
00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:47,233
Psst-psst. Over here!
393
00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:49,719
Don't be scared. I don't bite.
394
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,145
I get bit. Huh?
395
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,664
There you go. Focus.
396
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,832
Jeez, settle down.
397
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,000
You two. You two ladies.
398
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,744
Wait a minute. Are you buzzed?
399
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,159
Coleen? Coleen?
400
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,994
No, no, no. I'm a fig.
401
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,329
What's wrong with you?
402
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,074
What's wrong with
me? You're a talking fig.
403
00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:13,409
So what? You let your son down.
404
00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:14,668
He'll be fine.
405
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,430
The park will be there
tomorrow, unless they finally
406
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:20,099
take that poison
groundwater thing seriously.
407
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,434
What if he's not fine?
408
00:14:21,436 --> 00:14:23,177
What if he grows up to
be one of those people
409
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,104
that talks to
strangers on planes?
410
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:26,513
Then that's my fault.
411
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,867
Who's she talking to? Mm-mm.
412
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,093
You're feisty.
413
00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:32,261
Ooh, and cute.
414
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:33,520
You ever get figgy with it?
415
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,190
No. What? How
would that even work?
416
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:38,284
Only one way to find out, toots.
417
00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:41,104
Ugh. Who are you talking to?
418
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:42,363
This creep.
419
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,107
Oh, that's the fig with a face.
420
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,109
And the dirty mouth.
421
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:47,534
Mm-mm-mm.
422
00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:50,796
We're done.
423
00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:53,207
Hey, Jodie, who are you texting?
424
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:55,968
Jodie. What did I
say?
425
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,120
Better not be the cops.
426
00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:59,122
Okay, who texts the cops?
427
00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:00,139
Jodie, give it to me.
428
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:01,382
No, I'm just, um... Jodie.
429
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:02,734
I'm just e-mailing
moms from the school.
430
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,051
Jodie! Lice is going around!
431
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:04,903
Don't come near me! Stay away!
432
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,462
Give it to me! Stay away!
433
00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:07,739
Are you trying to get
lice on me? Stay away!
434
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,740
Jodie, no! Is it contagious?
435
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,299
Jodie! No! Get the lice!
436
00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:12,744
Give it to me! Give it to me!
437
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,321
Sheila Marcholi's brisket's
even better at room temp.
438
00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:18,232
Hey, man, these ladies
must have really loved Col.
439
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,751
They've just been so brave.
440
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,994
One did my laundry.
441
00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:24,738
Another one was mowing
my lawn this morning.
442
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:28,593
She even brought her own
mower so she wouldn't bother me.
443
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,671
It was really nice.
444
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:34,157
They're not being nice.
445
00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:35,992
They want a piece of that.
446
00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:38,995
No. No, dude.
You're wrong, okay?
447
00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,497
They know that
I'm a grieving man.
448
00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:43,166
There's nothing sexier
than a man sloppy crying
449
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:45,668
at his wife's funeral.
450
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:46,927
See this?
451
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,838
This is "I want you" rice.
452
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,265
Okay, that's basmati.
453
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:56,287
And enjoy it, because
the meal train, it ends here.
454
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,031
What are you talking about?
455
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,851
You're joking, right?
456
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,295
Don't derail this train now.
457
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,464
We're eating like kings.
458
00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,359
Okay. You're right. Yeah.
459
00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:12,211
Pass me Mrs.
Ragusa's rice pudding.
460
00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,046
She's a grandma.
That's gotta be safe.
461
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,865
Back on the train.
462
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,125
Ahh. Alright.
463
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,960
Is that cinnamon swirl
in the shape of a...
464
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,980
Mrs. Ragusa.
465
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,707
Is Mr. Ragusa in the picture?
466
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:27,210
It's his mower!
467
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,731
Give me the phone,
Jodie. - It's fine.
468
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,049
I need it. Oh, come on!
469
00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:34,993
Jodie! Guys, guys!
Shh, shh, shh!
470
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:35,901
Oh! Oh!
471
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,161
Oop! Ahh.
472
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,904
Guys, guys, if I get
caught for trespassing,
473
00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:40,573
I'll lose my medical license.
474
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:43,726
Who cares? You're
not a doctor anymore.
475
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,003
Oh, yeah.
476
00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:48,489
I went to med
school for eight years,
477
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:51,917
and now I bag groceries with
a 15-year-old who has braces.
478
00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:54,161
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
479
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,164
You threw away a
really good career.
480
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,017
Really good career.
481
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,244
But I'm having fun.
482
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:03,079
Hey, you know
what's even better?
483
00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:05,097
Raise it up. Up top. Up top.
484
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,860
You are being fun.
485
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,195
Hmm?
486
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,032
The word "fun" is weird.
487
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,092
Fun. Fun.
488
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,184
Fun. Fun.
489
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,262
Fun. There we go.
490
00:17:19,264 --> 00:17:21,614
Fun. No, no, no, no!
491
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:23,282
Yes! Yes, yes.
492
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:27,027
Oh, guys. You just
made me kill pervy fig.
493
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,288
Fine. I texted him.
494
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:32,199
I'm weak, okay? It's
not like that's news.
495
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,551
No, don't beat yourself up.
496
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,779
High school relationships
are tough to navigate at 40.
497
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:39,115
I am 39 and 3/4.
498
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,967
I'm not even a good cashier.
499
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,143
Oh, yeah. That's a
great hug for you guys.
500
00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:54,280
I'm happy that
you're having a hug.
501
00:17:57,969 --> 00:17:59,193
Alright. Off you go.
502
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:00,486
Maybe we'll see
503
00:18:00,488 --> 00:18:02,229
a Yellow Rump
Warbler at the park.
504
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:05,065
They feed on fruits
like berries and figs,
505
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,250
though figs are
not really fruit,
506
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,477
because they're
pollinated by wasps
507
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,146
that can be found
dead inside them.
508
00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,998
I was listening.
509
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,317
I am a good mom.
510
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:17,653
Oh, Luke is gonna love this.
511
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:19,705
Okay. Okay.
512
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,765
I'm still having fun.
513
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,007
Alright, we gave it a good shot.
514
00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:24,102
That's it. Let's go. Wait!
515
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,846
We can't just leave
without the tree.
516
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:32,926
I did not stay out past 7:00
on a school night for nothing!
517
00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:37,006
What just happened? Dude.
518
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:40,934
I am really high
or really strong.
519
00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,863
I'm going with really strong.
520
00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:45,865
Amy, can I text Matt
521
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,274
and tell him I used
my core strength?
522
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,034
You can do anything you want.
523
00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:53,356
I'm terrified of you right now.
524
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:55,858
On second thought,
I'm a strong woman.
525
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,285
I don't need his approval. Hmm.
526
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,304
Okay. I can't... I can't...
527
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,032
Okay. Good. That's
good, that's good.
528
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,125
And I'm done. I'm done.
529
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,536
You actually dug a
tree out of the ground.
530
00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:08,962
Yeah.
531
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,481
No one would find my body.
532
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,891
Told you.
533
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:16,061
Brian, this is for you and Lila.
534
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,638
Col planted it,
535
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,033
and it can provide fruit
and shade for years to come.
536
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,994
Wow. That's really nice.
537
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,328
Let's get a picture.
Come on, you guys.
538
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,238
We should probably
go. I want Lila.
539
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,073
Look at the shovel I
got us. That's great.
540
00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:30,835
And this is so much better.
541
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,728
Guys, get tight.
542
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:37,233
So good. It's so good. You're
so sweet when you're asleep.
543
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:39,752
Wait, Li... Hey, Lila.
544
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,905
Someone's here.
545
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:45,074
Oh. Oh.
546
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:46,475
I haven't seen her in a bit.
547
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:52,023
Sarah, what the hell?
548
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,601
I ate a cannabinoid
and I took my tree back.
549
00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:56,936
You know why?
550
00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:58,362
'Cause it turns out
551
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,847
I'm fun.
552
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,593
Oh, shh, she's gonna
see you. Let's go.
553
00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:05,778
I can see you.
554
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,706
Shh! Just grabbing the tree.
555
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,449
Dianaaaa. Seriously?
556
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:12,101
Goodnight.
557
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,269
Hey.
558
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,955
Look at... hrhhh... look
at what I got for Like.
559
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,790
That's disgusting. Yeah.
560
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,442
He'll love it. I know.
561
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,611
Look at you, knowing
what our son will love.
562
00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,263
Yeah.
563
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,285
Oh, it's Diana,
"checking in" again.
564
00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:32,471
Well, maybe she saw a glimpse
of fun Sarah and wants you back.
565
00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:34,065
No, if she wanted that,
she wouldn't text me
566
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,474
four times in one night.
567
00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:38,294
See, now, I think getting
as many as eight texts
568
00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:40,071
within an hour is hot.
569
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,964
It's a huge turnoff.
570
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,148
Not always. Always.
571
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,483
Not everyone... Everyone.
572
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,393
I'm not here... I'm just
getting a vat of coffee
573
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,137
and then I'm taking
my kids to the park.
574
00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,914
You can sit with
us for two minutes.
575
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,416
I'll put two tables together.
576
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,586
Whoa. Okay.
577
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,004
Oh, wow.
578
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:03,910
Psst-psst.
579
00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:06,338
Good morning, sleepyhead.
580
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,598
Sarah, um,
581
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,751
how long does a cannabinoid
stay in one's system?
582
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:16,983
Huh.
583
00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:19,007
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