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That's the smoothie bar.
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This is where they keep
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the citrus-soaked towels
for extra-sweaty workouts.
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That's the steam room.
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And, oh, yeah, all the
gym-y stuff is over there.
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Yeah. Now, that's what
I'm here for. The gym-y stuff.
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Yeah, we found this place
a few weeks ago.
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I already feel like a new woman.
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I really get
intense workouts in here.
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I bet. This is the first gym
I've ever seen
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with a "do not resuscitate"
option.
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I am so excited
we got you guys to join.
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Yeah,
and that has nothing
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to do with
the smoothie bar credit
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for new referrals?
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Uh, absolutely not.
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Now, if you'll
excuse us,
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we have $80 in smoothies
to drink.
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Man,
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this place
looks intense.
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Good thing
I got these
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new toe shoes
for my workouts.
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Dave,
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the purpose of shoes
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is so that people
don't have to see your toes.
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David,
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you don't have to buy every
cool thing you see online.
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Oh, hey, check out
my Halo View.
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I'm monitoring
my heart rate right now,
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and right now,
and right now.
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And I know that you
are annoying
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right now,
and right now,
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and right now.
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Whoa, Calvin,
you don't just
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pick something up without
properly warming up first.
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Now, come on.
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Do some hip circleswith me.
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O-Okay.
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Dave, I'm-a need you
to back up, like, five feet.
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All right.
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Ow.
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Getting old. I should've
stretched before I stretched.
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Ugh...
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Surprise, surprise.
Something barbaric.
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Of course
you're good at it.
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Whatever, man.
I love boxing.
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It's a great workout, okay?
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Dave, the thing about
working out is,
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you stay ready, you ain't got to
get ready. You know what I mean?
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A-And you're
not ready for those
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right there.
Now, what you want
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to do, do light weight
with a lot of reps.
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You know what I'm saying?
Like, here...
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And you burn it out,
and you put it back on the rack.
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Whoo!
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Yeah, that's enough shred
for today, you know.
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I don't want Tina
to start tripping.
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You know what I mean?
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 04 Episode 11
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One. One, two.
Hey. All right.
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Give me three.
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Four.
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You're actually
not that bad.
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Your little toe shoes don't do
your boxing skills any justice.
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You know, I actually
used to box a little
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back in the
National Guard.
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They would call me
the "Kalamazoo-natic."
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You just got to keep saying it.
You'll get used to it.
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No, I don't want to get used to
saying anything stupid.
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You know, I actually used to
fight a little myself, you know.
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I mean, not for titles,
mainly for my lunch money
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and to sit next to Monet
on the school bus.
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Old girl taught me
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more about anatomy
than my science teacher.
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You know, I...
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I got to admit,
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turning 40 soon,
and it's been
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really getting
me down, but
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looking at all this
boxing stuff, I don't know,
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brings me back to a time
when I felt like
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I was on top
of the world.
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Well, maybe we can
get you back there.
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Check this out.
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They're having an
amateur boxing tournament.
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Nothing gets
your mojo back faster
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than crushing
a big goal
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and beating the hell
out of somebody.
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I don't know. You really think
I can handle an actual fight?
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With me as your coach?
You can't lose.
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Besides, smell that.
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That's Bengay.
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You'll be fighting a bunch of
middle-aged suburban dads, man.
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You'll be fine.
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I don't know...
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All right. You know what?
Let's do it.
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- Let's go. Come on.
- Oh, ow.
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Uh, who's got
that Bengay?
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Ooh!
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- Marty, Marty, Marty.
- Huh?
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How's your heart rate looking?
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Oh, it is... 120.
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That's still not high enough.
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- What?
- Right, look, let's, uh,
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- let's fix your form, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, you want to hit this bag
with small circles, Champ.
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Hey, man, why do you
only call me "Champ"
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when I'm not good
at something?
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All right, well,
my bad, tough guy.
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Yeah, let's stick
with "Champ."
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Nice form.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
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Why is your heart rate
going up?
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You having a heart a...
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Oh.
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I see why.
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Hey, man,
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is that the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen,
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or am I just
dehydrated?
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Well,
you are definitely thirsty.
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Why don't you just go over there
and talk to her, man?
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Are you crazy?
Did you not hear me say
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that is the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen?
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Hey, anybody want to go
a few rounds with me?
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Oh, come on, don't make me
fight myself.
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I'll do it!
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Hey, man, what're you doing?
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I am getting you in the ring,
literally and figuratively.
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Malcolm, no... Come on, man.
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Ow!
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Hi, I'm... gorgeous.
You're Marty. I-I mean...
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Hi, gorgeous. I'm Necie.
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Now, have you ever
boxed before?
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Oh.
Oh, me?
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Yeah, me and boxing,
we go way back
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to-to-to two hours ago
when my mama brought me in.
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I like a proud mama's boy.
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I'll take it easy on you,
for your mama's sake.
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Oh, no, please.
My mama would love for me
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to get beat up
by a beautiful woman.
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Ooh, that's sweet.
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Ready?
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Oh, yeah. Bring it.
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Ooh...
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I am so sorry.
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You okay there, gorgeous?
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I-I-I will be
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if you have dinner with me.
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How's tomorrow night?
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Yeah, that's great.
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Hopefully, I'll be able
to digest food by then.
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And after I worked
on her cupcakes all day,
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she had the nerve
to cancel her order.
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One "The Customer's Always
Wrong" smoothie coming up.
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My turn.
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So, this mom
at my school, Jessica,
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watches one TikTok,
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and now she wants every kid
to have a standing desk.
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What are we? A start-up?
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Hubie, get this woman
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a "Sit Your Ass Down, Jessica"
smoothie.
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Already blending.
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Thank you.
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Hey, baby.
You guys still here?
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Did you work out?
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Oh, yeah, we did
the ab roller thingy
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for five minutes.
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Yeah, we didn't love it.
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Well, you only did it
for five minutes.
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Are you judging?
Because I feel judged.
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Yeah, why don't you guys
just worry about yourselves?
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Well-well, damn,
what's in those smoothies?
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Vitamin B Nasty?
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Maybe we haven't explored
all that the gym has to offer.
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I guess not. You think
we should take a class?
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They have those here?
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Either that,
or all those women
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jumping up and down in there,
they got to pee.
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Mmm, that smells
delicious.
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Oh, here, try some.
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Mmm. That's good.Yeah.
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I've never dated
a guy who could cook before.
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When did you learn?
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Uh, sometime between
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eighth and ninth grade.
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- I didn't have a lot of friends, so...
- Mm.
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When'd you learn to box?
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Somewhere between
ninth and tenth grade.
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I didn't have a lot of friends.
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Had a lot of bullies, though.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I could've used you
in school.
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Well, what about now?
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Anybody bothers you,
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I'll knock 'em out.
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Ah! Exactly.
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Oh, no, no, no,
like-like-like, ouch, ouch.
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Ooh.
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Oh, my God, are you okay?
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Oh, yeah, I just,
I just cut my finger.
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Ah... And there
is the blood.
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I'm about to faint.
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Oh, my gosh,
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you don't like blood.
You are so cute.
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Oh, that's a lot
of blood.
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Okay, let's sit.Okay.
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Oh, that's all the blood
in my body.
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Ah!
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Okay.
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I am about to
pass out. Um...
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Look, just put the garlic bread
in the oven at 325,
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and I will be right back.
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Oh. Uh...
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Marty? Marty?
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Come on, Dave!
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Finish strong!
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Can't believe I made it.
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Ten miles, Calvin.
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I feel bad for the man
that's going up against you.
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All my coaching is making you
a middle-aged beast.
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Now, show me
that six-pack.
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Here you go. Thank you.
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Good job.
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Dave? What?
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Do you want to be
a champion or not?
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You forgot my chips.
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Go. I'll be here when you get back.
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Hey, little bro.
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Hey. Hey, how was your date?
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Oh, it went great.
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That is, until I cut my finger
on a paring knife,
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saw blood, almost passed out,
and the date ended early.
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Wait. Whoa, whoa,
wait a minute, man.
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Are you serious? Yeah. I'm not worried.
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She said my wooziness was cute.
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Hey, man, why are your eyebrows
up so high?
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Uh, look, I-I hate
to break it to you, little bro,
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but, uh, cute usually means,
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- you know, like...
- Yeah, what?
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You're friend zoned.
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- Friend zoned?
- Yeah.
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Aw, man.
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Now I wish she would've just
let me bleed out.
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Get it. Yeah. Ah.
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Dave.
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You killed it
this week, man.
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How you feeling
about the fight today?
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I feel good.
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You know, I'm not even worried
about turning 40 anymore.
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Gemma can't keep
her hands off of me.
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Says I remind her
of a young Orlando Bloom.
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Is that good or bad?
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No, that is
definitely good.
256
00:10:37,836 --> 00:10:39,623
Calvin, thank you
for pushing me
257
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:42,444
to do this.
This is all because of you.
258
00:10:42,546 --> 00:10:45,179
Hey, you're Dave?
I'm Javier Perez.
259
00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:47,283
Oh, hey, it's nice to meet you.
I saw you on the bracket.
260
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,539
We're fighting
in the first round.
261
00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:50,593
Oh, you're
not fighting me.
262
00:10:50,678 --> 00:10:53,366
You're fighting my son,
Javier Perez Jr.
263
00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:56,183
Or as his friends
call him, "Lil' Satan."
264
00:11:02,686 --> 00:11:06,171
I'm not stupid. I quit fighting
when I turned 40.
265
00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:12,211
Oh, damn.
266
00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:15,087
Calvin, this guy's
gonna kill me,
267
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,507
then take me
to hell with him.
268
00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:19,857
This is all
because of you.
269
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:22,320
Dave, you're almost 40.
270
00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:24,805
You need to stop listening
to other people.
271
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,168
Anybody test him
for steroids?
272
00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:41,704
I don't know,
273
00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:44,824
but if they aren't testing,
you should get some.
274
00:11:46,142 --> 00:11:47,929
All right, Calvin,
275
00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:50,584
when I die today,
and Gemma remarries,
276
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,151
just promise me,
whoever it is,
277
00:11:52,235 --> 00:11:54,215
you won't be
his best friend, too.
278
00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:58,489
Look, Dave, no one,
especially me,
279
00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:01,621
would think any less of you
for forfeiting this fight.
280
00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,614
All right, 'cause
clearly Lil' Satan
281
00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,774
is a little possessed
by the devil.
282
00:12:12,746 --> 00:12:15,980
Okay, look.
I can't, all right?
283
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:18,488
I quit a lot of things
in my first 40 years.
284
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:22,105
Some of them justified,
like battle rapping.
285
00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:26,527
Eminem made it look
easy for all of us.
286
00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:30,579
But I set a goal, and...
287
00:12:30,698 --> 00:12:32,410
I'm gonna
see this through.
288
00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:36,154
Look, sometimes it's okay
to move the goalpost.
289
00:12:36,496 --> 00:12:37,855
All right?
290
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,832
Surviving
is the new winning.
291
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,755
Yeah. That's right.
292
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,340
Surviving
is the new winning.
293
00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:46,720
No, you shut up!
294
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:58,957
I'm done!
295
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:00,784
What? I'm done.
296
00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:02,569
You can't quit cardio bootcamp.
297
00:13:02,653 --> 00:13:05,833
I can quit anything that
I paid for, just ask HBO.
298
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:12,317
Can't we go back
to the good old days
299
00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:14,668
when we had
light cardio
300
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,886
- and good talks over smoothies?
- Oh.
301
00:13:16,971 --> 00:13:19,871
God, you're so right.
Last week was a magical time.
302
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:21,961
Oh, see? See?
303
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,330
There you go.
There's my girl.
304
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:26,911
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't join this gym
305
00:13:26,996 --> 00:13:28,270
- to work out.
- Yeah.
306
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:33,254
A-A-And why are we choosing now
to care what our husbands think?
307
00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:35,761
You know, we could use the gym
the way we want.
308
00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:37,441
Damn right.
309
00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:38,996
So...
310
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,042
do you want to grab
a smoothie and
311
00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,480
talk about it
before Dave's fight?
312
00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,301
Yes, please.
313
00:13:45,386 --> 00:13:47,629
Okay. Okay, so...
314
00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:49,743
- Let's get up out of here.
- All right.
315
00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:58,793
We're back!
316
00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:02,889
Give us two "We Do What
We Want To Do" smoothies.
317
00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:06,152
With an extra shot
of "in your face."
318
00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:09,801
How about a little
"vitamin V" for my girls?
319
00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:12,073
Oh!
320
00:14:12,157 --> 00:14:14,910
Hey, man, I did some research
on Lil' Satan.
321
00:14:14,995 --> 00:14:17,504
You know, he removed
his own wisdom teeth.
322
00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,690
Yeah, man,
he punched them out.
323
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,265
Yeah, yeah, whatever,
Dave's gonna die.
324
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,902
Look, I got
real problems.
325
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:27,438
Okay, look,
there's Necie.
326
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:29,246
Time to get out
of the friend zone.
327
00:14:29,331 --> 00:14:31,083
All right, yeah,
go talk to her, Champ.
328
00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:32,609
Stop calling me Champ.
329
00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:34,176
Come on, man.
330
00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:36,176
What's wrong with you?
331
00:14:36,261 --> 00:14:37,265
Hey, Necie.
332
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,708
Look.
333
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:41,122
Ripped my own Band-Aid off.
334
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:42,200
Didn't even hurt.
335
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:45,367
Oh... You are so funny.
336
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,183
You excited about this match?
I love Lil' Satan.
337
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:49,837
He never backs down
from a hard fight.
338
00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:51,155
And you like that?
339
00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:53,245
Yeah. In or out
of the ring,
340
00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:54,997
you got to show people
you're not afraid.
341
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,552
Man,
342
00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:59,074
the crowd in here
has fallen off.
343
00:15:00,521 --> 00:15:01,612
Hey!
344
00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:03,136
You talking about me?
345
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,341
What?
346
00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:07,066
What? No, don't "what" me.
You heard me.
347
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,277
What, you want smoke? Yeah,
you just found your lighter.
348
00:15:12,304 --> 00:15:14,020
What's up with you, Champ?
349
00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:15,528
Champ?
350
00:15:15,612 --> 00:15:17,878
Who you calling a champ?
351
00:15:17,962 --> 00:15:19,227
Oh, yeah, yeah.
352
00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,504
It's about to go down, huh.
353
00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:22,203
It's about
to go down, huh.
354
00:15:22,449 --> 00:15:24,537
Marty, calm down.
355
00:15:24,621 --> 00:15:25,538
Why?
356
00:15:25,622 --> 00:15:27,106
Look, I don't know
357
00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:27,757
what's going on with you,
358
00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:29,890
but I don't like it.
359
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,479
- Necie...
- Mm-mm.
360
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,465
Hey, man,
you see what you did?
361
00:15:42,105 --> 00:15:44,472
Quit it, Calvin, not so hard.
That hurts.
362
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,036
Good.
363
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,517
Pain is just fear
leaving the body.
364
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,912
I'm more concerned
about me leaving my body.
365
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,259
Wait.
366
00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:56,715
That's the guy fighting Dave?
367
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:59,191
He told me he had a dad bod.
368
00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:01,699
That is no dad bod.
369
00:16:02,472 --> 00:16:04,228
All right,
you got this, Dave.
370
00:16:04,312 --> 00:16:05,519
Get angry.
371
00:16:05,604 --> 00:16:08,319
Act like you just saw him throw
a glass bottle in the trash
372
00:16:08,404 --> 00:16:10,785
instead of the
recycle bin.
373
00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:12,366
- Who does that?
- Yeah.
374
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,804
Let's go, Dave.
Come on, Dave.
375
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,574
You got it, Dave.
376
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:21,014
Come on, Dave.
Get in line.
377
00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:22,625
Come on, Dave.
378
00:16:22,747 --> 00:16:24,941
You got this, David.
379
00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:27,423
Yeah, yeah, look,
Dave is holding his own.
380
00:16:28,641 --> 00:16:29,958
Ooh!
381
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:31,152
Yes.
382
00:16:31,244 --> 00:16:33,387
Well, he was. Looks like
I'm not the only one
383
00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:34,756
getting his heart
ripped out today.
384
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,958
Oh! I need to stop
this fight.
385
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,047
Dave, throw in the towel!
386
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,575
Someone throw me
a citrus-scented towel.
387
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,704
No, no, Gemma.
Look, honey,
388
00:16:44,788 --> 00:16:47,504
it's probably best that
we just don't look.Okay.
389
00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:49,709
Come on, Dave!
390
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:51,852
You're the Tried and True
from Kalamazoo.
391
00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:53,793
Fight back!
392
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:06,536
Don't worry, Dave,
a broken nose adds character.
393
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,032
Come on!
394
00:17:09,116 --> 00:17:10,335
- Come on, Dave!
- Come on, Dave!
395
00:17:10,419 --> 00:17:11,252
Yeah, there you go.
396
00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,254
- Let's go, Dave.
- Yes!
397
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:17,463
Dave - Good job, Dave.
398
00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:18,697
Dave, Dave, Dave,
399
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:20,017
- your corner's over there.
- That one.
400
00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:22,087
David, over there,
over there.
401
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:25,701
Good, you did it, man,
you survived.
402
00:17:25,785 --> 00:17:27,184
I did?
403
00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,855
I mean, no, no, no,
yeah, sure, I did.
404
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:32,239
So, you ready
for round two?
405
00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:34,262
It's only been one round?
406
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:38,545
Uh, what about Lil' Satan,
is he beat up, too?
407
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,911
Uh...
408
00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:44,340
One more, one more.
409
00:17:46,622 --> 00:17:49,255
Look, Dave, it's great
that you came this far,
410
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:51,684
but if you want
to see 41,
411
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,911
I think you know
what you need to do.
412
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:56,419
Yeah, yeah. I think so, too.Okay.
413
00:17:56,504 --> 00:17:58,200
All right.
414
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,432
Oh!
415
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:02,561
What?
416
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:05,607
Oh!
417
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:08,278
One... Two...
418
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,616
Three. He's out!
419
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,922
He's out!
420
00:18:13,006 --> 00:18:15,925
Dave, you won!
You won! Hey!
421
00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:19,131
That's my dawg.
That's my dawg.
422
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:20,539
Yeah.
423
00:18:20,623 --> 00:18:23,569
That's what happens
when you don't recycle.
424
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:25,676
Yeah! Tell him, Dave.
425
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,224
Uh-oh. He's coming to.
426
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,636
Let's get out of here.
I don't know
427
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,583
that I have another
knockout in me.
428
00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:36,902
Necie, wait up.
429
00:18:37,278 --> 00:18:39,253
Oh, hey, Marty.
430
00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:40,994
Glad your friend
won the fight.
431
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,671
Oh, uh, yeah, you know,
432
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,943
I definitely lost
some money on that bet.
433
00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:48,287
Hey, uh...
434
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,577
I'm sorry things
got weird with us.
435
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,614
Yeah, what was all that?
436
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,704
I don't know. I-I-I was
just embarrassed.
437
00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:59,139
Before or after you acted
a straight fool with that guy?
438
00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:02,202
Oh, no, way, way before.
439
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,794
Um...
440
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:06,866
You know, you know on our date
when you called me "cute"?
441
00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:07,890
Um...
442
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,498
I-I guess I just got insecure
443
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,502
you were friend-zoning me.
444
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:11,771
What?
445
00:19:11,856 --> 00:19:15,224
Marty, I called you cute
because you are cute.
446
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:17,686
Or you were, until you started
447
00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:19,554
your trash talking,
toxic masculinity act.
448
00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:23,166
No, I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's not who I am.
449
00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:25,780
I'm not a fighter.
Uh, only beef I got is on Yelp.
450
00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:29,900
I just... I-I thought
you were into that.
451
00:19:30,615 --> 00:19:31,871
Well, I was into Marty,
452
00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:34,308
the cute guy
who can't take a punch.
453
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:36,724
Well, he's definitely
into you.
454
00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:38,170
Do you think
455
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,780
I could get
a-another chance?
456
00:19:39,865 --> 00:19:42,185
I promise to
only be myself.
457
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,363
That would be nice, gorgeous.
458
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:48,366
Oh, my God.
459
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,779
This will not stop
bleeding. Look at that.
460
00:19:54,286 --> 00:19:56,017
- Ooh.
- Nope, nope.
461
00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:58,058
- Hey.
- Hah.
462
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,207
Well, Dave, I guess
you proved today
463
00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:03,433
that you can be a warrior
at any age.
464
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,935
Two peach smoothies,
extra whipped cream
465
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:08,666
- for two warriors.
- Aw.
466
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:15,075
You do remember that I only won
on a technicality, right?
467
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,600
Yeah, but you showed
you still had some heart,
468
00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,125
that you still had
some fight in you.
469
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:20,776
Well, a little less now.
470
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,786
Hmm.
471
00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:25,067
Thank you for helping me
get through
472
00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:26,591
this whole "turning 40" thing.
473
00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:28,301
Anytime, man.
474
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,168
Hey, you know that wasn't
a legit win, right?
475
00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:33,497
When you're done
with your smoothie,
476
00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:35,456
you and me, back in the ring.
477
00:20:35,572 --> 00:20:39,534
Oh, he'll be there, Tiny Devil.
478
00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:41,618
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479
00:20:41,702 --> 00:20:42,752
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480
00:20:42,836 --> 00:20:44,536
Calvin,
what're you doing?
481
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:46,398
Lying. Run.
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