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[Upbeat theme playing]
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
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SON [on video call]: Okay,
so you walked Brooklyn Bridge,
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and that was the night you met Dad.
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And then how long until
you guys got together?
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This story is about the
journey, not the destination.
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I'm going to get with
a whole bunch of dudes
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before I wind up with Dad.
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SON: You know, I'm okay with
skipping to the destination.
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I'm going to need you
to live in the moment here.
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Which, back in the
day, I was terrible at.
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♪
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After my super triumphant
Brooklyn Bridge Walk,
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I backslid.
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Instead of living in the moment,
I decided to live in my phone.
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- Morning!
- Can you knock?
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Nope! Were you looking
at your old texts with Ian?
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No.
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I was looking at porn.
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Liar! You're scared of porn.
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I'm not scared of porn.
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I'm scared of the government
tracking my search history.
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Stop wallowing. Put these on.
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It's Fonda time!
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Up! [exhales]
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- So, what are we thinking for tonight?
- Uh,
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probably just going to stay in
and organize my darkroom closet.
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[sighs] You mean look at pictures of Ian
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while listening to
Drops of Jupiter on loop
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like you do every time things
don't work out with a guy?
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[singing along to song]: ♪ Tell me... ♪
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♪ Did the wind sweep you
off your feet? Did you... ♪
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It's my comfort song.
It works for everything.
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You remember when the dry cleaner
shrunk my favorite sweater?
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♪ Tell me, did the wind
sweep you off your feet? ♪
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You think Queen Jane stays
in on a Saturday night? No!
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She's out on the town, crushing dick.
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Alright. I wish you'd
stop saying "crushing dick"
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about feminist icons, but you're right.
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[both sigh]
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Good! [panting]
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' Cause I got us into FOMO tonight.
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What's FOMO?
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It stands for "fear of missing out."
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Yeah, I know what
it stands for. Thanks.
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How do we go to it?
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Oh. [laughs]
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FOMO is the name of this new club,
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which is a total sensory overload.
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There are a million different rooms.
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A rave room, a foam party room,
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a topless room, a tapas room,
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a topless tapas room.
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They say there's no such thing
as having FOMO inside of FOMO.
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This will be perfect for you. Plus,
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I'm going to need a big night out
after I end things with Charlie.
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Wait, you're ending things with Charlie?
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I gotta. He's smothering me.
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[inhales, groans]
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[gasps]
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Morning, Valentina!
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I got us coffees from a
real New York bod-ega
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and this chicken for
dinner. I opened the package,
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but I have no idea what happens next.
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This morning,
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I told him the best New York bagels
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are in Jersey just to have
a little time to myself.
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Anyway, I already drafted up a text.
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You cannot text break up with Charlie.
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You are crazy into the guy.
You just told me yesterday
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you were obsessed with him.
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I did not.
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[panting] I'm obsessed with him!
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Fine, I'm conflicted, okay?
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- [Sophie sighs]
- I mean,
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he is fun...
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and sweet
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and hot.
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Plus, he does this thing
in bed with his tongue
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where he folds it into a cloverleaf.
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We call it lucky charming.
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Uh, breakfast!
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- Most important meal of the day!
- Girl...
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But he's always around.
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Valentina. Of course you
think he's smothering you
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because you're the only person he knows
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in the entire city.
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You just have to help
him make some friends.
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Ew. Sounds hard.
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Yeah, well, if I have to be
mature and stop dwelling on Ian,
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then you need to be mature
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and try a little harder with Charlie.
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[scoffs]
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Fine!
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Wow.
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I can totally feel us growing right now.
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I think I finally even made good coffee.
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[clink]
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BOTH: Mm-hmm!
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So, how do I make Charlie friends?
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Oh! I've got it.
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Step one, I make him a Grindr account.
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Step two, the guy shows up.
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Step three, I lock the door...
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Or we could invite those guys
we hung out with last weekend
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to come out with us. I feel like
Charlie really hit it off with them
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playing Drunk Face Jenga.
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JESSE: You have to have
this. You have this.
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[cheering]
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Oh my god! This is the
best night of my life!
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[cheering]
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Soph, I don't think either
of those guys are on Grindr.
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No! No Grindr!
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I'm DM-ing Jesse.
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Yeah. I think White Dove
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is going to pop way more
than Moonlight White.
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Yeah. This will definitely be
what packs them into your bar.
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Everyone's going to be like, "Hey,
you got to check out Pemberton's.
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The upper walls are crisp AF!"
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All I want is some regulars coming
in and ordering the usual, you know?
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Like when I bought this place, I
really thought I could spruce it up,
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make it the perfect
blend of classic New York
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and little titty!
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- What?
- SID: Oh,
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Jasper taught me some cool new
slang the NYU kids are saying.
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Yeah, it's, uh, "litty titty," boss.
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- God, he's cool!
- [text chimes]
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Oh. I just got a DM from
Sophie from last weekend.
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ALL: Ooh!
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- Sophie likes Jesse!
- Does not.
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She's asking if we all want
to go to some club tonight.
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I'll just tell her that we
always spend Saturdays here,
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- and that I hate clubs.
- Huh? Hey...
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- What?
- What are you doing?
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A hot, cool woman just
asked you on a date.
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You're really going to
respond with "I hate clubs"?
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She didn't ask me on a date.
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She asked if we wanted to hang out.
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And just last week, I
drove her to the airport,
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so she could tell another
guy that she loved him.
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Yeah, that was last
week. And this is this week,
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and, clearly, she's looking
for a hot rebound thang.
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Ellen, you're a woman.
Tell your brother what's up.
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I don't know if being
a woman qualifies me
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to decipher the DMs of
an erratic straight lady,
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but if I had to,
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yeah. She's simping.
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Jasper. Huh?
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Bet.
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You really think so?
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I do. And I'm not just saying that
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because I'm dying for my
first big New York night out.
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- [Jesse groans]
- [sighs] Come on, Jesse!
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I want to get dressed
up in a cool jumpsuit
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and pay too much for a cocktail,
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and then spill the overpriced
cocktail all over my cool jumpsuit
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because some club asshole
didn't look where he was going.
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Then be like, "Watch it!"
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But, he doesn't hear
me because I mumble,
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and the sick beats are too loud.
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Wow. That was a very specific,
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very realistic fantasy.
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And maybe, just maybe...
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I'd like to flirt with a cute
girl who isn't my ex-wife.
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Come on. Tell her yes.
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You got to get back out there sometime.
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Yeah, seriously, man. Ever
since Meredith dumped you,
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I've been spending 50
bucks a week on Kleenex.
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Wait, because you're crying
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or because you're going
to town on yourself?
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What? Ew! Crying!
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Bro...
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- Crying!
- Bro...
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Both.
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♪
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CHARLIE: Ooh! So exciting.
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My first traditional
American friend setup.
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- Your what?
- I told him that was a thing. Be cool.
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Ooh! Almost forgot
to put my cufflinks in.
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Busted out the rubies
to impress the boys.
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Oh! Charlie, come here. Look at me.
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Sid and Jesse don't wear cufflinks.
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They're just two regular New York guys.
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And if you want them to like you,
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you're just going to have
to be a little more...
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of the people. Okay?
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- Of course. No problem.
- [quiet laugh]
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I totally know how to do that.
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Great.
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My cuffs are going to be
flapping all over the place.
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- Oh! Hey!
- Hey!
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[nervous laugh]
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Cool shirt.
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Oh, this old thing? Thanks.
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Alright!
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FUTURE SOPHIE: But just when I was ready
for a night of living in the moment...
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♪
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Son of a bitch.
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"My ship's deckhand
has strong Momoa vibes."
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Ian texted you that?
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- Son of a bitch!
- SOPHIE: Right?
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Ian and I have this inside
joke where we sneak selfies
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and text them to each
other when we see someone
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who looks like Jason Momoa.
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There was Jason Mimosa,
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Jason Somosa,
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Jason with Boa.
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The last one was a stretch,
but I felt the pressure to text
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because he'd sent, like, three in a row.
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Yeah, I'm so glad I'm engaged.
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Ian should know that the moment
he rejected an LDR with Sophie,
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he lost inside joke texting
privileges. Sending this pic?
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Classic "have your
cake and eat it, too."
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I actually hate cake.
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Too hoity-toity.
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I'm more of a bread guy.
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Plain old bread that I rip up
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with my rough... calloused hands.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, b-bread's cool.
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SOPHIE: This is so messed up.
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I refuse to spend another
second thinking about Ian.
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[overlapping agreement]
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I'm just going to write back
something super witty and charming,
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just so he realizes what he's missing.
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[overlapping disagreement]
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Okay! Okay, fine.
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Next!
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No photos allowed inside of FOMO.
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Please put these
stickers on your cameras.
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I really don't think Sophie's into me.
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She's clearly still
hung up on that Ian guy.
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Nah, I don't think so.
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She just got a little
rattled by his text is all.
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Give me the best table you
got, okay? Tonight's a setup,
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and I'm gonna need it to be
as fun as humanly possible.
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This is a trial-size vitamin
C brightening serum.
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Take care of us, and mama's got
more where that came from, daddio.
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Did you hear that? Tonight's a setup.
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Valentina's trying to help her girl
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get with my boy.
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Sophie did say my shirt was cool.
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She compliments the
shirt to get into the pants.
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- [nervous laugh, clears throat]
- This is going to be the worst place ever.
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This is the best place ever!
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I wanted to hate the
nostalgic candy room.
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Mm-mmm! Look at me now!
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[Club music]
250
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,164
Is that girl making eyes at me,
251
00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:09,233
or is she trying to blink
something out of her eye?
252
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:13,237
Woo-woo! To a night of
bonding with new friends!
253
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,297
And being in the moment.
254
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,366
Especially you guys,
the three musketeers.
255
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,911
The three who?
256
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:23,250
What is that, some sort of
fancy pants literary reference?
257
00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:24,790
I'm not much of a reader, you know.
258
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,586
Just give me the big game and
a cold can of "puh-buh-ruh."
259
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,714
What? What's "puh-buh-ruh"?
260
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,089
Oh, it's that cheap beer
261
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,886
that we regular men... love.
262
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,138
Do you mean PBR?
263
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,766
Is that how it's pronounced? As PBR?
264
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,643
[fake cheerfulness]:
Oh, this is a disaster.
265
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,687
[gasps] We just locked eyes again.
266
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,482
Okay, I'm going to go
ask to buy her a drink.
267
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,652
- [thud]
- Oh!
268
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:53,904
I'm good!
269
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,533
[Club music continues]
270
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,890
[gags]
271
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,457
So this is pretty great, huh?
272
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,459
If you told 8-year-old
me that I'd be at a club
273
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,920
with a hula hoop room, I'd
have totally lost my shit.
274
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:12,964
- Really?
- Yeah.
275
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,799
No, I was really into
hula hooping growing up.
276
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,601
My mom said I had the
loosest hips in Cincinnati.
277
00:11:17,604 --> 00:11:19,637
Which I'm now realizing
is a very disturbing thing
278
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,223
to say to a young child.
279
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,433
Um...
280
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,520
Do-do you want to go to the,
uh, candle room for a drink?
281
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,356
And that's when I
realized that there was
282
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,900
a totally sweet, interested guy
283
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,277
right in front of me.
284
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,821
Yeah.
285
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,656
Yeah. I do.
286
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,201
Cool. Uh, okay, I'll get
drinks. I'll meet you there.
287
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,292
FUTURE SOPHIE: But then,
I spotted him, right there,
288
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,877
in the middle of FOMO.
289
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,005
The ultimate Momoa-lookalike.
290
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,591
- FOMO
-Moa.
291
00:11:56,592 --> 00:12:00,052
[Classical music]
292
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,013
Hey! H-how's it going
with Eye Contact Girl?
293
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,224
Oh, I moved on to No Bra Bethany!
294
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,227
She's really nice.
295
00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:10,813
FUTURE SOPHIE: It was like the universe
296
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:14,140
was testing my willpower
to stay in the moment,
297
00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:16,569
and I was immediately failing that test.
298
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,945
I had to get a picture.
299
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,655
Hey!
300
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,843
[gasps] You're taking a
picture of that Momoa for Ian.
301
00:12:22,846 --> 00:12:25,036
I wanna send him a stupid
text to make him laugh.
302
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,662
So then, he'll write me
back and make me laugh.
303
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,414
And if that's immature,
I just don't care!
304
00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:31,584
Well, if you get to text Ian,
then I get to break up with Charlie.
305
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,836
Fine! I say, do it.
306
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,297
Screw being mature.
Alright? We're young!
307
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,591
We can still make bad
choices for a few more years.
308
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,677
Yes! That's how we'll learn
the lessons we need to become
309
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,514
super-wise dick-crushing
old people like Jane Fonda.
310
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,515
Exactly!
311
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,059
- Good talk.
- Yep. Love you.
312
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,311
- Love you.
- Bye.
313
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,855
Alright.
314
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,649
I got ya.
315
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,173
- [shutter snaps]
- Hey!
316
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,153
No photos at FOMO!
317
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,198
Especially here at
FOMO Soho. At FOMO Noho,
318
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,408
you want a photo? Sure! YOLO!
319
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,080
But at Soho FOMO, photos
are no-no. You gotta go, yo!
320
00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:14,085
[Club music]
321
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,755
So, what's your favorite entry-level sedan?
322
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,342
- Have you guys seen Sophie anywhere?
- Uh, no.
323
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:24,595
Well, if this is a setup, it's
the worst setup I've ever been on.
324
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,056
This is a setup between
Jesse and Sophie, too?
325
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,975
Uh, what do you mean "too"?
326
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,936
Well, Valentina's setting
the three of us up tonight,
327
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:35,188
on a traditional American friends setup.
328
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,399
Charlie!
329
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,193
- We need to talk.
- Hey, uh, quick Q.
330
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,446
Is tonight a setup between
Charlie and us or Jesse and Sophie?
331
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,699
Charlie and you guys.
Sophie isn't ready for a setup.
332
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,357
She's still totally obsessed with Ian.
333
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,869
Oh no.
334
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,997
Did you think tonight
was about you and Sophie?
335
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,291
You know, I really,
really didn't, but...
336
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,478
someone convinced me it was.
337
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,130
I'm sorry, man.
338
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,174
Let's just go back to my bar, okay?
339
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,677
With its lackluster
drinks and zero activities.
340
00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:06,179
Hey! Maybe Jasper will hang out with us.
341
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,222
[Club music]
342
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,726
Your sister's got game.
343
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,352
Be honest with me.
344
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,731
Is a traditional American
friend setup even a thing?
345
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,540
No, it's not.
346
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:22,111
I thought maybe if you had
your own crew to hang out with,
347
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,696
I would feel less smothered.
348
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,823
You feel smothered?
349
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,160
But I'm always the little spoon.
350
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:32,246
You're great, Charlie,
but you're just...
351
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,665
always there, and it-it's
just too much for me.
352
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,667
I think we should go our separate ways.
353
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,003
Well, why didn't you just
tell me that you needed space?
354
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,838
That's why you sent me to
Jersey for the bagels. Okay.
355
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,840
Wow.
356
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,218
If this is how you deal with
the tiniest little wrinkle,
357
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,135
then I agree.
358
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,388
We should end things.
359
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,355
Can't believe I lucky charmed
you twice this morning.
360
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,194
I crunched your captain
twice, too! It was an even trade!
361
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,530
[singing]: ♪ Tell me... ♪
362
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:08,908
♪ Did you sail across the sun? ♪
363
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,786
♪ Did you make it to the Milky Way ♪
364
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,872
[singing]: ♪ To see the lights all faded ♪
365
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,042
♪ And that Heaven is overrated ♪
366
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,293
[muffled club music]
367
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298
- I got kicked out of FOMO.
- I broke up with Charlie.
368
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,591
How did he take it?
369
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,512
He said I should have just
told him I needed some space.
370
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,848
Funny. I never thought of that.
371
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,141
I thought of it. I
just didn't wanna do it
372
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,019
'cause if you tell a guy
what you need, and he does it,
373
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,313
then when he tells you what
he needs, you have to do it.
374
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,651
And I don't want to do that. I
only want to do exactly what I want
375
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,904
when I want, how I want.
376
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,781
And now, you can.
377
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,201
Did Ian like your Momoa pic?
378
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,161
I haven't sent it.
379
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,622
- I can't decide if I'm going to.
- Mm.
380
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,125
[laughs] You know,
381
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,003
Jesse thought you invited everyone
out tonight because you were into him.
382
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,213
Oh my god, I left him waiting
for me in the candle room!
383
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,966
And his shirt looked very flammable.
384
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,384
Don't worry, he got out.
385
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,303
- [Sophie sighs]
- All the guys left.
386
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,723
Looks like you two
are having a good night.
387
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,349
Who hurt you!?
388
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,685
♪
389
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,065
- Gin martini with a twist.
- Thanks.
390
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,526
[Quiet music]
391
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,111
Mm.
392
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,405
And thanks for giving me another chance.
393
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,615
Mates.
394
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,950
I swear when I'm allowed
to be my normal fancy self,
395
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,536
I'm an absolute bloody delight.
396
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,998
Those cufflinks are gorgeous.
397
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,128
[emotional]: Thank you.
398
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:48,131
By the way, I noticed how
crisp your upper walls look.
399
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,342
Is it White Dove?
400
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:54,262
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
401
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,681
Hey.
402
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,100
Come here, we need to talk.
403
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,189
SID: Ooh...
404
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,650
Here. It's from Essa Bagel.
405
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,276
Best bagels in the city.
406
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,530
It's where I should have
sent you instead of Jersey.
407
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,699
Well, I mean, how different can they be?
408
00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:16,805
Oh my god, those Jersey bagels are
409
00:17:16,808 --> 00:17:18,986
just little shit circles, aren't they?
410
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:20,467
You were right.
411
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,583
I should have just told you
that I needed some space.
412
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,878
I'm... really sorry.
413
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,800
This isn't going to work.
414
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,343
Oh.
415
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,972
You know, living together,
it's... it's too much.
416
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,682
So, I am going to move out.
417
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,725
Oh.
418
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,022
Then, I would like to
take you on a first date.
419
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:46,858
Oh?
420
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,068
We never really had one of those.
421
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,153
We do need to take a step back and...
422
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,531
start at the beginning.
423
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,826
I'd love that.
424
00:17:57,874 --> 00:17:59,662
So, seeing as how
we're easing into things,
425
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,888
we probably shouldn't go and
have sex in the storage closet.
426
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,750
[laughs] Bring the bagel.
427
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,175
Hey! How you guys doing? Don't care!
428
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,678
I just had the best night of my life!
429
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,513
Somebody get lucky at Club FOMO?
430
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,431
No!
431
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,144
- I was rejected constantly.
- Hi! I'm Ellen...
432
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:26,022
I got way too drunk way too fast,
433
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,941
and struck out many, many times.
434
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,652
- [clink]
- Cheers.
435
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,488
So, why are you so happy?
436
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,825
Because even though five... No, wait.
437
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,452
[mumbling] Six!
438
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,121
Six women didn't want
to give me their numbers,
439
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,291
there are so many more
out there waiting for me.
440
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,085
New York rules! SID: Woo!
441
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,546
I'll drink to that!
442
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,049
- [click]
- Just play, damn it.
443
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,301
Really need this right now.
444
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,636
Why does everything
in the world hate me?
445
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,638
- Hey.
- Hey.
446
00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,972
Hey!
447
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,099
[laughs] Just... playing a song.
448
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,478
No big thang.
449
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,313
[sighs]
450
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,565
I hope this doesn't make
you feel too uncomfortable,
451
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,609
but I know that you
thought tonight was a setup.
452
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:16,031
I'm extremely uncomfortable,
but go ahead. [clears throat]
453
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,742
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
454
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,078
And for standing you up
in the candle room earlier.
455
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,540
It's fine. I mean, it stung for
a sec, but nothing a quick spin
456
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:28,460
in the old hula hoop room
couldn't fix. [laughs]
457
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,424
Jesse...
458
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,051
I'm a mess right now.
459
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,556
And I know that you've been
through a lot with your ex,
460
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,350
and that dating in the
city can make you feel...
461
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,019
hopeless and alone and like
you will never find someone
462
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,147
who realizes how amazing you are.
463
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,196
And... I don't want to be one of those
464
00:19:52,199 --> 00:19:53,978
people who make you feel like that.
465
00:19:55,457 --> 00:19:57,197
Because I actually can see it.
466
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,285
I'm a mess, too. [scoffs]
467
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,245
I mean, it literally
took all of my energy
468
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,727
just to put this stupid shirt
on and leave the house tonight,
469
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,624
and being in that...
470
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,377
horrible club just made
me miss staying home
471
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,087
and watching Love Island with Meredith.
472
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,298
Even though Meredith
is a terrible person
473
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,966
who publicly rejected my proposal
474
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,634
and took my cat in our breakup.
475
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,553
Oh! She got the cat?
476
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,722
No, not the cat. My cat.
477
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,183
My 11-year-old cat that
I rescued from a shelter,
478
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,187
and named Girl so that I
could call her Jesse's Girl.
479
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,772
Oh my god...
480
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,569
And now you wish that
you had Jesse's Girl.
481
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,573
Like I said, I'm a mess, too.
482
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,743
Well, maybe we could
be friends that are messes
483
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,828
instead of two messes who try to date
484
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:49,374
because that would just
inevitably be... a mess.
485
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,420
Yeah, that sounds
like a really good plan.
486
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,799
- [door opens]
- VALENTINA: Oh! Hello, everyone.
487
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,927
[laughs]
488
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,596
Why are you covered in poppy seeds?
489
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:04,973
Don't worry about it.
490
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,143
I'll have another drink,
please. Just the usual.
491
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,480
Gin martini with a
twist coming right up.
492
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,983
He has a usual! Jasper.
493
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,402
Jasper... He has a usual.
494
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,196
Yo, that's fire, man.
495
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:23,031
Yo, I need, uh, next Saturday off.
496
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,023
Um, also, right now, I'm leaving early.
497
00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:27,828
Hey, buh-buh-buh! You got
it, buddy. Get out of here.
498
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,997
[Drops of Jupiter playing]
499
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,457
- Is this...
- JESSE: Yes.
500
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,377
Drops of Jupiter. I-I
know it's kind of cheesy,
501
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,380
but it's just... sort
of my comfort song.
502
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:41,051
♪ With drops of Jupiter in her hair ♪
503
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,972
FUTURE SOPHIE: It was hard
to live in the moment in 2022.
504
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,058
There was always someplace
else you could be,
505
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,810
someone else you could be with.
506
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,979
But every once in a while,
507
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,649
you found yourself in
the exact right spot.
508
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,694
And you had that rarest of moments
509
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:03,573
where you had absolutely no FOMO,
510
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:07,159
and you could just... be.
511
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,580
♪ Hey... yeah ♪
512
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:11,831
♪ But tell me ♪
513
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:14,792
♪ Did you sail across the sun? ♪
514
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,253
♪ Did you make it to the Milky Way ♪
515
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,964
♪ To see the lights are faded ♪
516
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,675
♪ And that Heaven is overrated? ♪
517
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:27,137
♪ Tell me, did you fall
from a shooting star? ♪
518
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:29,265
♪ One without a permanent scar ♪
519
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,850
♪ And did you miss me ♪
520
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,895
♪ While you looking for yourself ♪
521
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,813
♪ Out there? ♪
522
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:42,124
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