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It just says "Scream."
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Yeah, Steven, that's all we need.
So, just scream.
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Shouldn't take too long.
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Steven, this is Clem Fandango,
can you hear me?
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Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fan...
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Why the fuck is Clem Fandango
in a trash can?
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It's a free soaking bath.
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Didn't have time to go wild
river swimming this morning.
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Of course he didn't. Oh, how
stupid of me. I'm terribly sorry.
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No problem, Steven.
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And any particular reason why
you're dressed as Jack the Ripper?
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I'm on the penny-farthing today.
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Oh, right.
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Just a great way to see LA.
Yeah, I'm sure.
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I bet that's really handy up
the hills and across the canyons.
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No, Steven, a penny-farthing's not
practical for that kind of terrain,
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it's more for Silver Lake,
parts of Highland Park.
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I couldn't give a shit.
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What have I got to do?
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Just scream, Steven.
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Ready when you are.
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FEEBLE STRAIN
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Sounded pretty good to me. Alrighty,
so, I'll see you soon, fellas.
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Have a good day.
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Sorry, sorry, Steven, that... That
really didn't sound like a scream.
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You what? I said it didn't
sound much like a scream.
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I'll just talk to Clem about it.
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TURNS MICROPHONE OFF
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TURNS MICROPHONE ON
OK, so we've just discussed it,
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and, with regret,
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have to say we both don't feel
that sounded like a scream.
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Yeah, we just discussed it,
at length, and,
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well, neither of us thought
it sounded like a scream.
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Yeah, well, I did think
it sounded like a scream.
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You thought that sounded like
a scream? Yeah, I bloody did!
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TURNS MICROPHONE OFF
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WHISPERS: What the fuck.
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TURNS MICROPHONE ON
OK, so, we've just discussed it,
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and maybe we could write it down
phonetically. Might help.
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Just take a sec.
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WHISPERS: Phonetically!
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That's not a scream,
that's just uuuuh.
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Well, why not try it?
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Well, if I tried that, it
would just sound like uuuuh.
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Give it a go.
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OK, Steven, we're ready.
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Uuuuh.
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I think that might have been worse
than the first one, Steven.
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Yes, because I can't scream!
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Sorry, Steven?
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I can't scream.
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You satisfied? I cannot scream.
I've never been able to scream.
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Even as a small child,
I could never scream.
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Hey, hey, Steven,
it's all cool, man.
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No, I'm sorry. Look, you're going
to have to get somebody else.
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I apologise for wasting your time.
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Good morning to the both of you.
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Sorry, Brooke, I couldn't help
noticing we're in a stagecoach.
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Yeah, I needed a little more space
this week, I got Orson Welles
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dropping in, but I'll be back in
my regular office real soon.
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Now, talking of stagecoaches, how
would like to appear in a western?
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A western?
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Bit old-fashioned, wouldn't you say?
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This is one of those modern westerns
with drugs and aliens.
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Aliens? Good God!
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Well, if it doesn't clash with
Star Wars, then count me in.
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You'll be shooting in Death Valley.
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Death Valley?
I've heard that's particularly hot.
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And what red-blooded man wouldn't
want to be dressing up as a cowboy!
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Next week, you'll be having the time
of your goddamned life! Bang, bang.
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SHE LAUGHS
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Hello?
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Uh, sorry, Steven,
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but there aren't enough unit drivers
to take you to our desert location
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so we're going to have to
pull your trailer, if that's OK?
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Sorry, what was that?
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ENGINE STARTS
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Good God!
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Stop!
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What the fuck!
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Heaven help me.
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Stop the bus!
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Christ!
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Uh-ah!
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BIRD SCREECHES
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MOBILE BEEPS
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DEAD TONE ON MOBILE
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Bloody place.
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BIRD SCREECHES
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Yee-haw! How long you been out
in the desert, cowboy guy?
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Look at his eyes, Gypsy.
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That must have been
one hell of a trip.
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The fastest way into your mind is
through your eyes.
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That's what Barney told me.
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Good afternoon.
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You haven't seen a film set
anywhere near here, have you?
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Is that accent from the past?
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No.
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Are you Canadian?
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No, I'm not.
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Wait! I know this guy!
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You were the dude sitting
in the creepy photo car.
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No, no, no, I'm on my way to
a film set but my trailer ended up
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in the middle of the desert,
would you believe.
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Far out, man.
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Jesus Christ!
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You scared the shit out of me!
Where did you come from?
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Oh, my God, it's you.
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Howdy, partner.
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Yeah, howdy. Erm...
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My name's Steven Toast, and, uh...
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..I need your help.
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You need my help?
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You sure?
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We're all here to help each other,
brother.
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Fantastic. Look, I need to get
back to Los Angeles.
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Is there a town near here
where I can get a taxi?
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Hey, Barney, why don't we take him
back to the ranch?
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OK, now. What if I was to
give you a ride back to LA?
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Would you do something for me,
cowboy?
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That would depend on
the nature of the request.
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In for a penny, in for a pound.
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My!
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WOMAN LAUGHS
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Say, Snorky, twirl for me.
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Twirl!
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SNORKY AND GYPSY LAUGH
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Blimey.
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Get up.
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Why don't you girls go with
blondie, fetch my guitar,
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and make yourselves look pretty.
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Daddy's got talk business
with his new Canadian buddy.
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Canadian?
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Sit down, cowboy.
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Is that a scorpion?
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About that favour you said you were
going to do for me...
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Yep. I remember.
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You know he's out there somewhere.
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Out in the desert.
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Who? Whom is out there?
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Rusty Halloween, that's who.
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I sent him off a year ago to find me
the meanest deadliest
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sidewinder rattlesnake
in the whole damn desert.
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"But, Uncle Barney, why would you
want to bring a nasty-ass
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"rattlesnake back here?"
you might be thinking.
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I wasn't thinking that.
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I got plans for that snake.
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A guy in Sacramento
twisted my melons, man,
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and Barney can't let that roll.
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You dig?
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So, I got to send him
a messsssssssssssssssssss...
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..sssssssssssssss...
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..ssssssssssssssssssssage.
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You dig what I'm saying, cowboy?
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Yes. I'm sorry about that hissing.
I have a speech impediment
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which means I can't say the word
"message" properly.
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Yes, you can,
you said it right there.
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Did I?
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Yes.
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Anyway... I need you to find me
Rusty Halloween.
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That's all very interesting
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but I've got a part in
the new Star Wars movie.
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Yeah, sure.
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So... I don't really have time to go
searching the desert for snakes.
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Mm-hm? GYPSY! Ugh!
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You're going to head
in that direction.
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After about four hours, you'll hit
a town called Gaping Hole.
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Ask for a drifter named Rusty
Halloween.
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Gypsy!
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Bring out the water.
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Do you not have a bigger container?
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That's all we got, cowboy.
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And don't get any ideas about
cutting loose.
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Or coming back without a snake.
You dig?
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I dig.
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Now, I just need you to sign this.
Snorky!
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, this thing? It just says that
if you don't do what I ask,
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then you agree to be
hunted down and killed.
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And what if I refuse to sign it?
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GYPSY LAUGHS
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Between you and me, she's crazy.
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Likes that shit more than I do.
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Yeah, so I can see.
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All right, I'll sign.
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Just here.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Oh, and another thing. Snorky!
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When you find Halloween,
give him this goldfish.
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Do what?
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This is Halloween's goldfish.
He loves this goldfish.
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I'm sure he's missing it like hell.
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You seriously want me
to travel across the desert
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with this goldfish?
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Bye-bye, cowboy guy.
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GYPSY LAUGHS
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GYPSY'S LAUGHTER ECHOES
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Jim?
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Hey, Steven.
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God, a familiar face.
What are you doing here?
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If you want to use the phone,
it's not working.
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Don't you have a mobile?
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Hm?
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Listen, to cut a long story short,
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I'm looking for someone
called Rusty Halloween
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who lives out here in the desert.
Do you know him?
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Jim?
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Jim?
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BIRD SCREECHES
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HORSE NEIGHS
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STEVEN COUGHS
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HOARSELY: A glass of water, please,
barman.
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HOARSELY: And a whiskey,
if you'd be so kind.
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I needed that. Tell me, I'm looking
for a man called Rusty Halloween.
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Do you know him?
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Rusty Halloween?
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Snake guy? That's the chap.
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Well, I recall
he owned a private zoo
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and then one day,
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he let all his animals roam free
here in the desert.
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I ain't seen him in a while.
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You know, it was his damn tiger
that bit of Sheriff Baker's arm.
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Sounds like our man.
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Listen, do you have a toilet here?
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A toilet?
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Yes.
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Oh, um, a latrine.
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A shit box.
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A bathroom.
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Well, sure.
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It's right upstairs.
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♪ My grandfather's hands
went a-wandering
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♪ Wandering from north to south. ♪
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Ooh.
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I'm terribly sorry,
this must be the wrong room.
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No, no, no, come on in.
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My name's Wildcat Lil.
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I got Wildcat in my name
but I got a heart of gold.
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Howdy, stranger.
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Whatcha doing here in Gaping Hole?
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I'm looking for a chap
called Rusty Halloween.
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Geez, that's one hell of an accent,
are you from Toronto?
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No, I'm not from Toronto.
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You say you're looking for
Rusty Halloween? The snake guy?
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Yes, I am.
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He hung around here for
a while last winter.
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We're a tightly-knit community.
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It's just me, bartender,
never really says much,
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Sheriff, Doc Brown,
and Bill, the old-timer.
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The sheriff lost an arm in a fight
with a wild tiger, which was
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one of the animals released from
Halloween's private zoo.
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Yeah, I've just heard
that from the old-timer downstairs.
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00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,200
That tiger is still out there
in the desert somewhere.
255
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,360
Do you think the sheriff might know
Rusty Halloween's exact whereabouts?
256
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,760
He might,
but he ain't around right now.
257
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:48,080
He's at an international
human rights standards for law enforcement conference in Sweden.
258
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,680
Should be back in a few days.
259
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,320
Mm.
260
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,120
Maybe I'll hang around.
261
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,480
Well, that will be just fine.
262
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,280
Good Lord.
263
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,680
HORSE WHINNIES
264
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,880
I once heard a preacher in Tucson
say that a goldfish
265
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,920
is as smart as any human being
266
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,440
and if he had heads and arms and
legs, well, there would be nothing
267
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,280
to stop it becoming president
of this here United States.
268
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,600
Well, I don't doubt
that for a second.
269
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,400
You're looking for Halloween,
ain't you?
270
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,120
Yeah. Mm.
271
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,760
I know where he is.
272
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,600
You do? Mm-hm.
273
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,440
I saw him about two weeks ago.
About 20 mile from here.
274
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,640
He lives in an old abandoned
tin mine out by Silver Creek.
275
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,880
An old abandoned tin mine, you say?
276
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,320
Yeah.
277
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,560
And how do I find it?
278
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,880
Well,
279
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,520
the best way
280
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,800
is Google Maps.
281
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,480
BEEPING
282
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,200
BEEPING
283
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,840
In 50 yards, turn right.
Then, turn left.
284
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,960
Oh, shit!
285
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,440
Back in the bag!
286
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,360
You're on private property, cowboy.
287
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,880
Is that a goldfish in your bag?
288
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,880
Yes, it is.
289
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,280
You better come inside.
290
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,760
Ho-ho! My, oh, my!
291
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,080
I can't actually believe it's you,
little fella.
292
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,840
I'd heard you and the goldfish
were close.
293
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,800
Shit, is that your real accent?
294
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,160
Vancouver, right? Sit down.
295
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,960
Listen, I don't suppose you have
any food, do you? I'm starving.
296
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,360
Food?
297
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,680
Supplies ran out weeks ago.
298
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,280
All I got left is, uh...
299
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,680
CLATTERING
300
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,440
..a little box of
anti-snakebite pills.
301
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,240
Hey. I've got something to show you.
302
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,320
CLATTERING
303
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,600
What's that?
304
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,640
Dolphin World.
305
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,200
In Miami.
306
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,720
Oh-ho-ho-ho, baby!
307
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,240
Whoo!
308
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,320
Welcome home, little buddy.
309
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,880
Welcome home.
310
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,160
Now, ain't that something.
311
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,280
It certainly is.
312
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,360
Look, I'm starving, are you sure
you don't have anything to eat?
313
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,440
Hope you don't mind
having the head, mister,
314
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,160
because I just can't
look him in the eyes.
315
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,440
Not a problem.
316
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,400
It's most generous of you.
317
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,600
Must be a bit weird -
318
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,480
finally reuniting with your
beloved goldfish,
319
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,520
playing with it in the miniature
version of Dolphin World in Miami,
320
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,040
and then eating it?
321
00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,040
Lots of crazy things happen
out here in the desert.
322
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,880
I heard you had a private zoo.
323
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,880
That's right.
324
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,680
It started out small.
325
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,600
A few mice and a hen.
326
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,360
And things got out of hand.
327
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:17,600
Tigers, elephants, emus,
llamas, apes.
328
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,120
Had to let them all go.
329
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,560
There's still a tiger out
there somewhere.
330
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,640
HE SNIFFS
331
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,600
When did you run into Barney?
332
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,200
I'm guessing that's
the purpose of your visit.
333
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,640
Guilty as charged.
334
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,720
I heard he sent you out here
to get him a giant rattlesnake.
335
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,920
That's right,
but I haven't seen any.
336
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,400
Like you, I can't go back
until I find one.
337
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,040
That Barney is mad as
a pack of baboons.
338
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,760
And that Gypsy, who he rolls with,
339
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,960
she scares
the living shit out of me.
340
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,400
She's worse. Mm.
341
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,800
Finally told me if I didn't
complete his task, he'd kill me.
342
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:57,400
Mentioned something about some chap
in Sacramento twisting his melons.
343
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,440
That's all very, very puzzling.
344
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,640
Ah! That's Barney all right.
345
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,320
RUSTY SNIFFS
346
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,160
That was surprisingly filling.
May I use your facilities?
347
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,200
My what? Your lavatory.
348
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,600
Your water closet. Your bathroom...
349
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,720
..as you Americans say,
inaccurately.
350
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,960
This is just a one-room cabin in the
middle of the Death Valley desert,
351
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,800
there ain't no water lavatories,
you're going to have to go outside.
352
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,360
STEVEN SIGHS
353
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,480
I'm presuming you don't have
any toilet paper?
354
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,200
A toilet what?
355
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,600
Let's hope there aren't
any complications.
356
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,720
Least that sandstorm's died down.
357
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,200
I wouldn't fancy getting
any of that up my Khyber.
358
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,000
Khyber.
359
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,160
Jesus H Christ.
360
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,520
Uh.
361
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,640
RATTLESNAKE RATTLES
362
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,240
I say, Rusty Halloween!
363
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,920
I think I've found your...
364
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,040
Snake? Yes.
365
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,720
I can't believe it.
366
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,400
It's a giant sidewinder rattler.
367
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,880
I've been searching for you
for months.
368
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,440
Open the crate.
369
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,760
Now, stay perfectly still and listen
very carefully to everything I say.
370
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,800
If a rattler feels threatened...
371
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:43,760
..the best way to avoid attack
is to move very, very slowly...
372
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,000
..assess the situation...
373
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,840
..and listen carefully for any...
374
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,480
Oh, f...
375
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,840
Fucking brilliant.
376
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,080
Don't know how I managed that but
nice job, even if I say so myself.
377
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,160
Now, all I need to do is
nail the fucker shut.
378
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,760
ROAR!
379
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,720
I'm alive.
380
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,960
I wasn't killed by the tiger.
Thank God.
381
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,640
Oh, shit!
382
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,680
Hey, I was talking to Sheriff Baker,
383
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,400
and he was telling me all about
his lecture at the international
384
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,960
human rights standards for law
enforcement conference in Sweden.
385
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,600
Yeah? So, what did he say?
386
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,360
Well, primarily,
there are four domains of practice -
387
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,960
assessment, primarily pre-employment
referrals...
388
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,520
I need help.
389
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,000
Toast!
390
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,200
Looks like your arm's been
chewed damn right off!
391
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,400
SHE SIGHS
392
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,200
Guess we better
clean him up them, Doc?
393
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,360
Hot damn!
394
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,040
You're lucky, Toast,
395
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,440
you've got the kind of arm
that can be easily reattached.
396
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,400
You need to keep it on ice
till you get to a hospital.
397
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,440
I'll just give you some more
painkillers.
398
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,000
It doesn't hurt that much,
399
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,600
not since I took some of Rusty
Halloween's anti-snakebite pills.
400
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,000
Those pills kept you
going for a while,
401
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,640
but there will be a delayed shock.
402
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,920
Believe me, by tomorrow,
403
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,760
you'll be praying to the devil
himself to ease your pain.
404
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,320
Ah, shit.
405
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,840
All right, well,
thank you very much, Doc Brown.
406
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,640
You better get some rest.
407
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,400
I, uh, got a bottle of Wild Turkey
waiting for me at Ma Reilly's place.
408
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,120
I'll see you all tomorrow.
409
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,440
Night, Bill.
410
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,160
I've got to go and perform
a vasectomy early tomorrow.
411
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,240
So, I better go.
412
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,480
Night, Doc. Good luck with that.
413
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,160
I must thank you, Wildcat Lil,
you've been very kind to me.
414
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,520
It's been nice having you around.
415
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,200
I must say, it gets kind of lonely
416
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,840
looking at the same old faces
all the time and...
417
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,680
..you've got a nice face.
418
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,000
Hm.
419
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,000
Ooh!
BED CREAKING
420
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,480
Well, this is very good.
Very good indeed.
421
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,200
WILDCAT LIL HOWLS
And that'll do it.
422
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,800
SHE SIGHS
423
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,120
Coffee?
424
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,640
Don't mind if I do.
425
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,720
Presuming you don't have any tea?
426
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,240
No tea here, honey.
427
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,840
Ain't got no cups neither so I have
to pull it straight into your face.
428
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,800
All right, just a little.
429
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,240
Last night's sex was superb.
430
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,840
You certainly live up to your name,
Wildcat Lil.
431
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,360
I've never had sex with
a one-armed man before.
432
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,200
Apart from Sheriff Baker.
433
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,600
Where is my arm?
434
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,000
It's in the mini fridge.
435
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,200
Right, well, I better get back
to crazy Barney
436
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,760
and deliver his snake pronto.
437
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,760
How do I get out of here,
my darling?
438
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,480
You can borrow my mule and cart.
439
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,960
oh, darn it! Doc Brown or Bill
must have taken my mule!
440
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,280
Can you pull the cart yourself?
441
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,280
I'm sure I can manage that.
442
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,360
I'll make sure you get
your mini fridge back.
443
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,480
Lucky it's solar powered.
444
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,760
Don't forget your pill.
You heard what the doc said.
445
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,360
As soon as the painkillers wear off,
the pain will be tremendous.
446
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,360
Hopefully,
you'll be back in LA by then.
447
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,640
Let's hope so.
448
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,720
You've been very kind to me.
I'll never forget you, Wildcat Lil.
449
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,200
Goodbye!
450
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,480
Bye.
451
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,880
Shit.
452
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,040
PLOP!
453
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,120
Hey, look who it is.
454
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,480
GYPSY LAUGHS
455
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,360
What happened to your arm, cowboy?
456
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,560
It was bitten off by a tiger.
Your snake's in the wooden box.
457
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,840
Hold on, buddy.
458
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,000
This snake is dead.
459
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,440
GYPSY GASPS
460
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,680
It looks all right to me.
461
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,720
Don't dance with me, man.
462
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,920
This snake is as dry
as a goddamn bone.
463
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,840
Why didn't you feed him?
464
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,480
I don't know. I guess that means
we've got to kill you.
465
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,360
Ain't that right, Gypsy?
466
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,840
Sure is.
467
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,280
He signed a contract.
468
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,200
Yeah, at gunpoint.
469
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,560
And I don't remember any stipulation
about the snake having to be alive.
470
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,280
Is that right, cowboy?
CAR PULLS UP
471
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,440
Yes.
SIREN WAILS
472
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,760
Turn around now!
473
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,920
Step over here.
474
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,640
What the hell is that?
475
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,280
It's a box with dead rattlesnake
in it.
476
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,280
What's in the mini fridge?
477
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,520
My arm. It got bitten off
by a tiger.
478
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,800
Is that so? Yeah-yeah.
479
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,360
You ever hear an accent
like that before, Mickey?
480
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,120
Toronto, am I right?
481
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,360
Ha-ha-ha!
482
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,120
Looks like we've got the hippie
that ambushed that movie crew.
483
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,400
No, no, no, I'm one of the actors.
484
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,600
I'm actually over here to
appear in the new Star Wars movie.
485
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,320
Oh, yeah, sure.
486
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,720
You don't want me,
you want these two.
487
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,520
Shit. They were there a second ago.
488
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,920
Sure they were. All right.
489
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,080
Now, get your goddamn hands
in the air
490
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,240
and don't you move,
you Canadian cowboy bastard.
491
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,520
HE SCREAMS
492
00:28:11,570 --> 00:28:16,120
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