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[crowd cheering]
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[drumming]
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[cheering continue]
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- [drum beating loudly]
- [booing]
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- [telephone ringing]
- '[dance music playing on stereo]
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[whooshing]
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Yeah?
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Uh... uh... no.
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[music stops]
Say again?
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- [shower running]
- Come on... what?
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Jumping? Huh? Music?
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No, mate.
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Mmm. Uh...
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[blowing raspberries]
Try next door.
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[shower trickling]
[man talking indistinctly on phone]
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Ta-ta. [telephone clatters]
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[laughs]
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- [shaking bottle]
- [dance music resumes]
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You playing music now?
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[Jason] Yeah. Can't sleep
with the shower on.
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[soul music playing]
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That my protein shake?
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[belches]
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Ow!
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- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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Ooh. Ooh! Oi! Oi!
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[music stops]
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Hey, you hear Jojo got sucked off
by a lady journalist?
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[snaps fingers] Yeah, she had a deadline.
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He made her give him shines
before he talked to her.
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- Who told you that?
- Jojo.
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[scoffs]
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- [video game pings]
- You don't like Jojo?
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Make a lovely couple, you two.
Who makes the tea?
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You reckon he'll play tomorrow?
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- He strikes the ball clean.
- Can't control it though.
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Yeah, but his left foot, though.
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Yeah, he thinks
he's Roberto fucking Carlos.
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Hits the target about as much too.
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Well, that ain't gonna help you sleep.
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Doughnut.
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Have to clean your teeth again!
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[rope whooshing]
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I need some pussy, man.
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It's killing me.
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We could get a girl, take it
in turns, one on, one off.
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You know them girls
hanging in the lobby?
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Yeah. One of them
looked like your sister.
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Shut up!
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Oh, Kemme!
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Danny and Leesy slipped them
security guys some money
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to send them a couple of birds up.
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- Did they?
- Yeah.
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But Jojo reckons they're plants, though.
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What? Like asparagus?
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No, like special agents, man.
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They want their home
teams to win, so they come
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here and have sex with us.
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Right. I'm enjoying this theory.
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Because when you cum, that's
your energy gone. Everyone knows that.
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What PE syllabus did your school do?
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What do I need GCSEs for?
This is the Champions League, man.
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We made it.
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After tomorrow, ain't no looking back.
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We ain't even gonna play tomorrow.
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We'll just be keeping
the bench warm all game,
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just like last week
and the week before.
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Jase... you are having me on, right?
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[sighs] We're gonna start tomorrow.
I hope you do know that.
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Right. We've been at this
academy since we were eight.
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Uh, seven.
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All them other kids
have fallen by the way.
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Now, it's just me, you and Jojo.
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It's that new generation,
we've been groomed.
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Jase, this is our time.
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- [whooshing]
- [exhales]
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[panting] I got something to show you.
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Jojo and Leesy tag-teamed
these girls in Blackburn.
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Nah, nah, nah. I don't wanna watch
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Jojo's sorry arse bobbing up and down.
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[moaning on video]
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Fucking hell.
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[Jojo on video] I mean, this is it.
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- Oi, my dick's bigger than his.
- [both chuckle]
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This is it, this is it.
This bit kills me.
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[moaning intensifies on video]
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Oh, no!
[raucous laughter]
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"I don't want! No!"
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[gargles]
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[laughs] That is classic!
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- [tape whirrs]
- [woman moaning on video]
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Have you seen his missus?
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Leesy's? Yeah, man.
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Do you feel bad for her?
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No, no, no. She must have known that man's
got urges when she married him.
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Always dipping his willy
somewhere he shouldn't be.
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How comes it never gets in the papers?
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It's not like he even tries to hide it.
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He's got a deal with them.
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Huh?
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You got a story you wanna
keep out the papers,
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and you gotta find another story. Right?
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That is all, they don't actually care.
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Your agent not tell you this?
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Hmm? Oh, no.
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[clears throat] My dad handles all that.
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[Ade chuckles]
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You wanna get yourself
a proper agent, mate.
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[chuckles]
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See that?
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[Jason] What?
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That.
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What's that?
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That is my celebration.
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- That?
- [Ade] Mmm.
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I'm going to trademark that.
Put it on all my merchandise.
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It looks like you got
a bit of dirt in your eye.
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Ah, ten years from now, all the little
kids are going to be doing that.
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[laughs] Are they, Ade?
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Yeah, you watch.
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[rubbing]
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What?
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Cor, you black boys.
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Always moisturizing.
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Hey, what was the name
of that girl you pulled in that club?
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Echoes?
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Echoes, Echoes, Echoes.
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[chuckles] Go on.
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Did, uh...
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did she have a tight pussy?
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- Was it shaved?
- Can I ask you a question, Ade?
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Is it dirty?
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How do you square your all-consuming
hunt for minge with your Christian faith?
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What kind of question's that?
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What, just giving you some practice
for all them interviews you're doing.
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Yeah, well. You know... [grunts]
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Black warrior prince
needs his pussy, so...
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- He likes talking about it.
- Huh?
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More pussy than you.
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[laughs] You been checking?
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[laughs] Ignorant white man.
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I wouldn't worry, Ade.
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I'm sure your dad's covered you
in a blanket of prayer.
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[sighs] Sweet. Make fun of my dad!
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Oh! He's a nutter
and you've said it yourself.
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Yeah, well, he's my dad, all right?
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[imitating Nigerian accent]
Do you know Jesus, Jason?
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Do you know him in your heart?
Straight off the bat.
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- Don't start...
- "Oh, hello, Mr Lotomo.
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- Do you know Jesus?"
- All right, all right.
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Like, what was that, erm...
What was that thing he said? Erm...
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"If there is sin in your..."
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[Nigerian accent] "If there is sin
in your heart,
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cast it out!" [laughs]
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"How can a man outrun the devil,
if the devil is in your heart?"
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It's the longest grace I've ever heard.
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[Ade chuckles] My tea was cold
by the time he'd finished.
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Imagine living with him.
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You believe him, though?
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- Some of it.
- Yeah?
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- Do you pray?
- Yeah.
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[laughs mockingly] What for?
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You should try it.
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Don't you fucking dare...
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- What?
- No, don't try and convert me.
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- I'm just saying.
- You're a closet nut.
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[chuckles]
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He cracks me up, your dad.
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He likes you.
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Oh, by telling me
I got the devil in my heart?
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That's his... that's his way.
That actually means he respects you.
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Does he ever tell you
you got the devil in your heart?
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You recording this?
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- You'll wipe over the tape, man.
- [gasps]
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What, Jojo's skanky home porn?
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There's a loss to world cinema.
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Stop pointing it at me.
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Oi!
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What do you reckon about Deano?
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- Deano?
- Mmm.
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If Deano was a lolly,
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he'd lick himself to death.
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[Ade chuckles]
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Yeah, a couple of weeks back after drills,
we was all in the shower...
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Hmm?
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And everyone was talking about squad.
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These times,
we didn't know we'd be in it.
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- Yeah.
- And Deano was there
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and before I thought,
"This guy's a prick.
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Always in your face in training,
giving you a little kick."
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And he come up to me
and he's all asking me about myself.
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Like, man's taking a proper interest,
you know, Deano,
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he's all saying,
"Don't sweat it.
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I know what it's like.
Don't worry."
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And I'm thinking,
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- "This guy's actually all right."
- Yeah.
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And then... [sighs]
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Then I notice everyone is laughing,
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because Deano is pissing down my leg.
The whole time we're talking,
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he is pissing down my leg in the shower.
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[chuckling silently]
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- Why you laughing?
- [chuckles]
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Oh, he's like that with everyone.
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Oh, what, has he pissed down your leg?
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Nah.
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I think he's a bit racist.
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[Jason urinating] Deano? Nah.
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Well, not racist,
but the things he says, though.
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It's a sign of affection.
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Pissing on my leg?
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He's from Portsmouth.
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It's cultural.
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Besides, he never passes it
in five-a-side.
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Uh-huh. Told me he rated you.
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- Did he say that?
- Yeah.
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On the coach when we were playing cards.
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[chuckles]
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Is that what you lot talk about?
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Compared you to Bergkamp.
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Bergkamp?
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Said you got the potential
to be the next Dennis Bergkamp...
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[sighs]
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Or was it Dennis Wise?
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Fuck off.
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Ah, it was the black Dennis Wise.
That's what he called you.
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- You should be on telly, mate.
- Hoo-hoo, I will be, mate.
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He's gonna regret when I take his place.
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[scoffs]
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[whispers] Pass and move.
Drop. Pass and move.
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Pass and move.
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[exhales]
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[vigorous scrubbing]
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How come you do your own boots, man?
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I like the smell of polish.
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Get you hard, does it?
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Not as hard as your sister
when she sits on my face.
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- I done told you, man.
- [chuckling] What?
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Is she not like the other girls, Ade?
Is she special?
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[laughs]
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All right. All right.
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Oi, I think she likes me, though.
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- [slaps]
- Ah!
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Is that your ritual?
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Every Saturday,
Dad would lay his paper down,
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pop the telly on,
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polish his boots in the front room.
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Mum would go spare.
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That his kit, yeah?
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Come to all your games, don't he?
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- Mmm.
- In his Jag.
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- Yeah, one of 'em.
- "One of 'em"?
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How many houses you got again?
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00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:32,041
Uh... He's a builder.
254
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,416
It's what he does.
255
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:34,666
Mmm.
256
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:39,500
Yeah, my dad's too busy
with his sermons.
257
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:45,916
Well, he came to that thing
you was in for your, um, drama exam.
258
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:49,083
[chuckling] Rah.
I forgot you come to that.
259
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,000
Yeah, well, you were good in that.
260
00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,083
Yeah, what was that thing you did
where you had that
261
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,083
red material you pulled and then...
262
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:58,666
That was abstract movement, yeah.
That represent...
263
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,250
[chuckling]
264
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,916
- What you laughing at?
- Nah. No, I'm just remembering.
265
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,250
It was...
266
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,458
"Oh, oh. I love this person."
267
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:09,916
[chuckles]
268
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,333
- No, it was good.
- Mmm.
269
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,166
I was surprised you come to that.
270
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:19,875
Give us a blast.
271
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,500
Go on! Argh!
272
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:24,958
I can't do it to order.
273
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,458
Ah, too much pressure?
274
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,375
[laughs]
275
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,791
[Ade urinating]
276
00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,583
Make sure you wash your hands!
277
00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:50,083
[sniffs]
278
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,166
[flushes]
279
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,250
How'd you know how to play poker?
280
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,583
What's that, mate?
281
00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:58,625
- [water running]
- On the bus.
282
00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,375
You was playing with the older lot.
283
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,625
- Your dad teach you?
- Ah, yeah, yeah.
284
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,833
He'd win my pocket money back off me.
285
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:08,833
What?
286
00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:11,458
Yeah. He'd give me pocket money.
287
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,791
We'd play cards, then he'd win it back.
288
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,958
Said it was a lesson in life.
289
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,250
Would you teach me to play?
290
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,500
Jase?
291
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:34,916
[Nigerian accent] Ade, it is me,
292
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,416
[clicks tongue] Babatunde.
293
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,625
What the fuck, man?
294
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,625
Your long-lost brother from Nigeria!
295
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,142
- Are you kidding me?
- Come here, Ade.
296
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,041
- Show your brother some love. Oh!
- Get the fuck away from me!
297
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,083
Why you treat me so harshly?
298
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:49,166
[laughs] I've come so far to see you.
299
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,000
Hey, it is me.
[clicks tongue]
300
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,043
Your brother from Nigeria
you didn't know you had.
301
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,416
Your father had many children.
302
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,166
Seriously, get the fuck away from me.
303
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,416
Why you so sad to see
Babatunde? Ade.
304
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,583
[in normal voice] Ade, come on, mate.
I'm only having a laugh. Oi.
305
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,083
Oi. It's just a bit of banter.
306
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,958
[stammering] You all right, geez?
307
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,241
You all right, me old diamond?
308
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,684
- [Jason shrieks with laughter]
- Me old china?
309
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,083
- Want some plums?
- I want to see your plums.
310
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,291
Two for a pound! Two for a pound!
311
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:23,000
Would you like a cup of tea? Crumpet,
me lady? Come and have a look!
312
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:26,291
- Yeah, mate.
- I'm on your bed, brother. What is that?
313
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,916
- You what? Get your hands off my plums.
- Ah!
314
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,750
- Two plums in a brown bag!
- [clamouring]
315
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,541
- You want these plums?
- Oh! Oh, oh!
316
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,416
You what? Eh!
317
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,166
- Oh, ah!
- Eh! There you go.
318
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,250
[both clamouring]
319
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,559
- [in normal voice] Oh, you dirty bugger.
- [laughs]
320
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,625
Oh, I just tasted
your chocolate salty balls.
321
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,708
Ah! I've got chocolate on my balls!
322
00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,059
- Ah!
- [Ade] No, no, no, no, no.
323
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,833
I'm never having chocolate spread again!
324
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,083
[both yell]
325
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,375
[phone rings]
326
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:56,875
I ain't answering that.
327
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,916
- [laughs]
- [phone continues ringing]
328
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,291
[chuckles]
329
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,750
[water running]
330
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,375
- Oi, budge up.
- Oi!
331
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,708
- So, you going to teach me?
- Teach you what?
332
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,166
Play poker.
333
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,041
What? You, play poker?
334
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,250
[scoffs]
335
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,333
What?
336
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,458
You serious?
337
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:28,500
[laughs] Yeah.
338
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,041
Oh, don't be funny.
339
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,958
Come on, you need
a certain type of brain.
340
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,351
You think you're smarter than me?
341
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,375
[laughs]
342
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,958
[Jason] Oh, shush.
343
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,416
Let's just leave it, yeah?
344
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,750
No, no, no. Oh, wait.
How much you win today?
345
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,625
- [chuckles]
- [Ade] Huh?
346
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:45,291
- Hmm?
- Oh. Oh, you lost?
347
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,500
Ah. Is that because
you're so good at poker?
348
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,041
What is this? The big boys
didn't let you into their game?
349
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,333
- No, how much they take off you?
- Don't know.
350
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:54,833
A monkey.
351
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,583
- Five hundred pounds?
- Yeah.
352
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,500
Yeah, Ade, pounds,
English pounds. 500 pounds.
353
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,083
In half an hour? [laughs]
354
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,041
Ha-ha! Well, next week I'll win it back.
355
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,083
Ooh, if you're playing.
356
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,858
Yeah? What's that supposed to mean?
357
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:11,833
You might not be picked next week.
358
00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:15,000
Well, we both might not be picked.
359
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:16,791
I will be.
360
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,583
Okay. So you're saying
you're better than me?
361
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,750
- Come on.
- Ah.
362
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,333
[laughs]
363
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,875
- Let's leave it, yeah?
- No, no, actually I'm intrigued.
364
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:33,458
Oh, no, no. Oh, I understand.
365
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,000
What?
366
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,666
- Ah!
- What?
367
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,291
[smacks lips] I understand.
368
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,916
[scoffs] You don't understand nothing.
369
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,476
You're just saying that to seem
more mysterious, like you know something.
370
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,916
Pressure's getting to you.
371
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,291
It's making you act up.
372
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,640
I ain't the one
who messed up today, okay?
373
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,833
What you talking about?
374
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,023
What do you think I'm talking about?
375
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,666
[sighs] Do you really want to do this?
376
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,559
You were supposed to be marking him.
377
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:04,767
You were supposed to be covering.
378
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,250
- It was your zone!
- I pushed up.
379
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,642
It was your zone!
That was the whole point in that session.
380
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,476
We were playing the overlap. That means
my man becomes your man, vice versa.
381
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,500
Every time before I've pushed on,
you dropped back.
382
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,666
- So I pushed up that time.
- I was already up.
383
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,875
- Look, it wasn't me coach shouted at.
- I know. I know it wasn't.
384
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,125
- What was I supposed to do?
- Not go flying up
385
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,333
when I was already up,
leaving us open at the back!
386
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,583
It was only a training game!
387
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,625
Well, I'm saying in the game,
388
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,958
don't leave me looking
like I lost my man.
389
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,250
I'm saying in the game,
don't lose your man.
390
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,166
Uh! We were playing the overlap.
391
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,476
That means my man... where you going?
392
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,434
- Don't just fucking walk off...
- I'm going for a piss.
393
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,767
- No, we were talking, don't just walk off.
- I'm going for a piss, okay?
394
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:42,333
- Oh, yes, okay.
- Good. Oh, just so as you know,
395
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,666
I'll be leaving a space
this side of the room.
396
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:48,291
You think it's too big, Jase, you might
want to push up and cover it.
397
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,541
Next time you fancy a shot at glory,
398
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:53,708
how about you give me
a bit of advance notice, you cunt?
399
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,166
[Abe snorts]
400
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,333
They were laughing at you.
401
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,708
Deano, Leesy, laughing
at taking your money at cards
402
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:13,231
- and how you think you're one of the boys.
- That's bollocks.
403
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,875
Said they thought you was a bit suspect.
404
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:21,208
[laughs] When was this?
405
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,250
- When you was in the shower.
- How do you mean?
406
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:26,000
- Different.
- Different. Different?
407
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,666
What's that supposed to mean, huh?
408
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,250
[claps]
409
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,041
A bit...
410
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,041
you know, man.
411
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,166
No, I don't know.
412
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,083
[snorts]
413
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,291
A bit posh, mate.
414
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,916
Posh?
415
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:56,208
[chuckles]
I'm from Stanford-Le-fucking-Hope!
416
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,666
You ain't exactly from the Ends, are you?
417
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,416
I'm having a beer.
418
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,458
Cracking up, is it?
419
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,695
Look, let's not pretend
that we don't know what's going on.
420
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,416
They can't keep us both on,
not with this new formation.
421
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,416
Yeah, I know that, Ade.
I am not thick.
422
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,166
There is a window.
I can see it closing.
423
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,083
If I'm in a better position tomorrow
424
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,458
and I'm on, will you pass me the ball?
425
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,125
[whispers] This guy...
426
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,333
[sighs]
427
00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:40,541
When your chance come, Jase,
you best take it,
428
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,906
'cause that's what I'm going to do.
It's nothing personal.
429
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,666
Really? Really?
430
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,166
Maybe I need this more than you.
431
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:54,458
- This is stupid.
- [laughs]
432
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,416
Look, whatever happens...
433
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,958
we... will always be brothers, yeah?
434
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:07,000
- Here.
- No. We got a game tomorrow.
435
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:10,166
Ade, are you leaving me hanging?
436
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:12,958
Ade...
437
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,166
We're brothers.
438
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
[sighs]
439
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:34,041
[laughs] You doughnut.
440
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:38,083
Frickin' hell, man.
441
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,958
- What's the mat... oi!
- [laughs] Ah! Ah!
442
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,458
- What, huh? Yeah?
- Oh, you fucker! Don't stop.
443
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,833
- Shall I give you a hug? Huh?
- Oh, yes, yes, don't stop.
444
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,500
- Do you want to squeeze me plums?
- I'll squeeze your plums.
445
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,458
[cackling]
446
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,875
He does it all! Matron!
447
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,500
[laughs] Ah! Ah!
448
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,166
What the fuck?
449
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,458
- I'll feel your plums.
- Seriously, what the fuck?
450
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,083
- What?
- You got a fucking hard-on!
451
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,541
- No, I don't.
- No, you did, mate.
452
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:04,083
- I felt it. You had a fucking hard-on.
- No.
453
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,406
- Nah, man.
- [panting] You did.
454
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,958
I won't be keeping this to myself.
455
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,791
- Please, man. Mate, it's nothing. I...
- Oh, no, man, no.
456
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,583
- No, I'll tell everyone about this.
- I get nervous before a game.
457
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:16,166
- Yeah, yeah.
- Wait. Huh?
458
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,083
Pulling your leg.
459
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,583
[laughs] Doughnut.
460
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,541
Oi, I'm pulling your leg.
461
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:23,833
[chuckles]
462
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:28,000
Loads of people get a hard-on
before a game.
463
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:29,625
I know I do.
464
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,458
I get a massive hard-on.
465
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,666
- Do you?
- Yeah, of course.
466
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,375
[laughs] You all right?
467
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,416
[chuckles] All right? You look scared.
468
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,541
Why would I be scared?
469
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:46,875
[laughs] Oh.
470
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,833
Give us a cuddle. [laughs]
471
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,625
You bum boy. [laughs]
472
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,125
[pats]
473
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,583
Oh...
474
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,666
oh... [chuckles]
475
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:13,208
- You're very huggable, Ade.
- Piss off.
476
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,166
[chuckles softly]
477
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:05,791
[slaps]
478
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:08,291
Doughnut.
479
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:18,291
[shower running]
480
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:33,500
[lift bell rings]
481
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:36,333
- [Jason mutters] Oh. Oh. Oh!
- [Lyndsey laughs]
482
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,833
[indistinct chatter]
483
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,291
- Oh, oh.
- He just popped you?
484
00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:43,291
Oh, fuck. If he's broken it,
I won't be happy.
485
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:46,083
- Oh, fuck.
- I reckon it's an improvement, actually.
486
00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,875
Oh, well, that's nice. Sympathy.
487
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,000
My nan hits harder than that.
488
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,563
- Is she a bit of a bruiser?
- [thuds]
489
00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:54,291
- Argh! Argh! Shit!
- [laughs]
490
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,625
- Serves you right, you cheeky bastard.
- Argh!
491
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:59,666
- Oh, this fucking... oh, fuck.
- [laughs]
492
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,083
[Jason chuckles]
493
00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:06,333
- Do I look sexy?
- Mmm.
494
00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:09,041
Blood on your shirt, bust-up nose.
You look well fit.
495
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,208
Yeah? Girls like that, bit of blood.
496
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:14,125
Oh, yeah. I love a fella
who can't handle himself.
497
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,375
Think I broke his camera, the twat.
498
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,666
I know. Why do you think he was so upset?
499
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,392
Oh, you know what, I'd have floored him
if you hadn't got in the fucking way.
500
00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:23,291
[chuckles]
501
00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:25,208
Hold your head back, soft lad.
502
00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,958
Oh, careful, careful, careful, careful.
503
00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,041
Ah.
504
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:31,583
- [chuckles]
- Them bouncers were, like, bosh.
505
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,500
He was shitting himself.
506
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,708
I know, I could smell it.
[chuckles]
507
00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:36,958
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
508
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,041
[chuckles]
509
00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:42,125
- Do I not look a bit sexy? Huh?
- Oh.
510
00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,000
- Maybes a bit.
- Ah.
511
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,750
- [laughs]
- Ah.
512
00:24:55,958 --> 00:25:00,000
- Clean yourself up, you little slut.
- [laughs]
513
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,416
- Get us a shirt.
- Where are they?
514
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,125
Uh, should be some clobber on the bed.
515
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,375
[chuckles]
516
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:24,708
[breathes heavily]
517
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,125
Someone's been eating
their Shredded Wheat.
518
00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:45,625
[laughs]
519
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,333
- Huh? Huh?
- [laughs]
520
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:54,791
Oh, you look like you're taking a shit.
521
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:56,208
[both chuckling]
522
00:25:58,750 --> 00:25:59,750
[gasps]
523
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:03,958
[laughing] What's that?
Is that your sexy face?
524
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,250
No.
525
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,208
It's my cum face.
526
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,375
Oh, does that happen a lot?
527
00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,958
Getting hassle off the paparazzi?
528
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,708
Oh, normally they're all right.
529
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,041
It's all fun and games.
530
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,125
- I'm going to have a piss.
- Can I watch?
531
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:25,000
- All right.
- [laughs]
532
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,333
- Fucking hell.
- Do you want to hold me plonker?
533
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,541
- No, you're all right, pet.
- Well, it's your loss. It's a whopper.
534
00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:31,833
[chuckles]
535
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,041
[groans] Ah.
536
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,125
[whispers] Fucking hell.
537
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,083
[Jason] Put some music on!
538
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:46,583
Something jolly.
539
00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:57,500
Remote's in the wall!
540
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,291
Got it!
541
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:01,541
[breathing heavily]
542
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,708
[slow music playing]
543
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:11,000
[chuckles]
Is this what you listen to?
544
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:12,500
What are you, 16?
545
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,541
Oi! Fuck off, he's a mate.
546
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:18,708
- Are you joking?
- Did my birthday out in Miami.
547
00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:20,125
Are you serious?
548
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:22,166
[slow music continues playing]
549
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,916
Jesus, man.
550
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:50,500
Footballers.
551
00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:00,041
Fuck me. [chuckles]
552
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,833
Are you a ninja?
553
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,583
- It's all right, isn't it?
- It's a bit like where I live.
554
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,541
Uh-huh. [laughs]
555
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,000
Do you come here often?
556
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,333
Uh, yeah,
557
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:15,875
I try to stay on an extra day
if we got a game down here if I can.
558
00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:18,500
They know me. They're discrete.
559
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,791
You got family down here?
560
00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:24,083
Yeah. Mum and Dad still out east.
561
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:28,875
Mmm.
562
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,416
[sighs]
563
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,208
- Let's do this inside.
- [laughs]
564
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,791
Fuck off.
You're not on a promise.
565
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:39,541
Oh, why, you think you can resist me?
566
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:43,000
- All right. Easy, tiger.
- Oh, come on, I'm horny.
567
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:45,625
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
- What?
568
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:48,166
[giggles] Nothing.
569
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,000
It's just you.
570
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:51,708
What?
571
00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:53,750
You're not how I thought you'd be.
572
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,208
- Yeah?
- I thought you'd be less...
573
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:57,916
Intelligent?
574
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Needy.
575
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,125
"Needy"?
576
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,708
That's the wrong word. Vulnerable.
577
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,000
[scoffs] Vulnerable? What's that mean?
578
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:10,166
It's like you need constant stimulation.
579
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,583
- Yeah, I do need constant stimulation.
- [laughs]
580
00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,500
[imitates monkey]
581
00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:18,458
I bet you were an annoying kid
that needed constant attention.
582
00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:21,625
- Teachers fucking loved me.
- Oh, you're one of those kids.
583
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,375
Ah. I was quite popular.
584
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,041
And what happened?
585
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
[laughs] Oh, what?
586
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,916
Oh, what? Did I annoy you?
587
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,750
Oh, I did, didn't I?
588
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,291
Oh, is it 'cause I called you vulnerable?
589
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,434
- Let me tell you something, right?
- What, is it about you?
590
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,851
- My first proper game five years back,
- Your favourite subject.
591
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:42,958
- We was in Romania.
- Yeah.
592
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,976
It was my mate's first game, too.
Away game in Romania.
593
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,666
- Is it a football story? Yes!
- We were nervous as shit. Shh!
594
00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:50,583
And the ball comes to me
at the edge of the box this high.
595
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,750
- And I had a choice then...
- [chuckles]
596
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,250
Whether to knock it out to my mate
or take the shot, 30 yards out.
597
00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,614
He's in a better position,
I should have passed, I didn't.
598
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:01,416
I hit it first time, bosh, top corner.
599
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,916
Before I had time to blink,
it had gone in, bang!
600
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,958
Just like that. Goal of the season.
601
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,916
What, so this is just a story
about how great you are?
602
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
No!
603
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:14,083
You called me vulnerable
and I'm just saying,
604
00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:16,846
you got to take your chances
where they come 'cause life ain't fair,
605
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,541
and when it comes to it,
there ain't no room for emotion.
606
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,750
And how did your mate feel,
the one that you didn't pass to?
607
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:26,833
Mmm, never asked.
608
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,916
Is he still your mate?
609
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,000
[doorbell rings]
610
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,083
[soft music playing]
611
00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:37,583
Yo.
612
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:49,208
Just, uh, put it on the side there,
please, mate.
613
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,250
What you looking at?
614
00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:23,958
[Jason hums]
615
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:26,541
[cork pops]
616
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:29,583
[chuckles]
617
00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,500
Whoa.
618
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:53,291
[inhales] Mm.
619
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,333
[house music on stereo]
620
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,541
Come on. Show us what you got.
621
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,083
[claps]
622
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,541
Come on! Come on!
Give us a private show.
623
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,041
[scoffs]
624
00:32:07,541 --> 00:32:09,041
It's my night off.
625
00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:10,851
You were dancing in the club tonight.
626
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,333
- Well, that was work.
- So?
627
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,208
[moaning]
628
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,000
I like to keep work
and my private life separate.
629
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,083
Oh, yeah?
630
00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:29,083
I'm just going to go and powder my nose.
631
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:32,208
- Mm? Do you mean have a piss?
- Mm-hmm.
632
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:36,458
A nice long hot one
dedicated to you. [laughs]
633
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:53,958
[sighs]
634
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,208
[house music echoing]
635
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,583
[exhales]
636
00:32:58,916 --> 00:33:00,750
[electronic music playing]
637
00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:19,833
[sighs]
638
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,291
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
639
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:26,708
What?
640
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,208
Your moves! [laughs]
641
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:33,000
Ah! All right. Yeah, baby.
642
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:36,208
- [humming]
- What, is that your moves?
643
00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:37,416
Yeah, you like?
644
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,333
Mm-hmm, there's plenty more
where that came from.
645
00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,791
- Go on, then.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
646
00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:44,791
I'd say you'd better call
emergency services
647
00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:48,125
- 'cause some of these are dangerous.
- You nearly took me eye out.
648
00:33:48,208 --> 00:33:49,666
There's, er, this.
649
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,000
- [vocalizing]
- [giggles]
650
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,541
Yeah, yeah, there's this.
651
00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:56,583
What's that, ba-ba?
Oh-ba-ba-ba-ba-na, ba-ba-ba!
652
00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:58,583
And there's this. There's this.
653
00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:01,916
What's this? Oh! Oh, what's this?
What's this cheeky little fellow?
654
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,291
What's he doing, eh?
He's on fire. The boy is on fire.
655
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,833
What is that, Lord of the Dance?
656
00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:09,416
You are in the presence
of something special here.
657
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,958
- Ah, yeah, special's the word.
- [both laugh]
658
00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:15,916
That routine you did at the club tonight,
that was impressive.
659
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,500
- Well, it's harder than people think.
- What, dancing around a pole?
660
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,458
Or kicking a ball?
661
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:25,375
[moaning]
662
00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:29,541
- [sighs] Do you like that?
- Yeah, right there. Mm-hmm.
663
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,583
Show us your tits.
664
00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:39,583
[Lyndsey grunts softly]
All right. Slow down, man.
665
00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,208
[Jason] Mm-hmm. Take it off.
666
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,041
Come on, take it off.
667
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,916
Come on. Take it off.
You hear what I said? Take it off.
668
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,750
I said take it off. Come on.
669
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:49,958
I'm sorry.
670
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:54,125
[sniffles] Sorry. I can't do this.
671
00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,541
Can't do what?
672
00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,166
This. I can't do this. I'm just...
673
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:02,000
- [music stops]
- [sighs]
674
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,083
[sighs]
675
00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:16,833
Is this what you're after?
676
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,041
Can I have my bag, please?
677
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,875
I'm... I'm just going to go.
678
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,083
No, you don't.
679
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:30,083
- Just give us me bag.
- What do you need your bag for?
680
00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:31,916
- Well, it's got my stuff.
- What "stuff"?
681
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,291
Lipstick, tissues.
682
00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:36,166
- What? Do you want an inventory?
- Yeah, what else?
683
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:39,833
There might be a bit of fluff
and a tampon, I'm not sure.
684
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:41,166
And the camera?
685
00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,125
- Camera?
- Mm-hmm.
686
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,916
There's a camera on my phone,
if that's what you're talking about.
687
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Mm-hmm.
688
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,083
What are you doing?
689
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:02,458
- Right, I'm calling the police.
- No, you ain't calling no one.
690
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,017
I'm calling them.
You paranoid bastard.
691
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:06,625
Good. We'll have a chat with them
about this and all, shall we?
692
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,458
[softly] Fuck.
693
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,416
It wasn't my idea.
694
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:23,125
They approached me. [sighs]
695
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,208
I've never done this before, all right?
I'm not that sort of person.
696
00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:32,750
Oh, yeah. Well, apparently you are.
697
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,625
Look, I thought I could do it,
but I was wrong, all right?
698
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,541
Just... just give us me keys
and me purse.
699
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,291
I'm... I'm just going to go.
700
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,208
But you can't go.
701
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,583
Why can't I?
702
00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:49,708
'Cause of what you signed, darlin'.
703
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:54,791
What? How do you know
what I signed or I didn't sign?
704
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,041
Did you know about this?
705
00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:04,083
What, do you...
do you think I'm fucking stupid?
706
00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:06,166
Of course I know.
707
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,458
Are you saying that you planned this?
708
00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:14,541
What the fuck is going on,
'cause this is...
709
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:19,583
Why would you... why would you
film yourself cheating on your wife?
710
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:22,291
Was this... was this a dare or...
711
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,416
some way of proving that you're...
712
00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,375
[sighs] A man or...
713
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,708
Ah.
714
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:32,708
- Let's have a drink.
- What?
715
00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:35,333
I got the mood wrong.
You know, I misjudged things.
716
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:36,517
Come on, let's have a drink.
717
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:39,458
I was just talking sexy,
you know, I was talking a bit dirty.
718
00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:41,976
I was trying to get you into it.
Thought you'd be into it. That's all.
719
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,250
It was just sexy talk.
I didn't mean nothing.
720
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:46,500
I thought you'd like it,
but you didn't.
721
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:48,250
I got the mood wrong, so let's just...
722
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,416
[inhales]
723
00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:51,458
Look, let's just take it nice and slow.
724
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,125
You think we're still going to do this?
725
00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:56,458
Well, why not?
726
00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,041
Why not? It'll be laugh.
727
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:00,625
- A "laugh"?
- Yeah.
728
00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:02,833
Well, making a sex tape
and selling it to the papers,
729
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,916
that's a laugh for you, is it?
730
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,958
What, that's a fucking weekend for you?
731
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,875
Do you know what?
732
00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:12,458
- No, you don't.
- I've had enough.
733
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,125
- No, no.
- No, you put your hands on me
734
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,916
- and I'll scream my fucking head off!
- Keep your voice down.
735
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,226
Don't tell me to keep my voice down.
736
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:21,083
Fine, but let's just keep
our fucking heads, all right?
737
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,500
Let's talk like mature fucking adults.
738
00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:25,333
Is that what you think we are?
739
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,916
I want to know what's going on.
740
00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:31,267
- Fuck, just sit yourself down.
- I don't want to sit down!
741
00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:33,291
Oh, my fucking God.
Lyndsey, darling,
742
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,851
I'm gathering my thoughts, all right?
743
00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,476
I can't think
with all this fucking hoopla.
744
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,041
I'm gathering my thoughts.
745
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,500
Je...
746
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,541
Jesus.
747
00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:51,666
Look.
748
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,291
- It's nothing.
- What's nothing?
749
00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:02,833
Some... some little dickhead's
shooting his mouth off telling stories.
750
00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:05,791
- It's just fucking bullshit.
- What's bullshit?
751
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,684
It doesn't matter, what's bullshit,
because it ain't true.
752
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:09,726
[Lyndsey] Well, if it doesn't matter,
why you doing this?
753
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,791
Because he's telling stories.
754
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,041
Well, what kind of stories?
755
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:17,458
Look, uh, this is what I am trying
to explain to you, if you'd just listen.
756
00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,125
It doesn't matter what kind of stories,
757
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,458
because they ain't true.
758
00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:25,458
- What kind of stories?
- Look...
759
00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:29,916
I'm having trouble with my wife.
760
00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:32,536
That's all you need to know.
761
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:34,875
And this is your way of solving it?
762
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,833
Who is advising you,
Russell fucking Brand?
763
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,196
Look, we ain't together no more.
764
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:40,791
Okay?
765
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:43,791
We ain't together no more
and people don't know yet
766
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,958
and she's trying to stop me
seeing my kids.
767
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,333
And these kinds of rumours
are exactly the thing
768
00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:50,309
- I don't need right now.
- What kind of rumours?
769
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,375
[sighs]
770
00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:56,583
[laughs]
771
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:03,916
- Why are you laughing?
- Oh, my God.
772
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,083
What?
773
00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:07,666
You're gay!
774
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,875
- You what?
- You're gay, aren't you?
775
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:16,833
That's what this is, that's what
this fella's been saying, isn't it?
776
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:19,083
Gay? Gay?
777
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,458
Are you out your fucking mind?
Gay? Of course I'm not gay.
778
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:24,291
Look at me. I'm a footballer.
779
00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:26,208
Oh, yeah, yeah.
'Cause it's such a man's game.
780
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:29,375
All of them buff lads together
and no one ever fancies a fuck?
781
00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:31,458
[laughs]
What, are you monks?
782
00:40:31,541 --> 00:40:32,851
Don't know what you're talking about.
783
00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:35,166
That's why you're always
doubling up with girls, isn't it?
784
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:38,875
Even the straight lads can't get a hard-on
without another fuckin' fella in the room.
785
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:43,083
People rely on me. I got responsibilities.
People expect things.
786
00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:45,184
- What's that got to do with being gay?
- I got fans.
787
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:47,500
I got a family.
I'm a fucking role model.
788
00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:48,583
A role model?
789
00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:51,166
Little kids have posters of me
on their wall.
790
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:53,833
Grown men and women buy fucking shirts,
791
00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:55,851
- keyrings, mouse mats with my name on.
- [chuckling]
792
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,916
Men get razor blades
because they're the ones I use.
793
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,791
Japanese people drink
the same whiskey as me
794
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,000
and it's all because
of the kind of man I am.
795
00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:05,875
So if you think I'm just going
to rock up to Mardi Gras
796
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,833
with fucking feathers
falling out of my arse...
797
00:41:07,916 --> 00:41:09,976
- And then play football
- 'Cause that's what happens.
798
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,500
In front of 70,000 fans, you're in cloud
fucking cuckoo land, darling.
799
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:16,000
- Oh, my god.
- 'Cause I ain't gay.
800
00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,416
Gay ain't even an option.
801
00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:26,083
Jesus Christ, Jason,
what year do you think this is?
802
00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:29,791
What year? It's fucking 1966
out there, darling, hmm?
803
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:31,958
It's fucking 1066.
804
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,208
[chuckles]
805
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,750
You know what?
I worked hard for this.
806
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:41,166
I sweated blood, so if you think
I'm just going to give it up
807
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,958
'cause some scratchy little cunt
is shooting his mouth off,
808
00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:45,875
trying to make a few quid, fuck off!
809
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:48,208
Do you know what?
Maybes I will sit down.
810
00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,458
- No, you stay on your feet!
- [gasps]
811
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:57,625
Do you... do you think it's just me, hmm?
812
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,791
Do you think people are truthful?
813
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:06,166
The whole world is full of people
pretending to be something they're not.
814
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,958
The fuck I do or don't do
815
00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:12,416
with my life is up to me, right?
816
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:16,833
No one else decides,
so if I say "I ain't gay", I ain't gay.
817
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:21,291
The only thing that matters is
what I do on the pitch.
818
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:24,416
So, if there are things I need
to get my head in the right place,
819
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,916
if I need a wife and kid,
820
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:30,750
yeah, if I need to fuck a woman,
821
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:33,541
or a man...
822
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:39,041
you know what, or a fucking apricot
for that matter, then that's what I do.
823
00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:45,750
[sighs]
824
00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:46,833
Look.
825
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,208
Let's just do this,
826
00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,041
huh?
827
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:53,750
Let's just do it.
828
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,750
You'll get your money.
829
00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,791
Everyone's happy.
830
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,291
Yeah, it's just that, erm...
831
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:03,583
I'm just not sure I want to any more,
832
00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:04,976
- do you know what I mean?
- You know what?
833
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,291
Fuck off, as if you've got a choice.
834
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:11,125
You don't know the first thing about me.
835
00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:12,851
You don't know what I need
or what I don't need.
836
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,267
So don't tell me what I can or I can't do.
837
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,059
'Cause you're not the one
that gets to fucking decide.
838
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:19,833
Look, do you want
this fucking money or not?
839
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,250
Nah.
840
00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:33,000
I want double what we agreed.
841
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,041
[scoffs]
842
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:40,208
Okay All right.
843
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,250
Double it is.
844
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,083
[sniffs]
845
00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:54,791
We'll have to, erm, reset it.
846
00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:57,083
[whispering] It's got us talking on it.
847
00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:20,416
Have you done this before?
848
00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:25,375
- Would it make a difference?
- Yeah.
849
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,434
Well, they were supposed to find
someone who'd done it before.
850
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:29,333
- I told them I'd done it before.
- Why?
851
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,583
Because they wanted someone
who'd done it before.
852
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,291
You're not getting me.
853
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,583
This isn't me.
854
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,875
I'm playing a role, but you'd
know all about that, wouldn't you?
855
00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:48,438
- Just make it look good, all right?
- Oh, don't worry, I will.
856
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,083
Who is he?
857
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,750
Who are you thinking about?
858
00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:59,166
Because I can tell by looking
in your eyes it isn't me, is it?
859
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,625
[unzipping]
860
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,500
[knocking]
861
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:46,791
[knocking continues]
862
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:59,708
[mutters and sighs]
863
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:04,125
[chuckles]
864
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:05,875
Come here, you cunt.
865
00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:07,416
Good to see you, man.
866
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:09,541
You haven't changed. Look at you.
867
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:12,375
Well, apart from that. What is that?
868
00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:14,833
This? It's what a man looks like.
869
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,750
- Is it?
- Yeah.
870
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,125
Come in.
871
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:20,458
Drink?
872
00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:24,416
Got a nice Sancerre on the go.
873
00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:27,666
Yeah. Nice Sancerre sounds, er...
874
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:30,625
Saw your website for your company.
875
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:34,125
Some lovely testimonials.
"Excellent finish."
876
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,833
- [laughs] Yeah.
- That was Jojo and his missus.
877
00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:38,166
It's all right, innit?
878
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:41,708
I got so much respect for you, Ade.
[pouring]
879
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:43,666
Thanks.
880
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:45,583
What do you reckon?
881
00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:50,000
- Yeah, man, it's good. Mmm.
- Yeah.
882
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,963
- Plenty more where that came from.
- [chuckles]
883
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:54,250
Where's all your stuff?
884
00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:57,166
Mmm, everything's in storage.
885
00:46:57,250 --> 00:47:00,500
Karen got our place,
just for the kids, really.
886
00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:03,375
- Yeah, I was sorry to hear that, man.
- Yeah. Check this out.
887
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,416
- Bosh!
- [laughs]
888
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:09,208
So do you get to see 'em, the kids?
889
00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:12,166
Um, well, you know, it's tricky, that.
890
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,500
I don't want to confuse 'em.
891
00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,208
You've seen the tape?
892
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,083
Well, I didn't watch it, but...
893
00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:18,708
Expensive 12 minutes that was.
894
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:21,125
- Only 12?
- [groans] If I'd known how popular it'd be
895
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,375
I'd have drawn it out,
turned it into a box set.
896
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,333
- [chuckles softly]
- Erm, pass us them pills, will you?
897
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:29,625
Chop, chop.
898
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:38,458
Seeing as you're up, uh, fetch us a beer.
899
00:47:38,541 --> 00:47:39,958
The fridge is just there.
900
00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:42,208
What did your last slave die of?
901
00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:43,291
AIDS.
902
00:47:43,541 --> 00:47:44,583
AIDS.
903
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:51,166
They're, uh...
they're for my knee.
904
00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:54,916
- I'm so used to them now, I forget.
- Mm.
905
00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:03,458
Do you still play?
906
00:48:03,541 --> 00:48:04,833
- I turn up.
- Hmm?
907
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:06,416
- Whereabouts?
- Marshes.
908
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,541
[laughs]
909
00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:10,958
Hackney Marshes! Pitches still shit?
910
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,750
- Yes.
- [laughs]
911
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,000
I bet you're like Ronaldo with that lot.
912
00:48:15,083 --> 00:48:16,123
I am quite good, actually.
913
00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:19,291
Ah! "Ronaldo of the Marshes."
914
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:20,583
[exhales]
915
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:22,958
My old man used to play there.
916
00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:25,375
Yeah. Read about it.
917
00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:27,083
[sighs] Sorry, man.
918
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:32,041
I didn't mind him skimming a bit,
you know, it's my dad. But it got silly.
919
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:33,958
I had the taxman onto me.
920
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:37,791
Oh, you know...
he's got his golf.
921
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,460
Two hundred years old, that.
Belonged to Napoleon.
922
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:45,375
How's your knee?
I heard you had keyhole.
923
00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:49,125
Arthroscopy. Pretty standard op
these days.
924
00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:53,375
I ain't the same over five yards,
but got it up here.
925
00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:56,642
I had it booked in a year back,
but they brought that Sierra Leone kid in.
926
00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,786
I thought, can't take time off now,
I'd lose my place.
927
00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,541
But after that sending off,
928
00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:04,541
thought missing the end of season,
may as well get it sorted.
929
00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:06,791
Five match ban.
That was pretty serious, man.
930
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,351
[breathing heavily]
Cunt had it coming.
931
00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:10,541
Pretty bad tackle, man.
932
00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:11,708
[scoffs]
933
00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:14,583
Giving it that all game
and just... uh...
934
00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:19,458
My mum was a bit shocked,
to be honest, you know?
935
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:23,500
My concentration.
My time away, it's done me good.
936
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:28,541
Go on, then.
You're on. Oh!
937
00:49:29,416 --> 00:49:31,000
See if you can beat my time.
938
00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:41,208
[beeps]
939
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:46,416
Hotel not got a gym?
940
00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:48,291
- [dance music playing on stereo]
- Uh.
941
00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:50,916
I can't be done with the hassle,
sweating away,
942
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,458
someone wants an autograph
for his nephew every two seconds.
943
00:49:53,541 --> 00:49:55,291
Makes a good training base.
944
00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:59,375
Room service. Chef here's got two stars.
They got a 20-metre pool, too.
945
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,458
I got me own key.
946
00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:02,267
I use it in the middle of the night
when it's quiet.
947
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:03,916
- When do you sleep?
- [scoffs]
948
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:06,708
The amount of energy drinks
I'm on with this training regime,
949
00:50:06,791 --> 00:50:08,916
I'm up half the night.
Painkillers don't help.
950
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,166
My clock is all wonky.
951
00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:14,875
I don't know if it's fucking night
or fucking day.
952
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,000
[Ade chuckles]
953
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,916
- Do you swim?
- One K every day.
954
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,416
Good boy!
955
00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:24,875
Do you do tumble turns?
956
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:27,791
- Proper turns, like on the Olympics.
- [laughs]
957
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:30,958
It's quite fun, this. [exhales]
958
00:50:32,291 --> 00:50:33,916
See that dot? That's you.
959
00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:35,583
See the other dot?
960
00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,166
- What, the one in front?
- Uh-huh. That's me.
961
00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:40,083
[smacks lips]
962
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:45,583
Ah. Well, you'll mess your nice shirt up.
963
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,333
[chuckles]
964
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:04,291
Oh. Paul Smith, woo!
965
00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,875
- Fuck off.
- [chuckles]
966
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,750
Jojo says you're out of contract.
967
00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:10,666
- Says you're looking for a club.
- Yeah.
968
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:12,125
I'm having a bit of a stocktake.
969
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:14,916
Ah. Something about a club in India?
970
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,166
Super League.
That's where the money is.
971
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:19,226
They're setting up the infrastructure,
getting players in.
972
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,875
- India, though?
- Well, good enough for Del Piero.
973
00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,833
[laughs] End of his career.
974
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:24,956
You're getting old, is it?
975
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,101
You sound out of breath, mate.
Don't have a heart attack on me.
976
00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:29,101
You're worried about
them young pups taking your place.
977
00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:30,125
Mm.
978
00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:32,625
You got ten seconds to catch me up.
979
00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:38,708
- [pants]
- Mm.
980
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,166
[dance music continues on stereo]
981
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:44,041
[sighs]
982
00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:46,625
Harder than it looks, innit?
983
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:47,750
[laughs]
984
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,666
So, what's this job, then?
985
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:59,666
Oh. Jojo's missus is dead impressed.
986
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,833
I ain't heard the end of her
walk-in shower.
987
00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:03,916
Here it is.
988
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:06,541
You have to use your finger
otherwise it doesn't...
989
00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:08,833
- Yeah, I have got one.
- That's one of the new ones.
990
00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,250
Need some water, man.
991
00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:18,000
- Oh, yeah, I'll put some tonic in.
- [pants]
992
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,250
[pouring]
993
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:24,666
- Tonic, man.
- Oh, come on. [laughs]
994
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:28,125
Stop fannying about. This is what
I'm on about. What do you reckon?
995
00:52:28,208 --> 00:52:30,500
- [Ade] It's nice.
- [Jason] See?
996
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:34,541
That's the terrace.
South-facing, gets the sun all day.
997
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:36,458
Right on the Med. Decent views.
998
00:52:36,541 --> 00:52:40,166
- All right, what do you want then?
- Uh, whole thing, really.
999
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:41,666
- [scoffs]
- Do you do that?
1000
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:44,291
Well, I can, but, you know,
I'm a plumber.
1001
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,250
I mean, you'd want to find someone local.
1002
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,583
- Where is it again?
- Greece.
1003
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,875
Yeah, okay, Greece. Yeah, you find a...
There's a find-a-builder thing in Greece,
1004
00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:53,517
like, you got to look on forums.
Go online.
1005
00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:57,625
Yeah. I thought it might be nice to do
some work in the sun, be nice for you.
1006
00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,500
Nice? It'll be like an oven, mate.
1007
00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:01,142
Well, you can use it
while you're out there.
1008
00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:04,833
Have some mates out.
Think of the parties. I'd visit.
1009
00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:12,166
- Could have emailed this.
- Well, it ain't as friendly, though.
1010
00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:14,916
[laughs]
1011
00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:17,458
What you laughing at?
1012
00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:21,666
That room in Romania.
Do you remember?
1013
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,625
What made you think of that?
1014
00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:27,875
Last time I saw you, pretty much.
1015
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,916
That was a mad night, wasn't it?
1016
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:33,958
Was it? No.
1017
00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:38,750
Don't be a dick. There's only 100 bottles
of this. I got the last case.
1018
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,333
- No, honestly.
- We had that game the next day.
1019
00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:43,000
Uh, the one I scored in.
1020
00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:44,333
Thanks for reminding me.
1021
00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:46,666
God, a lot's changed since then.
1022
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:51,416
Married. Divorced. Two kids.
1023
00:53:53,708 --> 00:53:55,583
Jojo mentioned
you were seeing someone.
1024
00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:58,833
Gary.
1025
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:05,000
So, what's he like?
1026
00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:08,250
- He's all right.
- All right?
1027
00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:09,833
Yeah, he's good to me.
1028
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,625
Do you live together?
1029
00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,250
No. I mean, well,
we like our own space, you know?
1030
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:18,666
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, it's nothing funny.
1031
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:20,833
It's just, uh... just the way it is.
1032
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,375
Do your teammates know about him
from down the Marshes?
1033
00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:28,458
Yeah, they're cool with it. I mean,
there's some banter, but nothing.
1034
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,125
Does he go down the pub after
the game? Beers with the lads?
1035
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:34,625
Yeah, sometimes.
1036
00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:40,500
Do you hold hands?
In the pub, I mean.
1037
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,750
Depends what pub.
1038
00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:47,458
Yeah.
1039
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:51,625
[bottle clangs]
1040
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:54,291
- Mind if I, uh...
- Yeah, do us one while you're at it.
1041
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,625
- All right. What about you, man?
- Hmm?
1042
00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:00,500
- You seeing anyone?
- Uh...
1043
00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:05,208
[exhales] It's hard to meet people.
1044
00:55:05,708 --> 00:55:07,588
You've got about
a million followers on Twitter!
1045
00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:12,833
Real people, you know?
1046
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:17,416
- You been LA?
- Mm-mm.
1047
00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:22,250
They have these parties
that are exclusively
1048
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:26,083
- for famous people and billionaires.
- Serious?
1049
00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:28,206
[Jason] You have to check
your phone in at the door.
1050
00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:30,958
You been America?
1051
00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:33,958
- Never got round to it.
- Wha...
1052
00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:36,416
Well, you should.
1053
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,750
It's got everything.
1054
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:42,500
Midwest, I adore the Midwest.
1055
00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:45,458
You can drive for ten hours
and not see a fucking soul.
1056
00:55:45,541 --> 00:55:47,791
Where else does that happen, eh?
1057
00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:51,916
There's nothing, just silence. [scoffs]
1058
00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,791
Can hear your own heartbeat.
1059
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:10,833
About that night, uh...
I just want to clear the air,
1060
00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:13,375
'cause it's the kind of thing,
if you don't talk about it,
1061
00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:15,708
you put too much weight on it,
you know?
1062
00:56:15,791 --> 00:56:18,958
"Oh, this thing happened
when we were kids."
1063
00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:21,458
- Right.
- Turn it into something it's not.
1064
00:56:22,916 --> 00:56:25,083
I mean, when I got your text, I...
1065
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:27,958
Yeah, I mean, you could get
all psychological on it, but...
1066
00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:32,000
[laughs] It was just shits
and giggles, weren't it?
1067
00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:37,833
Doughnut.
1068
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,250
Uh.
1069
00:56:44,541 --> 00:56:46,059
It's getting late, man, I should, uh...
1070
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:49,250
Uh, no, you...
You just got here.
1071
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,000
[sighs] Yeah. I got work tomorrow.
1072
00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:54,083
Nah. No, no, no. We should do
something. What's up with you?
1073
00:56:54,166 --> 00:56:56,500
- Like what?
- Well, mark the occasion.
1074
00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:58,263
- What, it's been eight, nine years?
- Ten.
1075
00:56:58,291 --> 00:57:00,142
Yeah, when was the last time
you had a proper blowout
1076
00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,875
like the old days? Come on! No.
1077
00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:05,875
Tomorrow's another day.
Tonight's me and you, mate. Go on!
1078
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,583
Let yourself off the leash.
1079
00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:12,333
[laughs]
1080
00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:16,833
You're staying. You know you are.
1081
00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:18,958
- You know you are.
- All right.
1082
00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:20,750
- [laughs]
- What you got in mind?
1083
00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,083
[laughs]
1084
00:57:22,166 --> 00:57:24,166
[house music playing on stereo]
1085
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,958
[laughs] Eh?
1086
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:31,125
Watch yourself.
No, watch yourself, watch yourself.
1087
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,375
[grunts]
1088
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,850
Shall we throw the telly out the window?
1089
00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:38,500
- Go on, then.
- [laughs]
1090
00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:40,838
Right, you get that end,
I'll get the other end.
1091
00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:43,291
[both grunt]
1092
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:48,041
- Yep. One, two, three.
- [grunting]
1093
00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:51,458
Oh, mate.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
1094
00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:53,221
I'll ring down
and get 'em to bring one up.
1095
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:55,250
What, "Can I borrow a screwdriver?"
1096
00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,795
- I ain't going to tell 'em why. Am I?
- [laughs]
1097
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,833
- What?
- No, imagine if you did.
1098
00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:01,583
- What, tell 'em? Shall I?
- Yeah.
1099
00:58:01,666 --> 00:58:02,809
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Shall I do it?
1100
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:06,416
Shall I do it? I'm going to do it.
I would like a screwdriver.
1101
00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:09,250
Oh, no, uh, the tool.
1102
00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:11,458
Yeah, I need to get the telly
off the wall.
1103
00:58:11,541 --> 00:58:13,625
Sweet. [laughs]
1104
00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:20,333
- [Jason shrieks with laughter]
- Ah!
1105
00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:24,166
Good to see you, mate. Life has not
been the same without you!
1106
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,416
Here we go, here we go.
[laughs]
1107
00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,000
Come on!
1108
00:58:29,041 --> 00:58:30,833
[pants and grunts]
1109
00:58:31,916 --> 00:58:34,333
All right, mate, all right,
all right, chill!
1110
00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:36,916
[laughs]
1111
00:58:37,416 --> 00:58:38,416
Jesus!
1112
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:40,416
[both laugh]
1113
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:43,583
You know what? It's a shame
you didn't do your badges.
1114
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,976
You could've gone into management.
1115
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,708
- You'd have been good at that.
- [sighs]
1116
00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:50,875
Yeah, well, apparently people don't
like to take orders from a black man.
1117
00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:52,291
[chuckles]
1118
00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:55,250
I got a lot of respect for you, Ade.
1119
00:58:56,875 --> 00:59:00,125
- Respect?
- Working man like yourself.
1120
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,041
What's that got to do with anything?
1121
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:08,000
No, I'm just saying, you are a grafter.
1122
00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:09,666
A grafter?
1123
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:14,500
- Why are you being all...
- What does it mean? You respect me.
1124
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:18,083
- It means I respect you.
- Yeah, but why keep saying it?
1125
00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:21,125
- You said it twice now.
- 'Cause you're making me repeat myself.
1126
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:23,708
[scoffs] All this, "Be nice
for you to work in the sun."
1127
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:24,951
- What does that mean?
- Uh...
1128
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:29,041
- Ade, we were having a laugh.
- No, no, what's it all about?
1129
00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:31,166
[clicks tongue] Ade!
1130
00:59:31,541 --> 00:59:32,625
I ain't making this up.
1131
00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:34,601
[clicks tongue]
[Nigerian accent] Ade, why you so sad?
1132
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:36,559
Don't do that fucking voice, yeah?
I don't like it.
1133
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:38,666
Are you pulling that card on me?
1134
00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,916
Just don't. I don't like it.
We ain't kids no more.
1135
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:41,916
- [music stops]
- Oh!
1136
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,375
Talk about a sense of humour
breakdown.
1137
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:45,791
Don't fucking get me started.
1138
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,000
Jesus, Ade, what is it
you can't handle here? Huh?
1139
00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:50,208
The booze, the pills, or the failure?
Which one is it?
1140
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,333
No, no! I'm just curious. Come on.
1141
00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:56,541
God, I'm sorry things didn't pan out,
but it ain't my fault.
1142
00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:58,158
That's what you think this is.
1143
00:59:58,291 --> 00:59:59,583
Oh, what, what?
1144
00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:03,166
You'd rather be fixing toilets
than doing what I do?
1145
01:00:03,291 --> 01:00:06,083
What, cooped up here like a nutter
going for midnight swims?
1146
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:09,541
- Yes, I would.
- Bullshit. You're jealous.
1147
01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:12,541
Jase, no one gets to do the thing
they dreamt about when they was a kid.
1148
01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:17,500
- That's life, mate.
- Except I do, Ade. I do.
1149
01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:19,184
Of course I'd rather be
playing professional.
1150
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,500
- Of course I...
- Thank you!
1151
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,383
You're acting like you made
some killer point.
1152
01:00:22,458 --> 01:00:24,833
- I'm a grown man. I moved on.
- Mm-hmm...
1153
01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:26,583
so, why are you here, then?
1154
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,500
- 'Cause you asked me here.
- Oh!
1155
01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:30,333
Things must be going
really well for you.
1156
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:33,208
Drop everything,
drive 200 miles like that. [snaps]
1157
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:35,866
Where does Gary think you are?
1158
01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,250
Away on business?
1159
01:00:38,416 --> 01:00:40,096
I am on business.
You asked me for a quote.
1160
01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:43,041
You just wanted a taste,
didn't you, hmm?
1161
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:45,916
See how the other half lives,
recapture the old glory.
1162
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,958
Feel a part of something, is that it?
1163
01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:49,583
- Think what you want.
- Oh...
1164
01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,833
Do you tell your teammates
you played with me, hmm?
1165
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
You do, don't you?
1166
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,333
I bet they love it.
1167
01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:59,791
I bet they buy you drinks.
I bet you tell 'em all the stories,
1168
01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:02,875
how you used to be someone,
how you were this close,
1169
01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:05,416
but it never happened
because you didn't get the luck.
1170
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:08,250
- That's right, I didn't get the luck.
- You reckon?
1171
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:09,809
I was the better player
and you know it.
1172
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,226
That's right, Ade.
You were the better player.
1173
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,458
- Thank you.
- Still, you managed to fuck it up.
1174
01:01:13,791 --> 01:01:16,583
But that's you all over.
Not enough bottle, not enough heart.
1175
01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:18,458
I didn't bottle it.
I never had the chance.
1176
01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:21,059
- You had your chance. You didn't take it.
- You never passed me the ball.
1177
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:23,267
- Well, I didn't need to Ade. I scored.
- I was in the better position.
1178
01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:24,976
No, the better position's
the one you score from.
1179
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,333
That was the position I was in.
1180
01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:28,767
- You said you'd pass me the ball.
- Well, it's not the playground.
1181
01:01:28,791 --> 01:01:30,392
It don't work like that
in the big boys' game.
1182
01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:33,250
No, that was my only chance.
I was subbed off after that.
1183
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,458
No, you were subbed off
because two minutes later,
1184
01:01:36,541 --> 01:01:38,916
you gave the ball away
in our half and they scored.
1185
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,208
I was taking the man on.
1186
01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,791
Nine times out of ten,
I'd have skinned him.
1187
01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:44,666
I did it every time in training.
1188
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:46,625
We're all George Best
in the back garden.
1189
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,333
All right.
1190
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:54,750
I made a bad choice.
1191
01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:57,875
My mind wasn't in the right place.
1192
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:01,916
Why wasn't your mind in the right place?
1193
01:02:02,416 --> 01:02:03,416
You know why.
1194
01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:09,250
But we discussed this.
I thought it was nothing.
1195
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,601
You keep telling yourself that
all you want,
1196
01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:15,305
but we both know
what went on in that room.
1197
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,250
What? A hand-job?
1198
01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:24,708
The hand-job I gave you
when we were kids?
1199
01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:28,583
You're harping on about
a wank you had ten years ago?
1200
01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:32,500
Ade, I'm sorry if you got confused.
1201
01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:34,375
Confused?
You're the one who got confused.
1202
01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,916
All right. [laughs]
1203
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:42,125
Okay, I tell you why I did what I did.
1204
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:43,875
I did it to get in your head,
1205
01:02:44,166 --> 01:02:47,166
throw you off balance, make sure
you weren't right for the game.
1206
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:49,458
- Bullshit.
- I didn't have your pace
1207
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:54,458
or your first touch,
but what I did have... was this.
1208
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:56,750
I've always had it.
1209
01:02:57,333 --> 01:03:01,416
It's an instinct to know what needs
to be done and then do it.
1210
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,041
That... is all.
1211
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:08,666
It wasn't the hand-job
I got confused about.
1212
01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:10,208
[whispers] Jesus fucking...
1213
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,708
What was it, then?
1214
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,435
It was the way you held me all night...
1215
01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:20,291
Kissed me...
1216
01:03:21,916 --> 01:03:23,291
Told me you loved me.
1217
01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:28,458
Next morning, I got on the coach.
I waited for you.
1218
01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:32,250
When you stepped on,
I looked up and I smiled at you.
1219
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:35,000
You just walked by.
You didn't even look.
1220
01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:39,517
Afterwards, I tried talking to you,
but you were with the other lads
1221
01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:40,941
being a big man, 'cause you scored.
1222
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:45,375
Next week, squad list goes up,
my name's not there, yours is.
1223
01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:48,000
They don't renew my contract.
1224
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:52,625
Jase, I texted you, I left voicemails.
Nothing.
1225
01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,166
How could you do that?
1226
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,083
After everything that passed between us.
1227
01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:04,041
[breathes heavily]
1228
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:10,041
I can't remember every detail,
to be completely honest, Ade.
1229
01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:12,333
- Is that right?
- A lot has changed since then.
1230
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:16,375
I have had other things
to worry about the last ten years.
1231
01:04:16,458 --> 01:04:18,375
Then why did you invite me here, Jase?
1232
01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:20,791
If you've got so many
other things going on?
1233
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,250
Just to see if you'd come back.
1234
01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:26,750
Back where?
1235
01:04:28,416 --> 01:04:30,833
[exhales] To this room.
1236
01:04:33,125 --> 01:04:36,041
- I never been here before.
- [exhales] What you talking about?
1237
01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:39,125
- You just said "come back".
- So?
1238
01:04:39,541 --> 01:04:42,708
- This is the first time I've been here.
- [gulps] I know.
1239
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,658
So what do you mean,
you wanted to see if I'd come back?
1240
01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:48,541
- Just to see if you'd come back...
- Back to what?
1241
01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:49,666
To me!
1242
01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:55,166
[Jason breathes heavily]
1243
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:57,625
[knocking]
1244
01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:01,208
Jase... Jase?
1245
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,400
Jase, you can't just leave it there.
What'd you mean by that?
1246
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,333
Hey.
1247
01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:13,333
This young man's brought
our screwdriver.
1248
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:20,666
So, what do you want with this?
1249
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:25,291
We thought we might chuck
the telly out the window.
1250
01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:29,166
[laughs] It's proper bolted on, mate.
Seriously. You got no chance.
1251
01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,833
- You won't tell anyone, will you?
- What's it worth?
1252
01:05:31,916 --> 01:05:32,916
Jason...
1253
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:36,517
We're in the middle of something here.
1254
01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,583
- Yeah, I'd say. What's your name?
- Harry.
1255
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:41,500
I'd say Harry was in the middle
of something, wouldn't you?
1256
01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:44,750
[inhales]
It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry.
1257
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:47,625
Oh, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Jason. [laughs]
1258
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,333
This is Ade.
1259
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:52,041
Say hello to Ade, Harry.
1260
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,250
You all right, Ade? Hello.
1261
01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:56,916
Ade's shy.
1262
01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:58,625
Oi.
1263
01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,875
- Oh!
- Jase, he's at work.
1264
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,083
It's all right.
I clocked off ten minutes ago.
1265
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:08,041
Ah! Just take four,
see how you get on.
1266
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,892
I'll have double, I reckon. By the looks
of things, I'm playing catch-up.
1267
01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:13,416
[Jason] Ooh! Good man!
1268
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:22,083
So, hang on, if you've clocked off,
1269
01:06:22,958 --> 01:06:24,166
how come you're still here?
1270
01:06:24,583 --> 01:06:27,958
- I'm always looking for the party, me.
- Oh! Do you hear that, Ade?
1271
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,791
Harry loves to party.
1272
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:32,041
Jase, we're talking about something here.
1273
01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:35,125
- [Harry breathes heavily]
- Ade, we're having a laugh.
1274
01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:36,333
[grunts softly]
1275
01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:39,333
Here, will you take a piccie for us?
1276
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,933
Oh, you won't put that online, will you?
1277
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:44,250
- [laughs] Of course not.
- [grunts]
1278
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,666
[Jason and Harry laugh]
1279
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:48,708
Come on, Ade,
don't be a spoilsport.
1280
01:06:48,875 --> 01:06:51,416
Oh... Cor...
1281
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,000
It's all right. I'll do a selfie.
1282
01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:55,125
- Fucking hell.
- [laughs]
1283
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:57,875
- Ooh.
- [camera shutter clicks]
1284
01:06:57,958 --> 01:06:59,041
Yeah, one more.
1285
01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:01,916
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [laughs]
1286
01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:05,291
What you laughing at?
1287
01:07:05,666 --> 01:07:10,333
When I was younger, that video of you
and that lap dancer was a bit of a staple.
1288
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,791
I put it on once when
I was shagging my girlfriend.
1289
01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:17,750
I took a selfie of me and her
watching you.
1290
01:07:17,958 --> 01:07:19,666
[laughs] Sent it to all my mates.
1291
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:21,583
We broke up soon after that.
1292
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:23,916
I hate girls
who haven't got a sense of humour.
1293
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,250
Oh! It's important.
1294
01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:28,750
- [Harry] Yeah!
- Mm.
1295
01:07:30,791 --> 01:07:31,833
Is that real?
1296
01:07:32,375 --> 01:07:34,875
Mm-hmm. You want it?
1297
01:07:36,416 --> 01:07:37,416
Really?
1298
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,291
Mmm.
1299
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:41,875
[laughs] Oh!
1300
01:07:45,916 --> 01:07:49,416
Am I the most famous person
you've ever met?
1301
01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:54,250
Er, yeah? [laughs]
1302
01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,125
Fuck. [laughs]
1303
01:07:56,583 --> 01:08:00,041
Though I once met Jimmy Savile.
1304
01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:01,791
He'd come to my school.
1305
01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:04,010
They wouldn't invite him now,
I don't reckon.
1306
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:07,416
- He's dead.
- Yeah, and that.
1307
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,125
[laughs]
1308
01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:12,000
He's funny, isn't he?
1309
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:17,416
You... You're funny.
1310
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,000
- Am I?
- [laughs] Yeah.
1311
01:08:19,416 --> 01:08:21,041
Yeah, I am actually.
1312
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,291
What do you think
we should do with Harry, Ade?
1313
01:08:24,708 --> 01:08:26,833
Well, I'm up for anything, really.
1314
01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:29,041
I mean, my mates say
I've got no boundaries.
1315
01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:31,541
I'm one of those people
that can just drink and drink.
1316
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:34,125
I don't get drunk.
I don't even get hangovers.
1317
01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:37,458
All right, you've had your fun.
It's time Harry left, Jase.
1318
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,458
- Either he's off or I'm out.
- What do you think, Harry?
1319
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:43,166
- It's your room, innit?
- [sighs]
1320
01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:46,041
- I'm not messing around.
- I don't care either way.
1321
01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:47,666
Just make a decision.
1322
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:55,166
Oh. Well, it wouldn't be
the first time you lost your nerve.
1323
01:08:56,708 --> 01:08:57,708
What was that?
1324
01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,875
Hmm? Don't think
I don't know what you're doing.
1325
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,166
What am I doing?
1326
01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:07,791
Ade, what am I doing, hmm?
1327
01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:09,515
What am I doing?
What the fuck am I doing?
1328
01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:11,541
I don't know what I'm doing.
What am I doing?
1329
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:12,958
Huh? What am I doing, huh?
1330
01:09:13,041 --> 01:09:15,458
Aha! What am I doing, Harry?
1331
01:09:15,541 --> 01:09:18,583
I don't know!
[laughs] What am I doing?
1332
01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,017
What, you think this is too much for me?
1333
01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:23,333
- Oh, what am I doing? What am I doing?
- You think I'm afraid of this?
1334
01:09:23,416 --> 01:09:25,500
What am I doing, mate?
What the fuck am I doing?
1335
01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:27,416
- Ade! Ade!
- Shut the fuck up!
1336
01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:29,916
[Jason and Harry laugh manically]
1337
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,500
[Harry laughs]
1338
01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:36,833
[pants] All right.
1339
01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:39,750
Let's do this.
1340
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:45,083
[grunts and coughs]
1341
01:09:45,166 --> 01:09:46,416
Why don't we...
1342
01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:49,125
play a game?
1343
01:09:49,208 --> 01:09:50,309
- [Harry] What's the game?
- [dance music playing on stereo]
1344
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:54,125
- Ooh. All in good time, Harry.
- [laughs]
1345
01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:55,750
All in good time.
1346
01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:58,041
[Harry] This is bonkers.
1347
01:09:58,166 --> 01:10:01,000
Reminds me of this stag do
I went on in Krakow, right?
1348
01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:04,083
White water rafting in the morning,
Auschwitz in the afternoon,
1349
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:07,625
back to the hotel for a shower,
quick bite to eat, then on to a sex club.
1350
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,666
- Here.
- Mmm, mmm. Cheers.
1351
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:15,666
And the best man, he got this prossie.
Now, she sits the groom down on a chair
1352
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:18,291
and does this full on strip show
down to her knickers,
1353
01:10:18,375 --> 01:10:21,125
whipped cream on her tits
and that and then, I'm not lying...
1354
01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:25,750
[grunts] She unzips him,
sprays some of the cream on his cock
1355
01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,750
and starts noshing him off
like she's not had a hot dinner in weeks.
1356
01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:30,875
His dad's there, his uncle,
1357
01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:33,833
father of the bride, and we're all, like,
1358
01:10:33,958 --> 01:10:35,666
shouting things. This is the best bit.
1359
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:39,583
Just as the groom's about to pop,
and you can tell he's getting close,
1360
01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:41,476
'cause his eyes are going
like he's having an epic.
1361
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,416
Oh, yeah.
1362
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:45,666
This prossie shoves her hands
into her pants, reaches back,
1363
01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:49,625
and flops out the biggest cock
you've ever seen.
1364
01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:51,541
It's a fucking lady boy.
1365
01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:54,708
We were like,
"Where the fuck you stashing that?"
1366
01:10:54,791 --> 01:10:57,041
'Cause she had this tiny little thong on.
1367
01:10:57,125 --> 01:11:00,416
Oh, and the fucking groom's face, though.
1368
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:03,791
- Oh? Oh, yeah?
- He cried, actually. It went a bit dark.
1369
01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:07,833
[laughs] So what's the game, then?
1370
01:11:08,541 --> 01:11:09,875
Forfeit or dare.
1371
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,851
- [Harry] What's the forfeit?
- You drink from the bucket.
1372
01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:14,392
I ask you to do something,
you don't wanna do it, you have to drink.
1373
01:11:14,416 --> 01:11:15,500
All right, then.
1374
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:18,958
Take off your shirt.
1375
01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,833
[laughs]
1376
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,333
Oh. [laughs]
1377
01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:30,541
And your trousers.
1378
01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:32,791
[Harry laughs]
1379
01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:38,625
- Oh. Hey. Hold on to me.
- Oh. Oh! [laughs]
1380
01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:43,458
[laughs] That was easy.
1381
01:11:43,541 --> 01:11:47,083
Mmm. Go on, Ade.
1382
01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:49,041
Do you see anything you fancy?
1383
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,708
- Is it... Is it his turn now?
- [softly] Yeah.
1384
01:11:53,791 --> 01:11:55,375
[laughs]
1385
01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:00,500
[chuckles]
Let's have a go with this bucket, then.
1386
01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:01,583
Okay.
1387
01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:05,500
Oh. [chuckles]
1388
01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,375
[muffled grunting and gulping]
1389
01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,291
[gasps] Go on, one more.
1390
01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:11,375
- [inhales]
- Yeah?
1391
01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:13,500
[gasping]
1392
01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:19,250
[grunts]
1393
01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:20,458
Jase.
1394
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,291
[Harry grunts]
1395
01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:26,458
[gasps]
1396
01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:30,000
Fucking hell,
you boys play hard. [panting]
1397
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,041
- You all right, Harry?
- [pants] Yeah.
1398
01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:36,666
For a moment there,
I thought you'd lost the plot a bit.
1399
01:12:36,916 --> 01:12:39,916
Everything went dark and then
there was this bright light and,
1400
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:43,250
well, it was like what my Aunt Ida said
happened when she had a heart attack
1401
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:46,666
and woke up and saw Jesus
stood next to fucking Elton John.
1402
01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:48,458
[Harry laughs]
1403
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:52,958
Right, I did it. I got a belter!
This is for you.
1404
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:57,583
I dare you to kiss him with tongues.
1405
01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,041
Boom! [laughs]
1406
01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:05,875
Yeah.
1407
01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,333
Yeah, why not?
1408
01:13:11,541 --> 01:13:16,416
Now, don't do anything
you're not comfortable with, Ade.
1409
01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:19,625
[scoffs]
1410
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,708
Look at you.
1411
01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:27,958
All serious.
1412
01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,416
[electronica music continues
playing on stereo]
1413
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,500
I got a better idea.
1414
01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:52,291
What is it?
1415
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,916
- Why don't you kiss Ade?
- What? It's not my turn.
1416
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,458
It doesn't matter.
I think he likes you.
1417
01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:00,208
- Does he?
- Yeah.
1418
01:14:00,458 --> 01:14:02,000
- Fucking hell.
- Go on.
1419
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,750
I never kissed a fella before.
1420
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,375
Are you sure he wants to?
He's got a right face on him.
1421
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:11,000
I don't think Ade knows what he wants.
1422
01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:13,541
Or maybe he does.
1423
01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:21,375
[chuckles softly]
1424
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,750
- Now, get the fuck out.
- What?
1425
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,208
- I said get the fuck out!
- Get the fuck off me, you homo.
1426
01:14:38,291 --> 01:14:40,375
- I'll go when he says to go.
- He's right.
1427
01:14:41,791 --> 01:14:42,791
Fuck off.
1428
01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:45,375
Party's over.
1429
01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:49,791
You were fun for five minutes.
I'm bored now.
1430
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:50,958
[music stops]
1431
01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:53,541
You fucking pair of shit hounds.
1432
01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:55,541
What am I, the warm-up?
1433
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:59,291
You know, no wonder
you're a shit footballer these days.
1434
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:03,000
Every time you get one-on-one
with the goalkeeper, you can't work out
1435
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:06,416
whether to put the ball in the net,
or his dick in your mouth.
1436
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:12,041
Yeah, laugh it up, you queer bastard!
1437
01:15:12,916 --> 01:15:17,750
It's about as funny as another man
putting your kids to bed. [chuckles]
1438
01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,541
- Ow! Don't! Fucking weirdo!
- Come here.
1439
01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:26,000
- Come here. Get up. Get up, get up.
- No, no, no.
1440
01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:28,000
- No!
- Get in! Get in!
1441
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:30,708
- Jase!
- [muttering and burbling]
1442
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:34,500
- Good boy, good boy. Good doggie.
- Jase!
1443
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:39,416
[gasps]
Ah! Fucking psycho faggot!
1444
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,250
You think we don't know
what goes on in here?
1445
01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:45,708
Lads up and down the stairs all hours.
You think we don't know?
1446
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:48,375
Oh, tell your friends, Harry,
get some free drinks.
1447
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:52,000
Yeah, this is going on Twitter, mate.
See how you like that.
1448
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:55,291
Harry, son, I got people for that.
This goes on Twitter,
1449
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:58,416
I'll own your house and your nan's house,
1450
01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:03,750
and your children's house,
if you ever get that far in life.
1451
01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:07,375
Now, off you trot, son.
There's grown-ups talking.
1452
01:16:10,125 --> 01:16:11,333
[sighs]
1453
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,125
[pills rattling]
1454
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,208
[coughs]
1455
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,583
[sighs] Do you reckon he was showing off?
1456
01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,500
[pills rattling]
1457
01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:34,458
I don't think you're well.
1458
01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:39,000
[sighs] No? I'm tip-top, mate.
I don't know what you're talking about.
1459
01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:42,541
What am I here for?
1460
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:45,583
[breathes heavily] Truth be told,
1461
01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:49,541
I was thinking of retraining as a plumber.
1462
01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:51,916
Thought you could give me some tips.
1463
01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:58,500
That's good, Jase. That's very good.
1464
01:16:58,583 --> 01:16:59,583
The villa...
1465
01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:02,541
[sighs]
1466
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,500
Phew. I want you to have it.
1467
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:12,583
It's yours.
1468
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:19,250
You could live there.
I could visit. [chuckles]
1469
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,048
- We could look at the view.
- Are you serious?
1470
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:26,791
My, um...
1471
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:32,666
[breathes heavily] My knee's chalk.
1472
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,291
Ever seen a mountain crumble,
fall into the sea?
1473
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,583
Could go any time.
1474
01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,750
Now that you need me,
you want me to stay?
1475
01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:47,458
[sighs softly]
1476
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:54,208
You're the last thing I remember...
1477
01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:58,375
of any... value.
1478
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:00,666
[breathing heavily]
1479
01:18:04,541 --> 01:18:06,458
When I got your text, Jase,
1480
01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:10,458
I had some notion...
1481
01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:22,791
I can't.
1482
01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,208
I'm sorry.
1483
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,083
I just can't.
1484
01:18:36,291 --> 01:18:38,541
Well, it was only a suggestion.
[exhales]
1485
01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,635
I don't know why you're making
a thing of it.
1486
01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:44,291
[chuckles softly]
1487
01:18:52,083 --> 01:18:53,083
[Velcro ripping]
1488
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,013
Do you know what I feel
when I look at you?
1489
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,833
Is it pity?
1490
01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:00,559
You mean you got the moral high ground,
1491
01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:03,500
because you fix
people's toilets for a living?
1492
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:09,750
I scored at the San Siro.
1493
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,958
Eighty thousand people
rose to their feet.
1494
01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:20,166
I inspire love, devotion.
1495
01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,625
What do you get, Ade?
1496
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Invoices?
1497
01:19:27,541 --> 01:19:29,083
I love someone and he loves me.
1498
01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:32,083
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1499
01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:36,250
[sighs] The great love affair with Gary.
1500
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:39,250
Don't tell me it doesn't eat away at you.
1501
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,458
What if? What if? What if?
1502
01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:45,666
Look me in the eyes
and tell me there aren't moments
1503
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:50,291
when you wouldn't give everything
to live the way I do.
1504
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,416
Just what I thought.
1505
01:19:57,166 --> 01:19:59,666
You haven't the nerve
to live like I do, Ade.
1506
01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:03,500
It would scare the shit out of you.
1507
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:09,791
Do you want to know why
I never returned your calls?
1508
01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:17,625
It's because I didn't want
to be infected by your failure.
1509
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:20,833
- Well, at least I live in the real world.
- Oh!
1510
01:20:21,916 --> 01:20:25,125
[laughs]
I live in the same world you do, mate.
1511
01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:29,416
Just better parts of it.
1512
01:20:35,666 --> 01:20:37,541
You must be very happy, then.
1513
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:47,875
Please.
1514
01:20:47,916 --> 01:20:49,125
[sighs]
1515
01:20:49,833 --> 01:20:51,208
Please, Ade...
1516
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,583
[breathes heavily and sobs softly]
1517
01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:55,208
I don't know what to do!
1518
01:20:55,416 --> 01:20:56,666
[sighs]
1519
01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:00,708
Did you really do it
to get into my head, Jase?
1520
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:07,583
[sobs softly]
1521
01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:09,958
I don't know.
1522
01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:13,916
[sighs softly]
1523
01:21:20,916 --> 01:21:21,958
[door closes]
1524
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,375
[sobs softly]
1525
01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:41,041
[sniffles]
1526
01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:44,208
[grunts softly] Fuck.
1527
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:45,625
[sighs]
1528
01:21:53,291 --> 01:21:54,750
[shower runs]
1529
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:07,125
[sighs]
1530
01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:28,500
[breathes heavily]
1531
01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:46,208
["Look Out" playing]
1532
01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:49,833
[breathes softly]
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