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? Well, we're movin' on up ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East Side ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? To a deluxe
apartment In the sky ?
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? Movin' on up ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East Side ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? We've finally got
A piece of the pie ?
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? Fish don't fry
In the kitchen ?
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? Beans don't
burn On the grill ?
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? Took a whole lot of tryin' ?
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? Just to get up that hill ?
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? Now we're up
In the big leagues ?
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? Gettin' our turn at bat ?
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? As long as we live
It's you and me, baby ?
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? There ain't nothin'
Wrong with that ?
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? Well, we're movin' on up ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East Side ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? To a deluxe
apartment In the sky ?
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? Movin' on up ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East Side ?
? Movin' on up ?
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? We've finally got
A piece of the pie ?
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Do you like this dress, George?
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It's great. Great.
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Well, how about this one?
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Fantastic.
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Uh, well, maybe I
should wear this.
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Yeah!
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That would be nice on you.
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George!
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I said it's nice!
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What's that supposed to be?
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I need your help.
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What do you want me to
wear to Lionel's wedding?
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Nothing.
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Well, okay, but it's going
to shock the minister.
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You know what I mean.
Anything's all right with me.
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I know what you mean, all right.
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You mean you still
don't like the idea
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of Lionel marrying Jenny Willis.
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I agreed to it, didn't I?
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Sure. The same way you
agreed to go to the dentist.
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And don't forget to order
your suit for the wedding.
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I got plenty of time.
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The wedding's only a
couple of weeks away.
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Yeah, but anything could
happen between now and then.
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Like what?
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Well, Lionel could
come to his senses.
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George, for Lionel's sake, try
to be happy about the wedding.
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Please?
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Okay, I'll be happy. See?
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Good.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Now, tell me honestly.
Which dress do you like best?
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The blue one.
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Thank you, George.
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There isn't a blue one!
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That's why I like it.
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Good morning.
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Hi, Mr. Bentley. Come in.
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Thank you.
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What do you want?
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I've got something
for you, Mr. J.
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Something for me? What is it?
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I haven't the foggiest idea.
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How can you give me something
if you don't know what it is?
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The postman popped this
into my mailbox by mistake.
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Oh. It's from my lawyer.
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Just some papers for the store.
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Oh! What a coincidence.
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I just heard from my lawyer too.
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Oh, nothing serious, I hope.
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Oh, it was about my will.
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Oh, I hate thinking
about wills and dying.
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Oh, no, I'm making out
what they call a living will.
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You see,
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I think a man's got a right
to die. Don't you, Mr. J?
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Only if he's been
tried and found guilty.
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I can't stand the thought
of my lying there paralyzed,
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my eyes staring
vacantly into space.
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Look, if you can't handle
your liquor, don't drink.
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Are you talking about people
being kept alive on machines?
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Exactly.
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So my living will states
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that if ever I am in a
hopeless condition,
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I'd rather be taken
off the machines,
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even if it hastens
the moment of death.
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[HUMMING TRAGIC VIOLIN MUSIC]
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I just wouldn't want
to be a vegetable.
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Don't worry about it, Bentley.
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I'll be happy to come over
and pull your plug anytime.
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Thank you, Mr. J.
You're a true friend.
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Oh, I say, what lovely dresses.
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Oh, they're for
Lionel's wedding.
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Which one would you choose?
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Well, it would depend on
what shoes I was wearing.
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Oh!
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It's a funny thing,
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but my lawyer was just
talking about weddings
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and the sad case of Mr. Heywood.
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Who's Mr. Heywood?
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He's this very
poor oral surgeon.
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That is, he's not
a poor surgeon.
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He's a very good surgeon
who lost all his money.
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Oh. How'd he do that? Gambling?
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No. It was the Heywood curse.
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What's the Heywood curse?
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Mrs. Heywood.
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She took him for
everything he had.
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Poor guy must have
been a real sucker, then.
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He should have known what
she was before he married.
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Ah, but she seemed
such a sweet young thing.
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Yeah, that's the worst kind.
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What do you mean,
"the worst kind"?
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You talk like all
women are gold diggers.
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Not all of them. Some
women marry poor guys.
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Like I did.
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That's right.
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And if I'd had all
my money then,
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I'd have looked at you twice.
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What?
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Oh, just kidding, Weezy.
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Of course, if Heywood
had listened to my lawyer,
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he'd still be a rich man today.
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You mean he could
have stopped his wife
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from ripping him off?
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Certainly, by signing a
prenuptial agreement.
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What's a prenuptial agreement?
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It keeps them from
going to bed together.
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No.
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It simply spells out
what will happen
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in the event of a divorce,
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how much the lady will get.
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Or rather how
much she won't get.
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Oh, that's cold.
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No, it ain't. It's very cool.
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Yes, my lawyer
thinks it's hot stuff too.
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Of course, it can't take away a
woman's right to claim support.
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But it can take away her right
to claim seven cleaning stores.
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What are you talking about?
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Nothing, Weezy, nothing.
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That's all there is to it?
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All I do is get her to sign
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one of those agreements
before she gets married?
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That's all.
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Thanks, Bentley! It's
been nice talking to you.
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Pity you can't stay.
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[LAUGHS]
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Can't I?
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Well, toodle-pip.
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Same to you.
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I know what you
are up to, George.
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And I don't like it.
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Don't you want me to be
happy about the wedding?
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Of course I do.
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Well, the only
way I can be happy
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is if Lionel gets Jenny to
sign one of those agreements.
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You'll only make
him mad and angry.
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My own son mad at
me? You got to be kidding!
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He'll be furious.
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Oh, yeah? How
much you wanna bet?
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Bet?
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Oh, okay, George.
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But not money.
Something more delicious.
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I got it.
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If Lionel gets mad at you,
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you'll kiss all the Willises
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and say how happy you are to
welcome them into the family.
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Kiss all the Willises?
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Jenny, Helen and Tom.
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Ergh!
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Okay! You got a bet.
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Good. This bet is going to
be right up your alley, George.
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Oh, yeah? Why you say that?
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You've been trying to kiss
off the Willises for years.
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Hi, Pop.
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Lionel! Hey!
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Good to see you, son!
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How about a little talk?
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I don't have much time. I'm
on my way up to see Jenny.
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What a coincidence! I was
just thinking about Jenny.
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You were thinking about Jenny?
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Yeah!
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Hey, that's nice!
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Have you thought
about a divorce?
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Divorce?
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We're not even
married yet. I know.
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That's the best time to think
about it, before it's too late.
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Where you coming from, Pop?
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Look, Lionel.
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One of these days,
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your old man's
going to be leaving.
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You taking a vacation?
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No. I mean I'm going to die.
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Oh, hey, Pop, are you sick?
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No! I don't mean right
now. I mean someday.
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Oh! Well, we all
got to go some time.
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That's right.
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And remember, one day,
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all of this will be yours.
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Plus all of our stores.
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Pop, why are you
talking like this?
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Because I want to make sure
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you and Jenny get
off on the right foot.
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Okay. How?
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Well, for instance,
you could, uh,
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get her to sign one of
those prenuptial agreements.
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What?!
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You know, so she
can't get her hooks
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on the Jefferson dough
when you get divorced.
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This is the dumbest, rottenest
thing that you've ever sai...
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[SOFTLY] Shh!
Hold it! Don't get mad.
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What do you expect me to get?
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We aren't done yet.
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Oh, yes, we are.
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Lionel!
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Just forget it, understand?
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What was Lionel shouting about?
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Shouting? Huh.
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Okay, if you don't want
to go to the movies,
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see if I care!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hi! Hi.
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Nice...
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Was it something I said
or something you ate?
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What?
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Well, you got steam
coming out of your ears.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Look, Jenny,
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I don't want to
talk about it, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, I saw the cutest
little outfit today...
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Do you know what he
had the nerve to ask me?
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Who?
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Well, my father, of course.
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Jenny, why don't
you listen to me?
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He wanted me to get you to
sign a premarriage agreementry.
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To stop you from getting
your hands on my money.
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Oh, but you don't
have any money.
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He means his
money after he's dead.
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Jenny, that man
makes me so damn mad.
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Oh, come on.
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It's just another one of
your father's dumb ideas.
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[GIGGLES]
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[SIGHS]
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He should know
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I wouldn't sign such an
agreement like that anyway.
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Of course you wouldn't,
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because I'd never
ask you to sign one.
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Mmm. I wouldn't
even if you did ask me.
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You're right.
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I'm getting angry over nothing.
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What do you mean, you wouldn't
sign it even if I did ask you?
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Well, just that!
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But it doesn't matter,
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because you're not
going to ask me, right?
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Right.
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But only because I wouldn't ask.
258
00:10:45,861 --> 00:10:47,673
Not because you'd
tell me not to ask.
259
00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:49,808
What?
260
00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:53,345
I mean, the man in the
marriage decides these things.
261
00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:56,282
Oh!
262
00:10:56,305 --> 00:11:00,017
Oh, does that mean I have
to do whatever you say,
263
00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,953
Mr. Macho?
264
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,622
It means if your husband
asks you to do something,
265
00:11:04,646 --> 00:11:06,891
you ought to have
enough faith in him to do it.
266
00:11:06,915 --> 00:11:10,562
But what if he asks me
to do something stupid?
267
00:11:10,585 --> 00:11:11,761
Well, if you loved him enough,
268
00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:13,497
you wouldn't
think it was stupid.
269
00:11:13,521 --> 00:11:16,866
And I should obey
him, just like that?
270
00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,668
Just like that.
271
00:11:18,692 --> 00:11:21,771
Well, I'm not going to
sign your stupid agreement.
272
00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:23,372
Because I'm not asking you to.
273
00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,274
But if I'd asked you to sign it,
274
00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:28,411
I have a right to expect
you to trust me and to sign.
275
00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:29,945
Oh, no, no! Uh-uh.
276
00:11:29,969 --> 00:11:33,082
You don't have any
rights over this girl.
277
00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:35,318
I mean, I'm not a puppet.
278
00:11:35,341 --> 00:11:36,684
I'm not your puppet now
279
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,786
and I won't be your
puppet when we're married.
280
00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:41,189
So go find some
other strings to pull.
281
00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:43,492
Okay, then you don't
have to marry me
282
00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:44,526
just because I asked you.
283
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,995
That suits me fine.
284
00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:48,696
Then the wedding's off?
285
00:11:48,719 --> 00:11:49,763
Yeah, it's off!
286
00:11:49,787 --> 00:11:51,654
Okay, yeah!
287
00:11:56,027 --> 00:11:57,271
Jenny, what's going on in here?
288
00:11:57,295 --> 00:12:00,508
[WAILING]
289
00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:02,698
Tom! Tom!
290
00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:15,377
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
291
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:26,079
I thought you said
there was trouble.
292
00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:29,189
There sure was
the last time I saw.
293
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,870
Hi, Jenny! Is
everything all right?
294
00:12:32,894 --> 00:12:34,472
Fantastic!
295
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,741
Am I going crazy?
296
00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:39,109
A minute ago, you were in
here practically hysterical.
297
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,044
Yeah, I was feeling down.
298
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:43,847
But I feel all right now.
299
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:46,983
Jenny, I don't understand this.
300
00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,285
Oh, come on, Mama.
301
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,687
Come on, now, get down.
302
00:12:50,711 --> 00:12:52,689
Uh, look, Jenny, your
mother told me you were crying
303
00:12:52,713 --> 00:12:54,591
as though your
heart was breaking.
304
00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:59,228
Well, you know how
Mama likes to exaggerate.
305
00:12:59,251 --> 00:13:02,119
Come on, Pop, get down.
306
00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:04,633
Exaggerate?
307
00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:05,934
I did not exaggerate.
308
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,359
Something was going on
between you and Lionel.
309
00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:14,108
Yeah, well, uh, nothing much.
310
00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:16,778
We had a
disagreement, that's all.
311
00:13:16,802 --> 00:13:18,780
That's all?
312
00:13:18,804 --> 00:13:21,916
Yeah, but we came
to an understanding.
313
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,306
You see, Helen,
there's no problem.
314
00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:28,544
What kind of understanding?
315
00:13:32,783 --> 00:13:34,961
Jenny, what kind
of understanding?
316
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:37,305
The wedding is off.
317
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,254
What?!
318
00:13:42,158 --> 00:13:43,402
Look here, Jenny.
319
00:13:43,426 --> 00:13:45,626
Tom, will you stop dancing!
320
00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,974
Oh, I'm sorry.
321
00:13:48,997 --> 00:13:50,742
She said the wedding is off.
322
00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:52,677
What?
323
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,879
How can you act so calm?
324
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,781
Well, it ain't no big thing.
325
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,583
We called it off,
that's all. You can't!
326
00:13:58,607 --> 00:13:59,718
Helen, let me handle this.
327
00:13:59,742 --> 00:14:01,052
But, Tom... I mean it, Helen.
328
00:14:01,076 --> 00:14:02,687
This is no time for
female hysterics.
329
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,254
You know how emotional you get.
330
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,489
You can't even think straight.
331
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,158
What we need here is a
calm, rational approach.
332
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,750
Tom, she... Helen, please.
333
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,761
Tom... Thank you, Helen.
334
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:24,240
Now, Jenny, I'm your
father and I love you.
335
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,541
You know that, don't you?
336
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,976
Yeah.
337
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,579
And you know I'd do
anything to help you.
338
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,945
Yes.
339
00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:32,781
You want to tell
me what happened?
340
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,949
No.
341
00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:37,018
Oh.
342
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,120
All right, let me
put it this way.
343
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,556
I'm your father and
you're my daughter,
344
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,025
and you're gonna tell me
what happened, or else!
345
00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:49,397
Oh, Daddy... Lionel
and I are through.
346
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,564
That's all.
347
00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:52,400
I personally think
I'm very lucky
348
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,002
that I found out that he was...
349
00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:59,039
[SOBS] Dad, I feel terrible.
350
00:14:59,062 --> 00:15:01,340
Oh, honey, honey. Oh.
351
00:15:01,364 --> 00:15:03,242
Oh, please don't cry.
352
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:06,212
I... I can't stand
to see you cry.
353
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,336
I can't help it.
354
00:15:09,572 --> 00:15:12,150
I didn't mean to upset you.
355
00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:14,820
But it's... It's not you.
356
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:17,456
Oh, yes, it is.
357
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,924
I come in here to help you
358
00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:20,225
and I'm no help at all.
359
00:15:20,249 --> 00:15:22,561
I start shouting and demanding.
360
00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:25,453
Oh, God, I'm a lousy father!
361
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:33,370
Daddy, please, don't.
362
00:15:33,394 --> 00:15:35,428
I can't help it.
363
00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:39,142
You're not a lousy father.
364
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,344
You're the best father
in the whole world.
365
00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:44,470
Well, Lord knows I try.
366
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:51,220
Believe me, your just being
here has really helped me a lot.
367
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,321
Thank you, Jenny.
368
00:15:52,345 --> 00:15:54,825
You've made me
feel a lot better.
369
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:58,327
Daddy!
370
00:15:58,351 --> 00:15:59,428
Hmm?
371
00:15:59,452 --> 00:16:01,730
I thought you wanted
to hear what happened.
372
00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,299
Oh, of course.
373
00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:06,568
That's what I came in here for.
374
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,102
Oh, my dear, what happened?
375
00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:12,139
Lionel. Lionel, he started
acting super-macho, you know?
376
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,843
"I'm the man and
you're the woman,
377
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:17,044
so if I say you
do it, you do it."
378
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,680
Well, I told him I don't
want that kind of marriage.
379
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:20,914
I don't blame you.
380
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,449
That doesn't sound like Lionel.
381
00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:23,817
How did all this start?
382
00:16:23,841 --> 00:16:26,687
I told him I wouldn't sign
a prenuptial agreement.
383
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:28,154
A prenuptial agreement?
384
00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:29,857
Yeah, that's that
contract you sign...
385
00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:31,257
Oh, I know what it is, dear.
386
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,292
Where did he get that idea from?
387
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,316
BOTH: His father!
388
00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:38,063
I might've known.
389
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,331
I might've known!
390
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:41,367
George Jefferson would
be at the bottom of this.
391
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,803
Well, this time
he's gone too far!
392
00:16:43,826 --> 00:16:45,236
You hear me, Jenny? Too far!
393
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,938
Okay, calm down.
You're getting angry.
394
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,006
I am not angry.
395
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:49,941
When I get angry,
my nostrils flare.
396
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,643
Do you see my nostrils flaring?
397
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:56,314
Yeah, I can see clear
up to your sinuses.
398
00:16:56,338 --> 00:16:58,282
Then it's out of my control.
399
00:16:58,305 --> 00:17:01,552
For three years I've
taken all that man's insults.
400
00:17:01,576 --> 00:17:02,720
All the stupid honky jokes!
401
00:17:02,744 --> 00:17:03,954
But no more!
402
00:17:03,978 --> 00:17:05,789
I've had it. You
hear me? I've had it!
403
00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:08,425
But, Daddy, you said you
were gonna be calm and rational.
404
00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:10,160
I am calm and I am rational!
405
00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:12,763
Don't tell me I'm
not rational, damn it!
406
00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:14,363
Oww!
407
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:15,999
Oh-hoh! Ow!
408
00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:18,001
Helen! Helen! Ohh!
409
00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:19,301
Helen. What happened?
410
00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:20,937
I think my foot's broken.
411
00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:22,805
Oh-hoh. How'd you do that?
412
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:25,697
I didn't do it, George
Jefferson did it.
413
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:36,540
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
414
00:17:40,745 --> 00:17:42,545
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
415
00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:48,985
Will you stop all that blowing?
You're making waves in my soup.
416
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:53,299
I don't understand you, George.
417
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:57,037
Lionel and Jenny have
broken up, and you just sit there.
418
00:17:57,061 --> 00:18:00,006
What do you want me to do,
stand up and eat my soup?
419
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:03,209
If you keep talking smart,
420
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,244
you're gonna take
a swim in that soup.
421
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,880
What do you want from me, Weez?
422
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,282
The wedding is off!
423
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,117
Aren't you gonna
do anything about it?
424
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:13,518
Sure I am.
425
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,310
I'm gonna cancel my wedding
suit and save me 300 bucks.
426
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,791
See you later.
427
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:22,193
Lionel, aren't you
gonna eat something?
428
00:18:22,217 --> 00:18:23,661
I'm not hungry.
429
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,029
Uh, wait. Wait.
430
00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:28,866
Uh, shouldn't we
talk a little more?
431
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,835
Ma, there's nothing
more to talk about.
432
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,938
I mean, Jenny and I
are through and that's it.
433
00:18:33,961 --> 00:18:36,139
I still can't
understand it, Lionel.
434
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:38,075
How could you
break up a marriage
435
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:40,376
over something you weren't
gonna do in the first place,
436
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,312
over a silly "maybe"?
437
00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:43,580
Ain't nothing silly
about "maybe,"
438
00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:44,748
because you never know
439
00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:46,749
when a "maybe" is gonna
turn into a sure thing.
440
00:18:46,773 --> 00:18:49,351
You are not making sense.
441
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,753
Oh, yes, I am.
442
00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:53,355
Remember the day when
you said, "Maybe I'm pregnant,"
443
00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:54,556
and I said that was silly?
444
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,981
Well, didn't that
"maybe" turn into Lionel?
445
00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:01,896
Well, there's no
"maybe" about him now.
446
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,599
He's acting just as
crazy as his father.
447
00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:05,734
Oh, now, look, Ma...
448
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,535
I mean, you may as well face it,
449
00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:09,403
Jenny and I are
through and that's it.
450
00:19:09,427 --> 00:19:11,873
Couldn't you go up and
tell Jenny you are sorry?
451
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,174
After all... No!
She broke it off!
452
00:19:14,198 --> 00:19:15,643
Now, why doesn't she come to me?
453
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,878
After all, I've got my pride.
454
00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:20,280
Pride, huh?
455
00:19:20,304 --> 00:19:24,273
You try sleeping with
that for the rest of your life.
456
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:26,953
Don't be meddling, Weezy.
457
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:29,355
Lionel's a big boy now.
Just let him live his own life.
458
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,824
Not until I talk
some sense into him.
459
00:19:31,848 --> 00:19:34,060
You've talked enough already!
460
00:19:34,084 --> 00:19:35,817
Now no more
talking, and that's it.
461
00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:41,499
That's it?
462
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:42,901
Just like that?
463
00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:44,036
Just like that,
464
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:47,139
because I am your
husband and what I say goes.
465
00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:49,407
Oh, really?
466
00:19:49,431 --> 00:19:50,809
GEORGE: You better
believe it, woman!
467
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:55,914
LOUISE: I told you
never to call me "woman!"
468
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:58,115
GEORGE: Didn't
you hear what I said?
469
00:19:58,139 --> 00:19:59,516
I said no more talking about it!
470
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,517
[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
471
00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:01,518
[DOOR SLAMS]
472
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,620
Lionel? He's gone.
473
00:20:03,644 --> 00:20:05,622
What do you expect when
you don't listen to me?
474
00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:06,912
You drove him out of the house.
475
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:11,661
Jenny.
476
00:20:11,685 --> 00:20:13,418
Don't talk to me.
477
00:20:14,788 --> 00:20:17,133
I have to talk to you.
478
00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,169
Well, I don't have to listen.
479
00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:20,858
Neither do I.
480
00:20:23,796 --> 00:20:26,108
Look, Jenny, I just
wanna say one thing.
481
00:20:26,132 --> 00:20:27,542
I was wrong.
482
00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:30,179
Now, look, just because you've
got me stuck in an elevator
483
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:31,483
doesn't mean that I have...
484
00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:33,944
Uh...
485
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,919
Did you say you was wrong?
486
00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:42,289
Please, I'm in a hurry. I'm
meeting my wife downstairs.
487
00:20:42,313 --> 00:20:44,092
Sir, this is very important.
488
00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:45,526
Our whole lives depend on it.
489
00:20:45,549 --> 00:20:47,627
Well, how long will it
take to fix your lives?
490
00:20:47,651 --> 00:20:50,152
Because my wife doesn't
like to be kept waiting.
491
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:53,533
Not very long.
492
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:55,936
Jenny, you know all
that stuff I said upstairs
493
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,437
about the husband being the boss
494
00:20:57,461 --> 00:20:58,605
and making all the decisions?
495
00:20:58,629 --> 00:21:00,006
Forget it.
496
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:02,407
From now on, we're gonna
make all our decisions together.
497
00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:04,143
Equal partners all the way.
498
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,979
What made you change your mind?
499
00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:10,082
I just saw the future,
and it didn't work.
500
00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:11,784
What?
501
00:21:11,808 --> 00:21:15,687
Well, um, let's just say my
father opened my eyes for me.
502
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:20,424
Oh, wasn't that nice of him?
503
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:21,993
But, I mean, aren't you afraid
504
00:21:22,017 --> 00:21:23,795
you're not gonna get your
way when we're married?
505
00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:26,419
I'd rather have my
woman than my way.
506
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,426
Lionel...
507
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,543
I'm sorry. Your wife. No!
508
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,168
Let her wait.
509
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,089
Why you all picking
on me? It ain't my fault.
510
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,279
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
511
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,294
Who do you think
you are? J. Paul Getty?
512
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,298
If you think that my daughter
is after your money, you're...
513
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,882
Did you see what I saw?
514
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:13,573
What happened? Are you...?
515
00:22:13,597 --> 00:22:14,608
Are you...?
516
00:22:14,632 --> 00:22:16,743
The wedding is on again.
517
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,807
Oh, wonderful. Good.
518
00:22:21,038 --> 00:22:23,183
Yeah, we realized it
was a silly argument.
519
00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:25,384
But we are gonna sign
a prenuptial agreement.
520
00:22:25,408 --> 00:22:27,353
You are? Why?
521
00:22:27,377 --> 00:22:28,621
Because it isn't a bad idea.
522
00:22:28,645 --> 00:22:30,056
You hear that?
523
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,959
Now maybe some people will
shut up before they start talking.
524
00:22:32,982 --> 00:22:35,527
We haven't gotten
it written down yet,
525
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:37,162
but we've already
decided on the main points.
526
00:22:37,186 --> 00:22:38,396
That's my boy.
527
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,365
First, we're gonna
respect each other.
528
00:22:40,389 --> 00:22:42,234
And we're gonna
trust each other.
529
00:22:42,258 --> 00:22:44,069
And we're gonna
try and live our lives
530
00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:46,613
without telling others
how to live theirs.
531
00:22:51,799 --> 00:22:52,877
Is that it?
532
00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:53,878
That's it.
533
00:22:53,902 --> 00:22:55,612
What about the money?
534
00:22:55,636 --> 00:22:57,181
Hey, drop it, Pop.
535
00:22:57,205 --> 00:23:00,017
Now, I don't wanna blow my
top again like I did this afternoon.
536
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,354
Bu... Sure. Forget
I even mentioned it.
537
00:23:04,378 --> 00:23:06,857
Not so fast.
538
00:23:06,881 --> 00:23:08,658
Did I hear right, George?
539
00:23:08,682 --> 00:23:11,394
Lionel got mad when you
brought up that agreement?
540
00:23:11,418 --> 00:23:13,952
I almost went through the roof.
541
00:23:15,621 --> 00:23:18,700
Oh, well, in that case...
542
00:23:18,724 --> 00:23:21,337
George, don't you
have something to do?
543
00:23:21,361 --> 00:23:23,227
Oh, Weezy.
544
00:23:28,901 --> 00:23:30,767
Now.
545
00:23:36,508 --> 00:23:40,543
I just wanna say I'm happy to
welcome you all into the family.
546
00:23:43,147 --> 00:23:44,524
Oh, thank you.
547
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,592
Oh, George...
548
00:23:45,616 --> 00:23:48,317
Let's just get this
over with, okay?
549
00:23:50,121 --> 00:23:51,564
Okay, Weezy?
550
00:23:51,588 --> 00:23:54,189
Not quite, George.
551
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,970
That's it! That's
as far as it goes.
552
00:24:17,246 --> 00:24:20,113
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553
00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:40,676
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