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? Well, we're movin' on up ?
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? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? To a deluxe apartment ?
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? In the sky ?
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? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? We finally got a
piece Of the pie ?
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? Fish don't fry
In the kitchen ?
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? Beans don't
burn On the grill ?
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? Took a whole lot of tryin' ?
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? Just to get up that hill ?
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? Now we're up
In the big leagues ?
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? Gettin' our turn at bat ?
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? As long as we live
It's you and me, baby ?
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? There ain't Nothin'
wrong with that ?
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? We're movin' on
up Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? To a deluxe
apartment In the sky ?
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? Movin' on up Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? We finally got a
piece Of the pie ??
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Doorbell! Will
somebody get the door?
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Will somebody get the door?
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Will somebody get
the door, Florence?
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I wish you'd make up your mind.
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Either you want dinner
or you want doors.
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Because if you want both,
you'll want another maid.
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Hello, Florence.
Hello, Mrs. Jefferson.
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They're in the bedroom.
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Would you tell them
I'm here, please?
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She's here!
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How about a bloody mary?
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No, thanks, I don't
drink while I'm working.
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Hello, Mother Jefferson.
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You're looking very smart.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
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Mind you, I don't see the sense
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in taking all the time to
wear an evening dress
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just because your neighbor
happens to have a birthday.
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Well, I thought it
would be friendly
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to throw a dinner
party for Mr. Bentley.
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Just like you Louise, always
wanting to get fancied up.
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Trying to be
something you're not.
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The party was my idea.
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Making it formal
was George's idea.
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Oh, well, it's nice to get
dressed up once in a while.
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I don't think that's the
reason, Mother Jefferson.
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Well, then, why would George
insist on making it formal?
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Hey, hey, hey! How about this?
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Next question?
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Oh, George it's lovely.
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Hi, Mom. Ain't it
something else?
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This is real plaid.
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It's just beautiful.
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It's better than beautiful.
It's one of a kind.
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It's an original, like me.
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I mean who else could've
done what I've done?
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Come here, Weezy,
take a look at this.
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Did you ever think a
couple of years ago
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that we'd be living
up here in style,
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looking down on the
greatest city in the world?
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No, I didn't. And I must
admit, it's wonderful.
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You know something, Weezy?
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We were meant for each other.
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Oh, thank you, George.
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New York and me!
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Yeah, this city is big
league just like me.
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That's why they
call it the Big Apple.
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You take one bite
and you got class.
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You think big, you live big,
and you throw big parties.
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I love it!
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Isn't he wonderful?
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I always said when
God made George,
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he broke the mold.
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You were right.
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He didn't want to make
the same mistake twice.
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Helen, where are your tweezers?
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My what?
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Your eyebrow tweezers.
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What do you want
the tweezers for?
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Because I've got a headache.
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Well, plucking your
eyebrows isn't going to help.
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I'm trying to take an aspirin,
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but I can't take an aspirin
because the damn cotton
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is stuck in the bottle.
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How can I get an
aspirin out of the bottle
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if the cotton is in the way?
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Oh, is that all? Is that all?
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Is that all?! I could
die of a headache
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before I get an aspirin
out of this bottle.
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Here, let me do it.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not letting you
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get your hands on this cotton.
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You'll just stuff it right
back inside the bottle again.
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Why do you keep doing that?
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It's there to keep the
tablets from breaking.
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Helen, that's to protect them
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while they're being shipped.
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Our aspirin aren't
going anywhere.
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They're not even going in me.
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Tom, calm down. It's just
a stupid piece of cotton.
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It's not the end of the world.
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Well, maybe this is
how the world ends.
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Over a stupid piece of cotton.
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On top of all the
other stupid things
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that go on out there.
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Out where? What stupid things?
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Out there.
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New York is one
giant stupid thing!
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I'm sick, sick, sick, sick
of this city. I hate this city.
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You had a bad day, huh?
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Oh, no, I had a wonderful day.
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To begin with, the elevators
at the office went out again.
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17 floors, Helen.
238 steps, Helen.
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Well, it's good
for your waistline.
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Coming home, I took a
cab because I was in a hurry.
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35 minutes to get across town.
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I told the drive, pull off,
it'll be quicker to walk.
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He did. And I stepped out,
right into a dog's calling card.
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It's supposed to be good luck.
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Don't press yours, Helen.
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We've got to get out of this
town, this no place to live.
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It's dirty and dangerous.
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Oh, it's not as bad as all that.
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It's worse. It's violent.
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Those are crazy
people out there.
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Crazy! Crazy!
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Crazy!
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Don't forget to put the
cotton back in the bottle.
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Hi, Mama. Hi.
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I thought you were going
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to the basketball
game with Lionel?
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Yeah, well,
that's not till later.
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Got plenty of time.
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How you feeling?
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I'm okay.
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You heard anything
from the police yet?
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Hush. Your father is in there.
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You mean you haven't
told him you were mugged?
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Hush.
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But look, Mama
you have to... Easy.
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Ooh.
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I'm sorry. That guy
really hurt you, huh?
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I'm fine.
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Mama, you got to tell Daddy.
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You want to finish school?
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Yeah, but I...
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Then you better
keep your mouth shut.
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Huh?
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Your father's on one of his
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"We've got to get out
of New York" kicks.
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Oh, no. Not that again.
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Mm-hm. And if I tell
him I was mugged,
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that would be the last
straw. He'll have us packed
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and out of New York by tomorrow.
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Mama, don't let
him do that, please.
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I mean, I can't leave school...
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And what about Lionel?
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Okay. Maybe your
father will forget about it
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if he enjoys himself
at the dinner party.
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Just cool it on the mugging.
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All right. You got it.
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? Tee, tee, tee, da ?
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? Da, dee, da, da ?
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? Dee, da, tee, da ?
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? Dee, da, dee, dee, da ?
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? Old Tom Willis ?
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? He don't like cotton ?
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? He keeps on yellin' ?
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? That things are rotten ?
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? But I love New York ?
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? And I'm going
to stay Right here ?
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? Doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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? Doo, doo, dee, dee ??
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Ooh.
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Tom.
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Will you zip me up, please?
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Well, I...
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Damn it! You made
me swallow my gargle.
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Never mind. I'll do it myself.
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Now, Tom'll be
here, I will be here,
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Mr. Bentley will sit next
to you Mother Jefferson.
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And Helen will be
at your right, George.
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Helen will be at my throat.
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Why'd you have to go and
invite them old Willises anyway?
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Because I asked
Mr. Bentley who he would like
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at his birthday dinner,
and he said the Willises.
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Mm-hm. He was
just trying to be polite.
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That's the curse of the English.
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Anyway, I'm glad, because
Helen is the only real friend
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I have in this whole building.
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You got me.
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You're my husband.
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You see? If you'd
followed my advice
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and not gotten married,
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he could still be your friend.
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Ooh, honey hush!
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Ow! Look-a-there.
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That is some tuxedo.
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Thank you, Florence.
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And it's really
you, Mr. Jefferson.
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Thank you.
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It's loud.
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Doorbell.
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Never mind,
Florence. I'll get it.
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Hi. I'm Jack Peterson.
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Hey! The music's
here. Come on in.
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Set up right over there.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You hired a musician?
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Yeah. An accordionist.
An electric accordionist.
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At a small dinner party?
What's wrong with records?
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They don't go with my tuxedo.
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Man, that's a groovy tux.
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You like it, huh?
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That's out of sight.
It's a Jefferson special.
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Where do I plug in?
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Oh, right over there.
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Hi.
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Well, aren't you
going to ask us in?
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Oh, yes. Come in. Come in.
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Can I take your jacket, Tom?
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No, thank you.
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Hi.
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Hello, George. I love your tux.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Hey, wait a minute. Hm?
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What's the big idea?
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What?
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The tuxedo.
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Oh, how about that?
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Where did you get that?
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With green stamps.
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Who gave you the
right to wear my tux?
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Oh, come on, George. Stop
making such a fuss over nothing.
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Nothing?
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Nothing?!
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This ain't nothing.
This is something!
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Now, wait a minute. If anyone
copied anyone, you copied me.
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Look, the only way I could
copy you is with a barrel of lard
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and a bucket of whitewash.
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One more crack
like that, shorty...
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Don't be calling me
shorty, big mouth.
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Big mouth?
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George, that's terrible.
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Don't you be picking on my son.
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And you stop
picking on his wife!
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You stole my plaid.
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Hello?
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You want another good argument
against New York? Here he is.
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Don't blame New
York for George. Hi.
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Where did New York come in?
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Out of an aspirin bottle.
258
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:53,374
That doesn't make
sense. Neither does Tom.
259
00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:55,315
That's telling them,
big mouth. Hello?
260
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,104
? Happy birthday to me ?
261
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,603
? Happy birthday to me ?
262
00:13:03,623 --> 00:13:07,036
? Happy birthday, dear Harry ?
263
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:10,289
? Happy birthday to me ??
264
00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,381
Bravo.
265
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,380
Very, very good.
266
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,767
Bravo.
267
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:46,797
Thank you.
268
00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:01,770
My, isn't this fun?
269
00:14:01,788 --> 00:14:03,999
And if it weren't for
you, I'd be sitting at home
270
00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:06,579
with nobody to talk to.
271
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,727
I must say, it's
awfully nice of you
272
00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:12,325
to give this dinner
party for me.
273
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:14,525
You know, nobody ever made
a fuss over my birthday before,
274
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,357
not even my mother...
275
00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:19,423
Except, of course,
on my birth day.
276
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,744
I mean, she had to be
there for that, didn't she?
277
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,381
That was very
funny, Mr. Bentley.
278
00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:33,947
I've got to remember that.
279
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,301
Get back in the kitchen!
280
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:39,211
Mean.
281
00:14:39,231 --> 00:14:41,209
Just plain mean.
282
00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:44,531
I might as well be
working for white folks.
283
00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:53,738
I say, do you two know
284
00:14:53,756 --> 00:14:55,889
you're wearing the
same dinner jacket?
285
00:14:58,386 --> 00:15:01,298
I ain't wearing no same
dinner jacket. He is.
286
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,129
Okay, George, okay.
287
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:05,128
What do you want
me to do, go out now
288
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,259
and buy a different jacket?
289
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,425
I'll settle for the first part.
290
00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:08,691
I've got an idea.
291
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:12,260
Mr. Bentley, why don't you
open your birthday presents.
292
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,989
Oh, right on.
293
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,273
Happy birthday. Thanks.
294
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:28,481
No. Start with mine.
295
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,012
All right.
296
00:15:30,035 --> 00:15:34,515
Careful with that
bow. I can use it again.
297
00:15:34,531 --> 00:15:36,331
There you are.
298
00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:39,839
Ah!
299
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,269
Oh, what lovely suspenders!
300
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:48,637
They're not suspenders.
They're garters.
301
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,834
In England, they
call them suspenders.
302
00:15:50,854 --> 00:15:53,599
Well, they're wrong.
303
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,298
They're garters for
holding up your socks.
304
00:15:56,318 --> 00:15:58,163
One thing I can't
stand is seeing a man
305
00:15:58,184 --> 00:16:00,283
with his socks down
around his ankles.
306
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:03,258
Well, I couldn't
agree with you more.
307
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,959
All the Bentley men have
always worn suspenders...
308
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:09,357
Uh, garters. Except, of
course, for my Uncle Edward.
309
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,143
He used thumbtacks.
310
00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:17,316
What?
311
00:16:17,338 --> 00:16:19,806
Yes, he had a wooden leg.
312
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,266
Boy, that is one weird weirdo.
313
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:34,143
Why don't you open our
present now, Mr. Bentley?
314
00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:35,539
Thank you.
315
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,706
Now you're really
going to see a present.
316
00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:39,603
Wait'll you get a load of this.
317
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,569
What did we get him?
318
00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:44,301
Wait and see.
319
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,365
I can't believe it. A cozy.
320
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,697
I knitted it myself.
321
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,162
Oh, Louise. It's beautiful.
322
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,226
Very attractive.
323
00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,726
See, what'd I tell you?
324
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,493
Well, go ahead, try it
on, Bentley. See if it fits.
325
00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:01,626
It's not a hat,
George. It's a tea cozy.
326
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,924
You put it on the
teapot to keep it warm.
327
00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:09,374
Who asked you?
328
00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:14,451
Nobody's ever knitted
me a tea cozy before.
329
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,616
And with my very
own initials: H.B.
330
00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:20,046
Oh, it's so... accurate.
331
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,107
Thank you, Mrs. Jefferson.
332
00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:25,642
Florence! Get the phone.
333
00:17:25,664 --> 00:17:28,809
You get the phone!
I'm getting dinner.
334
00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:31,306
I'm going to kill that Florence.
335
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:34,171
Then I'm going to fire her.
336
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:36,469
Hello.
337
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,400
Oh, yeah. She's here.
338
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:40,399
Oh. Just a minute.
339
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,032
It's for you, Mrs. Willis.
340
00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:43,331
Who is it?
341
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,098
The police.
342
00:17:45,118 --> 00:17:47,195
Police?
343
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:48,894
Hello.
344
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,693
Yes, This is Mrs. Willis.
345
00:17:50,714 --> 00:17:53,392
Oh, yes. Thank you.
346
00:17:53,412 --> 00:17:56,391
I'll be there first
thing in the morning.
347
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,755
What was that all about?
348
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,755
Oh, I just lost my purse
this afternoon, that's all.
349
00:17:59,776 --> 00:18:01,020
You what?
350
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,452
But it's all right.
The police have it.
351
00:18:02,474 --> 00:18:03,652
That's why they called.
352
00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:06,284
Oh, good. But how did the
police know you were here?
353
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:08,349
They called home
and Jenny told them.
354
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,848
Isn't that wonderful?
355
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:13,083
Somebody found her purse
and actually turned it in.
356
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:17,881
Must have been an out-of-towner.
357
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,475
A policeman found it.
358
00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:23,811
And the cop turned
it in? In New York?
359
00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:25,238
Will you lay off New York?
360
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:26,404
Wait a minute,
361
00:18:26,426 --> 00:18:28,404
how come you didn't tell
me you'd lost your purse?
362
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:29,970
I forgot. You forgot?
363
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,802
Look, Tom, this
is Harry's birthday.
364
00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:35,169
So why don't we quit worrying
about my purse and, um...
365
00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:37,666
Hey, play something.
Let's dance.
366
00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:39,530
Splendid idea. May I?
367
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,529
Come on. Everybody dance.
368
00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:42,526
Well, what do you say?
369
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:44,527
I say yes.
370
00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:47,394
George, are you
going to just sit there
371
00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:49,934
and let your mother
be a wallflower?
372
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,848
All right. Everybody
get ready, set...
373
00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:06,736
Change partners.
374
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:16,808
Well, I guess that
leaves you and me.
375
00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:21,342
Yeah. It's been a bad
night all around, ain't it?
376
00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:23,737
Well, don't just
stand there, shorty.
377
00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:24,823
Get down!
378
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,423
That's the doorbell.
Now you're going to get it.
379
00:19:50,442 --> 00:19:53,109
That's the people downstairs
complaining about the noise.
380
00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:57,650
They just delivered
the birthday cake.
381
00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:58,848
I'll take it. Oh, no.
382
00:19:58,870 --> 00:19:59,847
I've got to give this
383
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:02,347
to Mr. Jefferson personally.
384
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,947
I just want to make sure
you got it safe and sound, sir.
385
00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:07,177
You know how I look out
for you, Mr. Jefferson, sir.
386
00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:09,744
Oh, sorry, Ralph, I don't
have any money on me.
387
00:20:09,763 --> 00:20:11,173
Oh, that's all right, sir.
388
00:20:11,195 --> 00:20:13,473
Your credit's good with me.
389
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:16,596
I'll just mark it down
so you won't forget.
390
00:20:19,257 --> 00:20:21,624
Oh, thank you, sir!
391
00:20:25,754 --> 00:20:28,098
Are you all right, Mrs. Willis?
392
00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:29,129
Yes.
393
00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:31,462
Good. Your wife sure is lucky.
394
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,829
Huh? And smart too.
395
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,793
The way she let that
mugger have her purse.
396
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:38,326
Yes, sir, it doesn't
pay to fight them.
397
00:20:38,346 --> 00:20:40,057
You can get killed that way.
398
00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:43,157
Well, have a nice party.
399
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,854
You were mugged?
400
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,319
Yes, but I'm all right.
401
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:48,218
Oh, thank God for that.
402
00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:50,217
Well that settles it. We're
moving out of this city.
403
00:20:50,239 --> 00:20:53,084
When? When?
404
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:55,081
Keep out of this, George.
You hear what I say?
405
00:20:55,102 --> 00:20:56,279
We're getting out of New York.
406
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,613
What good will that do?
There's no hiding place.
407
00:20:58,634 --> 00:20:59,811
I don't want to hide,
408
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,011
I just want to take you
some place where it's safe.
409
00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:04,209
What would happen if
everybody decided to leave?
410
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,808
Well, the muggers
would go out of business.
411
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,040
We could all move back again.
412
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:10,339
Did you know that
mugger is a Hindu word
413
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,259
meaning freshwater crocodile?
414
00:21:18,121 --> 00:21:20,299
Tom, the way things are going,
415
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,098
pretty soon the only
people left in New York
416
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:25,031
will be the very rich
and the very poor.
417
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,328
This city needs the
support of people like us.
418
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,661
Tom, if we leave,
the city will die.
419
00:21:29,681 --> 00:21:32,594
And if we stay,
the city will kill us.
420
00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:35,024
Do you see the connection
between mugger and crocodile?
421
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,056
You see? Women's handbags
are often made of crocodile,
422
00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:41,522
or mugger. Therefore, a purse
snatcher is a mugger snatcher,
423
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,819
or a mugger for short.
424
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,440
That's not very
interesting, is it?
425
00:21:49,536 --> 00:21:51,146
Tom, if the cities go,
426
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:52,745
you can say goodbye
to the whole country.
427
00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:55,411
I don't care about that,
I only care about you.
428
00:21:55,431 --> 00:21:57,877
Well, if you really
cared about Helen,
429
00:21:57,897 --> 00:21:59,541
you ought to be fair to her.
430
00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:02,909
Her life is here. All
of her friends. Me.
431
00:22:02,928 --> 00:22:05,206
Louise, where are your manners?
432
00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,938
If our guest wants
to leave town,
433
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,157
don't try to stop him.
434
00:22:10,255 --> 00:22:11,533
You're city people.
435
00:22:11,556 --> 00:22:14,502
Where are you going to
find your kind of action?
436
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,730
Only in New York.
437
00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:17,865
Only in New York?
Why, that's ridiculous.
438
00:22:17,885 --> 00:22:20,997
You tried running away
once before, didn't you?
439
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:22,293
What? Well, you told me
440
00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,427
when you and Helen
were first married,
441
00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:27,727
you couldn't take the heat.
So you went off to Paris.
442
00:22:27,745 --> 00:22:28,756
Oh, but that was different.
443
00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:30,422
Then why did you come back?
444
00:22:30,444 --> 00:22:32,422
Yeah, why? Why?
445
00:22:32,443 --> 00:22:35,489
Well, because we got homesick.
446
00:22:35,508 --> 00:22:39,922
I think you mean because you
had to get back to your world.
447
00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:42,951
Don't you see, Tom?
You've proved it once before.
448
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,949
Running away isn't
the answer to anything.
449
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,146
Louise, if God didn't
want people to move,
450
00:22:51,165 --> 00:22:54,411
he wouldn't have
made moving vans.
451
00:22:54,429 --> 00:22:56,808
Why don't you shut up?
452
00:22:56,828 --> 00:22:59,573
Why don't you listen
to your husband?
453
00:22:59,593 --> 00:23:00,970
What do you want?
454
00:23:00,992 --> 00:23:03,103
I live downstairs. Is
this where all the music,
455
00:23:03,124 --> 00:23:04,803
dancing, and hollering
is coming from?
456
00:23:04,823 --> 00:23:06,600
Yeah. You want to
make something out of it?
457
00:23:06,622 --> 00:23:08,033
Yeah, let's really get
this place jumping.
458
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,865
I brought my horn.
459
00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:11,887
Come on in, Grace.
This is the place.
460
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,095
"My Blue Heaven," B flat.
461
00:23:15,116 --> 00:23:17,929
One, a two, a one:
462
00:23:19,448 --> 00:23:21,926
See that Helen?
This city is crazy.
463
00:23:21,946 --> 00:23:25,314
That's right, Tom.
Beautifully crazy.
464
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:29,422
Tom, remember when
we first met? Mm-hm.
465
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,619
This is the way it was:
466
00:23:30,641 --> 00:23:32,985
What we really loved.
467
00:23:33,006 --> 00:23:36,653
And honey, it's still
here. Only in New York.
468
00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:40,116
You're right, baby.
Only in New York.
469
00:23:40,135 --> 00:23:43,848
Here's to you, Harry.
Many happy returns.
470
00:23:43,866 --> 00:23:45,811
Tell you what, next year,
471
00:23:45,832 --> 00:23:48,844
Helen and I are going to throw
your birthday party upstairs,
472
00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:49,973
in our apartment.
473
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,307
Thank you. Oh, Tom.
474
00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:56,808
Isn't that nice? They're
staying in New York after all.
475
00:23:56,825 --> 00:24:00,860
Yup. The Big Apple
just turned into a lemon.
476
00:24:35,602 --> 00:24:38,080
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477
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