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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:03,456 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 2 00:00:03,521 --> 00:00:06,255 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 3 00:00:06,316 --> 00:00:11,419 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 4 00:00:11,477 --> 00:00:13,744 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 5 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,774 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 6 00:00:16,837 --> 00:00:20,572 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ? 7 00:00:22,497 --> 00:00:25,063 ? FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ? 8 00:00:25,127 --> 00:00:27,693 ? BEANS DON'T BURN ON THE GRILL ? 9 00:00:27,756 --> 00:00:30,290 ? TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF TRYIN' ? 10 00:00:30,353 --> 00:00:32,853 ? JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL ? 11 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:35,284 ? NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ? 12 00:00:35,347 --> 00:00:37,981 ? GETTIN' OUR TURN AT BAT ? 13 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:40,511 ? AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ? 14 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,884 ? AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT ? 15 00:00:41,905 --> 00:00:45,240 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 16 00:00:45,302 --> 00:00:48,136 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 17 00:00:48,198 --> 00:00:52,733 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 18 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:56,127 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 19 00:00:56,188 --> 00:00:58,654 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 20 00:00:58,718 --> 00:01:05,457 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ?? 21 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:12,706 AGH! THAT'S THE WORST COFFEE I EVER TASTED. 22 00:01:14,665 --> 00:01:16,943 IT ISN'T COFFEE. IT'S TEA. 23 00:01:16,962 --> 00:01:20,197 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, IT AIN'T BAD. 24 00:01:20,259 --> 00:01:25,795 THREE MORE MUGGINGS LAST NIGHT, ANOTHER TORNADO IN TEXAS, 25 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:28,885 AND A SEVEN-CAR PILEUP ON THE WEST SIDE HIGHWAY. 26 00:01:28,947 --> 00:01:31,014 THAT'S MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 27 00:01:31,078 --> 00:01:32,577 IT DOES? 28 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:36,578 YEAH. BECAUSE NONE OF THEM THINGS ARE HAPPENIN' TO US. 29 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,605 MORNIN', MA. OH, GOOD MORNING, SON. 30 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,767 HEY, POP. 31 00:01:41,831 --> 00:01:44,698 NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME. 32 00:01:44,761 --> 00:01:46,141 YOU REMEMBER THAT STORY ABOUT THE CHINESE 33 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:47,703 DUDE WHO OWNS THE RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET? 34 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:50,669 OH, YOU MEAN CHARLIE KWAN, THE ONE WHO SAVED A GUY FROM BEING MUGGED? 35 00:01:50,686 --> 00:01:53,065 YEAH. SAVED A WINO AND FED HIM AND TOOK CARE OF HIM... 36 00:01:53,084 --> 00:01:55,096 UNTIL HE WAS TURNED OVER TO THE SALVATION ARMY. 37 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:59,683 OH, IT'S SO NICE TO READ ABOUT SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO GET INVOLVED. 38 00:01:59,742 --> 00:02:02,121 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT GOT HIS PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE. SAVIN' A WINO. 39 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:04,974 A WHITE ONE AT THAT. 40 00:02:05,036 --> 00:02:07,836 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S WHITE? IT DOESN'T SAY SO IN THE PAPER. 41 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:10,266 YES, IT DID. THE PAPER CALLED HIM AN "INDIGENT." 42 00:02:10,329 --> 00:02:12,429 CAN'T BE NOTHIN' BUT A HONKY. 43 00:02:15,556 --> 00:02:18,924 - WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? - BECAUSE A WHITE WINO... 44 00:02:18,986 --> 00:02:21,664 IS TURNED OVER TO THE SALVATION ARMY; THEY CALL HIM AN "INDIGENT." 45 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:26,051 A BLACK WINO IS BUSTED AND THEY CALL HIM AN "INMATE." 46 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,808 ANYHOW, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE, 47 00:02:29,871 --> 00:02:31,983 SINCE THAT HAPPENED, HIS BUSINESS HAS TRIPLED. 48 00:02:32,003 --> 00:02:33,970 IT WAS THE PUBLICITY THAT DID IT. 49 00:02:34,033 --> 00:02:36,011 THEN WHY DON'T YOU ADVERTISE? 50 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,109 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF ADVERTISING. 51 00:02:38,128 --> 00:02:41,463 IF I COULD, I'D BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST BLACK BUSINESSMEN IN NEW YORK. 52 00:02:41,523 --> 00:02:43,924 LIKE THIS DUDE HERE IN THIS PAPER? WHAT DUDE? 53 00:02:43,988 --> 00:02:45,951 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN READING THIS SERIES? IT'S 54 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:48,052 ON SUCCESSFUL BLACK BUSINESSMEN AROUND HERE. 55 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:52,085 TODAY IT'S ABOUT A DUDE WHO OWNS GOLDMAN PHARMACIES. HE'S A MILLIONAIRE. 56 00:02:52,145 --> 00:02:54,245 GOLDMAN? I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS BLACK? 57 00:02:54,309 --> 00:02:57,076 OH, HE IS. WAIT A MINUTE. ABDUL KARIM GOLDMAN. 58 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:02,868 OLDEST OF SEVEN CHILDREN, STARTED OUT AS A DELIVERY BOY, 59 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:05,642 WORKED HIS WAY THROUGH COLLEGE AND NOW HE OWNS A CHAIN OF DRUGSTORES. 60 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:07,961 LET ME SEE THAT. 61 00:03:08,025 --> 00:03:10,558 HMM. THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE ANSWER. 62 00:03:10,621 --> 00:03:12,988 THAT'S GREAT. WHAT'S THE QUESTION? 63 00:03:14,549 --> 00:03:16,482 HOW TO GET MY STORY IN THE PAPER. 64 00:03:16,547 --> 00:03:19,260 NOW, YOU ARE GONNA CALL THESE PEOPLE, LOUISE. I GOT THE NUMBER RIGHT HERE. 65 00:03:19,278 --> 00:03:23,446 WELL, WHY AM I CALLING THEM? YOU'RE NOT A MILLIONAIRE. 66 00:03:23,505 --> 00:03:28,108 BUT I'M A THOUSANDAIRE. 67 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,134 AND I COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE IF I COULD GET ME SOME PUBLICITY. 68 00:03:31,196 --> 00:03:35,265 SO CALL THIS REPORTER. HIS NAME IS MIKE MORENO. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY. 69 00:03:35,324 --> 00:03:39,426 I ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO SAY: NO! 70 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:41,785 I'LL CALL HIM FOR YOU, POP. THANK YOU, SON. 71 00:03:41,849 --> 00:03:44,527 A MAN'S VOICE SOUNDS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A WOMAN'S ANYTIME. 72 00:03:44,545 --> 00:03:48,581 NOW, THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY. LOOK, I KNOW WHAT TO SAY, POP. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 73 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,953 I GOT TO WORRY! HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT WHERE I AM TODAY? 74 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:53,050 WORRYING ABOUT THE LITTLE DETAILS. 75 00:03:53,069 --> 00:03:55,047 I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU SAY THE RIGHT THING. 76 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,611 YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT I'LL SAY? OKAY, YOU BE MR. MORENO, AND I'M CALLING YOU UP. 77 00:03:57,629 --> 00:04:01,031 ALL RIGHT? WELL, COME ON. WHAT? OH, OKAY. 78 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:03,172 UH, HELLO, MR. MORENO? SPEAKING. 79 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:07,091 MR. MORENO, YOU DON'T KNOW ME... AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU. BYE. 80 00:04:09,514 --> 00:04:12,649 THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD'VE DONE. YOU GOT TO GET IN THERE FAST. 81 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,755 YOU GOT TO GRAB HIS INTEREST. YOU GOT TO HOOK HIM RIGHT AWAY. 82 00:04:14,774 --> 00:04:18,543 OKAY, OKAY. LET ME TRY IT AGAIN. WHAT'S THE NUMBER AGAIN, POP? 83 00:04:18,603 --> 00:04:22,739 SIX, EIGHT... LOOK, JUST GO ON! 84 00:04:22,798 --> 00:04:24,976 HELLO, MR. MORENO? YEAH, MR. MORENO. SPEAKING. 85 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:26,311 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET ONE OF THE 86 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,071 FASTEST-RISING BLACK BUSINESSMEN IN THE COUNTRY? 87 00:04:28,092 --> 00:04:29,119 THAT'S RIGHT. HE STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING 88 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:30,268 AND WORKED HIS WAY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP... 89 00:04:30,290 --> 00:04:32,534 AND DID IT ALL THE WAY BY HIMSELF. YEAH, YEAH! 90 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:35,621 THIS DUDE IS FORCEFUL, DYNAMIC, A BRILLIANT MIND. RIGHT ON. 91 00:04:35,682 --> 00:04:37,682 A BORN LEADER. I MEAN, THIS DUDE IS DYNAMITE. 92 00:04:37,746 --> 00:04:40,292 GREAT. WHEN CAN I MEET THIS GUY? WELL, HE AIN'T AROUND NOW, 93 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:43,244 SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY FATHER INSTEAD? 94 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:54,964 LOOK, NOW, YOU... I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL, POP. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE. 95 00:04:56,856 --> 00:05:01,125 THAT BOY BETTER WATCH OUT. HE AIN'T TOO BIG FOR ME TO BE GOIN' UPSIDE HIS HEAD. 96 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:05,086 OH, GEORGE, HE WAS ONLY KIDDING. BESIDES, THAT WAS A DUMB THING YOU ASKED HIM TO DO. 97 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:08,680 LOOK, A SON IS SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER NO MATTER HOW DUMB HE IS. 98 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:12,409 OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, IF I CAN'T GET NO HELP FROM MY OWN FAMILY, 99 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:16,505 I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE PHONE CALL MYSELF. OH, GEORGE! 100 00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:18,498 I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 101 00:05:18,562 --> 00:05:20,540 NO, I AIN'T. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 102 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,728 ONE THING I LEARNED IN LIFE, YOU GOT TO BLOW YOUR OWN HORN. 103 00:05:25,088 --> 00:05:27,722 AND YOU'VE GOT THE HOT AIR TO DO IT. 104 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:34,286 THAT'S BECAUSE I GOT A WIFE WHO'S ALWAYS STEAMING ME UP. 105 00:05:34,343 --> 00:05:36,977 HELLO. I LIKE TO SPEAK TO MIKE MORENO, PLEASE. 106 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,340 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL HIM A BUNCH OF LIES? 107 00:05:39,403 --> 00:05:42,883 I AIN'T GONNA LIE. I'M JUST GONNA BUILD UP THE TRUTH. 108 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,862 HELLO, MR. MORENO? 109 00:05:47,927 --> 00:05:51,061 YES, MY NAME IS, UH, EBONY. 110 00:05:57,082 --> 00:06:00,850 SIDNEY J. EBONY. 111 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:04,511 YES. I'M CALLING YOU TO TIP YOU OFF ABOUT A MILLIONAIRE... 112 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,612 YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN INTERVIEWING FOR YOUR SERIES. 113 00:06:09,666 --> 00:06:12,045 UH, YES. YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HIM. 114 00:06:12,063 --> 00:06:14,041 HIS NAME IS GEORGE JEFFERSON. 115 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:16,272 HE OWNS A CHAIN OF CLEANING STORES. 116 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:19,793 OH, YOU HAVEN'T. OH, THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S VERY SHY. 117 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,916 HE HATES PUBLICITY. 118 00:06:24,981 --> 00:06:27,092 WHAT? OH, I'VE GOT HIS NUMBER RIGHT HERE. 119 00:06:27,111 --> 00:06:32,915 IT'S, UH, 685-4099. 120 00:06:34,535 --> 00:06:37,002 ME? NO. NO CONNECTION. 121 00:06:37,065 --> 00:06:40,499 I'M JUST ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINKS HE'S DOING A MARVELOUS JOB. 122 00:06:40,561 --> 00:06:42,494 OH, FINE. BYE. 123 00:06:42,558 --> 00:06:44,959 GEORGE? HOLD IT. 124 00:06:45,023 --> 00:06:51,360 SIX, EIGHT, FIVE, FOUR, OH, NINE, NINE. 125 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:54,314 NOW. [Rings] 126 00:07:00,802 --> 00:07:02,814 I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE THINKING UP TO ME. 127 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:05,467 HELLO. GEORGE JEFFERSON SPEAKING. 128 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:08,231 MAMA! OHH! 129 00:07:12,554 --> 00:07:16,090 LOOK, MAMA, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. GET OFF THE LINE. 130 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,317 GET OFF THE LINE! 131 00:07:19,746 --> 00:07:24,115 NO, LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL. 132 00:07:24,173 --> 00:07:26,340 YEAH, YOU'RE IMPORTANT TOO, BUT, BUT, BUT... 133 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,271 WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HER, WEEZY? WHY? 134 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,634 BECAUSE THAT'LL MAKE HER HANG UP. 135 00:07:34,327 --> 00:07:36,995 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT HOME. 136 00:07:37,058 --> 00:07:39,892 HELLO, MAMA? OF COURSE I LOVE YOU, 137 00:07:39,954 --> 00:07:43,088 AND I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME TOO. 138 00:07:43,149 --> 00:07:47,452 BYE. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO CALL NOW? 139 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:50,145 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE YOU ARE, 140 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:54,476 YOU'RE BOUND TO GET A LOT OF NUISANCE CALLS. [Phone Ringing] 141 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:57,136 HELLO. OH, OH, OH. 142 00:07:58,864 --> 00:08:01,665 OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM. SHH. HELLO? 143 00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:05,128 OH, MR. JEFFERSON? THIS IS MR. JEFFERSON'S BUTLER. 144 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:17,746 UH-HUH. JUST A MINUTE. I'LL CALL HIM. 145 00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:26,567 HELLO. GEORGE JEFFERSON SPEAKING. 146 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:30,231 AH, YES, MR. MORENO. YES, I'M FAMILIAR WITH YOUR PAPER. 147 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:34,761 WELL, I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT, BUT I HAVE A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE. 148 00:08:34,819 --> 00:08:37,185 UH, LET'S SEE, HOW ABOUT TONIGHT, 6:30? 149 00:08:40,079 --> 00:08:43,359 OH, WE'RE HAVING A FEW FRIENDS OVER FOR COCKTAILS. 150 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:46,877 A U.N. AMBASSADOR, A BIG PUBLISHER, 151 00:08:46,937 --> 00:08:49,805 COUPLE OF OTHER MILLIONAIRES. 152 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:52,067 MAYBE AN ASTRONAUT. 153 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,309 YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW PERSONAL FRIENDS. 154 00:08:54,328 --> 00:08:56,306 OH, YOU CAN? OH, FINE. OKAY. 155 00:08:56,325 --> 00:09:00,561 WE'RE AT THE COLBY EAST. TWELFTH FLOOR. 156 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:03,489 RIGHT. OKAY, FINE. SEE YOU THEN. BYE. 157 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:08,282 I DID IT, WEEZY! HE'S COMING OVER TO DO MY STORY. 158 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:12,112 [Laughs] OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT, GEORGE. 159 00:09:12,173 --> 00:09:16,308 NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS COME UP WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU LIED TO HIM ABOUT. 160 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:18,334 I DIDN'T LIE. NOT EXACTLY. 161 00:09:18,398 --> 00:09:20,877 BENTLEY WORKS FOR THE U.N. AND TOM WILLIS WORKS FOR A PUBLISHER. 162 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:23,507 YOU'RE INVITING THE WILLISES? YOU WHO KEEPS SAYING... 163 00:09:23,525 --> 00:09:27,093 YOU DON'T WANT THAT ZEBRA MARRIAGE HANGING AROUND? 164 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:32,018 I DON'T, BUT I NEED 'EM TONIGHT. 165 00:09:32,081 --> 00:09:35,750 YOU KNOW, AND THOSE PHONY LIBERAL WRITERS ARE ALL FOR MIXING THE RACES. 166 00:09:35,811 --> 00:09:38,623 THAT'S NOT HONEST. THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE. 167 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,573 IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 168 00:09:40,638 --> 00:09:44,306 AFTER THE PARTY, I'LL BE JUST AS HONEST AS I ALWAYS AM. 169 00:09:45,665 --> 00:09:49,300 OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET YOUR MILLIONAIRES? 170 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:52,038 INVITE SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS. THE REPORTER AIN'T GONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 171 00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:55,425 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? ASK TO SEE THEIR BANKBOOKS? [Phone Rings] 172 00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:59,422 YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET ANYONE TO COME ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 173 00:09:59,481 --> 00:10:02,516 HELLO. OH, HI, MOM. HUH? 174 00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:04,977 OH, NO, IT'S JUST THAT I WAS BUSY, THAT'S ALL. 175 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,908 OF COURSE. OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. 176 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:11,939 LOOK, YOU CAN COME TO DINNER ANYTIME YOU WANT... UH, NOT TONIGHT! 177 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:18,299 NO, LOOK, MA... SHE'S ON HER WAY. 178 00:10:18,357 --> 00:10:20,591 YOU'RE DOING JUST GREAT, GEORGE. 179 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,654 SO FAR, YOU'VE GOT ONE GUEST LINED UP: 180 00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,786 YOUR MOTHER, THE ASTRONAUT. 181 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,956 WELL, YOU BETTER GET ON THAT PHONE AND START MAKING SOME CALLS. 182 00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,942 WE NEED BODIES. AND CALL WHAT'S-HER-NAME UP. DIANE. 183 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:35,964 WE NEED SOMEBODY TO SERVE. 184 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,236 DIANE'S GOT THE FLU. I'LL CALL FLORENCE. 185 00:10:38,299 --> 00:10:40,867 ALL SHE'S GOT IS LARYNGITIS. [Doorbell Rings] 186 00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:43,364 FLORENCE? SHE AIN'T NO GOOD. 187 00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:45,360 SHE'S ALL THUMBS AND NO BRAIN. 188 00:10:45,424 --> 00:10:49,292 IF SHE WAS IN A HOUSE ALL BY HERSELF, SHE'D BE BUMPIN' INTO HERSELF. 189 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,928 SORRY, GEORGE, WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HOME. 190 00:10:52,948 --> 00:10:55,415 WE'LL GO QUIETLY. NO, NO, NO! COME IN, COME IN! 191 00:10:55,478 --> 00:10:58,446 WE HAVEN'T BEEN SEEING ENOUGH OF YOU TWO LATELY. 192 00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:01,241 EITHER WE'RE IN THE WRONG APARTMENT, OR HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 193 00:11:01,304 --> 00:11:04,249 - HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. - WE'RE GOOD NEIGHBORS. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 194 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:07,268 WE WERE HOPING TO TALK TO LOUISE ABOUT OUR ANNUAL CHARITY AFFAIR. 195 00:11:07,331 --> 00:11:11,366 OH, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO BOTH OF US TONIGHT OVER COCKTAILS, SAY ABOUT 6:30? 196 00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:15,760 - YOU'RE INVITING US TO COCKTAILS? - WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT? 197 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:18,940 NO STRANGER THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN BUYING ELEVATOR SHOES. 198 00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:27,149 IT'S SOME KIND OF SETUP. WE WALK IN, AND YOU HAVE US ARRESTED AS HOUSEBREAKERS. 199 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:28,882 I'M TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY. 200 00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:31,637 WAIT A MINUTE. JUST HOW BAD DO YOU WANT US? 201 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,566 I INVITED YOU, DIDN'T I? 202 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:37,232 WELL, WE JUST HAVE JUST TWO TICKETS LEFT TO OUR DINNER DANCE NEXT WEEK. 203 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:40,360 WE WERE HOPING YOU AND LOUISE... HELEN, THAT'S BLACKMAIL. 204 00:11:40,422 --> 00:11:43,490 UH-HUH. 205 00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:46,719 - AND BRILLIANT. - IF I BUY THE TICKETS, WILL YOU COME TONIGHT? 206 00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:50,048 I'LL GUARANTEE IT. OKAY. HOW MUCH? 207 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,177 FIFTY DOLLARS... 208 00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:58,472 APIECE. WHAT? 209 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,433 THAT'S A HUNDRED BUCKS! 210 00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:04,198 IT SHOULDN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO YOU NOW THAT YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE. 211 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:07,561 OKAY. WHO DO I MAKE THIS OUT TO? 212 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:12,158 TO OUR ORGANIZATION, AFRO. THAT'S A-F-R-O. 213 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:19,016 AT LEAST IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOIN' FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WHAT'S THAT STAND FOR? 214 00:12:19,074 --> 00:12:21,775 THE ASSOCIATION FOR RACIAL ONENESS. 215 00:12:21,838 --> 00:12:24,905 SEE YOU TONIGHT. 216 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:28,236 WAIT A MINUTE. RACIAL ONENESS? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 217 00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:32,532 IT MEANS THAT YOU JUST GAVE US A CHECK TO SUPPORT MIXED MARRIAGES. 218 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:49,445 NOW LISTEN TO THIS, WEEZY. I GOT MY LIFE STORY ALL WORKED OUT FOR THAT REPORTER. 219 00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:52,572 NOW, IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO. 220 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,933 FORTY-SIX. 221 00:12:54,996 --> 00:12:57,375 A BABY WAS BORN IN A COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA. 222 00:12:57,394 --> 00:13:01,496 IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE BRONX. 223 00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:03,667 LOOK, I'M TRYING TO JAZZ UP THE STORY. 224 00:13:03,686 --> 00:13:05,864 I WANNA SHOW HOW A BOY FROM THE GHETTO... 225 00:13:05,883 --> 00:13:10,052 GOT HIS FIRST CLEANING STORE THROUGH HARD WORK, SKIMPING AND SAVING... 226 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:14,780 AND A $5,000 WHIPLASH SETTLEMENT FROM THE CITY OF NEW YORK. 227 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:20,637 THAT'S WHAT I CALL JAZZING DOWN THE STORY. 228 00:13:20,698 --> 00:13:23,633 [Snoring] WHAT'S THAT? 229 00:13:23,694 --> 00:13:26,662 YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S TAKING A NAP. 230 00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:33,788 IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO. MR. JEFFERSON? 231 00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:38,484 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? NO. I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST TALKING. 232 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:40,576 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 233 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,307 WELL, THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK, MR. JEFFERSON. 234 00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:46,404 I'M A CLEANING MAID. I AIN'T USED TO SERVING. 235 00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:50,801 WE KNOW THAT, BUT NOW YOU'RE MOVING UP IN THE WORLD. 236 00:13:52,226 --> 00:13:54,237 WELL, I DON'T MIND MOVING UP IN THE WORLD, MR. JEFFERSON, 237 00:13:54,257 --> 00:13:56,257 BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU ACT SOMETIMES. 238 00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:58,799 AND I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE YOU DID AT THAT LAST PARTY. 239 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:01,851 THAT'S WHAT GAVE ME MY LARYNGITIS. 240 00:14:01,913 --> 00:14:03,980 DON'T BE NERVOUS, FLORENCE. 241 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:08,481 GEORGE IS OUT TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION TONIGHT, SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HIMSELF. 242 00:14:08,538 --> 00:14:11,539 HE'S GOING TO BE A PERFECT GENTLEMAN. 243 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:14,136 WELL, OKAY, I'LL TRY. 244 00:14:14,199 --> 00:14:17,479 AT 2.50 AND HOUR, YOU BETTER DO BETTER THAN TRY. 245 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,525 - $4.00 AN HOUR, GEORGE. - SINCE WHEN? 246 00:14:22,588 --> 00:14:26,022 SINCE SHE'S MOVING UP IN THE WORLD. 247 00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:30,219 FLORENCE, YOU CAN PUT THE PIZZA PUFFS IN THE OVEN AS SOON THE GUESTS ARRIVE, 248 00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:32,212 WHICH SHOULD BE ANY MINUTE NOW. 249 00:14:32,276 --> 00:14:35,655 - ALL RIGHT, MRS. JEFFERSON. - AT THESE PRICES, I WANNA SEE SOME FANCY MAIDING. 250 00:14:35,672 --> 00:14:38,117 EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, I WANT TO SEE YOU SERVING SOMETHING. 251 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:39,568 YES, MR. JEFFERSON. 252 00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,765 STOP PICKING ON HER, GEORGE. 253 00:14:42,829 --> 00:14:44,796 THIS WHOLE THING IS SILLY ANYWAY. 254 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:47,694 HIRING A MAID FOR JUST FIVE PEOPLE. [Doorbell Rings] 255 00:14:47,757 --> 00:14:49,990 SIX. DON'T FORGET MAMA. 256 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:52,087 I WISH I COULD. 257 00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:59,358 MR. JEFFERSON? MIKE MORENO, EAST SIDE CHRONICLE. 258 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:03,378 AH, YES, COME IN, COME IN. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY WIFE LOUISE. 259 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,370 IT'S A GREAT PLEASURE. HOW ARE YOU? 260 00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:07,846 HOW DO YOU DO? WON'T YOU SIT DOWN? OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 261 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,910 CAN I GET YOU A DRINK, MR. MORENO? NO, THANKS. 262 00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:12,841 I'VE GOT TO COVER A CONCERT AT THE LINCOLN CENTER RIGHT AFTER THIS. 263 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:15,659 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS GOING TO BE OTHER GUESTS. 264 00:15:15,722 --> 00:15:17,766 OH, THEY'LL BE HERE. RICH PEOPLE ALWAYS COME LATE. 265 00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:20,686 THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE RICH. 266 00:15:20,749 --> 00:15:24,684 I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET STARTED? RIGHT. 267 00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:26,677 [Clears Throat] 268 00:15:26,741 --> 00:15:29,775 IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO, 269 00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:33,206 - AND I WAS JUST A LITTLE... - MEATBALL? 270 00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:49,428 AS I WAS SAYING, IT ALL STARTED... 271 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:52,747 OH, HOW ABOUT YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON? OH, THANK YOU, FLORENCE. 272 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:56,508 NOW, GETTING BACK TO THE STORY. 273 00:15:56,571 --> 00:16:01,341 FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, A WOMAN WENT INTO THE COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA. 274 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:03,333 WHEN SHE CAME OUT, 275 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,597 SHE BROUGHT WITH HER... CLAM DIP? CHEESE PUFF? 276 00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:11,023 WHY DON'T YOU STOP HANGING AROUND OUT HERE? 277 00:16:11,087 --> 00:16:14,822 - YOU SAID EVERY TIME... - DON'T DO WHAT I SAID. DO WHAT I SAY. 278 00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:22,011 IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS. 279 00:16:22,073 --> 00:16:24,740 OKAY. 280 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,403 I GATHER YOU WERE BORN 45 YEARS AGO. 281 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:31,599 YEAH, AND IT WAS A LONG, TOUGH CLIMB... 282 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:34,462 FROM THAT RAT-INFESTED TENEMENT I GREW UP IN. 283 00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:40,461 WE DIDN'T HAVE RATS, GEORGE. A FEW MICE, MAYBE, BUT NO RATS. 284 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,650 OH, MAMA, MEET MIKE MORENO. 285 00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:44,881 HOW DO YOU DO? FINE, THANK YOU, 286 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:47,845 ONLY THAT BLOODY MARY MADE ME SO SLEEPY, 287 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:51,109 I ALMOST NODDED OFF. 288 00:16:56,763 --> 00:17:01,266 YES, YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST NODDING OFF FOR TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS NOW. 289 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:05,626 MAYBE I BETTER HAVE ANOTHER. 290 00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:09,520 THE SECOND ONE ALWAYS PERKS ME UP. 291 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,858 NOW, WHAT DO WE GOT SO FAR? NOTHING, 292 00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:14,943 EXCEPT YOU'RE 45 YEARS OLD. 293 00:17:15,008 --> 00:17:16,941 FORTY-SIX. 294 00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:21,174 I WAS 45 WHEN I STARTED TELLING THIS STORY. 295 00:17:21,234 --> 00:17:25,836 [Doorbell Rings] DON'T PUT THAT PENCIL DOWN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 296 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:29,459 OH, HELLO! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 297 00:17:29,522 --> 00:17:32,202 WE KNEW THAT, BUT WE DECIDED TO COME ANYWAY. 298 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:35,321 COME IN. MEET MIKE MORENO. 299 00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,794 THIS IS TOM AND HELEN WILLIS. HOW ARE YOU? 300 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:39,924 HOW DO YOU DO? MR. WILLIS, A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. 301 00:17:39,944 --> 00:17:43,478 TOM, IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE... 302 00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:45,472 TO BE HERE TONIGHT. 303 00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:48,570 I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR THE WORLD. 304 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,033 IT PAYS TO VISIT YOU, GEORGE. 305 00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:58,490 TOM HERE IS A BIG PUBLISHER. 306 00:17:58,553 --> 00:18:01,232 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST A SENIOR EDITOR WITH PELHAM PUBLISHING. 307 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,784 WELL, I'M VERY GLAD TO MEET YOU. I'M WRITING A BOOK, YOU KNOW. 308 00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:06,125 OH, REALLY? YES. YOU SEE, I'M NEWSPAPERMAN. 309 00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:08,756 HE'S HERE TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME. I GOT THE IDEA FOR MY BOOK... 310 00:18:08,774 --> 00:18:11,308 FROM THIS SERIES I BEEN WRITING ON BLACK CAPITALISM. 311 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,370 WE'VE HAD A TREMENDOUS RESPONSE FROM OUR READERS. 312 00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:15,814 I CAN SEE WHY. THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR A BOOK LIKE THAT. 313 00:18:15,832 --> 00:18:19,044 BUT HE AIN'T INTERESTED IN THAT RIGHT NOW. HE'S HERE TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME. 314 00:18:19,061 --> 00:18:22,021 SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO OVER THERE AND MAKE YOURSELVES A DRINK? 315 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,292 - I CAN GET THAT, MR. JEFFERSON. - YOU CAN GET YOURSELF BACK IN THE KITCHEN. 316 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:30,352 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID... - DON'T THINK! I DO THE THINKING. 317 00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:33,682 WELL, THINK ABOUT GETTING YOURSELF ANOTHER MAID! 318 00:18:38,437 --> 00:18:42,173 LOUISE, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AND SEE WHAT'S BOTHERING THAT YOUNG LADY? 319 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:45,500 I DON'T HAVE TO. I'M LOOKING AT IT. 320 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,271 WHY DON'T WE JUST START FROM THE BEGINNING? 321 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,518 GOOD IDEA. LET'S GO CLEAR BACK TO WHERE YOU 322 00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:53,788 ASKED ME IF I WANTED A DRINK AND I SAID NO. 323 00:18:53,852 --> 00:18:55,918 I CHANGED MY MIND. I'D LOVE ONE. 324 00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:58,327 SURE. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE? OH, DON'T BOTHER. I CAN GET IT MYSELF. 325 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,324 YOU KNOW, MR. WILLIS, IN THIS BOOK I'M WRITING, 326 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:03,122 I'M NOT DEALING WITH YOUR ORDINARY BLACK BUSINESSMAN. 327 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,651 THE PEOPLE I WANT ARE BANKERS, CORPORATE EXECUTIVES. 328 00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:08,516 THEN YOU OUGHT TO MEET HELEN'S FATHER. HE'S A CORPORATE EXECUTIVE. 329 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:11,179 AND BELIEVE ME, HE'S A CHARACTER. WHO IS HE? 330 00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:13,130 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF BUTEX INDUSTRIES? 331 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,672 AMERICAN STOCK EXCHANGE? 332 00:19:14,692 --> 00:19:17,392 THAT'S THE ONE. MY FATHER'S COMPANY PRESIDENT. 333 00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:20,034 WELL, THAT'S FASCINATING. I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 334 00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:23,486 WELL, MY FATHER WAS VERY, VERY POOR. 335 00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,525 WE NEVER HAD NOTHING AS KIDS. 336 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,657 IT WAS TOUGH FOR MY FATHER TO FIND A JOB IN THOSE DAYS. 337 00:19:27,676 --> 00:19:30,955 OH, THAT'S SAD. HOW DID YOUR FATHER GET HIS START? 338 00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:33,006 HE INHERITED A FARM FROM MY GRANDFATHER. 339 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,048 OH, TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER, HELEN, 340 00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:38,180 HOW HE TURNED A SMALL, ROCKY PIECE OF LAND INTO A RICH FARM. 341 00:19:38,197 --> 00:19:41,431 HE STARTED WITH ONE ACRE AND WOUND UP OWNING HUNDREDS. 342 00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:43,215 THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MY STORY. I STARTED OUT 343 00:19:43,235 --> 00:19:45,023 WITH ONE RUNDOWN CLEANING PLANT IN QUEENS... 344 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:48,022 BUT THAT'S SUCH A LONG STORY. WHO ASKED YOU? 345 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,896 I WAS TALKING TO TOM. GOOD. WELL, YOU KEEP TALKING TO HIM. 346 00:19:50,914 --> 00:19:54,415 I KNOW YOU'RE ANXIOUS TO GET TO MY STORY, SO LET'S GET GOING. 347 00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:58,845 FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, A WOMAN WENT INTO THE COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA. 348 00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:01,838 AND WHEN SHE CAME... GEORGE, I THINK I'LL TAKE A NAP. 349 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,034 AGAIN? 350 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:07,133 THAT BLOODY MARY MADE ME DIZZY. 351 00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:10,929 YOU TELL LOUISE SHE'S BUYING THE WRONG KIND OF TOMATO JUICE. 352 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,120 WHERE WERE WE? IN A COTTON FIELD. 353 00:20:15,184 --> 00:20:17,118 OH, RIGHT. WELL, THIS... 354 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,149 [Doorbell Rings] FLORENCE, GET THE DOOR! 355 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:23,578 - YOU TOLD ME TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN! - GET THE DOOR! 356 00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:30,170 JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BOSS DON'T MEAN YOU GOT TO BE SO LAZY. 357 00:20:30,232 --> 00:20:32,132 YOU'RE CLOSER TO THE DOOR THAN I AM! 358 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:35,999 YOU COULD'VE HAD IT OPENED, ANSWERED AND SHUT BEFORE I EVEN GOT NEAR IT! 359 00:20:38,188 --> 00:20:40,122 GOOD EVENING. 360 00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:44,352 MRS. JEFFERSON, IT'S THAT WEIRDO AND A FOX. 361 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:49,948 IT'S MR. BENTLEY FROM THE U.N. HI THERE, BENTLEY. 362 00:20:50,008 --> 00:20:53,554 EVENING, MR. JEFFERSON. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MISS TANYA PETROVICH. 363 00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:55,548 SHE JUST ARRIVED FROM RUSSIA THIS AFTERNOON. 364 00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:57,812 MR. JEFFERSON, I WAS SO EXCITED... 365 00:20:57,831 --> 00:21:01,151 WHEN COMRADE BENTLEY TOLD ME WE WERE COMING HERE. 366 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,961 SO, THIS IS BLACK GHETTO. 367 00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:11,919 WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT? 368 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,291 EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... YES, YES! 369 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:18,412 NICE TO MEET YOU. AND YOU MUST BE MRS. JEFFERSON. 370 00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:21,139 - NO, NO, NO. I'M AFRAID... - AFRAID? 371 00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:23,402 OF COURSE YOU ARE AFRAID. 372 00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:28,235 IN SOVIET UNION, WE HAVE HEARD MUCH ABOUT POOR, DOWNTRODDEN BLACKS. 373 00:21:28,293 --> 00:21:32,529 HMM! YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE WRONG DOWNTRODDEN BLACK, HONEY. 374 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,085 THIS IS MRS. JEFFERSON. 375 00:21:37,149 --> 00:21:39,149 I'M HELEN WILLIS, AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND TOM. 376 00:21:39,212 --> 00:21:42,748 MRS. JEFFERSON, I WOULD KNOW YOU ANYWHERE. 377 00:21:42,808 --> 00:21:44,742 YOU WOULD? 378 00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:49,809 TWENTY-FIVE YEARS BEING MARRIED TO GEORGE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME. 379 00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:51,799 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT? 380 00:21:51,864 --> 00:21:54,131 PLEASE. NOT TO SPEAK OF FOOD. 381 00:21:54,194 --> 00:21:57,062 YES, I'M AFRAID TANYA HAD A VERY ROUGH FLIGHT. 382 00:21:57,124 --> 00:21:59,970 SHE WAS AIRSICK ALL THE WAY. IT WAS THE SEAFOOD THAT DID IT. 383 00:21:59,988 --> 00:22:02,321 JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. 384 00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:06,452 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CLAM DIP? NYET! NYET! 385 00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:08,846 OH, THIS AIN'T BAD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM PIZZA PUFFS. 386 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,377 THEY TASTE LIKE HOT RUBBER BANDS. 387 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:15,804 PLEASE. SOME VODKA? 388 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,735 AH, YES, MAKE IT TWO, NEAT. 389 00:22:18,798 --> 00:22:21,732 EVERY TIME I FLY, I GET AIRSICK. 390 00:22:21,794 --> 00:22:24,461 NOT LIKE HIM! 391 00:22:24,524 --> 00:22:27,091 HE CROSSED THE ATLANTIC IN SAILBOAT. 392 00:22:27,153 --> 00:22:29,754 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF ANYTHING SO CRAZY? 393 00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:33,018 THAT WASN'T ME, ACTUALLY. IT WAS MY BROTHER NIGEL. 394 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,224 IN A SAILBOAT? THAT'S FANTASTIC. 395 00:22:35,243 --> 00:22:38,812 THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. I CROSSED THE PACIFIC IN AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER. 396 00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:41,306 I'M AN OLD NAVY MAN, YOU KNOW. 397 00:22:41,369 --> 00:22:44,337 YOUR BROTHER ACTUALLY CROSSED THE ATLANTIC IN A SAILBOAT? 398 00:22:44,398 --> 00:22:46,966 OH, YES. NOT ONCE, BUT THREE TIMES. 399 00:22:47,028 --> 00:22:49,228 UNFORTUNATELY, HE ONLY MADE IT TWICE. 400 00:22:49,292 --> 00:22:52,561 - OH. - LUCKILY, IT WAS THE FIRST AND THE THIRD TIME. 401 00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:57,525 BUT THE SECOND CROSSING WAS A BIT OF A STICKY WICKET. [Chuckles] 402 00:22:57,583 --> 00:23:00,417 YES. HE WAS ALONE, EXCEPT FOR ELOISE. 403 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,457 SHE WAS PREGGERS AT THE TIME. 404 00:23:02,477 --> 00:23:04,677 HE TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE WITH HIM? 405 00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:08,108 - OH, ELOISE WASN'T HIS WIFE. - OH. 406 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,904 NO. SHE WAS HIS SIAMESE CAT. 407 00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:13,934 - OH? - YES. HE NEVER MADE A TRIP WITHOUT HER. 408 00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:17,241 ANYWAY, THEY RAN INTO THIS HURRICANE, AND THEY LOST THEIR MAST AND SAILS, 409 00:23:17,258 --> 00:23:19,893 AND THEY DRIFTED AROUND FOR DAYS WITHOUT ANY FOOD. 410 00:23:19,955 --> 00:23:23,557 FINALLY, THEY WERE RESCUED BY A NORWEGIAN SARDINE BOAT. 411 00:23:23,617 --> 00:23:28,119 WHEN THEY PULLED INTO NEW YORK HARBOR, ELOISE WEIGHED 53 POUNDS. 412 00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:31,746 I'D LIKE TO MEET THIS CRAZY BROTHER OF YOURS. YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE... 413 00:23:31,807 --> 00:23:35,241 BECAUSE HE'S FLYING INTO NEW YORK NEXT WEEK TO BEGIN HIS NEW ADVENTURE. 414 00:23:35,302 --> 00:23:39,405 - REALLY? WHAT IS THAT? - HE PLANS TO PADDLE A CANOE FROM HERE TO MIAMI BEACH. 415 00:23:39,464 --> 00:23:44,667 - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? - HE LOVES SUNSHINE. 416 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:48,359 THAT'D MAKE A FANTASTIC STORY. I WISH I COULD HEAR MORE, BUT I DO HAVE TO LEAVE. 417 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,765 WOULD YOU ASK YOUR BROTHER TO CALL ME? MY PLEASURE. 418 00:23:50,783 --> 00:23:53,817 AND YOU TOO, MRS. WILLIS. I WANNA GET ALL THE DETAILS STRAIGHT. 419 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,592 THOSE STORIES YOU TOLD ME WILL MAKE GREAT FEATURES FOR MY PAPER. 420 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:59,977 WELL, GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. KEEP ON TRUCKIN'. 421 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,033 RIGHT. WELL... 422 00:24:06,097 --> 00:24:07,764 HOLD IT. AIN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 423 00:24:07,829 --> 00:24:11,997 I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE GOT MY PAD HERE... NO, WHAT ABOUT ME? 424 00:24:12,057 --> 00:24:16,393 OF COURSE. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. 425 00:24:16,452 --> 00:24:18,463 I GOT A LINE ON TWO GREAT STORIES: 426 00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,716 MRS. WILLIS'S FATHER AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER. 427 00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:22,791 VERY GOOD. AIN'T YOU ONE STORY SHORT? 428 00:24:22,811 --> 00:24:25,611 I OWN A CHAIN OF FIVE CLEANING STORES, STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING. 429 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:29,141 I ONLY NEED ONE MORE ARTICLE FOR MY SERIES ON BLACK BUSINESSMEN, 430 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,402 AND MRS. WILLIS'S FATHER IS... 431 00:24:31,466 --> 00:24:34,434 I MEAN, THAT'S A FANTASTIC STORY. WHAT ABOUT ME? 432 00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:37,730 AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER, THAT'S A FANTASTIC STORY! 433 00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:42,160 BUT I INVITED YOU HERE! DON'T THINK I'M NOT GRATEFUL. 434 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:45,187 DON'T WORRY. I'LL MENTION THAT I GOT THE STORY AT YOUR PARTY. 435 00:24:45,248 --> 00:24:48,488 YOUR NAME WILL BE RIGHT IN THERE, MR. JEFFRIES. 436 00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:54,840 WELL, I THINK WE OUGHT TO BE GOING TOO. 437 00:24:54,904 --> 00:24:57,805 NO! NOBODY'S GOING NO PLACE! 438 00:24:57,866 --> 00:25:00,133 WHY NOT? WE STAYED OUR $100 WORTH. 439 00:25:00,197 --> 00:25:03,209 SIT DOWN! I GOT SOMETHING I WANT EVERYBODY TO HEAR! EVERYBODY SIT DOWN! 440 00:25:03,226 --> 00:25:05,294 SIT DOWN! 441 00:25:05,357 --> 00:25:08,797 NOW, REALLY, GEORGE... YOU TOO, LOUISE, SIT DOWN. 442 00:25:10,618 --> 00:25:14,654 I WANT EVERYBODY TO LISTEN TO WHAT I GOT TO SAY. NOW... 443 00:25:16,477 --> 00:25:18,477 FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO... 444 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,803 [Louise] THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 445 00:26:01,612 --> 00:26:03,978 ? MOVIN', MOVIN' ON UP ?? 446 00:26:04,028 --> 00:26:08,578 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38092

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