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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,405 - Hello, everyone. 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,811 I thought I'd make this video while in the bath 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,680 because lately I've been feeling, 4 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:21,321 well, naked. 5 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:22,658 I've been working on something 6 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,692 that's been taking up a lot of my time. 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,600 And I'm about to apply myself 8 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:33,665 more than I ever have in my entire life. 9 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:37,843 I've fully aligned with my purpose. 10 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,514 And I can't wait to share the news with you. 11 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,412 But the timing isn't quite right. 12 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,778 But what I can tell you 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,347 is that it is going to directly affect 14 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:48,523 the existence of you 15 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:51,581 and everyone you've ever met. 16 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:53,794 This is going to be irreversible. 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,857 But don't be scared. 18 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,732 This is a mission of Lyte. 19 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,732 - Well, look at you, 20 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,455 all sexy and enlightened. 21 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,273 - That's me. 22 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,965 You know, Portia, I really have to thank you 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,598 for pushing me to do this endeavor. 24 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:12,872 It's gonna be the biggest thing since sliced bread. 25 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,809 And I owe it all to you. 26 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,548 - Dory, I can't tell you how much that means to me. 27 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:22,481 I wish we could just melt into the same person. 28 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,482 Why can't we do that? 29 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,924 Can we just invent that already? 30 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:28,655 - One thing at a time. 31 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,815 - Hey. Do you want to get dinner with me tonight? 32 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,234 There's this really cute spot, 33 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,132 and it has outdoor seating and gorgeous lighting. 34 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,558 - That sounds lovely. 35 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,329 But let's see how the day plays out, okay? 36 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,601 - Yeah. 37 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:43,068 Yeah, we'll just see how the day plays out. 38 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:47,236 I love that 'cause it's kind of being present and-- 39 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,337 should I make a rez? 40 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,352 ["Obedear" by Purity Ring playing] 41 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:59,415 ♪ ♪ 42 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:28,049 - ♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low, watch ♪ 43 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,175 - Thank you. 44 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,683 Oh, wow. 45 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,194 - Nice, right? - Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,046 - Yeah. - Yeah. 47 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,555 - This isn't bad. 48 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,726 - No, it's like super sexy. 49 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,985 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you so much. 50 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,400 - Oh, course. Yeah. 51 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,495 You know, I like to treat you like the princess that you are. 52 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,340 - Uh, Joe. 53 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,702 There's something that I really need to tell you 54 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,573 and I feel, like, really nervous to say it. 55 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,572 - Okay. No, hey, hey. 56 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,184 Look, you know you can tell me anything, right? 57 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,983 I'm--I'm your supportive lover. 58 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,846 - [sighs] 59 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,545 I just want you to know, like, you really mean so much to me 60 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,091 and, like, I think I'm kind of seeing someone. 61 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,757 Like, I don't want to say too much about it because, 62 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,056 you know, it's really new to me in a lot of ways. 63 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:13,728 But, um, yeah. 64 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:17,026 - Wow. I'm--um-- 65 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,766 I'm actually relieved. - What? 66 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,695 - I may be kinda seeing someone too. 67 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,438 - You? - Yeah, it's complicated. 68 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,936 - Oh, my God. - I'm just trying to process it 69 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,239 'cause it's actually extremely confusing. 70 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:31,281 And I have a lot of conflicting feelings about it, but-- 71 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,947 - I hope I get to meet her one day. 72 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,577 - Yeah. 73 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:38,452 Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Yeah. 74 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,051 - I hope he makes you really happy. 75 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:41,719 ["Horizons" by Orlean playing] 76 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:46,928 - ♪ Oceans on the sky Sky... ♪ 77 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,796 - Oh! Wow! 78 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:49,955 - Oh, wow. 79 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,033 - Oh, my gosh. 80 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,198 Ah, this is it. This is it. 81 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,467 Yes, this is where we're gonna do it. 82 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,798 This is our new home. 83 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,214 - Yeah, yeah. God, this is so perfect. 84 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:02,784 This is just exactly what it should be. 85 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,905 - You know, I told them. I said I don't want offices. 86 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,308 You know, no divisions, no secrets. 87 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,083 Just community. 88 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:13,549 - Oh, ah, my best friends. 89 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,560 Isn't this place of the times? 90 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,622 I got the design team from Selfie Castle. 91 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:18,664 Doesn't it just make you 92 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:19,988 want to take a million pictures of yourself? 93 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,263 - That is so smart. 94 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,457 People are just gonna be so jealous that we get to, like, 95 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,303 sit and, like, stand in here. 96 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,800 - Hey, you want to see the, um, lab? 97 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,842 - The lab? Yes. 98 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,268 God, it sounds so cool to hear it. 99 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:34,439 - Yeah. - It's so cool to hear. 100 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:36,337 - Yeah. The lab. 101 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:42,319 - Oh, boy. Here we go, the lab. 102 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,263 Everybody, this is our resident genius 103 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,022 Dr. Benny Balthazar. 104 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,194 - Hi. 105 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,792 - Hello. - Hi. 106 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,830 - Hi. 107 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,627 - Very excited to be making history. 108 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:01,827 - Yeah. Benny graduated first in her class at MIT. 109 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,704 It doesn't get more science-y than Benny. 110 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,174 - Oh, my God. MIT. 111 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:07,442 That's actually one of the schools 112 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,377 I consider pretending to go to, so. 113 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,805 - Oh, yes. I read about your lies. 114 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:12,808 - Oh, thank you. 115 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:13,949 - Well, Benny, 116 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,283 it is an honor to embark on this journey with you. 117 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:19,849 - Yeah, it's gonna be huge. 118 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:23,492 - Well, do you mind showing us what y'all are up to? 119 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,216 - Sure. So, obviously, 120 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,885 we're gonna start with targeted amplicon sequencing. 121 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,234 - Of course, obviously. 122 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,399 - And then x-ray crystallography. 123 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,197 We'll see where that gets us. 124 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,899 So we have the most sophisticated technology 125 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,302 in here. 126 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,410 Equipment that some of the most well-funded labs 127 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,135 in the world don't have access to. 128 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,678 This is the most comprehensive library 129 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,254 of natural and synthetic chemical samples 130 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,147 that the world has ever seen. 131 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,915 You could do absolutely anything with these. 132 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,588 If there's a way to cure cancer, it's in here. 133 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,087 - Oh, well, that would have come in handy 134 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,589 when I pretended to have cancer. 135 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,490 - Nobody is allowed in there ever. 136 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,730 In the wrong hands, 137 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,858 this could start World War III. 138 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,501 So we are using a new technology 139 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,367 that visually maps neurochemical reactions 140 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:13,506 as they're occurring live in our test subject. 141 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,743 We're looking for anything traditionally associated 142 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,343 with enlightenment. 143 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,551 The idea being that we can reverse engineer 144 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:23,583 the chemical recipe for what you experienced. 145 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:24,783 - Hmm. 146 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:28,285 I'm sorry, but this doesn't feel 147 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,758 quite right to me. 148 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:32,387 To reduce my experience 149 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,258 to just chemicals. 150 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,601 What I went through was so much more than that. 151 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,297 It was spiritual, 152 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,469 metaphysical, 153 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,137 divine. 154 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,267 I died. 155 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,642 And then I came back. 156 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:52,751 That's what the pill should be doing. 157 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:58,322 - Yeah, well, uh, we'll look into that. 158 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,318 [cheery music] 159 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,761 - Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you. 160 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:06,233 [vocalizes] 161 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,562 Thank you. Hi, Kate. Hi, Jose. 162 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,597 Welcome. Try everything. I liked the soda pop. 163 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,073 I like the cherries. They're all good. 164 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:15,742 - I'm sorry. Do we own this candy store too? 165 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,172 - Oh, we don't own it. 166 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,010 No, they shut it down when I come in 167 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,676 'cause I think best when I got in candy me. 168 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,905 I, in fact, I'm micro-dosing sugar. 169 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,007 - Dor, Dor! 170 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,652 They have my favorite candy from when I was a kid 171 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,577 and they're really impossible to find. 172 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,149 - They got everything here. Okay. 173 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:35,351 Um, I--I--I think what we're essentially trying to do 174 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,455 is to reinvent the wheel. 175 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:41,134 Uh, so it could take the science 176 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,634 a heck of a long time 177 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,095 before it sees the light of day. 178 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,433 So the question becomes, 179 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,668 what are we gonna do in the meantime? 180 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,665 - Research. And meditate. 181 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,311 - Hmm. - No. 182 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,842 We get people on board. 183 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,212 We get them lining up around the block 184 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,951 and, uh, just-- just clamoring for it. 185 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,854 - Like, shouldn't we make a pill first? 186 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,720 - No, I think we need to create the need 187 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,159 before the technology. 188 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,662 See what I'm thinking? - Mm-hmm. 189 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:14,633 - I think we need to pull some kind of, you know, magic trick 190 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:20,504 so that we hypnotize the entire country into joining our cause. 191 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:21,666 And I know how to do it. 192 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:25,204 We're gonna do it through a--a kind of a stunt. 193 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:31,244 Here. Come here. Come around here. Come close. 194 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,484 Get in a little tight, a little tight, 195 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,375 a little grouping. Stay right there. 196 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,180 - That's good. - Now... 197 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,319 - All right. - Cast your gaze right about 198 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,685 from where you are right around there. 199 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,864 - Okay. - Watch this. Bing. 200 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,223 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 201 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:46,934 - You guys, it's like 202 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,826 the future we've all been waiting for. 203 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,825 - So what is this that we're looking at exactly? 204 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:56,498 - Well, this is a very carefully curated group 205 00:08:56,569 --> 00:09:00,239 of the most popular social media influencers 206 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:03,909 whose followership adds up to collectively 207 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,910 about a third of the American population. 208 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,423 They're just fantastic. So watch. 209 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,345 I'm gonna isolate this lady right there. 210 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,218 - Oh, my God. I know who that is. 211 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,357 She looks, like, very hot in skates. 212 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,562 That's exactly what men want. 213 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,434 - And then there's this fella. 214 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,396 - Oh, yeah, that's the pop scientist. 215 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,961 He's like a joke in the legitimate science community. 216 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,434 - Well, he's very likable. 217 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,702 - No. - Here's the whole group again. 218 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,799 - Wow. 219 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,144 I don't think I recognize any of these people. 220 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,480 - But I have very young researchers 221 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,806 who assure me that this gang 222 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:43,221 has the attention of basically the entire world. 223 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:46,552 There we go. Goodbye. What do you think of that? 224 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:47,919 - Aw! 225 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,217 - So are you saying 226 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,928 that you want these people to promote the pill? 227 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,492 - Yeah. I want them to promote it. 228 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,804 But also, I want them to be the first to take the pill. 229 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,568 I think this could be a very exciting public example 230 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,144 of what the road to enlightenment 231 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,006 would look like exactly. 232 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,165 - Hmm. 233 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,914 Well, if we did this, 234 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:15,508 I would want to feel connected to these people, you know, 235 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,615 to build a relationship with them over time 236 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:22,764 so that I can teach them and love them and really know them 237 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,262 so that by the time we actually take the pill, 238 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:29,004 we're like--we're like a real--a real family. 239 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,995 - Like disciples. 240 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,598 - Hmm. - Hmm. 241 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:34,666 - Yeah. 242 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:39,037 - Imagine a group of influencers 243 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,678 living on the premises and live-ing, 244 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:47,975 so to speak, 24/7 from Lyte Headquarters. 245 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,777 - They live there? 246 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,490 But they look so annoying. 247 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:58,522 - Trust me, we need these folks to be on board. 248 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:01,694 If they believe, so will everybody. 249 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,504 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 250 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,502 I'm having an idea. 251 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,003 I'm having an idea. Okay, okay. 252 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,025 Maybe--maybe this sounds crazy. 253 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,374 But what if we made it seem like 254 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,970 anybody in America could be chosen for this, 255 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,981 like a nationwide lottery? 256 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:21,714 Like we act like there's this equal opportunity chance 257 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:25,854 at exclusivity when really it's just preselected? 258 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,918 - Oh, I love that idea. It's patriotic. 259 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,821 - Well, it's something to chew on. 260 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,760 Certainly. 261 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,688 - You may have noticed an unusual package 262 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,200 in your mailbox recently. 263 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,832 That's because tech billionaire and public persona 264 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,728 Tunnel Quinn is sending something your way. 265 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,544 Quinn had purported on social media 266 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,602 that he had hoped to have every single package 267 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,835 delivered to every American by last Wednesday 268 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,908 but only 1/5th of the country has received their parcel 269 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,551 as the US Postal Service 270 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:57,122 is overwhelmed by this unprecedented situation. 271 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,416 There's an air of mystery 272 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,447 around the purpose of this stunt, 273 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,963 though Quinn did release this video yesterday. 274 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,125 - If there's a light coming out of your box, 275 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,925 you've been chosen to be a pioneer 276 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,098 who's gonna take us all 277 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:14,126 into a new dawn of human evolution. 278 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,773 Geez, you're gonna want this. 279 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,868 As of today, only two boxes 280 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,567 have emitted a shining light, 281 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:23,108 one belonging to fitness personality Dogey Dodge, 282 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,609 the other to beauty and cosplay influencer Pepper Southerland. 283 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,382 Which begs the question, 284 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,277 is this truly a random selection 285 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:33,322 or are the people being selected social media famous? 286 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,319 - They want me. 287 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,320 I don't know what it is but they want me! 288 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,463 - Meanwhile, millions of Americans 289 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,228 expressed disappointment 290 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:45,333 as they open their boxes to see nothing but a black void. 291 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,571 And I can say from personal experience, 292 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:51,903 it is quite hurtful to open that empty box. 293 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,911 [upbeat music] 294 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,984 ♪ ♪ 295 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,248 - Oh, my God! 296 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,753 Is that Dr. Richie Thinky? 297 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,246 I'm such a fan of yours. 298 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,947 I was so stoked when I saw that you got picked. 299 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,660 My nephews are obsessed with your science experiments. 300 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:11,956 - Aw! - We that whole, like, 301 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,864 baking soda volcano thing that you do 302 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,859 in my living room. 303 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,500 - The Big Kaboomer? - Yeah, yeah. 304 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,325 - Wow, that must have been messy. 305 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,670 - Ugh! 306 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,825 - I'm so excited to meet you, Elodie on Wheels. 307 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,444 I'm a huge fan of yours! - Shut up! 308 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,943 - [gasps] Is it her? 309 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,036 Is it really her? - Oh, no! 310 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,511 You daft little piggy! 311 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,609 Where in the fuck have you been? 312 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,809 - The last time I saw you, 313 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,050 I was literally holding your hair back 314 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,478 while you were seriously blowing chunks 315 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,320 into Angela Merkel's Louis Vuitton clutch 316 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,285 at her disco-themed wedding in the Black Forest! 317 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,663 - Oh, no. Take it back. Say it's not true! 318 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:45,833 - Oh, my God. 319 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,661 Was she so mad? - Are you kidding me? 320 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,827 This is literally the Duchess of Bellhead. 321 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,056 No one's allowed to be mad at her. 322 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,174 - That's so fun. 323 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,002 Are you both duchesses? 324 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,737 - No, I'm PeoplePlacesMarty. 325 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,067 I basically do, like, the most badass stuff 326 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,211 with, like, the most badass people 327 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,976 on the most badass planet in the entire solar system. 328 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,242 Are you PepperPaintsHerself? 329 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,654 - Yeah, I am. 330 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:07,912 And I'm dressed like a dragon today 331 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,553 'cause I'm having heartburn and it feels like fire. 332 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,819 - And then I, like, almost wiped. 333 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,045 - I just want to butt in and say 334 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:17,593 that I'm getting really strong energy from both of you. 335 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,860 Are you both water signs? 336 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,434 - Yes! - Yes. 337 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,086 - Yeah, be careful this week, okay? 338 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,434 A lot is being asked for you, so don't get too fluid. 339 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,600 - Okay. Thank you. 340 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,029 And I trust anything that you say 341 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,941 because I am a huge fan of your weekly readings. 342 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,607 - Yeah. Do me a favor, okay? 343 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,036 Don't give me feedback unless I specifically ask for it. 344 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,379 - Kay. - Hey, did you guys 345 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,854 have to fill out a shitload of paperwork for this? 346 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,123 Like, why do they need so much of our medical history? 347 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,376 I'm starting to get pissed that 348 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,951 I don't know a single thing about this. 349 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,193 - Hello. Ah, there you all are! 350 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,927 Oh, wow, you're all glowing. 351 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,925 Why don't you all take a seat? Please. Get comfortable. 352 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,758 I want to welcome all of you. 353 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,304 Hi. Hi, hi, hi. [chuckles] 354 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,800 Okay. Well, I'm Dory Sief. 355 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,373 And I am the cofounder of Lyte. 356 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:07,868 And these are my amazing partners. 357 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,140 You guys want to introduce yourselves? 358 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,781 - Hi, you guys. I'm Portia Davenport. 359 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,247 I am so excited by this! 360 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,252 This is gonna be so fun and amazing. 361 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,284 And I'm here if you guys have any questions at all. Yay! 362 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,294 - Hi, I'm Drew Gardner. 363 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,246 Um, I want to thank you all for coming. 364 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,291 And yeah, same. So if you have any questions, 365 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,160 feel free to just shoot 'em my way. 366 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,558 - Um, I'm Elliott Goss. 367 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,626 It's so incredible to meet you guys. 368 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:33,768 And yeah, if you have-- if you have any questions, 369 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,302 you can come to me. 370 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,572 Yes, the dragon. 371 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,836 - Yeah, I guess just, like, what is this? 372 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,780 - Well, you've all been chosen to participate 373 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:50,023 in the single most important experiment of all time. 374 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:54,245 We've been developing a remedy for anguish and ignorance 375 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,460 that is going to enhance 376 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,992 the collective human experience. 377 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,261 And we can't do it without you. 378 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,127 You've been selected to be the first pioneers 379 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:08,026 to embark on the quest for enlightenment. 380 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,203 - Wait! What? 381 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,012 - Oh, hell, yes. 382 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,105 - I just wanted to give you a little taste 383 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,113 of what I'm talking about. 384 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,714 So does anybody want to volunteer 385 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,039 and be my little guinea pig? 386 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,683 - [gasps] Oh, I will. 387 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,108 - Yes, Elodie. Why don't you come up here 388 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,480 and join me, sweetie. 389 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,789 - Oh, God. Okay. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 390 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,392 - I actually think I hate all of them. 391 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,517 - How many years do you think 392 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,861 we're gonna have to know these people? 393 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,316 - Even more reason to make the pill 394 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,961 so we can just fix them all. 395 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,026 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 396 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,398 - So what do you want to work on today? 397 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,697 - What do you mean? 398 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,898 - Is there a part of you that feels unaligned in your life? 399 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,973 Anything you want to fix? Anything at all? 400 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:50,479 - Oh, gosh. Where do I start? [laughs] 401 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:53,382 Um, I guess, 402 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,079 well, I could use a boyfriend. 403 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,350 - Mmm. - Ooh. 404 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:01,346 - Great. So what would a boyfriend do for you? 405 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,260 - Get me laid. 406 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,555 [laughter] 407 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,487 - Sexual connection. Good. 408 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,499 What else? 409 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,032 - I--I--well, 410 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,827 I guess I've always been a romantic. 411 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,571 I've always just felt like happiest when I'm in love. 412 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,441 - Hmm. 413 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,610 Can I say something that might not make any sense to you? 414 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,880 - Sure. 415 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,605 - You don't want a boyfriend. 416 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,884 - Hmm. 417 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,120 Mmm. 418 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,419 I do though. 419 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,962 - Consciously, you do. 420 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,728 But when every part of us truly wants something... 421 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,804 - Mm-hmm. 422 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,465 - We can manifest it like that. [snaps] 423 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,265 So the fact that you're sitting up here and you're telling me 424 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,468 that you want a boyfriend but you don't have one, 425 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,970 it tells me that there's some part of you 426 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,313 somewhere that just isn't completely on board. 427 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,308 - Mm-hmm. 428 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:01,279 - You're not listening to every part of Elodie. 429 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,050 Would you like to hear what she has to say? 430 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,486 - Yes, yes. What does she say? 431 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,315 - Okay. Well, I'm going to embody Elodie, 432 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,832 so that you two can have a conversation. 433 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,485 How does that sound? 434 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,463 - Trippy. 435 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,462 - Okay. 436 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,663 Why don't you give me your hand, sweetie? 437 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,504 - Okay. 438 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,069 [both breathe deeply] 439 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,306 - [breathes deeply] 440 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,248 - I think if you get into a relationship, 441 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,358 you're gonna mess it up like you always do. 442 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,485 You're gonna scare him away 443 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:49,461 because he's gonna realize how pathetic you really are. 444 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,498 You're unrealized and superficial. 445 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,468 And roller skating is not a point of view. 446 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,044 - Is she really channeling right now? 447 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,767 - Every time you get into a relationship, 448 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,108 you get ignored or rejected all over again. 449 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,114 - [sobs quietly] - So I'm going to reject 450 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,206 every man that comes my way 451 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,181 before he has a chance to reject me! 452 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,489 - So what now? 453 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,694 - You have to convince me 454 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,729 that you're worthy. 455 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,655 Otherwise, you are going to die alone. 456 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,740 Ooh. 457 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,513 Do you see what happened there? 458 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,579 We got in touch with the part of Elodie 459 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,582 that is in resistance. 460 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,854 You won't acknowledge her power over you. 461 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,160 - [sniffles] 462 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,662 - Thank you, Elodie. Why don't you take a seat? 463 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,926 - [whispers] That was amazing. 464 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,930 - So here at Lyte, 465 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,532 what we're trying to do is heal the wounds 466 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,101 that put us in resistance 467 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,913 with the things that we need. 468 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,235 That was the first step 469 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,880 towards healing that particular trauma 470 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,182 because you weren't born with that trauma. 471 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,614 Something happened in your life that fractured you. 472 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,124 We have hundreds of fractures. 473 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,617 It's overwhelming, isn't it? 474 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,118 - Yeah. 475 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,550 - But here's the good news. 476 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:25,961 We are going to fix all of that. 477 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,058 And we're gonna do it with a small private group. 478 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:34,367 Just you all, me, Portia, Drew, Elliott, 479 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,273 and some of the most well regarded scientists 480 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,099 working in our time. 481 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,474 I mean--I mean, how does that sound? 482 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,312 - Awesome. - Whoo! 483 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,978 - Normally, it would take a lifetime 484 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,208 to heal all of these wounds. 485 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:52,751 But we are developing a pill 486 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,788 that is 100% backed by science 487 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,317 that is going to integrate 488 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,562 all the tiny broken pieces of your souls 489 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,955 in one fell swoop. 490 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,299 - And with all due respect, if she can enlighten you guys, 491 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,495 she can enlighten anyone. 492 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,326 - I need this. 493 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,801 I have a lot of issues. 494 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,999 - This is so messed up. 495 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,143 - Do you want to share your thoughts with us, Dogey? 496 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,168 - Yeah. I just have a problem with what I just saw. 497 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,735 You didn't become a part of her. 498 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,309 You bullied that girl. 499 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:23,351 I don't like this one bit. 500 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,348 - Is that because maybe you're afraid to do this work? 501 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,452 - Um, no. 502 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,420 I think it's just all bullshit. 503 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,159 - Nah, man, expand your mind. This shit is real. 504 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,859 Ugh, I can't even with how low you vibrate. 505 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,932 - Hey, it's okay. 506 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,967 He just has a choice to make. 507 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,703 Do you want to work on yourself 508 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,371 and bettering the lives of everyone in the world 509 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,871 or do you want to leave? 510 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,344 There's a great restaurant right next door 511 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,942 if you want to grab a bite on your way home. 512 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,211 - Wow. 513 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,684 Fuck you. Fuck all of this. 514 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,394 I'm Catholic. 515 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,361 - [whispers] He's famously closeted. 516 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,356 - [whispers] Oh, okay. - Is there anyone else 517 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,288 who is having doubts about this? 518 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,560 Because this is not something to take lightly. 519 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,673 This is a huge responsibility. 520 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:18,402 And you will be dedicating 100% of your lives to this cause. 521 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,243 People may not understand. 522 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,969 Family and partners, 523 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,810 they may question you about this. 524 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,805 But that should embolden you 525 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,307 because that tells you that their love 526 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,249 has always been conditional. 527 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,249 That's an unfortunate truth 528 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,051 because even our parents withhold love from us 529 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:39,363 when we don't turn out how they envisioned. 530 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:44,104 But we will become a family together 531 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:49,266 in our pursuit for unconditional love. 532 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,098 We are voyagers 533 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,544 of true love 534 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:58,877 for the betterment of humanity. 535 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:03,084 And if that is not something that you are interested in, 536 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:04,621 then you're free to leave. 537 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,555 - I'm with you. 538 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:15,361 - Me too. 539 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,927 - Same. 540 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:18,728 - I'm in. - Yeah. 541 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,597 I mean, we have to. 542 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,269 - Let's do this! 543 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:25,297 [all laughing] 544 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,812 [cheers and applause] 545 00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:41,147 - Thank you. 546 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,793 Thank you. Thank you. 547 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,060 This is a day 548 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:49,734 that I've been looking forward to my entire life. 549 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:50,825 I just didn't know it. 550 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:56,569 [cheers and applause] 551 00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:57,665 Every now and again, 552 00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,139 an innovation comes along 553 00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:03,068 that changes everything. 554 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:06,651 I've been lucky to be at the helm of several of these. 555 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,805 In 1992, 556 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:11,454 I envisioned a world where people could 557 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,616 send messages back and forth at the speed of light, 558 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:19,186 allowing everybody to easefully make plans with each other. 559 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,961 I called it texting. 560 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:22,086 [cheers and applause] 561 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,360 - We love texting! 562 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,673 - And now I bring you 563 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:29,496 the greatest breakthrough 564 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,771 in the history of our species, 565 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:34,507 universal enlightenment. 566 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,036 [audience chattering] 567 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,541 That's right. And to explain it, 568 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,153 I'd like to introduce my friend and business partner. 569 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:45,654 Together, we've been working on a formula 570 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,987 to change the world. 571 00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,994 Dory Sief. 572 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,116 - Yeah, Dory! 573 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:56,161 [cheers and applause] 574 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,573 - Okay. So I don't get a kiss? 575 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,378 - Hmm. 576 00:25:18,483 --> 00:25:22,093 I believe. 577 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,757 I believe that humankind 578 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:28,356 can not only know love 579 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,426 but be love. 580 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:34,729 That we are intended to transcend consciousness 581 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,233 to survive. 582 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,174 Since the dawn of time, 583 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,766 we have pined for an era 584 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:44,181 where we reconcile the dilemma of who we are 585 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,412 and why we are here 586 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,751 and transmute ourselves 587 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:52,117 into absolute peace. 588 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,447 We are evolving. 589 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,264 - And we're so thrilled to present 590 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:01,956 the very first to evolve. 591 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,630 These six test subjects were chosen 592 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,599 from amongst 210 million Americans 593 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:13,309 and asked to redirect their online presence 594 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,705 with a new focus 595 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,105 on the quest for enlightenment. 596 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:21,409 These pioneers are gonna be the first people on the planet 597 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,979 to take the pill 598 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:28,492 that's gonna bring about a revolution of love. 599 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,317 - And now may I introduce my disciples. 600 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,734 - Whoo! - Whoo! 601 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,263 [audience clapping in rhythm] 602 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:40,328 - First up, Leonora Hamsdale. 603 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,572 [upbeat music] 604 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:46,135 Red Lyte! 605 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:49,167 [cheers and applause] 606 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,846 Marty Plushfeld! 607 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:59,077 [cheers and applause] 608 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,250 Orange Lyte! 609 00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:03,288 [cheers and applause] 610 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,603 Winnie Miranda! 611 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:14,302 [cheers and applause] 612 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,866 Yellow Lyte! 613 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,937 [cheers and applause] 614 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,478 Pepper Southerland! 615 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:29,013 [cheers and applause] 616 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,054 Green Lyte! 617 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,119 [cheers and applause] 618 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,555 Ritchie Thinky! 619 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,400 [cheers and applause] 620 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,027 Blue Lyte! 621 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:50,072 [cheers and applause] 622 00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,409 Yeah! 623 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,678 And Elodie Revlon! 624 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:01,683 [cheers and applause] 625 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,076 Violet Lyte! 626 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,921 [cheers and applause] 627 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,086 Yeah! Whoo! 628 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,555 [cheers and applause] 629 00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,885 Yeah! 630 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,931 [cheers and applause] 631 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:32,244 [music distorts] 632 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:35,283 [eerie music] 633 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:42,290 ♪ ♪ 634 00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:52,728 - Hey. You okay? 635 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:56,027 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing fine. 636 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:59,041 [upbeat music] 637 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:05,984 ♪ ♪ 638 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:09,547 [cheers and applause] 639 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,824 ["Some Other World" by Creature of Doom playing] 640 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:19,887 ♪ ♪ 641 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:31,173 - ♪ Are you here ♪ 642 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,169 ♪ ♪ 643 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:39,011 ♪ With me ♪ 644 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,980 ♪ ♪ 645 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:45,019 ♪ The one ♪ 646 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:49,486 ♪ Who holds the key ♪ 647 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:53,593 - [coughs] 648 00:29:53,643 --> 00:29:58,193 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45627

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