All language subtitles for Sassy beauty 01

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I'm going to live stream.

I didn't sell fakes.

I was framed.

I will not quit as a beauty blogger!

What happened?

Where did she go?

Was there a car accident?

Really? Oh no...

Is anyone calling the police?

Okay, ready? On the count of three.

Three.

Two.

One.

Hello, everyone.

I'm your girl, Chestnut.

So, recently I heard about some

false rumors of my live commerce.

Please don't believe it.

I want to warn those who speak ill of me.

Enough is enough.

At the end of today,

there will be a raffle.

The prize is my outfit today.

C'mon, fellas.

Move your fingers!

My headwear, jewelry,

haute couture,

bag, and shoes.

Everything I wear will be given to you!

Buy it now!

Lady Yan, too many mean comments.

I can't block them all.

Today, I will report to you

the turnover of this quarter.

What's the number?

I can't find it.

Stuck in such a critical moment?

Are you kidding me?

I-I'm so sorry, Lady Yan.

Glasses.

Lady Yan, I'm here.

The decline in sales

is due to the counterfeit goods crisis.

It would be hard to mute the public

and redeem yourself.

At least we can't do it in a short time.

That's your job.

Otherwise, what's the difference between

you and this worthless rookie?

Get her out of my sight.

Lady Yan.

After this, you should

go to Mr. Si's

VR Park

to participate in the live event for VIPs.

Your dress is here.

It will be live-streamed.

The ingredients of the new mascara

have been sent to the Health & Quarantine department.

And,

the chairman has arranged a blind date for you.

Twenty-five years old.

Young and rich.

Talented.

He is a game architect...

Not interested!

Glasses.

How do I look?

Gorgeous?

Of course.

The VR park wants you

to hurry up and be there.

Should we leave now?

Go!

Today's Live bonus

is to experience with me

how it feels like

to have a theme park at home.

Look!

This lush green place

is South Jiuzhai.

This vast desert

where caravans come and go

is Northland.

This culturally prosperous place

where many merchants gather

is East City.

Who is he?

He's kinda cute.

Qi Yi!

Please don't die!

Don't cry.

No matter

how many times we may start over,

I will always love you.

Qi Yi.

No...

No!

They seem so miserable.

The Beauty Blogger?

What's this?

What can I see with it?

Your future.

Si Yan...

You are here.

Wow...

Look at this...

It's so realistic.

I guess that old fogey spent a lot of money.

Was there something

on my face?

Can I borrow your mirror?

I'm pretty.

Who am I right now?

The emperor's wife?

Or...

A prince's favorite concubine?

No?

At least,

am I going to be chosen for the emperor's harem?

And you are my maid.

Lady Yan.

Are you nuts because of the hot weather?

Who are you?

She is Hu Ying, from the Hu family.

We just greeted each other, remember?

Who are you?

We grew up together, like sisters.

What are you trying to play?

I'm not your sister.

What a bad taste of the game designer...

The protagonist dresses like a maid.

We are heading to East City to take the maid exam

of the Palace Makeup Service.

Maid?

Are you kidding me?

Si Yan, don't worry.

We'll be picked.

Picked?

Who are they to pick me?

Where the hell is this place?

I want to quit the game!

Time-limited makeup in the carriage?

Isn't it too hard as a novice task?

Si Yan, are you okay?

Listen up.

We've got a change of plan.

The makeup rating exam
will be carried out in the carriage.

There are enough tools
in the makeup box in the carriage.

After a stick of incense is burnt out,

we will arrive at the posting station.

Then,

matrons and court ladies

of the Palace Makeup Service

will evaluate and rate

everyone's makeup.

Oh no.

They changed the exam site.

No way.

The first place

will become a 5th-rank court lady

and learn from matrons.

The runner-up

will become a 6th-rank court lady.

Besides learning from matrons,

they will also need to perform
daily duties in the mansion.

The third place

will work as the ladies and masters want.

Mainly rough work.

What about the fourth place?

How dare you

ask me questions?

Since you want to be the fourth place,

I'll create one for you later.

Keep moving!

Full makeup before a stick of incense is burnt out.

How long is that?

Don't stay still!

Hurry up!

What are these?

Which one is the foundation?

Is this suitable for my skin?

There is no product description.

It's over?

Si Yan.

Are you okay?

Listen up.

We've got a change of plan.

After half a stick of incense is burnt out,

we will arrive at the posting station.

Then,

What?

How did it become half a stick of incense?

You can't go back on your word!

I can't?

You!

Throw her out of East City!

Si Yan.

Are you okay?

What are you doing?

We have plenty of time.

You don't have to do this now.

Listen up.

We've got a change of plan.

After a quarter of a stick of incense is burnt out,

we will arrive at the posting station.

Oh no.

Damn you.

Use this.

It's faster.

Thank you.

The Palace Makeup Service

in the East Mansion

is not a place for loud losers.

Otherwise,

it'll be a waste of all the good cosmetics.

Si Yan.

Are you okay?

I'm starting to feel sorry

for those emperors who traveled incognito.

Carriages are no fun at all!

Lan Miao.

Look at my eyebrows.

Could you

help me with them?

I want curved ones

or thick ones.

Sure.

Or,

slim ones.

Okay.

Lan Miao.

Are you an idiot?

She is wasting your time.

Can't you tell?

Stay out of this.

Mind your own business.

No wonder you're being bullied.

Between your eyebrows,

No wonder so many silly girls were killed in dramas.

Don't feel sorry for her.

Can you help me try it?

Something is missing...

Lan Miao.

Could you lend me this?

I need this for my makeup now.

I called it first.

Gimme that.

It's mine.

Give it to me.

Are you having carsick, Lady Yan?

Everything in this box

is for all of us.

There is no yours or mine.

Plus,

I am just concerned.

I'm afraid that such beautiful things

will be wasted.

Do you agree?

Lan Miao?

Who wrote lines for NPC?

This is not the way to create conflict.

I can't take it anymore.

Fine.

You said it's a waste.

Then no one will use it!

You...

Give it to me!

Let go of me!

Help!

I quit!

Stop the game!

Why am I back here again?

I want to quit.

Hello, Miss Si Yan.

Nice to meet you, finally.

Here is not a VR park.

This is the back end of the awakening system.

Wait.

What?

What awakening system?

Si Yao's technology company

has developed

a game simulation system
for vegetative awakening.

And you are the first tester

of the PVIC system.

Are you joking?

I'm not a PVS patient.

Why are you taking me for an experiment?

A year ago,

you suffered a serious car accident

and fell into a vegetative state.

Nonsense.

I don't remember it at all.

After you left the VR park,

you went to the blind date your father set up.

I heard that

you hate drunk and frivolous women.

The awakening system

hid some unpleasant real experiences of players

to allow them to have a better experience.

I'm really in a vegetative state?

I've been in bed for a year?

So...

This game was developed by my dad?

It can be said that he made it for you.

The system sets a series of game tasks.

Testers' brainwave signals will be boosted

as they complete game tasks.

With strong enough brainwave signals,

testers may be able to wake up in reality.

You are saying that

if I win the final victory in the game,

I can wake up in reality?

Is it for real?

Do you have an exit mechanism in this game?

Or...

What is my worst result?

If you can't successfully
stimulate the brain nerve to recover,

there will be a high probability
of returning to a vegetative state.

Do you still want to opt out?

Anyway, there's no way out.

Do I have any other options?

First,

from the initial interface

when you enter the game,

different characters

represent different game quests.

You just tried the makeup maid quest,

to become a makeup master.

There are four other quests

for you to choose from.

You can choose your favorite character

according to your personal preferences.

Why not analyze player data

for an optimal match?

The character you just played

is the optimal match by the system.

You mean

I'm suitable for being a maid?

The East City,

as the largest capital of the Kingdom of Tianqi,

is an important trading port.

Residents here are open-minded

and keen on makeup.

They are good at makeup production

and new makeup creation.

The Palace Makeup Service in East Mansion

represents the highest level
of makeup in East City.

For the identity you choose,

her final goal is

to become the Head Matron
of the Palace Makeup Service.

As a maid,

if I can become the Head Matron,

then can I wake up?

Wait a second.

Are all the players in that carriage

in a vegetative state like me?

At present, in this mission,

you are the only conner.

Others are all

non-player characters.

Then...

Who are you?

I'm your butler, Jack.

Since you are my butler,

then is there any instruction manual

or special rewards?

Sorry.

I can't answer this question.

Wish you good luck.

What took you so long to get here?

I want to make a complaint.

You're not qualified as a butler at all.

Miss Si Yan,

In the game setting,
unless players fail to pass,

they have two chances to call a time-out

which will allow them
to choose whether to continue or not.

You just inadvertently called a time-out.

Do you want to quit?

The game has just started.

I know nothing about my character,

identity,

background,

and all other things.

I'm not prepared at all.

According to the big data on your game style,

you hate explanations.

Normally you will skip those.

How can you use that data on me right now?

Hurry.

Your character's name is Yan.

You were born in the dead of winter.

Your mother is only a mistress in the family.

She died of a cold after giving birth to you.

When you were a teenager,

your father was framed by schemers.

He opened the warehouse

and was put to death for that.

How sad!

You were adopted by
a kind-hearted person by chance,

and become the seventh daughter
of the Si family.

My butler,

is there any other information

that I need to know?

For example, Hu Ying.

A drama queen.

Get rid of her.

So obnoxious.

For players,

unless you encounter a special NPC

or a special event,
you can't get her disappeared.

So,

Miss Si Yan, do you want to continue?

Players only have two chances to call time-out.

It is recommended that
you use the chances with caution.

I can't even pass the first level.

How can I pass the next one?

I thought it was a single room!

A bunch of losers!

You finally caught me.

In your East Mansion,

how could you treat me like this?

Bro.

Have some rest.

Do you think this is a guest house?

Single room?

It's typical for shabby places like

the East Mansion.

So stingy.

It is certainly not
as generous as the Northland.

Are you from Northland?

Will you get suspected

because you come here?

I have my explanation.

The chess piece you talked about.

That stupid spy is already useless.

Don't try to get attached.

Who the hell are you?

Don't dream of climbing up.

Who instructed you
to pretend to be a foreign merchant

and infiltrate into the East Mansion?

Tell me.

Three years ago,
the East Mansion defeated the Northland.

Two sides signed a treaty.

Why does the Northland send spies

at this point?

What is your intention?

Master!

I tried my best!

Stop acting.

You won't die.

Am I dead?

I'm still alive.

Aren't you a hitman?

The poison you have

has just been replaced with
hallucinogenic pills.

Hallucinogenic pills?

You just tried to commit suicide.

What are you afraid of?

I came here to the East Mansion

just to see the top dancer of the Cloud Brothel.

Top dancer?

Then who is the master you mentioned just now?

That's mystery Prince Yi.

Greetings, Prince Yi.

Prince Yi?

The East Mansion is so bustling.

Si Yan, don't go out.

No matter

how many times we may start over,

I'll always love you.

No!

It's him.

The makeup ratings of this year

will be decided by Lady Cui,

the Head Matron

of the Palace Makeup Service.

Of all the maid selections over the years,

never before has there been
such a high-level one.

It is said that

among all the matrons in the palace,

Lady Cui

has been promoted the fastest.

Really?

How many years did it take her
to become the Head Matron?

Lady Cui also started as a maid.

Perhaps,

ten years.

Ten years?

Greetings, Lady Cui.

If you want to be a maid in the service,

at least your makeup has to be

clean, fresh,

decent and appropriate.

These points

are the main criteria

for the test today.

Yes.

Shang Ying.

Dirty.

Level C.

Li Mei.

Not fresh.

Level C.

Lan Miao.

Lady Cui,

I didn't do this makeup well this time.

Please give me another chance.

It's bad.

Half of your makeup is exquisite,

while the other half isn't.

So uneven.

I have given you enough time.

In the service,

you must learn to do makeup efficiently.

Unlike maids in other places,
maids in the service

don't have time to do makeup slowly.

Lan Miao.

Level B.

Hu Ying.

What's wrong with your eyebrows?

They're so weird.

I...

Yeah.

They're so ugly, aren't they?

Have a look!

Aren't they ugly?

They...

You did this!

The carriage doesn't move now.

It's the best time for me to do makeup.

I think these thick bushy eyebrows

suit you quite well.

You!

Watch your manners!

Lady Cui,

in my opinion, her makeup,

except for the eyebrows,

is quite elegant to some extent.

Talking nonsense without blinking.

There must be something fishy between them.

Fine.

I'll give you one more chance.

Hu Ying.

Level C.

Thank you, Lady Cui.

Why did Prince Yi just change clothes?

It's such an important day.

Where have you been?

A riot broke out in the city.

I was just on my routine visit.

I know that is your duty.

But everything has to be prioritized.

I heard that
Miss Min arrived at the posting station.

I know.

Later,

go to the Treasure Pavilion first.

Take the present I picked

as a welcome gift for Miss Min.

Then go to the station to pick her up.

Take her to the Meeting Tower.

While you're on the road,

have a chat with her.

Don't fail my expectations of you.

Yes.

I heard that since last night, Prince Da

has been yelling to pick up Miss Min.

Thank Heavens. Your Highness keeps

the engagement gift of the King and General Min,

the White Jade Box,

in the Treasure Pavilion.

Otherwise,

they would have taken it away.

The box belongs to

whoever owns it.

Prince Yi hasn't seen

the White Jade Box, right?

Since Prince Teng took it back
from the battlefield,

no one has seen it.

Unfortunately,

one makeup box inside

is missing for no reason.

The Treasure Pavilion has

found an old craftsman to remake one.

They're almost identical.

I hope Prince Teng can bless

that everything will go smoothly.

About that spy from the Northland,

what do you think?

I'm just a servant.

How dare I talk about politics?

I just think it's hard to

link a top dancer with a spy from Northland.

It's more like...

More like what?

It's more like slander.

Prince Yi is becoming
more and more like Prince Teng.

I'll do everything

that you just asked.

Be careful.

For girls,

they like men to lead them.

Farewell.

Si Yan.

Three minutes to go.

Glasses!

Only three minutes left!

Can you change my makeup?

Yes.

Gold leaf makeup.

Are you okay with this?

I want the same look.

The same one.

Okay.

Not bad.

Si Yan's makeup is so delicate.

Where did you learn this?

Si Yan.

Indecent and inappropriate.

Level C.

Why?

Why level C?

In a makeup contest,

doesn't beauty matter the most?

Inappropriate? Indecent?

How can people say that the Service

represents the highest level of makeup skills
in the East City?

You are just too complacent.

How dare you!

How dare a lowly maid say something so rude?

Am I wrong?

You rated me as level C,

just because you can't accept

this new makeup style.

Or is it because

my makeup is too beautiful?

you are right

We rated you as level C,

not because we can't accept
this new style of makeup.

But it's because your makeup is too pretty,

The best makeup look
must be decent and appropriate.

You're a maid.

Always remember your identity

and know the occasion you're in.

All your intentions

are painted on your face.

Since it's a makeup contest,

it should be all about makeup looks.

Why do you have to
talk about decency and appropriateness?

Even if I'm a scoundrel,

I'm still beautiful.

You have to admit that, right?

If you're not decent,

what's the use of being beautiful?

You're here to serve your master,

not to have a beauty contest with your master.

Don't think I don't know

what your intentions are.

You thought if you were in the service,
you would have access to His Highness

and climb up.

I'll tell you what.

Don't dream of being a Cinderella.

Maids

will always be maids.

So you think
whoever wanting to be in the service

aims to seduce His Highness?

Well...

Lady Cui, you too.

Even if the game setting is ancient times,

how could this happen?

So patriarchal.

Listen to me.

It's out of date for women to please others.

Right now,

you do your makeup to please yourselves.

Also,

what's wrong with wanting to be a Cinderella?

Is it wrong?

Don't you all want that?

Since you are so dissatisfied with my decision,

then this place is not suitable for you.

Come.

Get her out of here.

Send her back.

How can you do this?

Si Yan.

I won't go!

I did nothing wrong!

Let me go!

I did nothing wrong!

How can you drive me away?

Let me go!

Wait.

See.

It's so cliché.

There must be a hero to save the beauty.

In your opinion,

about those counterfeit goods,

who the hell is messing with me?

If those counterfeit goods
were sent to customers,

then Si Yan's business will...

I believe

we will have an answer very soon.

Mole.

No.