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By the age of twelve,
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I had seen more corpses than most coroners.
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My family didn't throw parties.
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We didn't go to restaurants.
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We socialized at wakes.
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It's a sin, alice,
but hardly a surprise.
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He was such a heavy smoker
and all.
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And all your second-hand smoke
didn't help either.
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Oh, but, still, dear,
this is not on you.
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Oh, there, there.
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You just let it
all out, girl, yes.
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Hell of a man.
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We lost
a good one.
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My life was more wakesthan birthday parties
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And so I grew to lovethe company that death brought.
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Hm, say one for me
while you're down there.
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There was onlyone other person
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Who loved a wake as much as me...
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My pop.
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Oh, sweet jesus,
what an ugly corpse!
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I've seen
christmas hamper turkeys
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That were
better-stuffed.
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I wouldn't be caught dead
in that suit.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh! Oh.
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I'm so sorry
for your loss.
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They did a really good job
on him.
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90 years old
and he died too young.
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He looks
just like himself.
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A-and beautiful suit
you've got on him.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's all right.
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I can't tell whether
he's come to pay his respects,
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Or crawl in with the corpses.
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Well, here comes
the honourable member,
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Sniffing around for votes.
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Tactless - I mean,
the body isn't even cold.
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Well, the soup is, though.
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Shocking!
Agh!
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I'll be right back.
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Pst! Do you want these?
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No.
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Oh, really?
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Hm.
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Paying your respects?
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Well,
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Came to the right undertaker.
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Mr. Anderson is the best.
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Top-notch.
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I'm here for my
great-uncle.
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Natural causes - no kids.
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Lived a good, clean life.
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No reason for tears.
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It's not scary.
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It's just like
a birthday party,
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But in reverse.
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Well, no presents,
just flowers.
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But you do get cards.
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When I go,
I want my obituary to read
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"lordy, lordy,
look who's dead."
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Maybe some plastic flamingos
on my grave?
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- You know, I could--
- I never seen
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A dead body before.
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Her first corpse!
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I couldn't believe my luck.
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I didn't play hockey; I couldn't dance,
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But if there was one thing I could do,
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It was work a funeral home.
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Allow me.
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This was more like a party than a wake.
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The dead I could handle.
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It was the living I feared.
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Don't worry.
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I go to one of these
a week.
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I'd never seena young corpse before.
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A jean jacket?
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I didn't know caul's had casual Friday.
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And the number seven basic-model plywood casket with no inlay
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And an off-white crepe interiorthat seemed almost phoned in.
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I was surprised they didn't just
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Throw him in a plastic bag and toss him in the harbour.
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So, who do
we have here?
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My uncle darby.
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He moved away
when I was young.
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Natural causes, or...
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He got
stabbed in jail.
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Everyone's gonna say he--
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"passed away suddenly."
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That's how they'll write it up
in the paper.
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Don't worry.
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No one'll know.
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Get up,
darby!
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You're not gonna let
a few old stabs
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Keep ya' down, are ya?
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He's gone, boy,
let him go!
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- You let go of me!
- What are you even doing here?
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You didn't even
like darby!
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What are you
talking about?
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Want to
get out of here?
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I know
a quiet little place
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Where we could
get a bite to eat.
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The woman over there.
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How long
and what cause?
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Easy.
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She's got, like,
12 years, max.
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Heart attack.
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Hm, okay, hm.
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Buddy over there
with the long face
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Over by the mass cards?
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His mother lived
'til she was 92.
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But he smokes a pipe.
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Put him down
for six years.
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Hm.
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Okay, missy:
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Your turn.
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All right,
that woman over there
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Kneeling by the casket.
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- Two years.
- Hit by a truck?
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- Oh-ho!
- She's a keeper!
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I like the way
she thinks. Ha.
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Come on.
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I got us a ride
with alice.
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There's always room
in a widow's car.
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We're between cars.
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Thanks for being
so sweet.
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I better
find my mom.
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And there it was:
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My first kiss.
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And it happened in a funeral home,
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Which would be strange for some, but not for me.
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It was as natural as if it had gone down
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At a garden party. And why not?
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The legion made the sandwiches for both events.
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Things are
looking up.
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♪♪
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The next dayshe wasn't in school.
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I wanted to ask where she was,
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But I didn't even know her name!
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Attention,
children!
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Mr. Chafe is concerned
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That part of your education
is lacking.
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- I didn't mean for--
- oh, don't.
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You wanted it taught
and so it will be taught.
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By you.
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Take it away.
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Huh.
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Children!
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Go ahead,
mr. Chafe.
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I expect to learn
a thing or two myself.
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You're young men
and women now
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And your bodies
are going to start to change.
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The boys are going
to start to wear deodorant
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And the girls
are gonna start wearing...
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You know.
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There comes a time
in life--
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Yes, fox?
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Do you mean sex?
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- Yes!
- No!
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I told you
if we taught reproduction
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It would devolve into
a conversation about...
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sex!
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I already kneweverything I needed to know
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About the birds and the bees.
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I was in love.
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- What's her name?
- Huh?
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What's her name?
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Feeling chatty?
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Why don't you
tell us
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The parts of the
reproductive system?
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See?
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Children are just too young
to learn about such things.
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Womb, fallopian tubes,
ovaries.
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But you don't have
any of that, ritchie.
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You only got
a dicky bird.
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look what you started!
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You're the one who asked
what a dicky-bird was, sister.
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Not a very appropriate question,
if you ask me.
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I will see you
in your office after school.
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Get out your bibles.
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♪♪
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Hello, neighbour!
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What a surprise.
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Need a cup of sugar
or you already sweet enough?
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No, I need
a car, though.
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Sick of
bumming rides.
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How much are you
selling her for?
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How about a deal
for an old friend?
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Oh, no, mary,
you don't want this one.
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Station told me
to get rid of her.
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Shocks are gone
and the brake pads
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Are as bald
as the tires.
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Besides,
mike would kill me.
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- Mike's not the one buying her,
though, is he?
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Now, you take me
for a test drive right now
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Or I'm going to go into that
station and tell mr. Butler
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That you're refusing to sell
his junk because you're sexist!
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You're not eating.
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I'm not hungry.
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You're in love
with the fox!
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- You crazy?
- Why would you say that?
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You must
like somebody.
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You look miserable
and she's the only girl
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That will
talk to us.
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Okay.
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But promise
you won't say anything.
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I like what's-her-name.
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Who?
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That girl who
wasn't in class.
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So, you like her,
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But you don't
even know her name?
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Well...
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Do you mind
if I ask fox out, then?
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Are you nuts?
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You can't ask
fox out!
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So, you do like her!
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You can't have
all the girls!
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Not what's-her-name
and fox!
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Look at the
sucky babies!
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The dreaded fox brothers.
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The only things that differentiated them
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From one another was their agesand their mothers.
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- Oh, gross!
- Japanese food.
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I'm filipino.
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What'd you say?
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I don't speak
chinese!
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The foxes' inabilityto properly bully ritchie
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Was a stunning indictment of the catholic school
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Geography program.
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You want
your sandwich back, geek?
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Not really.
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Well, you're not
getting it!
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Okay.
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I hear
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You've got a crush
on my sister.
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Who told you that?
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Mr. Miyagi over there
just said it.
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Mr. Miyagi
is japanese.
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Shut up,
short-round!
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Vietnamese.
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Try anything
with my sister
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And I'll rip your nuts off,
feed 'em to your boyfriend,
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Tell him
they're chicken balls.
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00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,971
That's chinese!
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00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,039
Besides, he's not
into your sister.
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00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,974
He already told me
he likes somebody else.
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00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,676
Will you shut up?
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00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,913
You hear that?
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00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,849
This little tool
doesn't love you anymore.
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Aw!
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Heart burn!
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00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,924
Hey! What the hell?
What the hell are you doing?
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00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,931
What?
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00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,967
I got rid of them,
didn't I?
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00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,802
A little
to the right, mary.
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00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,471
Look out!
To the left, now!
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00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,272
- Oh, which is it?
- Make up your bloody mind.
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Driving
is like colouring;
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You have to
stay inside the lines.
259
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,211
Too much stuff
on here!
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00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,415
You do have a license,
right?
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00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,415
- Don't be so foolish!
- Of course I do!
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00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,352
I use it for the I.D.
To cash cheques.
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Pull over to the side!
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Oh, mother!
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00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,226
Oh, how do I turn
this bloody siren off?
266
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:01,892
It's got me all
distracted!
267
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:03,961
That's not
our siren.
268
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,197
It's the cops.
269
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,240
Well, this steering
doesn't work!
270
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,777
I'm not paying
full price for this!
271
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,780
Good god!
272
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,782
Who the hell is calling
the house at this hour?
273
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,049
It's eight o'clock
at night!
274
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,584
Mary!
Telephone!
275
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,853
- Mike!
- Telephone!
276
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,859
In our house, everyonecould hear your conversation
277
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,328
Even if they didn't want to.
278
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,730
But they all wanted to.
279
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,397
Well, somebody
answer it!
280
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,203
Hello?
281
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,072
My mother alwaysanswered the phone
282
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:47,872
In a mildly english accent.
283
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,274
Just one moment,
please.
284
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,944
My god, it's a girl!
For mark!
285
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,812
- For mark?
- What?
286
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,747
Good god,
what does she want?
287
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,016
How do you do?
288
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,218
May I ask
who's telephoning?
289
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,620
Some hussy
named tina.
290
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,021
Tina!
291
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,556
I knew her name!
292
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,026
I finally had the missing pieceto the puzzle
293
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,561
Of my 12-year-old heart.
294
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,263
Can I please
have the phone?
295
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,936
Hello?
296
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,036
Hi, it's me, tina.
297
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,173
Oh, hi, tina.
298
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,142
- Tina? Tina who?
- Who's tina.
299
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,177
Tina from the
funeral home.
300
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,247
Tina reardon?
301
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,382
Her uncle
was stabbed in prison.
302
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,184
Hard as nails,
that crowd!
303
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,720
Ask her if her mother
will do an interview
304
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,989
About the murder.
305
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,090
Uh, how you doing?
306
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,893
- I'm okay.
- Cool.
307
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,194
She's too hard
for you, mark!
308
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,662
You'll get stabbed.
309
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,330
Wasn't hard to find your number.
310
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,066
You're the only critch on kenmount road.
311
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,535
- Only house, too.
- Cool.
312
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,004
I had a nice time
at the funeral home.
313
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,273
You want to,
I don't know,
314
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,974
Do something some time?
315
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,343
Cool.
316
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,811
Oh, the boy is quite
the conversationalist.
317
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,714
Ah, do you want togo to the park tomorrow,
318
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:04,382
Around two?
319
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,551
Meet you
by the swings.
320
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,352
Cool.
321
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,420
Tell her you think
she's pretty.
322
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,822
Ask her how many times
her uncle was stabbed.
323
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,958
I wanted to tell herthat I'd never felt so alive
324
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,492
In my young life
325
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,895
And we would always have the joyful sadness
326
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,497
Of the funeral home.
327
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,998
Tina,
328
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,033
I...
329
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,603
I...
330
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,381
No!
I don't have her number!
331
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,049
Well, you really
shagged that one up.
332
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,887
I'm going
to my room.
333
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,122
Everyone ju-just
leave me alone!
334
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,131
There's no better placefor a broken-hearted pre-teen
335
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,367
Than his bedroom.
336
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,167
A private sanctuary where--
337
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,470
All right,
don't mind me.
338
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,938
I know you want
to be alone.
339
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,074
I'll be quiet
as a church mouse.
340
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:04,942
Oof!
341
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,210
Oh, ohh.
342
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,011
My dogs are barking.
343
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,450
Good night!
Hm, hm-hm-hm.
344
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,768
Oh, jesus...
345
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,175
I can't smoke
lying down anymore.
346
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,112
I must be
getting old.
347
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,051
Do you want some
unsolicited advice?
348
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,388
Don't try anything
on the first date.
349
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,391
A woman
likes to be romanced.
350
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,462
A gentleman saves that stuff
for the second date.
351
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,997
And on our third date,
352
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,801
Your grandmother
told me she was pregnant!
353
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,069
Huh?!
354
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,870
Good night.
355
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,087
I had a date!
356
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,524
That is, if I could only get to it.
357
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,361
How come
you're all dressed up?
358
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,231
You got a date!
359
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,433
Can I come?
360
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,900
No!
361
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,036
Where's victoria park?
362
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,838
I think I've got to get
the route 2?
363
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,174
- No, you take the route 3
then transfer at parade street.
364
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,510
Where's that?
365
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,745
You sure
you don't want me to come?
366
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,848
Okay, but promise you won't
follow us and be weird?
367
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:51,982
I promise.
368
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,317
I'll just watch you
guys from the bushes --
369
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,818
No weird stuff.
370
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,921
Okay.
371
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,389
Cool.
372
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,129
Can we get
373
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,931
Two transfers,
please?
374
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,269
Hey, dicks.
375
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,338
- Oh, hi, fox!
- We've got a date!
376
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,541
- What?
- Uh, not with each other.
377
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,342
With a girl.
378
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,176
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up!
379
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,214
Well, he has a girl,
I don't.
380
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,149
You're a girl,
so maybe we can double-date?
381
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,518
ow!
382
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,153
- What girl?
- He doesn't know her name.
383
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,688
My god,
yes, I do!
384
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:32,923
It's nothing!
385
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,728
Hey, driver,
I want a transfer, too.
386
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,098
Ohh...
387
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,189
Hey.
388
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,723
Hey.
389
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,061
So, come here often?
390
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,746
♪♪ I never see the light ♪♪
391
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,151
- Her hands were as soft as themost expensive toilet paper
392
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,518
At the supermarket.
393
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,154
They were almost as soft as mine.
394
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,091
♪♪ couldn't imagine how ♪♪
395
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,027
♪♪ what I'm supposed to do ♪♪
396
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:45,362
ow!!
397
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,698
Uncle!
Uncle!
398
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,201
I'll call you!
399
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,805
♪♪ only thinking of you ♪♪
400
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,609
♪♪ I'll do it again ♪♪
401
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,378
I gotta go.
402
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,916
♪♪ everything in my heart ♪♪
403
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,384
My second kiss!
404
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,819
At this rate,
405
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,954
I'd be married by my 13th birthday.
406
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,126
Nice work.
407
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,794
Wanna go
down the slide?
408
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,195
Race ya'!
409
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,737
Good god!
410
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,606
Who's calling the house
at this hour?
411
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,408
It's half past seven
at night!
412
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,943
I'll get it!
413
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:33,410
Hello?
414
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,379
Hi.
415
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,447
It's tina,
the hussy.
416
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,283
That was amazing. I--
417
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,119
I'm breaking up
with you.
418
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,487
- What?
- Why?
419
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,888
I don't know.
420
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,256
'cuz you're slack.
421
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:47,558
Slack?
422
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,360
What's slack?
423
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,462
She means
you didn't put out, son.
424
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,296
Oh, that's my fault.
425
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,632
Tell her
about the second date!
426
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,099
Slack?
427
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,036
Sister rose was right: We were too young for this.
428
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,438
Can't we just--
429
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,510
Hang on.
430
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,652
Just leave me alone!
431
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,466
That brazen
little hussy.
432
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,135
Oh, she better not
call here anymore!
433
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,803
You know, her father's
nowhere to be found.
434
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:33,537
I talked to joan
down at the supermarket
435
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,872
And she told me that--
436
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,241
No, no, no.
437
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,212
Oh, mm.
438
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:42,346
I've got it.
439
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,162
Yeah, little surprise
for ya'.
440
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,297
Hm?
441
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,567
Ham and cheese.
442
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,334
Nice.
443
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,971
Mm.
444
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:07,504
Come on!
445
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,906
How was your date?
446
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,109
I guess
I'm not ready yet.
447
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:12,643
Oh...
448
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,912
Don't worry.
449
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,712
You will be.
450
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,715
Women are
what they call...
451
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,916
An acquired taste.
452
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,254
Like stale
funeral sandwiches?
453
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,389
Ah, christ, no!
454
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,059
No.
455
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,461
I wish I could tell you
that it doesn't matter,
456
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,095
That you'll
forget her.
457
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,598
The truth is...
458
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,602
You'll always remember
the first one.
459
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,206
And the last.
460
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,007
Hm.
461
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,942
It's just the ones
in the middle
462
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,278
That don't seem to matter
all that much.
463
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:51,281
You just try and squeeze in
as many of those as you can.
464
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,119
Sitting there on my bed
465
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,755
As pop and I polished off the funeral sandwiches,
466
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,423
I learned two things:
467
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,592
One, you can't hurry love.
468
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,960
And, two,
469
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,563
The pain of heartache is no match for heartburn.
470
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:08,565
Ach.
471
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:12,636
Good night.
472
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,237
Good night, pop.
473
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,978
♪♪
474
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,979
Oh, jesus!
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