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Sorry, I didn't
mean to just kinda...

To try on my fucking clothes?

You should see your face.

Relax, I'm fucking with you.

All right.

You are Lily's new
man, are you not?

I'm not so sure
about that, but...

You fuck her and
you're not sure?

I'm still messing
with you, I'm sorry.

I'm Jamie, good to meet you.

Finn.

Huh?

Finn.

So, what is it you do, Finn?

When you're not trying on other
people's clothes, that is.

I'm at uni doing art.

Ugh, another artist.

Well, don't take them off.

You need to look stylish if
you're to join us on the yacht.

Lils didn't tell you?

No.

Thought she would have.

We've been sailing
since we were kids.

Where do you want this?

Chuck it on the bed.

It's nice meeting you, yeah?

Here's to a beautiful day.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Yeah, yeah.

How long does it take
to get out to France?

10, 12 hours,
depending on the wind.

Yeah.

Shit.

Where do you sail to?

Dinard's the closest.

Why, you thinking of going?

Maybe someday.

Lils, forgot to
say, mom phoned this morning.

Oh, did she,
what did she say?

Said all is well.

They were heading to Capri
for lunch, the fuckers.

Are they still flying
back a week from Sunday?

Finn, there's this great place

on the trail up to
Tibers that I know

that do the best caprese
I've ever had in my life.

Caprese is tomato,
mozzarella salad.

We always add avocado.

And it's fucking delicious.

They pick those toms
straight off the trees,

fresh as your number.

So, what do your parents do?

Our dad manufacturers
sports goods.

Dad owns his
own sports company

that makes cricket
bats and hockey sticks.

Let's not forget rugby balls.

Yes, and also rugby
balls, thank you, Lils.

All right.

We have...

Salmon cream cheese.

Tuna mayo.

Or chicken mayo.

Make your choice or get
off the boat at once.

Chicken for me, you
know I don't like fish.

Excuse me, Lils, Finn will
have first choice, thank you.

I don't mind fish.

Maybe I do.

What,
Jamie, you love fish,

But I also love chicken, Lils.

Oh, come on, don't start.

I'm just saying,

maybe it's time you stop
being such a fucking fusspot.

Don't you dare.

Jamie, Jamie.

Jamie, just give me
the fucking sand.

What, it was only
a fucking sandwich.

Do you have a job?

No, no, not at
the moment, I don't.

I need to start
thinking about money

'cause the money's
getting tight, you know?

Could your parents
still help you out?

They don't have too
much in the way of money.

You haven't spoke
much about your parents.

Not much to say really.

What do they do?

My dad is in
insurance and my mom,

she works as a
primary schoolteacher.

My friend's
just done her PDEC

and she teaches English now

and she was saying that it's
really difficult and hard work,

but rewarding.

Yeah, I know.

Mom loves it.

She always gets these cards
at the end of the year,

"You're the best, miss,
we love you, miss,"

kids really love her.

I bet your mom's
a really good teacher.

Yeah.

Yeah, she is.

Hey.

Oh, caprese, you're too nice.

That's fucking amazing.

Ow!

You're not still pissed
about yesterday, are you?

Lils, I'm sorry.

Did you hear what I just said?

Yup, I heard you.

Well, help me out here,
I'm trying to apologize.

No, you embarrassed me and
you treated me like shit.

Yeah, I'm a dickhead.

Yeah, you are a dickhead.

You were trying to show
off in front of Finn

and that's embarrassing.

Jesus, Lils, it was
only a fucking sandwich.

You're unbelievable.

What, I
just said I'm sorry.

Yeah, but you have to
actually meant it, Jamie.

- I do mean it.
- No, but you don't mean it

because you always do this.

How do I always do this?

Because you always
show off and it...

Do you guys
wanna hang at all?

Brother-sister talk, piss off.

Jamie!

Well, it's got
nothing to do with him.

Just leave me alone.

Lils, come on.

Right, should
we eat some food?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Okay.

Take a fork.

Okay.

Okay.

So, first, it's the avocado.

- Yeah?
- Yeah?

Okay.

- Yup.
- Yeah.

Then the mozzarella.

Okay.

Mozzarella, yeah.

Okay, and
then finally, tomato.

Yeah, it has to be that order?

Of course.

Of course.

I'm not doing a good job, am I?

Oh no.

I tried.

Now eat.

Okay, now?

Yeah.

That's pretty good.

I'd quite like
some pizza as well.

And maybe some lemonade.

How's
the stock market?

Up, up, up.

I bet
while we were talking

you made like $100,000.

Could be,
you play the market?

No, the
ukulele and I sing, too.

For your own amusement?

A bunch of us girls
are appearing at the hotel,

Sweet Sue and her
Society Syncopators.

Oh, you're
a society girl.

Oh, yes,
quite, Bryn Mawr, Vassar,

we're just doing
this for a lark.

Syncopators,
does that mean you play

that really fast music, jazz?

Yeah, real hot.

Oh, well, I
guess some like it hot,

I personally prefer
classical music.

Oh, I do too,
as a matter of fact,

I spent three years at the
Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.

Good school

and your family doesn't
object to your career?

They do, indeed,
daddy threatened to cut me off...

What are you watching?

But I don't
care, with such adore,

coming out to party.

Inauguration balls.

Opening at the opera.

You sure walk
away from me, yeah?

Can I join you?

Yeah, of course.

We never ran
into each other before,

I'm sure I would've remembered

anybody as attractive
as you are.

You're very kind.

I bet you're also
gentle and helpful.

I beg your pardon.

You see, I don't...

God, this is classic.

Yeah.

I'll tell you when
I get to know you better.

What are you doing tonight?

Tonight?

I thought maybe
you could come to the hotel

and hear us play.

I would like to but
that would be rather difficult.

Why?

I only come
ashore like today

when the tide goes out.

Oh.

It's on account of
these shell, that's my hobby.

You collect shells?

Yes, so did my
father and my grandfather,

you might say we had
a passion for shells,

that's why we named the
oil company after it.

Shell Oil?

Please, no names,
just call me Junior.

Sugar,
Sugar, come on, dear,

it's time to change for dinner.

Run
along, Daphne, dear.

I'll catch up with you later.

Oh, okay.

No.

What is it, young lady?

What is it you're staring at?

This happens to me all
the time in public.

I recognized him, too,

his picture was in Vanity Fair.

Vanity Fair?

Would you mind
moving along, please?

Yes,
you're in his way.

He's waiting for a
signal from his yacht.

His yacht?

It's at least 12.

This is my friend Daphne,
she's a Vassar girl.

I'm a what?

Or was it Bryn Mawr.

I think I'd better be going.

It was delightful
meeting you girls.

So, why'd you do it?

What?

Steal the guy's bag.

Money at first.

And then...

I'll go, Jamie, I'll just...

That's really up to you.

Made up with Jamie yet?

No, why, has he
said something?

No, no.

I bumped into him last night.

He seemed pretty upset, so.

Yeah, you saw us arguing?

Yeah, yeah, I know,

I was just thinking he was
pretty cut up, that's all.

What else did he say?

Not much.

And he said he was sorry
for up on the boat and yeah.

He wants to make it up to you.

Did he now?

Yeah, yeah.

He said I have a private
court, Alex's or something.

Oh, I beet he wants
to play doubles.

Don't know, didn't say.

Look, something's different,
I imagine, I just you know.

No, no, it's fine.

He just seemed
pretty upset, that's all.

Lils, what the fuck?

What time is it?

I don't know,
nearly lunchtime.

Now, get up.

Do you have something
to say to me?

About what?

Oh, you know what.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for what
I did on the boat

and the way I spoke to Finn.

I mean it.

Hey.

Hi, you okay?

Good, how are you?

Not too bad.

Hi.

Hi.

Finn, Alex,
Alex, this is Finn.

You all right?

How's your summer been?

Yeah, it's been okay so far.

How's yours been?

Not bad, just being lazy.

All right, niceties over,
let's pay some fucking tennis.

Okay.

Let's go.

Do you want some juice?

Yeah, I'd love some, thanks.

Thank you.

That's okay.

So, I didn't know
Jamie had a girlfriend.

Oh, why would you?

Just when he said
Alex, I kind of...

Oh.

Did you think it was a boy?

Something like that, yeah.

Yeah, I guess you
can kinda say that.

Yeah?

No, you're not convinced.

Oh, is that my phone?

Hello.

Hi.

Yeah, you all right?

Yeah, hang on, one second.

Oh, yeah, I completely forgot.

Oh, god, what a nightmare.

Yeah, well, I can come,
I'll get ready in an hour.

Finn?

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just tired, that's all.

Yeah, it's the heat.

Yeah.

That was my friend
Sophie on the phone,

I completely forgot it's
her birthday party tonight

and she organized it like
weeks ago and I said I'd go.

'Cause you've been
so busy, isn't it?

You're a bad influence.

I try.

Where are you gonna go?

Gauze and then some clubs.

Gauze?

It's a fancy
Chinese restaurant.

Okay, well, I'll head off.

Oh, no, no, no, stay.

It's fine, have some
food or something,

and then when I'm ready,
we can leave together.

Yeah?

Yeah.

All right, okay.

Okay, cool, I'm gonna go.

I'll see you in a minute.

Whereabouts do you live?

I'm just around
that corner there.

Are you sure you don't
want us to take you?

No, no, no, no, I'm going
through a shortcut anyway.

You sure?

Yeah?

Take care.

Yeah, have a goodnight.

You too.

I literally
pissed in my jeans.

Fucking everywhere,
all down my leg,

and the worse part was,
wait, listen to this,

and she was there at the
bottom, holding two drinks,

just looking at me like,
"Jamie, where have you been?"

What the fuck was I meant to do?

I fucking ran, yes, I
fucking did, I really ran.

I literally looked her
in the eyes and I ran.

I fucking ran for my life,

what else was I meant to do?

I know, on the way
out, I was like,

"Oh, I'm sorry, my sister's got
like an illness, I'm sorry."

No.

Shit.

No, I'm pissed not shit.

Oh, fucking hell, what
we drinking again?

What we're drinking?

Yeah.

Gin.

Okay.

What?

What, am I doing it shit?

Is that all right?

No, this is fucking
brilliant, it was so good,

I'm just fucking tip, I'm sorry,

Right, let's go, let's
go, I'm ready, I'm sorry.

Okay.

Oh, it's perfectly safe,
we're well-anchored.

The ship's in ship-shape shape

and the coast guard
promised to call me

if any icebergs appear.

What?

No, I just, I didn't
know you were gonna do,

you could've told me

- you were doing an accent
- Are you gonna

do this or not,
Stop fucking around.

I'm not fucking,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

it's just a funny accent,
I think, okay, all right.

Yeah, you ready?

For fuck's sake.

It's not the icebergs,

but there are certain
men who would like

to try and take advantage
of a situation like this?

You're flattering me.

'Course, I'm sure
you are a gentleman.

Oh, it's not that.

It's just well,

I'm harmless.

Harmless?

How?

Well, I don't
know how to put it,

but I've got this
thing about girls.

What thing?

They just
sort of leave me cold.

You mean, like, frigid?

Well, it's more
like a mental block.

When I'm with a girl, it does
absolutely nothing to me.

Have you tried?

Have I, I'm
trying all the time.

What the fuck?

You okay,
Jamie, you all right?

What the fuck happened?

You slipped, man,

you slipped, you
fell in the pool.

You okay, you okay, just rest,
just rest, you okay, yeah?

You pushed me in, you fuck.

No, I didn't, no,
I didn't, now you slipped.

Yeah, I saw you push me in.

You slipped,
okay, you slipped,

let's get you warm, all right.

Come on, come on.

Up you go.

What the fuck are you doing?

In the summer months,

many of us crave a good
sunny and dry spell

and with a little
water to go with it.

Now, the best weather
sets up for that to occur

where high pressure is either
based in the east of us

and we drag in hot air off
a warming near continent

or indeed with a
high pressure system

right on the top of us,

a steady build up of warmth
over a number of days

as the air stagnates and
just circles around gently

across the UK.

There does become a
point where that heat

has more of an impact

than just a rise in barbecue
and ice cream sales,

it can also have an
impact on health as well,

and when that comes into play,

the next step is to
issue heat wave warning

across parts of the UK.

Now, for those to be issued,

we need a few trigger
temperatures to be reached

and those trigger temperatures

are very much dependent on
wherever you are in the UK.

By daytime, they
have to be somewhere

between 28 and 32
degrees if not higher

and they have to be followed

by nighttime
temperatures as well,

somewhere in the region of
15 to 18 degrees or more.

I could offer
a thousand on it.

You're fucking joking, right?

To be honest, we're
a diamond merchant,

we get a lot of pieces in.

Something like this isn't
really worth anything

as a necklace anymore

- being split up.
- That's a thousand pound?

It'd be a thousand pounds.

Those are real
fucking diamonds, yeah?

Yeah.

It's worth 1500 at least.

I could stretch to 1200,

but that is really the
best price I can do.

That's it, 1200.

That's it.

My gran dies.

And leaves me the necklace
and it's worth 1200.

That's the
price we would offer.

Fine, 1200.

Have you got
any identification with you?

What?

ID?

We do require it for
everything that you sell,

so you'll need to bring a
passport or driving license.

I can bring it tomorrow.

Tomorrow's no good, you'd
need to bring it today.

Can you fucking
let me out, yeah?

Do you wanna, thank you.

You look nice.

Why so dressed up?

I'm meeting Finn.

Finn?

I didn't realize he
was still on the scene.

It's been a day, Jamie.

Where you going?

To the pier.

The pier?

That sounds like a laugh,
I think I'll join you.

What, no, you're not coming.

Why not?

Because you're not.

So, I'm not welcome then?

Not today, no.

Does Finn not like
me or something?

What's he said?

What, no, he
hasn't said anything.

Then why can't I come then?

Because I said so.

God, what is wrong with you?

Bitch.

Oh, shit, lipstick.

I've just got
lipstick everywhere.

Oh my god.

I don't have
your lipstick on me.

It's like a bad
Mrs. Potato Head.

Are you gonna keep
playing with your food?

Have you got it all?

Yeah, and now I've
got it all over my fingers.

I haven't been to
the pier since I was

- quite younger.
- You what?

I haven't been to the pier
since I was like a teenager.

I thought I didn't have time
for this, but it's still fun,

but these donuts are literally
my supreme guilty pleasure.

Bastard.

That's me.

All right, all right.

I wanna give you something.

It's got sugar on
it, there you are.

Thanks.

Open it.

All right.

Oh, no, wait, be careful.

I'm being careful.

It's really hard to
get into, that's all.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, yeah, I got it.

Careful.

I am,
I'm being careful.

Do you like it?

Yes, it's really nice.

I mean, I don't know what it is.

It's part of a letter
that my grandmother wrote

when she first moved to Paris.

Like this was in like
the 1950s or something

and she wrote it to,

just close it up.

She wrote it to my
great-grandmother

and telling her that
she'd fallen in love.

That's really cool.

Yeah, yeah.

It is, isn't it?

Thank you.

I've never been to Paris.

What?

I can't believe you've
never been to Paris.

I've never
left England before.

What?

Don't even
have a passport.

Are you joking?

No, no, best I got was
shitty holidays in Norfolk.

What, well, you have to go.

I would love to.

We should go, together.

I'd like that.

Oh my god, I swear if this
is Jamie, I'm gonna kill him.

I'm busy, what do you want?

Cigarette?

Is she
gonna be all right?

She'll be fine.

Finn.

Hey, hey.

Where have you been?

I woke up and you weren't there,

I've just been looking for you.

Yeah, well.

I was in the spare room.

The spare room?

Yeah, yeah.

Why were you in
the spare room?

'Cause you were kinda
snoring like a freight train.

Was I?

Yeah, but it's no big deal.

That's so embarrassing.

It's okay.

Sorry.

Lily.

Yeah?

Wake up, I need
to tell you something.

What is it, can't you sleep?

My name's not Finn Mayhew.

It's Gavin Roster.

What?

When I came to Brighton,
I didn't have anything.

I had nothing but
a couple of quid,

so I took it, I just nicked
this kid's bag from the beach.

I thought maybe I could be him.

This is the real Finn Mayhew.

Why would you...

Jamie found the
real Finn Mayhew.

Jamie?

Yeah.

He cornered me one night and
said if I wanted to stay here,

I had to do things for him.

How did he...

He just found out, okay?

And tonight...

He tried it on with me.

I don't know what that
kid's problem is with me,

but he has got something wrong
with him, he's fucked up,

- he killed your rabbit just...
- No, he didn't.

Please, you don't understand,

I'm telling you this because...

But you've
just been lying.

I know and I don't
wanna do it anymore.

I don't want to do it.

No, I think
you should leave,

I think you should get out.

Please, just
hear me out, okay?

Just please, please, please.

I know and I'm telling you
because I'm done with it.

I don't have to lie anymore.

I'm sorry for everything
that I've done.

I swear I am.

No, but you're not,
I want you to leave.

I can't change
it, I can't change it.

- No, but...
- But I love you.

Please.

No, you have to leave now.

Yes, please,
please, don't, don't.

Don't, please, don't.

No, I want you to
get out, just get out.

I want you to get out.

Lily, please, please.

- Just get out.
- Please.

Just listen to me, please.

Get out, I just
don't want you in here.

I just want you to get out.

I want you to get out.

I'm sorry.

No, I want you to...

I am sorry for
everything I've done.

Can you
please just leave?

Okay, I'm going, I'm going.

I've been alone
all my life really.

Found the dead dying
when I was lucky.

Never known what it
was to have a home.

Oh, Mr.
Palm, how sad for you.

No, no, let me in.

Don't, don't.

What is it,
what's a matter?

He won't let me in.

I could hear him groaning

and then a thud
as if he'd fallen.

Oh, I'm frightened,
terrible, too many...

Where the bloody
God is the doctor?

We better break the door down.

Mother, hey.

Please, dad,
fuck me like this.

Yeah, now is a good time.

I want to feel
your hot cum in my...

Yeah, are you
enjoying yourself?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, when are you getting back?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, baby, don't...

Yeah, she's fine,
you wanna speak to her?

To stay with gran?

When did she tell you this?

Who is she going with?

No, yeah, no, we're getting
on fine, why, what she said?

Okay.

Yeah, say hello to dad for me.

Yeah, I love you, too, mom.

Yeah, bye.

Lils, are you there?

I'm in the bath.

I'm going out tonight.

The police were
quickly on the scene

only to come under
attack themselves.

Images posted on social
media capture the drama.

Eyewitnesses have been
describing what they saw.

The neighbor called to warn me

that there were armed
men in the building

and that we had to
shut all the doors

and several minutes later,

there were several shots
heard in the building

from automatic weapons
firing in all directions.

It was really upsetting,
you'd think it was a war zone.

Where's Lily?

She's fine.

That's 2,000 pounds.

It's yours.

On one condition.

You fuck off and you
leave Brighton tonight.

No, just take it.

Why not?

You can start a new life.

Get a job.

A flat.

Whatever.

What about Lily?

What the fuck do you care?

You don't belong here,
you're not one of us.

Why is that funny?

Lily's the one who wants
to get away from you.

You're killing her.

In that little palace of yours.

And she's gonna leave you,
it's only a matter of time.

With or without me.

Is that right?

You're practically
a fucking orphan,

how could you
possibly understand?

I love Lily, she's my sister.

I'm sick of this bullshit.

Take the money and fuck off.

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