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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,211 What do you see? 2 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,715 Probably a girl turned three quarters. 3 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:52,178 What if her ear turned into an eye, 4 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,097 and her cheek into a nose? 5 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,099 What do you see now? 6 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:01,104 The foreground image moves to the background, forgotten. 7 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,983 And now something you hadn't even noticed is in the foreground. 8 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,068 I see her! An old... 9 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:10,488 lady... a witch. So? 10 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:12,550 I don't understand what this has got to do with anything. 11 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:15,827 You don't see the nice image you had of the other anymore. 12 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,998 And you ask yourself: 'How could I be in love with this person?' 13 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:24,502 The point is to understand what broke the lock. 14 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,879 How's sex? 15 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,132 - How was it? - Oh god... 16 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:30,609 One year ago. I don't... remember anymore. 17 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,635 It's been two months, tops. 18 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,972 - Oh, yes. Once, in one year. She... - Stop playing the victim! 19 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:38,516 She'd got the job on TV, she was finally happy, 20 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,619 and she must have thought 'we're doing it tonight!' 21 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,079 - I still got the hormone drop. - She's never in the mood. 22 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,748 - And before, she was pregnant. - Exactly! It's not peachy, you know 23 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,125 - with twenty pounds here. - And now she feels fat. Look at her... 24 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,359 - she's not fat. - I don't like myself, alright?! 25 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:50,081 Plus, If I feel like it it means I like it. 26 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,238 It's about respecting myself. 27 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,658 My image of myself, not your image of me. 28 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,785 I... this thing... do you get it? 29 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,538 Because I don't get its meaning, in our language. 30 00:02:01,039 --> 00:02:02,141 So I must... I must be stupid. 31 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,852 And then there's this impossible thing that he wants to sell the house 32 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:05,978 and move out of town, you know? 33 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:09,047 Knowing perfectly well that it would be hell for my job. 34 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,675 Ahem... just to limit the expenses. 35 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,677 A rough patch. That's all. 36 00:02:16,054 --> 00:02:19,307 Let's say that at 45 he still doesn't know what he wants to be 37 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:22,018 when he grows up a physician or a mad scientist. 38 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,772 Sorry, what's this got to do with anything? 39 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,191 Putting these issues aside 40 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,402 if you had to open up to your partner about your feelings 41 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:33,196 what would you say? 42 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:36,824 I's weird to share a home with someone that I don't know anymore, 43 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,160 who doesn't... who doesn't talk to me. 44 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,204 That I'd like to talk to her very much, 45 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,182 but that it's impossible because she is always angry. 46 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,541 And she's never happy with what I do. 47 00:02:46,459 --> 00:02:48,937 I'd be happy if you were a little more on my side - But how can I? 48 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,089 - You never support me. - How can I? 49 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,966 I get back from work dog tired, and she hands me the children, 50 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:55,319 she gets on the phone or at the computer... 51 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,029 Sorry but you get back whenever you want in the evening, 52 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:59,198 if you've got work to do, even late at night - I do night shifts. 53 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,558 - May I speak?! May I speak?! - Speak, by all means. 54 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:06,437 Thank you. In the morning I wake up, I take the kids to school, 55 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:08,606 I get to the studio, I have the live broadcast... 56 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,459 - My morning shift starts at six. - The editorial meeting, then I get out 57 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:13,361 I get the kids from school, we go back home. 58 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:16,698 Snack, homework, bath, number one, number two. 59 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,074 OK 60 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:19,617 OK, our time is up. 61 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:21,619 As a first session, it went really well. 62 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:25,373 All this externalizing the conflict is positive. 63 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,752 Now you've got to learn to listen to each other. 64 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,587 "En", inside, 65 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,966 "pathos", pain, feeling. 66 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:38,094 From the Greek "en-pathos": empathy. 67 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,263 The quality of a relationship 68 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,015 is based on the ability to get in the other's shoes, 69 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:46,978 to really understand his or her needs and main desires. 70 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,026 For the invoice, my secretary's in the other room. 71 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,030 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 72 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,243 - Thanks, uh. Thank you! - Goodbye. 73 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,424 What did she say, what'd the Greeks do? 74 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:19,802 Suffered... with passion, how is it? 75 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,535 The old lady's all I needed. I bet you she'll be in my dreams tonight. 76 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:29,187 - Where's your car? - Mine's there. 77 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,444 HUSBAND AND WIFE 78 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,660 - One or two? - One. 79 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,079 Good. Sit and wait, please. 80 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,708 I'm sorry, it could be a little cold. 81 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:54,712 Take a deep breath... 82 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:57,965 again... 83 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,426 - Rossini, so? - Out... 84 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:01,844 What are you doing here? 85 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,180 Your contract hasn't been renewed yet, huh... 86 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:07,433 If you're here, doctor It's better. You can lie down. 87 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,436 La Satta? Fine? The CT scan? 88 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,105 Negative. One pull, tops. 89 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,358 - And Brancati wanted to operate? - Uh-huh. 90 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,734 Brilliant! 91 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,488 - Vittoria, the schedule. - Not now. 92 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:22,824 So, we're almost there: tomorrow is the big day 93 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,743 for the most recent addition to our board 94 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,120 Sofia! 95 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,227 - Good morning. - Good morning. 96 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:34,978 Good morning doctor, I'm not sure you remember... 97 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,730 I'll be sharing the ward with you today - We'll be sharing 98 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,482 - the ward with you. - Shall I follow you to the ward? 99 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,758 Come, come - Actually I was in charge of the patient... 100 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:45,263 But doctor... I was in charge of Mr. Magli too. 101 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,597 Doctor? 102 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:53,896 Have we also finally found a title for your segment Sofia? 103 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,148 'And man created woman' 104 00:05:56,274 --> 00:06:00,361 Or better, the image, the role, everything society expects of a woman. 105 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:04,031 And, ironically, we are the ones giving birth to men. 106 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,786 And, by the way, with atrocious pain. 107 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:13,666 Which leads to the logical conclusion that not only is God man, 108 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,751 Mother Nature must be too. 109 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,806 Tommy! 110 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:46,324 If we show the patient a picture of a yellow duck, 111 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:50,828 this is the wave of impulses triggered by the neural network. 112 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,039 This picture, 113 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,459 when the patient sees it, triggers 114 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,086 this type of brainwaves. 115 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,588 Basically, 116 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:04,091 by recording the different types of brainwaves, 117 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:08,429 our device which we called Charlie, 118 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:11,349 will create an expansive database. 119 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,601 When we will ask the patient to recall 120 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:18,314 one of these images here we're still looking at our yellow duck 121 00:07:18,356 --> 00:07:22,485 Charlie will record the brainwaves 122 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:25,363 and decode them, because it knows them already. 123 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:27,448 And so it will read 124 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:30,326 the thoughts... the mind of those patients 125 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:33,371 who may have lost the ability to communicate verbally. 126 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,498 You understand the many and varied outcomes 127 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:39,460 the research by Dr. Accotò and myself can have... 128 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,838 ...I mention the chance of making some money... 129 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,216 and we butter them up. What do you think? 130 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,885 What do I think? Why don't you suggest 131 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:51,138 actually testing the machine on one of the board members at some point. 132 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:53,224 Well, it's a risk... 133 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,894 Yes, you'd risk it. But imagine... the effect? Huh! 134 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,355 Try again. 135 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:20,626 Go. Pick a card. 136 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,051 Think. 137 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,684 Two tangerines and... 138 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:41,814 - a broom. - Not exactly... 139 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,069 OK 140 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,201 A man watering plants. 141 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,204 Metaphorical, metaphorical. 142 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:03,836 Well... but more or less, no? 143 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,589 We're missing something. 144 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,216 It's a computer. This is a fucking computer. 145 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:13,471 It's not like a human brain that interprets things It is a computer. 146 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,597 What'd you just say? 147 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,350 Uh... uh... nothing, that you connect a human brain 148 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:21,854 - to a non-human brain, that is, to a computer... - Say it again. 149 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,482 That you connect a human brain to a non-human brain. 150 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,792 Want to know why I hang out with you? 151 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,569 Because sometimes a modicum of intelligence makes its way 152 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,738 between those ears of yours You're a genius! 153 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,116 If we... connect two brains 154 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,453 and route the impulse through Charlie, 155 00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:39,371 Ahem... I've got to work on it. 156 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:41,624 - Well, fuck, yeah. - I'll work on it tonight 157 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,602 I'll take it home with me and modify it - How do you mean home?! 158 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,586 - Tonight? We won't tell anybody! - No. 159 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,755 Yeah, otherwise we'll be short on time. 160 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:51,217 - But there's... the dinner tonight, no? - Alright, later, I get it. Later. 161 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,385 Who's this? 162 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:55,262 Well, nobody. 163 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,223 Where did you meet her? 164 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,974 At tango. 165 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,144 - Sorry, what? - At tango. 166 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,773 - You're a tango dancer, now? - I do dance the tango. So what...? 167 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,984 Don't make us beg you... 168 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,153 Show her the scar. 169 00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:12,714 Yes, she almost... ripped off my arm with a bite. 170 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:13,906 She got a huge mouth... 171 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,910 It didn't let go, you know, at some point it was looking nasty... 172 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,221 And you did... you did the move on her. 173 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:22,164 - What is the move? - It is this blunt blow you place 174 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:25,167 between the jugular vein and the third vertebra, here. 175 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,419 - C-5 and C-6 - C-5 and C-6 - Does it hurt? 176 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,897 Well, you know... you have to know how to do it. 177 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,631 Yeah if you don't, it's a risk... 178 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:32,925 And you saved her? 179 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,136 - Yeah, you can say that. - Bravo! 180 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,638 No, look, you're safe with him. 181 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,800 Alright, excuse me for a sec... got to hit the ladies' 182 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,311 But if I... if I do the jab you, you've got to tell me... 183 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,063 The jab was last time... 184 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,275 This time it was a bite... Next time... 185 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,794 Alright, so... how is she? Uhm, nice, no? 186 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,653 She's a good sort. 187 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,904 A good sort. 188 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:59,034 Head over heels... Totally head over heels 189 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:01,287 I will spare you how crazy she is in bed. 190 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,581 Oh god. Super bendy, 191 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,457 she does yoga, pilates... 192 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,545 Sofia, you don't need to look at me like that. She's thirty. 193 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,922 These thirty-year-olds literally ooze hormones 194 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,090 they got cravings, you know? 195 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:17,469 - No, actually, I don't. - At thirty they just wanna fuck. 196 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:22,099 Then, at forty, people just start fading little by little 197 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,727 I mean, settling down, in a way... come on... 198 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,355 I wasn't referring to you, I wasn't referring to you guys. 199 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,734 The move! 200 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:36,363 Giorgia, have you already passed Michele's test? 201 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,990 No. 202 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,620 - Do you live permanently in town? - No, I'm only going to spend three months. 203 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,996 Correct. 204 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,849 Are you at least fifteen years younger than him? 205 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,001 - Not 15, I don't think so... - Damn! 206 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:55,132 Damn... and are you married, engaged... it would be better. 207 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,220 I don't ask these questions. 208 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,514 I just wanted to warn you. 209 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,017 Female solidarity. 210 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:10,522 - You're so sweet! - You're welcome. 211 00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:12,483 But I mean... look at him 212 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,652 I would never be with someone like him. 213 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,990 Bitch! You are a real bitch! 214 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,120 Aren't you going to say anything to him? 215 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:27,915 Yes. You're right, Michele. Sorry. 216 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,417 Let's go. 217 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,670 Let's go. 218 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,740 It was nice meeting you, hope to see again you soon - Bye. 219 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,677 - Bye, Giorgia. - Bye. 220 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,430 Was it something I said? 221 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,941 I promise this is the first time you embarrass me. 222 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,776 Don't you ever dare treat me like that. 223 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,528 How'd I treat you? How'd I treat you? 224 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,698 God knows what happened to you. 225 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,035 It's happened that I used to feel you close to me. 226 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,913 You used to let me be close to you. 227 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,209 - Already home? - Yup. 228 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,545 Yeah, tonight was never going to end. 229 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,467 Monster! You still up? 230 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,554 Margherita is asleep Tommy's just got to brush his teeth. 231 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,807 You better go brush your teeth! Run, you stinky little one, run... 232 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,985 - Alright then, I'm off. - Thank you. 233 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,323 Good night. 234 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,491 - Good night. - Thanks, bye! 235 00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:07,473 Hello? 236 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,475 Sofi, how you doin'? 237 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,078 - Hi! - So, starting tomorrow you won't be able to get out anymore, 238 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,896 they'll be right outside your place. 239 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,899 Relax, it's gonna be great. 240 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,485 - Thanks... - So talk to you tomorrow, OK? 241 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,487 - Bye, kiss. - Bye love. 242 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,905 Night, bye. 243 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,411 - What is it? - Nothing... 244 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,872 - Nothing? - Nothing. 245 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,002 If you reckon this is the time to call... 246 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,422 It was about tomorrow's episode Is there a problem? 247 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:46,553 No, no. Of course not. It's just, when Christian calls you're like. 248 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:49,431 'Hello, how you doin', ha, ha, ha, ha' 249 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,875 When I call it's 'uh, what you want', you get it, don't you? 250 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,610 I'm nice to Christian because we work together 251 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,814 and he was so considerate to give me a call. 252 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,818 At least he gets that I am a little nervous... 253 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,694 Ah, sure 'cause I never get anything, right? 254 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,256 How I do... Do you ever think about it? For one minute a day... 255 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,050 - One minute, do you ever think about it? - I can't stand you anymore. 256 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,177 - So why are you staying? - I don't know, I actually do not know! 257 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,804 There's the door Nobody asked you to stay. 258 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:15,707 Mum, mum, mum look at my wand, it's magical. 259 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,210 Honey... Let's get to sleep. It's late. 260 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,921 - But you'll make peace? - Sure, we'll make peace now. 261 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:22,965 Bye, go sleep in your room. 262 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,227 I've had enough. 263 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,232 I think we should start talking about divorce. 264 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,445 Yes, I guess so. 265 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,952 OK, this one goes here... 266 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,745 This one here... 267 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,623 and this one here. OK. 268 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,961 So... 269 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,352 - Hey. - What? 270 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,889 Can you come here for a second? I want to make a test. 271 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,086 Does this seem like the right time to you? 272 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,529 Look just one... one minute. I just want to check something. 273 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,134 Listen, I have to be up very early in the morning. 274 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,535 Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna take... one second. 275 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,497 Sorry, uh! 276 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,043 Sorry again, uh! 277 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:46,048 If Michele is not talking nonsense. 278 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,426 - Careful, sorry. - Andrea, I need to go to sleep. 279 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,862 Yeah, yeah, no... it'll take me a... second. 280 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,305 It will literally take me a second. 281 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,934 You must look at me, uh. 282 00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,062 And focus, OK? 283 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,945 Go. Look at me. 284 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,959 - Did you get anything? - Yes. 285 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,585 - Tell me. - I don't... 286 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,964 - Tell me. - Listen, Andrea, I don't know. 287 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,801 Then... hold on... hold on a second. 288 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,594 Let's try again, hold on a second. 289 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,849 I'll think about something else... go. Go. 290 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,573 Did you have the house appraised to sell it? 291 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,491 And I didn't tell you, right? 292 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,219 - Yeah, no you didn't. - You got it now, with the machine? 293 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,580 Listen, forget about selling the house! Forget it... 294 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,974 Holy shit, it works Who cares if it works! 295 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:04,626 Wait, Sofi. Tell me everything Sofi. Tell me everything. 296 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,336 What'd you see? 297 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,131 How could you have the house appraised and not tell me about it? 298 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,317 - Tell me exactly what you saw... - Take this thing off me! 299 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,111 - No wait a second, Sofi... - Take this thing off me! 300 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,387 - Hold on a second. - I don't give a damn! 301 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,360 - Hey. - Who is it? Sofi... 302 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,528 Who is it? 303 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,784 Hey. Sofi... who is it? 304 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,537 Oh God! 305 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,500 Sofi, Oh, fuck 306 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,544 Andrea. Oh God. Who is it? 307 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,671 - Eh. Hold on, let me turn on the light. - Andrea... 308 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,798 Just don't leave me alone! 309 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,010 Andrea! 310 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,641 Andrea? 311 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,144 Oh, fuck! 312 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,944 Oh, fuck! 313 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,447 Andrea...? 314 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,079 Oh, fuck! 315 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,461 Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh! 316 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,590 - Oh, fuck! - Andrea? 317 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,469 Sofi... 318 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,254 What did you do to my husband? 319 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,076 - Sofi, come here. - Don't touch me! 320 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,327 - Do not touch me! - No, no, no, no, no. Babe. 321 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,355 What did you do to my husband? Don't come any closer! 322 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,449 - Sofi... shit... Sofi, come here, come here... - Andrea! 323 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,618 - Sofi, Sofi, Sofi, Sofi... Sofi... - Stay there! 324 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,871 - Stay there... - OK, I'll stay here. 325 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,873 It's OK, relax. 326 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,502 - Where's Andrea? - Relax... 327 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,214 What the fuck did I do? 328 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,356 No. 329 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,024 Whoops, sorry! 330 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,111 What the fuck did I do? 331 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,406 So'! Sofi, come here! Come. 332 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,037 Sofi... 333 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:49,791 Sofi... 334 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:54,880 I'm sorry... 335 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,676 No, no, monster. Come here, it's all right, come on. 336 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,013 Let's go to sleep, it's all right, come on. 337 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,573 He fell asleep. OK? Yeah... 338 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,701 It's... You're Andrea, right? 339 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,914 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 340 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,043 - What did you do to me? - I dunno. 341 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,089 Charlie, and... 342 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,068 I don't know how it happened. It shouldn't... 343 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,428 It should just transmit the thoughts but... 344 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,307 It's unbelievable, do you get it?! 345 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,976 What do I care that it's unbelievable?! 346 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,854 I don't want to be like this, give myself back to me. 347 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,857 Something must have... must have clearly short-circuited. 348 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,734 - What'd that be? - I dunno. 349 00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,987 It swapped the whole mind The only thing I can imagine... 350 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,323 But it can be fixed, right?! Yeah? 351 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,076 Can it be fixed? Yeah? 352 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,746 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,585 It must be when... yeah, 354 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:18,505 the memories of the lab rats are engaged 355 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,716 I'm not a lab rat! I'm not an experiment! 356 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:25,387 - Honey! Babe... you gotta relax, uh. - How can you ask me that?! 357 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:29,850 Look... Years spent taking them off. Look! 358 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,772 OK 359 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,364 ...hold on. 360 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,999 I don't know what the fuck to do. 361 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,102 - It doesn't look like it's broken. - Doesn't look like it or... it's broken. 362 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,794 Sofi, it's not broken! It is not broken. 363 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,548 If I try to transmit the pictures the machine works. It's just... 364 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,303 - It's just? - It's programmed to transmit just one thought. 365 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,263 It's got one single fucking function! 366 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:09,931 Uh, doesn't look like it to me... 367 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,559 Go. 368 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,399 The trulli of Alberobello. 369 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,696 OK, hold on. 370 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,324 Go. 371 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:35,415 Gross, pig. 372 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,713 A small cup. 373 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,217 I saw the small cup, I saw the oven, I saw the sage... 374 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,530 Uh, but why you keep hitting this button here!? 375 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:50,847 Don't touch it, don't touch it! 376 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:54,809 Look, look, look here... an unplugged wire. Uh, perhaps... 377 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,480 - This one has to be out? - Sofia stop it! 378 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,983 Goddamn it... 379 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,923 You don't know what to do, you say that... that you don't understand... 380 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:12,619 and I thought I could help. I'm not feeling well, sorry. 381 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,498 - I think I'm gonna faint. - No, I am sorry. 382 00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:18,124 Relax, come on. 383 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,461 - Mum! - Coming sweetie! One sec... 384 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,843 OK, here's what we're going to do: 385 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:33,264 we have Angelica take the kids to school, we call in sick 386 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:36,893 and I get to work on this in peace. In peace. 387 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,355 Relax, I'm going to work this out You hear me? 388 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,774 - No, no, no, no, no. - Why not? 389 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:46,653 - Uh, I got the live broadcast. - Oh, fuck. So what? 390 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,655 I can't... I can't call in sick. No, no... 391 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,257 I won't call in sick for the broadcast... 392 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:52,867 No, no. Absolutely not. Not a chance in the world. No. 393 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:58,915 What is it? 394 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,921 - No, no! - Listen to me, you... listen, you... 395 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:08,299 You've got to do this... you've got to... you made this mess! 396 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:12,053 Damn me and the moment I let you put those... those things on me 397 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,764 I was fine, I had had my infusion... I wanted to go to bed. 398 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:17,559 And instead of saying fuck you like I should've done years ago, 399 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,310 I even sat on that fucking chair! 400 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,563 And it does my head in... and it's no use. 401 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,942 It's no use getting pissed off It's no use getting pissed off. 402 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,283 Good morning. 403 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,328 - Darling... - Everything alright? 404 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,665 Yeah. Something came up. 405 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,309 Maybe you could take care of the kids today, 406 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,173 and also pick them up, it would help immensely. 407 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,212 Alright. 408 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:49,841 Thanks for coming. 409 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,094 Something happened? 410 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,848 Darling, you... do you find anything different... in me? 411 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:05,732 Anything, even the smallest thing could help me understand. 412 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,068 Understand what? 413 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,612 Is this... is this the real thing? 414 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:15,950 - You mean... - Me... me and you, here, now... 415 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,745 - this... is this real? - Sofi, will you help me with these? 416 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,333 Good morning. 417 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,877 The kids are in there already. 418 00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:30,882 Here. 419 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,969 Keep pushing your feet and you'll snag them - Fucking boring... 420 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,865 It's fifteen denier, do you know how much these cost!? 421 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,850 No, no, a little less. Not on the heel. You'll break the heels like this. 422 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:42,977 When you're standing... on the heel. 423 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:46,856 So, Vittoria is sitting to your left, OK? To your... 424 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,525 - Hi Sofia! - Hey Nick 425 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,528 Anna is by the cameras: she'll tell you when to cut in, 426 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,506 - when to fade, when to stop, and all that. - Yeah. 427 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:57,408 Christian's the director. Well, anyway, you have the autocue 428 00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,911 in front of you... The autocue in front. 429 00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,264 You just have to read it. Oh, come on. Jesus! Always complaining... 430 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,749 It's just heels, it's not like you gotta save the world. 431 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,545 So, once again. Today's episode is about violence against women... 432 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,548 I get it, I get it. Come on, I'll read the autocue. I'm not stupid. 433 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:14,008 Anyway, I'm going to be right here, OK? 434 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,307 Oh, shit! 435 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,393 Make up! 436 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,151 Hi Ivan. 437 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:35,572 I'm... I am Andrea. Sofia's husband 438 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:38,700 - I'm here for moral support. - Delighted. 439 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:43,413 Listen, I already put on... some primer and foundation, 440 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:49,085 and I'd like a very light make up on her Mascara, eyeliner, and eye shadow 441 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:53,464 and... I'd try for a very refined, sophisticated look. 442 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:58,928 Use this for the... for the lips. 443 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,973 - I'll leave your suit here, Sofia. - Thanks Lida. 444 00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:05,351 I'm gonna check the autocue, alright? See you later. 445 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,187 Bye. 446 00:28:13,568 --> 00:28:15,236 Where are you, shitbird? 447 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:19,449 Hi Michele, Andrea can't make it today, is everything alright? 448 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,368 Ah, it's you. Hi. Uh, can you put Andrea on? 449 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:23,953 Ahem, you can talk to me. 450 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:26,435 Hey, I need to speak with Andrea, Will you put him on? Thanks. 451 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,959 No, no, no, no. 452 00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:37,508 - Hi Michele. - What a pain in the ass she is. 453 00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:42,013 - Controlling your phone too, now? - Listen, ahem, I can't come today. 454 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:44,766 I'm... I'm... I'm too sick. I already told... 455 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:48,019 - Maria! - Maria, I already told Maria. 456 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:51,856 You have no idea how infected I am, for real Cover up for me! Uh, OK? 457 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,084 - Hey, what the fuck, man! - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? 458 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,461 Take a little tiredness off, uh, don't know if... 459 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,528 You've got to bring back Charlie! 460 00:28:58,029 --> 00:28:59,405 Lo Foco summoned us. 461 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,849 - Tell him you're going. - No but I can't. No, no. No, no... 462 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:05,161 No. Look, Michele, I really can't. 463 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:08,289 Listen, you've got to bring it back before all hell breaks loose, alright? 464 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:12,043 I'll make sure nobody enters the laboratory. Come on, move your ass! 465 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,296 Look Michele, I'm really si... what a cold 466 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:19,300 Michele! Hello... Michele, Michele, Michele! 467 00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,553 No, no, no, no. You've got to go, you've got to go! Go home, take Charlie 468 00:29:22,637 --> 00:29:24,657 and bring it to Michele. You don't speak with anybody 469 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:27,141 and if someone stops you, pretend you're on a rush, come on, 470 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:28,935 it always works to avoid a pest. 471 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,997 - But What are you going to do here? - Yeah, I'll read the fucking autocue. 472 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,191 Uh, sorry, but if I bring Charlie we... won't swap anymore... 473 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,651 Go, go, just go!! 474 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:41,406 What if it's one of those days we doctors operate? 475 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:44,575 Go home, and... wrap your hand in a bandage, and... say you've got a 476 00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:47,704 terrible tendinitis. Say you got Quervain. 477 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,080 - Quervain? - Quervain. 478 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:54,460 Any problem, ask for Anna, OK? Bye Ivan. 479 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,671 - Bye. - Look for Michele. 480 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,299 What's this? 481 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,092 Let's fire up your gaze. 482 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,554 No! 483 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,098 Your husband's a piece of meat... 484 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,725 No, no, no, no, no, no! 485 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:48,890 Would you be so kind, I... 486 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,230 ...I'm sorry, Dr. Rossini's room? I... 487 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:58,900 Go fuck yourself Rossini, even a room you want now?! 488 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:02,487 Oh! Nothing beats a sound fuck you to start off the day. 489 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,614 Listen, I'll go, uh, thanks Michele. I'm sorry 490 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:05,907 as I said, I'm... 491 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:11,287 What you doing? Seems like Ferrara and Alberti' are going to be fired. 492 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,498 - Ah, I'm sorry to hear. - What, you're sorry?! 493 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,892 Lo Foco wants to see us at the meeting with the others. 494 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,643 We gotta submit the research as soon as possible. 495 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:17,895 Did you try it? Did you try it? Say, does it work? 496 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,670 - What? - How do you mean what? Charlie! 497 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,631 Ah, Charlie. Ah, ahem, uh... 498 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:24,634 Eh, in its own way... 499 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:28,304 What's up with you? What's wrong with you? 500 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,681 I told you, I'm sick... My head is... 501 00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:33,559 Let me get this is your wife always such a huge pain in the ass? 502 00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:36,270 What do you know? You got any idea how big of a dick 503 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:37,939 I am with my wife at home? 504 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,917 - Good morning. - Uh, good morning doctor, I'm sorry. 505 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,818 - We got the EEG results. - Yay! 506 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,654 And the data you asked for from the lab... 507 00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:47,698 Also, there's been a hitch, Lo Foco's meeting 508 00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:50,952 has been moved to the operating theatre. Room 3. 509 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:53,358 No, not the operating theatre. I can't... I can't operate! 510 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:56,958 I've got a suspect... I think I got a Givench... A Guerl... tendinitis. 511 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:59,311 - Eh, tendinitis... - Let them know both of us are going in, OK? 512 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:00,920 Awesome. Instead, I... 513 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:06,175 - we, what do we do? - Go bring comfort to the sick. 514 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,680 Uhm, yeah. Anyway. Maria, listen 515 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,349 take this to the lab, you know where Please, be gentle... 516 00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,935 Bye. 517 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:20,314 - Pretty, huh, constantly all over me. Come on... - Where? - Here. 518 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,366 Hey, imagine if the research passes: 519 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,452 we will finally stop worrying ourselves sick 520 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:34,346 that they can kick us out anytime, I'm sick of it. 521 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,456 I'm telling you: I'm so sick of it. 522 00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:47,008 What you doing, won't you wash your hands? 523 00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,261 Got the bandage. 524 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:53,514 So what, uh... with the bandage. 525 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:56,869 - Hey, I want you on top of it, huh. - Yeah. 526 00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:59,145 On it, come on! Don't give up on me now, huh - No. 527 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:01,022 We can't let Brancati screw us. 528 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:03,232 Look at his face. Look at his nose 529 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:06,110 I bet he's got a tiny dick I'm sure he's got a weenie. 530 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:10,531 Well, anyway... We'll listen to what Lo Foco has to say, 531 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:14,035 and then go. We're not gonna do anything, aren't we? 532 00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:18,414 Damn. Ah... it's a perfect day to cut up some brains. 533 00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:20,541 It's a perfect day. 534 00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,638 Uh, everything... fell... 535 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,645 News have wings, so I'll cut to the chase. 536 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:47,818 It's not official, but whoever gets the grant gets tenure. 537 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,324 I want brilliant ideas for my department, 538 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,076 think outside of the box. 539 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,704 Not the bad impression you gave last semester... 540 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:01,332 How's your research going, Rossini? 541 00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:06,837 - Well, the research... - Frozen procedure, please. 542 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,715 ...It's going. It's going... 543 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,592 Will you assist me, Rossini? 544 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,095 Well, the research... 545 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,727 - Shall I assist you? - Brancati. 546 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:24,355 Sure professor. Forceps. 547 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,985 - Doctor, are you alright? - Yes, yes... 548 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:33,072 - Want me to bring you some water with sugar? - No, no. Look I'm fine, thanks. 549 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,075 I'm fine, I'm fine. 550 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,496 Everything was spinning, couldn't see anything. Whoo! 551 00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:45,501 Doctor, your phone is ringing. 552 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:51,757 Ah. Ah. My son must have changed the ringtone. It's alright, thanks. 553 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:55,011 Angi, is everything alright? The kids? 554 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,264 - Hello. - Hi, something happened? 555 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:01,017 Nothing, I just wanted to know how you're feeling... 556 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:05,021 Yeah, well, fine, more or less... 557 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,900 - This a bad moment? - No, I was... 558 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,988 I was in the operating theatre, why? 559 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:18,784 And you stopped just to answer my call? 560 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:24,540 It was just to say that you've been so sweet to me today, 561 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:33,549 I was so happy to talk. It was... special, like always... for me. 562 00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:38,012 Angelica, sorry, I... I... 563 00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:41,557 Yeah... anyway, gotta go now, bye. 564 00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:57,657 "I'm doing it just for you". "Tommaso is such a special kid, 565 00:35:57,698 --> 00:36:00,326 as good looking as his daddy". Ah! 566 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:03,829 "I was wondering what your favourite colour is". Red! 567 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,541 So beautiful... 568 00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:10,586 Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you?! 569 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,421 We could assist Lo Foco. 570 00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:14,274 You know that losing the operating theatre means losing everything. 571 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:17,718 Do I have an affair with my babysitter? 572 00:36:19,095 --> 00:36:20,096 You're asking me? 573 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,682 Michele, do focus and answer me. 574 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:26,811 Have I ever told you I've done something with my babysitter? 575 00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:31,607 - Something... like what? - Michele do I fuck my babysitter or not?! 576 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:38,572 - Oh my nasty, dirty old shitbird! - Don't touch me! 577 00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:42,201 Oh God! Why are you all obsessed with that thing down there, huh?! 578 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,619 A penis they've got... a penis. 579 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:46,223 - Ah, there he is. Good morning, doctor! - There he is. Morning. 580 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:49,875 Well, technically our round's over, so... what should we do now? 581 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:52,712 You do what you did before, but better. There. 582 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:55,506 No. Ahem, doctor, I'm sorry. It's... it's ten... 583 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:58,384 - Is it...? Is it... is it? - It's ten. 584 00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:00,136 - Ten. - Ahem, where's a TV in here? 585 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,471 - A TV? - Maria, where's the TV? 586 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:04,640 I'd say in the nurses station... 587 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:06,993 And the nurses station is... and the nurses station is... 588 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,103 - Down there. - Down there, to the left... 589 00:37:09,145 --> 00:37:11,522 - No, no, down there. - Down there, to the left... 590 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:13,733 - To the right... - Right! I know. Let's go! 591 00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:19,631 - Good morning. - Good morning. 592 00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:22,533 - Hold on a second, uh. - Sure, go ahead. 593 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:23,969 And now I'm pleased to introduce to you a woman... 594 00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:27,121 Doctor, we've already checked all of today's hospitalizations. 595 00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:35,171 Ladies and gentlemen, let's say "Good morning today" to Sofia Valente! 596 00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:46,557 A bit more elegant, Sofia, come on. 597 00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:50,436 - Don't walk before the screen. - No, no, no, no, sorry! 598 00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:57,818 - Do you know her, doctor? - Yes, yes. It's my wife. 599 00:37:57,902 --> 00:38:00,654 - Ah! What a beautiful woman! - Thanks. 600 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,837 - What are you doing, are you touching me?! - I want to watch too. 601 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,589 Zoom in, quick. 602 00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:23,928 Good morning everybody. Welcome... to our... daily... segment. 603 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:30,226 She's had a problem with her... with her hips, she cannot cross her legs. 604 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:34,188 The apt title... would be... '...and man... destroyed... woman' 605 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:38,484 Close your legs! Close 'em! 606 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:43,823 Our first guest is... 607 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,491 Very elegant, congratulations 608 00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:47,493 criminologist... Emma Tozzi. 609 00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:50,746 Look at her... 610 00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:53,332 Look at her, come on, look at her. 611 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:54,750 It's her! 612 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,755 - Good morning. - Good morning. 613 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,759 Read, read the autocue... no?! Read the autocue. 614 00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:06,262 Uh, they have autocues in shows, you know? 615 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:09,765 So... Emma... let's talk about violence against women. 616 00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:14,895 Give floor to guest... to guest. 617 00:39:15,229 --> 00:39:16,897 Yes, uh, yes Sofia. 618 00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:19,125 - In the world, more than... - Did she just read the cue out loud? 619 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:22,778 more than 600.000 women are victims of physical and sexual violence. 620 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:24,780 And especially with rape 621 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:30,286 there's the very serious issue of the shame the victim feels, 622 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:35,541 almost as if she blamed herself for what happened. 623 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:44,675 The autocue, the autocue! 624 00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:51,140 Ahem... ahem... women... blaming themselves, 625 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,808 Sofia, breathe, honey. 626 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,060 The, the wo... the, the... 627 00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,437 - She got nervous, doc. - Huh? 628 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,939 - She got nervous. - Uh, it can happen in front of the... 629 00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:02,401 The audience, sure. It happens. 630 00:40:03,027 --> 00:40:05,571 - Well, she's doing great. - Quiet, please. 631 00:40:06,405 --> 00:40:11,952 The... the, the woman, who blames herself, is ashamed... 632 00:40:12,036 --> 00:40:14,830 it's a contradiction... 633 00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:18,292 and then we have these alarming figures... 634 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:20,461 And now we will say goodbye 635 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:24,340 - because we've got ten seconds left. - How do you mean a contradiction? 636 00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:27,176 No! Eh, no, no. Eh, no, no Don't provoke her, uh, no... 637 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:29,678 I don't get your meaning. 638 00:40:30,346 --> 00:40:33,349 That actually... 639 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,685 That... that sometimes it happens you see someone, you know... 640 00:40:36,727 --> 00:40:38,938 miniskirt, knowing smile, and you think it's done, 641 00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:42,107 but then she gets like 'what were you thinking?' 642 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,610 'you out of your mind?' 643 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:47,237 I mean... you end up being the asshole. You know, 644 00:40:47,363 --> 00:40:48,739 The asshole? 645 00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:50,449 Hey doc, did she just say asshole?! 646 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:52,451 I wish she'd only said that. 647 00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:54,578 It's just that she... 648 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,873 she pushes it, and then she turns the tables 649 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,100 and says it was all in your head. 650 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,250 It's a major issue, 651 00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:02,211 - a sensible issue. - Fantastic! 652 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:04,630 Here I am back with you. 653 00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:06,465 Thanks Sofia. 654 00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:08,193 This is a hospital, by the way, 655 00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:10,017 It's not like we're here to watch TV. Come on! 656 00:41:13,389 --> 00:41:14,848 Stop! 657 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:18,519 Disaster... 658 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,647 Christian! Fuck! 659 00:41:23,399 --> 00:41:25,025 OK break, we're off-air. 660 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:27,778 This one's a bitch, 661 00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:30,531 a huge, fucking, bitch! 662 00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:32,282 Sofi, Sofi, 663 00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:34,660 honey, what happened to you? 664 00:41:34,785 --> 00:41:36,662 Uh... the autocue was off 665 00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:40,499 I told you so. Didn't I tell you she was a bitch? 666 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,418 I said so. 667 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:43,919 Calm down, calm down. 668 00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:46,481 This was her first live recording, perhaps she had some problems. 669 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:47,607 - Do calm down, come on. - Out! 670 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:51,927 I am miss elegance... elegance! Miss elegance, you hear me?! 671 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:53,804 And this one comes to my show 672 00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:56,015 - to flash her panties! - Calm down! 673 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:58,058 Old people watch this show, 674 00:41:58,142 --> 00:42:00,310 - remember? Old people, for Christ's sake! - Enough! 675 00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:04,064 Water - Go have a glass of water, come on 676 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,691 Anna! 677 00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:08,193 How long does it take to get some water?! 678 00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:15,701 So, what's your problem? 679 00:42:15,826 --> 00:42:18,454 No, no. No problem. 680 00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,424 Have fun now, dickhead. 681 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,991 Hey, give me a hand here, please? 682 00:42:58,827 --> 00:43:00,496 You made a fool of myself. 683 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:03,402 What the hell were you thinking? 684 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,160 Are you pissed at me? Do you hate me? Tell me, tell me. 685 00:43:08,504 --> 00:43:09,838 What you doing? 686 00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:13,039 I just weaned her and you let her back at the tit again? 687 00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:18,388 Sweetie! Come here, come, come. 688 00:43:18,889 --> 00:43:20,724 How'd it go? Did you bring it back? 689 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:22,267 No, you don't get it. 690 00:43:22,351 --> 00:43:24,603 They handed me a grinder, 691 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:26,897 and there was an open skull lying on the table. 692 00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:29,024 An open skull on the table... as if that's ordinary 693 00:43:29,108 --> 00:43:30,526 I don't know... 694 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:32,027 What a shitty day. 695 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,279 This is a map of the hospital. 696 00:43:34,363 --> 00:43:36,281 Tomorrow morning you go there, 697 00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:37,991 meet Michele at the lab at 11, 698 00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:39,785 you give him my research 699 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:41,286 and you two take it to Lo Foco. 700 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,247 Sorry, can't we just ask Michele to help us? 701 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:44,766 Perhaps he knows how to make the machine work. 702 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:46,893 - No, Michele doesn't know how to use it. - Of course not. 703 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:49,044 Then, why don't we ask Brancati? 704 00:43:49,128 --> 00:43:51,380 - You say he's so smart. - No, Brancati is a douchebag. 705 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:57,886 - Hey... how many are you having? - The usual... 706 00:43:57,928 --> 00:43:59,930 Will you stop pigging out with my body! 707 00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:04,434 What'd you have for lunch today? 708 00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:06,812 Carbonara. 709 00:44:07,521 --> 00:44:09,148 Say what?! 710 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,441 And two arancinis. 711 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:14,671 Do you know how much weight I gained during pregnancy!?! 712 00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:16,822 I lost thirty pounds! And I have five more to go! 713 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:19,449 No, uh, I'm sorry Starting tomorrow it's only salads, 714 00:44:19,533 --> 00:44:21,785 no cold cuts, no carbohydrates, nothing... 715 00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:23,412 no fried food, no sugar. 716 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:25,164 Water as much as you like! 717 00:44:25,581 --> 00:44:27,583 No wonder you're always pissed off. 718 00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:48,478 Sofia we gotta go. We're live in five. 719 00:45:02,326 --> 00:45:03,994 Oh, fuck, I got a pussy now. 720 00:45:12,628 --> 00:45:13,962 Oh god... 721 00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,008 By the way, yesterday went good 722 00:45:19,635 --> 00:45:21,011 Sofia... 723 00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:23,865 Sofia, do you know what they call you in here now? 724 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,141 - Don't know, live panties...? - No. 725 00:45:27,017 --> 00:45:29,144 Miss 15%. 726 00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:32,272 You hit a 15% share, you aced it. 727 00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:35,025 Though to be honest 728 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:36,985 the panties trick was a bit over the top, 729 00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:39,154 but it worked. Ready? 730 00:45:40,656 --> 00:45:42,658 Jesus, you're smoking hot...! 731 00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:47,287 Come on let's go, let's go, come on. 732 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,543 As you know, women 733 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:56,505 get the highest scores at competitive exams, right? 734 00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:58,048 - Good for them! - Yes, indeed, 735 00:45:58,173 --> 00:46:00,676 but then we are forced into a system 736 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:05,931 that expects a woman to ask for maternity leave, 737 00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:09,518 and you get how huge an actual sexist discrimination this is, 738 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:12,312 Honestly, though... Would you leave your newborn child 739 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:14,773 home alone, all day long, with your husband? 740 00:46:15,649 --> 00:46:17,901 You see this... this tiny little thing 741 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:19,194 quite ugly too, 742 00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:21,571 crying, crying, crying, 743 00:46:21,697 --> 00:46:23,156 - he wants the tit! - Bitch. 744 00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:41,675 Sorry... 745 00:46:49,433 --> 00:46:52,227 Doctor! Thank goodness, what do we do? 746 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:56,106 No, I can't. Just research, I... Really need to focus. 747 00:46:56,231 --> 00:46:57,311 Doctor there's nobody else, 748 00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:59,077 you're the only one who can take care of it. 749 00:46:59,109 --> 00:47:00,485 Oh my god... 750 00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:04,448 you two: follow me! 751 00:47:09,369 --> 00:47:11,121 Can you tell me your name? 752 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:13,099 Do you hear me, mister? Can you tell me your name? 753 00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:15,125 Lucas... Lucius... Lupus...! 754 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:16,928 he doesn't know it, come on, he doesn't know 755 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,130 what we do in such a case? Quick... please. 756 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,257 Uh, well, I'd perform an X-ray of the skull. 757 00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:23,884 Right, what about you? No... 758 00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:26,136 No, I'd perform a no-contrast CT scan. 759 00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,472 Come on! So negative! Jesus. 760 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,724 Why not going for a total body too, then? 761 00:47:30,766 --> 00:47:33,393 I think the doctor here is jinxing things a little. 762 00:47:34,770 --> 00:47:38,273 Listen, so, there's your mum lying on this stretcher 763 00:47:38,357 --> 00:47:40,776 ...imagine it's your mum... do you greenlight the procedure? 764 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,361 Uh... what do you say? 765 00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:45,030 Well, he's confused, 766 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:47,032 it could be just the shock 767 00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,618 but there's also a chance that he's got a fractured skull, 768 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:53,538 in such a case there's a 5-10% chance of endocranial lesion. 769 00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:54,891 It's... it's not like it's nothing... I mean... 770 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,626 of all people, why should we run the risk of... of... 771 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,045 Excellent job, doctor. Come on 772 00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:02,672 let's move him to radiology. Come on 773 00:48:04,174 --> 00:48:05,384 Maria... 774 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:09,030 it's called male arrogance, they stuff their head 775 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:10,156 with it since they're toddlers. 776 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:13,558 - That's why they go ahead more than us. - Go, go - Thanks! 777 00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:17,813 Rossini, 778 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:20,190 how's the research going? 779 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:23,193 Good... 780 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,406 - Ah! Brancati... - Yes? 781 00:48:28,824 --> 00:48:29,908 I was thinking, 782 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,827 since we're working on the same subject 783 00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,704 why not join forces, huh? 784 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,417 - Shall we have a hot drink? - Sure! 785 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,210 - I'm buying. - Well, I bet... 786 00:49:14,244 --> 00:49:16,371 No sorry, I'm a little stressed out, I'm sorry. 787 00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:19,374 I can see it... 788 00:49:25,255 --> 00:49:28,008 Listen, go ahead 789 00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:32,387 - and skip the board meeting today. - OK. 790 00:49:32,471 --> 00:49:35,599 You take a couple of hours to yourself 791 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,392 you lay back, OK? 792 00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:39,769 And, please, stand up... 793 00:49:39,853 --> 00:49:41,646 - What the hell! - Come on! 794 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:45,025 And smile. Come on, smile, Sofia... 795 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:49,362 - Yeah, we need to work on that. - Yeah. 796 00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:52,115 Come on! 797 00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:07,047 So... this one here is part of the same thing... 798 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:09,549 and, yes, this one too... 799 00:50:11,134 --> 00:50:12,886 Huh, very interesting. 800 00:50:12,928 --> 00:50:14,638 Alright, you take all of it. 801 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,265 - And let me know. - Sure! 802 00:50:17,307 --> 00:50:19,267 So, listen, I'll give it a read this evening, 803 00:50:19,309 --> 00:50:20,769 and get back to you in a few days. 804 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,270 - Sure, alright. - Thanks! 805 00:50:22,312 --> 00:50:24,648 - Bye. - Bye! 806 00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:32,197 Didn't take that much, huh... It wasn't that hard, huh. 807 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,332 Andrea! 808 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:47,462 I was in the neighbourhood and I thought I'd drop by to say hi. 809 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:55,845 Listen, I know you're good at hiding your feelings. 810 00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:58,848 But I get your signals. 811 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:02,102 Even if you get close, 812 00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:04,604 touch me, and then run away. 813 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,816 Touch you?! But no, this is not normal... 814 00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:12,112 it doesn't happen between a babysitter and the father of the kids 815 00:51:12,195 --> 00:51:13,989 she babysits. 816 00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:16,491 And does this happen often... 817 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:19,119 What the hell are you doing? 818 00:51:21,997 --> 00:51:24,374 Angelica, Angelica, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 819 00:51:24,958 --> 00:51:26,310 Really, I don't get what's going on 820 00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:27,436 you did the same yesterday morning. 821 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,980 Listen, I have no idea what I did yesterday morning... 822 00:51:29,004 --> 00:51:30,255 You know how I feel, no? 823 00:51:30,839 --> 00:51:32,090 Face up to reality! 824 00:51:32,132 --> 00:51:34,843 Look, believe me, that that's exactly what I'm trying to do. 825 00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:37,095 The reality here is that you're a terrific girl, 826 00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:38,597 wonderful, smart, 827 00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:40,515 and that you will meet a beautiful boy 828 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:41,850 Angelica, 829 00:51:42,017 --> 00:51:45,145 This thing of you... you... kissing me, Did it happen before? 830 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,490 Well, it is interesting... 831 00:51:57,532 --> 00:51:59,909 Children want the mother... 832 00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,412 You have a different relationship... 833 00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:05,540 You're the only ones who know how to calm her down when she cries... 834 00:52:05,624 --> 00:52:08,543 - She's as dumb as she's hot. - You? 835 00:52:08,627 --> 00:52:10,045 You... who? 836 00:52:11,421 --> 00:52:13,298 Us... us mothers! 837 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:15,925 Hey! 838 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,180 She could be your daughter. 839 00:52:20,889 --> 00:52:22,682 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 840 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,686 I'm so grossed out Are you for real?! 841 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,313 - What kind of a man are you... - Huh? 842 00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,190 Sofi... 843 00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:33,818 Never in my life. I'd have expected something like this from you! 844 00:52:34,778 --> 00:52:36,071 Never! 845 00:52:39,074 --> 00:52:40,176 Sofi will you calm down now, please... 846 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,452 No, no, no, no, I will not calm down, fuck ever! 847 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:44,579 Listen, so, first it's the texts, 848 00:52:44,663 --> 00:52:46,831 then, then, then, then she kissed me you know you... 849 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:49,292 she kissed me on one of your dates outside the hospital, 850 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:51,336 - shameful... - What dates? 851 00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:53,171 What did you do, huh? What did you do? 852 00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:55,840 You put the kids to bed and then did it here, on the couch?? 853 00:52:55,924 --> 00:52:58,343 - So gross! In my house... - You talking about Angelica? 854 00:52:58,468 --> 00:53:01,429 Oh, because there's others? Bravo! Bravo! 855 00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:03,473 My hunkie with the weenie. 856 00:53:03,598 --> 00:53:06,476 Do not look at me as if you know nothing about it. 857 00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,311 Smartass... huh, now he's a smartass too... 858 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:10,105 Listen, didn't we need a babysitter? 859 00:53:10,814 --> 00:53:13,214 And this was the only one you liked in years, the only one... 860 00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:15,461 Clearly I wasn't the only one who took a liking to her - OK, alright 861 00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:17,612 I'm not stupid, I see how she looks at me. 862 00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:19,948 But I keep her at bay, nothing, nothing's ever happened. 863 00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:22,951 - Oh sure, nothing's ever happened Sure... - Fuck no! 864 00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:25,995 Listen, she says you approach her, that you touch her, and then that... 865 00:53:26,079 --> 00:53:27,247 that you go away... 866 00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,249 That you did things to her What things? 867 00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:31,060 I didn't do anything to her, who do you think I am. 868 00:53:31,084 --> 00:53:32,627 Oh god, I cannot believe it 869 00:53:32,711 --> 00:53:34,605 I mean... eleven years, two kids... with the average man 870 00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:37,590 I'm married to the average man! Jesus Christ. I can't believe it 871 00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:39,759 Andrea what'd you do to her yesterday morning? 872 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:41,386 Will you tell me, huh?! 873 00:53:43,847 --> 00:53:45,765 Oh, damn. 874 00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:49,644 Oh my goodness. Come on! It... huh! 875 00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:52,897 What? 876 00:53:52,981 --> 00:53:57,902 Really... I was just... being kind, I... yesterday morning. 877 00:53:58,027 --> 00:54:00,113 Ah! There it is. There it is. 878 00:54:00,155 --> 00:54:02,282 See?! See?! It was you! 879 00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:04,909 I don't know what you did yesterday morning 880 00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:06,786 but you used my body 881 00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:09,414 to lead her to believe what she wants me to say 882 00:54:09,497 --> 00:54:12,250 - and not what I mean to say. - OK, you're right. 883 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:15,545 Uh, no, 'cause you women are so good at this. 884 00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:17,756 OK, I'm sorry. Where you going? 885 00:54:18,381 --> 00:54:20,300 Having a drink, damn it. 886 00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:24,554 Well, I'm sorry. Uh, sorry. 887 00:54:28,808 --> 00:54:31,311 You really fired up there, huh... 888 00:54:32,562 --> 00:54:35,042 - So you care a little about me, after all. - Of course I care. 889 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:40,445 By the way, I don't believe the things I said. 890 00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:43,782 Yes, I was surprised. 891 00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:48,286 I watched you today... 892 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:54,209 I'm sorry. For everything. 893 00:54:58,797 --> 00:55:00,089 - Who is it? - Yes? 894 00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:03,718 Mrs. Rossini, the principal speaking. I need to talk you in my office. 895 00:55:03,802 --> 00:55:06,304 Sure, yes, yes. I'll be right there with my wife. 896 00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:07,806 Who is it? 897 00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,182 Who is it? 898 00:55:10,183 --> 00:55:12,787 Sofi, it's not like you've got to get like this every time I speak... 899 00:55:12,811 --> 00:55:14,187 - Please... - I'm sorry! 900 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:17,232 - Who is it? - The principal, come on, let's go! 901 00:55:29,702 --> 00:55:31,120 "My life is tough, 902 00:55:31,246 --> 00:55:33,248 mum and dad have switched, 903 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:35,875 they call each with the other's name. 904 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:39,254 Daddy wants me to pee sitting down 905 00:55:39,337 --> 00:55:41,256 and kisses me a lot." 906 00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:43,132 Shit... 907 00:55:43,216 --> 00:55:45,134 "Mummy says bad words 908 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:48,888 then she punches the man in the park in the stomach." 909 00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:50,515 A degenerate. 910 00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:55,395 "Daddy cries, he looks at himself in the mirror and slaps himself." 911 00:55:59,274 --> 00:56:01,526 - Well, it can happen. - Uh, thanks. 912 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:02,861 "We are not happy. 913 00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:06,364 It's my fault that I did the magic with the wand." 914 00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:11,744 You do understand that all this is unacceptable. 915 00:56:12,287 --> 00:56:14,247 The child is not only reporting serious episodes, 916 00:56:14,289 --> 00:56:16,416 he blames himself. 917 00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,672 Alright, but language-wise it sounds perfect to me. No? 918 00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:24,048 Uh, for his age... 919 00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:29,262 there's only... three red marks. 920 00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:47,655 Daddy, daddy! 921 00:56:50,158 --> 00:56:51,659 Sweetie! 922 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,704 ...no!...So cool! 923 00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:58,708 He's so light. Look, 924 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:03,463 this is crazy. Look, look Ah!...Look, 925 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,551 Stop it! 926 00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:17,936 He's all his daddy! Look, look! 927 00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:21,230 Cool! 928 00:57:21,731 --> 00:57:23,107 Not the swing, huh? 929 00:57:24,817 --> 00:57:27,487 - Shall we go on the swing, eh? - Cool! 930 00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:33,993 Hold on. Daddy... Hold on, daddy is not feeling well. Just a minute. 931 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,704 Like this... wow! 932 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:41,501 - I caught it, though. - Bravo! 933 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,878 Go, stand there... stand there, go! 934 00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:48,508 - Ready? Going? - Come on daddy, kick it! 935 00:57:53,388 --> 00:57:54,597 Oh my god! 936 00:57:55,098 --> 00:57:58,017 You're sure it's not a concussion, right? 937 00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:00,895 What, a concussion? 938 00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:04,774 - You think I should wake him up? - Don't be silly! Come here. 939 00:58:04,983 --> 00:58:06,526 - You sure? - Come here. 940 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:13,157 Did you see how worried he was? 941 00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:18,621 I almost killed my son today. 942 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:22,166 What an awful mother... god, what a mess. 943 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:26,379 Come here, come on. Come here... come on. 944 00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:37,056 You're a wonderful mother, you hear me? 945 00:58:42,437 --> 00:58:45,189 When Tommaso was born, with all my anxieties, 946 00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,445 the only thing that kept me calm 947 00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:52,447 was knowing that you were his mother. 948 00:58:57,702 --> 00:58:59,287 I miss you. 949 00:59:00,163 --> 00:59:01,664 I miss the way we were. 950 00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:29,108 Ahem, sorry... I'm sorry... 951 00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:33,112 Nevermind it, maybe we try again, no? 952 00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:35,865 Come here. 953 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,634 Sorry, sorry... no I'm sorry. 954 00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:59,263 It's like... it feels like kissing a man, it's not like... 955 00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:01,516 who would actually be me... so. 956 01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,726 Yeah, yeah, don't worry. Come on. 957 01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:10,483 Oh, who the fuck cares! 958 01:00:21,369 --> 01:00:23,138 - No, no, listen... - Come on, the one time you're in the mood... 959 01:00:23,162 --> 01:00:26,165 No, no. You were right before, I was kidding. Don't... 960 01:00:26,249 --> 01:00:29,293 - Babe, come on! - Hold on... 961 01:00:30,128 --> 01:00:31,546 Don't look at me. 962 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,673 Easy! 963 01:00:34,507 --> 01:00:36,634 - OK, hold on. - Easy. 964 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,637 - Oh god! - No. What is it? 965 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:42,014 - You feeling it? Touch it. - What? No! 966 01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:44,433 Hold on, let me get the light... 967 01:00:44,559 --> 01:00:46,936 No, no, if you turn on the light it's the end of me! 968 01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:50,439 - Shut up... don't move... - Ah, it might happen that you don't... 969 01:00:50,565 --> 01:00:54,527 - What...? What is it? - Uh, that you don't reach it. 970 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:57,530 - Reach who? - The orgasm. 971 01:00:57,572 --> 01:01:00,783 - You might not reach it... - What, me, not coming? Huh? 972 01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:04,829 It's a little more complicated for us. 973 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,541 Uh... alright... so what? 974 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:14,547 - Yeah, easier though, uh. My goodness! - Uh, no. It's so, it's so... 975 01:01:14,964 --> 01:01:20,094 - Quiet, quiet. Quiet, you'll wake the kids! - Oh fuck! Oh fuck! 976 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:50,499 Fuck, I want to stay a woman forever. 977 01:01:51,209 --> 01:01:52,627 Babe... 978 01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:55,338 By the way, having a dick is fun! 979 01:01:57,089 --> 01:01:58,591 I'd say so... 980 01:02:00,259 --> 01:02:02,386 Oh, babe I missed you so much. 981 01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:05,139 Hold on... 982 01:02:07,642 --> 01:02:09,642 - Oh no, turn it back off. - Yeah, no, of course... 983 01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:15,399 Mum? 984 01:02:17,235 --> 01:02:18,527 Mum! 985 01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:25,034 - Oh god it's late! - Mum! 986 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,036 I'll go, uh... 987 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:30,665 Coming! 988 01:02:50,142 --> 01:02:51,560 We have a mortgage. 989 01:02:52,186 --> 01:02:53,771 It's... it's a family house. 990 01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:55,523 Based on these papers, you can get 991 01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:57,167 the house and the family allowance from the divorce. 992 01:02:57,191 --> 01:03:00,027 Basically, we're going to ruin him. 993 01:03:25,094 --> 01:03:27,805 - Have you been to a lawyer? - What? 994 01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:33,102 Did you take our accounts to a divorce lawyer? 995 01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:36,689 Answer me. 996 01:03:41,861 --> 01:03:43,612 Let's go in the other room for a moment. 997 01:03:47,616 --> 01:03:50,369 You went to a lawyer, you talked about divorce, 998 01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:53,956 you got back home and didn't say shit to me. 999 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:58,377 "I think we should start talking about divorce", I get it. 1000 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,755 Meanwhile, you'd already done all your accounting 1001 01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:02,757 Andrea, it really was just to understand. 1002 01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:06,761 Who am I with? All my bank accounts, oh! 1003 01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:07,887 How did you find out? 1004 01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:09,764 - I'm sorry, who told you? - All of them! 1005 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:12,641 I saw, I had... like a flash, one of your memories 1006 01:04:12,725 --> 01:04:14,393 I saw everything. 1007 01:04:18,606 --> 01:04:21,108 - Good morning. - Tommaso is having breakfast in the kitchen. 1008 01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,860 Margherita is in her room. 1009 01:04:23,235 --> 01:04:24,612 Get them ready. 1010 01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:30,409 It really... was just to understand. 1011 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,512 Plus, the lawyer says that the accounts are part of the process, 1012 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:34,416 but I would have never done anything bad to you. 1013 01:04:34,497 --> 01:04:35,599 Sure, and still I'm the one who doesn't talk? 1014 01:04:35,623 --> 01:04:38,018 Yeah but sorry, you had the house appraised and didn't tell me. 1015 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,752 When I talk about moving out of town 1016 01:04:39,794 --> 01:04:40,896 I do it for us, you hear me? 1017 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,523 - For us, for the two of us, for us together! - For us, in your plans, 1018 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:45,674 because if I move to the country I lose my job. 1019 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,903 And who's the one who must give everything up, me, of course, right? 1020 01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:51,055 I don't earn enough, do you get it? I don't make enough money 1021 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,431 I get it if you talk to me. 1022 01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:54,534 How is it we managed with the money before and now we don't? 1023 01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,143 Because I put everything in the research 1024 01:04:56,185 --> 01:04:58,145 and the salary is not enough! There! 1025 01:04:59,814 --> 01:05:01,273 I'm borrowing it from Michele. 1026 01:05:02,525 --> 01:05:04,294 You invested all your parents' money in the machine? 1027 01:05:04,318 --> 01:05:06,695 Yes. Yes, because I wanted to make it. 1028 01:05:06,779 --> 01:05:08,948 And because I feel like an idiot at 45 1029 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:10,783 with a wife who pays for everything. 1030 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,360 - And Michele lends it to you? - Do you want a divorce? 1031 01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:16,288 Alright. No, no, it's alright, 'cause I don't want to be with someone 1032 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:18,050 who turns her back on me as soon as she can. 1033 01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:20,209 - Andrea wait for me. - No, no, eh no! 1034 01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:21,919 Andrea, hold on. 1035 01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,963 The house, the allowance, you know? He is ruined... 1036 01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:26,090 She'd dump me like this, at the first hurdle. 1037 01:05:26,173 --> 01:05:28,026 - Andrea... Andrea... - She'd dump me like this! 1038 01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:31,053 At the first hurdle! She'd dump me, the bitch! 1039 01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:32,983 Andrea, I dump you if you don't talk to me. 1040 01:05:33,681 --> 01:05:36,308 I don't want a divorce, I want to be with you. 1041 01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:39,353 - Ah... she wants to be with me... - Yeah, I want to be with you 1042 01:05:39,437 --> 01:05:42,117 - even like this. Yes, yes! - Hell, no. We'll get a divorce instead. 1043 01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:45,286 And you'll have the pleasure to be a man in the middle of a divorce. 1044 01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:47,445 Please stop, Andrea. 1045 01:05:48,237 --> 01:05:49,572 Mum, where are you going? 1046 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,740 I'll see you in a while, monster, OK? 1047 01:05:52,116 --> 01:05:54,326 I'm apologizing. Andrea, I'm apologizing to you 1048 01:05:54,368 --> 01:05:56,245 Andrea I'm apologizing to you... 1049 01:05:57,955 --> 01:05:59,248 I'm apologizing. 1050 01:06:06,881 --> 01:06:08,382 Oh, fuck you too! Really 1051 01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:10,759 woman to woman... you think what you do is cool? 1052 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:24,523 Hey Miche' 1053 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,030 I wanted... no, I was wondering if I could crash 1054 01:06:31,155 --> 01:06:33,407 - at your place for a few days... - At my place? 1055 01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:38,162 Yeah Miche', at your place. 1056 01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:45,256 I'm your best friend's wife, what the fuck you're gonna do, lock me out? 1057 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:55,054 It's just gonna be for a few days. 1058 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,526 Am I sleeping here or do we sleep together? 1059 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,070 Pardon, what? 1060 01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:16,700 Miche', 1061 01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:20,829 I don't know how to tell you... 1062 01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:23,165 No, no, listen, look... 1063 01:07:23,332 --> 01:07:25,209 Andrea is my friend 1064 01:07:25,334 --> 01:07:27,211 and I really don't do this. 1065 01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:29,547 Miche', 1066 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,343 I'm Andrea. 1067 01:07:44,603 --> 01:07:46,939 You and Andrea are acting very weird these days 1068 01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:49,733 Michele. 1069 01:07:50,192 --> 01:07:51,485 Come on Michi! 1070 01:07:51,944 --> 01:07:54,488 Come on Miche', Michele! 1071 01:07:56,949 --> 01:08:00,119 OK, OK. Alright. I'll tell you what happened, 1072 01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:02,871 but you've got to believe me, OK? So. 1073 01:08:09,378 --> 01:08:11,255 I am Andrea. 1074 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,383 I tested Charlie and it swapped me and Sofia 1075 01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:17,511 I think it's a cortex transmission issue. 1076 01:08:17,636 --> 01:08:20,764 It messed up... but I still got to get a grip on it 1077 01:08:20,848 --> 01:08:24,643 fuck, it looks like it actually swapped the whole mind. 1078 01:08:24,727 --> 01:08:26,645 All of it! Michele it's amazing! Michele... 1079 01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:36,488 You are nuts, 1080 01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:38,907 you are a sick person. 1081 01:08:40,409 --> 01:08:42,536 OK, OK, OK, OK, so, OK. 1082 01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:47,124 Miss Doubtfire makes you crying like a baby 1083 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,126 and you have a star-shaped birthmark on your ass. 1084 01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:52,105 What else... you always listen to Bon Jovi's Always in the operating theatre, 1085 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,672 it's the only thing that relaxes you. 1086 01:08:56,634 --> 01:08:58,802 You got surgery after you tried to climb over the fence 1087 01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:00,429 to visit Cinzia at the beach. 1088 01:09:00,512 --> 01:09:03,307 And now you're left with only one ball. 1089 01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:06,060 Uh, you believe me or not? 1090 01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:10,814 You are nuts 1091 01:09:10,898 --> 01:09:13,817 and Andrea is an asshole to rat me out to you. 1092 01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:26,455 Oh shit... 1093 01:10:10,124 --> 01:10:11,583 Hello? 1094 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:13,961 Good morning, professor 1095 01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:18,006 10:30 in your study. Perfect See you later. 1096 01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,383 Thank you. 1097 01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:25,824 Hi, here's the schedule. 1098 01:11:25,908 --> 01:11:26,950 - Thanks. - Welcome 1099 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:28,202 Sofia... 1100 01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:34,082 Sofia, what happened? 1101 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:37,085 What the fuck did you do to your hair? 1102 01:11:37,169 --> 01:11:39,046 It was bothering me... 1103 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,718 Come with me. 1104 01:11:52,351 --> 01:11:54,478 I handed you this opportunity, 1105 01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:56,480 the biggest opportunity of your entire life, 1106 01:11:56,563 --> 01:11:58,607 you took the whole package, you stepped on it 1107 01:11:58,690 --> 01:12:00,234 and you crapped all over it. 1108 01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:02,611 Now... now you gotta tell me why you did it. 1109 01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:04,363 Go on. Tell me. 1110 01:12:05,197 --> 01:12:06,448 Ah, you're not talking? 1111 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:08,200 'Cause if you don't, I'll do the talking. 1112 01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:13,622 I won't let that looser of your husband ruin you like this. 1113 01:12:13,747 --> 01:12:15,374 No, sorry, who's the looser...? 1114 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:18,710 He's bringing the worst out of you, Sofia darling, 1115 01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:20,629 and you keep defending him... 1116 01:12:20,712 --> 01:12:23,131 Weren't you the one who organized that romantic getaway. 1117 01:12:23,257 --> 01:12:25,384 It was you, for your anniversary! What'd he say 1118 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:26,736 "go with your mum I'll catch up with you there." 1119 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:28,262 Do you remember or not? 1120 01:12:29,596 --> 01:12:31,265 Sofia, do you remember or not? 1121 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:33,225 ...with your mum... 1122 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:43,277 They're gonna broadcast my piece tonight. 1123 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,154 Oh yeah? Cool. 1124 01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:51,618 Cool...! 1125 01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:55,372 And all the efforts, all the sacrifices you made to lose weight... 1126 01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:57,916 How many months spent on your own, in therapy, 1127 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,043 to try and make things work out. 1128 01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:03,422 But it didn't work. It's enough. 1129 01:13:04,381 --> 01:13:06,133 Cut yourself some slack... 1130 01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:09,428 He will never understand 1131 01:13:09,553 --> 01:13:11,430 I just wanna try something One second... 1132 01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:15,392 Sofia. Please. 1133 01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,404 - Sofi... - Goddamn it. It works! 1134 01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:30,574 - Hold on. Ah! - Wanna lie down? 1135 01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:34,202 - I have her memories! - Huh? 1136 01:13:34,953 --> 01:13:36,204 I have her memories. 1137 01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:40,747 What the hell. I have Sofia's memories! You get it?! 1138 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:42,210 Sorry, sorry. 1139 01:13:43,795 --> 01:13:46,548 You are awesome! Awesome, awesome, fuck! Awesome! 1140 01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:48,842 Sofia... 1141 01:13:53,055 --> 01:13:54,723 She's lost it. 1142 01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:11,990 Doctor, I meant to tell you... that... 1143 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,202 there's nothing that can't be solved, you know? 1144 01:14:15,243 --> 01:14:17,955 I'm sure you'll be fine, 1145 01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:19,873 no matter what happens. 1146 01:14:20,874 --> 01:14:22,501 Well, you're never fine after a divorce 1147 01:14:22,584 --> 01:14:25,337 but you're... you're... kind, Maria. Thank you. 1148 01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:29,091 I... Lo Foco's waiting for me. 1149 01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:31,760 You're our best teacher 1150 01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:34,137 and you're kind. 1151 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,349 And I think this is a great injustice. 1152 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:40,477 Anyway... I'm sure they won't go far, 1153 01:14:40,519 --> 01:14:42,270 because the research was yours, 1154 01:14:42,396 --> 01:14:44,231 and it's not fair. 1155 01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:47,484 I'm sorry, I don't get it. 1156 01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:52,030 Lo Foco took... Took you off the research. You don't... 1157 01:14:58,412 --> 01:15:01,039 Michi. Michele Michele! 1158 01:15:02,290 --> 01:15:03,667 Is it true? 1159 01:15:05,377 --> 01:15:07,129 - Nothing official. - What happened? 1160 01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:10,382 Oh, now you're looking for me? 1161 01:15:10,424 --> 01:15:12,175 Please Michele, you're acting like a kid. 1162 01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:14,886 A kid! Me? 1163 01:15:14,928 --> 01:15:17,556 You ratted me out to Sofia 1164 01:15:17,639 --> 01:15:19,683 who's gone bananas. Alright?! 1165 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,662 Even that I've got one ball, 1166 01:15:22,686 --> 01:15:25,689 - What the fuck, that's personal! - Yeah, I don't want to hear about it. 1167 01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:27,291 Uh, well, then ask Brancati about it. 1168 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:30,193 Ask Brancati about what? What happened? 1169 01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:33,321 It happened that Lo Foco liked our project. 1170 01:15:33,405 --> 01:15:36,408 Too bad that, nobody knows how, Brancati brought it to him. 1171 01:15:36,450 --> 01:15:37,951 So they cut us off! 1172 01:15:39,786 --> 01:15:41,329 But that was Andrea's project... 1173 01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:45,083 Oh, sure, now he even talks in the third person. 1174 01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:47,836 Go fuck yourself! 1175 01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:52,591 Professor, look at this chart. 1176 01:15:53,842 --> 01:15:55,969 Rossini, I was waiting for you. Come, come. 1177 01:15:58,096 --> 01:15:59,473 That's my research! 1178 01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:01,850 It's mine! 1179 01:16:02,309 --> 01:16:04,352 I trusted him and he took it from me. 1180 01:16:04,478 --> 01:16:05,729 Doctor, I told you, 1181 01:16:05,854 --> 01:16:07,574 Dr. Rossini's been acting strange these days 1182 01:16:07,606 --> 01:16:09,191 I noticed it, yeah. 1183 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,943 Give me a brief overview of your idea, Rossini. 1184 01:16:13,862 --> 01:16:16,239 My idea is... it's basically... 1185 01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:21,369 About this Charlie that transmits brain waves 1186 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:25,749 but he's connected to two brains and not to one. There. 1187 01:16:27,501 --> 01:16:29,377 - Connected to two brains? - Yes. 1188 01:16:31,213 --> 01:16:33,507 Give me a technical explanation of your project. 1189 01:16:33,632 --> 01:16:36,510 How does the machine manage the impulses 1190 01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:38,512 that the amygdala sends to the hypothalamus? 1191 01:16:39,846 --> 01:16:42,015 It's all in the notes. 1192 01:16:42,516 --> 01:16:43,767 The... 1193 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:46,895 - The mygdala... - The amygdala. 1194 01:16:47,020 --> 01:16:48,146 The amygdala... 1195 01:16:49,231 --> 01:16:50,607 Basically... 1196 01:16:51,024 --> 01:16:52,400 Rossini you are not well... 1197 01:16:52,984 --> 01:16:54,903 Take a few days off, it'd be better... 1198 01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:59,658 - My research... - Perhaps, you can come back in a couple of years. 1199 01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:16,883 Now I'm gonna press Enter and you machine are gonna answer me. 1200 01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:18,009 Sofi! 1201 01:17:20,387 --> 01:17:21,555 Sofia! 1202 01:17:41,283 --> 01:17:43,034 Hey Miche' 1203 01:17:55,213 --> 01:17:56,798 Is that my shirt? 1204 01:18:00,427 --> 01:18:02,345 Got any Naproxen? My stomach hurts, uh... 1205 01:18:03,096 --> 01:18:04,931 Put on the waistcoat too? 1206 01:18:05,557 --> 01:18:06,975 Got anything? 1207 01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:11,605 But why do you have to stay here? Huh? Will you tell me why? 1208 01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:17,694 Shit. 1209 01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:21,948 Oh, fuck! 1210 01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,706 Oh shit! 1211 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:35,837 - Miche', fuck, come here! - What is it? 1212 01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:37,464 - Miche'! - Huh? 1213 01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:40,133 Have you gone totally nuts? 1214 01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:42,135 What! And you're calling me, me?! 1215 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:43,720 I'm bleeding. 1216 01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:46,514 Of course, you're bleeding... You're on your period, ain't you? 1217 01:18:46,973 --> 01:18:49,392 - Miche' what do I do? - What you do? 1218 01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:51,728 You gotta put in one of those things you use! 1219 01:18:53,021 --> 01:18:54,522 Go take it for me... 1220 01:18:54,981 --> 01:18:57,525 Oh, come on, man! 1221 01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:00,278 Miche'! Oh! 1222 01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:12,666 Fuck, couldn't you take the keys?! 1223 01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:20,674 Hi... 1224 01:19:21,508 --> 01:19:22,926 What are you doing here? 1225 01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:26,805 Listen, I... I did everything wrong, 1226 01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:30,308 But I really need to talk to you. I messed up big time. 1227 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:31,810 Come in. Come in. 1228 01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:43,881 Have you had any memories that weren't yours? 1229 01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,782 I mean, have you had some of Andrea's flashes, 1230 01:19:45,824 --> 01:19:47,909 of the real Andrea, of... of Andrea, me? 1231 01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,036 Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. 1232 01:19:50,203 --> 01:19:52,789 Yeah?! I got it: we never swapped. 1233 01:19:53,707 --> 01:19:55,208 What, we never swapped? 1234 01:19:56,459 --> 01:19:57,836 Uh... sit, 1235 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:00,088 Now. The short circuit... 1236 01:20:00,171 --> 01:20:03,091 the short circuit transmitted our memories to each other, 1237 01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:04,467 but it didn't swap us. 1238 01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:06,219 And these new memories 1239 01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:07,846 got stacked on top of ours. 1240 01:20:08,305 --> 01:20:10,348 - No, I don't get it. I, to... - Wait. 1241 01:20:10,724 --> 01:20:15,562 So, this is... this is you, 1242 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:17,605 and this is me. OK? 1243 01:20:18,565 --> 01:20:20,485 We have our own memory that makes us what we are. 1244 01:20:20,984 --> 01:20:22,068 Now, Charlie 1245 01:20:22,110 --> 01:20:24,446 transmitted our memories to each other, like this. 1246 01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:27,115 And these new ones got stacked on top... 1247 01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:29,492 let's say they... blacked them out. 1248 01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:35,248 But, underneath, at the root, we're still us. 1249 01:20:35,749 --> 01:20:37,959 So you're telling me that I am not Sofia, 1250 01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:41,880 but that I am Andrea, who thinks he is Sofia... 1251 01:20:41,963 --> 01:20:44,215 - but I am Andrea. - Yeah, damn it. Yeah! Yeah! 1252 01:20:45,133 --> 01:20:48,011 Exactly! We must reactivate our memories, got it?! 1253 01:20:49,637 --> 01:20:52,390 We have absorbed each other's point of view to such a point 1254 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:55,018 that we've come to believe we are each other. 1255 01:20:58,646 --> 01:21:01,649 So... so you're not really angry with me, you're pissed at yourself. 1256 01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:04,110 Yup! 1257 01:21:08,782 --> 01:21:10,909 I'm telling you that I've got the solution. 1258 01:21:11,368 --> 01:21:14,037 Sofi, I know exactly what to do, damn it... Exactly what to do! 1259 01:21:14,162 --> 01:21:15,663 I just need the machine 1260 01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,250 I've got to tell you something, now, though. 1261 01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:23,171 - But you, you're going to get mad... - What? 1262 01:21:24,172 --> 01:21:25,507 I don't know why... 1263 01:21:25,548 --> 01:21:27,550 - I do nothing but make mistakes... - What? 1264 01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:29,677 I lost your research. 1265 01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:35,934 Basically it was integrated to Brancati's. 1266 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:39,062 How? 1267 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:44,275 I gave it to him. 1268 01:21:44,317 --> 01:21:47,821 Goddamn it! But, sorry, how?! Why on earth? 1269 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:49,548 - I asked you to take it to Michele, - I know... to take to Michele. 1270 01:21:49,572 --> 01:21:51,699 - I asked you to do one thing! - I fucked up. 1271 01:22:03,461 --> 01:22:06,548 - How many did you get? - Well, I had to go grocery shopping 1272 01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:08,675 I couldn't just buy the tampons. 1273 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:10,718 Give here. 1274 01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:12,220 Where is it? 1275 01:22:16,474 --> 01:22:17,976 Soup...? 1276 01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:29,362 Six years, uh. It took me six years. 1277 01:22:30,238 --> 01:22:32,490 I spent all the money my parents left to me on it. 1278 01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:36,995 Could you open your legs a bit more for me, please? 1279 01:22:37,245 --> 01:22:39,372 - Huh? - If you could open your legs a bit more... 1280 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,249 - I can't... like this... - Uh, no. Uh... 1281 01:22:42,709 --> 01:22:46,004 it's the first time I put it in someone else. Uh... 1282 01:22:47,589 --> 01:22:49,215 Uh... 'damn... uh! 1283 01:22:50,592 --> 01:22:51,968 Well, you know what... 1284 01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:55,221 Andrea is right 1285 01:22:55,263 --> 01:22:57,015 Sofia is fucking arrogant. 1286 01:23:00,477 --> 01:23:03,037 - You're right, I'm sorry. I... - Oh yes, yes. So full of herself 1287 01:23:03,396 --> 01:23:04,898 I thought... 1288 01:23:06,024 --> 01:23:07,901 I'd do better than you. I'm sorry. 1289 01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:12,739 But I won't let that douchebag have my research. 1290 01:23:40,642 --> 01:23:41,809 Okay... 1291 01:23:43,436 --> 01:23:45,146 I'm sorry, about the research. 1292 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:47,649 And for everything. 1293 01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:51,027 You cut me off. 1294 01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:53,196 We never cut each other off, right? 1295 01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:57,075 I don't know what the hell happened to you, 1296 01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,410 but you treated me really badly. 1297 01:24:00,453 --> 01:24:04,332 - And I'm not fine with it anymore. - Michele 1298 01:24:04,457 --> 01:24:07,585 you're right. Listen, I... I was an idiot. 1299 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,713 - But why? Why? - What? 1300 01:24:10,797 --> 01:24:13,841 Why'd you go with... with that... 1301 01:24:15,051 --> 01:24:18,221 - With whom? - With Bra... 1302 01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:20,974 - Huh? - With Brancati... 1303 01:24:22,475 --> 01:24:24,477 It was Sofia's idea. 1304 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:26,980 - What, Sofia's? - Yeah, yeah. 1305 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:28,481 She insisted. 1306 01:24:29,232 --> 01:24:32,193 - And you let her? - Uh, yeah. I was an idiot. 1307 01:24:32,235 --> 01:24:34,737 But... I promise you, I swear, I was wrong, but Andrea... 1308 01:24:34,862 --> 01:24:36,614 Andrea's got nothing to do with it. 1309 01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:41,452 - You are a slut! - Come on, man! It's the second time. 1310 01:24:41,494 --> 01:24:42,954 Uh, but see, I was right. 1311 01:24:42,996 --> 01:24:45,474 And you took her part, and you said it wasn't true, that she liked me. 1312 01:24:45,498 --> 01:24:49,127 No, but she does like you now. She likes you, come on... tell him, tell him. 1313 01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:51,004 Yeah, yeah. I like you, no... uh 1314 01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:54,340 come on, Miche' you know I love you. 1315 01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:01,598 Don't we ever let any woman get between us, OK?! 1316 01:25:01,639 --> 01:25:02,890 - Never again. - Never again. 1317 01:25:03,641 --> 01:25:05,768 Never again! I am sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1318 01:25:10,398 --> 01:25:12,108 - Alright. - I am sorry. 1319 01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:14,027 - Sorry! - Yeah, alright! Come on! 1320 01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:16,005 And now the three of us have something to work out 1321 01:25:16,029 --> 01:25:18,031 - by tomorrow morning. - Us? - The three of us! 1322 01:25:18,615 --> 01:25:21,618 Sofia will tell us what to do now 1323 01:25:21,659 --> 01:25:24,120 and tomorrow we discuss our research. 1324 01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:25,997 - Sofia tells us what to do...? - Yeah. 1325 01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:29,751 Why do you keep saying stuff that doesn't make sense? Why? 1326 01:25:30,043 --> 01:25:31,669 Sofia telling us what we must do now, 1327 01:25:31,794 --> 01:25:34,023 when she doesn't even know how to put in a fucking tampon anymore? 1328 01:25:34,047 --> 01:25:36,174 It's all wrong. It's all very wrong, 1329 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:39,552 Shitbird, come on, I told you I'm Andrea. 1330 01:25:40,053 --> 01:25:42,930 Alright, listen, look eh, this is what we're gonna do now... 1331 01:25:43,014 --> 01:25:44,557 we work this out. 1332 01:25:44,682 --> 01:25:47,560 And eventually we will focus on learning who we all are. 1333 01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:51,898 Uh... Sofia... Andrea... Michele... all of us. Please. Go. 1334 01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:05,536 We are talking about the central nervous system. 1335 01:26:05,578 --> 01:26:10,833 So the pre-frontal cortex scientifically referred to as 'PFC'... 1336 01:26:10,917 --> 01:26:13,544 Don't look at me like that. Write down 'PFC' 1337 01:26:14,796 --> 01:26:20,343 Where long-term memory also resides, also contains various Brodman areas. 1338 01:26:20,468 --> 01:26:22,178 Areas 9, 10, etcetera... 1339 01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:25,723 which are involved in managing short-term memory. 1340 01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:29,602 Now the difference is that, for the first time, 1341 01:26:29,727 --> 01:26:31,979 we decided to focus on the hippocampus, 1342 01:26:32,105 --> 01:26:34,982 where long-term memory resides. 1343 01:26:35,733 --> 01:26:37,961 This is why me and you ended up with each other's memories... 1344 01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:39,612 - Right! - Uh... uh... 1345 01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:42,740 And thus we didn't just manage to transmit one thought, 1346 01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:46,994 which is incredible in itself, but a complete image - No. 1347 01:26:48,746 --> 01:26:52,750 Whole amounts of memories And so... 1348 01:26:54,335 --> 01:26:55,628 And so... 1349 01:26:56,838 --> 01:26:58,756 whole amounts of knowledge. 1350 01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:04,470 - What is it, huh? - Coffee? 1351 01:27:06,514 --> 01:27:08,766 It connects... it connects. 1352 01:27:09,142 --> 01:27:12,645 The cerebral cortex connects the thoughts. 1353 01:27:14,147 --> 01:27:16,524 The prefrontal cortex connects the thoughts. 1354 01:27:16,607 --> 01:27:18,860 But this is not the only distinctive trait of our study. 1355 01:27:18,901 --> 01:27:20,403 Where are you going? 1356 01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:23,531 To your broadcast. 1357 01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:25,908 Can I ask you a favour? 1358 01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:30,872 Could you get your hair fixed I look horrible like that. 1359 01:27:31,122 --> 01:27:32,915 - Yeah, and you, go for it! - Yes! 1360 01:27:35,251 --> 01:27:36,794 - It's beautiful, you know. - What? 1361 01:27:38,671 --> 01:27:40,047 It's so beautiful. 1362 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:45,428 Uh, thanks. 1363 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:47,430 How'd you come up with it? 1364 01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:56,314 Well, I was looking at Tommaso when he was born 1365 01:27:56,397 --> 01:28:02,320 and I wondered what he was thinking, and then... and then I realized 1366 01:28:02,445 --> 01:28:04,947 that whatever he thought he wouldn't remember it. 1367 01:28:06,699 --> 01:28:08,409 And that maybe somehow I could 1368 01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,538 freeze those memories, and hand them back to him one day. 1369 01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:16,042 But it took me six years, and... 1370 01:28:18,711 --> 01:28:20,838 and I ended up seeing your thoughts. 1371 01:28:31,098 --> 01:28:32,600 See you later. 1372 01:28:42,443 --> 01:28:44,987 There's just one thing I don't get: 1373 01:28:45,071 --> 01:28:48,699 you say that the hippocampus 1374 01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:50,868 - connects the thoughts... - Hello, 1375 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:52,495 sorry we're late! 1376 01:28:52,954 --> 01:28:54,747 Rossini, Accotò, 1377 01:28:56,082 --> 01:28:57,959 I thought we decided you wouldn't come. 1378 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,086 - If you could please wait outside. - No, no. 1379 01:29:00,878 --> 01:29:04,382 We came to discuss our project, 1380 01:29:04,465 --> 01:29:07,510 which the colleague here stole from us. 1381 01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:11,401 - If you could leave the room, please. - We just need a few minutes 1382 01:29:11,514 --> 01:29:14,350 I assure you, you'll be happy to have listened to us. 1383 01:29:14,767 --> 01:29:18,229 Rossini, I don't know how to tell you; your speech today is not on the agenda. 1384 01:29:18,646 --> 01:29:22,275 Our research is certainly more thorough than Brancati's. 1385 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,485 - Also because having worked... - Rossini, come on! 1386 01:29:25,403 --> 01:29:26,404 Enough! 1387 01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:29,866 I've already told you that the board will not take into consideration 1388 01:29:29,907 --> 01:29:31,993 your research. Not now and not like this. 1389 01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:40,167 Please. 1390 01:29:41,252 --> 01:29:42,420 Go on. 1391 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:44,130 Please. Go on. 1392 01:29:44,171 --> 01:29:45,858 Uh, you were asking me about the hippocampus. 1393 01:29:45,882 --> 01:29:47,049 About the hippocampus, yes. 1394 01:29:47,884 --> 01:29:50,928 I was able to develop this idea during my studies. 1395 01:29:51,012 --> 01:29:53,306 The hippocampus plays a fundamental role, 1396 01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:56,517 since it allows the amygdala to send the impulses. 1397 01:29:56,559 --> 01:29:58,799 - These impulses are then... - How'd you come up with it? 1398 01:30:05,568 --> 01:30:06,819 What? 1399 01:30:08,946 --> 01:30:11,800 How did you come up with the idea of switching from the prefrontal cortex 1400 01:30:11,824 --> 01:30:14,160 to the hippocampus. It's never been done! 1401 01:30:14,201 --> 01:30:15,786 How'd come up with it? 1402 01:30:17,455 --> 01:30:19,141 But what's it got to do with it now, we were discussing... 1403 01:30:19,165 --> 01:30:22,085 I came up with it six years ago, as I was looking at my two-month old son. 1404 01:30:24,962 --> 01:30:26,589 The hippocampus is not developed 1405 01:30:26,714 --> 01:30:29,592 in newborn babies and... 1406 01:30:29,675 --> 01:30:32,345 and, indeed, they have no memory of the first years of their life, 1407 01:30:32,470 --> 01:30:34,597 and we wished that... 1408 01:30:34,722 --> 01:30:38,726 somehow our son 1409 01:30:40,478 --> 01:30:42,355 could remember them. 1410 01:30:46,442 --> 01:30:48,736 Professor, is this a joke? This is crazy! 1411 01:30:58,496 --> 01:31:00,498 Go ahead Rossini... 1412 01:31:13,219 --> 01:31:15,012 We began working on Charlie... 1413 01:31:21,102 --> 01:31:23,104 - Ivan! - Yeah? - We're in your hands. 1414 01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:24,873 If Vittoria catches her like this, she will kill her. 1415 01:31:24,897 --> 01:31:27,024 My darling, you look worse than yesterday. 1416 01:31:27,984 --> 01:31:29,304 You look like Tinkerbell today... 1417 01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:30,611 Sofia, so... 1418 01:31:30,653 --> 01:31:33,864 Watch out today, Vittoria invited a tough one, OK? 1419 01:31:33,906 --> 01:31:35,032 - Who, the hyena? - Yeah. 1420 01:31:35,157 --> 01:31:37,410 Oh god. OK, you go. I'll take care of it. 1421 01:31:37,493 --> 01:31:38,869 Yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye! 1422 01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:47,670 Hey, you were phenomenal! Did you see the look on their faces? 1423 01:31:47,753 --> 01:31:49,398 I mean, they're going to greenlight it for sure! 1424 01:31:49,422 --> 01:31:51,132 - For sure! - Come on! 1425 01:31:51,507 --> 01:31:52,734 - I'll buy myself a Hummer. - Huh? 1426 01:31:52,758 --> 01:31:54,427 Oh, I promise. I'll buy myself a Hummer 1427 01:31:54,552 --> 01:31:56,232 I don't give a damn, I've always wanted it. 1428 01:31:56,804 --> 01:31:59,140 - Come, come doc, it's begun. - Thanks... 1429 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,267 And I will be even more honest with you. 1430 01:32:03,144 --> 01:32:05,062 I'd decided not to come here, 1431 01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:07,064 but then I told myself: 1432 01:32:07,523 --> 01:32:10,192 "someone will have to straighten this idiot out!" 1433 01:32:11,652 --> 01:32:14,447 I don't think that you believe it's important to address men, 1434 01:32:14,530 --> 01:32:18,034 nor to do it an elegant fashion. 1435 01:32:20,703 --> 01:32:22,288 No, it's not like this. 1436 01:32:24,331 --> 01:32:26,167 You're the worst kind of woman 1437 01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:28,335 they could possibly have as a host for this show. 1438 01:32:29,837 --> 01:32:31,672 You have no respect for yourself, 1439 01:32:31,714 --> 01:32:34,967 nor for your female audience 1440 01:32:35,301 --> 01:32:38,054 I'm sorry Vittoria but someone should tell her this 1441 01:32:38,429 --> 01:32:40,181 I won't have a say in this... 1442 01:32:42,850 --> 01:32:45,311 I don't know, is there anything else to do, can I go? 1443 01:32:45,352 --> 01:32:46,979 ...You tell me. 1444 01:32:54,195 --> 01:32:55,446 Do you honestly think 1445 01:32:55,488 --> 01:32:58,240 a woman is supposed to identify with this? 1446 01:33:00,117 --> 01:33:01,702 What are you saying? 1447 01:33:01,744 --> 01:33:03,829 I mean, seriously. 1448 01:33:03,871 --> 01:33:05,748 'Woman today', you hear? 1449 01:33:08,084 --> 01:33:09,877 A porn magazine would be better. 1450 01:33:10,127 --> 01:33:11,587 - Oh please... - Yeah! 1451 01:33:11,629 --> 01:33:12,963 It's less hypocritical! 1452 01:33:13,005 --> 01:33:16,258 The women on those covers are those that men actually want to fuck. 1453 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:21,138 On this cover are the women that regular women must look up to 1454 01:33:21,263 --> 01:33:22,640 in hopes 1455 01:33:22,765 --> 01:33:24,767 for men to want to fuck them. 1456 01:33:25,392 --> 01:33:27,144 This is crazy stuff... 1457 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:29,146 ...why on earth do you do it! 1458 01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:32,525 I can't breathe, I can't breathe. 1459 01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:36,904 And these, you know? 1460 01:33:37,404 --> 01:33:39,532 What difference does an inch make? 1461 01:33:40,241 --> 01:33:41,343 It hurts too much, it hurts! 1462 01:33:41,367 --> 01:33:43,287 - I'm hurting here, here, here. - Don't touch me! 1463 01:33:43,536 --> 01:33:45,514 - Please Vittoria come on, do something. - Because the foot, 1464 01:33:45,538 --> 01:33:47,418 is constrained and so it hurts, it's not normal. 1465 01:33:50,543 --> 01:33:52,795 Alright, then. OK, 1466 01:33:54,797 --> 01:33:58,134 the woman in me hasn't been the best, 1467 01:33:59,677 --> 01:34:01,053 whatever, 1468 01:34:01,679 --> 01:34:03,681 But I'm telling you that the man in me 1469 01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:06,016 has had enough of all this bullshit. 1470 01:34:07,184 --> 01:34:10,521 'Cause I promise you that a man would never suffer any of this. 1471 01:34:11,397 --> 01:34:13,774 And you're shooting yourselves in the foot with this stuff. 1472 01:34:14,191 --> 01:34:16,777 And you, my darling, you boasting to me about elegance... 1473 01:34:16,819 --> 01:34:18,320 Thinking you're better than anyone... 1474 01:34:18,445 --> 01:34:20,781 you're the typical woman that hates women. 1475 01:34:21,657 --> 01:34:22,825 What... 1476 01:34:22,950 --> 01:34:24,785 I'm sorry, Vittoria, this is it. 1477 01:34:24,827 --> 01:34:26,912 You... you don't know anything about women! 1478 01:34:27,329 --> 01:34:28,706 Look at yourself! 1479 01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:36,463 There, 1480 01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:39,717 I'd really like to focus 1481 01:34:40,718 --> 01:34:42,553 on something different than forcing ourselves 1482 01:34:42,595 --> 01:34:48,350 into an impossible image. You know? But for once 1483 01:34:50,186 --> 01:34:56,984 feel just like a full-blown woman. 1484 01:35:07,369 --> 01:35:08,579 Now, 1485 01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:11,874 I wish everybody a good day! 1486 01:35:12,499 --> 01:35:14,585 And I'll see you tomorrow 1487 01:35:19,506 --> 01:35:20,591 ...hopefully. 1488 01:35:32,478 --> 01:35:34,355 - Have a nice day. - Goodbye doc. 1489 01:35:36,649 --> 01:35:38,150 Sofia, 1490 01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:48,244 brava. 1491 01:37:33,599 --> 01:37:35,017 Coming back home? 1492 01:37:36,268 --> 01:37:38,145 Couldn't go anywhere without you. 1493 01:37:41,231 --> 01:37:42,524 What about us now? We... 1494 01:37:42,608 --> 01:37:44,151 Yeah. 1495 01:37:45,402 --> 01:37:47,029 We'll go back to what we were. 1496 01:38:00,167 --> 01:38:01,752 Wait, 1497 01:38:03,796 --> 01:38:06,799 we will remember all of this, won't we? 1498 01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,307 I hope so. 1499 01:38:16,767 --> 01:38:20,145 If you could choose something to keep, what would it be? 1500 01:38:22,439 --> 01:38:24,942 The way the kids look at me. 1501 01:38:27,444 --> 01:38:29,029 You? 1502 01:38:30,656 --> 01:38:32,449 Your eyes right now. 1503 01:40:29,316 --> 01:40:31,026 Mum? 1504 01:40:37,157 --> 01:40:38,784 Sweetie! 109657