All language subtitles for Ehemänner-Report (1971)

Men...

From time immemorial men have been
called the crown of creation.

Men are hardworking, tidy,
modest, lacking in vanity.

Men don't drink and are always faithful.

A special category of these wonderful
creations of God are the husbands.

If one can trust their own
words, they all are

noble, helpful, and good, and
always really faithful.

Hey, wake up, lazybones.

Husbands-Report

XY-Unsolved. I think I
got a new occupation.

A investigation firm is
looking for three students

for discreet observations
with very good payment.

A woman or an inspector?

Why do you want to quit our well-paid
job at the institute?

Because it's boring to always ask
the same questions.

What do you think of the currency?
Will the

D-Mark stay stable? Is the
German wife faithful?

Starting today you could do something
about your depraved liaison.

The institute researches
how bad husbands are.

I studied you. That's enough.

What is it?

Tastes like dishwater.

The coffee is so thin.

Most people don't think much of the
fidelity of man. What do you think?

- A lot.
- And you?

Of course, that's the basis
of a happy marriage.

- Do you think your husband is
faithful to you? - Yes. Why not?

Why are you so sure?

- Have you had an affair?
- Of course.

- Are you faithful?
- I hope so.

You hope? Can you imagine having an affair?

- Never thought about it.
- No, I never ran away.

- Can you imagine having an affair?
- Why not?

- So you had an affair?
- Yes, occasionally.

- You had a girlfriend?
- I can't tell you, well, no, not really.

But there are opportunities.

- You had an affair.
- Always, always, always.

- What do you think?
- Husbands need to be faithful.

- What do you think?
- I think the same.

I have to tell you. The situation in Germany,
well, I have to say my husband is Egyptian.

I think that men here don't
think much of fidelity.

- Have you ever had an affair?
- I've been faithful until now.

- Is your husband faithful?
- Yes, I think so.

Generally speaking I'm faithful.

- Is your husband faithful?
- Of course.

- Are you faithful?
- I think so.

- Never had an affair?
- Yes, I had.

- Do you think your husband is faithful?
- All the time.

- Are you faithful?
- Yes.

- Could you imagine having an affair?
- Having what?

Having an affair?

One can dream about it, but don't do it. That's
something different. Dreaming and doing.

- Do you think your husband is faithful?
- Yes, I think so.

- I think it's important, but I don't
think so. - Is this your daughter?

- That's my daughter.
- What do you think?

- Nothing at all.
- It's important.

That's something very individual. It depends
on the behavior of the wife, you know.

Are you faithful?

Yes, one has to be nowadays. I'm in a
age where you have to be faithful.

I think yes. Most people think that
they'll find big adventures and

the romance they are dreaming of, but
they're not finding it for good.

Do you think your husband is faithful?

I think so, but I can't be sure.

Yes, I have a very faithful husband.

- Do you think he had an affair?
- Of course.

- Do you know for sure?
- Yes, I know.

What to say? I think most men are
faithful and they just have a big mouth.

- What do you think?
- A lot. I'm married for 25 years.

On the 27th of April I got my silver
wedding anniversary. I think a lot of it.

- What do you think?
- Not much.

- And you?
- Nothing.

What should be done if a husband
has an affair? Get a divorce?

Oh, that's very hard. Not if you love him.

Yes, but if you find proof
like lipstick on his cheeks?

Oh, I would throw him out, you know.

- You would throw him out?
- Yes, with a kick.

That's Robert Berndorf, married for
7 years and owner of a car dealership.

He's 40 years old and likes to sell
fast cars to young, beautiful women.

For reasons of convenience
he joined a cracker-barrel.

That's Mrs. Berndorf. Today
she made a decision.

Do you have evidence that your husband
is cheating on you, Mrs. Berndorf?

I wouldn't be here then.

Do you have a picture of your husband?

- Please.
- Thanks.

- Could you give this to me?
- Of course.

Thanks.

We'll observe your husband.

If you could please sign this.

Mrs. Berndorf is only one of a thousand
women who let their husband be observed.

Over 90% of the tasks by the investigation
firm deal with observing the husband.

Frequently the reports of investigation
are documents of human inadequacy.

Not just Mrs. Berndorf, but
all the women who let their

husbands be observed are
helpless and desperate.

It's not easy making such a decision.

Hello, please call the student
who reported to me.

Yes, Mittler, or something like that.
I don't know.

Also, Mr. Lohmeister is
married to this woman.

What should I do? I must tell this to your
husband. The evidence is overwhelming. Please.

This means a divorce, which I don't want.

We'll find a solution.

Do you have a light?

Psychology and interrogation
technique in the investigation of facts.

You're crazy.

Bernd, Bernd, come here.

Bernd, put your finger here.

What?

A fingerprint.

Such nonsense.

Stupid ignoramus. Powder is necessary.

Powder?

What did you say? Powder?

Of course, honey. Powder is necessary.

Now I'll do a few fingerprints.

Attention.

Yes, Mittler speaking. Stop it.

Yes, I'm on my way.

My first case.

73% of all divorces in Germany happen
because of the infidelity of husbands.

By order of Mr. Berndorf's investigation
firm Brigitte is now his spy.

Mrs. Berndorf wasn't wrong.
Her husband has a mistress.

In a few months he finds
what he's missing with his wife.

Yes, yes, Sybille.

Oh, please, Sybille, I can
get rid of the Cadillac.

The man has had an eye
on it for three days.

I might arrange it today.
That's five million I need.

- You're really not coming?
- Today I can't, honey.

Too bad, I'm longing for you.

I must go to the cracker-barrel, also
in case I'm in need of an alibi.

Alibi? She'll find out one day.
You must tell her the truth.

Of course she'll find out. We'll
talk some other time about this.

I need to hang up. The people are
waiting outside. I'll call you.

Well, too bad. I'm full of desire.

Yes, me too.

Bye, kiss you.

What would you think of a woman who
has an affair with a married man?

I think that's not so good.

If your husband has an affair, would you sit
down with the girl and talk about this?

No, the man has to do this.

- Could you forgive him?
- Under certain conditions.

- If he has a permanent girlfriend.
- I would break him loose from her.

It's very depressing for
the woman, for sure.

- Would you do the same to him?
- Yes.

- You would stop?
- Yes, right.

- Do you think your husband is
faithful to you? - Yes, at the moment.

Men need to have what they need, but
I think he's very happy with me.

Your motto is: What I
don't know won't hurt me.

Right. What a man wants
to do, he does anyhow.

Would you get a divorce if
your husband got a mistress?

- Of course.
- No.

- What do you say?
- Sure.

- Why not.
- Because I love him.

And it's also modern. I got
a lover myself. So what?

Would you get a divorce if
your husband got a mistress?

- No.
- Why not?

No, I wouldn't. We already
talked about this.

Yes, I would talk with him about this.
We talk about everything.

And I think it's possible
to talk about this.

For a while Mrs. Berndorf has gone to
bed in the afternoon. It's an escape.

Since she's afraid of losing her
husband she suffers from migraines.

It won't be late today.

- Robert, come to me.
- What is it, honey?

Don't you want to say goodbye
to me or is your cracker-barrel

so important that you
don't have time for this?

Sleep well, honey. Hopefully
your migraine will go away.

Sit down for a moment. What's
happening between us, Robert?

Why isn't it like it was before?

We get older. Seven years of marriage. We all
feel the same way. I'm working too hard.

No, no, Robert, you changed!
What happened? We're

not going to the theater
or cinema anymore.

What happened? What?

What should have happened. It's not true.

Or did I change? You used to
become mad because of these.

Let's talk about this tomorrow, please?

If you have the nerve to go now...

Cracker-barrel. Kiss my ass till tomorrow.

That's building contractor Eugen
Wollmann, divorced blamelessly.

Since his wife cuckolded him,
for him all women are whores.

He belongs to the 23% of men who can't
bear it at home, because they're lonely.

Mr. Wollmann is slowly but steadily
ruining his liver with alcohol.

That's the landlady. She got
her husband from Bavaria.

He bought this bar for himself and his
wife, is part of the cracker-barrel

and his best customer. He
became a bit homeless here.

You're coming earlier every day. Almost
no one is here before the evening news.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Take our cracker-barrel motto to heart.

Good night, worries, lick my
ass till tomorrow morning.

You only got one liver, Josef.

Speaking of liver...

What is it? What's that for?

The new birth control pill. For men.

You can fool the others when they're here.

Cheers, Mr. Wollmann.

Don't be such a slut.

Don't fool around.

In contrast to the last few
years at the cracker-barrel

a rising trend of male
sociability can be observed.

Cracker-barrel? I don't know.
I go where the

beer tastes good and I
know where it tastes good.

At the moment in Germany there are 1397
cracker-barrel groups.

While it's doubtful if all
the men who tell their wives

that they go to a cracker-barrel
really are doing it.

Only older men, around 70 years old.

- I got a cracker-barrel.
- Are you going there regularly?

Yes, I would say regularly.

Now and then when we have time.

No, on principle I never go to the bar.

- No bar?
- Never, my money is hard-earned.

Do you think it makes sense for men to
have a cracker-barrel or a stag party?

- Yes, this makes sense.
- As an escape from marriage?

Not escaping, but to
take a break from the marriage.

- Vacation from marriage?
- Vacation from marriage.

Is it always the truth when men say that
they are going to the cracker-barrel?

- Do you believe this?
- For 80%.

Don't drink so much, Josef,
or you'll become impotent.

You know what Luther said? Two in a week,
104 in a year, and is good for me and you.

That's enough.

Thank God you're a Catholic.

You're the landlord? Mr. Hirnbeiss.

- Yes, I am. And you're the pollster?
- Yes

I talked to the chief kiss my ass brother.
Wollmann's the name.

He doesn't mind. The men are downstairs in
the bowling alley. I'll take you there.

43% of all married man have a hobby.

62% of them do bowling.

Once a week faithful husbands need
to be among themselves. The men say.

Listen, everyone. That's the
pollster who wants to question us.

That's Mr. Wollmann.

Hello, everyone is informed
so you can start right away.

Before saying one word: Cheers!

Cheers!

Please.

- Are you faithful?
- Faithful?

Yeah, well, I come around a lot. I'm a
TV expert. There are lonely housewives.

May I ask you? Are you
cheating on your wife?

I got no other choice when I'm out
of the country. I'm a soccer player.

Patzek, defense player.
You know me for sure.

As a healthy man you need regular
intercourse or you'll go crazy.

First a beer before we go crazy.
What is it, guys?

Here's the new round.

Here's the beer. Cheers!

Cheers! Cheers!

Go on.

What would your wife say if she found
out that you have a girlfriend?

First, I don't have a girlfriend. Second...

Third, he's got at least 20.
He's a teacher at a

school for girls. Each
one prettier than the last.

These young and beautiful girls
don't make it easy for me.

Do you think that a man can't
live long without a woman?

Well, that beats me. By day
someone like me who...

...and at night. He often
works the night shift.

Sitting all day in a crowded bus,
one is tired in the evening.

- What does your wife say?
- Mother? I mean my wife.

You'll be next.

- Your wife is sleeping by then? - No, she
waits till I come home and prepares tea.

And you? What's your name?

B�gelmann. Men's clothier,
if you need something nice.

Better get a decent tailor.

- Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.

What do you mean?

Listen, have you ever been to a brothel?

He's asking some questions? Have
you ever been to a brothel?

Me, never?

How can you talk about
things you don't even know?

I'm also asking if someone
has a bank account.

Will come. There's someone else
who has never been to a brothel.

My son Wolfie. He doesn't
have a clue at all.

When I was 18... Never mind. I'll
shake things up for him tonight.

May I ask you? What is it?

You're invited. You can
do an interview, too.

Very nice.

Bye.

- Very drunk.
- That's my cracker-barrel.

They'll get the pollster ready downstairs.

And I'll get you ready. Later, I mean.

Think of the customers.

We already did it two times this week.

Think of Luther.

So you'll do a cross on
the calendar every time?

They should shut you up.

- Oh, Mr. Berndorf.
- Hello, Berndorf.

How are you?

- Hello.
- Hello, Mr. Berndorf.

Nice to see you again.

You know. Christa and her migraine.

As ordered, Britta kept an eye on Mr.
Berndorf the whole day.

So far she hasn't noticed
anything suspicious.

- The others are bowling downstairs.
Are you coming? - No, I don't want to.

Oh, look who's here. Right on time, Robert.
We're doing a joy ride to the cathouse.

You can support my son.

I'm finished for today. Five hours of
talking to sell one fucking Cadillac.

I'm going home, like I promised my wife.

Yeah, yeah, promised your wife.
Well, let's go.

My wife is out of town.

In this moment Brigitte suddenly
feels like Mrs. Berndorf.

She recognized Bernd, her
husband, on the way to a brothel.

Of 1000 happily married men, 3 regularly
and 2 occasionally visit prostitutes.

The revenue generated here exceeds
600 billion every year in Germany.

Oh, where have you been so long?

You haven't been here for 4 days at least.
Which of these is ready to slaughter?

- Say hello, Wolfie.
- Wolfgang!

Wolfgang, you're here so don't be shy.

Which one had you in mind?

Susi, Edeltraut, customers are here.

I had Susi in mind. She wanted
to become a teacher once.

He won't have a heart attack.
Come on, touch her melons.

You can grind a knife there.

What is it? Want to fuck?
Come on, I don't bite.

Take this off while fucking. It squeezes.

Here, my boy. Get yourself
a few happy minutes.

Due to disappointments in his own life
related to women, Mr. Wollmann wants to

give his 18-year-old son Wolfgang his
first erotic adventure in a brothel.

It will keep him from believing in
women like Mr. Wollmann once did.

...better the first time. It won't hurt.

Whorehouses make me puke.

- How about a male brothel?
- I'll slap your face.

Can't you take a joke?

Mr. Wollmann couldn't know that
the educational nonsense of

this sex education excursion
couldn't damage his son.

What is it?

Maybe Mr. Wollmann would have
reacted differently if he had known

that sex education is done
differently nowadays.

Young people in broken homes do
the sex education by themselves.

The parents are responsible for
the damage done in such a case.

Oh, boy!

Come to me.

Tell me, how old were you
when you had your first time?

14.

- Me too. And the girl?
- She was 13.

- Where did you learn this?
- At school. Mixed high school.

Where am I?

With little Susi.

I'm glad you can stand this little hit.

Let's continue.

Brigitte has been waiting for her
husband for half an hour,

Of course she must assume that Bernd
doesn't grieve in these 30 minutes.

Tell me, do you prefer to sleep
with married or unmarried men?

What a stupid question: With married men.
They cum faster.

How do you explain this?

You can't stop asking questions?

This pays my rent.

What is it? Come. Hurry up. You're
not my only customer tonight.

I must earn the rent today.

Goodbye.

You can't do it, jerk?

Lightning shall hit you while fucking.

It seems no marriage is without problems.

Even the suspicion of unfaithfulness
is enough to trigger fatal conflicts.

Statistics show that 34% of all husbands
consider an adultery in such a situation.

But 66% don't even have that thought.

With the start of the day the problems
at night become less important.

As if nothing happened,
everyone goes back to work.

Even Willy Nickel, well provided with
mother's sandwich and Thermos bottle.

He'll steer his bus through heavy traffic.
A captain on big city roads.

TV Fricke seems to have had a
delightful night with his young wife.

Now he has a hard working day ahead.

At 7 o'clock for Brigitte and
Bernd Mittler a new day starts.

- Don't touch me.
- What is it?

- I couldn't sleep the whole night.
- Why?

Why? For the first time we didn't
do it before going to sleep.

Tell me, honey, I'm a bit groggy, right?

You can say.

Who never was drunk...

I had to observe a man yesterday. He
went with some friends to a brothel.

Statistics show that 3 out
of 1000 happy husbands...

When they are happy and
going there, they are pigs.

I don't want to be married to
someone who goes to brothels.

Why do you think that married men
go occasionally to a brothel?

Variety, I suppose.

Why? I suppose they don't find
the right satisfaction at home.

One week passes this way. Studies in the
morning, public questioning in the afternoon.

...is guilty.

Well, maybe, let's say.
What you can't achieve with

your wife, you can achieve there.
That's my opinion.

Because he doesn't
like it at home.

Why do you think you do
this, I mean, married men?

No comment.

- Have you ever been to a brothel?
- A lot of times, even as a soldier.

Are you looking for something
special you can't find at home?

Yes, how can say it? It's not
abnormal, but what you demand.

- Have you ever been to a brothel?
- A long time ago.

Yes, in military navy. I even
headed a brothel in San Lazzaro.

Yes, in Stuttgart.

Were you looking for something special?
Something you're not getting at home?

No.

- Just to have seen it.
- How often did you go?

- A few times.
- Was it good?

I walked through it.

- Was it necessary?
- Yes.

- For the inner balance?
- Yes.

My job demanded it.

As a taxi driver. To fetch
or get the customer there.

Why are they doing this?

Because they don't find
at home what they want.

If he tells you one day that he's been
to the brothel, would you forgive him?

I can't change it. What should I say?
Of course I'm a bit disappointed.

- Happy?
- And you?

Worries?

In business?

- Nah?
- So it is.

Why don't you tell her?
You're still stuck to her?

I'm sorry.

What about me? I never
have you a whole night.

Just a few hours in the
afternoon or evening.

I'll stay with you tonight. I love you.

In the beginning one
believes that's enough.

Over time one doesn't want to share.

- My marriage is just a piece of paper.
- Then rip it apart.

What kind of marriage is this
with you and your wife lying

next to another for hours and
pretending that everything is all right?

Christa doesn't want to
understand that it's over.

Just because you're not telling her.
You're unfair to me, too.

I'll tell her. I don't want to lose you.

I don't want to lose you either, honey.

Did I promise you enough?

Let's see what you got there.

Oh boy, she's hot.

Excuse me.

Hirnbeiss speaking.

Good evening. This is Mrs. Berndorf.
Is my husband still there?

He just went out. One moment,
maybe I can catch him.

Berndorf! Hey, Berndorf.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Berndorf. If you
had called one minute earlier.

Then he'll be home soon. Thanks.

You're all bunch of liars.

A innkeeper must be discreet.

Josef! As long as you're
lying for your friends...

but I'm warning you.

Did I hear Berndorf? He hasn't been here.

His wife called. He wasn't at home, too.

He won't be home before morning.

- He got a chick.
- How do you know?

Give me another one.

Guys, let Robert alone.
You're not better than him.

One should take care of his own business.

You should have become a
priest instead of a teacher.

You got some secrets, too?

Some are bigger, others are smaller.

No use of showing you this.

It like throwing pearls before swine.

- Shut up.
- Hasn't it been 6?

5, I swear. Can you give me the address?

Are you crazy? I'm handing
over such a great chick.

I must leave. I got a date at 9.
Tomorrow I need a crane.

The bill, please.

- Don't overreach yourself.
- I do what I can.

- I don't like this, to be honest.
- Cool down.

- I must go.
- You're leaving, too?

Yes, but the doctor is right. It's no good
talking about others in their absence.

All the night shifts are bad for you.

No night shift today. I'm
going home to my wife.

I promised my wife. Good night, everyone.

Good night.

I had 3 beers.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Good night, guys.

If I imagine them going to
bed with their wives...

You're starting it again. Another
round for the cracker-barrel.

You should have taken the bus.

This could happen to anyone.
How about giving you a cheque?

- If it's not covered?
- Come on. 4,70 DM.

- You don't have money at home.
- The lady got central heating.

- How much is missing?
- 4,70 DM.

A new trick. And afterward the
gentleman wants his money back.

Give me the 30 Pfennig and get lost.

You won't have much fun with him.

Let's go. Would you please take this?

Of course.

- How far upstairs do you live?
- On the 6th floor.

Let's go.

- Is too heavy?
- No.

By the way, I know you.

I think I saw you, too.
Maybe at the milk man?

- I live next door?
- Really?

Here we are.

Take a seat.

Oh no, I don't want to disturb you.

Oh, please, I must offer
something to my lifesaver.

Beer or schnapps?

Well, a schnapps.

- Please.
- Thanks.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

I've been to Mallorca.

Yes, I've once been to Helgoland.

- It's very hot here.
- That's normal under the roof.

- Take off your jacket.
- Well, I'm wearing suspenders.

Oh, please don't worry. Men
with suspenders have something

solid, domesticated about them.
I like domesticated men.

Relax a bit while
I change clothes.

Oh, you don't have
anything to drink anymore.

Please. Make yourself comfortable.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

It wasn't so great on Mallorca.

- The Latin lovers, right?
- Yes.

Oh, take off your shoes.

May I?

It's getting late. I
must go home to my wife.

I must thank you. It was
very comfortable with you.

Especially the nice cognac.

- Well, good bye.
- Good bye.

And so Willy Nickel stays
a faithful husband.

A small oversight, a hole in the sock,
prevented him from betraying his wife.

At this moment he doesn't know if
he should be happy about this.

Statistics show that 70% of all
husbands prefer night-time for adultery.

18% of all husbands who commit
adultery do this during the day.

12% during work. Only 0.2% of husbands
commit adultery in their marriage bed.

By the way, TV Fricke
is still on the road.

Could he be one of the 70% who
prefer night-time for adultery?

Oh, shit.

I'll teach you, you layabout.

Stop it. Are you crazy?

- Stop it.
- No.

I'm begging you, honey. Be rational.

Honey?

Brute! Sex maniac! Cheater!

You went to a brothel, for sure.

Let me explain, honey.

Just wait. I'll find out.
I'm at the lawyer tomorrow.

Let's see what you got with you.

Pictures of naked girls. You spent
some time with whores, right?

I'll rip this dirty bitch apart.
I can't stand it any longer.

Let me explain, honey.
I'm begging you.

What is there to explain?

You don't know where I took
the pictures of the girl.

In a photo studio at the center.
Admission 5 Mark.

You're crazy. She's
not worth a penny.

I wanted the pictures
for the cracker-barrel.

The guys boasted and I
wanted to do the same.

It was a big success.

Your boasting with other women?

I bought the camera especially for this.

One moment. I'll show you something.

It was great being a widower.

If you want to boast at the
cracker-barrel, than only with me.

Take off the pants.

Now we're gonna take
a family picture.

You'll show this at the
cracker-barrel, you swine.

Wake up, Willy.

- Good morning.
- It's about time.

Coffee is in the kitchen. The
sandwiches are prepared, too.

You look pale.

It's not good what you're doing, kid.

Doing what?

All the night shifts. You'll get a
heart attack with this traffic.

Here. You'll need to change
every day when it's so hot.

Otherwise your colleagues will think
that you're married to a slut.

Honorary teacher Dr. Wolf
is a modern teacher.

Till today he could politely and firmly put
the girls from his class in their place,

when they would make him the
object of their flirtations.

- Did you get my letter?
- Yes, I got it.

But I didn't read it. I won't read it.

I don't want you sending me those letters.

Listen, Uschi, if you don't stop
I'll have to talk to your parents.

They're on vacation.

Dr. Wolf wants to settle
the case with Uschi.

First he thought that her feelings
are the usual juvenile infatuation.

But putting passionate love letters
into his pocket is too much.

He asked her for private conversation.
It was a big mistake.

Instead of making Uschi come to the
teachers room to minimize her infatuation,

talk her out of it, in front of a
colleague, he was playing a dangerous game.

Does your wife know that
you're going on a walk with me?

We're not going for a walk, Ursula.

Ursula? Uschi is my name, for 16 years.

- Since 15 years.
- Are you afraid of that?

- Of what?
- Of the 3 missing months.

- Are you crazy?
- No, I know what you're thinking.

You're looking at me the same way the
other men do. You're just a coward.

I don't want you to say this.
Do you understand?

You'll meet a young man for sure some day.

Then you'll see that you don't take
your teacher seriously anymore.

- You don't want to understand me.
- I'm not allowed to understand you.

I know that you love me.

I can't do anything with these idiots.
I don't like these little boys.

How old would your father be now?

50.

Only 5 years older than me.

Uschi!

I'll eat my hat if the
girl is 16 years old.

What would you say if a teacher has a
relationship with a minor, like his pupil?

- Would you condemn this?
- Yes.

I would be shocked. Depends how old
the teacher is. 50 would be shocking.

Oh my God. This should never happen.

If he loves her?

- And he's married?
- Yes.

That's a scandal.

What would you say if a teacher has
a relationship with his pupil?

It depends. If they are in high
school, doing their exams,

and the teacher is not too
old it might be possible.

A teacher shouldn't do this.

I don't think so either. A teacher
shouldn't do this.

- What do you think?
- I don't think that's good.

The teacher could be fired because of this.

Imagine you have an underage
daughter who has a relationship

with a married teacher. What would you say?

Oh boy, I've got two daughters.

I would beat up the teacher.

Oh, the girls are very nice.

If he was seduced by the girl?

That's not possible.

Why not?

A underage girl can't seduce a teacher.
I don't know this from school.

Would you go to the school, to
the director, or to the police?

It depends on the relationship
with his first wife.

If they don't get along well with her and
the relationship with the daughter is better.

What if he has an affair with the daughter?

- I would stop it.
- How?

I would manage to get them apart.

- If she seduced him?
- That's not good.

A teacher should be
principled enough to resist this.

Robert Berndorf is worried. He needs
an alibi after a night with Sybille.

Hello, can I talk to Mr. Fl�gel?

He's on his lunch break.

Too bad. Where is he? I'm a friend.

You're Mr. Berndorf, right?
I got his phone number.

Hello. One moment, please.

Robert speaking. Is it you, Fl�gel?

- What is it, Robert?
- I'm worried.

- I'm think I'm being watched.
- Who's watching you? Tax investigators?

Bullshit. I suppose my wife.

If she calls you. We were
at the cracker-barrel and

went for a drink later.
Without girls, of course.

Sure, anything else?

Bye, I owe you one.

- Bye.
- Who was this?

My shop.

- What time is it?
- Almost 15:00.

It's about time. My wife wants
to be at the shop at 15:30.

Oh, I'll call Karin.

Come.

Hello?

Hi, Karin. Listen, I'll come a bit later.

Me too, honey.

Tell your wife that my husband
will bring two chops.

Inge says that Klaus will
bring two chops. Two chops!

- Not too fat.
- Not too fat.

Not too fat. You wife says you
will bring something. Two chops.

What does she need mops for?

We got 20 minutes. It'll be great.

Karin and Klaus are also busy.

What do you think of wife swapping?

Depends on the couple.

- And you.
- That's it.

- I'm aligned with my wife.
- Threesome marriage?

No.

- You're not against it in general?
- Actually no.

At the moment we both don't want it.

I can't imagine him coming
home and asking for it.

I can't say anything. So far I've never
tried it. Read and heard but never tried.

- Would you show understanding?
- No

- Not a bit?
- No.

- Why do you think we do this?
- I'm happily married.

I don't think it's good. Why do they do it?
Maybe they are unhappy.

One day he comes home and says that he met

a nice couple. Why don't we swap wives?

No, I wouldn't do it.

What do you think?

I don't think it's good.
No need for marriage then.

It might be a model of the future, but
not now. It can't be realized that way.

Why do you think it's done?

By way of variety.

- Why is it done?
- Hm, why?

These are modern times. I don't know.

I think it's a predisposition.
There are compulsive and

not so compulsive people. I was born
a Virgo and have a distant nature.

No, oh my God.

How about wife swapping?

You are asking such an impossible question
I can't answer as a happily married wife.

If we wouldn't be such good friends,
I wouldn't go out with you.

What is it?

The training. I never saw such a training.

What is it? Tell me. I think
you're fucking too much.

Bullshit. Firstly I'm not
fucking around, and secondly

why shouldn't soccer players fuck around?

But before a cup match.
You'll get weak in the knees.

Look, there needs to be
power in a corner kick.

Regards to your toe. You should cool it.

I don't understand how your
wife doesn't find out.

She'll wear you out if she finds out.

- She'll cut your dick?
- My dick? Never.

Why are you so quiet?

- Why are you so quiet?
- What should I say. I'm happy.

You don't notice anything?

A good buy. That's something for your life.

- In installments.
- You know I don't like this.

I like to make you happy if you want it.

But honey, you're already paying the rent.

Why shouldn't I pay your
rent, when I'm at home here?

Like at the Tegernsee.

If I only hadn't placed an
advertisement in the newspaper.

I wouldn't have met my wife and
got stuck with these idiots.

- You wouldn't have met me.
- You're right.

All the good can't be in one place.
Bring me another beer.

You want to fuck me today?

Come on, you know it's
just harmonious between us.

Our friendship is based on real things.
Only the heart is important.

My wife finished me tonight.
I'm thinking of a divorce.

You're doing it wrong, buddy.
Take a look. The beer.

- Cheers!
- The beer.

Oh, my beer.

- Cheers!
- Thanks.

Oh, look who's here.

- Where have you been all afternoon?
- At my girlfriend's place.

Stop joking around.

What's up?

That's not working.

OK, boys, let's play better. Hi, Robert.

- Be quiet for a moment.
- Want to make a speech?

Dr. Wolf was arrested this afternoon.

Seduction of minors.

Oh look, Shall we smoke
the peace pipe together?

- Can I have the car?
- Joy ride to the lake?

You forgot that I got a job?

Sorry, still hunting poor husbands?

Poor? They are all bastards.

- You're very vulgar.
- Can I have the car or not?

Greetings to Berndorf or
have you already nailed him?

I'll get him, be sure of it.

What would you do if you find out
that your wife is spying on you?

For example with a private investigator.

I don't know what to do then.

I would have a heart-to-heart
talk with her.

Maybe that would clarify
a changing relationship.

Would you spy on him if he
might have a girlfriend?

No.

- Are you searching his pockets?
- No

We're married for 20 years without
such differences and won't have them.

Would you spy on him if he
might have a girlfriend?

Yes, I would.

What would you do if you find out
that your wife is spying on you?

For example with a
private investigator.

Confront her.

- Are you searching his pockets?
- Yes.

- Found something?
- Yes.

Have you thought why your husband
is cheating on you, if he does it?

- Why does a husband cheat on his wife?
- There must be a reason.

Maybe, we were married for 2 years. I
was pregnant. We were looking for it.

Mrs. Berndorf tells Brigitte that she had a
dangerous miscarriage in her third month.

From this day on she was afraid of
intimacy with her husband.

Maybe you can imagine this. It all settled
down, but it wasn't like it was before.

So easy.

I wouldn't be surprised
if he had a girlfriend.

What needs to be proved.

What would you say if you had the
feeling your husband is cheating on you?

If you wait night after night
knowing he isn't telling the truth.

You make life difficult for yourself.

I need to know who she is and how she is.
Please help me.

Why didn't you come to me today?
Why do we have to meet here?

Are you afraid she might find out?

Find out? What a stupid thing to say.

You should tell her the truth.

Or stop seeing me. I don't like cowards.

- How often did I tell you...
- Make up your mind. Now.

- Your wife or me?
- Do you feel sorry for her?

Yes, I always felt sorry for her.

You're betraying her and me.
Betrayed women are sisters.

- Make up your mind, Robert.
- Sybille, it's not so easy.

You just decided.

A lot of husbands can change
their feelings easily.

Women don't even suspect how
easily men forget their mistress.

I must tell you something.

Robert Berndorf's innocence was preserved
because of the decision of his mistress.

Like a lot of husbands it's easy
for him to go back to his wife.

Huh? I know this.

Listen...

Let me...

One minute later soccer
player Patzek was arrested

on the street because
of indecent behaviour.

Honey!

Here. For you.

- Are you married?
- Yes.

Are you faithful?

What can be said about the
faithfulness of men, yes I am.

What does this mean?

This means that an open
door may tempt a saint.

- Have you ever cheated?
- No.

- Have you ever been to a brothel?
- Yes, but before I got married.

- Do you have a cracker-barrel?
- Yes, I have.

What would you do if you find
out your wife has a lover?

I would confront her and find out why she
has a lover. This must be also my fault.

What would you do if you find
out your wife is spying on you?

With a private
investigator, for example?

I think that's a betrayal of confidence
and would lead to heavy marital crisis.

Do you think a man can live without
a woman for a longer time?

Yes, he can, if he loves his
wife and is happy with her.

You're at home? I thought you
were spying on husbands?

Firstly I'm not spying on husbands, and
secondly most of them do it at night.

- Shady bunch.
- You're not spying anymore?

- No.
- How about Berndorf?

- I don't know.
- Did he do it or not?

You primitive. It's not that easy.

- Usually both are guilty.
- Okay, Professor Freud.

What did I do wrong?

You, why you?

Why don't you tell me the truth?
I did something wrong.

Maybe you tell me what's going on.

You're a fucking hypocrite
or really stupid.

- I'm stupid.
- Okay, fine.

- Berndorf has a favorite pub.
- So what?

- You don't get it.
- No. Why?

It's only 10 minutes to
the brothel from there.

Hey, listen.

You can't stop asking questions?

This pays my rent.

What is it? Come. Hurry up! You're
not my only customer tonight.

I must earn the rent today.

What's that?

- Goodbye.
- You can't do it, jerk.

Lightning shall hit you while...

The confession of adultery.

Hot, isn't it?

The damned fucking.

Translated by Kiba.
Proofread by MrGrindhouse.