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- ♪
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Do you remember where
we were at this time,
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on this day 20 years ago?
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- Eww! Come on,
there's young ears around.
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- Why would you even have
that conversation around us?
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- We weren't doing that.
Your dad was proposing to me.
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- Dad, you proposed to Mom at
8:00 AM with sleep in her eye,
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looking a hot mess?
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Come on, Dad,
that's a rookie maneuver!
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- Your mom never
looks a hot mess.
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Look at her.
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Now, a lukewarm mess,
yeah, that's very often.
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I had planned on
proposing at dinner,
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but I was just too excited.
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- You must've really been
in love with Mom, huh, Dad?
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- Yeah, yeah, a long time ago.
I actually loved her.
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- That's so romantic.
- It was.
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Your daddy was so cute.
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- So what did you think?
Was it a good proposal?
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- Absolutely not.
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He, like, took the
ring out of the box and...
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"So what do you
think about that?"
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- I thought it was
real player like.
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- What woman wants their husband
talking about being a player?
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- After a guy spends a
lot of money on a ring,
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why are there rules on
how he should deliver it
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after he spent thousand...
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hundreds of dollars on it?
Ooh, shade.
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- Because some thought
should go into it.
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You have so much to
learn about women.
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- I thought you
was gonna be happy.
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I know you wanted to get married
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and it took every penny I had
to buy that ring.
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- Mm, yeah, we did have to
eat a lot of ramen noodles
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after you bought this ring.
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- Roughing it, baby.
Young and in love, mm!
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- Yeah, I'm never doing that.
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- How was the wedding, Mom?
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- Yeah, we went to the
justice of the peace.
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I didn't have a dress.
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There was no family
there, no friends.
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- We just had each other
and that's all we needed.
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- We were so broke,
our rehearsal dinner
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was hamburgers at Four Guys.
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- Dang, Dad, you couldn't
afford the extra guy?
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- I know. But now we can.
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[sighs]
And that's why...
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- Oh my god. Dad!
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- We're gonna do
it right this time.
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- What are you doing?
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- Leah Renee Washington?
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- Mm-hmm, that's me.
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- Will you marry me again?
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- What are you
talking about, boy?
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- I'm talking about us being
like Martin and Coretta.
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Renewing our vows.
What you say?
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- Oh, that's a great idea, baby!
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Like this time with a dress,
with family, friends.
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- Mm-hmm.
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And something a little
bit better than burgers.
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What do you say?
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- [squeals]
I do, I do, I do!
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Of course I do! Oh, baby!
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Okay, I'm going
to tell everybody.
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- Okay. Ask them if
they can help us pitch in.
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- LEAH: Okay!
- Put it all together.
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- So Dad, uh, when you were
saying you wanted to be more
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like Michael and Loretta,
who was that again?
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- I said Martin and Coretta.
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Martin Luther King
and his wife, Coretta?
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- Oh.
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- Boy, stop playing.
- Oh, he's not playing, Dad.
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You have so much to
teach your youngest son.
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- How you know I got other kids?
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- You do?
- Nah, nah, I'm just kidding.
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- All right, yeah, man,
I was just playing.
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I knew that, I knew that.
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- You know who Rosa
Parks is, right?
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- She the one who...
put the roses in the parks.
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- Harriet Tubman?
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- She invented the
hot tub, Dad, come on.
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- George Washington Carver?
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- George Washington Carver.
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What, George Washington
Carv--Carv--Carver, okay.
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He carved the--the statue...
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- Congratulations, Philip.
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You just earned yourself a
nice Black history class today.
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- ♪
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♪ No matter what
you do, I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if
we stay together ♪♪
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- ♪
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- Philip, what are you doing
surfing the internet when
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everybody's running around,
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preparing for tomorrow's
ceremony?
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- My dad's making me
read up on Black history.
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- That does not look
like Black history.
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It looks like a woman who's
suffering from hypothermia
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'cause she can't stop shaking.
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- It's called twerking.
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I honestly didn't
know where to start,
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so I'm watching a music video.
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- Black history began
the way human history began:
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Africa, for we are
the world's first people.
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We built great kingdoms
like Axum
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and amazing cities like
Timbuktu.
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- I never learned
that in school.
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- That is because they don't
want you to know about your
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powerful history.
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I'll have to leave you
to your research.
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I have to drive to the
florist to order some flowers.
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- You know you can just
order them online, right?
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- Oh yes, but online
you don't get to meet
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the person behind the counter.
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And you may never know,
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it could be an older woman
with an apple bottom
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with a thing for
sexy Black African men.
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- I like your style!
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- BOTH: [laughing]
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- We Black people,
we're a hopeful people.
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- Young man, I'm off to get
the cake, but I had to ask.
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Do you really not know
who Rosa Parks is?
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- I've heard the name.
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- But you must
remember the deeds,
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hers and those other heroes like
Tubman, and Truth, and Douglass,
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and DuBois, and Martin,
and Malcolm, and Medgar,
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and--and those countless other
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brothers and sisters
through time
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who fought for our
equality, our rights,
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and our humanity.
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Now...
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Where was I going?
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- To go pick up the cake.
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- Yes, I almost forgot.
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- Philip, darling.
I know you're studying,
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but I didn't want you to
forget about our entertainers.
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- Oh, like the
singers and comedians.
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- Yes, like the sports
stars, the dancers,
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the actors like Ossie Davis.
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You know, we were on
Broadway together.
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He starred in
"A Raisin in the Sun"
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and I starred in
"A Chitlin on the Moon."
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- That play was on Broadway?
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- Broadway adjacent.
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But anyway, in Black history
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there are more than performers
and creators.
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There are scientists and
inventors that found a way
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to shine in spite of those
that were hell bent on
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snuffing out their light.
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- Who wants to
snuff out our light?
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- Don't worry about it, darling,
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because our light is
so bright and fabulous
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that no one will
ever be able to put it out.
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Speaking of fabulous,
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I have to go and buy
my dress for tomorrow.
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- You have millions of
dresses in your closet.
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- Oh darling,
they're all couture.
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My mother told me...
- [Doorbell rings]
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- ...it would be a sin
to outshine the bride.
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- Yo!
- LINDOR: What's up, brah?
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So, I heard you've been
learning about Black history.
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- Yeah, and it's
cool and everything.
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Trust me, I appreciate and
respect the people that came
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before me and all the
things they did, but--
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- It feels like
ancient history, right?
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I feel you, bro.
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Like, as important as
Black history is to know,
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it just doesn't feel super
relevant for our generation,
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you know?
- Right.
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Like, like, like trust me,
I think it's dope that--
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that they built a huge empire
2,000 years ago--
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- But we're tired of being
followed around in a mall
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like we stole something
right now, today.
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- Exactly! Like, like,
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I don't want that soggy lasagna
from that janky food court.
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- Sounds like you wanna learn
about some modern Black history.
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- Yeah, no cap.
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- Okay, but I can
do you one better.
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We can make some modern-day
Black history right now.
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- How?
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- There's a rally
downtown, all right?
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We can show up
for our community
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and--and--and protest
police brutality.
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- Bet. Let's do it!
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Ah! Okay.
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[clears throat]
The cake is ordered.
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The flowers are taken care of.
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The food is set.
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And I got my dress.
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Mm-hmm.
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- [chuckles]
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- Instead of worrying about
whatever is in your phone,
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you should be worried about
the ceremony tomorrow, Jeremy.
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- Baby, I've been ready.
Come on, now. Stop it.
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- Okay, you weren't
ready 20 years ago.
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- I married you, didn't I?
- Finally.
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- Sorry, are we
interrupting anything?
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- Oh no, we was just--
we was talking.
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- Oh. Okay, you know what?
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We just wanted to stop by
to make sure everything is
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in order for the big day
tomorrow.
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- Slowly but surely.
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- All right.
- Oh, good.
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- You know what?
I also--I got my dress.
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And I just wanted
to thank you
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for making me
your maid of honor.
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I mean, you know what?
The honor is all mine.
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I'm so happy for you guys.
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- Thank you, Cora.
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- And I'm honored that y'all let
me be the main preacher at y'all
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little do-over wedding, yeah?
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Hey, tell me--tell me how
y'all want this to go down.
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Tell me what you want me to do.
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- Well, what are our options?
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- Okay, uh, let me see.
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I got the Prince package,
'cause I work in packages.
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- The Prince package?
- Oh!
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- What's the Prince package?
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- That's where I drive
in a little red Corvette
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wearing a raspberry beret
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and I let the doves go
and make 'em cry.
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- That sounds like a
PETA violation to me.
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- What else you got?
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- I got the Michael package.
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Yeah, the Michael package,
I come in in Billie Jeans
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and I do really, really
bad stuff
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until y'all get mad and
y'all just tell me, beat it.
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- All your packages
sound bad, Mr. Brown.
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- You wanna be
starting something?
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Hm? Hm?
- JEREMY: Mister Brown?
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You don't have,
like, a normal, simple,
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everyday ceremony
where, you know,
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you come in with the "Dearly
beloved" and then, you know,
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we exchange vows, woompty-woomp,
then, you may kiss the bride,
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push through, that's it?
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- You aren't playing.
- JEREMY: Keep it pushing.
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- Woompty-woomp,
keep it pushing?
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That's not something
you would say
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if you were into this, Jeremy.
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- What do you mean
if I was into this?
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This was my idea.
I'm the one that planned this.
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- It was your idea because
you messed up the first time
246
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,512
and I practically had
to drag you down the altar.
247
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:50,849
- Shut up, she had to drag you?
You didn't wanna be there?
248
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,684
- Mr. Brown, get out of
these people's business.
249
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,818
- --I do, Cora!
250
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,387
- No, that's okay, Mr. Brown.
251
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:58,790
The only reason we're together
is because I gave Mr. Jeremy,
252
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,825
like, a series of ultimatums.
253
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,527
- Really? Can you stop playing?
254
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,963
That is not what happened.
- Oh.
255
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,398
- That's not true.
You know that's not true.
256
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,466
- Oh please, you just
wanted to play around
257
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,834
with your little friends
258
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,003
and go to all the clubs
until I finally gave you
259
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,671
an ultimatum and told you
260
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,874
that either we were
going to be serious
261
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,743
or you can lose my number.
262
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,145
- So you were trying to tell me
263
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,881
Jeremy was a Santa Claus
in them streets?
264
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,616
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Ho, ho, ho!
265
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,151
- Mr. Brown!
You know what?
266
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,686
Hey, guys,
we're gonna leave.
267
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,155
- Nuh-uh, Cora, I'm
not gonna miss this.
268
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,256
I wanna see this.
269
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,358
Somebody gotta be a
witness, call the police.
270
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,094
- And then, after
we made it official,
271
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,897
he wanted to just
date for a few years,
272
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,332
talking about we'll--
"We'll see what happens."
273
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:45,136
- Nah, he didn't!
- Ha! Yes, he did.
274
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,172
Mm, so I said,
"Either we move in together
275
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,107
or I'mma move forward apart."
276
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,709
Ha, ha, ha!
- Man, amen!
277
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,912
- Just wait a minute.
Hold up, wait.
278
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,246
You mean to tell me
279
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,349
you took this sweet,
innocent little angel
280
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:02,954
and you made a sinner
out of her?
281
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,757
You know it said in the Word
that thou should not watcheth
282
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:09,761
the movie and just chill.
You should marry.
283
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,330
- And then I had to give him a
final ultimatum and told him
284
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,699
if he was gonna just
keep dragging his feet,
285
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,068
then I was done, done, done!
286
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,237
- D-U-N, son, done!
287
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,739
- You know what I'm done with?
- Oh, what you done with?
288
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,807
- This conversation.
289
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:23,875
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:24,876
- That's right?
- That's right.
291
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,311
- Mm!
- See look,
292
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,913
we've been married
for 20 years, all right?
293
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,648
We have two beautiful children.
294
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,283
- That's a lie.
295
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,052
- We have a wonderful
life together.
296
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,654
And you still
living in the past.
297
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,157
Stuff that you should've
been past by now.
298
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,894
I mean, or at least
a sane person would.
299
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,263
- Oh, and you don't never
play the crazy card with
300
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,464
a Black woman, you know that.
301
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,100
- He done played the
wrong card, playa.
302
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,937
- So you're saying a sane
person should be past this, huh?
303
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,740
Well, maybe we should be past
304
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,344
this whole renew our vows
ceremony.
305
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,513
- All right, whatever.
If that's what you wanna do.
306
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:02,981
- Oh, okay.
307
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,549
Mr. Brown, I've decided
what package we'll take.
308
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,417
- What's that?
309
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,853
- We're gonna take
the Empty package.
310
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:15,360
'Cause there will not
be a ceremony tomorrow.
311
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,494
- CORA: No, wait!
312
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:24,669
- You don't ever, ever
call a Black woman crazy.
313
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,970
You might as well
go take your dingus
314
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,239
and throw it in the
garbage disposal, boy.
315
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,343
- I didn't call her crazy.
316
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,145
- You don't even imply
nothing like that.
317
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,181
Man, I taught you
better than that!
318
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,448
- Lay it on me, playa.
319
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,651
- Okay, lesson number one.
Pay attention.
320
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,953
Before you get
ready to make out,
321
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,389
make sure they take their
dentures out, all right?
322
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,992
I'm serious, man.
- That is disgusting.
323
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,561
- VINNY: I know it is.
It happened to me, man.
324
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,630
I'm trying to tongue wrestle
with Flat Booty Trudy, man,
325
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,065
check this out.
326
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,800
Her dentures fell out
of her mouth into my mouth.
327
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,936
I almost--it's
unbelievable, man.
328
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,837
- Look, man, I didn't come here
329
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,806
to hear your tales
from the crypt, all right?
330
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,541
I'm here to know if
I was right about Leah
331
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:07,111
or she has a point
and I need to apologize.
332
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,413
- Okay, lesson number two.
333
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,914
Whenever you're having an
argument with your lady,
334
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,282
you need to ask yourself,
335
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,418
number one,
do you wanna be right,
336
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,221
or number two,
do you wanna be together?
337
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,822
- What do that even mean?
338
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,724
- You concentrating so hard to
win the fight and she's gonna
339
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:25,096
leave you, congratulations,
you done lost the war, dumbass.
340
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,332
- So you're saying I should
apologize, basically.
341
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,167
- Worked out for me
and Flat Booty Trudy.
342
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,668
She called me up
the other day, said,
343
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,937
"I'm sorry my dentures
fell out in your mouth."
344
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,239
I'm like, "What?"
345
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,708
"I'm sorry my dentures
fell out in your mouth."
346
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,910
And now I'm hooking up with
her gummy ass next Tuesday.
347
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,245
- Hello, Son, how was the march?
348
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,180
- It was straight fire.
349
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,148
I mean, thousands of people
came together
350
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,217
to peacefully protest
police brutality.
351
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,453
I mean, straight good vibes.
And then let me tell you--
352
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,587
- Hold up, Philip, okay.
353
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,422
You can tell your dad
about your march later on
354
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:56,361
'cause your dad has
a march he needs to attend.
355
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,295
- What march?
356
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,730
- You need to march
your ass upstairs
357
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,699
and apologize to your wife.
358
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,402
- [sighs] All right, man.
359
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,571
Hey, don't tell him those
stories about Big Booty Trudy,
360
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,906
all right?
361
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,942
- Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
362
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,380
We are gathered here today for
this most suspicious occasion,
363
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:20,652
to--to gather today
to join Jeremy...
364
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:21,853
what's your middle name?
365
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,321
- Delonte.
- Delonte.
366
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,124
Jeremy De--you don't have
no apostrophes in there?
367
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,292
- Just say it.
It don't--it don't matter.
368
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,793
You can't pronounce
an apostrophe.
369
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,194
Just say it.
- All right, all right.
370
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:35,033
Jeremy Delonte without
no apostrophes Washington.
371
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,134
We join him today with...
372
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,905
We join him today with...
373
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,141
Is she back there?
374
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,209
We join him today--my freestyle,
375
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,678
I don't have a
whole bunch of freestyle,
376
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,812
so I just don't make--
377
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,716
- Look everybody, uh...
378
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,184
- Excuse me.
379
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,352
- Leah's not here
yet, all right?
380
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,854
And...I just wanna
take this time
381
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,589
to let all my friends
and family know
382
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,958
that I appreciate y'all
383
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,895
and I've always loved
that woman.
384
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,898
- ATTENDEES: Aww!
385
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,533
- Yeah, yeah.
386
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,536
I know Leah still feels some
type of way because, you know,
387
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,604
I was a little laid back about
our relationship back then,
388
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,075
but that did not mean
I didn't love her.
389
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,810
I was laid back about
everything:
390
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,546
school, work, you name it.
391
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,682
I guess I was just a
little immature back then.
392
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,217
- A little immature?
393
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,553
Man, didn't y'all tell me he
put his tongue on a cold pole,
394
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,421
and they had to call the
fire truck to get him off?
395
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,025
- Okay, I was
extremely immature.
396
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,227
But the point is...
397
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,863
it may have took me some
nudging to put a ring on it.
398
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:42,300
But I thank God every
single day for bringing me
399
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,534
that strong Black woman
400
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,270
and getting me to
where I need to be.
401
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,142
- And you still have her.
402
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,578
- ATTENDEES: Aww!
403
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,547
- Where she belongs.
404
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,817
By your side.
405
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,752
- Baby.
406
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:07,392
You are the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
407
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,193
And that's including the kids.
408
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,465
If I can go back in time
and tell that teenager
409
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,468
in that roller rink
what I know today...
410
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,605
I'da proposed to you
right then and there.
411
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,777
- I'm sorry I'm late.
412
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,517
I thought a lot about our
conversation last night.
413
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:37,522
[sighs] And how slow we were to
get to the altar the first time.
414
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,759
- Mm-hmm.
- And then I realized
415
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:46,197
that it never matters
how you get there.
416
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,901
You can walk, you can drive,
you can take a train--
417
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,335
- Take an electric scooter.
418
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,137
I don't care how you get there.
419
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,007
Just get there if you can.
420
00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,311
- An electric scooter.
421
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,846
The how doesn't matter.
422
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:08,886
The only thing that matters
is that you get home.
423
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,322
And you're my home, Jeremy.
424
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,925
- ATTENDEES: Aww!
425
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:19,597
- Baby, you are my home.
426
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,799
Wait, you thought
about this last night?
427
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,802
- Uh-huh!
- Why you late?
428
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,606
- I overslept. [giggles]
429
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,143
- You got me talking to these
people I don't even like?
430
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,812
- MR. BROWN: That was cold.
That's cold.
431
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:40,751
- A woman with two kids, a job,
and a husband that snores
432
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,521
doesn't play when she gets
an opportunity to sleep in.
433
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,758
- Uh, uh, before y'all
put us both to sleep,
434
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,862
I gotta get this rented
tuxedo back in a few minutes.
435
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,597
Can y'all jump the
broom or sweep the mop,
436
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,533
or whatever y'all want,
just so we can get it done.
437
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,101
- Shoulda took it
back when you got it.
438
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,569
- BOTH: [laughing]
439
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,673
- You're looking
like a black fly.
440
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,308
- BOTH: [laughing]
441
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,578
- MR. BROWN: This is great?
This is great.
442
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,852
- Okay. [clears throat]
443
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:20,191
- Jumping the broom symbolizes
sweeping away the past.
444
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,260
Are you ready for our future?
445
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,262
- You know I am.
446
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,531
- On three?
- On three?
447
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,032
- On three?
- Okay.
448
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,467
- BOTH: One, two, three.
449
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,737
- [cheers and applause]
450
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,474
- I now give to you
Jeremy and Leah Washington!
451
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,909
- [cheers and applause]
452
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,579
- How does my booty
look in this dress?
453
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,447
- It look good. Now, you should
try and save some booty.
454
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,249
- I got plenty.
- You got that bad hip.
455
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,151
- It's the knees,
baby, it's the knees.
456
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,519
- Hey, guys!
457
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,520
- What you talkin' 'bout, boy?
458
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,222
What you doin' up so late?
459
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,957
- I'm making a "I
Can't Breathe" sign.
460
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,458
- Boy, go to bed.
461
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,960
The next Black Lives Matter
march ain't till next month.
462
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,728
- I know, but...
463
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,264
after everything I've learned,
I wanna do something today.
464
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,699
Like, today, right now.
465
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,302
- You can do something
today right now.
466
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,836
You can start working on
yourself to make yourself
467
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,505
a successful young man.
468
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,440
- Mm-hmm, get educated,
vote for candidates
469
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:13,077
that respect our community.
470
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,446
- Build a career and a family
of your own that shines as
471
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,515
an example of Black excellence.
472
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,617
- That's how you
can work every day
473
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,687
to make the changes
you wanna see.
474
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:26,290
- And we like what you
doin' for a change.
475
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,792
Proud of you, Son.
476
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:32,830
- But now...we have
to say goodnight.
477
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,499
- Wait, wait, wait, your
bedroom isn't that way.
478
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:39,537
- Uh, well, tonight it is,
'cause we staying at a hotel.
479
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,773
- Yeah, we didn't get to go on
our honeymoon the first time,
480
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,875
so we about to
make up for it, dawg!
481
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,410
- Woooo!
482
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,446
- Eww, man, that's gross!
483
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,182
I'mma protest what
y'all talk about right now.
484
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,049
- LEAH: Go to bed, boy!
485
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:53,884
- ♪
486
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:58,889
- ♪
487
00:20:58,939 --> 00:21:03,489
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