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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,680 Hope you enjoy. 2 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,320 What if Coleen changed her mind? 3 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,920 She's not going to change her mind. 4 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,640 I've just got this funny feeling in my gut. 5 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,560 You've been drinking out of the pond again. 6 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,880 I didn't drink out of the pond. 7 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,360 You pushed me in and I got some in my mouth. Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,600 Coleen will call. 9 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,200 I promise you, this time next year, we're going to be number one. 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,960 When, though? We can't just be clearing leftovers forever. 11 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,360 You say leftovers. 12 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,840 I say perks of the job. 13 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,080 Just chill. It'll all work out. 14 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,120 You're disgusting. 15 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,880 Hiya. Has he got oranges on his shirt? 16 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,600 Anything from Coleen yet? 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,720 Oh, I'm fine, thanks. 18 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,040 You look great, by the way. 19 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,920 Oh, thanks, Nate. You look great, too. 20 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,360 Yeah, all of that. 21 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,160 I'm just worried, that's all. Everyone needs to relax. 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,520 Just keep the faith. 23 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,400 Hey, we should do something later to take our minds off it. 24 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,240 And what did you have in mind, Mr Pop star? 25 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:31,000 Well, Mrs Social Media Manager, or should I call you MSMM for short? 26 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,200 No. 27 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,800 Oh, OK. Sorry. 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,560 Well, I was thinking, if you're free, 29 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,720 then maybe you can come back to mine. Yeah. 30 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,640 And you can help me out with that school geography project. 31 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,040 Geography project? We still have to do it. 32 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,320 You and I need a life outside of The Wonderland. 33 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:51,680 If that's even possible. Chloe, anything is possible. 34 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,840 Yeah. 35 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,200 Good one. 36 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,600 Smooth! 37 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,480 I'll be over after your shift. 38 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,760 Can't wait. 39 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,720 Spoiled my shirt. 40 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,720 Number one fan in the house! 41 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:07,240 Have you seen how well your latest video's done since I shared it? 42 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,120 Oh, let me get that for you. 43 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,760 What are you doing? I'm just trying to help. 44 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,640 You're welcome! 45 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,600 The tour collapsed. 46 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,000 Headlines are all, "Is it over for Girls Here First?" 47 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,360 My reputation is on the line and you're telling me to calm down! 48 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,760 I was just saying maybe the stadium tour was not... 49 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,040 You're blaming me? 50 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,560 I don't pay you to blame me, Fabio. 51 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,240 I pay you to agree with everything I say! 52 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,040 Yes, Sasha. Sorry, Sasha. 53 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,720 Out of my way! 54 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,320 Just another fun day in the music industry. 55 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,880 Sorry. Sorry. 56 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,000 Slam it. 57 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,080 I want that door slammed! 58 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,280 If you hadn't noticed, I am with child. 59 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,240 I don't need this stress. 60 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,520 It's bad enough my taste buds are all over the place! 61 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,680 Massage me. Yes, Sasha. 62 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,200 I blame these three. 63 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,560 How was it our fault? 64 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,120 We did everything you told us, as usual. 65 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,840 Guys, guys, it's my fault. 66 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,840 I got cursed by a witch in Clothing Junction. 67 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,840 Mary, you didn't get cursed by a witch. 68 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,120 WITCH CACKLES 69 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,440 Sorry, should probably change that. 70 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,200 You went into this tour with a negative attitude. 71 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,560 And now Mya's sadly no longer in the group, 72 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,160 there is a lot of work to do. 73 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,800 We've got to come up with a plan. 74 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,360 You are the queen of plans, Sasha. 75 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,400 Ssh! 76 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,000 Any questions? 77 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,240 Unless your questions have something to do with me being pregnant. 78 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,800 OK, girls, off you go. 79 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,080 Not you. 80 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,320 Coleen is up to something. 81 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,840 I just know it. 82 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,320 Find out what it is. 83 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,560 Do you need anything when I'm in town? 84 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,560 No, I'm, I'm all right, thanks. 85 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,440 Are you tidying up? 86 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,920 No. 87 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,600 Where's the vacuum cleaner? 88 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:58,920 Well, if you'd ever tidied up before, you'd know where that was. 89 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,200 Are you feeling OK? Which shirt? 90 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,880 This one's got more blue in it. 91 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,920 I think Chloe would prefer the other one. 92 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,200 What? Ohh. What?! 93 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,440 Nothing. 94 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,600 Now, you two be good while I'm gone. 95 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,920 Can't you take her with you? 96 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,400 I'm not a-a...handbag. 97 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,160 Have fun. Shirt? 98 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,400 The blue one. 99 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,200 But they're both blue. DOOR SHUTS 100 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,880 DOORBELL RINGS 101 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,880 Ooh, nice shirt slash bod. 102 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,000 Molly, your friend's here. Hey. 103 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,520 FYI, me and Chloe have stuff to do, so keep it down. 104 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,520 Chloe's coming over, is she? 105 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,080 Oh, I had no idea. You won't even know we're here. 106 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,840 New T-shirt? Made it myself. 107 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,200 It's got real hair, you know. I can make you one. 108 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,280 That's not Nate's actual hair, is it? 109 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,320 Not all of it. 110 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,360 Why do they need a management contract, anyway? 111 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,160 What's Coleen got that I haven't? 112 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,240 Um...loads of music industry contacts? 113 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,880 Ten Grammy Awards, loads of experience. 114 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,440 Whole team of people all around her. All right. All right. 115 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,600 I mean apart from all that. 116 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,480 Well, I'm glad you asked this, actually, 117 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,440 cos I've made some notes, there are loads. So... 118 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,080 Who's up for a hot wing challenge? 119 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:42,160 You've got to eat six of Dan's devil wings in under an hour to win. 120 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,280 That's it? Six in an hour? 121 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,920 Easy. Are you sure? They're pretty hot. 122 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,200 Come on, AJ, this is just what you need. Is it? 123 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,480 Yes! 124 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,840 Dan, count me in. 125 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,160 What's the prize? 126 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,720 More chicken wings. 127 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,400 BOTH: Genius. 128 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:02,200 Yeah. Well, sign us up. I know for sure who's going to be my wingman. 129 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,720 Good one, love. Thank you. 130 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,160 Nice, Mum. Thank you very much. 131 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,680 Hold on, we're eating stupidly hot chicken wings, as fast as we can, 132 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,600 to win more stupidly hot chicken wings? 133 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,600 That's stupid. 134 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,200 You chicken wing, er... 135 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,800 ..chicken wing... 136 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,600 ..er... 137 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,680 ..wuss. 138 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,520 Chicken. 139 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,800 What? 140 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,160 Chicken. 141 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,640 If you're going to insult me, 142 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,720 "chicken wing chicken" is what you're after. 143 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,640 That's pretty good, actually. 144 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,920 Make a note of that. 145 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,560 We cannot let those two get together properly. 146 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,920 Why this time? 147 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,600 Because he's in the greatest band on the face of the planet 148 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,880 and she's just some random girl. 149 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,040 Bit harsh. 150 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,000 If they get together, it could ruin everything for The Wonderland. 151 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,040 As long as I don't see them kissing, I don't really care. 152 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,880 Well, what if they split up? 153 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,040 Do you really want Nate moping around the house 24/7? 154 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:12,840 Grumpy, angry and shouting at you all day? 155 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,000 I guess, when you put it like that... Right! 156 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,920 We need to do something, cos I've seen the way 157 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,360 that those two look at each other. All like this. 158 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,360 Urgh! So gross. 159 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,840 It's unclean, unclean. 160 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,000 Ready, boys? 161 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,240 BOTH: Coming! 162 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,760 I thought I smelt curry. 163 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,040 HE SNIFFS Urgh! 164 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,200 Mmm. Ah! Mmm... 165 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,200 Extra chilli on mine, please, Mum. 166 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,240 Give. 167 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,280 This looks lovely. 168 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,080 What? I can handle it. 169 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,600 You're so going to lose. 170 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,840 Yum-yum. Yum-yum. 171 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,080 Lovely, lovely, cool curry, Mum. 172 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,160 Good. What is in this, Meg? 173 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,640 Well, I went to buy some courgettes today. Lovely. 174 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,160 And then accidentally got gherkins. 175 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,720 HE BREATHES RAGGEDLY 176 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:26,760 Argh! 177 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,880 You're going to melt your colon, you idiot. 178 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,720 PHONE RINGS 179 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,000 It's her, it's colon. 180 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,240 I mean, um, er...Coleen. 181 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,680 What should I do? Answer it! 182 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,200 Oh, hi, colon. 183 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,840 I mean, Coleen! 184 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,400 No, this is AJ, manager of The Wonderland. 185 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,680 Yeah. 186 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,320 Oh, got you. 187 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,760 Right. 188 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,640 They'll be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 189 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,160 No, no, no. Thank you, Coleen. 190 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,200 Yeah. OK, ciao. 191 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,200 ALL: Well? 192 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,360 Oh, she said she wants to meet you tonight. 193 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,640 Yes! This is it. 194 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,880 I'll text Nate. 195 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,160 HIS STOMACH GURGLES 196 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,040 Are you not having any more, darling? 197 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,160 I don't want to peak too early. 198 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,240 And this is the new living room. Cool. 199 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,280 PHONE CHIMES 200 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,440 PHONE CHIMES 201 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,840 Is it going to be doing that all afternoon? 202 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,240 Now it's off. 203 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,960 Mine too. 204 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,440 Just the two of us. 205 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:41,160 Today is all about you, me and some papier mache. 206 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,240 Yeah. 207 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,800 These are the sand dunes. 208 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,320 These are the cliffs and the blue's the sea. 209 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:51,400 So, that's the coastal erosion project done. 210 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,560 Shall we talk about what happened at the prom? 211 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,520 The prom? Yeah. 212 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,200 When you and I... Yeah. 213 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,880 When we almost... 214 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,520 When we almost... 215 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,880 LOUD MUSIC STARTS UPSTAIRS 216 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,160 Molly! 217 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,640 Rude much? 218 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,880 Turn it down. We were listening to that. 219 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,560 Yeah, well, me and Chloe are trying to do... 220 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,920 ..our homework. 221 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,880 Is it a project on kissing? 222 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,160 No more dancing and no more loud music. 223 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,880 Slamming doors is fine, though, yeah? 224 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,360 MUSIC STARTS AGAIN 225 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,880 PHONE RINGS 226 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,040 Hello. Problem, Miss James? 227 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,200 I'm not really happy with some of the terms of this deal. 228 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,920 I'll grab a highlighter. 229 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,720 I want to present The Wonderland with an attractive offer 230 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,480 when I meet with them later. 231 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,360 In my experience, most artists need to feel... 232 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,040 Ah, stapler! 233 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,400 There it is. 234 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,240 Thank you, Coleen. 235 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,960 Emergency! Emergency! 236 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,520 Emergency! Sasha! 237 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,920 Sasha, there is an emergency! 238 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,920 Calm down. 239 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,400 What's happened? 240 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,440 HE PANTS 241 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,920 I was spying on Coleen, just like you told me to. 242 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,040 And?! 243 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:59,720 First, you have to promise not to throw anything at me. 244 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,040 Just tell me. 245 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,280 Today is the day Coleen is going to offer The Wonderland 246 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,920 a management deal. 247 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,160 Argh! 248 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,960 Just so annoying. 249 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,280 It's fine. I can't wait to live on my own. 250 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,160 Write songs, play my guitar all day, follow my dream. 251 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,160 And hang out with you. 252 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,840 Sounds good. In that order or...? 253 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,600 I just wanted today to be about us. 254 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,120 It could be our last chance if this management deal happens. 255 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,600 What do you mean? 256 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,360 SCREAMING UPSTAIRS 257 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,800 Seriously?! 258 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,680 SCREAMING CONTINUES 259 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,640 What now?! 260 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,560 There was a spider! It was huge, like an elephant. 261 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,720 But all hairy. 262 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,240 So more like a massive woolly mammoth. 263 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,440 Really? 264 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,480 And where is this massive woolly mammoth? 265 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,840 It went under the bed. 266 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,320 Well, I can't see anything. 267 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,960 Must have gone back to dinosaur times, bye. 268 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,240 Er, what if it comes back? 269 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,240 What if it tries to eat us? 270 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,920 What if it never existed? 271 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,920 We should probably stop now. 272 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:22,240 The plan was to avoid angry, grumpy, moody Nate who hates me 24/7. 273 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,240 Think of the bigger picture, Molly. 274 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,400 Right. 275 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,720 What's next? 276 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,720 Why does he never check his phone? It's so annoying. Who does that? 277 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,560 Try Chloe. I did, nothing. 278 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,320 I'm sure he'll be here as soon as he can. 279 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,920 They're probably just snogging. 280 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,800 HIS STOMACH GURGLES Oh, sorry, have I set something off? 281 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,480 I think so. 282 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,960 If that's what Mum's curry's done, 283 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,600 imagine what Dan's hot wings are going to do. 284 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,640 Don't fret, you're going down big time. 285 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,320 I'm more worried about you being a hot, sweaty, farting mess 286 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,640 before we see Coleen. 287 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,440 It's not too late to back out, bro. 288 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,520 Here are our hot wing challengers! 289 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,440 CHEERING 290 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,880 Harry and Oakley from The Wonderland! 291 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,560 Now it's too late. 292 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,680 And their mum and dad! Woo! Yay! 293 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,320 Six wings in one hour. 294 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,000 All against all! 295 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,400 And remember - if any of you drink 296 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,640 this delicious cold milk, 297 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,360 you will be disqualified! 298 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,920 Let's bring it on! 299 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,240 Everybody ready? 300 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,440 I'll get the wings. Dan! 301 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,720 Do you need a hand? 302 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,480 Oh, OK, cheers, Oakley. 303 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,080 Are you sure about this, mate? 304 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,120 These are the hottest wings on Earth, 305 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,640 estimated at six million on the Scoville scale. 306 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,320 I can handle six little wings. 307 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,720 Just want you to be certain. 308 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,480 FAINTLY: Six wings, hour on the clock. 309 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,520 Last person standing... 310 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,560 Oh! 311 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,600 Er... 312 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,200 FAINT CHATTER FROM DAN 313 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,840 FAINTLY: Everybody ready? 314 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,200 Elena obviously doesn't want us getting together. 315 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,120 Well, I'm not going to let her in the way of us or the band. 316 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,920 You do know all those songs I wrote were about you, don't you? 317 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,360 All of them? 318 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,960 Except the one about ninjas. 319 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,600 Yeah, not your finest work. 320 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,280 I've been writing a lot more songs since prom, you know. 321 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,600 Er, just a warning! 322 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,920 If you're about to pull out your guitar and play me a song, 323 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,320 I'm probably going to puke. 324 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,360 Play you a song! 325 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,480 No way. 326 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,120 How cheesy do you think I am? Well... 327 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,720 Yeah, yeah, don't. Cheddar. 328 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,080 Oh. Yeah. 329 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:49,240 Well, the point is, I definitely did not plan on doing that. 330 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,120 Good. No, no planning. Yeah. 331 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,000 No. 332 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,720 Good. Cool. 333 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,480 Cool. Great. 334 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,600 QUIETLY: Awesome. 335 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,040 CLATTERING AND BANGING 336 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,360 Just ignore it. Yeah, yeah, ignore it. 337 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,400 Yeah. Yeah. Right. 338 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,560 CLATTERING AND BANGING 339 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,720 I'm sorry! 340 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,840 Molly! 341 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,040 What's going on now? 342 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,280 Molly said I could get a drink, 343 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,720 but I couldn't find a glass, so can I drink out of this? 344 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,320 Whatever. 345 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,040 Nate! 346 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,560 There was someone in your garden! 347 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,160 Was it a giant, mad-looking spider? 348 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,320 Nobody ever believes me. 349 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,920 They all think I'm just some big drama queen. 350 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,320 My mum. 351 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,080 My dad. 352 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,760 Now you! Right, enough. 353 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,840 I'll check. 354 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,280 Oh, look, there's nobody out here. 355 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,720 What a non-surprise. 356 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,040 Wait! 357 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,120 What are you doing? 358 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,400 This is for the good of The Wonderland, Nate. 359 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,760 Wait! Open the door! 360 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,680 Elena! Elena, wait! 361 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,800 Elena! 362 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,560 Ooh, are those ones for me? 363 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,920 No! No. 364 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,320 These are for Harry. But they're the same for everyone, aren't they? 365 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,760 Yeah, but... 366 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,160 No. No, no. 367 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,560 Mum, these are for Harry. 368 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,160 Mum, honestly, these are for Harry. 369 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,720 Mum. Give me the wings. Mum, these are... Harry's got his. Mum. 370 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,880 Do as you're told. 371 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,120 Everybody ready? 372 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,680 So, we have six wings... 373 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,160 ..an hour on the clock. 374 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,880 All against all 375 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,240 Last person standing. 376 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,080 Winner takes all. 377 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,200 OK? 378 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,360 And if you drink the milk or a dairy alternative... 379 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,320 OK. Your position in the game will be... I need you to look over there. 380 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,360 ..exterminated! Woo! 381 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,440 Can I have an hour on the clock, please, 382 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,080 Mr Chicken Meat? Oh, cool. 383 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,560 One hour. There it is. 384 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,400 On the count of three... 385 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,680 ..two... 386 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,160 ..one! Wait! 387 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,320 Eat! 388 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,960 CHEERING 389 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,680 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 390 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,880 Ho-ho-ho! 391 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,640 Oh, that's hot. 392 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,880 Oh! 393 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,360 HIGH-PITCHED: Man, that's so hot! 394 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,600 Oh! Ooh! 395 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,200 DAN SQUAWKS 396 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,400 Oh, my eyes! Oh, my days, 397 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,320 that's so hot. That is so hot! 398 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,400 Wow! 399 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,720 Ah, my eyes! I can't see! 400 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,160 DAN SQUAWKING 401 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,840 Oh, oh! 402 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,920 AJ SOBS 403 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,960 I can't take any more! 404 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,680 DAN SQUAWKING 405 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,560 Oh! He's out of here! 406 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,880 CHEERING 407 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,720 So hot! 408 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,000 AJ PANTS AND GROANS 409 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,240 Oh, she's out of here! 410 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,680 CHEERING Meg...I've got a confession. 411 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,240 I don't like your curries. 412 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,920 Me either. 413 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,400 DAN: We're down to our last two! 414 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,520 CHEERING 415 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,360 You could quit now, bro. 416 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,560 SLURRED SPEECH: No, I won't quit. 417 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,120 HE MOUTHS 418 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 419 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,600 PHONE CHIMES 420 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,200 PHONE CHIMES 421 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,040 Elena! Where's Nate? 422 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,120 And...why are you drinking out of a saucepan? 423 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,280 She's locked me out! 424 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,400 Oh! Elena, open the door! 425 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,360 Elena, let him in! This gone far enough! 426 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,680 If I give you the key, then you'll get together with Nate 427 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,640 and it'll break up the band. 428 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,160 And we all know that Nate can't focus on both things at once. 429 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,760 But Harry's text! 430 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,560 He needs to get to The Palais. It's about the band! 431 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,040 Elena, do it now! 432 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,720 Er... Er... 433 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,680 Don't! 434 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,840 WASTE DISPOSAL GRIND AND WHIRS 435 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,640 Er... 436 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,080 I'm sorry. 437 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,720 Oh... 438 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,040 I-I'm so sorry. 439 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,160 I don't know what came over me. 440 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,280 Nate, you need to get to The Palais, Coleen's on her way. 441 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,720 She is? 442 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,040 I need to go! 443 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,360 I just really love The Wonderland. 444 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,720 And I want Nate to be happy. 445 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,200 What if you break his heart? 446 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,920 Look, whatever happens between me and Nate, 447 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,000 it'll never affect the band. 448 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,840 I need to tell Nate exactly how I feel. 449 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,440 Like...right now! 450 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,040 CROWD: Chicken wings! Chicken wings! Chicken wings! 451 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,760 Five, four, three, two... 452 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,440 ..one! Woo! 453 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,600 Three minutes remaining! 454 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,000 DAN CROWS 455 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,400 Chicken wings! Chicken wings! 456 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,600 Chicken wings! Chicken wings! 457 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,600 OAKLEY MUMBLES UNDER HIS BREATH 458 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,640 This is stupid. I quit. 459 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,680 Huh? 460 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,600 DAN SQUAWKS 461 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,120 Oakley is the winner! 462 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,880 CHEERING 463 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,760 Would you like me to come back another time? 464 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,240 Oh, hi, colon. 465 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,360 No, please wait! 466 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,760 Where's Nate? 467 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,320 PANTING: Hi, Coleen. 468 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,640 Where have you been? 469 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,480 Just been... You know...? 470 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,760 And here's your prize, more chicken wings! 471 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,200 SLURRED SPEECH: Awethome. Nithe one, Dan! 472 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,680 Seriously? 473 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,400 You're an animal. What? 474 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,160 It'th fwee foob. 475 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,280 So you're not offering them a management contract yet? 476 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,800 Whoa! 477 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,400 Bit mean, isn't it? 478 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,040 Well, I just want to see them play one last time 479 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,280 before I make a final decision. 480 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,240 Hm, OK. 481 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,880 Oh, so basically this single performance... 482 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,960 ..could actually shape the rest of your entire lives. 483 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,480 Oh, boys, I hope you don't mess this up! 484 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,720 Yeah, thanks, Mum. 485 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,240 Guys, we got this. 486 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,480 This time next year we'll... 487 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,040 SLURRED SPEECH: We'll be number one. 488 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,520 Mate, are you up to this? 489 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,160 Thtill tho thore. 490 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,080 30 seconds, boys. 491 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,440 Nate! Hey, you made it. We're just about to... Look, 492 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,880 there's still something that I want to say and I need to say it now. 493 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,040 Can't it wait? 494 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,080 We're literally about to perform for Coleen, 495 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,240 and if she likes us, she's going to sign us, so... 496 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,120 She'll love you. 497 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,800 If there's something on your mind, then... No, I'm fine. 498 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,280 You get that deal. 499 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,880 You're the best. 500 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,560 Nate, come on. 501 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,760 That's me. 502 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,960 If Coleen signs The Wonderland, 503 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,120 I'm going to take that as a declaration of war. 504 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,760 I won't take it lying down. 505 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,520 I think it's best that you do, your ankles are so swollen. 506 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,640 I'm going to show her I mean business. 507 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,760 I'm going to take Girls Here First to the top 508 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,160 and I'm going to destroy The Wonderland! 509 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,360 Good evening, guys. I hope you're all having a great time. 510 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,360 Um, we've been working on a lot of new songs recently, 511 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,880 and this one is called Only One. 512 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,080 I hope you like it. 513 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 514 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,640 # I got this energy I feel it in my skin 515 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,000 # I want to tell you I don't want to hold it in 516 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,360 # It's burning 517 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,120 # Oh, it's burning 518 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,400 # I got some things I want to say right to your face 519 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,800 # But just one look from you and everything goes blank 520 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,880 # I'm speechless 521 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,920 # You're my weakness 522 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,520 # Oh, no, darling 523 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,240 # Look what you've gone and started in me 524 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,040 # In me 525 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,520 # Oh, oh, baby 526 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,840 # You know you drive me crazy 527 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,880 # Oh, please 528 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,960 # Don't leave 529 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,600 # Cos you're the only one that I want 530 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,400 # You're the only thing that I need 531 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,840 # Got me coming over 532 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,320 # And I swear 533 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,680 # You're making it so hard to breathe 534 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,640 # And now you got me feeling so hot 535 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,920 # With all the things you're doing to me 536 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,480 # Came out of the blue and you stole my heart 537 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,680 # Oh, please don't give it back to me 538 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,800 # Cos you're the only one that I want 539 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,600 # Oh, oh, oh, oh 540 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,800 # Cos you're the only one that I want 541 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,880 # Oh, oh, oh, oh 542 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,920 # Cos you're the only one that I want 543 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,360 # I'm always thinking of the words I could have said 544 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,640 # But I'm too busy being stuck inside my head 545 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,800 # I'm learning 546 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,880 # Oh, I'm learning 547 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,880 # Sometimes I think about taking you by the hand 548 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,280 # Just to show you I don't think you understand 549 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,400 # You're perfect 550 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,600 # You're so perfect 551 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,360 # Cos you're the only one that I want 552 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,000 # You're the only thing that I need 553 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,520 # Got me coming over and I swear 554 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,920 # You're making it so hard to breathe 555 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,840 # And now you got me feeling so hot 556 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,880 # With all the things you're doing to me 557 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,000 # To me, girl 558 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,960 # Came out of the blue and you stole my heart 559 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,720 # Stole my heart Could you give it back to me 560 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,080 # Cos you're the only one that I want 561 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,280 # Oh, oh, oh, oh 562 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,240 # Cos you're the only one that I want 563 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,200 # Oh, oh, oh, oh 564 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,200 # Cos you're the only one that I want. # 565 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 566 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,240 Well played, boys, I'll be in touch. 567 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,320 Yes! 568 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,880 Wahey! Well done, boys! 569 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,800 Aha! Well done! That was amazing! 570 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,400 LAUGHTER Oh! 571 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,520 Where's Oakley? 572 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,080 What? It's free! 38861