All language subtitles for 1Drei SchwedinCaptain RHnen in Oberbayern (1977)EN-en

To all ex-soldiers, annoying
and tiresome.

who served in the coflicto
armed in the desert

and the unfortunate civilians
who had to endure them

This movie is dedicated to them.

In the desert, before
the conflict will begin.

Monsieur, madame,
Peace be with you.

Likewise, Mr. Emad. I hope not
Serve chicken again.

Last night I could not sleep
until after three.

"Salami alley can"

It sounds beautiful.

What does it mean?

That the peace of the desert is with you

The only place where
There is peace in this moment.

You're going to go for my shawl or
I have to die frozen?

- He's in the hall.
- Of course dear.

Here in the heart of the desert,
Peace is eternal.

Absolutely. It's so calm that my
husband can not sleep.

Take pills to sleep.

- I get it.
-But I love the desert, Mr. Emad.

It's like you, Madame.

The great beauties
they remain hidden ...

... except for those who know where to look for them

- It sounds fascinating.
- Yes, that's right.

I hope to be able to
Reveal those beauties, Madame.

Maybe tonight.

When the gentle breeze shakes
the palm trees of the oasis.

And the Lord has taken
his pills to sleep.

Perhaps.

I can not find it
Nowhere, dear.

Your shawl, Madame.

Yasmin, are you crazy?

How do you dare?
Courting it in my own noses.

You are jealous.
I did not know you were here.

-I was not courting her.
-Liar.

I heard you make an appointment with that woman.

'' When the gentle breeze
shake the palm trees

I will shake you up to kill you.

Yasmin, she's a millionaire American.
And her husband takes pills.

The last time was a Danish
and her husband took liquor.

I've had enough.

Ma ana, mam and me
We go back to Cairo.

Yasmin, you can not leave me now,
you will break my heart.

If Mam leaves,
I'm left without a cashier.

Yasm n, I do this for you.

For t .

When the season is over,
we will be husband and wife.

The Sahara Hotel
will belong as much as to me ..

So you have to be lovely with
the guests, and sacrifice yourself like me.

It's my job.

You love your work, is not it?

Yes.

Do not.

Emad, my lord.

The woman is like the rose,
it blooms with age.

Flatterer.

It will demand a satisfaction
For this.

There is no satisfaction
nowhere.

- What happened?
- A catastrophe.

Dead.

- Who is dead?
-Quiz all of us.

Tall, tall, tall.
It's terrible.

So why not
Do you get a band?

Ladies and gentlemen,
I have terrible news.

The Italians have
entered the War.

I have to phone
to Chicago, right now.

It is impossible. I called the border,
the line is cut.

We must evacuate
the hotel immediately.

The Italian Navy is
advancing towards the Hotel Sahara.

I should have stayed in
America, as the man said.

But, my dear, it was your idea.

Tip.

- Are all the luggage on board?
- Tip.

Baggage on board.

I repeat that you must pay the bills.

And I repeat that I do not have money.
Send them to the cooks.

F?tima, this is not a moment
to talk about money.

I pay the whole world,
but nobody pays me.

I have to pay the waiters,
to the servants, and now to the dancers.

I resigned from vaudeville to
dance on this sandbar.

Or you complete the contract
or complain to the union.

? Syndicate?

Mom, ask him
this hypop?tamo.

And hopefully you get choked.

Where is Yasmin?
Yasmin?

It will take a moment,
is packing.

The last bus is leaving.

Quick, or soon we will be beheaded.

Could I have a cup of coffee, Mam?

Why have not you changed?
The bus is leaving.

No, no, Emad.
We must stay here.

Are you crazy? We will be killed
while we sleep.

I do not think I'm going to be killed.

Yasmin is right ...

You may be killed, Emad,

but I do not
and with certainty, neither Yasmin.

They are both crazy.

I have known soldiers. They are men
simple, with simple tastes.

I'm staying too.

But they will steal, burn
and they will explode everything.

Exactly for that reason
is that we should stay.

To stop them
and save the hotel.

How can we get married some day
If we run and we lose everything?

It is common sense.
Think

You have a head
over the shoulders.

Yes, and I want
let it stay there.

Please, Yasmin,
we must leave here.

Too late, Mr. Emad,
He has lost the bus.

What?

Hold this.

- Mam ?
- S ?

Take the silver.
And give me a tablecloth.

Yes.

Hide your jewels

Soldiers only think of three things:
bot n, liquor and love.

We will bury the silver,
We will close the cellar, and ...

Why the hell did he hear you?

Because you love me.

And I love you.
And we have to think about the future.

Yasmin, I do not think
in nothing more than in you.

The chicken.

The soldiers are worse
than the lobsters. They devour everything.

Yusef, put the chickens in the cellar
before those bandits arrive.

Come here, little one,
or I'll twist your neck.

Do not say those things.

Quick, there's no time.
Everyone to the room.

We must remain calm.

Now it does not matter what it looks like, Mam .
Just prepare the menu.

The dish of the day is spaghetti.
Yusef?

Quick, go to the ceiling with this.

This is no time for goats.

I can not leave the poor
Suleiman outside. They will eat it.

It sucks, I tell you to leave.

They are coming.

There is no reason to be alarmed.

We must remain calm.

Mam , the flags.

At the entrance.

Walk in the building.

They are here ...

There is nothing to fear.

Everything we have to do
is to keep our heads.

To the terrace.

Quick, see who can.

- Watch that window.
- Yes, Captain.

Yasmin, where are you?

Stay here.

In charge.
Get out immediately.

Require the building.

Peace.

Are you the owner?

I only speak in Arabic,
English and French.

- Are you the owner?
- Yes, General.

Capit.
Alberto de Nobili.

Who is at the hotel?

The staff.

You can lower your hands.

From now on, everyone here
they are subject to military law.

Any communication with the enemy
will be punished with death.

No need to be alarmed, dear.

And who is she?

Esa?

Miss Yasmin Pallas,
my fiancee.

Let's get married.

This is your mother.

Yasmin
What a beautiful flower.

You are as beautiful as
the flower itself, senorita.

Is the Captain thirsty?

Maybe he likes Cinzano.

If you do not mind accompanying me.

Yusef
Butler.

To serve you, Captain, my lord.

Yes. He is the last one.

The Captain may want to stay
Have lunch, before continuing your trip?

There's spaghetti bolo esa ...

- Magnificent
- Do you like it?

Then I will prepare them myself, with ...
the thing...

- And with...
- Yes. It is a matter of taste.

I'm sorry, but the Captain must
Use your own cutlery.

Those thieving waiters were robbed
all the money when they fled.

Patron, a good soldier
is ready for everything.

Francesco!

S , Mr. Capit?

This is my ordinance.
Show him my room.

Thank you.

Patron, I have instructions to requisition
the hotel and evacuate the occupants.

But, sometimes the duties of war
they are tempered by clemency.

You and your lovely staff can
continue with your daily tasks ...

... until we close this
Campa�a with a gold brooch.

- Health.
- Health.

There is one more thing.

I like to take my
coffee with fresh milk.

That will be impossible.

Patron, for a good soldier,
nothing is impossible.

Giuseppe.
I have brought my own supply.

This is Marietta.

Let's hurry, dear ship

Santa Luc a .... Santa Luc a.

On the sea shines ...

... the silver star

Calms are the waves,

And I hope the wind

On the sea shines ...

... the silver star

Calms are the waves,

And I hope the wind

Let's hurry, dear ship

Santa Luc a .... Santa Luc a.

My onions

We're going in a hurry ...

... dear ship

Thanks for the class
of swimming, Capit�n.

It's a pleasure to teach you, little lady.

Everything is a matter of perseverance.

Not always, Captain.

Call me Alberto.

Alberto

Where does that song come from?

Because everything goes wonderfully.

Too wonderful. I do not want
see you flirting with that turkey.

You will wear a veil.

What have you been doing?

- He's been teaching me to swim.
- But you swim like a fish.

- It's lucky that it is so.
-What do you mean?

Because he seems dead in the water.

I forbid you to see it.

But I'm doing it for you.

- Why me?
- To save the hotel.

We all have to sacrifice ourselves.

I have a clear conscience.

Your conscience is too naive.
Believe everything you say.

So you're sacrificing yourself too?

Oh, it's not any trouble, Emad.

Do not behave
like a fool.

Why do you think
the hotel is not in ruins?

Why are you thinking
so nice and friendly?

I do not want to think.
I do not dare to think.

All I know is that they eat
my food, and they pay nothing.

They drink my drinks
and they pay nothing.

All the holy day are behind you.

I'm going crazy.

Do not do it, Emad.

I can not stand
See you so unhappy.

You know you're the only one I love.

You have to trust me.

I'm sorry, Yasmin.

My children
My children

You have to be patient.
It can not last forever.

When the war is over,
They will all go home.

And the guests will return.

Danish and Dutch
with crowns and florins.

Americans with dollars,

and English with pounds
and smart cars.

Oh The civilization.

- What's up, sir?
-The border post has been demolished.

Let's look inside.

Mavis could use a break.

Try to stop that backfiring.
It sounds like a cannon.

I can not.
It has a leak and it is overheated.

- Preparo t , sir?
- Yes, prepare the food.

-What is there for lunch?
-As if we did not know it.

Beef stew
and vegetables.

And what are you waiting for?
Cornings and caviar?

Slow with water
A quarter of a pint per man.

Only a quarter? And I thought
give me a bath and a shave.

Stinks,
Is not that so?

The problem with you, Binns,
is that you have nothing of imagination.

Why do we never have
beans and bacon?

Because there are no beans
No bacon.

Go up to that blue
and open your eyes wide.

Remember that we
We found in enemy country.

Well, where the hell are we?

I would say that we are close to ...

... somewhere ... there.

It is better that you
enlighten, Puffin, boy

Tomorrow
we will be without water.

It smells like a fixative. The Air Force
Have you been here, sir?

No, only one of his
feathered friends.

The table is served, sir.

All right. We will take a little
of cheese to accompany, Binns.

- There's no cheese, sir.
- How can there be no cheese?

Binns, to his catering
It takes a magical touch.

The variety is salt
of life, Binns.

Take it into account, do you want?

'' We'll have some cheese, Binns. ''
Yes, sir.

Immediately, sir.

Is it the army shop and the navy?

Major Randall and Mr. Cheyne

they would like a good gorgonzola,
Send it immediately.

Make it a cool one, do you want?

Hello, with whom do I speak?

With 240162, sir.
Soldier Binns. Who are you?

I?

Wrong number

What?
Mr.

- What happens?
- Someone answered.

- I answered what?
- The phone.

Was it for me?

All right, Binns, eat something.
You have had a difficult day.

- But, sir ...
-Better stay in the shade.

I heard it clear as water, sir.

He says "hello" and then says:
"wrong number" and hang up.

It would be better if you calm down.

Not even Edison could
make that equipment work

You know what your problem is, Binns.
It is the diet.

But it's true, sir.

I put some wires in a hole,
I turned the crank, and then I heard a voice.

Very good, Joan of Arc.
Do not complicate your pretty little head.

Your dinner cools.

Yasmin Yasmin

Oh, very beautiful. Very pretty.
He is a great artist, Captain.

- You think so?
- I'm convinced of that.

But if you allow me
make a suggestion

- The English are here.
- What?

Yes, I do not know where.
Somewhere around here.

They telephoned

?As?, Capit?

They asked for cheese.

Emad, go to bed and rest.
It will bring you some chamomile tea.

I do not want any of chamomile tea

- I want these idiots out of here.
- That's impossible.

See! let me see the effect.

Ah, it has, Captain.

If they are here,
They are going to face and destroy everything.

- You must get rid of them.
- How?

I do not know.

Thank you, Mr. Emad.
That's fine.

Mr. Capiton,
He has been here a long time.

And it has been very nice.

Mr., this hotel is not good for you.

It is not a fortress.
It will not help you win the war

Why do not you leave and leave us alone?

Emad, what are you saying?

My dear friend, strategically
Your hotel does not matter.

But the armies are like
dogs, that fight for a bone.

One snatches it.

He does not want it, but he steals it out of fear
that the other dog take it first.

Your hotel, Mr. Emad, is a bone.

My hotel is very
far from being a bone.

It's my bread every day.
It's all I have in the world.

Why will not he fight in the desert?

Because we are like dogs.

Or children of dogs.

What?

Oh, please, Captain,
ignore him.

He is not fine.
He is digressing.

Emad, go to bed.

Captain, please.

Very well.

But, Mr. Emad, take care of your language.

Well, we have to
Go back to work, Captain.

I'm dying to see how beautiful it will make me.

Feel a little more
I remember now, partner?

I tell you that I heard a voice ...

Yes, that's what you told us, Binns.

Puffin, do what you can with that bomb.
When you are ready we will go.

All right, sir.

I wish I had not joined the army.
They never value me.

They never believe anything I say.
One of these days will believe me.

'' It's the diet, Binns.
That's the problem.''

Emad, you should not have
Spoken like that

- I could have taken you prisoner.
- We are already prisoners.

And we will be until
let's get rid of them.

There is a way, Emad, my lord.

No no no no. We do not want
bloodshed here.

In any case, they are too many.

What is that?

Ahead.

Soon.

What's up?

I have received new orders by radio.
We are going.

Did you hear that, Mam?
They leave.

- Do not.
- Do not.

But will he come back?

Of course. But everything
good has to end.

Now let's help them with their trip.

Yusef, give them some sandwiches.

That makes you sad, Alberto?

But it is natural. We have
Become very good friends.

I'm sorry too.

Thats not all. Our hosts
It has been defeated on the coast.

We are in retreat.

I have received orders to destroy everything
building and disable it for the enemy.

This is the war.

Your hotel is a building.
Is not that so?

The world is crazy, Mr. Emad.

Cr ame I hate having to
meet these orders, ...

... but I'm a soldier.

But, what will become of us?

We are going to evacuate the area.
Must be ready to leave immediately.

I'm sorry, Emad. I must have listened to you.
It's all my fault.

Nobody's fault. We did
what we could and failed.

We are hostages of destiny ...

... and the Italians.

Go and tell mam
that we should prepare.

Do not.

You put the leg.

- Hello.
- Mr.

We will explore the surroundings
and let's hope the water reaches us.

Mr. I did it again.
Is a woman.

Hi.
I waited.

Hi.

- What's up?
- Italian, not only French and English.

Perfect.

Could you speak louder?
The line is not very good.

Hey, you can not get
something better than this?

Hi. Hey, who are you?

It's the Sahara Hotel speaking.

Hotel Sahara?

How is the situation with the water there?

There is a lot of water.
This is an oasis.

Ud. Where is it?

At the border post.

The border post.
We thought that the line had been cut.

Yes, there is a lot of water.

This is a tragedy,
our hotel.

Our hotel?

Yes, I was going to propose
that we were partners ...

... and to bring my relatives
here, after the war.

I already wrote to you.
This will break their hearts.

What a sin.

They will recover, do not doubt it.

We have to buy time
until the English arrive.

It's the only way to save the hotel.

I do not care about the Hotel.
They can kill you and then Mam

- We must do what we can.
- But, what?

I will keep the Captain busy.
And you should delay them.

Do not.

Quick.
Tell me

Yasmin, you must prepare.

-Cal is the problem?
- Alberto, my head breaks.

The porcelain

Mr. Emad, we can not wait anymore.

We need everything to
our new hotel in Naples.

The war will not last forever.

Upload that you're lighter.
Charity is a great virtue.

Giuseppe.

Be careful.
There are 160 soup dishes.

Go near the front where it's softer.

- Ah, Naples.
- Vesuvius.

It is a magnificent alliance.
I know everyone.

I have very good
connections, ?sabe?

Really? Yes

Alberto, why can not we
wait until nightfall?

It is impossible.

But it will be cooler then ...

... and so romantic,
with the moon and with you.

I will not be afraid

It is impossible.

Yasmin, prep rate,
You are delaying the Captain.

I have prepared...

The truck has been broken. It will take
some time to repair it.

- Patience. Get to work.
- Very well.

Luck is with you, Yasmin.
The truck has to be repaired

It can take hours.

In that case, I'll have your last dinner here,
with us.

It will make you something really special.

- What will it be?
- A big surprise.

I love a man ...

... that drives me crazy.

It started innocently,

But, I can not see how to finish it.

I love that man.

I can not explain why ...

... I turn clay into his hands.

He is one of those hidden mysteries ...

I wake up every morning
with a new glow.

Because I can not
stop worshiping him.

And although the devil
reflect in your eyes ...

... can be as sweet as an angel

I love a man foolishly.

And yet,
since we met ...

... life for me has been transformed
in a strange xtasis.

As you will see ...

... I love that man.

Yasmin, we must always think
in this as our song.

I always do, Alberto.

Every time I sing it.

Mr. Captain, the truck is ready.

Well done. Prepare the dynamite charge.

Very well.

Transportation is ready.

Now go and gather your things, Yasmin.

We left in 15 minutes.

Play our melody, Alberto.
One more time

Let's go immediately.
Now.

A load here inside.

Do not blow us up now.
We still have things to take out.

There's no time, we're gone.

Try again.

Let me take your luggage, my love.

Take a last look,
and then I have to put you in the truck.

Giuseppe, there's a bottle of
Champa a in the cellar.

Yes, but be careful not to explode.

The cork could harm someone.

Wait here, and we'll do
a farewell toast.

Oh, Giuseppe.

Yes, wait here.

Four...

Damn it!

English English

English
A hundred of them.

In cars.

Alarm!

No, Alberto, please.
Do not fight.

You are very brave to die.

It's all my fault.

You have to hurry, Captain.
The English are advancing.

Fast.
Mounts in the vehicles.

We are surrounded.
We are surrounded.

Surrounded.

The evacuation must be carried out
as planned.

Put the others in the truck. And that is not
move until we are safe.

Good luck, Alberto.

Prepared

- Fire to the load.
- Fire.

- Try again.
- Quick.

Fire.

- The cargo has not exploded, captain.
- No matter.

Let's go.
Fast.

Capit.

Where the hell have you been?
Yasmin and the others are in the truck?

- Everything is ready.
- Then why the delay?

Bill.
The service is not included.

The account?
Are you crazy?

It was on the road.

- Everything ready?
-Ready, Captain.

Ahead.

Is there someone at home?

Oh, Giuseppe.

Welcome to Hotel Sahara, gentlemen.

Thank you. Very short on your part.

Are you the owner?
My name is Randall. Major Randall.

It has taken us a lot
I work to find him.

My name is Cheyne.
Captain Cheyne.

Interim captain

How are you?

What is it?

A glass of wine.

A little champagne for
wish you a good trip.

- Cheers.
-Thank you.

It is a pleasure.

- Do you like champagne?
- Oh, yes, I think I know.

- Please.
- Thank you.

Good luck to all of you.

I think we're going to be very happy here.

Yes, sir, like a kid with new shoes.

Goodnight.

Ah, the young woman with whom
I spoke on the phone.

Mademoiselle Yasmin Pallas,
my fiancee.

Major Randall.

And I am his mother.

It is also a pleasure.

They must be exhausted
after your trip.

My name is Cheyne.

We always take a
cup of tea at this hour.

- Perm tame.
- Can I help you?

Maybe they want to accompany us.

- I?
- Yes.

Thank you.

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4 T S-1 CHAMPA A

-Did you sleep well?
-Like a king.

Clean sheets, pillows
and a feather mattress.

But nothing compared to the owner.

I just gave me a bath.
Sweet as a nut

Ooh, beautiful.
It's my turn.

I used all the donkey's milk.
You will have to do it with water.

Do not waste time with the
bell that says "maid"

Why not?

I already tried.

Early one morning

While the sun was shining.

It's time to get up, dear mam .

Right away, my treasure.

I'm sorry, Bill.
After t .

Breakfast will be in half an hour.

- Thank you, Miss Yasmin.
- Thank you, Miss Yasmin.

These Italian colleagues are rare.

There must have been a
Brigade of barbers here.

One for each day of the week.

Fixer, too.

Good morning, Aladdin. How is the
wonderful lamp?

It is not a lamp. It's the coffee
for Mrs. Pallas.

Is it?

I tell him something.
You go play the flea.

And I'll take the coffee to the lady.
Okay? All right.

Oh I understand.
It has no taste at all, huh?

Taste nothing.

That's my boy.
Give this to your uncle Charlie.

Number 9

Wake up! I have brought your coffee, madame.
Lev ntese.

Monsieur Vince, you must apologize.

I hope he is tolerant.

Sire, I do not think about anything else.

Thank you.

Cray! Eggs with bacon.
Very good show

I'm sorry we do not have crockery.
The Italians took everything.

Repulsive. Do not worry about us
We replace it with scrap metal.

With what? Oh

Scrap.

- T very hot.
- Thank you.

Emad, the jam.

We have English marmalade
to serve you.

Jam, by God!

It's like having breakfast at the hotel
from Paddington Station.

That's in England, you know.

England. I love England.

Walking with the dogs through the p�ramo

The wind and the torrential rain.

Things as valuable as rain, I do not know
They appreciate it until they reach a place like this.

When it was the last time
Who was in England?

Never. But I get the Tatler magazine.

Good morning

Mr. Cheyne, how handsome you look.

Do you believe it?

- Did you sleep well?
- Like a log.

- Y t ?
- Like a log.

I'll serve you?

Thank you. Drink milk first, please.

Fresh milk? Splendid

Thanks to Marietta.

- Marietta?
- Our goat.

It was a gift from the captain
who was here

He was very kind.

Do you know something curious?
He used the same perfume as you.

Seriously?

You know, Bill, this is a luxury break,
Until we return to the rumblings.

What is it about this time? Fly
Ammunition or assault convoys.

Nothing of that. You are in the
Diplomatic Corps now.

I do not get it.

Where there is an oasis, there are Arabs.

The objective will be to establish friendship with the
Sheiks and use them to obtain information.

I wish I had known.
I've put credentials in the vehicles.

It would be better if you fix Mavis's pump.
We will need it

Look, Bill, I was thinking about going to ...

... go to work elsewhere.

I'm afraid I'll have to wait.

Go away.
Go away.

Go, what a wonderful
Vegetable show you have here.

The goats also believe it.

He has the ability to garden, my old man.

Pity that there is no one to show it to.

Except the Arabs, I suppose.

- There are many of them around here?
- Yes, there are Arabs.

They come and go.

And settle their stores.
Yes, I know.

- Do you know them well?
- I'm your blood brother.

They would do anything for me.

If there is someone I do not like ...

Even you, Major Randall.

- Take a cigarette.
- Thank you.

When was the last time I saw you?

I have not seen them since
that the war started.

We used to organize parties
Arabs for the guests,

with music, dances,
camel racing

It sounds very funny.

- But very expensive.
- They like money, huh?

Why do they want money in the desert?
They want merchandise.

You would not believe the things that
I had to get for them.

What kind of things?

T , sugar, cigarettes.

Candies. Teapots

Pololos colorados for women.
And even alarm clocks.

Incredible Alarm clocks.
They are early risers, huh?

Without merchandise, they will not give you anything.

Incredible You know, I'd like to meet you.

Major, this is the time
appropriate to do it.

If you mention my name,
You will be your guest of honor.

They live with their flocks in the desert,
just a few hundred miles from here.

We have to go out to
have a chat with them.

Do it, Major.
Do not waste time.

You are a p caro, Mr. Cheyne.

And those ladies at the Tennis Club,
they sound even more daring.

I would not say that.
It's just a sporting spirit, you know.

Sometimes in the dance club,
when there is...

...Cider. It is an English drink.
You do not know her.

- Very often the girls ...
- I know.

They get beautiful.

But none could compare with you ....
Yasmin

Do you mind if I call her Yasmin?

My name is Edgar.

Everyone tells me Puffin.

Since I saw you ...

Puffin, he cares if I exchange
a few words with you?

Excuse me, Miss Yasmin.

See you later.

Do you have a pencil?

All right.
Request for provisions.

Intendant General.
Headquarters

T : 600 pounds.

Az car: 300 kilogr mos.

Flavored candies
Assorted: 600 kg

Cigarettes "Wild Woodbine": 5,000 boxes.

Caps with pompoms: 4 dozen.

Tet ras: 20

Red pololos for lady: 2 dozens.

Alarm clocks: 4 dozen

Understanding?

- Well, yes, I ...
- Well, I'll sign it.

- Is Mavis ready to be used?
- Eh ... yes.

All right. You can leave it here.

Take the truck and a
Man with you and return to the base.

That the Headquarters be put in
march with the shopping list.

Bring things as fast as you can.
I'm organizing a party.

Yes, you will have a lot of free time,
Is not that so, Bill?

Early one morning, while the sun was shining.

Oh do not worry,
I will have a lot to do.

Observation of jobs,
exploration, night patrols.

- A lot to watch, you know.
- Yeah, well, look, Bill. I...

Oh by the way,
add something to the list.

Pantyhose: 1 dozen.
And save them to my account.

Good trip.

All right.

So ... he was driving the truck
above this dune.

And there I was face to face
with two enemy armored cars.

Yes, before they could
think, I already had them.

Bang. Bang. One caught fire.
Bang, bang. The other one turned around.

- No!
- I'm telling you that I do.

When I was on my way to look for my medal,
suddenly, over a dune ...

comes a Mark III tank with its
Ca ones directed towards your server.

Do you know what I did?

Yes.
You woke up.

Do not have a letter to write, Corporal?

I finished the design for the chicken coop, Mrs.
if you want to go out and see it.

It disappears!
The lady and I are busy.

Collar Pullar?

I need a volunteer to
I'll go back to base with me.

Binns, you will do it.
Take your backpack.

-Yes, sir, but I was ...
- Come on, Binns. Hurry up.

I do not know. Whenever you have
a comfortable accommodation.

Come on, to the battle, Errol Flynn.
You have another war to win.

Early one morning,
while the sun was shining.

-For who are they?
- Puffin.

- Who is Puffin?
- Mr. Cheyne.

He's going to teach me an English dance.

You're wrong. Enough of English.
They leave.

- Leave?
- Yes, they go.

In search of the Arabs.
It will be months and months.

I felt that I could not leave without saying goodbye.

- Are you going?
-But he just arrived.

This is the war.

Oh, it's terrible.
I must pick up some fruits for your trip.

Well, they are very cautious
when leaving with the light of day.

It is so easy to get lost in the dark.

I could get lost anywhere.

Disc lpeme.

I will personally put these things in
Your truck, Mr. Cheyne. With a little wine.

Thank you.

Well, goodbye, Yasmin.

- But back.
- That's what the captain said.

Yeah, well, he does not bother me.

No, it's for my captain, Major Randall.

A wonderful guy
Born to be leader and all that, but ...

- When I leave ...
- He does not go?

No, it's what I'm trying to get to.

I'll be here with you alone.

I have a lot of love for him,
Yasmin, but ...

Ver s, a guy of his age ...

... really should
Be behind a desk.

It is terribly susceptible.

Puffin, you're jealous.

Absolutely. It's just that I do not want
Let the old man walk around ridiculously.

- Do you think it's dangerous?
- No, of course not.

He has been a real gallant in his time.

Yes, there was a girl in Cairo.

I do not think I should tell you about her.

But let's not talk about him.
Yasmin?

Promise me that you will not forget me.

I will never forget you, Puffin.

I'm coming!

I would like to bring you something when I return.
Something for you to remember me.

Oh, please, Puffin.

Pantyhose, size nine.

Pantyhose ...

Puffin?

- For the trip.
- Thanks friend.

Yes.

Yusef, bring the Major's hat.

What's the hurry, Major?

Any. I am not leaving.

Oh What?

Adi s!

Come on, Binns.

- What's there for lunch?
- Goat.

Yusef

Come on, guys with luck.
If they do not risk, they do not win.

The more you bet the more you earn.
You come barefoot and you go on wheels.

And here it comes, it's color ... black.

Well, this comes wonders to the old man.
Sorry.

You can not win forever, you know.

You have another chance.

Hey, corporal, a vehicle is approaching.

-Our or theirs?
- I can not see. It is a cloud of dust.

Wait. I will tell the Major.

Knows...

... it's weird to find a girl
I appreciate these things

I've been thinking a lot
in you lately, mademoiselle.

Unidentified vehicle
Approaching, Mr.

All right. Be alert.

Return to your post
and cover the entrance.

- I'd better go to the cellar, dear.
- But do not face each other, Major.

No, I promise.

Hi.

Welcome home!

- I'm glad to see you, Mr.
- Is my bathroom ready?

- Did you have any difficulty?
- Nothing important.

We spent one night with the
Mountain Division, I think

We sleep like babies.

- At dawn we were joined by the Afrika Korps.
-We started early that morning.

You managed to pass the
things without problems?

Yes, the guy in the barracks thought
I was crazy but in the end I got it.

Well, go to clean up. And when you like
We will have a long talk.

All right.

By the way,
Did you get my little assignment?

I'm sorry, Bill. I searched everywhere,

there was not a single pair of
pantyhose throughout Cairo.

-But, I managed to get the other things.
- Oh good.

Yes. A fantastic pair of
skin color cotton socks.

They say that women
Arabs prefer them.

I'll see you later.

Lder wood, Binns.
Leading wood.

Puffin And to think that I've been
hiding from you.

It is wonderful to see you again.

Yasmin, I have not done more than
Think about you since I left.

-I do not believe you. You have been to Cairo.
-I can try it.

Oh, Puffin. You are wonderful.

Wonderful.

So sorry. It's all full
of dust out there. You know.

Hey, friend.
I want to exchange a few words with you

Well, I know you want to get rid of us.

To help the Major it would be a pleasure.

Splendid Now I will tell you
what I want you to do

I want you to go to
your arab friends

with some gifts
symbolic of my part ...

and that you organize a
conference with them.

Do not.

Well, then I'm afraid
that we will have to stay

and wait for them to appear.

Oh, look at the beautiful gift
Puffin has given me.

So you've come back with symbolic gifts,
Right?

Major, if I organize this conference, I
He promises to leave, everyone, forever.

Definitely.

Very well.

You win.

Well done.

Then you will undertake
the trip at dawn.

By the way,
Mr. Cheyne will go with you

Sandbags in the desert? it is like
Take the wood to the mountain, Mr. Cheyne.

Yes, but they do not send us
with armored briefs.

- If they find a minefield, goodbye.
- Come on, Binns, bring the surprise box.

Right away, sir.

Come on, Santa Claus,
Christmas is approaching.

You have a good bag of toys.
Say hello to the children on my behalf.

Poor Emad.

Oh, do not worry,
He will be fine.

Cheney can be pretty clumsy
and immature but ... it's legit.

You would mind getting out, my old man
and see what it is about?

But...

What is that?

It is a minefield.
Come on, old man, we'll elude him.

That will have escaped. It's fine.
There is nothing to worry about.

- No?
- No, this will not stop us.

It's just the wheel.
We have a spare.

You should not leave.
You could step on another one.

But, I can not see how to finish it.

I love that man.

I can not explain

why reason ...

... I turn clay into your hands.

He is one of those hidden mysteries ...

I wake up every morning

with a new glow.

Because I can not
stop worshiping him.

And although the devil
reflect in your eyes ...

... it can be so sweet
as an angel

I love a man foolishly.

And, however,
since we met ...

... life for me has been transformed
in a strange xtasis.

As you will see ...

... I love that man.

Yasmin,

His voice is like a breath of peace.

It was lovely on his part
have arranged for me.

Do you promise me something?

Well, that depends, Major.

Well maybe
It seems silly.

But, I would like you to think
in this as our song.

- Will he?
- I always do, Major.

Every time I sing it.

Thank you.

You are very sentimental,
like all English.

Yes.

I miss, is not it?

However there is something
in this place, you know.

A kind of enchantment.

I have no doubt that these nomads
of the desert will be quiet.

It is an unequaled calm.

Peace be with you.

They welcome you,
blood brother.

Peace be with you.

What do you think of that?

Fabulous.

The secret is to keep the legs together.
Observe

Do you see what I mean?
Now it's your turn to you.

As ?

It's not bad at all.
Continue like this.

Practice makes perfect, you know.

German tank.
With two huge ca ones.

- Tell the Major.
-Rapid. Alert state.

- German ball rolling forward, sir.
- How many?

A tank with two ca ones
and twelve men on board.

Go. Turn on the truck.
I'll be with you in a minute.

We must go.
It would be better if you come with us.

- No no. I'm staying, I can not leave Emad.
- Caramba, poor Puffin.

It's fine. Well, keep hidden.
I'm sorry about this.

- Good luck, Major.
- Thanks, we'll be back.

Mu vete, will you?
Soon they will be upon us.

You could have the decency of
wait until we leave.

Let's go in the cellar.
Do not worry, we'll be back.

- Everything ready?
- In a couple of minutes, sir.

- I dress up. Give me an explosive trap.
- Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Geez, do not hurry up, will you?

Mr.
Higher.

- You must hurry, Major.
- All right.

- Yusef.
-They are coming, sir.

Get out of here the most
Quick as you can.

Warn Mr. Emad and Mr. Cheney
that the Germans are here.

If I can not intercept them,

tell Mr. Cheyne that
Find me at the border post.

- Comprendido?
- understood.

- Well, let's see, sir.
- And tell Emad not to use that bathroom.

- Lord!
- It's fine! I'm going to go get my clothes.

There's no time, Mr. It's now or never.
They are about us.

Yasmin, where are you?

And do not forget that bathroom.

- Come on, O'Brien.
- Very good, sir.

On going.

We go idotas.

Lieutenant Von Heilicke.
What is his name?

Yasmin Pallas.

- What are you doing here?
- This is our hotel.

I'm part of the staff.

In the future you will fulfill your duties
with a more modest and appropriate suit.

- We'll stay here.
-S

Who are you?

Yusef Butler,
Captain, my lord.

Where are you the owner?

Visiting some friends, my lord.

I'll go by him, in one
or two days on a camel.

No one should leave the hotel.

-Who is in charge during your absence.
- I am, Lieutenant.

Then pay attention.

This hotel will be requisitioned.

And it will be governed by rules
strictly military.

But in accordance with the laws of the
humanitarian war, do not evict them.

Thanks, Lieutenant.

My men are disciplined soldiers.
They will not cause problems.

As for m ,
my needs are simple.

-They will be taken care of, Lieutenant.
-Thank you.

I see that it has been
prepared a welcome.

Only a small change
and will be satisfied.

Hartmann, my soap and my towel.

- Will there be a bathroom, my lord?
- What? Yes.

There is a nice bathroom upstairs.
Very nice, very clean.

I have a lot to do.
I will bat after.

Up, my lord.
Water is not good here.

- It's not hot.
- I prefer it cold.

Hartmann.

Tram ... Explosive trap.

Check the place.

Everyone is
under house arrest.

Health.

You....

Hansel. Arabs in sight.
Inform the Lieutenant.

Here

Arabs in sight, Lieutenant.

- How many? Are they armed?
- About a dozen. On camels.

Coffee, my lord.

LosThe Arabs are friendly
in this part of the desert?

Very friendly

Only Christians are slaughtered.

There is a small
group near the hotel.

That will be my Lord Emad with the
friends that I told him I was visiting.

Everyone in their positions
and on guard.

- Yes.
- Please, Lieutenant, do not shoot.

They are all friends.

There will be no shooting unless
be necessary. You serve my coffee.

Hans You have to be on your guard.

Stop sleeping
Be on your guard

Let's go.
Let's go.

There is nothing
how to be at home

Tell him to calm down
bring the Major

Yasmin

Yasmin?

Where is everyone?

When the cat is not,
the mice dance.

But it's still early,
very early.

- What happened?
- Where is the Major?

Waiting for him at the border post.
The Germans are here.

Left Right,
Left Right...

Tell them not to worry,
that there has been an error

You must hide, fast.
In the cellar.

What is happening?

Ud. is it Emad?

Yes.

This are my friends.
They come to see the place.

And ... now that they saw it,
they go again.

Why so much hurry?

Maybe I did not expect
find me here.

Why do not you answer?

Oh, here you are. At last.

-Good morning, Lieutenant.
- Good morning.

-I hope you have slept well.
-S , thanks.

I thought you would never come back.

He has fallen into those lazy
customs of the English, Lieutenant.

They are a bad influence.

Well, the goats are ready.

The goats?
Are they?

Eight males, four females, nine cr as.
Twenty-one in total.

Every year, at this time, the Arabs
They come to renew their flocks, Lieutenant.

The goats are very
important to them.

They provide them
food and drink.

Emad, take the sheiks to see them.

I will teach you the goats
to my friends, Lieutenant.

You excuse me, Lieutenant, but
I have a lot to do in the kitchen.

Naturally.

Mr. Emad.
Just a moment.

Those Arabs.
Who are they?

Sheiks.
Very important men.

Do they have many followers?

- Very fierce.
-All right.

Machiavelli said: "It is wiser to win
the friendship of the conquered ...

than to subject them to arms. ''

I completely agree.

Well, then they will stay.
No one can leave.

They can not do that, they have their
Responsibilities They must return.

They must return with their camels,
his donkeys, his goats.

- With their wives.
- I'm going to entertain you.

I will give you a real feast tonight.

- What is it?
- Eyeball.

- Tell him I do not eat it.
-But you must do it.

You must do it. Is a
signal its approval.

You would betray him,
and he is on your side.

He is having a great success. The sheiks
They think you are a great man.

Really? After the party I'm going
talk to them, one by one.

No no. They must
always stay together.

I have certain questions
what do you do ...

... and I think they prefer
respond individually.

- Serve coffee, do you want?
- Very good, Lieutenant.

- It's like you, my love.
- Yeah, but it has goosebumps, Gunther.

Oh, but it's sweet and chubby.

Sergeant, the Lieutenant wants
your remedy for indigestion.

To the order.

We have to take out
that English idiot here.

- What happened?
- The Lieutenant is watching them one by one.

- He's sure to give himself away.
- She's going to put on a fat one.

- I think he's going to be a fat man.
- Come back and keep them away at all costs.

I will think of something.

I sure am.

Hurry, dear.

Did F setima take everything?

No, he left his basket.

Oh thanks.

Congratulations, Emad, what
You have done very well.

By the way, there is a sheik who does not
You have presented me Tr elo here.

No, there.

Music

It would be bad for education
interrupt the music.

- Oh, yes, yes, of course.
- Yes.

Thank you. I like to be correct.
Let it be later.

You must leave here.
The Lieutenant suspects t .

-Why?
- I do not know.

I have to talk to the
Sheiks first.

Impossible.

Scatter between the palm trees,
after m .

Sands of fortune.

Who does not tempt fate,
I will never be rich.

You arrive barefoot
and go on a camel.

- What did the Sheik say?
- That in the desert,

the water is thicker than the blood
and much less abundant.

And what does it mean?

There is nothing to do while
the lieutenant is in the oasis.

Tell him not to worry about
that, we will return.

Oh, not again, please.

Bye
and good luck.

- Please the bill.
- What's the matter?

Thank you very much,
and give my regards to Yasmin.

Is it the best you can do?

You have to use something.
We have many of them in the truck.

-Do you have any positive side ?.
- You can camouflage yourself a little.

Let's go inside

Look, Mr. Cheyne is coming on a camel.

"Damn, he's become a native.
Where is Mavis?

The poor old woman left us.
Try to hold the beast, will you?

- What are the news?
- I'll tell you later, I'm thirsty.

- It must have been that eyeball.
-From whom?

The mine.
Where is the Major?

Good job, Puffin.
How did it go?

There's nothing to do, sir.

The Sheikhs want to collaborate,

but they can not while the
Germans are taking the oasis.

Then we will need reinforcements and equipment.
We will return to the base in half an hour.

Hi, Binns.

- Have you been playing basketball?
- I've been duped.

As it should be.

Do not listen to him, Binns.
He is jealous. They fit very well.

Thank you, sir.

No no. I will not have more goats.

Suleiman.

Suleiman. You're divorced.

I love that girl.

I can not explain ...

... because right.

But it has stolen my heart.

That I'm sure of.

She is one of those
hidden mysteries.

A girl.

Oh, what a beautiful song.

My love, when you listen to it I want you
Think of it as our song.

Of course I will, Alfie.

Alfie? My name is Gunther.

Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Gunther.

Well, you're ready to
our little game?

After all, even a soldier
You can take a break.

I've been waiting with anxiety.

Very much.

But you have to promise me
that will be lost.

There are times when
It's harder to lose than to win.

Sometimes even the generals meet
with impossible battles to lose.

Do you like being a soldier?

I did not like it
Until I arrived in Africa.

But the desert, oh ...
I fell in love with him.

You are the greatest Englishman.

- A sentimental.
- No, I'm only practical.

Check.

You are not very gentleman, lieutenant.

If you can not lose a game against
a woman, will never fall in love?

You are wrong.

- I'm in love.
- Yes, Lieutenant?

Yes.

She is very beautiful, Yasmin.

I was a mysterious dancer
at an Arabic party.

I'm afraid it's checkmate.

Lieutenant, lieutenant.

You must go up, sir.

Excuse me

Next time, you will win.

- What is it about?
-I do not know, sir.

- Where?
- There, those clouds of dust.

Prepare the withdrawal.

Come with me.

Prep rensen.
Quick, fast!

What happens?

- I do not know.
- Gunther suddenly jumped and left me.

Wordlessly.

Sr. Emad?
Bill.

Hartmann.
My seal

Ah!

-Lord ...
- Hartmann.

The lieutenant leaves?

Yes, a column approaches from the south.

I have proposed retreat to the desert,
where I have the freedom to maneuver.

- Who are they?
- I do not know. That's what I leave....

Ladies, I must protect you.

Mr. Emad, one thing

I do not use my bathroom while I'm away,
Understood?

I'm afraid I know.

Adi s, Lieutenant.
Take care of yourself a lot.

Adi s, senorita.

The moment of danger has passed.

I kiss his hand.

Mrs.

Yasmin
Yasmin

Who could it be this time?

- No no. Do not.
- Do not.

Are you French?

- Of course.
- They're French.

From Lake Chad, and we're heading
towards the last battle in the north.

They are heading towards the last battle.
The war almost ends.

Oh, live love.

Mam . Mam ...

My hero

Yasmin, Mam , bring wine, fruits.
everything they find.

Nothing can be better.
No more sacrifices ...

..too good.

- Mam ...

Oh, Yusef.

Oc pate from these
guests of honor.

Oh, Yusef.
The best bottle

The war is ending.
At last!

High.

Who are you, Bill?

I would not know tell you. They are quite rare,
whoever they are.

- What is your name, Mademoiselle?
- You can tell me Yasmin.

Yasmin

- And you?
- Jacques.

Oh, brave Frenchmen.
How happy they have made me.

Like Cleopatra, who once captivated
Antonio in this same desert.

You are fascinating ..
A lovely creature.

Yes, I'm starting
to realize it.

Lord, sir, here
Gene Autrey comes

Just what we need.

All in order?

Thank you. As soon as it has arrived,
will shoot a flare.

- Yes, Lieutenant.
- And his goats.

Give me all your goats.

Good trip.

-I do not see why I have to be the woman.
-You'll see it.

- She's very pretty, sir.
- You'll walk behind.

Yes, thanks for the advice.

They only make their wives
walk ahead if there are mines.

Come on, cover your face
and try to look repetable.

As soon as I finish
to register the hotel,

if there are no Moors on the coast,
will launch a flare.

Understood, sir.

Come on, Mr. Cheyne, mention the hips.

Walk like winding.

Come on, kids, get going.

Come on, come on, hurry up.

Despise you ...

... young soldier.

That I'll be thinking about you.

I'll be very lonely without you.

I will not have anything to do ...

... or where to go.

No one who makes my heart beat.

Good trip.

Young soldier.

What is the use of postponing it?

That the trumpet sounds.

Why do not you go at once?

Why do you make me
feel this way ...

... say ...

... adi s?

Good trip.

My friend.

From this moment we are separated.

I'm back where I started.

I do not have anyone to kiss.

Nobody to love.

Nobody who makes me hope.

No, no, no

So ...

Adi s.

Should he leave now, Lieutenant?

There is no time to lose.

-This is a war in movement.
-You. it amazes me

Oh, the account.

No, you are my guest.

The best guests
received that I have had.

Thank you.

Let's go ahead.

But what do you do?
That is ridiculous.

Walking

Despise you ...

Young soldier.

I'll be thinking about you.

I will not have anything to do ...

... or where to go.

Nobody who makes me hope.

No, no, no

So ...

Adi s.

Good luck.

Adi s.

Everything is as it was
Beautiful and peaceful.

And I owe everything to you, Yasmin.

Giuseppe, Alfie ...

Gunther, they were all very sweet.

I will miss them.

Mam , before you know it,
We will have guests again.

You are right. We are going to work
that everything must be put in order.

Mam , to the kitchen.

Yusef, to the cellar.

And you, my dear, to the room.

Where the hell are they?

Let's make a circuit. Come on, Salome.

Keep your head down.

Go away. Go away.

- Oh, no, no.
- Who were they?

- French.
- Have they all left?

-They left and you came back.
-As it is, let's go inside.

Wait here, I'm going to throw
a look inside.

Poor Gunther,
He loved the sausage.

Everything is fine.
I'm just me.

- Anybody use my bathroom?
- No, no, they were in a hurry.

Damn, that would have accelerated his departure.
Go up to the roof with me.

What is nice
be back.

By the way, I forgot my bottle
of medicine somewhere.

-I've kept it, it's in the bar.
- All right.

Now I remember, I left it in the
Ten room ... in his room.

Well, I just need a few drops.
I will look for them in passing.

Do not worry, my men will come back.
Did you leave my toothbrush here?

No, I just found
a pair of garters ...

- Return.
- I know.

- How do you know?
- I'm in the kitchen.

- No, I went through the garden with some goats.
- The Major?

No, the Lieutenant.

We must keep them away.

Surprise.
The prodigy returns.

-What happens?
- I'll explain later.

Miss Yasmin,
She is surprised to see me.

Lieutenant, there are no more
surprises for us.

The bathroom.

Prepared to inquire.

Here is a special statement
of the spokesman for Cairo.

Except for coastal areas,
the hostilities in the north have ceased.

They're gone, Emad.

And this time really
They are gone forever.

I'm sorry I gave you jealousy.

No, it was English,
the oldest.

It was he who really
it scared me

How could you think that
Would there be someone other than you?

Of course, the captain
It was quite nice.

Hello, is there anyone at home?

THE END?